Spider-Man Games

Whatever you do not play any of the modern games on a keyboard and mouse.
Unless you decide that middle mouse button being your heavy attack is a good idea.

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Shattered Dimensions is fun but closed off and doesn't give you enough room to fuck around.
Web of shadows has good swinging and fun aerial combat but it's bad in other aspects. It's worth playing though.

Cat was right, it's the Jade Syndicate.

I WAS LOOKING AT PORN

Is this the game where Spider-Man wears the rubber-insulated suit from the comics to fight Electro?

LOL

WEW

I'm sure she was originally supposed to be Riri.

Holy shit.

Holla Forums will defend this.

our Holla Forums would throw it under the bus… now Holla Forums on the other hand.

I've just started watching Diversity and Comics (he's against social justice, it's just a name), and all these fucking garbage comics with Riri and America (literally a segregationist dyke latina written by a dyke latina), fucking garbage art, constant emotional praise, replacing white characters. And all of those are reviewed well in the mainstream despite selling like fucking garbage.

Comics are fucking lost. If capeshit films start to flop there's no way the comics industry doesn't burst into fire. At this point I'm glad my shithole doesn't have a decent comic book shop.

what about the PC Port

what's really interesting is how comics have become the Kingdom Come universe without the self awareness. Heroes just fight to fight now and the lines between them and the villains are completely blurred, yet the writers simply don't see it because they have lost their moral compasses.

wew

He's a fence shitter though. He has no problems with all white characters being replace with niggers and cunts, just that the "quality" of the writing is bad. Comic book readers are still stupid enough to mistake the symptom for the cause.

Of course they are. Holla Forums and the rest of the people reading comics are the battered housewives of hobbies. This is what happens when the whole consumer base consists of low T betacucks.

QTEs AND Arkham combat, come the fuck on.

Holla Forums is where I got it from.

I don't know. I didn't get that, he's pretty critical about it in his Riri shitting videos, Falcon and so on. He's even mentioned certain writers, whose names I can't remember right now, that appear to be embarrassed about writing white heroes. But yeah he focuses on the quality of writing mostly.

I don't read comics but that one page of Red Skull instantly comes to mind.

The worst offender in enter electro was a completely abysmal wacky mode that might as well not exist.
There was no neckbeard pandering, secret characters, funny changes to cutscenes and voices, only bananas everywhere, unless that was some epic in joke the developers had with themselves, i didn't get it.

While he's criticizing Marvel for their shit he has no problem with DC being little better. He's likely a paid shill riding on the "Fuck SJWs" wave.

Then he's fucking worthless. I don't give a fuck how well written a comic is, I have no wish to read about "real" women of subhumans in my escapism.

Ok, fine. Comics are irredeemable incestuous garbage forever.

At this stage they pretty much are, and there is certainly no sign they are going to improve in the next decade or two, if ever. You yourself said there are writers embarrassed they're writing about white, heterosexual, male characters, and the fans are so cucked they don't even dare think about the radical idea that the shit they're paying for should pander to them and what they want.

I was just trying to imply that a gradual change or attempt at change/criticism is better than just none at all. Fuck Sarcuck but I prefer him and his candid buttbuddies being popular on youtube than a bunch of feminists.

I'm confident that the European muslim rape gangs and American college students will bring on the end times and with it some hefty change, but when I don't know. It's the one thing I'm looking forward to.

PS1 Spider-Man was the best. Spider-Man 2 on PS2 is only an honorable mention for its swinging mechanics.

PS1 Spider-Man had the best rendition of Venom. Hank Azaria Venom was fun too.

It's a pointless waste of time. It's the equivalent of leftists burning trillions trying to uplift niggers only to fail time and again, simply because they're basing their reasoning on a false premise. Leftists have failed to achieve anything of note on the nigger front for more than a century because of this, why do you think crawling around like a battered housewife is going to unfuck comics?

Oh, shit will definitely go down in the next 20 years, I just don't think Europe or the US have the strength of will to see it through.

Holla Forums absolutely hates this garbage.

I guess you're right, you seem like more of a comic 'fan' veteran than I am and you've been dealing it a lot more. All I've read is some Maximum Carnage as a kid (shit or not I really love the art), one arc of Sin City and some Italian comics which is all my country gets regularly. Oh yeah and a lot of Bone, that was a good one.

