Ka ka

Ka ka

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Durst

Oh cool, for some reason my archive is crashing explorer on this new computer, fantastic...

is this a serious video

It's alright. I got most of them back...
I only had around 300+ to begin with with a bunch of dupes.

Alright.

Still irks me though that my archive isn't working on this new powerful machine though.

I'm gonna take a quick shower but in case I don't see you again I'd like to say that I want to see you again here! Miss you man!

Mordin. I'm curious to what you're making.

Ah I know that feel like when playing an MMO and it crashes to a BSOD.

It's also been nice to see you again as well. I'll probably go for a walk and do things as per usual. later Freeman.

It's supposed to be, yeah.

It's too damn hot

Don't sexualise cute things.

Leave while you can.

goedenavond

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wie geht's?

I'm gonna cum on her toothbrush.

yeah that one

I am no dentist but I don't think that has good oral health benefits.

I just saw the thread in the new frontpage feature and thought why not check it out. What you guys do here normally?

I'm still gonna do it anyways.

The person obviously isn't new.

You're a Maverick.

Sak dis cak gud

There is no foreseeable reason I would do that.

I'm the best.

Circlejerk.

You can't cum on Shibonu.

and how long has this been going on?

What about the inside?

Jerk in a circle.

Cum on Shinobu

Reserved.

What about a blowjob?

Reserved too.

You can get a footjob.

You really are socially awkward.
I am struggling to find ways to improve this.

Would you ruin a shinobu?

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Not that into feet, but I'd take it if a handjob isn't on the table.

Years.

tokai u were right

panthose is life

That's why.

Oh my god
This is taking forever

practice makes perfect.

ikr

jump
jump
jump

I should've capped more Yukari.

HOW DO I DELET POSTS

DELET THIS

Images show up in browser but not any apps
Garbage

too late loco

we all know you're a girl now

more web.ms with sounds pls

if im a fucking girl for wearing pantyhose what the fuck does that make you tokai

get off my back

Going to bed bye

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Tokai is my >girlfriend.
:^)

Nini.

super cool

but I like piggybacks

hey is this a safe space

Safe spaces are for women and fags.

This should be good enough
Hi faggots

hail satan

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yaneki

Nice satan

What did you post at me
I can't see images

praised be the lord

[Woman (in character)] Okay, cocksucker. Fuck with me, and we'll see who shits on the sidewalk.

Also I found a 2ho who's power is literally just turning things upside down.
That's it.
She's the best.

You would end up apologizing no matter what.

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Everyone knows that cirno is the best silly

Mamizou is best.
Cirno is shit.

Kijin is the new best because she has the power to turn things upside down.

btw I'm adding this to the Anzu folder.

Cirno is best you baka
There's no competition

Cirno is a dumb ass.

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shut up zoe

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She is the strongest, cutest, most loveable little fairy ever

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Good morning

Proof me wrong

OH NO NOT ME

I NEVER LOST CONTROL

u do realize u can write in a post and link other posts simultaneously right

Kiss me.

Why is the guy who makes Cool Kat such a tard?

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

Ohayou gachaimachu

u bitchass
ur just fresh
for now

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well he made cool cat

I don't care.
Give daddy some sugar.

Do not besmirch Cool Cat.

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youtube.com/watch?v=0qVb4QyZoUA

HA SLUT ENJOY YOUR AIDS

soon i'll be the only one who will still take you

Fuck the pain away.

Oh no, my heart is broken.

I wonder if cool cat gets all of daddy derek's cummies or if he has to share with his mommy

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You should add me on Steam, btw.
I don't think we'll talk much, but you should.

Well, Cool Cat and his mommy have to share the outfit./

we are already friends on steam
I just haven't logged onto steam for 8 months.

Even after I purged my list for the 30th time?

Oh maybe not then.

Check monthly to see if I had an emotional fit.

all works that romanticize poverty are garbo
ky homos

Jupiter is the largest planet in our Solar system. It is so big that more than 1300 Earths could fit inside it.

A-guh-guh to you too missy!

I'll kaka you

like your butthole

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that guy always bothered me

or your facial mole

like your fucking adipose cells you goddamn manatee I wasn't fucking talking to you

be nice

i'm sorry yan i was just angry

Angry little qt pie.

haha

No, I was white-knighting for Squash and you viciously attacked me with made-up middle school tier "ur fat" shit.
go boil your head

Such a majestic beast

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youtube.com/watch?v=GHpbkT0vQ3s

squash is my fucking property i will abuse the slut as i please

You were conned.

