Awful Character Designs

Let's post them. See if you can beat this!

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I wcouldn't mind fucking a nigger pet in her cyborg suit

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That is pretty bad, I'll have to bring out the big stuff.

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He's like every faggots dream boy

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any gookanese game ever made
every single post 2010 western game

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Is there even a way to pull off proper white and pink?

Not even girls found Vaan hot, he was just a twink

Still more creative than Overwatch.

make the colors blend softly instead of making pink bloom and shine all over?

Everything at Ubisoft's 2017 E3.

fuck you to death, hippie

t. Randy Pitchford

meant for

You niggers chomp on bait way too easily and too violently.

I hated this character and his design so much.

How's your lawsuit going?

these games have disgusting and incoherent character design

Wasn't roadhog inspired by burly pozpigs?

black,pink and white dont mesh well together. Bitch looks to have a mean attitude while wearing a bright pink heart, is she suppose to be ironic? I don't know about you guys but I don't think no black women would ever wear bright pink shit and white.

Montana and Aurox look tolerable and neat respectively. Having a robotic stand is a neat idea. Montana needs a slightly larger head.

i know nothing about these characters or their names i'm just going off the filenames

Everything Warcraft related post-WOW era, but that's a freebie.

Here's my real answer. The game hasn't even come out, but I already have a burning hatred of this nigger because of his design alone.

Is that a new Tales game?

No

Why did this game need a sequel again?

What the fuck
Why DOES IT LOOK SO GENERIC!?

Better. It's the new Xenoblade.


Pitchford can't even do that. It's literally plagiarized Shadowfiend OCdonutsteel version, from Dota. See pic related and laugh at Stillborn all the more.

because the full story of Xenogears STILL isn't completely told

tbh i actually think the robot version of that is nicer to look at. the larger arms/smaller torso makes it look much more dangerous

Isn't this one doubly stupid because those aren't even real marines, but human sized mechs that the real marines pilot after being shrunken down?
That's how it works right?

No way that is true, that is just retarded

Oh, for sure. I agree. That is the older model of Shadowfiend that looked like complete shit. He's been redone and looks like this now.

Every time.

DAMN IT ALL THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE OF FUCKING LEGOS
FUCK YOOOOUUUU NINTENSHIT

Only in the same way that painting by shooting paint up your ass then shitting it out is more creative than painting with a brush.
The problem with Overwatch's designs is they don't mesh very well as a thematically whole cast. The problem with Battleborn's designs is they can barely stay with the theme for a single fucking character, especially evident with the last guy in , who has a million different shapes on him because the ADHD-ridden artist couldn't decide if he liked triangles, hexagons, or weird quasi-polygonal shapes, as well as being not quite the demon nor the mech he should have been.

Also, going to make my own contribution with some Arc System Works shenanigans.

Does that even count when its the old design.

He and junkrat were inspired by mad max, you retard.

fugg

So I was right.

Don't ask me, Tetsuya Nomura from KH and FF is designing some of the characters like pic related. They look much better than the MC and the girl.

I see the ripoff now but imo turning generic demon lad into robot demon stand is an improvement.

It's actually a straight downgrade when you throw in edgy aposematism jojo, because like most of the other Stillborn designs it becomes a clusterfuck of ideas that take ages to pick out.

One thing I can't stand is the shorts and sleeveless get up.

Too far nigger. Take that back. Homura, at least, has a great design and looks delicious.

His face is too generic, like one of those NPC model cloned a hundred times
Clothes are ok I guess, though it gives me a Vaan vibe from FFXII with that gay little jacket

Feels good.

Homura is an alright design, but I can't help imagining her as an android in an anime Japan space future.

Why the fuck did Randy think it was a good idea to give all the characters tiny shrunken heads? Why did he think any aspect of Battleborn would be a good idea?

That's charitable of you.
I need to finish this before we have the next overcuck thread.

Of course.

Behold, perfection.

Don't forget the pink-haired Blizzard employee that was apparently the inspiration for Zarya's awful haircut. Throw Mitsurugi from Soul Calibur on there too.

Solely based on cloth she uses as panties and amount of cosplayers.
No.

That's one of the reasons why I've always liked BlazeBlue over GG. The character design is just complete trash. Almost every character looks like shit.

Really now?

I'll meet you in the middle and say that she looks better than the MC.
I agree

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Return to reddit or lurk more until you learn your terminology, faggot.