Don't underestimate Europa. If we survived a couple of world wars, Turks and centuries of in fighting we can survive some peasant shitskins. I used to think America might but with Trump I don't know. I find myself falling into nihilism but I try to pick myself out of it by thinking about this. A bit morbid but still.

Holla Forums doesnt like it.

Does more shit like this happen in the movie? Such a shame because I heard Tom Holland is actually the best Spidey so far.

WE WUZ ARCHUTECHS

They literally have Re-Re try to shame her teacher to be racist to her, when she didn't give her the oppression she wanted.

The scenes with Mitchelle and the teens are like this, Tom Holland however was amazing in the film and I'd say is worth at least watch just for his performance.

My homeboard may be a rancid and dying cesspool full of faggotry on both chans, but saying we love capeshit films is an insult. We want the bubble to pop as much as anyone with enough brain cells.

Fuck you, Holla Forums. You were always quisling shitstains that got everything you deserve. Go cuck yourselves to death, good fucking riddance.

even anime fans are better than you shit eaters

I actually read that today. It's something to be experienced. What's amazing is the writers believe this to be admirable. That this is what makes a person noble. That these are the origins and traits of a hero.

Fuck doing good things to make amends with your past, or simply because you want to. Do them out of spite and for the popularity! Fuck those teachers who aren't racist, they're racist anyways!

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I recently played web of shadows. The missions and world are boring as shit and repetive (it's open world with like zero level design), but God damn does it feel good to play. The controls are really nice.

I'm just saying that even capeshit movies are too awful, even for my vile and easily hateable kin with degenerate tastes. I mean, I'll even admit we got everything we deserve. Look at us. We were the birthplace of bronies, Steven Universe fags, Adventure Time shits, and even 77% of SJWs, tumblr, libfags, faggots manchildren, etc etc. And many key figures and corporations of the industry turned out to be sjws who used their toons and comics to spread their political ideals and agendas on viewers, and I guess we were partly responsible for ruining cuckchan even more than it already was and I guess we're also responsible for the fall of Lucky Charms and character designs in general, among other things, but hey, at least… you know… we… uh…

Excuse me as I go commit suicide.

Oh lord that's retarded.

Jesus fucking Christ this has to be ironic.

Share this with the rest of your Holla Forums clansmen. Make sure every last one of you drink every last drop. It will cleanse you of your crimes against man, earth and heaven.

Sums up every afrocentrist bullshiter. They want to be contested at every turn so they can chimp out.

and the writing doesn't get any better. If they are trying to write a petty, autistic, psychotic bitch longing to be oppressed, they've succeeded… but more than that, even the structure of the writing is so bad it feels like it came from a deviantart fanfic.

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Thank you, I shall.

Well, I'll give them credit on one thing: the writing is laser focused on their intended demographic of self-absorbed, sociopaths who don't realize it's not the 50's and minorities have had equality of opportunity for over half a century. Too bad for Marvel, SJWs don't buy comics.

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So you fags actually like the movie? Do you not care about BLACKED Mary Jane? lol

I think a better question to ask for all of this is, "Why does she just have this picture of the first African American astronaut on her person, and ONLY for this particular event?" And then you get the obvious answer of, "Lazy and contrived writing."

Fuck the modern comic industry.

Goddamn this is some Tails gets trolled shit right there.

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Who the fuck said that faggot? The movie is just as shit, which is a shame since the kid who played Peter did a decent job.

Also, the monument was built by slaves boyo!

Wow so you're saying it's worth watching just to see the adventures of Tom Holland, ms. mystery meat, his flip friend, and black MJ in another generic marvel capeshit film? Even the TAS flicks were better than this garbage.

creepier still is how she just stares at her teacher for a while.

I'd say TGT is quite a bit better than this actually.

user, it's not being oppressed if they're the ones demanding it.

dailycaller.com/2017/02/23/non-white-students-at-university-of-michigan-demand-segregation/

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We've gone full circle.

You forgot the slaves built the washington monument thing. There's dozens of articles and google searches about this shit. No surprise Disney wanted to divide the country up even more with this shit since their CEO wants to be head of the DNC.

The responses were not negative enough.

