Bad Redesigns Thread

Post shitty redesigns.

This is one of the many, many mistakes SEGA has done. If they kept sonic looking like FUCKING SONIC then they would have made the blue blur look just as marketable as he was in the 90's.

Imagine giving super mario visible nigger tattoos. Removing his sleeves and giving him a fucking six pack and a visible bulge. That would be a nightmare, people don't mind sonic as much now because they're used to this trash heap.

I wouldn't mind relinquishing the existened of the first two SA's for a whole lot of good 2D sonics and a different kind of 3D classic sanic. If only we knew.

New sonic is way better than old sonic.

True.

Failure Sega > Successful SEGA.

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The classic games served their purpose. I've played the lot of them and even given 10 additional years to perfect the formula they wouldn't make a classic-style game better than the games that came after the original four, except for the obvious bad games such as 06, Sonic Boom, and Chronicles.

Honestly, Sonic Boom is a breath of fresh air.
Granted that the 3D iteration is still absolute complete shit, this is the least shit.
First of all, character wise sonic isn't a fucking edgelord anymore.
Second, blue arms.

Also the game might be shit but the show is hilarious and a mine for reaction images and webms.

DONT CALL ANYONE

also lion Akuma

Monsters in Doom 3. Granted this piece of shit is not a fair game because it bascially shits all over monster design and makes Doom 4's butt ugly monster redesign look like an improvement.

SEGATA!!!!!!!!!!

Right!? Botw link looks like a fucking queer.

The holy grail would be 2D platformers like the old days and (hopefully) what Mania will turn out to be and Sonic Boom as a fun independent thing.

Plus the writers seem to have a shocking amount of breathing space.
They've mocked SJW-esque restrictions on what characters should or should not do based on gender, and they even made a "global warming is fake" gag recently..

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I still can't believe this was cool in the 90s.

But they actually did that for Sunshine.

Might as well have been that. It would have been god tier if we could have option to choose your sex, OoT styled link would have been a god send, but instead we get "muh androgynous dream boi ^~^"
God damn, I want the director who had that idea to eat fucking led.

You faggots are just going to have to accept Nintendo is never going to put a gender slider into a Zelda game.

Except OoT styled Link looks just as androgynous

I can't believe you're a fucking plebian browsing Holla Forums you waddling piece of shit.

I meant all the way, like pic related.

No he didn't look "JUST" as androgynous you fucking cocksucker. He looks very clearly male.

I wouldn't care about a gender slider if link could look like less of a faggot, but no matter where you put it, you're either going to have screeching fujoshits wanting link to look like a flatchested cockweasel to satisfy their pathetic fat fantasies or people like me who want a hero to look like a fucking hero and not a sissycocksleeve that makes the faggots hump their pillow with glee.

I don't have anything to say to you I just wanted you to see this.

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PERFECT
This is what all videogame heroes should strive for.
THIS IS REEEEAALLLL ANDROGYNOUS

REALISTIC FEMALES IN GAMING

i thought he looked cute

You are the problem.

What are you some kinda homo?

Kirby is cute, nuLink is faggotbait.

what the fuck
why have I seen that duck before?

because he is one angry duck, and you will see him until the day you die

Everything 343 has ever made.

Mate, I'm going to punch you right in the fucking jugular and curbstomp you into a bloody paste if you don't fuck off with this stupid shit.

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What the hell is this? Why does it looks oversimplified now?
HELP

It's from the special edition. I don't think they're even selling the regular version.

Special is right

I don't care if it's supposed to be 1000 years in the future or whatever retarded excuse. It still looks stupid.

What's your problem with a cute link user?
is it because he's a boy? Boy's can be cute too, look at kirby and speaking of bad redesigns bomberman. Do you have a problem with toon link because he's a cute link?

Bomberman is a robot, not a boy.

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>BomberMAN
that means 9S isn't a boy either y'know.

Fucking this. The original Draenei were even in vanilla WoW as a hint towards TBC, wandering the Blasted Lands seeking to enter the dark portal or living in the Swamp of Sorrows. The playable Draenei were rushed as shit and it shows.

Filtered.

Too ugly, and Metzin just woke from a coke coma and wanted more fuel for his corruption fetish.

I'm pretty sure they went out of their way and took extra effort to make them like that actually.

There's a reason early teasers for TBC don't mention the Draenei. They likely had a totally different concept for an Alliance race, scrapped it, then rushed the Draenei out.

How do you make a shitty, forgettable even worse is beyond me (besides hiring SJWs who never touched KI let alone cared about KI and fighting games).

Is that screencap from the Rebuilds? I only watched the series.

Honestly, that's the dealbreaker there. My hair fetish is limited to the snu-snu cavewomen who deserve it.

Being tough with crossdressing feminine link.

There are not enough letters in the alphabet to adequately put how much I loathe nuArcSys.

get some taste nigger.