But the second one is literally blazblue and the first is guilty gear on a blazblue filter. You are confused.

Some quick searching tells me this is actually a rumour.


I'm doing it, dubsman, don't worry.

At least it had an anti-tank chainsaw.

Wait is this a Xeno-game or a VP game? Fuck are they part of the same multiverse as well? Is Lenneth the Anima? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

You can still tell it's Potemkin and other designs already cover what +R Potemkin merely hammered home.

Everything 343 has done.

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Underage who never played anything other than Blazblue and Xrd detected.
Old GG is the best of classic anime designs inspired by shit like Trigun, Berserk, and Hellsing.

Right, it won't be a big deal when they start giving sexy female character burquas then? Can't say it's ruining a design, it's just clothes!
Be retarded somewhere else.

At least the Halo 5 armour gave us some prime military grade ass for those forgettable third-stringers accompanying Chief. I'm glad they didn't shunt those armour designs onto important characters related to Chief's life.


It's a shame the sprites could be so derpy.

It's not even old GG that has good shit, they had some good shit in Blazblue too, pic related.
Something went wrong between CS and Chronophantasma.


Said uniform makes him look more like a fucking Skullgirls character designed by Alex Ahad, which is a problem since Guilty Gear is not Skullgirls, nor does Alex Ahad do its character design.

Hey, I remember this. Did the artist ever get to actually drawing the characters?

The fuck is incoherent about Roadhog? He's a big fat guy with a pig motiff and scrapped together armour from the nuked out remains of Australia. Just because you don't like the game doesn't mean you can just say any stupid shit and think it's valid criticism.

Why was Australia nuked out?

It's robots, Blizzard doesn't have to explain shit.

The spike on his shoe.

Basically, there was a civil war between Omnics and Australians after the Omnic Crisis because of a government official signing a peace treaty that displaced the majority of Australians. It escalated until the rebels sabotaged an omnium's fusion core, leading to Australia being nuked in the Overwatch universe.

The whole cast is like that and it makes them worse for it

Literally Pudge from dota2.

He's the same Big Dude with a Meat Hook, maybe, but he's a biker outlaw BDwMH, while Pudge is a more Frankenstein's monster-style BDwMH.

He looks more like Oinkie.

nigger you could've picked ANY other Overwatch character and it would've made more sense, Zarya and Sombra have much worse designs

Do i even have to explain?

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No, but you should anyway because that's what makes these threads fun.

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abominations had no hook ability that pulled targets to them though, that was crypt fiends and AA only.

What exactly is this chart supposed to be showing? A bunch of archetypes? I can practically guarantee that every single one of the ones you consider the defaults (not that one could tell which that is from that clusterfuck of a chart) has a very similar character created long before them that you just don't know about.

Look, I know that quite a few retards here like to say dumb shit like "it's literally the same" when they find one similarity, but that's not how it works. Do you have any fucking idea how many fictional characters there are that have been created? How many of those do you think fit into general character archetypes? The answer is a whole fucking lot of them. Remember TF2? Every single character from that fits an archetype, except maybe possibly the demoman (and that's only him being black; he still fits the crazy and irresponsible explosives nut archetype) is an archetype. Medic is almost exactly the nazi scientist stereotype. How many of those do you think there have been in fiction by now? In fact, that's why they gave him that accent. He's supposed to make you think of nazi scientists because it's a popular concept. Archetypes exist for a reason.

Let me tell you a little secret. Character designs can, in fact, be bad without being "literal copies" or "total ripoff" or whatever stupid phrasing you like to use. Most Overwatch characters? They're pretty shit. That does not mean that they have to be copies of other characters that didn't even start the archetype they fit into.

Character designs can be bad without you going full retard and claiming that they're literal copies, alright?

False, the long range pull ability aka hook came from the dota custom hero pudge.

Fucking moron.

When the masks basically make the character and you give some of the worst people to play with full reins to customize with..

If you ask me, Overwatch character designs aren't even that bad barring Symmetra, the niglet with the quadruped bot, and he hairstyles of default Zarya and Sombra.
The real problem is that they just don't come together well as a cast.


If we're talking abilities, the meat hook isn't even an original idea, it's just combining the hook shot's aesthetic from LoZ with the cowboy lasso.

Shamefuru disprayu

Xrd suffers from it, but if you prefer BB to +R you need to hang yourself.

