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Congrats user. Did you go to school for IT or anything?

A birthday present for a friend of mine, and a few business related packages. One to San Francisco, one to Osaka.

indiana jones n da fate of atlantis

how ya'll niggas doin ya boi…is on sum shit tbh

yo i think it hit da tree jim

dey need 2 fix it

You didn't seem to have a bad day to require that feel flag.

My acne problem is going away decently fast, now that im actually trying. Still need to stop procrastinating and go to the gym. Might go tomorrow, not sure though. When the gym member ship expires next month im gonna go to the ymca.

PRAISE CHRIST-CHAN I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PRAYED THE GAY AWAY

PRAY

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

Had the day off, it was pretty comfy. Yesterday after the thread I went out and had a cigar during sunrise then took a nap for 6 hours.

Gyms seem gross honestly.
And why are you going to a gay club?

AH! I see how the hu shit gets out of control. It's for every post after without an image until someone posts an image again! Maybe

stop tellin ppl wut 2 do

i heard takin zinc help?1

Gotta get buff, man. Im not gaining weight through eating, so i have to gain it through muscle.

Here's the thing: no, actually. I'm surprised they considered hiring me at all because one of the things they asked was for at least one year of customer service experience and I don't have any customer service experience.
I've been working with a non profit group to help disabled people find work, and we just applied for the company and waited to see what would happen. I'm surprised that they actually wanted to hire me despite lacking one of their requirements. They did say there was 4 weeks of training before I get to work, so that may help me.

You'll just get even skinnier tbh
If thats possible.

THIS IS THE WATER
AND THIS IS THE WELL

Test.

Thats not possible at all, im already skinny enough to see my kneecaps in detail.

And hopefully my suspicions are correct.

FREE ME ABE LINCOLN

Long complicated story. Cost me like 24 bucks.

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Thats disgusting. Really though without fuel to turn into muscle you ain't growing shit.

Well chop chop get to it.

The excersize will do me good anyway. shitn i cant go tomorrow, i'll have to wait until after the 4th

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i'm morally obligated to go to a show tomorrow night and i haven't socialized in like two months and i'm wigging out even though i used to have a decent normalfag disguise

can't think of anything, maybe a wwii game cuz i like the historical weapons?

You ever talk to a doc about not gaining weight? Can't be good for your kidneys and shit.

Why not just go?

Do you really expect a doctor to help me? They let me go 7 months without my meds that i need. I dont trust a single fucking doctor in this shit state.

Reminder that being neet or poor does not justify living in a dirty pigsty.
always clean your ovens at least once every 3 months

Well I mean they can't just give you free shit

Hola mes amis, what's poppin'?

Mount and Blade. Gekokujo. That's all.

I work for a fansite. We're sending a book to a game company in Osaka. I drew the short straw and had to send it.

Why clean your ovens when your mum can do it for you?

They give free shit to the mexicans all the time without complaintn but when a tax paying citizen needs somthing its too expensive.

will do fam

You can't keep using that game for every answer!
How goes fam?

The megaman one?

Just put on some bronzer and pretend you can't speak english. Works everytime.

Not for long. Not gonna happen any longer. Believe me.

…Fuck you're good.

Im too white even for that.

Because mother will not always be there.
self discipline is a must to become more.

mmhp?

Hopefully. Goddamn this country is being infested with mexicans worse than a hoarders house infested with cockroaches and bedbugs.

i mean i gotta but its weird to socialize again especially when i can't go huff a dart to relax or get away from a tough conversation

I can't help that it's so good!

Not too much my dude. Just playing the fuck out of Xenoverse 2 again now that the final DLC was released. Also got wallpaper engine up and running, so now I get to stare at a gif of my waifu every time my computer starts up

My 4am autism knows no bounds.
Play anything fun lately?

What else you do today user? Anything fun?

Ahhh thats true. What show is it though? Would you want to see it anyway?

Grabbed turok 2 today. Thats gonna be a fun time. I never got to finish it. It looks like the multiplayer is kinda dead though.

