SATURDAY NIGHT, MUTHAFUCKA

Yet another one edition

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First

I'll start.
Either Darksiders II (DEATHinitive Edition (who the fuck named it this)) or something else, maybe I'll read. Dunno. Probably will play some Serious Sam HD TSE with friends later.
Twin Peaks, just finished season 1.
Up & Beyond by Wildcat! Wildcat!
Holla Forums, but I'm considering finally starting LOTR since I bought a really nice box set a few months ago.
Domino's Double cheese pizza
Water for now
Wouldn't you like to know,Phil.:^)
Alright I guess. Looking forward to a late night gaming. Friend from college that's been in the military is finally on Steam again, and we talked to him a bit over Discord.


OH FUCK

Guilty Gear
TAS of Mario Party minigames
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Holla Forums posts, I guess.
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sprite
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conflicted regarding what I should spend my money on during the steam sale, since what I wanted to buy doesn't run well on my PC, and I don't have the spare cash for 2 steam cards to buy the game.

Do you have Gmod or Serious Sam or EYE Divine Cybermancy?

More Skullgirls. Found a couple of ways to extend my Big Band and Valentine combos, so i'm polishing that up for now.
MAXOUT Skullgirls tourney 15/04.
Nothing right now.
Holla Forums and Holla Forums mostly.
Ham and cheese toastie.
Cappucino.
Nothing right now, we'll see about later.
Better than yesterday. I actually got a good night's sleep and what I thought was going to be a gout flare-up was nothing.

Resident Evil Director's Cut, advanced mode. New hunter placement is kicking my ass when I get rooms with three of em at once.
Probably For a Few Dollars More later tonight. Been putting that off too long.
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Shitloads of dialogue in Fate/Extra god damn you can really tell this is a successor to a visual novel.
Eggplant parmesan and some hot wings god damn.
Pepsi Fire. Tastes awful.
Haven't yet
Pretty good. This is the last Saturday I have to work for the summer so I'll be doing some hardcore chilling on the weekends from now on.

Spyro 3 and Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA), nothing else is interesting me at the moment.
Not much right now. A donkey Kong parody if that counts
Rave.DJ albums. I'm an ass for not working on then again sooner
Also, bomberman hero.
Too many songs to list
Nothing today
I ate rotisserie chicken, romaine lettuce, tomato, a bagel shaped bread thing and some slices of thin turkey ham
Water
I want to fap, what should I fap to?
Horny. Always horny.

Psi Ops
Nothing
Nothing
Maybe some nonfiction later
Pizza with pineapple
Anything really
Never
I attended an anime convention recently and I suddenly feel a strong dislike towards anything anime related, also my phone is apparently made by fucking commies ewww

I have Gmod, but I haven't touched it since 2014.
I don't own any Serious Sam games or EYE.

Steam Summer Sale is killing me, spent over 100 dollery doos already. Maybe some NieR Automata.
Nothing
DLed stuff
The INTP Quest
Chicken
Water
Please Jesus no, I have Mass in the morning.
Quit my job today, so good.

Quantum Conundrum
Roommate aqcuired "The Dark Crystal", so maybe that in the near future.
M.U.L.E. Theme (NTSC)
Just finished Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.
Ramen, chips and ice cream.
Mello yello (pic not related)
thicc 2d booty
Quite content.

What the hell is Pepsi fire?

How long has your friend served?
Shower at least every 2 days, user.

Do you typically have a bad nights sleep? I do, because of lack of exercise. I ran a small bit today and I feel nice.
What kind of cappuccino?

Why would commies support capitalism? Weird. Also, I know that feel.
You shouldn't let a fanbade ruin what you love though.

Suicide Barrels is possibly the greatest game mode for Gmod ever created.
EYE is fun with friends not sure about single player personally.
As for Serious Sam, you really only need the main 3 games. Not counting DLC, the first game (TSE has all the levels of TFE and more) is $2, SS2 is $1, and SS3 is $4 or less.
Infinite ammo and infinite respawn with friends is fucking great.