I like that design

pack it up folks, nobody in any game whatsoever can ever have a 'pulling' move in any format whatsoever ever again.

now that's what i call autism

I like the porn of him

Literally unplayable.

Blizzard made their name with unimaginative name-changed settings so it isn't a surprise when they do it to characters but most of the Overwatch cast would look right at home in a Chinese knockoff game. The theme of the game could have been ANYTHING and they went with this bland shit bland shit that they had to recycle from another project because they didn't have original ideas for their shooter.

:^)

9000 years in MS Paint

Okay i like that idea.


At least he made it in tekken.

Who is this Peter Rosas faggot? Skullomania is awesome. I used to kick the shit out of nerds with him all day every day.

You need to add characters from previous Blizzard games to this if you really want piss off the OW fans.

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What's the point of this? To establish that the fictional characters in OW resemble other fictional characters or share prominent traits? You could do a "chart" like this for just about any video game, book, or movie.

is that you buttmad agdg user?

i lowkey want all the 2b cosplayers to go fucking die, too many fat bitches who think that since 2b had skindentation on her model, that they should put some undersized leggings over their gargantuan flab thighs and think the muffin tops on their legs validates their 'thiccness"

It was a part of a draw request thread where an artist was taking up requests to draw Overwatch characters cosplaying as different characters. I personally requested Sombra as Hackerman and one of those opininated alt-chicks.

Was it? I made that image to showcase OW's creative bankruptcy (since literally every character is either a carbon copy or a palette swap of an existing character) and I haven't shown it around any draw threads. If you saw it there then someone must have saved it and showed it around.

You did? Then why are Mercy, Pharah and Symmetra lacking characters they resemble?

widowmaker needs black widow

Because I've been busy since then and there hasn't been a thread worth completing it. This one is as good an excuse as any, though, so that's something.

You wouldn't happen to have an image of the "please be patient i have autism" hat with a transparent background, would you? I want to put it on Symmetra's face.

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Sweet. Thanks.

How about this?

or this?

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What were they thinking?

cringey as this is, its not indicative of character designs one bit

that sounds awesome

Yooo, what's derpy about that Dizzy? That's cute and sexy as fuck, much better than her disfigured Xturd iteration.

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Has there ever been a character designs thats sexy but badly designed?

WE

Xrd anything.

WUZ

bullet from blazblue, one of the few characters i like from that game but she still looks like an idiot

That looks like a man with tits.

Animu men look like girls m80, your perception is fucked

Not even close.

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user's image above is also fanart in case your brain is too bogglefucked to figure that out

I knew something seemed off.
Also, aside from the fucking gauntlets everything seems fine, is there something I'm missing?

That still looks like a man with boobs.
At least post Noel or Rachel, at least those look like women.

I really have no fucking idea as to how Hazama is so likeable, but he be
Terumi is pretty gay though

fuk u nigga, eat a dick


now bullets boobs are too damn huge but those two are fucking sticks

How many men do you know with those curves and that jawline? Your standards are fucking nonsense

Bullet's not even my favourite Blazblue girl m9, your mind is just too high on shonenshit protags that you think a chick with short hair looks masculine

That's actually pretty nice. I still don't like that he's a fedora-wearing motherfucker in other games.

I think you're just faggots in denial.
I bet you like MK9 "girls" too.

i bet you like sucking hairy balls, begone fool

t. Blizdrone

Lol

user I know that cowtits are disgusting but seriously

They have feminine faces. Unlike that dyke.

Don't insult my waifu you fucking faggots

Maybe not a terrible design but it's real fucking bland and boring for someone who's supposed to be this half-bird mutant woman.

different character too, its bullets outfits you arne't even paying attention

BUT tenryuu might fall under some realm of design where she's a fluke that shouldn't be good, everything in kancolle but tenryuu is fantastic


also could easy be mistaken for sarah from virtua fighter or nina from tekken

Your waifu a cute. I bet she must be a very loyal and caring woman.

Thread is full of faggots.


That is a fucking great design in general and a pretty good image in particular. Get fucked homo.

You can warp the text more around the curvature of the hat.

That is my favorite miku design.

Oh yeah, well she is, a best, I bet you have great taste as well you motherfucker

My favorite Miku has my dick crammed inside her

What isn't? Furthermore, how do you figure her Xrd design is "deformed?"