They don't buy anything. They can't stay wealthy if they go around spending money on things and not stealing or extorting all the things that they want and need. Whenever they actually need something, they either steal it from someone who is poorer than them or threaten to 'out' someone as racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic/islamophobic/rational in order to get given free stuff in exchange for their silence. And then they 'out' them anyway.

Well if that is how this works. I bet she will never be a whore.

It's all only on Holland's performance and you can potentially blame all shit like black MJ on Pascal and Sony. I'm not saying go out and watch it but when the Chinese leak out a torrent if any of you actually are interested.

Holland looks uncomfortable.

Holy shit, I don't know what is worse, the WE WUZ dialogue or that nigger Zendaya ugly mug.

god damn what a fucking disgusting bunch
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OF FUCKING COURSE

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It's quite the coincidence that all the main character teens that aren't Peter are brown and black that are supposed to be iconic characters that historically been white.
I can get Queens is diverse but this is tokenism and it's too blatant.

You should see Flash Thompson and the rest of the cast.

"heyyy PEDERRRR, I hurd you needed sombedy to BULLY you todeyyy."

That's what I was referring to.

At least they're admitting that "diversity rooms" and cultural appropriation are just attempts to get segregation back. Wonder how long it's going to take for the blacks, spics, ect. to realize that the WHITES will end up with the best of everything under segregation, and that's exactly what SJWs want because the vast majority of SJW leaders are racist as fuck whites.

Mary Jane is a nigger?

And they're expecting this Pajeet to become a space badass?

He's a spic not a Pajeet.

Whatever he is, he's part jewish.

source: his nose

no
stop being a low-info kneejerk wankstain

The first two (originals, not movie tie-ins).
1 also has the best version on PC, 2 is PSX-only.

Look, she's a nigger

Holy fuck, I thought she was just a side character not Mary Jane. I'd fuck her, Zendaya is kind of cute.

I like Spider-Man Unlimited.

The porkers have very nice asses.

SUPERPOWER BY 2020

She's not Mary Jane, she's Michelle, though her initials happen to be MJ, so maybe she's kind of Mary Jane?

It just made sense, all the characters at his school are minoritized, his uncle is minoritized, his nemesis is minoritized, his love interest is a minority, I'm honestly surprised they didn't just retcon Stark into a Minority like out of nowhere, in spite of canon cinematic universe stark being Robert downey Jr, just flat replace him with one of the actresses from hidden figures, and then not reference it, just tell everyone to deal with it.

From what I heard, Sony wanted to do the black Spier-Man movie, Miles or whatever he was called, but (((Disney))) realized that it would sink faster than the Titanic.

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This character has loads of depth, I can tell already.

I wouldn't mind MJ being a nigger if she didn't look like a ratchet bum that smells like shit.

Amy Pascal is fucking insane.

She's a real role model.

She's jewish, it's in her genes.

MY BALLOON!

I'm already at full health!

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Dude you are like 10 years late on this.

The Amazing Spider-Man 1 was good, and Spider-Man 3 was ok.

Also Spider-Man 2 on PC was good like Spider-Man PS1 it had the coolest Mysterio until Dimensions came along

What in the actual fuck?
They are ALL niggers!
>tfw no Kraven the hunter levels in the ps2 version of spiderman the movie

How is she not a villain?

(((Who))) the fuck thought this was a good idea?

The thing with comics is that the vast majority of people that still buy them are in their 30s and 40s and started reading them when they were kids. They've fueled the market for this shit for 30+ years. Anyway, given how out of shape the average comic book nerd is, the industry will have to deal with the very likely event of their current readership literally dying off in the next decade or two. I don't know how much longer it will take but this big of a drop in readership all around the same time will do 1 of at least 2 things to the industry: kill it, or force it to move into new markets, and given how much more conservative leaning newer generations are than previous ones, it would necessitate pandering to the demographic rather than shitting on it. Liberals don't read comics. Women don't read comics. Only white males by and large read comics, and eventually this will force a change.

To be fair each of these movies exist in themselves so you could pick whichever flavor suits you best.

FLASH IS A PAJEET? WTF

I am a big fan of the PS1 Spider-Man game. Its sequel wasn't as good but it's still enjoyable. They're still the only games that capture Spidey's attitude/personality as well as they do. The web-swinging is admittedly not great but it has good game-feel and fighting all of the villains is good too.

