What would your son play ?

I'm not going to let him destroy his brain with vidya like I did to mine.

What if your son turns out to be a huge submissive muscled cockslut?

Why not? Test the kid out, if he has a mild success but faces a lot of difficulties you can always drop in and help him pass certain parts and teaching him some tips.

Tekken always.

Outside. He'll play outside.
No son of mine is going to be some lame-ass meme-spouting Minecraft-playing nerd.
He's going to play sports and do drugs and get some girl pregnant at 16, the way God intended.

American Mexican!™

My wife's son won't be playing any games because they are misogynistic, racist and sexist

I won't let my son touch a phone console or a pc until he is at least 18.

No vidya, just military school and playing an instrument

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Autists aren't white.

Are you even Christian?

That is to say: everyone who has been born out of wedlock that I have met has been incredibly autistic.

It depends. It has to like the theme. If you give him some overly complex grand strategy or some really unfair game he will probably drop it. Kids have short attention spans at a young age. But if you give him some cool but hard turn based/3ps/fps he might enjoy it.
Shit like dwarf fortress flies out the window with younger kids.

16 is nigger/gypsy tier age for having kids. He is supposed to have a chance for a future in some decent field. Not a janitor.

If you want to get him into IT 18 is too late for owning a computer. Having a PC is mandatory for highschool homeworks even now. How will you bypass that ?
And what exactly do you think he can become when he is inept at using computers ? Even ver physical professions needs a bit of computing nowadays.

But what will he become ? Sure as fuck physical education and discipline alone will not land him jobs.

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Kids don't necessarily have to understand a game to have fun with it. I loved Dwarf Fortress, Warcraft III, and NetHack when I was little despite being total ass at them. Then again, I was probably a bit auts.

I've got a cousin that got raped and popped out a full-blown autistic child, so maybe you're on to something.

ill start telling him about the art of war and make him play strategy games almost exclusively.

That or we will just play smash bros, that was the first game I ever played so its fitting. One of my earliest memories is hearing the announcer going "SUPER!!!"
"SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH BROTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!!"
ill probably give him smash bros.

I think I'm already doing good enough with my brother's son. I don't want my own. Also, where the fuck does a six year old pick up the distinction between Nu and classic?

Still better than being a fat Holla Forumsirgin

I don't fucking care what vidya he plays. He can play fucking cookie clicker and Pokémon GO for all I give a shit, as long as he goes out and fucks hot girls, gets a well paying job, stays healthy, and doesn't become an autistic basement dwelling furry that lives off my pity for the rest of his life.

Videogames don't matter. It's just consumption of entertainment. They're not important. You would all make terrible fathers.

If I somehow got lucky enough to have a son, I would most definitely now try to turn him into the degenerate, introverted, faggot that is posting now.

*most definitely not

Is too late user, you can't take it back. Your son is doomed to a life of homosexual shitposting on Holla Forums.

I'd teach him that playing too many video games is bad for you. I'd also teach him well enough to avoid progressive propaganda on his own by learning to recognize it without my help.

I'd fuck your son.

That's probably more to do with being raised by a single mother than anything to do with marriage.

Well, at least misery loves company.

I would also do this, if all you do is play vidya then it all just becomes boring and shit. gotta work hard and then come home to play vidya.

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Classic vidya and pre-approved(pirated) modern vidya. Keep him off the web until he is 13 years old like .
When he is "Old Enough" give him Hotline Miami.
Really what else can be done by a vidya stand point?

Are you done LARPing, spic?

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Yes because everyone who plays sports is disciplined honorable and strong. Really great recipe for a moron there user. Absolutely great, go ahead with it.

You as the father decide his very first games. Otherwise he just watches what his friends play.

Casual recipe right there.

How do so many people repeat this shit ? I work 9 hours a day, with travel times around 10 hours and 30 minutes out of the house. When I come home I'm tired as fuck even now and then I have stuff to buy and clean.
Will you really be able to spend the very little time you have left to homeschool him ? Or do you have some magical money source ?

lol

kek

What was deleted?

This is my son. He'll fuck you up.

You see? This is exactly why the white race is dying and you replaced with shitskins.

fuck off Holla Forums

Ok Shekelberg, whatever you say.

user is just a Joke. Do you hate fun ? Anyway, Only retarded liberals watch the electric jew. Do I look like a Simpsons poster to you?

Joke is on you, my sterile room has windows and 40 racist motherfuckers in it.

Kill yourself Holla Forums.