Bullet always looked fine to me. It's impractical, but most of Blazblue is impractical.

Miku in general is god-tier design. I hate her actual voice though.


Keks were had, thank user.


Is that a PS2 screenshot?

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I'm sorry I don't like your generic blonde bimbo who could be anybody with how much identity she has

Game, set, match.

Holy fuck, I thought those were all the same person even after expanding the thumbnail. I had to read the text before I realized it was supposed to be different people. Truly, Cleopatra Jones is the new bald marine.

source?

can't be understated how shitty shantae is, how awful the games are, and how banal the fanbase is

She's from Cat Girl Without Salad. Basically trying to be nu-Nickelodeon for the lol so random xD! crowd.

wayforward.com/games/cat-girl-without-salad-amuse-bouche/

okay, but, wait—kebako is intentionally shit. I'm not disputing that she's a horrible character design but that was the entire point. have you played the game?

while trying to tap into the "xdd Japanese games always have weird names liek why is it called final fantasy if there's 15 of them?? or what's a Xrd? Automata? What does that even meeeean xDDD"

please just die or something

I think it's finished, although I kinda want to put something there for Mercy; her design is so shameless I don't know where to start.


WayForward develops video games. That game was a promotion during a humble bundle event in June of last year.

You don't seem very bright.

This exact same fucking thread was had two weeks ago.

These exact same fucking posts were made then too.

see

That's impressive considering this is my first time seeing this thread concept. Great minds think alike, eh?

that's because none of this is real

welcome to the machine, it's a biological machine we're all trapped inside of and it is bleeding to death

It's almost as if

now bear with me here,

but

it's almost as if

multiple people can reach the same conclusions. Holy fucking SHIT, son. What a concept.

Factually, yes. It was gotten right in something that had plenty of other problems, ironically.

You need to stay pastel in order to keep the saturation from clashing, and a median tone helps blend it all together. Neopolitan ice cream is the perfect example of how to do white and pink without looking like a 6 year old girl's bedroom.

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Make me nigger.

catgirl without salad was a single image produced as an april fool's joke. cristina vee and jake kaufman (virt) were sitting around talking about it with some of the wayforward folks during a voice session on Shantae and she thought it was hilarious, so they decided to make a teaser for the game to see if anyone was actually interested in buying a full game. that's why the demo that was released was called "amuse-bouche", which basically means "appetizer".

the entire game is nothing but a non-stop parody of game tropes. kebako herself is a walking satire of ridiculously overdone everything-but-the-kitchen-sink DONUT STEEL original characters, and a wholly unlikeable character, but that's sort of the point. it's satire.

the game wasn't good and it's pretty unlikely that the full game will ever be made or released, but don't present it as some kind of "lol wayforward sucks" example—that's like watching natalie portman on SNL and deciding she can't act. you disingenuous jizz geniuses.

pic related, it's the original april fool's day image.

jews

can point to everything else they've made, all astonishingly unoriginal and mediocre, you're better off in every situation playing the games they rip off instead of their shit interpretations

WayForward shills and damage control out in full force today.


Creating garbage ironically is still creating garbage, just fyi.

bet you wish you were him so you could get your asshole cummies, pedofag

Jake Kaufman is a composer, not a game developer you fucking moron.

bet you wish you were him so you could get your asshole cummies, pedofag

Whatever you say faggot.

The big difference is I wouldn't happy jam my cock in Wall E

I really have never seen a group of people so resistant to trying something better. reminds me of wakfu fans

Only the themes was a satire, not the quality.

This place is rapidly turning into 4chan.

Look, I know you feel threatened that people are insulting your favorite ~*progressive*~ devs, but a bunch of people pointing at turds and calling them shit isn't any kind of affront on your liberal sensitivities. Calm your trans-tits.

Your argument is that WayForward's games are bad, right? So why haven't you provided any arguments?

play the superior original unless you really prefer wendy every witch way over metal storm like some sort of faggot

GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TITTYSUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU RIDICULOUS WAIFUING BONER DRONER ASS BISCUITS.

JUST BECAUSE IT MOVES DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FUCK IT.
JUST BECAUSE YOUR STUPID ASS COULD FIND A WAY DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

THERE'S NO FUCKING EXCUSE THIS TIME EITHER, THIS ISN'T LIKE YOUR STUPID BASTARDIZATION OF ALL THINGS /M/ WITH GYNOID WAIFU'S LIKE AEGIS, BASTION IS FUCKING /M/.

