I'll make you wish you hadn't burned a time before

I'll make you wish you hadn't burned a time before

I'll live through this in a manner cursed at my own accord

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ded community

Dead thread.

I prefer to do the sucking.

that's incredibly cute.

get that first. if you like it, get mankind divided. human revolution is one of the best games I've ever played. you'll love it, probably.

of course. the dlc is worth getting too, by the way.

WAKE ME UP
WAKME UP INSIDE
I CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this is news to me

you should see the looks you're getting.

vocaroo.com/i/s1PMEamXGSHO

i tried

Do you have any of Eva's text walls about how he's literally go because ghosts said so of whatever?
I think I missed all those and I wanna get a good laugh.

is it? is it really?

It would always wake me up because my face would get too hot or I'd end up with hair in my nose or mouth.
So I'd just push her to the other pillow again and then cycle of her scooting towards my face to lay on would start anew.

my cat doesn't do that, but she does frequently wake me up when she decides she wants another round of face on face contact. it's actually a very stressful way to wake up. I always think I'm being attacked. and sometimes she literally is attacking me, because my long hair is like a cat toy to her.

If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it, and I won't respond to it.


I am sure they are saved somewhere, but finding them would prove to be onerous because he changed names regularly.

Odd way to see it, but I'll take what I can get.

~n o~

Uh, noted.

Also Witcher's so much cash ;; What DLC to get?

I move my feet a lot during my sleep so all cats I've ever had made it a reoccurring thing to straight up latch onto a toe through the sheets/covers.

all the dlc

Is that to say you won't?

Well, the search function in that archive is broken, so I cannot do it.

I haven't paid this much for a game since Modern Warfare 2 on the 360.

it has like hundreds of hours of content

Just put it on your wishlist and it'll be in one of the publisher sales soon enough.

Well fuck.

Guess I'll just go watch more Kuma Miko.

Or resume capping the first episode.

why is she so perfect? I want a dakimakura of her.

sometimes I am bad at expressing what I'm trying to say. it was absolutely meant as a good thing.

exactly.

heart of stone is great. I haven't played blood and wine yet but considering how amazing the entire rest of the game is I can't imagine it would not be worth getting.

cats are so adorable. I want more cats now.

Good luck. We are all counting on you.


I had not realized this is something that is missing from my life.

The Director's Cut of HR is $20 and it includes all of the DLC.

enjoy the empty feeling now ironically filling me up.

That's currently though, it's on sale on Steam.


Eh, sure, gonna get it.

You're going to become a creepy cat dude that lives alone with like 40 cats shitting everywhere.

you wont regret it

if you're worried about price you should start with human revolution. you'll put less time into it as well, since that was something you brought up.

40 is very excessive. have you seen that animal hoarders show? it's painful to watch, but weirdly entertaining.

I may have misread and thought you were talking about Deus Ex: HR, not Witcher.
I have the first two and never played them.

Is it okay to play without having played the other Witcher games?

yes. it actually is. you'll be a little lost, but not nearly as much as you'd think. there's plenty of organic exposition worked in to geralt's interactions with recurring characters.

yes. it is incredibly easy to grasp and understand

and it stands on it's own well

if you can accept that some of the characters have a history with the main character then you should be set

the first is apparently pretty unplayable but I loved the second one.

People that have their homes that are nothing but litter boxes for countless cats disgust me.
It's just so unsanitary. And how do they not notice that rancid smell?

Oh you've gotta be shitting me


Better hope not.


I just got it.


I'll do DXHR later!

I even have the first installed currently.
Still no interest in playing it, though.

its like my favorite game of 2015

hope your pc is beefy

$19.95+tax for head pats


Don't judge me okay I like cheesy sometimes. lol


A lot of the times the older vets just like someone to listen to them and I do that.
Vietnam vets have the best jokes.

Still waiting on that ice cream.

the most horrible thing is I think they just get used to it. in one episode when they were rounding up the cats they found like 3 or 4 dead ones just burried in animal waste. it was horrifying.

good. just delete some games you never play any more to fix the space issue.

