A poor can not afford to own cheap things
no man's sky
set to Earthbound Soundtrack
Some fucking crackhead just stole our fucking keys
haha dude what
I saw him standing outside my car when I came out the gas station and my neechan left the key in the ignition
He was trying to sell me some headphones probably to get more crack and I told him to get lost. That's when i saw the keys were missing but cracky already left. I am going to kick his fucking ass when I see him.
esus fuckin christ bro
thats horrible im sorrry man
i wish you lived somewhere nicer
Crackhead could've stolen your car
There was money and shit in the car so i dont know why he would only take the keys. I am livid
Oi dno't forget toi change ur lokcs
a crackhead with keys to your house
when u hackin so hard google bloks u
They were in between the seat in a spot i checked a million times
Omg i feel like a baka
I was ready to go find him too
This is so embarrassing
are you blushy blushy?
*pat pat* If only you knows no problem
I still think he's a crackhead and he is not even supposed to be at that store.
tfw the ARG will never be solved
Nice dub dubs
Who are all these people
Nezi, IKT, and Neko.
Nezi rings a bell. Others must not be real.
Why is it so dead?
dapping is a gateway *action*. it will lead to horrible things, emily.
Cupcake im boooooooooooooored
no, this is patrick.
hello neko chan.
wow what a surprise
how's it going, early morning gang?
I'll allow it this once because there isn't many around to see.
Just got up.
Watching Parks and Rec.
This movie im watching is weird as fuck
How are you doing lovely?
How ya doing~?
Prove it fagboy
I don't wanna go to work. Help
sleepy moogs. go for a walk or something to wake yourself up. or don't do that because walks are for squares.
I also just got up. I ended up getting juuust tired enough that I decided to squeeze in a few more hours of sleep back at 1am, and now it is 4am and a reasonable time for me to be awake again without ruining my entire sleep schedule for the next few days.
how far along are you?
which movie is that?
well I just woke up, but I'm in a good enough mood. just another fun filled day of shitposting and wasting time. ooh, and drinking. shit, I'm going to go get one of those right now. man I love drinking.
I don't want to either, but I've used all my sympathy days off. today is a weekend though so good times. you just need to work hard for glorious leader and don't complain so much. the bread and water they give you is more than enough to sustain yourself on and the work isn't that backbreaking. how about you show some damn gratitude for once.
yeah im drawing shit anyway
Go to bed, gay boy.
[Cyber logs go here]
Season 2 Episode 15
My neechan put it on
I sure wish I could drink i hate not being under the influence of something
anything good? more of your comic?
nice. season 2 is a really good one, but you're getting close to probably the best season of the show. three is phenomenal.
you're like ten, you shouldn't drink anyway neko.
Not good to be up so long.
Nigger, I don't even get sympathy days off. This is my last week of 12's so I'm glad for that. And it's not backbreaking, just annoying as fuck dealing with idiots breaking shit constantly.
I've never cybered anyone here or a boy for that matter.
cover page or promotional yes
Let's fix that.
You'd love me when I'm drunk
people are idiots no matter what though. every job I've ever had has been full of them.
zombie apocalypse in season six when they started losing too many viewers. I wish I was kidding.
I'll cover your page alright.
actually seeing you drunk would be something I'd very much like.
answer still applies.
How about no, faggot.
That's not a reason I should be more gratuitous towards it.
you didn't let me finish. I wish I was kidding...and I am!
no moogs. soda bad for you. water. drink water.
as I sit here at 4am with vodka
Last time was about a year ago. My brother doesn't really buy alcohol so i dont have many chances to.
that was a joke you r-tard. because you're in korea. but not the one that my comment would make more sense in. get it?
ive drunk all the water
shame you live so far away. I'd totally
get you some encourage you not to do underage drinking.
I'm assuming that pop comment was directed at me.
are you being serious? because that's horrible. I hate when the filtered water runs out. might as well be fucking Auschwitz.
you did offer a replacement after the parking lot incident
Faggots in Europe and stuff get to drink when they are 16 plus I only have one more year!
For that day.
Filtered water tastes just like tap water
Drinking is overrated
okay so get some real quick moogs. an entire pallet of water bottles is like 4 bucks at walmart here. and a 5 gallon thing of it is like a dollar most places. get some more!
a year and a couple months, youngin'
but yeah it's pretty dumb. that being said I don't think they should change it. people here are way more stupid than in other countries and having a bunch of drunk 17 year olds running around would be chaos.
