We were stupid, we got caught

Who?

...

The greatest rock star butcher oil rig worker of our time.

Some cunt.

Master's in psychology, special forces, real estate mogul, etc.

...

Wait.
The Steve who was addicted to Hard Blush?

Definitely not.

plz no gay

Oh, okay.
'cause you know.

HE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And you fuckin' Raška used to escape to US FROM the TURKS
You really can't get your facts straight

That filename's a giggle and a half.

...

She did name this one.

Yes, SHE.

ty

Hah

A lion doesn't care if a monkey in a tree is laughing at him -Saddam Hussein

quiet bern~

for what? o.o

You have no power over me.

putting a check on the homos

-faints-

...

...

mordin hello

Real legit right there, TOO BAD HE IS DEAD
You make a bigger fool of yourself by the moment ya sorry piece of shit
And you will always be under us, literally, ya damned thriced fucked whore, ya fucking fungal rimjob, shitty motherless knave
ky

...

You realize that Tokai isn't the Serbian guy, right?

imma lay in bed, ill be on skype

ehh jacky, it's me.
tokai.

I don't give a shit
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT CUNT

He's probably too stupid to go to the new thread

...

Also who asked you anything porch monkey?

who is this

He asked. And I answered.

This IS fuckin Aeris.

Was I late to the vpn memes?

...

Yes.

guess

dont talk about someone you dont have conversation with chimp

くそ！

...

Why not?

Get over your damn self shithead

thanks for the offer but i'll have to pass

thats invasion of personal space, if people dont want to have conversation with you stay away

but guessing games are always fun!

disagreed with you on that one

I'm not really interested in protecting your feelings.

bump

Are we done with the hatefuck yet
I didn't feel this good in ages

how are the notes coming

Shit, thanks, we were about to fall off the board.

I'm gonna go get ready for bed.

Good night y'weird fuck.

Sleep well.

you are sperging out like a true cigan, how can you switch mad to calm unless you are bi-polar?

I didn't feel this trembling rage and desire to argue in literally years
You should consider returning.

wat notes? ._.

oh noes!

ugh

...

the notes youre supposed to be taking on what you read from animus. it is to fulfill your destiny so get to it!
boogie

...

hello over here

I am one step closer to being american Mcree.

you can keep it

You'll never have the skin.

Just abandon hope already.

...

nah

Don't be a bore.
I don't think you came here without a reason anyway. Whats that?
Missed me?

There is always next year.

youre unbelievable!
[end scene]

You almost feel bad for him for how hard he's trying and failing.

There will be even more skins next year.

But you'll probably just get a bunch of Zarya legendary duplicates.

Knowing blizzard, it wouldn't surprise me if there weren't a lot of new ones.

i got the zaraya ;~;

I'd rather they just never bring it back. Makes my American McReeeee feel more special.

But the Russian is a girl.
And the only one that would actually have yuri~.

Only cute femenine girls are yuri

Without any competent enemies I couldn't rage this honestly in years
Return later, weed or tranqualizers are ain't shit compared to this

k

It'll be mine.

rage!
:'D

You actually care about that game?

come play with my and my buddies

in a year*

mhm

I'm drunk as shit

...

radical

...

This Boy Was Asked To Leave A Shop Due To His Suspicious Nipples. First You'll Be Shocked, Then You'll Be Inspired.

we dont really ranked

Okay then
Drunk tank inc

duuuuude bodacious

got skype?

...

PEPE!

Me?

murder! thank god youre here

Me?

im so happy we're going to win

Yes.

I'm not sure.

Yes, then.

I was mostly frustrated about this because the game refused to give me what I wanted and now it's gone until next year.

murdersa wanna play

...

...

Everything frustrates you.

Oooooooooh I'm frustrated.

What is this you are doing?

I was being frustrated with you telling me everything frustrates me.

What needs to be done my son?

It will be close

Good avatar!

Hail Satan

:)

666 soon

Fucking FLCL

Still only 2 wheels, it counts.

666 ?

Its a Vespa
But it ain't Yellow

This shit hauls ass though NGL
I can get on the freeway with this bitch

I am the Devil
And I am here to do the Devil's work

Good job Luka

sooo glad i made it in time for satan get

666

Yeah they can certainly move. 150cc?

rawr

NAME?

HAIL SATEN!

nailed it

Hey there Sama

*huggles* Oh god yes lol
How are you doing Luka?

user.