I doubt it's worth it. again, the second one is very good.

Its fine by me, y'all know I am all about that :P

Get your own damn ice cream.
You can drive yourself to the grocery store.


I might play it eventually.
I have both installed, apparently.

hardocp.com/images/articles/1442758859TI3n7Rv0Fc_4_1.gif

I should be ok, not sure if cpu is ok enough


I already deleted a handful of anime I completed and don't get from animebytes and games I stopped playing ;;

Damn.

welp they have a return policy now.

i doubt youll need it though

gotta get another hd then. I have like 3tb total on both of mine and before the middle of next year I expect I'll need to get another 2tb drive.

Blood and wine is like 40 hours long, hearts of stone is around 10. Both very good, although I thought the tones of hearts of stone was more interesting.

You people hype it too much, so it's probably good.

goodness. that is good to know.

That's more than all of New Vegas kek


Soon(TM)

the main game of witcher 3 can last for like 80 hours or more, and that's just a single playthrough. you'll most likely enjoy new game plus as well.

What is this...?

that cant be counting side missions

i recorded your song

assuming you do a good number of them. I should have said "at least" instead, because that's what I meant.

anyway are you hyped for cyberpunk

wow
fucking hell loco

I actually haven't heard much about it, but I've heard enough to know that yes, I am. let's hope it is as entertaining and full of content as we have come to expect from them.

Alright alright I'm gonna get started this weekend-ish.

I JUST SAID THAT

good girl.

...

Now to figure out what to throw away

there's bound to be more games you don't play any more.

umm, back the FUCK OFF????!??!!!??!!!

Ironic autism is still autism.

Listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=8zH2JP4LgaE


Whats your favorite kind?


imgur.com/j75vIc8

Yeah it was pretty long, it also had two different paths towards the end. One of the release trailers for the main game way back then actually turns out it takes place just after the blood and wine DLC, with the bruxa being one of the characters in it. youtu.be/VF7kqc7th0A

Yeah I suppose it's pretty lengthy. It's all new content in a new area too, hearts of stone is still on the old map.

then there is no hope for any of us.

i wish cupcake was swallowed as a sperm instead

Richard Burns Rally turned out to be 20+ GB, Fallout 4 a shit too so bye that too.

always so tsun

that should free up quite a bit of space.

I'm excited to play it when I eventually go back to finish the game.

love you babe

ill never forget cancun

Rum Raisin or Mint Chocolate.

Yeah, it's "allocating disk space" now

...

hype train engaged.

Will it be a Boo x Cupcake x Soto x Ian at AX with Cupcake on the receiving end of all three?

...

I probably am not going to bother going.

Vastly overpriced.

I demand a discount.

It'll take another century before downloading is finished, I suppose.

hopefully

good job brits

proud of u

I hope it takes two.

cuz I'll be too busy bangin' your mom

delete this post or i leave forever

How posh.

Mint chocolate chip is one of my favs too.


Like it?
Just dont listen to it while driving lol

im sorry

cuz I'll be too busy bangin' your mom

you should be. go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

Rum Raisin is great.
You shut your whore mouth.

...

*rubs cheeks*

ni ni thread
will catch you tomorrow morning before my grand hurrah


sounds good
anyway leaving for the night.
probably chat to you monday or something.
leaving for a while
social shit.

You're just afraid of Soto going to feed you GHB or something.

it just seems like a lot of effort. and you guys would all hate me in real life any way.
I'm not nearly as charming and witty.

Don't worry.
You can take his place in the orgy.

Neenee

im even better irl

a genuine concern, actually.

not where everyone can see, geez emily.

see ya, scoots.

hard to imagine you being much better.

youre just being naice

you know I would never do that.

Maybe Grim will come and manhandle you.

Speaking of the dude he's not been around right

It wouldn't be wasted effort.

Don't go deciding what I'd hate, Cake Fart. I'd hate missing this opportunity.

He quit.

He'd just go for no homo platonically cuddling Cupcake, you bigot.
It's NOT GAY for two dudes to spoon.

yeah haven't seen him since his goodbye post, and he removed me on steam.