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meanwhile im making $100,000 off being nothing more than a supervisor with my own office where I can just sit and watch anime all day

I actually have a 5-year-old son. He's been playing through the Zelda games, but he's having a lot of trouble because he refuses to read a lot of it and just skips through important dialog. He knows how to read, but he just doesn't do it because he's a lazy shit. Weirdly enough, he reads books and enjoys them, he just refuses to read when playing video games.
Other than that, he plays a lot of platformers. He's playing Super Mario 3D World now, on world flower, but that's probably as far as he's going to get because it's kicking his ass (he used the white tanuki suit to get as far as he has, but it's still somewhat impressive, given that he needed to collect enough stars for each world). He's also been playing a lot of Shantae Half Genie Hero (I bought it for myself and I haven't even played it yet).

I'm not really doing anything special. He plays what he wants to play, and I don't help him. I'll sometimes tell him what he should do and give him hints (like "did you talk to that guy? Well, did you actually read what he said? You should talk to him again and actually pay attention this time."), but when he's playing, I don't touch the controller. He'll never get good if I just play the hard parts for him.

(((Bukowski)))
Something tells me you aren't really white.

I will allow him to play only one or two video games at a time until he shows me he got to the credits through game completion. I will begin him on my NES collection until he beats five of them. Then I will move him to SNES/Genesis until he beats six. N64, PS1, Dreamcast until 8, etc. I will save him from a life of jumping around between games and only completing a handful of them like I had.

Of course, there is the bonus option. If he wants to break this cycle all he has to do is complete Ninja Gaiden Black on the hardest difficulty while I watch. Then I'll get him whatever the fuck he wants.

And yet, you still feel insecure enough to feel the need to impress anonymous faggots on Holla Forums.

I thought Jewish too, just German. Jews have horribly appropriated German names so I don't blame you. Hitler must be rolling in his grave.

haha you mad???

I am deeply upset.

I'm going to aggressively push whatever their generation's Minecraft and Counter-Strike are onto him while vehemently decrying things like Deus Ex or Jagged Alliance, that way natural desires to rebel against the parent will push him towards good games.

This is not what Hitler wanted for the world.

Stop user I'm getting triggered right now.

lmao :DDD

Your son is a nigger you dumb kike. I honestly don't know why you keep calling me Holla Forums

I would start him with Morrowind.
It made me real curious when i was little, and curiosity brings intelligence.

i found furry porn by accident when i was little and became curious of it, no wonder i'm so smart at last I truly see furry porn is the true path to enlightenment

im going to expose my son to all the furry porn he could ever want, thank you user

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I do hope Sims 2 and 3(With careful observation)

Show him the wonders of before 2000 and 2005. After that careful moderation on other series due to publishers and devs going FULL JEW AND MUH PROGRESSIVE MODE as not trying to have a liberal retard.

No refunds.

No he isn't you double nigger. Go have *fun* somewhere else.

Are you having an orgy or something?

Truly the lowest caste among the anons.

oh please your wife son is not white kiddo.

fuck off Holla Forums

you mean your wife son, you fucking cumskin

Learn to write nigger.

both of you stop or i will call the police

Why is Holla Forums so obsessed with interracial cuckolding? It's really not that healthy to assume that everybody is as into it as you are.

Well, at least you know what you're talking about.

The third top board is Holla Forums.

Isn't it botted to fuck?

Yes. Such bots must be malfunctioning and posting here.

I thought I'd let my autistic genes die out, but apparently I met a nice autistic girl who helped me decide that autists are the true master race, so my kid will inevitably be autistic as well so no hope for anything other than vidya and other autistic shit. I'd probably make him go through the different eras of video games in a microcosm of the real world. I'll probably start him on consoles because he probably won't understand proper computers until he's like 5. Someone else did a similar thing to their child, and while he still liked Minecraft and other shit kids like, he also liked hard games as well. See, it's not that kids these days are more retarded than we were, it's that they've been becoming more retarded because of people thinking the kids are retarded and not mentally challenging them. He'd probably be OK with most graphics too, unless they were actually ugly art design wise. As for more productive things, I'd pray he wants to just like make game so I can throw him into programming at an early age when his brain is still super elastic. For poz-proofing him I think somewhere between MGS2 and Deus Ex he'll figure that out for himself. If it were a daughter instead I'd probably do the exact same thing.

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Holla Forums would be much more prevalent with leftism then. It's not as common as you think, we get people posting from Holla Forums and other places as well, and they haven't overshadowed anyone.

this is the only correct answer

Nothing. He would play football with other kids in the streets.

