Webm thread

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Halo multiplayer looks like fun, which makes me wonder if the singleplayer is fun or not.

Goddamn the failed champion kicked my ass.

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These two scenes are o excellent. I re-watch them whenever I can. The thing is, I can't even tell what's so good about them. They just are.

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Wait a second, did you really save those as "American.Psycho.2000.BluR….webm"?

filenames were bugged for a while, my guess is that he saved the webms during that

It isn't.

Halo 3 is ten years old user, you'll no longer get these sorts of online matches

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Rather well done.

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Welp, now I'm definitely not buying this adventure time bullshit. Nauseating.

You made up your mind a long time ago.

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get some taste, shitter

Taken from Wikipedia.

What?

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That was a really cool bit in Zero but whenever I replay it I don't get the same feeling. It was a good moment of making you feel like what the enemy goes through when you're bombing them but because there's no risk of death it loses the tension.

tha fug does that mean

I've heard this is actually a really good show, is it?

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They fix this somewhat in AC6 where if you perform a landing in the middle of a mission you can get shot during takeoff and landings.

It's been a while since I saw the one or two episodes I did watch so I can't really tell you. I think the series is on youtube though. It's called Xavier Renegade Angel if you want to see it

He has eight other siblings which are all older than him and his parents were divorced. Plus, he flunked out of school and didn't get his diploma until 2008. I'm surprised how far he's gotten.

You act like having that many white children is a bad thing.

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Finally started playing that game. Had a couple good moments of just seeing people running back and forth a la scooby doo. Interesting game.

Well, most of them went to prison at least a couple of times. If you can't manage a kid, then don't have nine of them. Also,

Absolutely. Watch it. I recommend getting the torrent version with subs.

Lmao "whats a white" C&D people who haven't posted a single webm in a webm thread.

No webm is better than the stale ones you've posted.

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on one hand i'm morbidly curious to see if Phil has tried that , on the other hand i dread the thought if he has

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Was this posted here in some earlier webm thread?

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2hu fags are truly the most autistic thing in animu by far

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No doubt about it, and that's what I like about them. Their autism creates some interesting things every now and then.

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somebody should do a CNN edit of this.

Honestly, they're the only autists that ever creates anything of quality.

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and yet so far you are the most useless poster iTT

Kemono-friends autist sort of come close, but I think that's more of case of sheer volume than of quality.

Is he ok?

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now what?

Tenchi in tokyo was trash.

If he wasnt, who would have uploaded the video?

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THREADLY REMINDER

The bear.

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I deleted my webm folder so I'd stop wasting my time posting them.

You're gay.

Don't be ridiculous. Bears can't use the internet.

i'm not the one caught posting cuckchan contraband fag

then what good are you to this thread?

What that person expected? That bear is that stupid to jump around the trees? Was he playing bethesda games a lot?

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What a stupid person you are, sometimes you have to save something for the message.

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That's some shit only a high level mage would pull, right there

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nice projection , nice trips too

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Did he died?

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Mark must have caused this.

Trips don't lie user. I've seen into your heart. You're an open book to me.

None at all. You don't need to act as if like it's a "gotcha!" or Perry Mason moment.

I just got bored wasting my time creating and collecting them. It doesn't mean I don't like checking them out once in a while.

I think these are kinda fucking awful.

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I was making them all in around 10 minutes each when that shit was still going, lol.

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Fucking Fins man

ok then allow me to introduce you to my filter , i think you were made for each other

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Found the potlicker.

Nofun here, are the rounds they're firing even capable of reaching that plane?

This was so cute it hurts.

I don't know what's in these.

hard to say from the video, but the plane looked close enough to shoot at i'd say

Probably not, I can't tell exactly from the video how far away the plane is, it's close enough to shoot at but it's not likely they'll actually hit it however they're retarded and aiming more or less directly at a fairly fast target from a significant distance while it's moving across them rather than directly at them or directly away, so every single one of those rounds is going to be pretty far behind the plane regardless. Bullets are fast, but so are airplanes, even when they're landing, the only advantage they have is that the plane is pretty big and a hit would be pretty significant.

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Holy shit that clip doesn't even begin to show the insanity of Air Raider weaponry. I remember playing on the Crimson map and watching as the land and sky got brighter and brighter, and all of a sudden this Saturn V looking motherfucker comes down on the beach and obliterates fucking everything. Man that game is a wild ride.