I didn't know I had grown on you so much in such a short time. there's a lot of time between then and now, my mind is not made up entirely either way yet.

if I'm one of the guys it gets pretty gay pretty fast. regardless of intentions.

there is literally nothing gay about cuddling

i know you would

Nice.


Platonically inserting his phallus shaped thing in Cups bum.


Oh he really quit! When was that?

shh. don't let others know.

couple weeks ago I think. time is always a blur for me.

I was going to reply with "I'll leave my whore mouth open thanks"

But this sounds awful...


Niniâ„¢ Scoots

You spend too much time here. College/uni/work beginning any time soon?

way too much, I know. I work on weekdays. my days are relatively short though.

Then you underestimate yourself.

You always gotta make it gay, faglord.


How's it gay for a man to stick his stick in another man?
You're just being a homophobic bigot.


Go for it.
You'll find you a new chocodaddy at this rate.

its too late

its out there

it's an unfortunate side effect of hating almost everything about yourself.

I'm kinda semi-looking forward to interning full time.

maybe no one noticed.

>>>/tumblr/

I basically just work enough to keep my basic needs met. I don't care for much else anyway.

...

The sad part is I've actually been called a bigot for saying two dudes literally fucking was gay.
It's astounding.

But waht about the wife and kids!


I'm so glad I live in a country where people are level headed.

Aw, come on. I'll be there.

I don't have either of those. if I did I'd make them work so I don't have to work more than I already do.

You shitters are more SJW than we are.

...

I'm going to try and split a room with Grim.
He's the main reason I want to go.

Will you do the neck-chop thing if I go

Cupcake, just go to AX.
Think of the mad anime girl pussy you'll be swimming in.
And by that I mean all the dudes in drag that Soto chases.

delete our numbers from your phone

Yes.
I would actually do that.


k

...

Gay people are generally accepted and acknowledged as such and there's no need to twist realities to fit in for them, so there isn't as much rampant tumblrism. Hadn't seen it in uni, at least.


Smart man.

he's the glue holding this community together

actually that might be pretty fun. I dunno. I'm honestly not leaning either way yet. there's a lot of pros and cons.

That's not nice. Why would you ;_;

a rare thing to be accused of. I'm not sure I like it.

Go for a cute trap bf

Hardly, but he is still one of my best friends.
And potential lovers.


Physical violence is funny.

But I'm a 4" defenseless wimp.

Gross.
I never had one.

been there, done that. blew up in my face spectacularly.

I dunno.
One of the other Dutch people here that was at uni used to always complain about all the rampant femnazis and "you are literally oppressing gays by not sucking their dicks, bigot" tier retards in Amsterdam. Said person was gay too.

So close to some pity.

I see how it is. always second fiddle to the brown ones.

Go steal all the hmm's so Cupcake can't get any then.

NO.

...

I don't want to inflate his ego too much because I know he can see this now that we said his name, but he is very important to me. It would be hard to usurp his place.

...

Literally? Lewd.

Otherwise what went wrong

I mean mentally unstable people are cool right


Man.


Maybe the Northernlings are just more idiotic. I never ventured more north than Rotterdam.

just realized i'm getting surgery tomorrow
i dont even want to get drugged for this

you pick some odd people to get so attached to.

Oh, eat me.

Literally nothing has changed and the only mentions of him are openly mocking him.

Are you going to get cybernetically enhanced?

it's hard for two mentally unstable people to last. along with the myriad other reasons.

at least I got to have a lot of sex with him first.

you'll look cool, like seal.

too hairy

It's a bad habit of mine.
Some of my closest friends now were monsters back then.
It's an odd cycle.

I like grim too, but yeah, this.

kinda jelly

Admit you love talking to me.


I could shave.

Isn't Amsterdam by GDP and population, the majority of the Netherlands?

I was hoping you'd take the bait and mention that I'm one of those people so I could say "see, my point exactly"

honestly if I could do it over again I'd just pass on the whole thing.