Mainly just Lego Dimensions and Arms. Splatoon 2 comes out next month, and then I'm fucked when it comes to August.

local band i'm friends with the members and they haven't played in ages so it would be rude not to go

y cain't u huff a dat fam?

I only ever played a little of one of the toruk games as a kid. Any of them very good?

Theres a splatoon 2? At least there will be more cute squid pics.

Friends friends or acquaintances?

...

i quit

right in the middle, i don't hang out with them often since they aren't into games and stuff but they're nice to me when i go to the shows and invite me to after parties and stuff

Compared to doom, i think it holds up. Its pretty fast and the level design is good. My only complaint is the really low ammo cap. You get 50 pistol bullets, 20 shells, 10 explosive shells, and really low numbers on all the other ammo. You have to change weapons alot.

Yeah. They announced it back in January at the Switch reveal event.

Time moves too fast

Might help you meet some girls. Do it faggot.

I fucking love low ammo counts. Makes you really take your shots.

unni plz

RIP

lol the only time i used to talk to chicks at these shows was in the smoking areas, otherwise i'm so shit at starting conversations its hopeless

i just gotta go, see the set, say hi and try to slink home before i drink too much

But this game has you expending ammo really fast too. The upgraded pistol is a 3 burst gun. The shotgun takes about 2 shots to kill a big guy. And you're strafing around trying not to get shot while the enemies are dodging too, and they really dodge well. Its actually hard to hit them.

Stop using sweet baby nicotine as a crutch. They are drunk sluts just waiting for you to hit on them.

I thought the enemies were dinosaurs?

Any news recently that should make me smug?

i know my limits, the drunk sluts will be aiming at the guys higher on the food chain like the guys performing and the naturally better looking than me

its an uphill battle and if i go just thinking about getting girls i'll be depressed, and i can't sink like that cuz lately i've been working out a lot harder lately and don't wanna fall off that horse

lyl

There are raptors, humanoid fast dinos, big fucker dinos that shoot, tiny ones. Really only level 1 has dinos exclusively. Everything after is different. Level 3 has zombies and ghosts. Level 2 has apes that think humanity stole the earth, because the apes are fucking incompitent and cant invent anything more than a wooden minigun that shoots rocks. Im not kidding.

WHAT
Never knew that at all tbh

Use that confidence from working out more to help you hit on them.

das roight

Check the drudge report.

Dinos were more of a thing in 1. Even then it wasnt reall all dinos. The last level of 1 is aliens. Really turok is more of a scifi alien shooter than a dino shooter.

Why are you posting nip chicks?

Pretty sure I was playing a gameboy game I think. And it was mostly dinos as far as I got as a kid.

Why aren't you?

Dude. You got fucked. That game was horrible and had nothing to do with the shooter.

nah not gonna seek broads at the show, i'm not trying to gain pity or shit here its just my mind still blanks out if i gotta try to start a conversation and stuff, i need a wingman or something and i aint really got one

no matter how i rehearse it in my head or stuff i can only view myself making an advance as annoying to any girls. i don't wanna be some guy they go and mock in the bathroom later for just throwin myself out there a bit

I have nothing to talk about.

I figured as much. Never liked it much

Well just make sure you dance your heart out. That will attract them and they will hit on you instead.

i wish i had a friend to discuss waifuism with. i'm in an irc chat right now filled with "waifuists" but i dunno, they never want to talk about it and just talk about killing themselves. i think they fell out of love.

specifically i wish there was someone that loved the same character as me. i want to talk with someone about how great my waifu is. i could talk about her all day long. but literally no one cares about her but me.
it sucks. i wish i had a clone of myself to hang out with. my waifu isn't my only issue, i have nothing in common with anyone at all. i want to talk about hokuto no ken. but the only people who are familiar with it in 2017 are le jojo oraora xd meme faggots who don't really appreciate it and just think of it as a meme anime almost as epic as jojo. hokuto no ken is not a fucking meme anime, it's beautiful.

i have only one friend in the whole world and he doesn't give a shit about me, he's too depressed. he just listens to me talk. at least i have that. but i don't want to just hear myself talk. i want to have someone to do stuff with.

you have to be a fad following retard to have something to talk with people about. i don't give a shit about any of the fad games there's threads up about. i don't give a shit about modern anime. i'm fucked.

why does no one love my waifu except me? she's the best.
i'm tired of blogging about myself. that's all i can do. have one-sided conversations. i am surrounded by human beings and all i can do is talk to myself while people pretend to care.