WANTING TO FUCK BASTION IS LIKE LOOKING AT A GOD DAMNED ZOGOK AND THINKING
"GEE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? STICKING MY FUCKING DICK IN THAT THINGS EXHAUST PIPE"

Do you mean the NES platformer with the mech and gravity shifting? Shantae doesn't have a gravity shifting mechanic, so I have no idea what you mean. I'm trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here, but you've up to (8) shitposts now and not one of them makes a lick of sense.

so diverse

Fuck "mascot characters", specifically shitty little animal things with an "attitude". Look at this shit, it's like a second-rate Dreamworks character.

This could not possibly be trying harder to be Ratchet.

You know what? Just about every fucking character from Killer Instinct looked like dog shit.


His character is a giant dick to everybody, yet you want to kill off the unlikable cast. The guy who was his English VA in CT and CS did a good job portraying Hazama being a giant ass-hole to everyone.

truly woke imho

I was about to get all huffy and puffy and "I'll hit u in the gabber swear on me nan" like but then I read that more attentively.
C'mon, man. She's not that bad. :^)

You're right, didn't even realize that. Now it's like a double layer of ripoff shit.

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learn to read you illiterate fuck

wow i fucked that up

that's a thicc tail

For some reason characters with random asymmetrical body parts bother me. Especially when they have no function, for example this deer-man who has a gigantic 5-foot-long claw hand.

the claw shoots evil

postin best boat.

I don't mind the Kancolle girls but goddamn does it fucking shit up the doujin scene
I find an h-manga from an artist I really like the style of and then 99% of their recent shit has [Kantai Collection] beside it, why can't I escape this hell?
Previously it was only 2hu I had to worry about.

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If it hasn't run its course, it's likely about to. Unless they pull some time travel shit and start making things like pirate shipgirls from ages ago, they're almost out of warships to depict.
Also, Kemono Friends seems to be all the rage these days.

But as for doujin artists focusing heavily on KC, I wouldn't be surprised if Kadokawa themselves are giving the artists some incentive to keep at it.

NO INCORRECT
HAESO IS NOT A BAD CHARACTER DESIGN IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM.

IT IS EXACTLY WHAT A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE TERROR OF DEATH WOULD CREATE FOR HIS AVATAR.

ALLCAPS IS CRUSE CONTROL FOR COOL

Shit, that's a fuckin old one, haven't heard that in fucking ages.

This was still a better design than anything in Overshit

and then there's this qt
stop bullying Battleborn

yo this chart is an incoherent mess of pictures, what the fuck is this

Presented without comment.

One of the two fuckable characters from Battleborn and voiced by Ashley Burch (lol).

Good job liking an ugly boy in a stupid hat.

who's the other one?

you're an ugly boy in a stupid hat

Your standards are low if you think that thing is fuckable.

Other than in-world magic shenanigans (or "fuck you no peeking" magic like what they do to Noel with her attire), I never understood why or how her tits never slipped out of that top, especially with her fighting style.

fuck you bitch, I bet your taste is shit

spoiler that shit user

wanna have gay sex, with hats on?

post dick pics, then decide

no

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Those are just everyday angels too, just wait until you see the main villains of part 3

Chapter 3 was a pain to behold.
The development should've sacked artists Delphinus and Setouchi for drawing this horrendous shit with their mediocre artwork.

That would imply anybody plays part three after it starts getting too weird.

What the fuck is this? Who designed this needs to either kill himself for releasing this trash into this world or get eye surgery for thinking that this is fine. It's like every trope of horrible designs in one. Reminds me of deviantart drawings by those autistic diaper loving sonic artists that attempted in making their first human OC.

I didI wanted Luka to have a happy life with his snake waifu

>Enjoy Setouchi's art even if it's full of sameface shit

Shhhh, let the butthurt flow through you.

Her visual design is factually coherent. You can dislike it, but it's artistically sound even by the limited objective measures there are for art.

How Harlus does look vs how harlus should look. His plate suit is the ugliest in the game (mod in pic 2 is narfs tranistional armor pack)

Looks kinda like a knock of of Guarayakha from Virtual On, complete with red-on-black extra eyes.

Forgot the picture

you say knock off, I say improvement

On behalf of /clang/ and everyone whose last name is not Burch, I say you have shit taste.