HA! I might be a dumb ass, but I'm not entirely absent minded.

if only. theyre already working on my eye so why not


people probably wont even notice it tbh
hopefully

It's just weird.
There's not a single person who'd really change anything if they just stopped posting/existing altogether.
The ones that believe they're such integral parts of anything are generally the most insignificant.

wait how did the dentist go. I missed if you mentioned.

they'll all notice all the time. they'll just be too polite to say anything. but they'll notice.

Certainly.

Actually I never really interacted with people from that area. Or basically anybody north of the Maas.

Face is numb, but a lot better than last time.

...

What's gonna get fixed?


*petpet* there there it's daijabou

on the whole, this is entirely accurate. obviously some people would feel the difference more than others, but just as a general rule every single person here is completely interchangeable from a broad strokes perspective, to the way the threads operate from day to day at least.

So you're just a rural turnip farmer in southern Netherlands?

see, told you it would be fine. you big baby.

it'll be fiiine.

it's getting there, yeah.

Are you having trouble talking this time too?

I didnt' say it was fine.
Just it was better.


Somewhat. I only got 6 shots instead of 14.

he always has trouble with all the dog cock in his mouth at any given time.

shh.

shh.

It's that weird arrogance of "I alone am the community" that is just all so loathsome.
Which I'm sure you've experienced as much in the pony threads.

*Smush*

He's been trying to get the old mans hmm's?

cancer


worrying me

That's more in the west, there's probably chickens and pigs here, probably. And then there's the whole philips/asml thing.

Gross


Can you eat and stuff?

Just curious.

oh yes. there was plenty of that. that one person I've mentioned to you before, who has the cult now, came back a few times after leaving and every time expected to be treated like some kind of god and would get angry when of course that didn't happen and leave again.

and of course aeris was one of the prime examples of this.
in spite of being nearly universally disliked.
the word "delusion" doesn't even come close to covering him.

wow rude

I was only kidding anyway.

Get a one-night stand trap bf on AX next time just to spite Soto.


Best of luck!

I alone am this community.
If you don't like it you can gtfo my threads.

My jaw is sore, but I'm sure I could.

to spite him? I'm sure he'd be the one finding the trap for me. he'll need to find one that tops though.

He's stealing your hmm's.
Go after him.


I have no idea what the last part means.

the earlier comment about dog dicks is ringing in my ears

you need to stop trying to ruin my hmm supply, asshole.

Harr harr.

Wait you're the bottom here?

wat

wat wat

it never gets old squash. never ever.

I have literally never topped in my life.

Technology! Like the machines making the silicone-y stuff in your computer/laptop/phone.

You are a hmm whore.
You need to stop your addiction.


Oh, so a foundry.
I didn't know the Netherlands had plants for that.

...

Wew I never thought of you being a bottom.

*pets*

Cupcake,

I can stop any time I want to. you shut up.

this image is one of your best right now.

you really never did? I've not exactly made it much of a secret that every time I've tried to top I go soft pretty fast.

needy af today

I like this one a lot.

I could get all the hmm's if I so desire...
But cupcake can have them too


Cupcake is a butt*
ftfy

No, not a foundry, like the suppliers for the machines for the foundries.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASML_Holding

And, next week, I'm gonna be in the middle of all this *~*

that art style works really well with undertale characters.

I thought you'd be somewhat averagely of the thread.

Lexi ignored my demands for a discount.

M-more...


At least he gives me headpats.

Hmph.

I need to find the artist.

You need help.


Stop the flow of hmm's.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semiconductor_fabrication_plant

I was thinking like this.
Closely related industries at least.

nope. at least so far I'm a total bottom. who knows what the future may hold. that's half the fun.

more? are you serious right now?
man I need more headpat images I guess

...

*autist

yeah, but fuck that shit.

Hey.
Shut up.

I'm surprised you haven't saved the Rem webm I post at you whenever you tell me to.

...

Fucking shit is gross, you fag.
I know you're into butt stuff but that's just gross.

Nah, NL is more for development than production.

I'm gonna do shit for this part of this company: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synopsys#Numerical_Technologies

Apparently big names like Intel and such rely on this.

I will save it now. please give it to me.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name is randy

...