I don't know why this boner but I am not unokay with this

Daddy Loco treats me as a dog.
I cower in fear nightly.

Communist.

you leave me no choice
I will defend my maiden's honor

B-but I have a penis.
No matter how feminine.

To fuck a commies ass is to truly stick it to those commie bastards, if only you understood senpai

If you were a woman you still wouldn't be a maiden.

I never will.

I would be a concubine.

Follow me into this rabbit hole, senpai. You get the front.... aaaaand on that note I'm heading off, much lub pupper

Only if your ass is the hole and I use my fist.

I don't think I'd be very different from the way I am.

It's a princess penis so it's fine.

Come on. You can fantasize.
You could have swinging hips.
Rocking tits. Another 8 inches vertically.

It deserves the best.

it's not impossible

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I'm saying that even if I were an attractive woman I doubt I would change that much in attitude or action.

m'lady i will certainly give it all the hands-frees as i am able while proclaiming yiff to the heavens.

my plug doesn't fit

No need to be so short tempered.

Oh~

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Test really shouldn't be sweating the small stuff like this.

That makes no sense when nothing I'm saying is even slightly malicious.

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am i allowed to talk to you now?

You are not.

bleh..

Darwin has spoken.
My hands are tied.

darwin you homewrecker.

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Sharks do not have a single bone in their bodies. Instead they have a skeleton made up of cartilage; the same type of tough, flexible tissue that makes up human ears and noses.

do u like the song

That's not entirely true.

You may have seen baby gorillas being carried on the back of their mothers, but for the first few months after birth the mother holds the baby gorilla to her chest.

it's weird to think that an animal made up of noses can kill a human bean in 5 seconds.

I'm just pulling random facts off some site.

the fuck is this thread

dude flan dont drift too far from your roots js

an animal made of nooses eh

Cockroaches have teeth in their stomaches.

Fucking ew.

I wish to be verbally abused by Yui.

really?

nose?

not nooses

knot nooses?

why are there so many tripfags in here?why is everyone avatarfagging?

Why do you keep using a proxy to get new flags?

One time our fifth grade teacher tried to tell us a story about her friend licking envelopes and she cut her tongue on one that a cockroach had laid it's eggs on, and later a bunch of tiny roaches burst out of her tongue.

But it wasn't true because cockroaches give birth using an ootheca, and don't just lay their eggs somewhere.

Yes, it's a special tract used to digest hard foods like wood.

Other flags are pretty.

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Manti use ootheca.

why the fuck does this board have flags anyway?

just a tip for u dude keep it real

Why can't you link me right?

Manti are neat.
I heard devs will add them to ARK someday and they're going to be super intelligent

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I know nothing about ARK.

That's funny

:D

Nerd~

You tame dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures on an island and stuff.
That's about it.

o

Test likes sweating~

small stuff :P

anime

OH JEEZ WHERE THE NAME AT

luka just copypasted my post so I'm going to go kill myself
bbl

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stick

Where?

has luka been hitting on you like this since that first time?
go for it dude

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Don't make me vomit.

Wooooooooooooow

harsh

rekt

no man shes a real qt
ask her for the pic thats the anime version of her irl

Oh, there you are.

I always shower first thing when I get home.

Were you sending emails from the shower?

This can't be real.

well no. technically today the first thing I did was reply to that, then shower. but now you're just being persnickety.

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excuse me?

hello there, flan.

Do not talk to Mana or we are no longer friends.

Oh, wait, I forgot who I was for a moment.

Kind of want to talk to Flan to not be Darwin's friend.

is mana flan? I've known him a lot longer than you. sure you wanna roll those dice?

I'm trying not to bully you, you aggravating creature.

He'll get 80 in before the thread is over.

rip

Talk to Mana moar Cupcake !
:3c

A thread over 200 replies in and you only had one post.

Kind of want to Overwatch.

Yes, I want him and his -actions- all to myself now.

genji nerfs inc

ult 8 sec --> 6 sec

Why let yourself feel aggravated?

o_o

harsh

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If only we could be shitposters of his caliber.
We are truly nothing but pale imitations.

occasionally I am known to be gone and not post absurd amounts. and I'll remind you that when that top five was posted the other day, you were also on it.

I'd be down.

that is adorable. I will respect your wishes.

