Christmas Cakes and Aras

The NiER thread went to shit, so I'll make it here to scare off the goons and trap posters.
Give me games where I can fight as a thick ara or a christmas cake. Bayonetta was fucking god tier with that, and so was senran kagura.
I need more games though, pic related.

the fuck does that even mean

FUCK OFF KIKE

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fuck off goon

dont know her age but this sorceress bitch is thicc as fuck.

Milf.

I need me a good milf

Niggers aren't welcome here


Your mother is available

Your mother is available? Give me her.

I hate sharing space with children and redditors. I really hate it.

It's newspeak for milf

You couldn't handle her.

No, it is the opposite of a MILF. A MILF has to be a mother, a woman who has been romantically successful. A cake is a woman who has gone stale: single and above the age of 25. It's a sexualized spinster, closer to "cougar" than MILF as MILF has a social role while "cougar" is simply an age category.

fuck off

isn't it more like used goods/sloppy seconds or something that's past its due-date, therefore implying there's something wrong with her?

Unless you take the M in milf as Mature. And no, she only needs to be fertile, dumb and drunk or some combination of the three.


I know. Wrongthink is definitely not kosher.

No shit you faggot.

being either blatantly uninformed or plain retarded is definitely not kosher

Shit fetish

And yet I'm not the one who'd rather go snowflake with made up pronouns than use the established language.


I agree but don't forget underage.

And the point was it doesn't mean the same thing you underage fuck.

Triggered newfag detected

Love the angst.

Over 25 and unmarried. A girl past her sell by date if you will.

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We definitely need more aras and cakes in vidya.

but user i like both.

Why are people into "thick ara"s
Just fuck a fat bitch if you want an out of shape, flabby body