Pepsi Fire is Pepsi with cinnamon added. Had some once and thought it was fucking awful.

Strange I know

SS3 with the enemy multiplier mod is fun as fuck.

Why I'm glad you asked, interested consumer! It's the great taste of Pepsiā„¢ Cola infused with a warm surge of cinnamon flavor!

Yeah it's really bad. No idea what they were thinking on this one.

I think he's served 4 years or something. Standard tour, I thought.

All the damn time. My sleep is real fragmented. I really need to do more exercise but it's getting hard when my gout keeps flaring up.

Just a regular old cappucino, nothing fancy as far as i'm aware.

gonna finish metro LL again for good ending then maybe work on witcher 2, but i dunno if i dig W2 yet the combat isn't very fun
youtube.com/watch?v=R2io4_t1HOM back on my old shit
i hadn't eaten anything today so i treated myself to burger king and immediately regret that choice
included a dr pepper
i haven't jerked it in days cuz i haven't had a night where all my roommates are gone for awhile, i don't know why people like going /nofap// cuz it means i have to wait an hour for my fucking morning wood to go away
like i should go out and associate with the normalfags because i haven't in like over a month now


skullgirls is for idiots but at least valentine covers my scar and eyepatch fetish


sequel never ever


how the fuck dude, i haven't found anything i really want yet. i'm thinkin' about grabbing rising storm vietnam though

I'll have to try that.
Speaking of mods, I love getting the speed boost power-up in TFE/TSE, are there good mods for that? That would make everything even more crazy and fun.

Possible Purchases:
>FNaF Bundle
That's how.

oh yeah i forgot about hollow knight i keep hearing good things

Custom Robo until 2am, then I got a few money matches in KOF XIV to do
Golf highlights
Rebel Galaxy's OST
Aharen-san wa Hakarenai
Mixed nuts
Water
ara femdom
My fucking left shoulder hurts like fuck.


>FNaF Bundle
I checked the creator's sites today and he's already teasing a new game
I still follow the series just I like Scott's art style, never played on of his games outside The Desolate Hope

Dark souls 3
Nothing. Recommends?
Nadda.
Bible.
Eggs every day.
Water.
Nah.
Pretty good. Just beat the Abyss Watchers. Solo'd every boss thus far, feelsgoodman.

Bioshock 2
Family Guy
Austra
We the Living
Maybe a sub later
PBR beer
nah
like I should stop procrastinating

I was planning on playing dungeon keeper 2 but I can't find any working torrents. The one in the share thread that just got posted reminded me of it but it doesn't work either.
Nothing
Darkwave neo 80s stuff
same as last time
toast
coffee
not interested.
Okay. Everything is cold and damp.

Are we all low Test guys? Chaste? Disciplined? Disillusioned? Principled? What's going on here? I'm genuinely curious.

Zelda on the Switch
nuffin
some fancy Tekken OST
here
some buritos
monster and lipton ice tea
just regular porn
Felling mkay, the switch cost me allot of shekels but the dumb shit you can use the Switch for is priceless.

Like taking off the joycons and just using the screen as a mini telly is so dumb but heck zelda and mario kart 8 is pretty good, also some tetris is good for the heart.

i'm not actively trying to nofap, i just haven't had the privacy for it, i could fucking jerk off to a round rock right now its terrible

what's wrong with your dick?

I just didn't have time today. I'll probably do it later today/tomorrow.

Just go to blacked.com and ya will fap again m9

Silent Storm
Youtube
Youtube
Nope
Not hungry
Water
Already did
Fell asleep at around 1pm and woke up at 9:30. This is getting to be typical for me, sleeping at weird hours even when I don't really want to.

nigger detected

I'm not a kike puppet

I just didn't feel like fapping at the time of my posts. Although I end up fapping like an hour after my first post.

Combination of the two. I don't care for cheap thrills like orgasms and would rather do something else with my time like building my model tanks or playing video games.

nuffing wrong with some o dat watamelon n whyte bitches. suk muh dik, brah.