That racing game reminds me of Powerslide. What is that?

Tying the physics to the frame rate is truly the worst thing that can happen.

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Do agree that 30 fps are bad, but you have to keep in mind that asians are bad at coding. Their games fucking lose it whenever there is something wrong with the fps counter.

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what in fuck's name is that second webm

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What is that and where did you get it from?

seconding

Heard the pin being ripped out
Saw the nade
Had his character shout out that there's a nade (in German)
Was damaged by the nade throw

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How do people stand camping in a video game? I swear I feel like if I'm not constantly moving I'm going to get shot.

fun game, loved playing it back then.

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He was blocking the enemy from capturing the point.
Why would he be running around?

To shoot the enemy before they get to the point of course. Why wait until the get to the point and get killed anyway when you could employ a more active defense.

What's the first song?

i wouldn't expect you to understand the horrors

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Has anyone else here played both games? I played FC2 a long while ago but I remember, vaguely, that it bored me to tears. It took forever to do anything, everything was plodding along, everything happened at a glacial pace. Even the "exciting" bits seemed dull to me, the gun fights felt clunky and loose. I just don't have good memories of it. Maybe I need to play it again with fresh eyes, I don't know, this is going back a long time.
FC4, on the other hand, while definitely casualized and far too easy, was "fun" in its simplicity simply because you could do so many retarded, ridiculous things at once. It was a game that felt like you were permanently stuck in a campy action scene from a B movie. Certainly not what you'd call a "good" game (and definitely not one you'd spend money on) but it was at the very least entertaining in a number of spots, whereas FC2 just seemed a total drag.

Can someone post the Ware Ware Wa or the Corridors of Crested Ibis webm?

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anyone got more of these?

here you go son >>>/wx/61794

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i thought /asmr/ or whatever it is was chock full of that stuff but i could be wrong

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I thought ASMR was for that weird shiver feeling they get from listening to certain sounds

I know exactly where the first webm is going

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already knew what was going to happen as soon as he said lithium. the surprising thing was absolutely no verbal response to that shit happening at all, he didn't even make a slight noise.

maybe, i don't know. I only peeked in there once and there was a thread with a couple webms of some chicks talking low and slow. I don't actually know what they're about, officially.

I have the first one.

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what was he fucking around with, a grenade? I assume not or he'd be dead from shrapnel, but I can't think of what else it could be.

I found one thread there that has lewd audio >>>/asmr/41706 and I don't know but I think it's a pretty lame one. Is full of those low effort femdom videos. You know, the ones where they sit in front of a camera and talk shit for 10 minutes and then expect to be paid.

Thanks my dude.

This is what happens when you grow up on Bill Nye the "science" guy.

Speedrunning is fun, but not when you're going for world records on extremely well-run games.

yeah. the impression i got from looking around there was that the board, or at least that thread, was full of super thirsty betas and/or pussy worshipers. It's like e-celeb faggotry but ten times worse with a bunch of anons kissing some bitch's ass because she decides to throw herself on camera and jiggle her tits for shekels and/or attention. It could be the board isn't like that but as I said I visited once and that's the strong impression I got. Like jesus, man, get a fucking spine, watching them grovel for some stupid camwhore is pitiful.

speaking of whores i guess ill put this here

Probably a concussion grenade/homemade grenade. I doubt his fingers are well attached anymore. the Soviet RGD-5 grenades were pretty weak. If it was one of them, I doubt he was running around for too long.

What's the point? Just do deep squats.

They aren't, you can see in the video his right hand is missing or mangled after the detonation.

but user, everyone wants a silver bullet for everything
learning how the body works and responds to stimuli over time and the proper form for lifts and proper diet is waaaaaay too much work, much better to simply "buy X and use it and you'll be RIPPED" than to do any of that other stuff which requires fucking work.

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/asmr/ posters are literally reddit users. The impression you have is pretty much accurate. Embed related is actual asmr. sage for not webm or even remotely videogames

The cinematography is excellent, the angles were expertly chosen to show Batemans state of mind going off-kilter during this simplest of social interactions. Bale's detached expression twisting into the carved grimace and the prolonged shot with the internal monologue draw out the internal anxiety and then in a moment, with the drop of the simple piece of cardstock… its over.