Except that aint german but polish/czech/hungarian.

No he doesnt.

pfft

Make him play Twinsen's Odyssey.

What games would your daughter play?

I'm just asking for a friend of course h-haha…

holly shit you are really angry that your wife fucked a nigger a now you have to raise a black child. Or are you angry because you wife a Nigger and you have a half black child?

I dunno, my mom liked Bubble Bobble, Burger Time and Kirby's Dream Course.

I think the general idea is to just introduce them to other games they wouldn't see on their shitty youtube or twitch streams or whatever. Otherwise they'll be stuck playing Overwatch or some crap thinking it's the only game out there.

Good taste, my man.

Damn. I shouldn't have strayed from my gutty feeling.
THE ETERNAL MANIPULATING JEW STRIKES AGAIN

So if we disregarded that would most of europe be in the red? That's kind of fucking stupid they would state rape is more or less common in a country because of laws or social taboos when the actual rate would tell a completely different story, unless you're telling me Japan has the same rate of rape as fucking South Africa just because it might be less likely for crimes to be reported there than in other countries.

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I'd just give him recommendations for games I personally enjoy, but he can play whatever the fuck he wants. Vidya is entertainment, not a core aspect of raising a child.

DOOM II has a lot less going on compared to NuDoom. Run, point, shoot is a lot easier for a six year old to get into than run, point, shoot, choose upgrades, jump and mantle onto higher surfaces etc.

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if your son has no taste, hes probably gonna be stupid when it comes to politics too… or so im compelled to believe
id like at least some sort of argument that isn't the existence of some controlled op "alt-right" e-celeb

i also will make a distinction between bad taste and no taste

Action games and platformers
Spyro 2, super Mario sunshine, Viewtiful joe, metroid zero mission, and guardian heroes
5

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I have no idea what this little shit is gonna play, but you better fuckin' believe they're grounded from anything of the sort for at least five years.

It's like you want to have shit taste.

PC:
starcraft: brood war
impossible creatures+first party mods
total annihilation+xpacks
age of mythology: the titans
D2: LoD… when he turns 13 or so
ToME… also when hes 13 or so
Neverwinter Nights: SoU and HotU and the aielund custom module
NWN2: MotB… but only when hes 17 or so and might be able to understand the story
Doom, even though I'm not an FPS fan
minecraft, but only if he uses legos alot to make stuff that isnt really simple and isnt bionicle mechs
Heroes of Might and Magic III and IV complete
Deus ex, but only when hes 17 or so(so he understands it), then again when hes 22 if he didn't hate it
if he really, really, really, really, REALLY wants to play MMO, a private vanilla WoW server that isn't trash(hopefully Crestfall), andnot on the server I play on

N64:
SM64
DK64, if he really wants another 3d platformer
Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-Tooie
Cruisin' the World
Diddy Kong Racing
Kirby 64 and the Crystal Shards
Super Smash Brothers

PS1/2:
Spyro 1 and ripto's rage, at least
Crash 1-3 and twinsanity, at least
Crash Team Racing
Croc… but its okay if he doesn't like it
FF9 and FF10
THPS 1 then 2
Xenosaga episode 1-3… when hes 17 or so and might actually be able to appreciate the story
Katamari Damacy
We

oh yeah, and how could I forget Kirby's Epic Yarn

Dunno if it's the best for a kid but here's a bunch of games I played when I was less than 14, remember well and don't mind replaying nowadays.
Parents really didn't give a fuck so I played some shit I kinda shouldn't have in retrospect not because of violence but rather my poor grasp on what the fuck was even happening coupled with poor english understanding before I was 12

those are the first games I played for any extended amount of time, was about 8 at that time
>Crash 1-3 Never got into the PS2 ones
Was older than 14 when 0 released but that doesn't mean I don't like it
Bit of an odd one but I always enjoyed it a lot
Pushed me to git gud
Fucking preordered the PS1 release of X months in advance after spending a bunch of quarter on an arcade cabinet of 2, emulated the rest a year or so after but only X and 3 really stuck with me
from my extended "crappy shareware disk" period, first ever shmup I bothered to really try and get good at
Only JRPG I finished without gamesharking everything to shit
First game I got, wasn't bad at all in retrospect
>Kya: Dark Lineage Played that around the time I played R&C and Jak, and honestly while it's not as good it still doesn't look bad even when put against those
Even though I didn't understood shit it was still the most fun game I played at the time, especially VR missions and substance
>Wip3out / Fusion for some reason I never tried to get into the rest of the franchise just those 2

No games.

ah ps4, a wonderful choice

Chrono Trigger. Play it with him when he's about 6, like a story book. Make him fall in love with the game.