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I'm glad I haven't played that shit

It reminds me of all the alternate armor designs for Doomguy you can unlock in Doom 2016. They bother me for some reason.

Why would you think that was the implication?

Can't you just press a key to switch to the original version anyway ?

Yes.

I don't watch generic SoL weebshit. Sorry if you can't handle Evangelion.

Hey i just like a good comedy.
and personally i don't like high school slice of life's either.
unless they're the more wacky type like cromartie high

wew

This is a different case though. The original Monkey Island series was supposed to be a straight pirate themed point and click adventure games, but the writers kept coming up with random yet funny jokes and added them to the game as they were working on the story, until it was just some slapstick comedy videogame. I'm assuming they kept the original assets in because, in the words of LeChuck himself, this kind of games cost so much due to all the art assets they had to pay for.
They probably thought that The Curse Of Monkey Island was the most renown one of the bunch and retconned the original art style to fit with the rest of the series.

This though is the real tragedy. I fucking loved the Pokèmon art style and thought the anime versions of the critters looked ugly as sin, glad to see that they removed exactly what I liked about it.

Actually, I believe he's right, according to some games in the series they're robotic.

Link me to the smash mod please.

What is wrong with them?

I assume it looks more animu and sedated

They're a different style of animu than the originals, and it just doesn't stack up quite right with the style of the older games, specifically XX Accent Core +R.
Shit looks more like Blazblue now. Which is why I believe Xrd would have been a better Blazblue game than a Gulty Gear game

He's supposed to be a retarded bag of muscle who's utterly devoted to his master. How the fuck do you screw that up?

This franchise peaked with Sonic 1-3, specifically 2, and nothing they've produced since has come remotely close.
Everything 3D has been shit.
Everything 2.5D has been shit.
Everything done in Modern2D has been shit.

The only other sonic game that's even worth playing is Sonic Spinball, and sadly it's the oldschool equivalent of smartphone game-tier.

So the average /fit/-/cuteboys/-Holla Forums crossposting closet faggot ?
He is still retarded, utterly devoted to his master, and has a solid bag of muscle, if you know what I mean…

I gotta be honest I would play a game with the redesign if it were a fighter or some sort of brawler.
I'm a sucker for giant hands and I would pay good money to see that thing shred someone and break the other hand's chains for a super attack.

Baiken, specifically, was always Guts but as a titty monster. Curt, almost autistic outside of battle, really not caring about much of anything outside of revenge against Gears. She was busty, but she didn't care.
In Xrd she's an angry cunt played for laughs who flashes her tits more than a senran.

Why aren't his arms blue?

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Let me know when he's shown up at a main game wearing it, I knew at least one person was going to cherrypick this.

Fuck off Arin.

Sonic 3 AND KNUCKLES was the best sonic game ever made, and they'll never make something like it again no matter how much they try. They always fuck up the physics now.

If I was that hack, I would have killed myself long ago, didn't the dumb motherfucker criticize mania as well? Fuck him and his disgusting alien FREAK CREATURE of a "girlfriend".

Evangelion is over rated hipster trash.

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I remember an image proving this """Fake"""", but the """"Original""""" picture looks way more edited.

Her face just naturally looks like it was mangled in Photoshop

kek

I don't why but the renders make me think of action figure promos for some reason.

HEY KIDS! Spend your parent's money on the brand new Master Chief with karate chop action!

She looks like a chinese whore dressed as Harley Quinn.


hey im grump

Not to mention the game he's now in for good is a shitty non game micro-transaction filled piece of shit.

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WHAT'S THE MATTER
2DEEP4U, FAGGOT?

the first special edition look like trash but it has a hotkey to toggle between the old graphics thankfully. Also MI2 special edition had better art. Not much else was changed in terms of gameplay, aside form having a Directors Commentary, redone music and a few other quality of life tweaks. You could also toggle the music.
thank god for piracy

Mario was shown sleeveless in Odyssey at E3

Minstrel Song

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Tomoko?

Not wring ,but I bet even 343 would fuck that up if given the chance.

retarded nostalgiafag pls go

Hyperbole, much?

Fucking disgusting

You're not wrong. It seemed promising at points but it just devolves into Shinji being a useless twat every single god damn time, tries to hold your attention with poorly done softcore porn, and just fucking flounders. The whole angel storyline is really interesting but the show doesn't fucking focus on it for longer than 5 minutes before we go back to the show hammering home how useless shinji is.

Pic related. If I remember correctly it was from the SNES version.

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what the fuck did they do to Conker

Ew no Tomoko doesn't look like that.

hot

Sarah Ryder's past life.

Surprised this wasn't mentioned yet.

This. Plus I could not believe how they did the final episode in the original series. Depression quest - the cartoon. Fucking garbage.