Your waifu is shit and so is your taste, kill yourself.

No, everyone was just chibi in the game. So they had heads the size of their bodies

Leather club is two block down.

lol
not even my waifu, but if you seriously think looks better than you need a reality check or maybe just kys weebfags

Consider suicide.

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Except Haseo's player is seventeen (or perhaps sixteen as of when he first set up his character? There's a timeskip of eight months) and "The Terror of Death" is a nickname others came up with for him, rather than something he named himself. You're right though; he's not the most mature person starting out, R:2 is an MMO (which tend to have silly looking armor/designs at times), and it's not as if he didn't already have edgy tendencies with his R:1 character (as Sora the backstabbing cunt), so it's not entirely unfitting him or the premise. Also hilarious that by the time he regains his Reaper extension and looks, his personality's shifted to the point of being one of the nicest characters around despite the "dark and edgy" visual vibe to him. He's also thankfully not the only person in R:2 with a silly looking design.

Edge Punisher Haseo avatar still looks best if you ask me.


BUT EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU HAVE TO STEER


KanColle is up there with Touhou and MLP as far as sheer bulk of artist attention goes. And at least 2hu has been around MUCH longer to the point it having so much fanart is kind of warranted. Boatsluts have only been a thing for four years and is already a nigh inescapable scourge.


The original didn't use a chalky enough font if you ask me.

user, the picture you posted looks like ice-cream.

Between that and Akuma is Tekken going to become "Harada's home for abused capcom characters"?

Did you read the post or filename?

The character's name is literally Neo, as in Neapolitan.

It's like you don't want to race the Ryloth Brightlands.

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I was under the impression that Samus was a normal woman that was RAISED by half-bird mutants things

Admittedly I was never a big meteoroid guy.

There's a bunch of doujins he's done that are pretty good and don't have weird shit.

She was genetically modified to incorporate some of their DNA. It's why she's the only one that their technology will interface with.

I didn't. Ice-cream isn't a good design. Im sorry but you can't make spaghetti man a good design.

it has nothing to with what she is, it's how she's designed, numbnuts. And she is designed UGLYYYYYY

I would fuck Mikoto's underboob but I still hate that outfit. The cloak she starts the fight off in looks way better than what she actually fights in. If they change of the boots and the coat straps I wouldn't mind her design.

and disproportionate, I should add. You calling the other design misshapen? That's a laugh. Get your eyes checked, weeb. Your perception is all messed up and shit.

Nigga, this color combination is as timeless as blue and orange contrast. Neapolitan icecream isn't where it was invented; she was just inspired by and named after it.

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That's dumb. Does the bird DNA give her super reflexes or a higher IQ or something? Because if the only reason she needed bird DNA was for their tech then they could have just updated their software.
Although it would explain why she still looks human, she wouldn't need a lot of their DNA just the specific sequence that their machines scan for.


spaghetti man… spaghetti MAN. You can make any girl look cute by giving her big eyes and a cute posture.

I believe it enhanced her reflexes and endurance as well. Maybe her senses, too. It's been a while since I read about it.

Pharrah is a mix of Iron Meng and Gravity Suit Seamus.
The healing chick is a mix of the Medic Marine from Starcraft Brood Wars and any young blond mother you can find like Zero Suit Shamus

They missed this one

Always related.

Oh fuck me. This is worst, most tumblr design from all the pastel garbage.

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Yes.

Bitches from tumblr co-opted pastel art design, it was a thing in 60's, just like they like to copy everything from the 60's for some reason.
You can see feminists wearing old american haircuts that were famous during the time when woman was still in the fucking kitchen.

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Really makes you think

Yeah, yeah, I know. I haven't found anything I prefer yet.


This. Don't let the cunts take what isn't theirs.

Anything by square enix.

Smart move on their part. Anything pastel/bleached colors is a very non-aggressive, neutral to the senses. The problem is that it's too passive. It becomes very forgettable very fast.

Kancolle is shit. All of it. Every atom, every molecule.

One of the most retarded things japan produced.