I can't talk to you right now. devote your attention to darwin, flan.

being queen of the ponies was good practice, not gonna lie.

People don't control what they feel, dumbass.

ive secret known cupcake for like 4-5 years now

How?
I'm complimenting Cupcake's superior shitposting skills.

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closer to six, actually.

w-wait T_T
you cant just do this cuz he said...

he's not wrong to be surprised, honestly.

I can and I will. pay attention to darwin.

Now to get Test.

TEST COME PLAY

That's mean!
:(

Yes yes, we all know you're 6 inches. You don't have to brag about it, you know...

the iris embraces him.

factual statements are not mean, although adding "dumbass" was.

Your lead was substantial.
Like a one Olympian competing in the Paraolympics.

People would be more open if you were not so obstinate.

Jesus Christ, I am so sorry.

closer to seven.

Hi Luka, how've you been?

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yes, I was a little surprised. I really had no idea I was posting that much.

I actually like flan.

Obviously just use your magic ability to feel nothing and not be bothered by what people say.

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s a v a g e

Is he funny or something?

Want to chill in call with us?

let's hope so.

Yeah! he doesn't gotta be soo rude!

hmph...

I don't like people trying to force things on me i guess, i'd rather have my own free will.
Forceful language isn't really progressive?

Your whole life is a blur of nothing but shitposting, traps, and -actions-.

no

I've been ok
thinking bout going out to nab a nice snack~

Free will to change ideals based on others is not bad. Doing what you do only impedes personal development.

bern~ is taking all of my friends away.
please help

test is rather abrasive though. if you want to interact with him you need to accept this.

no, there was three years when it was wallowing in self pity because of the car accident and then fucking up a doomed to fail relationship.

i do

One of these days he's gonna come out with it all having been an act of satire, making fun of all of us to our faces. He was the mastermind all along.

I do this for your own good.

Maybe I'm just confusing it for mine.
YES, I CAN BE SELF-DEPRECATING TOO.

you're the hero he deserves.

A snack is always good, don't get too many though.
What time is it for you?

test x luka is actually better than tsuchi x smiles
goat

Flan is not that smart of a man.

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I'm proud of you.

*woman

He says you are mean.

itll be over soon just bide ur time

Wait, no, I said you were mean because you were ignoring him. Never mind.

PFFT

if something hurts i fix it.
if it's not doing anything particularly bad, i don't see any reason to push it around when i could leave whatever be, as is.

Darwin, Flan is attempting to talk to Cup on Overwatch chat.

SHUT UP

all lies

Maybe there is another side to him we've yet to be introduced to. A deep dark flan.

I am not there, so all I can do is trust he will do the right thing.

I know I said I was going to try to be nice, but that's very very dumb, Luka.

ill loyal

don't worry. I will.

plus he actually isn't at all. yet.

A nigger?

I have no idea why this is a reoccurring frame in the series.
Most of the females and Episode have all made it at some point.

I need to be the force to curb my own narcissistic tendencies.

I really just assume Flan walks around the ship/base saying he's a womyn there as well.

If only he could be more lax towards me in particular~

kinda like a personalization thingy.. per person settings

In the incomprehensible darkness of his soul, you cannot tell who is a n*gger and who isn't.

it's just a chikn Mc Wrap!

it's almost 2pm!

Because of all the semen that has been pumped into him or...?

Trying to be a voice of reason to the literally insane is a fruitless endeavor.

I can't imagine it was actually in the LNs, so it must just be a thing on the animators part?

respect his her pronouns

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Only of all the semen is none at all and the emptiness casts a darkness so thick it makes you lose yourself. Or something. What the fuck am I doing?

Character quirks are almost all anime added.
Physically, most of their quirks are mentioned at introductions or whenever it is that Araragi notices that they have been repeatedly doing it then it's never touched on again.
Or that's how I remember it from reading what's translated.

im a girl irl btw way
dont be a bigot and respect my pronouns, shitlord

It is time to stop.

It is already too late.

i agree to disagree

Looks like the Japanese hand sign for money.

I wish pastries wer not so expensive

Love getting a $100 case of beer for $5. Life is good right now.

wow hey look freefree was here... lol sup freefree

I think it's more just a sight gag to add frames while they talk.
Well, not saying it doesn't mean that because I have no fucking clue, just that its purpose in scenes is just filler.

you go, girl

I go by xir, thank you very much.

Make your own. Start a bakery and slowly turn a profit.