At least Sagat looks like a qt gayboy

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I can't believe I live on the same planet as these fucking dumbos.
Alright, I'll fucking spoonfeed you since all you can talk about is "le Shinji being a not in robot xD"

Evangelion is very much a product of its times, shining spotlights on the more unrealistic and egregious parts of the already horribly stale anime industry of the time.
Characters like Asuka and Shinji were practically nonexistent in mainstream anime at the time, and the market was flooded with the same anime shit where the hero could always achieve his goals with enough willpower, the girls were always nice and quiet in the background, and there was always a meniacal plot to be uncovered.

Go back to when you were 14. I don't know about you, but if I were suddenly thrust into a situation where my estranged father who left me suddenly demand me to risk my life fighting aliens in a giant fucking killing machine made out of my mom I would be pretty fucking terrified and confused.
Just hitting puberty and being surrounded by ripe girls, OF COURSE Shinji is going to be fucking out of his mind with hormones and emotions going haywire. The show constantly points to what would happen is mechas actually happened in real life to young people. Asuka is a commentary on what if the bro character in the typical animes at the time was a girl and highly unsure of herself etc. Rei is a commentary on the quiet female cast who always does what she was told no matter the danger.
The plot itself about the angels and whatnot is not really important to the impression you are meant to get. Evanglion symbolises confusion in sexuality and societal norms, what happens when one rejects said norms and the tearing down of tired old tropes (which ironically became so popular they are now tropes themselves, actively fighting Anno's original message)

Throw in a shitheap of religious symbolism that actually means shit (yes you fuckheads, just look closer) and a heavy dose of Anno depression and you get one of my most endeared shows.

The reboot movies completely miss the point and are shit though, mostly because Anno doesn't care and just wants more weeb-bucks.

You're looking way too deeply into this, it's just a shitty anime.
Even if everything you say is true, it's still shit. The animation is good, but the writing is awful, this is coming from somebody who knows Nip.

No one's arguing that Shinji's character isn't realistic. They're saying it's a shit character.

Visually it's great but the characters are terrible. I believe that was the intention but there is no way I would ever watch it again.

Monster Rancher 3 had a censorship case.

And yet, whenever people include Evagelion in anything, like that new Kaiju Survival game, its always about the robots.

The Catch is, however, the show itself lacks any robot action. People can keep pretending they are so deep by liking the show, but in the end they only stuck around for the mech action; which they didn't get. Theres a reason the very first fight and the very last fight are the most famous.

Literally kill yourself.

I am beginning to think the same Audience Who enjoy Evagelion are the same as Skyrim fans; people who never played video games before, playing an "actual" videogame.

"Evagelion is for grown ups, and I am a grown up since I watch it!"

You don't deserve those trips.

What is every fucking tsundere and ever fucking nip lead male until he runs into something that forces him to man up because otherwise he fucking dies along with everyone he loves.

yeah, I was depressed and angsty, but it resulted in RAGE, not "oh bloo bloo I'mma sit in the corner". Given power of the mech? I'd have the power to act out on that rage. I'd have an outlet to demand the respect or whatever.

lol at doublethink bait

yeah, it fucking ripped the potential of the story apart. Shinji can be angsty, but still be useful,
==BUT HE'S NOT==.
And you can claim "muh art" and whatever the fuck you want, but when it comes down to it, the only reason anyone watched Eva was for the BRIEF 5 minutes of cool story and angels before having to suffer through 4 episodes of shinji sitting in the corner of the room listening to a tape of static while the women act like sluts.

Fuck this dumb argument, what's the source on that clip?

Bio Booster Armor Guyver.

The US Renditions dub from 89 is as rare as can be due to it being VHS only. Notable for featuring the first performance of Steve Blum.

MANGA got the right to it when it went to DVD and it was shit as they re-dubbed it and it really has the "read off cue cards" bullshit. the 89 version had a hell of a lot more emotions.

Heil'd and checked
I honestly thought it went to shit due to budget cuts, right around the "sea of dirac" black sphere angel, no?

There were some budget cuts, but it was a combination of the fact that it was costing shitloads of money for the series animation, but Anno was too depressed to do anything with it, resulting in the long ass sequences of animation where jack-all happens.

Rumor on the wind is that the reason for the long ass pause before the death of the last angel was because they were low on funds and couldn't afford much more animation due to Anno squandering it, which is why there is not only that but whole sequences of "staring at a wall" during dialogue, with the excuse of "ART" when it was really "I WASTED THE MONEY ON POINTLESS SHIT AND NOW I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR THE IMPORTANT SHIT AT THE END HERE".

Gainex has a bad habit of that anyway. That, and avoiding Taxes.

I like how they couldn't afford animation despite pocketing huge chunks from the series after by avoiding all taxes. Bunch of Hacks.

Not like that's unsual for Gainax and it's directors though. To this day Imaishi can't balance a budget to save his life and his shows almost always have a dip in quality(although Imaishi typically has the budget troubles around the episode 4-8 mark instead of the FINAL FUCKING EPISODES)

Please no, it's not a spectrum.