I don't know where you live exactly but where I live and most places in america this is patently untrue
kinda wanna hear about the parking lot incident.
I never noticed a difference in Maryland/Texas/Cali. Just seemed like a waste of money to buy water that tasted the same as tap.
I would rather smoke but it's nice to try something different every once in a while
california, at least where I lived for a while, had decent tap water. pretty much everywhere else I've been has had horrible tap water. it depends on your location, and I guess your sense of taste. you could just very well not give a shit about it. tap water is gross for reals though.
don't sass back to me, boy.
Now smoking is just plain awful for you. You have fun with that.
Water is water yo
life would be easier if I shared your opinion.
most water is drinkable with ice at least.
Just expressing my displeasure.
I was not talking about cigarettes.
I don't drink cold water
Smoking is smoking, regardless.
It's fun to do bad things
I'll allow it. this once. if you say thank you.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
Battlefield Medieval Warfare
full-auto crossbows because gameplay
armored horses with side mounted cannons because gameplay
gryphons with afterburners, full-auto crossbows and cannons because gameplay
that sounds right.
fuck fuck fuck
what's wrong, tokai?
Thank you for what
Maybe if you're 12.
Fuck the police.
don't question me just say it.
but the police are all ugly and fat. guess we found your type.
Was quoting boondocks
Thank you then
I woke up too late
I'm not Squash.
Cute underweight 5'2-5'5 asian girls are my type.
Never watched it. Apologies.
too late for what?
You should it's pretty funny
Penis not preferred, but will still do.
Never seemed my type of show.
blood chan most likely has one so you're golden.
the boondocks seemed like it was trying to be funny with pure racist shock value and getting away with it because all the characters are black so it's "not racist"
going to the city with my brother
maybe we'll still go but I hate to be home late
yeah I know the feeling. I never like being out too late. what are you going to do in the city?
Too bad, she'd seem almost perfect otherwise. Too bad she probably isn't attractive either.
You'll never truly know unless you give it a shot
But suit yourself
yeah. there's a lot of variables you can't be too sure of there.
kyle bought me a soda
HE didn't drop it this time.
Well okay I do like it when it's with friends but only when I did a lot anyway. today is the last neet day.
he needs new shoes. and needs me to show him how to use public transport
he's such a cool guy.
If you don't think these are the most bitchin socks you've ever seen you can get out of my face.
I did give it a shot, and I didn't really find it funny at all.
I'll just stick to the asian population. I hear Japanese girls aren't as boring as Korean girls.
give him headpats.
that's cute. you should try and pick up some mosquito netting while you're out.
they are okay.
heard a gunshot not even a quarter mile away while I was out for a smoke
and my mom says we don't live in a sketchy neiborhood
Never trust border states
the whole asian scene is great in general. really attractive people.
This is unsatisfactory. Show me superior socks.
it's all the fucking mexicans. you're not really safe anywhere around here.
literally every time I post betty you see a better pair of socks.
we posting socks?
Asian guys are pretty much the only tolerable men
Would fuck an Asian guy but for me it's primarily girls.
ywn fuck a Japanese goddess
According to asian girls Asian guys are pretty shitty and selfish, which is why they like foreigners.
That says what kind of person you are for wanting them.
naha that's fixed, I got a weird electro thing that you plug in and makes a noise that scares them away.
so after rin finally got me to sleep it worked and I wasn't bitten.
my first girlfriend was asian. pretty nice. a good one to have while pretending to myself and others I liked girls.
oh nice. well good work then.
Pink and Black
YOU SICKEN ME
Yes we are, I like the robots.
So many God damn illegals here
okay but who are you so I should know if I care
I really don't know if a wall is feasible but tighter immigration control would be fucking amazing.
you need to stop jacking off the anime seriously
i dont know if any of you fucks have been in a customer service situation but Asians are some of the most frustrating and ugly people ive ever met
scum of the fucking earth
and you can tell them i said that
Last girlfriend was Chinese. She was cute, but that was the problem, she was going to look 18 for the next 40 years.
gonna tell all the asians moogs ur so rekt kid
I'm sure they hear you murmur in public about it.
i've never met an attractive asian guy. they all have cystic steve buscemi eyes and look like they've been stung by something.
I'm not sure why this would be a problem.
apart from joji.
As in like physical appearance I mean
We should be tracking people who have visa's and immediately deport them if it expires too
not liking girls
I'm the guy with better taste in socks, that's who I am.