This scene I love simple because of how bizarre it is compared to the rest of the movie (besides the cat scene), Bale really is at best when testing the limits of his rage, the set piecing the chaos with stark, controlled 80s (art deco?) is also an expert decision. Again you see here the contrast between the open space of the apartment, the still calm camera movement setting up the scene and the climax being the sweeping movements that follow the lines of action, closer to the subject and then the other end of the bookend, back to the calm composed camera angles (and acting), this particular loop shows those two book ends.

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What an underwhelming reaction.

It looks like he lights a fuse that's way too fast, probably a firework or demolition explosive, the most likely is that it's something home made though.

Is that a motherfugging Rollcage sequel ?

I hope he likes lithium hydroxide on his skin. Alkali burns suck, and lithium is a strong mood stabilizer.

Me too… and I still watched it… I shouldn't feel sorry for stupid people, but watching those videos is still very painful for me.

Why are these titles always so dumb?

To catch more search results

Game is GRIP. It's only in early access on steam right now.

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I read that as Findum, and thought it was going to be a video about Finns doing retarded shit.
I was ok with what I got instead.

What a fucking retard.

So how is day of infamy anyways? Any good? How is the representation of automatic vs. bolt action weapons?

Meanwhile, in Japan…

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Thanks doctor.

got one of those too

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I'd watch that movie.

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I'd add that Christian Bale is just absolutely excellent in this movie. By far my favorite performance of his, not that I've seen all the movies he's been in.
I do think you kind of hit the nail on the head though. I can't imagine any scene of the movie being shot differently, especially in those scenes. Now I want to re-watch the whole movie, darn it.

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2B has no butt, just hips and thighs.

is she die? wtf is she pouring

Vinegar. It'll just burn a little bit but nothing serious.

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Why is this asmr stuff so popular? How can you even like this I just find it very uncomfortable and awkward when listening to any of it.

No wonder she's so pale, no way a dog's heart would be powerful enough to supply enough blood to the head that a human needs.

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One of those is softcore porn, not ASMR, and the other is a guy which doesn't work for a lot of people. If you wanna see good ASMR, look up ASMRequests or ARDRA -asmr-. Even then though, not everyone is sensitive to whatever ASMR is. Too many people use ASMR as some waifu simulator and not for the relaxing and pleasurable sensations it provides. Just look at fuckin >>>/asmr/

nigger ASMR is autistic as fuck. Sorry but… it's just fucking retarded.

basically this. Even a dog that weighs the same amount as a person wouldn't have a heart strong enough to be able to supply a human with blood. Quadrupeds don't have to force their blood almost 2 meters against gravity to get it the length of their body. Hell, even the human heart slows down when they lie down.

The fuck is that

he just need some headpats from onii-chan and he'll be fine

It's a little weird yeah, but user, we're both here on 8ch. ASMR is pretty tame. And you'll never be able to enjoy it if you're just thinking about how weird it is the whole time. A lot of it is innocent stuff, like getting your face painted or your hair cut. And again, it just doesn't work for some people for whatever reason.

She'd be retarded too, like in a constant state of oxygen deprivation. Just not enough blood getting to the brain.

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My guess would be a guy who sustained heavy skull trauma and lost part of his skull and now has maggots eating his infected headwound.

It happens. People get stabbed or suffer some traumatic wound, they go into shock, come out of it and go about their day as if nothing happens…

This however, is an older wound so the guy has been walking around like that for a while.

weekly reminder gabe is dead

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OC

thats why the gameplay isn't very good

or perhaps it's just a case of terminal shit taste on your part since you're obviously so used to looking at baboon behinds that you forgot how a proper one is supposed to look like

Don't be so defensive. She's got a great lower body, there's just no ass there. An ass requires additional curves, not just thicc thighs and hips. If she had an ass, then there would be a pronounced ass on top of those tasty thighs, but there just isn't.

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the maggots aren't infesting him , they're part of the treatment. They eat away the dead flesh before the doctors come and patch him up, the treatment is an ongoing process

you stop being so pleb ,that ass was factory designed to be perfect to lure in the remains of humanity and kill them machines don't do mistakes

It's a great Jap ass, but Japs just ain't known for their asses unless you like skinny thangs.

Yeah, definitely looks like he's in a hospital getting maggot therapy…

sounds about right.

Simmer down.

Nice Try

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You will die when the day of the rope comes. Traitors must die before enemies.

What game is that dungeon one?

KYS

ex anima / exanima

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STOP

Holy Fuck

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I love it

How in the world did you let your reputation fall so low?

brutal

10/10

Which silent hunter is that? My guess is 5.