The money one is usually done with the palm facing up I think so probably doesn't mean that and I don't even think it would make sense in the context from what I remember. Probably is just something like you suggested.

that takes so much energyyy

Yeah let's do it tomorrow instead.

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Probably eat all the profits.

all in due tim

The show is weird about what it cuts and what it adds.
Almost any addition is to pad animation time for shit they cut that exist as just filler words for the LNs, like the whole red frame/black frame thing.

I'm sure there's someone who's gone full autism and catalogued all the reoccurring animation frames.

you know if I could turn people into pastries I could eat pastries all the time

I know some people actually go through and translate all the text frames that flash up to read them.

Consume your profits, be a consumer. It's good for the economy too!

That'd be cannibalism.

They're tl;dr of what happens in that episode or right before, using direct text from the LNs.
It's usually from Araragi's inner monologues that aren't recorded and essentially skipped.

nnnn borderline

the only issue would be running out of people that is a pretty big issue actually and maybe they would not taste too good and the moral aspect is there too tobe honest as an aised

OHHH

I just realized

when you have these LP A-sides and B-sides
that almost sounds like asides and besides
is that related at all
probably not since they both mean almost the same like almost if you did not get the LP for the music just for having the disc

meanwhile... on the internet

bartkira.com/

So I fucked that one chick

She was so loud, one of her friends walked in on me fucking her
Fucked up part was she knows she has a bf but still had our back and didn't tell anyone
What a day

Avatar as Kentai Kamen.

Hentai*

So is that new velocious threads thing on the homepage attracting the people in who have no idea what is going on?

It always just amused me how it triggered peoples autism not getting to read it. I remember some people saying they paused every time there was one in order to read it on /a/.

Capping that would sorta be a pain

so is reading your posts so lets all share in the suffering

Lmao

I miss when Kamuu wasn't an emo

Any of the ones that are mid-scene, I pause to read after I watched the episode completely since it takes like a minute to just flip through an entire scene to read all of them.
I can't even recall a single time when the "text on screen" wasn't from the LN. They're never even worth it because it's meant to be miss-able. When Ougi was introduced is like the only time it was ever "new" information not given in the scene, and that was just him talking about the weird feeling he gets from her.

starting to feel the sleeepies today was an eventful day I had dinner and pastries and cappu and read books and watched youtoobs

tootbhtursh

i miss when kamuu wasnt a slut...

o wait

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hey mandy

i think

im too lazy to look at ids

Is Neru like what every other Scandinavian country sees Norway as?

Reading them afterwards is reasonable but yeah I think they are just for effect mostly. Like a lot of things in the show, just reflective of a design philosophy more than anything. A cheap way to make things visually interesting and feel less static.

Look at this at least?

thats old tranny dick

ive seen it before

Sorry, I am not up to date on tranny dick. Or dick in general.

there's no need to pretend here

I never pretend. I am always honest.

Yeah, pretty much.
All of the flashes between things and any time a camera shutter sound effect is used is just to make "two people in a room talking while literally nothing happens" interesting.

I mean, it can't rely on the usual mechanics to make it more interesting that live action can: varying camera angles without ever cutting, including detail out of focus, etc. Because it's just impossible to animate either at all or cheaply.

honestly embarrassed of your sexual preferences

But I prefer pussy...

gonna take a shower and masturbate. remember to send me the measurements.

My new Overwatch setup, btw

Also just ordered about $200 of weed, should come in tomorrow. Feels good mang.

nice, freeman. that's awesome.

kewl

Measurements of my dick?

I don't think I could commit to a single theme for my set up.

no i wanted something else regarding that

the measurements of whatever you wanted me to do knot work on

nice config tho... cozy

7/10 would lurk on

Post set up.

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If you ask really really nicely.

Why

which am i begging for

mines a laptop too!

And you saved like $2000 in food stamps for it.

Well, I assume the one you want.

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Do you have a second keyboard attached to it as well?

,_,
i didnt talk to cup at all during that.

darwin will be proud

I'm curious!

i want a paycheck and i want your cock

I have caps of when you did.

You tried to undermine him.

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a second keyboard (Logitech G710+)
and an external mouse too.

and i take it a step further and dont actually use the laptops built in screen
i use an external monitor!

mean

i wish i was better at ow. i think my aim is bad on computer..

So you use a laptop... as a tower.

Hmm, interesting then.

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Yes.

lewd