Was playing JUMP (SMW romhack) will probably get back on it
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An ancient playlist
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beef stock
agua
nothing
the good nothing

I had an endocrinologist tell me I had low test a few years back.
I've been on a /nofap/ for 3 or so days.
I started fapping at 18

Superstar saga
Kino no tabi
Templar march music
notta
nothin
Water
That's not christian
Slightly upset.


Principled I'n trying to build up some test and get /fit/

Skyrim with crimes of nature, no ponies edition
no
soundclowns
no
a sandvich with things i found from the fridge
coca cola
Samus Aran
good, went to drink in a park yesterday with my friend, no hangover

i'm not gonna fuck up my steady diet of hentai tomboys and office ladies

Did you nean to reply to me? I told you I was horny as hell all the time. I'm sexually frustrated. It's in my blood.


Sounds absolutely horrible. God damn.
What's the taste like though?

That's nice, he gets the benefits now right?

What's a gout? I usually suffer from low blood pressure (caused by the very same lazy nature) so when I jog I feel awful.
What's a good activity that keeps me standing up without getting dizzy?

I'm so envious. I think that got in the way of my growth, I started at 10

I started fapping when I was 12-13 and I've been fapping once a day almost every day since then. I don't know if I should stop at this rate.

If your health isn't in trouble then don't. Though, jizzing will feel infinitely better if you hold off for 3+ days.

I dunno maybe some spessmans.
nuthin
My playlist I listen when I play spessmans
maybe a 40k book later.
ate a burger earlier
water.
maybe some traps
mediocre.

TF2. I main pyro/medic, and my game time has been a hell of effort scouts and snipers with australium primaries with 10000+ kills. I still have fun most of the time, and in worst case scenario going battle engie with a mini sentry still somehow works against those people.
Old half in the bag episodes, they are being way too nice to Cabin in the Woods.
DANGEROUS
DANGEROUS
DANGEROUS
DANGEROUS
Chemistry lab shit
Griddle cakes.
Vanilla bourbon barrel ale.
Holding off after doing a bit much leading up to the weekend.
If I die I'm coming back to haunt all of you and shitpost on /a/

PLEASE shitpost on /a/
Those schizophrenic fuckers will snap and eat each other alive.

They'll do that already once their new smug waifu thing dies on that recreators show. I'll just take whatever remains

also speaking of anime Mamika is a good girl who didn't do anything and died only because she was in a shit show and had to be the sacrificial lamb. I still can't believe they did a real life funeral for her. There's abusing your animation budget and there's this.

there was a point in in my life where i would be surprised or shocked by this but that point ended ages ago

who

Good for you.

Hatsune Miku Project Diva X
Dragonball Super
Nier Soundtrack
Nothing
burger
hawaiian punch
pic related
melancholy

In from work, finally ready to settle in with some FFXIV after I shower.

*FFXIV*: running through the Hildebrand Quests. Currently on the "A Case of Indecency" quest. Gonna finish these up before I continue moving through HW.
*Dragon Quest Builders*: still in chapter 1/Cantlin, but taking my time and enjoying it. Last main thing I did was go to the ruined old castle to get traps.
I've achieved maximum comfy while playing DQB. It's so relaxing. Even when I die it's no-stress, it's just "eh, oops."
Death Parade and My Hero Academia
Holla Forums threads
Had half a hamburger and some chicken.
As soon as I get my next check i'm gonna get started with pre-making my meals; and i'll go join that gym.
dunno if that same user is in this thread from last night, but thanks for kicking my ass and encouraging me.
I'm a sadcunt who's easily demotivated, so I appreciated that a lot.
Water and Green Tea
Probably won't tonight, haven't been feeling it since last night's incident. But I also know If i'll just wait until Sunday night, it'll feel pretty great.
Surprisingly good. I had trouble sleeping last night and felt pretty exhausted for the first half of work, but I got my second wind before I left.


shiggy diggy my niggy


Nice. See, these are actually worth buying; they're good games.
never heard of these
why didn't you just pirate these cheap indieshit games?
granted, I know ESJ supposedly has a pretty decent OST. But I can't really give you Knock-Knock. It's a pretty lame game.

OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
do you have autism, by any chance?
once again, don't know these.


sounds pretty nasty. Then again, I'd be a poor judge since the only soda I can stomach anymore is Dr. Pepper; all the rest are shit.
I only have 1 Dr. Pepper a month now though, if even that.


This is pretty much what I've begun to do. Wait a few days, and then I'll jerk off maybe two times in one day, then just wait another 3-4 days.
sometimes I'll halfway jerk it/not quite edge on a few days, and that seems to give me a bigger nut to bust; which is always super-satisfying.

if you wanna have a real nut, edge yourself and do a bunch of pushups till your flaccid, and repeat 2-3 times, you'll have a great nap after trust me

For some reason I think sleeping wouldn't exactly be the easiest thing to do right after edging, and then pumping out pushups.

Shellshock Live.
Nanatsu no taizai (the porn one)
Modern Talking
KonoSuba LN
Leek pizza
Water
Nanatsu no Taizai
Annoyed, my tard relatives are over and right now (0am) is when I get a moment of peace.

well i mean after you do some sets of edge/pushups finish yourself off and take a nap

PSO2, the grind continues
Maybe some anime later
Ancient eurodance shit
iromeki overdrive
grind

I'm sorry user, I hate it when mine come over too.
It's pretty difficult to rub one out too when there's additional people/unexpected variables in your home if they're staying over anyway


Oh, napping after nutting; that I can get behind.
So edge, do pushups until flaccid, then jerk off to completion?
Does repeating the edge & pushups until flaccid steps stack up the more you do them, making a more satisfying finish? As in: Edge, pushups, edge, pushups, edge, pushups, then jerk off? Or does is just edging and a few pushups until flaccid once enough?

i mean if i have the privacy to get a good jerk/pushup sesh in i'll try to repeat the process 5 or so times

Stop overthinking it faggot. It's just supposed to be a simulation of sex.

Nice job wasting those quads

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Ah I getcha. I'll have to remember that then.


not really the way my mind operates, but I try to not overthink things it doesn't usually work

consider your double dubs a redemption story

Mighty Gunvolt and Rainbow Six Siege
Some Polygon writer's ramblings about his roadtrip across the US
Sleepycast
School textbooks, studied for a bit.
Toast
Water, its fucking hot out.
Dunno
Nervous and hot.

my man, i haven't played it in a week or so due to other stuff on my log right now but i hope operation health helps iron out some of the kinks the game has and doesn't just fuck it up completely

i'm so mad that blackbeard elite skin costs real dollars, i have an excess of credits i can't spend on anything cuz the cosmetics are such shit

why live

we live just to suffer more user

LOL

if you're gonna post Felix, post the right version

real life is a mistake

androids waifus can't happen soon enough.

That really activates my almonds.

if you're gonna post something that short you might as well webm/mp4 it.

ur a faget.

fite me fgt
i'm all about thighs honestly, but I don't like a plank of wood for a chest on a woman either, she needs to at least have SOMETHING there

Now you're talking, my nigger.

androids can't get drunk

i'm not loli-lover, but Elins' thighs speak to me on a level that transcends my dislike of lolis


but they can be programmed to ACT drunk, maybe, if AI can be made to have their own personalities and simulate intoxication

see like, in my head i don't like this it feels like it's cheating or something but maybe i'm just hung up on the idea of getting with a chick at least one the "old fashioned" way even thoguh iv'e failed at that a few times now

All this artwork is shit

i like hetzas style

i'm not loli-lover either, i just got a thing for a specific physique of a slim upper-body with thick (as in toned, not fat) lower-body.
honestly the reason i like flat chest is because it's less inbetween our hearts when close togetherwhich doesn't even make sense because i'm a 2d only guy

Is the style called "shit"? Because that looks like shit. Why the fuck does the nose meld into the mouth?