Is she your waifu?

Neither do I, uh. Tekken 7, gonna get that?

The actual game is pretty good though. There was an old pc port you can find that was released back when it was released on n64. Its not the best port. The new rerelease fixed all the problems i have with the game technically.

oh fuck no even shitfaced i won't be caught dancing i'd look like a fool. shame the band went from being metal to more psych rock cuz their old shows there would be mosh pits and i can have a bit of fun in those at least

she's up there

I dont think you understand waifus.

Whos your waifu user?

I'll see if my craptop can run an emulator at some point and try it. Thanks.

The fuck is psych rock

Wait are you the guy that spoke lovingly of the P5 cast yesterday?

i don't think /you/ do. a fictional character is an idea and no two people can have the exact same idea. it may be the same character but to the individual thinker it is something different entirely. it's a matter of subjectivity.

psychedelic rock

i don't think i was in yesterday

I start work soon, I think. Getting apprehensive. But more money for vidya, club sandwiches, pizza, and energy drinks would be nice.

Three kingdoms war of china.
Second is the sengoku jidai period which featured nobunaga oda, toyotomi hideyoshi and ieyasu tokugawa.

Waifuism is a sign of depression user. It's almost better to be gay than to have a waifu.

if all else fails, just sway to the music like every other dude. You gotta own it is all. Otherwise they can tell you're insecure and thats when you look like a bitch.

that quads shit.

Oh thats gay.

Tell us about your waifu.

fuck.

Oh that's good. Thankfully no depressing stories.

You're still getting cucked, dude.

If you can hook up a controller, the n64 version is probably better than the old pc port. Mouse aiming is kinda nessessary, so the n64 version is kinda painful to play.

this i know, i just haven't mastered that yet

serves you right!

No. I'm not big on fighting games. But I will play ones with cute girls and no dudes.

and so the descent into normalfaggotry begins

two guys with different wives who look similar are both cuckolds? lol okay my man
you're a retard

I would rather have my fantasies about a perfect life with my waifu than take it up the ass.

No, you said they're the same character. Thats cuckoldry right there.

Work sucks but you'll love that first paycheck or two if you've been NEET for a long time/forever.

I've played old 007 n64 games with a mouse and it was far too easy.

dindu nuffin

Some people find the Tekken girls cute. You might too.

tekken has several cute girls

but also its my favorite fighting game before taking that into account, i played it for like 3 hours straight tonight with an online buddy it was great

007 is also shit too.

no the replies itt disgusted me and i wish i hadn't posted about my waifu, what a shithole this is. why do so many people pretend to be otaku when they are anything but?

is that supposed to be a hiki room? he's low level.
take a look at this. it starts at 1:40 time stamp.

Oh wait, thought you were mocking my failure. Sorry

I'm too weird to be a normalfag. Been on imageboards too long to settle into normal shit too. I end up just talking with 3 people, segregating myself during breaks and reading or playing pokemon on my phone or some shit until i'm done then getting back to it. Everything I said was subjectively true tho. I've never met a dude with a waifu who wasnt horribly depressed and coping with said waifu.

Just havent made money in a long time, been in college. It'll be nice being able to have things again, probably help me to be motivated to study and train more as well.

What is the fascination with tomboys? Do anons want to be dominated by the girl? Or is it cause theyre a bit like boys?

Wasn't aware it was a competition. Is this (you)?

Are you the faggot with the furry pedo "waifu"?

Im actually trying to make my waifu real though.

Im far too quiet to talk to anyone. I could make conversation decently easy, but i just dont wanna talk that much. Hell, i try to stay quiet even when playing games. If i could i would want to find a quiet girl to sit in silence with.