He wants that granny poonani
yush, now time to stress all day
but he's only half.
mixing works better for them
do it see if i give a fuck
they're all sweaty and they act more jewish than jews. i could just tell when they walked into the store they were gonna be assholes
and i guarantee you they pretend to not know english
it is not my fault that most girls are totally insufferable. and don't have cocks. most of the girls I like have cocks.
I mean, that seems a little intense. I think just focusing on the totally illegal ones is right for now.
well that means I don't give a shit~
or you could relax. rin will be up soon I bet.
working customer service is a great way to become a racist really fast. I know your pain, moogs.
I don't want to be in my 30's and people give me weird looks while my wife/gf looks over 15/20 years younger than me.
THIS BUT FOOD SERVICE
the weird looks would be jealousy and envy you dope. those are good things to get. a young looking woman is a major status symbol for an old man like you.
10 year old wife
food service is a branch of customer service dumdum.
I'm starting to get that vibe, my last ex was abusive, entitled, and said she loved me and she'd never hurt me
That sure went well
Shots fired, called the cops, reported.
ten year old wife
giant fucking stack of coupons every time
you should switch to men, traps, and even a little trans. far far better than women can ever be.
I spoilered it. it's fine.
yes. I hate muslims too, but for many other reasons.
I don't like them young.
Implication is late thirty's.
For someone with jungle fever you sure are racists.
I'd probably agree cause I've only fucked an asian trap. They all look feminine as fuck.
but it's dnd day, and I'll be in the city probably.
and I gotta sleep really early..
well to each their own. you can't impregnate a woman your age for nearly as many years though, keep that in mind if you want a bunch of little tracer bullets running around the yard.
but you can at least see her a little bit, right?
yeah i fucking love black women man
oh yeah im not even gonna pretend to be ashamed
Last trap I dated (sorta) was emotional abusive to me as well
Never trust s c a r l e t
Only want two.
scarlet is a tranny I thought.
they are closer to women after all.
you gotta find a chill guy and do chill guy things with him and suck his dick a bunch.
oh then yeah you're good. even a 30 year old hag should be able to pump out two kids.
because granny is gross.
Being forced to deal with people who aren't white is a good way to become a white supremacist.
tfw eternally jealous that rin has a did group
Even spoilered the audacity of ~ germinates within me, I can have no rest for I have been affronted by the most smug of smug text.
I like how Sweed said Scarlet with spaces so they didn't come, but cup said Scarlet with no spaces.
I only did it to reduce the vicious sting of telling you that I don't give the slightest of fucks about your opinion.
That's what I'm aiming for.
that's true, and uplifting.
how hard is it to find one?
please dont bring this gay shit here
aim low, buddy. at the vagina. I grossed myself out
No. It's funny.
I don't care about my opinions! What I care about is that you would use such a weapon of mass smugness against me on our first meeting! The gall of it all!
Not into guys at ALL
tfw no perfect, large breasted, constantly horny, did playing, normal waifu with no mental issues that knows how to deal with them and has my back 100%
Last girlfriend would fucking yell at me all the fucking time over the tiniest shit and when people yell at me that causes emotional and physical pain
This place is already gay enough to the point that an increase in faggotry is not noticeable.
yelling is bad :(
our first meeting? so what, you're new around here?
yeah you're gonna be looking for a while then. good luck with that, fishy fish fishy.
How does being yelled at cause you physical pain?
that's how you get tinnitus.
Aren't you the definition of mental issues
pain does dmg :O
is this a complaint
but imma go there now, so cya
Well it's my first time posting yes, but I have known about this place for a while.
Most gay people are when they think about straight sex.
You not fucking me nightly hurts.
I've lost the ability to communicate without complaining.
see ya tokai.
alright cool. what shall we call you?
straight sex is at least somewhat appealing because there's a penis. just vagina on it's own is gross.
from being yelled at. you dope. do you know what tinnitus is?
I mean kinda hard, especially since I need to find one with someone I know in it because I'm iffy around 4 stranger men. Could probably find one on Craigslist ez
I have sensory processing disorder which blends the senses, loud noises hurts me physically all over, and if it's unexpected it's 10 times worse.
kinda wanna yell in fish's general vicinity unexpectedly.
No. That's why I asked.
Do not do it around me.
I jump at everything.
r u masochistic
typical dog lover
hmm indeed, tracer. hmm indeed.
Forgot to mention Asian in that post
Yeah. That'd why I want someone who's not crazy because as I found out last time, crazy and crazy together is pretty bad for a relationship
How about Phobos, that's a cool moon.
works for me. phobos. welcome to the shitpost circlejerk.