Was playing gmod for maybe past 11 hours, don't know what I feel like now, probably CS:S crackhouse for the next 2 hours.
nothing atm, maybe seinfeld if someone can give me an alternative to that putlocker site that got shoah'd
Old Gorillaz shit, plastic beach is comfiest album
I should be reading up on my maths, and my library book expires in 2 days but I haven't read a word of it.
Just had some weird pajeet tofu and rice/curry stuff, was tasty but I need something else.
Beer and milk
I'll try to refrain tonight, since I jacked it 4 times yesterday and I feel like doing so would just make me feel sapped of energy, who knows though, maybe futa
Lonely, but content with my loneliness, which is a feeling I haven't had in a while.

Immediately thought of pic related.

Ayn Rand was a hack.

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just torrent it

Go be faggots back on cuckchan.

Pathetic.

I went to sleep and woke up 12 hours after. Nobody was home.
I'm not going to poke the beehive and call them to ask what happened, but I'm happy.

Age of Empires campaigns. I saw the E3 trailer for the new reskin, so I thought to replay the original before I try out the new one.
Binge watched the entire 6 seasons of GoT. Waiting for the 7 one.
Vidya OSTs aoe2 currently
Inferno by Dante.
Mom's spaghetti.
Ice cold water.
Don't remember.
Bit sick. Mostly tired from studying.


What, like board pieces or those millions part build-a-thon?

Alternating between Riff Racer, SPG2 (gonna try out the Origins DLC, it's basically SPG1 on the SPG2 engine), and SPAZ (kinda want to get SPAZ2 tbh).


Doctor Who, Hawaii Five-0, Big Clive, and Ashens


A bunch of different shit. Random sample: Iron Maiden, Sabaton, Miracle of Sound, Stromkern, Billy Idol, Le Castle Vania (JOHN WICK FUCK YEAH)


Eric Flint (Ring of Fire/1632verse), John Ringo (Black Tide Rising, Troy Rising), S. M. Stirling (Nantucketer Trilogy, Emberverse)


Haven't decided. Probably going to be egg rolls or bratwurst.
>inb4 dick jokes because bratwurst


Seltzer (it's too damn hot for anything else)


That would be telling :^)


Okay, I guess? Kinda wish the heat would break.

I yarhar'd Rise of the Tomb Raider. Holy shit, talk about an interactive movie. The parts with gameplay were repetitive puzzles/platforming with "press Q to see exactly what to do" vision. I stopped playing when I got to my first shelter though, so maybe it gets better. I'll probably just go back to triggering Altis Life autists with a Chad Warden soundboard.
Nothing. Tempted to renew netflix but it's so pozzed.
Smashing Pumpkins for some reason
no
My appetite is shit
Meal replacement drinks
dunno
Tired of having insomnia. Doctors prescribe me retarded shit for it like antidepressants that don't work and just make me feel unable to get out of bed next morning if I happen to actually fall asleep for 2 hours.
Anyone have experience with sleep aids? Like Lunesta or Ambien? I haven't tried those yet.

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HELP I'M BEING FORCED TO WATCH LETS PLAYS

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Speaking of LOTR, is that carbine mmo any good?

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galaga *getting good so I can knock that faggot from 1st place at my local arcade pub*
nothing, maybe Initial D later
nothing
nothing atm, still need to finish readan 1984
not hungry, nothing
nothing, maybe water later
dunno, butts of some sort
kinda down, I'll apply for a job tomorrow to get a disposable income once again, hopefully I'll move out soon

Good luck. Stay hydrated and get lots of sleep for whatever interviews you may have.

thanks user, goodnight my dude

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Happy saturday :))

SATURDAY NEVER ENDS

This is some fresh shit, got a sauce on that?

GosT - Reign in hell (Dance with the dead remix)

Thanks my nigger.

Horny