Can I try you out

*Randy

I'll try to keep my fetishes to myself from now on. a thousand pardons.

I remember this.

Brown

I wouldn't object

...

thank you.

We gonna Overwatch, or should I just begin my Witcher 3 adventure?


You saved it off of tumblr, so it should be easy to find.

let's fukken do it

I would play a bit.

witcher 3

Ah, fair enough.
Doesn't sound too bad.


You should stop being a degenerate and give into a live of abstinence to keep yourself free of sin.

...

Are you trappy tho

fuck you guys

Boys, boys the magical fruit. The more you eat the more they shoot.


chocolate taste!

I hate my friends.

Zombies would have no need of defecation because they are by definition dead organisms, and thus do not actually gain nutrients from food. Jiangshi in particular devour people's life force, not their actual flesh, so they would have even less of a reason to excrete.

This smells of a devious trap to get me to touch Yoshika's butt! I won't do it!

Just ban him.

...

...

what a fukken tool

that's all for now

not particularly. I could dress in girl's clothes for you though.

Not you.

...

...

mk

Also there's an MSD lab in my town, so I don't live in the sticks that much.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merck_&_Co.

Also if shit happens we'll probably be one of the first to turn in zombies.

Does that not count as spam?

Jesus is literally crying right now.

[excited incoherent sounds]

That'll do, I suppose.

Shower and probably sleep for me!

Cup and Test can die.

scum

I'd a Rukia.

That's more or less what my future job will be.

Don't accidentally stab yourself while developing a magical catch-all medicine.

The majority are just salaried lab people or people directly involved with the various stages of testing.
So the risk would be pretty damn minor.

Well
Who wouldn't?

brb


not gonna be oneof those people in white lab coats?

Homosexuals.
Or people who realize you can't have sex with an anime girl.

More than likely, probably.

HOLY SHIT I HAD WARHEADS IN MY BACKPACK!?


The statement is "I would."
The implication is if they were to exist.

A MAN CAN DREAM HARRY

have a nice sleep, emily.

:3

Fine I'm here

...

Give me half of that pizza.

too late

WRYYYYYYY

im a fatty

I HOPE IT GOES STRAIGHT TO YOUR ASS

its bad enough

The pizza or your saggy butt?

both?

I'll go straight to the ass. :^)

Shit

Neat now I don't want pizza anymore and am content with a delicious sandwich made from loneliness.

Nice try Rin
We all know you went psychotic and cut your pee pee off years ago during ritual fetish intercourse so that Satan would make you an anime gril.

what about my butt

murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder
murder

What about it?

Murder


Shit, how did you know!?

Pls response

Are you eatin good, taking your vites?
AUGUST 24 -
Take care of yourself boy

gdi

nuthin

Backu

How was OW

the percocet fairy came

Kind of think Murder should use Dio Brando as an avatar now.


UH, UH... UHM...
Don't look around your house or anything.
Especially not in the lamps, sockets, and light fixtures.

It's knot my concern, so I don't see why you'd assk.

wanna play OW with my friendos

Ohh is that the girl from the bully porn anime?

Soto are you a nice person

was rather dumb of me

I-uh... this is a lot to take in, Yan.

I didn't know our friendship had advanced to this point.


Wh-what?

I mean, she is from the anime where life decides to constantly shit all over her every chance it gets.

And it's all played for comedy.

That's nothing out of the ordinary.

...

That has pink hair and I don't even like it.

sure

...

its very vain

DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE
THE YOUNG TURKS JUST DON'T GET IT

Doesn't the bear mind break her or something at the end. She basically chooses to be retarded

You just want to see more dicks.

Oh.
Yes.

Pretty sure that's the entire premise of it.

Poor girl can't get a break.

I'm not your friend.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

I see you also saw the Sargon "Well THAT'S stupid" of the day.

loli Yuno Gasai spin-off when

I don't like it. Does it even have a cute butthole?
Probably not.

ily murder
have my babies

...

the young turks are retards, for real though.