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kek

Mail order brides are cheap these days.

DOOM
AND HE WILL LIKE IT

I could understand if your son is just trying the games out, but stopping him from playing the sequel games entirely is kinda gay. If you were my dad I would kinda think that you are a bit of an ass for doing that.

Also

user you have some very specific tastes.
Also try out the games I told you about, they are pretty good

Hey guys, I have my niece over right now. What games would you recommend that I show her?

I currently own

She cant really read yet so im stuck with games that dont require any reading skills yet, but we sometimes play donkey kong or mario kart together, even though she sucks horribly.

Get that bitch Vanquish

i guess i shouldnt force him too, and come to think of it im not sure if i even had that in mind anyway
also i didnt play xenogears xenoblade or ff12
again most of those games i own
id probably have him try the first level or so out though

Bucuckski was also a socialist you nigger faggot.

You fags that think you're above wage cucks will be lined up against the wall when socialism is eradicated, as leeching off of those that work is prime jewish behavior.

I decided to play some mario kart and ssb4 with her, she laughed a lot, mission accomplished.

When I was a kid i used to just watch my older brothers play, but when they stopped using the ps2 i just checked out whatever games they had. The more games, especially across different genres, the better.

I used to think my childhood was shit due to me being a shut in, but at least i played a lot of games and that made it pretty comfy tbh.

IS THAT HER?

I would give him games like Planet Coaster, Minecraft, Evil Genius, The Sims and buy him toys like those orange Hot wheels tracks and Lego's to help him grow in creative thinking rather than mindless entertainment A lot of parents nowadays just plop their kid in front of mindnumbing entertainment that don't offer any intellectual interaction, I think the rise of fidget spinners among kids of all things really highlights this problem.

The autism cometh

Be nice user

hue

user I wish.

I recommend this game to kids all the time and they always reply
Then I walk up to my pregnant wife and beat the shit out of her in the intro sequence.

RTS
RPG
action adventure games

In that order.

My son is 4, he's just about old enough to start understanding things.
Currently I'm letting him mess around with my old PS1, mostly because the only games I have that I know are suitable for his age are some of my PS1 games.
He really likes MediEvil and Parappa the Rapper. He's not very good at them, but he finds it funny to make Parappa spout random gibberish.

Just chose a good sport you idiot

Maybe screw the order.

I would let him play the classics like AoE2, HoMM3, FFIX, Dark Souls, Armored Core and the likes.

Basically aesthetic and stylist games.

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Wizards like me have only adopted sons, and I don't plan to adopt anyone.

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Some of us are actually white, you know. Not having a job and a God fearing family doesn't make you a neet, it's like being a nigger.

Who are you quoting ? I never said neet in the OP.

Darkest Hour (HOI), Rule the Waves, Silent hunter iii, and Mount and Blade Warband.

Also Deus Ex, hitman blood money, dead rising (original), company of heroes 1 (if that cuck doesn't play panzer elite he's disowned), napoleon total war (with the ntw 3 mod), steins gate, and *imouto paradise*

Y'all stupid, this is clearly a Princess Maker scenario and the best course of action is to make him take martial arts courses and send him into the wilderness to find jew gold over and over until you're rich and then grind through programming courses and once he's 18 you'll get the Indie Dev (honest) ending.

Is that supposed to be a good ending ?

well if you want the regular ending all you have to do is art school.

My son wouldnt waste a second with this shitty low IQ media. he would be trained to be the next God-Emperor from child.

Probably something like pic related.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R

nothing, i'd do all i can to avoid him getting into this cancerous hobby, i'd probably get him into several activities like flying RC planes and drones, hunting , sports like swimming or running and other stuff.

Introduce him to Pajama Sam and other Humongous adventure games at a young age. They build problem/puzzle solving skills and are generally fun and easy.

Oh wait this thread is about me having a son? Nah nah fuck that.

Strategy and tycoon games like my Dad gave me. Command and Conquer, Simcity, Rollercoaster Tycoon in particular.

My son likes football

To further explain
My son likes football, and does not understand why I like videogames so much. It was kind of soul crushing, but I am still happy for him.

say you can play soccer on the big screen.

No, not that kind of football, the freedom burger egg toss, not the huggy socialism sphere.

(checked)
there's an edgy version of american football, but you could crush someone's nuts and see a clear visual representation.