They take the best elements of both guys and girls and put them in a good package and i like short haired girls.

one, i like short hair and fit girls, but the tomboys shown in video games all have interests and hobbies. sure its a masculine hobby most of the time but thats fun cuz it s a hobby you can partake in with your waifu right?

what drives me insane about real women is many have no fucking hobbies or interests or anything, they aren't fun to talk to or hang out with you just do it in hopes of getting your dick sucked most of the time

so the idea of the tomboy is bridging that gap between the actual social fulfillment you get hanging out with your male friends and the romantic fulfillment you get from women in a perfect package

also they're cute

naw monic das tulpa dude fa sho fa sho

Ditto. When I go out with friends, I usually never shut up, but it takes a lot to get me motivated to actually go anywhere. You remind me of a friend of mine who hates talking. Barely says a word. Usually we just end up finding a split-screen co op game to find and play together and barely say anything for the entire weekend or day were together. Shame co op games are getting rare the past few years.
Not sure on getting a quiet girl though. You might need to settle for one that never shuts up but does all the talking for both of you instead.

What good elements of men could a straight man possibly want?

That's because most women are used to dudes carrying the conversation for them. Like mentioning all the most recent popular shows or songs and making jokes to make them laugh. But yea, 3dpd usually sucks. Especially normalfag 3dpd.

That might actually work. Im pretty good at getting talked to, so that might be my ticket for a wife. now just to find a woman who wants to be a mother

Rational thinking skills

Most men don't have that.

Keep in mind she NEVER shuts up. Like a monkeys paw wish.

We all need to be less rational imo. Rational societies have failed time and time again because we yumans are not solely rational beings. We are driven not by rational motives but by base biological needs. All we can do with rational thinking is meet these needs more effectively, or else dress them up to hide how carnal they really are. No. Womyn don't need to be more rational. Neither do men.

If she has an attractive voice im fine with it
tfw i think everything through too much

Well, we were able to make computers and phones with rational thinking, its kinda important.

Night anons.

I somehow made it to 3 weeks of nofap/noporn. I kind of want to masturbate just cause, but kind of don't cause I don't really care. I'm not even sure what I feel anymore.

Tools. Means to an end. And what do we use them for these high tech gadgets? To masturbate mainly. How rational.

nite user

would you fap to a female trevor?

I remember looking for advice online on how to get women invested in conversation, and one thing was to ask what they do for fun. I got so much retarded "I watch Netflix" answers. How fucking boring is that? Someone's idea of fun is staying inside all day and watching other people do interesting things.

there are no boners left in this man.

"Watching Netflix" is code for touching and rubbing.

I just saw female trevor on the jewgle. If 9gag gets in the way of your big bang, you're not horny enough yet.

most people are inherently boring tho. It's why people who go on trips or have stories are the life of the party usually. Even among friends, usually you're both boring too, you both just have the same boring hobbies.

i'm so desperate to talk to someone about waifuism that i joined the r/waifuism discord and they banned me for not having a reddit.

the sad thing is i used to have a friend who had a waifu too. and he admittedly didn't give the slightest fuck about /my/ waifu. but he would pretend to to humor me and we had a lot of great discussions and he helped me to make conclusions about my waifu's canon that even i hadn't thought of myself.
one day out of nowhere, i don't know maybe he was in a bad mood, he was a barely unbalanced mentally ill guy, he told me "i never want to discuss waifuism with you again. you're a phony, you don't really love her, you're beneath me" and it hurt really bad. he had always acted superior to me because i've only been in a relationship for two years and him 11. but that was the first time he had been so upfront about it. i can't help it that my waifu literally wasn't created till recently. i'm sure i would have loved her 11 years ago too had she existed.

well, isolated incident or not i removed him from my life and now i have no one.

Modernity has reduced relationships down to another form of entertainment. Back in the day we used to be dependent on each other to some extent. But now because we've been liberated from our communities and our families we have no reason to engage in them. So we are alone. People are not a TV channel. You shouldn't expect them to act like one.

pretty unbalanced*

Who's your waifu?

you'll just make fun of her

Others might but not me.

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How did you two meet? Was it love at first sight?

Hello?

He's dedicated to whore himself out even without a name.