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Is there a case of a character design that is completely serviceable or even cool on its own, but when placed into context of the game makes no sense? Or the basic shapes/motifs that form the design betray what the character is supposed to evoke?
Using a fighting game as an example, a skinny edgelord that was a grappler instead of a rushdown character or a "weird guy" that played like a shotoclone instead of rolling around on the floor and doing some weird shit.
An example from an otherwise great game with great designs are the exploding robots from System Shock 2. Your only clue to their function is that they run right at you, but the average player will die to it right away since they don't know how dire it is not to kill it asap. It just seems unfair, and the only saving grace is the unique walking sound it makes to alert you. Serious Sam nailed the suicide enemy, and "boomer" type enemies do the same thing, just in a different way. You take one look at them and you know it's going to explode.

i thought you jrpg fags were into traps like that


tell me again how luso isn't the best overdesigned character ever

even when he's not flashing all that shit check this /fa/ as fuck dude

Nadine is actually kinda hot
in a jungle fever, I'd let her dominate me sort of way

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Which one is Nadine?

The world finally gets a spiritual successor to Advance Wars, and Chucklefish illustrate it with tumblr-tier schwarbage like this.

I'm going to guess it's the uncharted nigger, she's the one with the most white facial structure.

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They all are. They are all just the same tabula rasa character.

Nigger


If you replaced the faces with something remotely tolerable those would merely be in the forgettable-serviceable range, rather than the affront to vidya character art that they are.

Nobody's posted Castlevania Judgement yet?


Should just say "NOT THE SCUTTLEBUG" on the right.

from /htg/ with love

BLACK WOMEN DON'T FRO OUT THEIR HAIR

It's all weaves and toddler braids. It's almost as if devs don't know any black people.

Mafia 3 takes place in the late 60s when afros were big, but the rest, eh, they don't have that excuse.

He was okay until they took the mask off. That isn't even the worst character in that game.

I actually looked for some of this trash's art but all I saw was it sucking horse dicks and taking multiple horses anally. Some taste you have, dork.

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I like Jlullaby's art too

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This looks even worse than the recent Boulder Dash remake, and that's saying something.

you know nothing

I guess I'm not seeing some of these relations. Like Symmetra and tube dude are both autistic but that's their only similarity. Symmetra is an autist that wants to bring order to the world while the other one is being molested to try to control robots. That's not really taking inspiration from each other.

Literally Poochy the Dog.

Everyone look at this

This is important

He's the best looking character in the game
I know that's not saying much but still

kek

That mask looks properly insane though. If a bank robber wearing that mask asked me to get the fuck down, I probably would.

< it was then that user realized that this was not a jest

It's actually almost painful to look at that picture.
Also:

more liek

Really?
Good lord…

Yeah, here's a video.

also,
lol

Devs, trannies. their army of supporters: all mental. Trannies look/sound/are objectively laughable. The devs created this character to condition gamers into viewing trannies in a positive light - but they can't do that when the source material is so clearly defective. So what they've produced is just as cringey and weird as real life trannies - and this is all any sane person can think when encountering such people in real life, or in a terrible piece of leftist propaganda that calls itself a game.

The tranny issue really should be what destroys any credibility the left might seem to have (particularly as they're foisting this shite - along with faggotry - upon children). 'Transgenderism' as a moral cause really gives the lie to what the left are all about. It so perfectly illustrates that they are not actually about lifting up the unfortunate, or ensuring opportunities are available to all: but about elevating freakishness and thus, rendering society as sick as they are.

I would contend that it's not so much "the left" but more accurately the postmodern left. The pomo left hates institutions and organizations, as well as tradition, so of course they want to elevate the freak and the unnatural. They think they have tamed all of nature and must find something new to conquer.

Can you post a webm?
I curious what the content of that video is.

I don't really know how to make webms, sorry.

Literally all of the left tows the progressive line. The best that even lefty/pol/ can manage is an appeal to disregard all manifestations of 'identity politics'. The fact that this is generally delivered as a counter to any mention of insane things like multiculturalism or transgenderism, belies a tacit support thereof: the message being 'don't touch them - their ours'.

The whole thing looks straight from the 3d nes emulator

Every character in the game looks like they have some sort of hormonal imbalance. I suspect that Cliffy B. may actually be mentally ill…

Whatever you say, Clifford…

he didn't say he isn't a cuck, he just said the term 'cuck' is shitty.

really makes you think.

Good luck with the launch, Clifford…

This cod piece looks fucking impractical, it must feel weird to have it dangling around your legs. What's the use of this?

best lode runner was the sierra one with the cannibals.

Every new character design past the first game got. Worse and worse.