Some fucking asshole at the liqour/convince store blew an air horn just to see if I'd react since I'm always quiet when I'm out doing things. Sent me into a fucking panic attack.
Very good! I'll have you know I'm an expert at shitposting.
you'll need to be, to keep up with this lot.
magikarp gives that good succ
I bet swedish LOVES indie horror games
is image hover broken for anyone else? it's been busted for me for days.
like the third image on paheal was that one. I was pleased. I love when a joke takes so little effort
I never use it.
Tell me about it.
I just did tell you about it.
Yeah totally :^)
When I know it's coming I can prepare for it.
Only good thing about it is it makes me feel so fucking happy when I hear the voice of someone I love or if there's music that's really soft in a really good way
Perfect example: m.youtube.com
Makes me feel so fucking fine.
Hell the whole ori and the blind forest soundtrack in general gets me.
Well I mostly came here to babble about socks for a little, I'll return when I have something else to talk about and collect more Four images, see you later Tilde!
well I know it's even more broken for you, you little brat.
This is a Give a Mouse a Cookie situation.
Tfw freezing cold in my room and no qt asian to cuddle with for body heat
okay. see you around then, phobos.
top notch reference squash.
tfw you just want to cuddle [certain poster] right now
I hope to god it is not me.
gross. [certain poster] is disgusting and everyone knows it, fish. even you can do better.
cooki is underage what is wrong with you people.
tfw you really wanna cuddle squash right now
Wait, is cuddle the same as rape?
in fish's case probably
I'm 19 fam, who gives a rats ass, she's just as mature as me
wow gay af dude
it's less creepy when you put it that way but still.
regardless of the age what is the appeal other than the vagina
Squash is underage, what is wrong with you people?
Qt as fuck, top notch voice
if anything that's the worst part about her. I actually like cooki but the fact that she's a girl is a major bummer.
shit shit shit rin don't tell [certain poster] about this please.
wanting to cuddle any poser
Bitch I'm going to be 22 in a month.
I can't believe Smiles would do that before church.
what a harlot
i dont know what i expected
i know she draws sorta and wants to skype a lot
tfw cooki is legal in just under a year
That's creepy as fuck.
Who needs personality, am I right?
Fuck finding people interesting based on that.
I want to make you my pet.
And let you do all my filing.
So you can be a pet 'o' files.
I was being facetious.
she's bubbly and cute more often than not. and not in a way that bugs the shit out of me like some people who force it. I dunno. she's pretty cool but I'm glad I don't have to interact with her in real life because real life girls suck so much.
okay that's enough of that people might start thinking we're friends.
the age difference between you two is the only reason it's not any more creepy than it is but underage is underage, fam.
this was actually quite clever, rin. well done.
You're asking a lot from people who are just lonely and are willing to go for anything that shows affection at this point.
R8 my sobriety
soto you crazy, dawg.
see i get the impression it's forced. but i also think smiles is a forced shit too so...
We're only like 2 years and 4 months appart
I don't need that when I have a butt crafted by god.
tfw your boyfriend is legal so you don't have as much to worry about.
You are the only person to ever say that, lol.
smiles is another girl who I get along very well with. maybe you just hate women even more than I do.
yes, again, the age difference is the part of this that isn't creepy.
Now she'll be late because she'll have to shower.
I think you're clever more often than people give you credit for.
At least I ain't a ginger like my Buttercup
yes if tsuchi ever touched me in any way I'd probably need a long shower too. and as hot as I could physically stand.
if you were it would be disgusting. gingers are the worst.
i hate posturing and i hate christians.
cue the linkin park
You're never too lonely to have principles.
[insert dog joke here]
I can't even muster up the willpower to do that anymore.
hating things is so last year.
You are probably right in that.
Why do you dog me so?
Have I not had enough hounding on this?
Tell that to these fools, you don't need to convince me.
B-But you're a ginger
but exactly as clever as I give you credit for.
and dying is mainstream
but what can you do
you can do nothing. nothing but find solace in linkin park.
Which definitely isn't much.
Bullshit you're ginger as fuck
I've seen your irl hair and pubes
Dont lie to me you slu or else I won't choke you
it's a lot more than I let on.
wow nice meme soto, great job fam. LMAO
every picture you could have possibly seen I would be clean shaven in. nice double meme.
doing it yourself makes it easy on me.
They always see, and never listen.
Someone has the perfect chance to post the leotard pic.