Finish caves yet?

ill post this dyke then

Never(TM)

Soto, I can't response you.
I'm becoming like my spirit animal and not existing.


O-okay...

I am just disgusted by how the Sainted Harambe was treated while he spent his stay on Earth. This tale is a modern day expansion of my own faith, and is a immediate call back to historical accounts of Jesus Christ.
The fact that you would say that I'm using this obvious disaster for some lustful act is simply disgusting.
#DICKSOUTFORHARAMBE #JUSTICE4HARAMBE

So bully porn


What would we name it?

I'm saying your lust for seeing dicks outweigh the recent meme of black people being offended by the niggest of the species being shot.

OH MY GOD
SHE'S A CANNIBAL?!

There is no God

You are welcome to get to know me however.
/id/ravengodcalls/

annabelle

yeah she likes to eat girls

There is, you're looking at her.

I think you mean
She likes to eat PUSSY

That plot was shit and I will not acknowledge it.

nope. I'm slow these days. I'm really enjoying it so far though.

Hm hm hmm.

We traded a decent gorilla for its lesser kin.

who doesnt

I'm uh...
Not good at getting to know people, or making conversation.


Remember.

The OVA fixed it tho

if you didnt mean the ova

These are just baseless accusations.


They are worse nowadays then what they used to be.


I miss Harambe

Well, the chinese don't like to bring it up.

Me neither. It's fine.
I talk to moogs for fuck's sake, I mean c'mon.

The OVA was literally just the cut off ending.
The OVA was just fucking on-disc DLC pretty much
Fuck that anime.

Hm hm hm hm hmmmm.

No one misses Harambe more than me

I'm Lostalgia.

it is nice anime

like probably me second or third anime

i think

oh this percocet is niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HMPH HPMPH HMHMBHM

Too cute.

I know Rin, I just added you, calm down sweetie.

Your favorite animes are all shit so that doesn't surprise me.

I wonder if you can tolerate larger dicks/objects during anal while on pain killers.
Logic dictates the answer is probably.

Just making sure.

dude i need to know this

ikr

...

...

?

I recently watched a video where someone disproves this theory. at least with chunk or whatever his name is. apparently he's always been a total asshole. they haven't changed as much as you probably have. you've grown and learned and realized how horrible they are.

tuck me in pls

multiple hmms.

Oh wudja lookat dat
I'm all out of (you)s to give.

...

Go away.


What of them.

...

...

I enjoyed getting so many in one post.

enjoy melting

the fan actually does a decent job, but after a few hours it's just not enough.

You're certainly an odd one.

...

hello emily

well yeah, duh.

morgen 35c H Y P E

sleep soon bye

nnf

bye bye. sleep well.

Curiously proud of such a thing.

drink so you forget the temperature.

or put ice cubes in your neck like me.


dit is gvd jakarta niet, ik blijf binnen

not proud. I'm not really proud of anything about myself other than my hair and my ability to listen. everything else I either loathe or am apathetic but accepting about.

drinking water is something I need to do more of.

I can't argue against drinking water but that's not what I meant, ugh why'd you have to

Apathy works.

Don't pretend you're a nerd enough that that's actually nnf worthy.
At least not for my sake.

whaat?
it works

CUPCAKE CUPCAKE.
SIX IS TOO MANY.
SUCK THE SOUR OUT!

are you encouraging me to drink alcohol on a work night? tokai, stop being a bad influence.

it's my oldest friend besides depression.

I love that song, personally. that rendition didn't deserve the nnf that I prematurely gave, but it was still good.

???

...

Don't forget alcohol now.

this image is delightful

alcohol is not as old of a friend, but it's certainly my favorite of the trio.

Lol!

Shit.
Now I have to eat the seventh too.


Fair enough.

you are a crazy person. that's just too many.

..only a liiitlle..

Simply saying not to forget it.

I guess I do deserve it for goading you into drinking so much.

still, I've been doing okay enough that I have no need to self medicate on workdays for now. weekends I'll still drink like crazy, of course.

I'd never forget such a wonderful thing.

I used to be able to go through, like, 20 of these in a sitting when I was a kidlet.

New.