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S A V A G E

Or in a coma.

I highly doubt that video is real, man.

I want some proper sauce on this thing.

that fuckin eyelid surgery really uncannies my valley

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what's the game?

Pathologic, the ONLY walking simulator that Holla Forums likes.

the batsu games where they fill their asses with air seem way worse

They're right to be scared.

did he get banned for this

You need to have iron balls to not know how bad that feels dude, a gentle chinko machine that repeats is fucking worse than a regular chinko machine cause you get that kind of pat in your balls and dick that's right between gentle and hard. I guarantee you his stomach felt like fucking acid after that.

Are they on drugs or something?

It's Clara, that's just what her arc is like

Changeling day 6, your reputation tanks as you complete the main task.
I'm not sure I'm even going to try completing the sidequests as a result even though they seem interesting

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There's a glass walkway beneath them and they're piss-scared of heights. How the fuck they managed to get up there in the first place is beyond me.

Also this.

You forgot Yume Nikki

Gosh I love Hollow Knight

Kek

Wish i could play it at 60fps.
30 is good enough but still

I'm surprised I can record it at 60 fps.

Funnily enough, I don't even notice the speed ingame. It looks faster in the recording

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I play on a 48" tv monitor, i see every little mistake.

You will die when the day of the rope comes. Traitors must die before enemies.

anyone got that webm of a fat man and a fat midget riding on those things for real fat people and they fight over a stuff animal

I don't know who this guy is, but I like him.

Did she die

I like how the sauce on this is just as elusive as the grifter

still a hottie

Watch the new movie to find out, I haven't seen it so I don't know.

Requestan
MARIO'S A NIGGA

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Blue lives matter.

GorishiT FantabulosO

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I made some OC

if your pipe can fit ten megs you're a SLUUUUUUUUUUUT

In the U.S. thats just a normal fire cracker

EMOTIONAL TRIGGER WARNING

thanks?

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it was so much fun. watching that video brought a tear to my eye

As a chem major I can't get enough of these two.

I played both 2 and 3, and if 3 is similar to 4 then the comparison is true. 2 just feels more like a real place while 3 feels like the island exists purely for your amusement.

Not the biggest fan of the police but holy shit groups like BLM are fucking stupid.

What about LSD Dream Simulator?

Can you imagine if he was drunk enough to decide to calm himself down with a smoke?

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What music is this?

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Wow, we really have a shit accent

and pic related

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SAVAGE!

Is that in the new version from the get-go?

KF is a flavor of the month anime, everyone already forgot about the blue hair/pink hair shit.

What's so autistic about a girl* dancing?

Just like Insurgency it's CS with non-shit gunplay, but the coop is worse. nuInsurgency will be worse.

*male

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She looks cute tho…

It's……… not really fun. It's good, but not particularly fun for me.

Can't confirm the kill while using ironsight semi-auto guns because you can't see shit, so it's like:
It feels impractical and silly doing that.

All the bolt-action guns seem to be 1 hit kill, if you get good at them they can be superior I suppose, they probably already are.

>>>/out/

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(well hello)

curious as to where the unwrapping stage was, that final UV layout is amazing. That's always where I get caught up on and my models end up looking like garbage.

Quality teammates

Here's what i mean about the semi autos

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every time

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yeah, no, don't go to china.

you forgot this one.

That looks pretty metal.
Is it real?

Yup, game is just called "walk" and is has some function that alters how the game works every time it's opened. It's just a hallway where you can turn around and go, sometimes shit shows up, sometimes it doesn't, and sometimes shit like that happens.

Sorry, "Walking"

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Why does she talk like that?

Talk like what?

The weird sentence endings like "suru ze".

Because she's supposed to be a delinquent or maybe a bumpkin or both.

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Destroyed.

That kick reminds me of embed related

The title isn't clickbait, he actually died in the hospital as a result of the kick

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Source? The filename brings me to something else.

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Searching is being a bitch, anywhere I can find this?

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"anime council president see smoking wants kiss" in goggle got me:

Tsurezure Children

faggot

Wrong board, faggot.

Objectively wrong, kiddo. This fine fella in uniform is quite clearly the more adorable chap.

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Another Hollow Knight meme

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Christ can that shirt be any tighter

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freem.ne.jp/win/game/8263

delicious

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What game is the sub one from?

Old but gold …

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don't you die on me yet, you son of a bitch

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