So, what's up with you?
Not the only thing here that's easy.
the "leotard" is a woman's swimsuit, dum dum. and guess what? totally shaven. so suck it.
nothing much up today. just...typical day for me. drinking a little. enjoying the boredom.
In most states it actually is legal. Law in Washington is 48 months appartment If one of them is underage. So theoretically a 14 year old could fuck an 18 year old and it would be legal
are your pubes ginger though
and how are you, rin?
hes trying to cover up the fact that he's a ginger by saying he shaves
Nice fucking meme fam
yes. firecrotch all the way.
yes, I know fish, but it's still creepy to creep on a girl regardless of their age.
he's trying to damage control his own failed memes by not even having the courage to link my post
nice fuckin' meme famalama
And they are more on the straight side rather than the curly side tbh
this just proves you haven't seen them you dumbass.
not shaving your balls and pubes clean shaven
there are actually guys that expect a blowjobs who have a massive bush
there are actually girls that expect to get eaten out with a fucking jungle down there
You were talking about your dick.
And, other stuff.
With [Certain Poster].
I should be getting up soon to actually get ready.
But getting up is suffering.
i cant imagine the latter
You people are such pussies about hair because you think lolis are the only thing that exist sexually.
No wonder some of you haven't had sex.
Age difference isn't creepy at all if it's less than 3 years
Ohh you bitch
I will go over there and fuck you senseless you jobless piece of shit
Now I really wanna choke you
[certain poster] is going to be pretty busy today unfortunately. it's the one thing that is making today less nice than it could be, but I refuse to let it get me down.
I don't mind body hair but I prefer it to not be there, or closely trimmed.
agreed. that's why it's just the fact that you're so obsessed with her that is creepy.
all according to plan.
I totally don't have a crush on cooki or anything b-baka
Don't lump me together with them.
also, [dog hair joke]
two (you)s and I didn't notice
yes yes, so classic rin morning I see.
bummer you missed tokai. but don't worry I kept him company for you. he's off to the city to help his brother get some shoes or something.
yeah but you clearly do tho
I got some lumps for ya, big boy.
That's whatbthebb-bake was meant for
When you have a 5.5 year gap between you and your SO.
Awww, that sucks.
And I'll be busy from lunch to well into the afternoon too.
I ate a chick out who had a huge bush
She was a totally loli and was barely 19 yrs old
I still ate her out
So worth hearing her moan and her pulling the shit of my hair
yes I know how it works
well that blows, but on sundays I do expect as much from you. I'll just have to find some other way to occupy my time I guess.
wish you people would stop having such rich fulfilling lives and just pay attention to me constantly.
As long as you don't mean hitting me, that would totally hurt my feelings.
Pedo rule is divide your age by half and add 7
Yo she wants to share beds for AX and I was like whoa dude
Her reason why is cause I'm the most normie guy from the threads
her reason is because she wants the D, soto.
What a coincidence.
I got a new pair of shoes a few days ago.
That rule is not at all apt.
I mean, my grandma could get with someone younger than my dad by that rule.
Basically rhwrws Donna be one room for fucking and one room for sleeping and cookie me and soto are sleeping in the sex dungeon
oh? are they cool, or just purely functional?
it's never too late to give people regrets
I'll text you the pic I took the other day.
Mostly because I can't find it on my computer again.
mmkay, sounds good.
Damn does that mean I'm going to cuck you?
She said she was down to share a bed with me and also told me she was gonna be legal by then so I was like "whoa man"
I'm super down tho
No Swedish fish allowed
well, no. cooki is not someone I'm interested in like that.
I was talking about me you jobless ginger cuck
I'm not interested in dating you, just fucking you.
There's gonna be one room for the traps/real girls and one room for guys
And your gonna be sleeping in trap central
Cupcake, let's share a bed when we go to conventions together.
J-just because it's cheaper rooming!
Not because I l-like you like that or a-anything!
Don't be stupid!
Baka baka baaaaakaaa!
hey soto post your dick
i havent seen it since the cancer was theoretically removed
But trannies that don't even pass won't be allowed in the trap room
well considering the situation I'm not sure if that would go over well with [certain posters] but other than that I'd be fine with platonically sharing a bed with you.
Please keep your tranny drama in /lewds/.
being interested in dating me
Best meme 2016
That's what I meant
Damn sounds like heaven tbh
find some mexican to date you man whore.
Cooki probably gets all the final decisions on who goes in the girl room though cause I'm pretty sure she's paying for that room