Spider-Man 2 for PS2 and Ultimate are good also, but everything after that is less than stellar, I'd say.

wasn't there a PC port of the ps1 spider-man game
i need

the PC port of Spider-Man 2 is amazing

The game doesn't work, user.

no thanks

Have any marvelshit pooniverse movies bombed horribly yet? Will this be the first?

I always considered the new Flash to be Chad Warden

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They're saying it's the second-highest opening weekend for a Sony film, so it sadly isn't going to be bombing.

It's a damn shame. I had the feeling that this shitheap might be the first crack in the MCU armor, but normalfags don't seem to have any reservations about opening wide and guzzling this filth down.

A-at least we have each other, right?

Spiderman 2 for the PS2 is the only one you will ever need for obvious reasons.

Case in point pic-related

Granted it isnt the iron spider suit exactly, but it fit the timing of spider man joining avengers during the civil war and having a suit designed by tony to be able to match against the rest of the supers.

MCU aint perfect at all, they sometimes end up doing stuff that doesnt connect to the comics at all and it pisses me off. However comic books are retarded and have retarded stories, so having the MCU being its own universe not connected to how the comics played out is an ass-pull, but ill accept it.

This new spiderman movie wont be amazing, but hey ATLEAST IT ISNT ANDREW GARFIELD AND WHATEVER THE FUCK FUCK THOSE 2 SHIT MOVIES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE.Atleast we can all blame (((Sony))) for that shit.Toby McGuire best spiderman

That was pure cancer.
Are they even trying to be subtle with their propaganda any more ?

At least Spidey wasn't a niggerlover in TAS.

that one spiderman game with niggers

Which one?

Is NO ONE going to mention the several blatantly reused panels?
And don't give me that "muh comical effect".
That's laziness, not comedy.

Now post more catwoman Black Cat and Best Wife

>turning the most iconic redhead this side of Asuna into this
Hollywood needs to be killed.
Marvel cannot die soon enough.

This Peter acts just like Miles anyway, he even got Miles' fat fuck asian friend.

that's not MJ

MJ is a nigger. But she's not "Mary Jane."

My real issue with them raceswapping Mary Jane is how she's easily the most iconic non-super character in comics, and even including superheroes, she might still be the most iconic even if you include main heroes out of costumes.

Miles is just fucking Peter in personality, retard. That's why he's boring as shit.

If Peter was a sperg as a kid, yeah. Then again you might be talking about that garbage Ultimate version.

Did you just manage to skip your highschool years and skip from a child to a fully formed adult?

Peter manned up pretty fast, yeah. Besides, he was never the jumpy type, that came with the Spider-man persona.

He's generally only a spaz in private, which is completely understandable.

Where are all the Venom games?
I mean they have that shitty Venomverse thing in progress, as well as that other shitty Venom movie that will be PG13 and will be shoehorned into the MCU somehow, might as well have a venom game.

Nope, Sony is somehow hoping to turn Venom movies into it's on movie film franchise.

That's worse.

I liked both TAS and especally andrew garfield :

Yeah it is. Unless you want a more Nip color-disparity thing.

This image is quintessential Spidey - Parker going hard and being the man to protect his wife. It's inherent in their relationship from the get-go considering her background and his traumatic failure with Ben.

Also MJ is great, when she's not being written by a dope who just has her perusing dresses or something.

True. It's not just the aesthetic tarnishing but the entire character is utter different. I bet Shaquana Janiqua Riri Pumbata Williams """mj""" has the most loving home life and has so many open opportunities etc. etc.
Meanwhile, nega-MJ would really be raised by an abusive single black hoodrat who taught her that black men and white women are the problem with the world and that if she ever talks back, "I brought you into this world, I can take you out! I coulda had me an abortions! You should be thankin' me!"

MJ is great as Peter's support. She's his drive, the comfort and soul he comes home to at night when he's next to decimated after a fight. She's part of his counsel, outside of his aunt. Without MJ Peter is just…half a bloke.

"BUT YOU WILL TAKE THE ANTI-AMERICAN MYSTERY MEAT AND LIKE IT GOY!"

This actually would explain the "diversity" of the cast

Supaidaman game when?

No shit