Hi shiro ~

sup bro

lost my train of thought

278cc

Gotta go fast

What's up Boo?

Just got up from a nap
You?

278? Looks like a newer model too. How much did that cost you?

Playing overwatch with my buddies
why is it always so long inbetween us talking ;_;

hey how are you folks all getting along tonigt?

i'm bored!
>_<

i dunno what to but now that i have a card for online purchases! online stuffs? all them ebays and amazons have kewl stuff i can't find anywhere else where i live right?
i wonder what i should get!
:D

Yeah its 2016
Its my friends but he never really uses it
I usually take it for a stroll, feels pretty gay riding a Vespa but its fun gunning it on that shit and lane splitting

just in from work... cracking bears

off tomorrow, travel out of state tomorrow evening to see my youngest

You've crossed a threshold where you shouldn't really worry about whether riding a vespa is gay.

Safe travels when you leave state my man
I always get so nervous

vespa's are cool

I am alright. How about you, bud?

That cost a pretty penny I would imagine.

And dude don't even worry about feeling gay. It is a bike. I respect it, and I ride a fucking harley. It is better than being a cager.

He's NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for blowing those traps for cocaine.
It was just the drugs.

bard hi

Eh
my skin is kinda peeling from the grease
Took a shower and got most of it all washed away but now my shits getting all hella dry
I need some lotion or something
best friend was a lil busy tonight so thats lamee
Gonna get high here soon then I dont know
I want to establish a prescence in those Holla Forums waifu threads
but thats alot of effort
Kinda wanna play no mans sky but I also kinda wanna post
I dunno I'm also a lil tired
My dad is coming down this weekend so it will be nice to see him

that's the git hub kitty on that drinking glass!
:D

new phone who dis

The potato.

no worries bro... its the other idiots on the road i worry about

...

Eh I'm not really an active poster anymore
I sorry

Congrats~
just don't go into debt lol

Very nice man I hope your trip is awesome
I'm headed out to LA next week

Why were you all greased up??

That gif literally makes me want to drink all night.

My images won't hover.

it's me sci

have they put out the fire yet lol

it's not a real one lawl

*hugs the happy lady*

i'm working on that.

dude ban holy cow did you see that zoe's back

me neither
i just ask people to play games
but i saw you posting and decided to post also

Can I get a hug as well?

well I mean I showered for like half an hour and scrubbed it all away abut after that everything just gets really dry
hands and feet really bad and it only happens at night usually

That fucking feeling
I am comfy driving a car but
other people on the road are terrifying

i work in a fast food kitchen silly

Its really annoying.

did he? Is my bf finally back?

Lime is my boyfriend
back the FUCK off!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

yeah dude i was here last night and he's back
super cool

True, forgot about that. I assumed it was more the mechanical grease. I was about to go all hard on for you.

bard?

just gotta assume they all idiots... avoid at all costs

I want to play DnD but my IRL group is on indefinite hiatus.

Do any of you guys here play it?

smiles! what uuuuuuuuuup

No he loves me more than you.

He has a girls name, what a nerd.

pathfinder.

Gross.

Yup, but my group is also on hold. This other guy and me were swapping back and forth DM. The whole group is very easy going, just out to have fun, except this other guy. He seems to always want to be a dick and pointlessly argumentative. So I said fuck you then. They haven't played since.

i know it's hilarious
make sure you call him zo he hates that

Kinda wanna hug zoe

sure
:)

*hugs you nice*

ikr
aparently admin of all Holla Forums is attepmting new code
so i'm providing them solutions
hopefully they see them and fix site :)

Rolled 16 (1d20)
*rolls 20 for hugs from smiles magic*

aah man No way I gotta damit I am not very technical even if I had to save my life
I know how to perform basic Bicycle maintenance but that's about it haha

yes?

yay i rolled a good stat!

LA is on fire?
Sounds about right lol

Oh god I was worried for you haha

Eh I won't be on long sadly
Still have work in the morning

Aw, now I feel somewhat liked. Or at least not completely hated. For a minute at least.

Thank you, Luka.

Well...shit.....I still love you, Bard.

:P

lawl i wouldnt apply for a real credit card! haha
this gift card thingy system visa stuff is easyer...

mhm
i don't hate you
since you are not mean.

listen youtu.be/FrAtrFi6mNc

howsit ??

latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-blue-cut-fire-contained-20160823-snap-story.html

every fucking year

Leave Zoe alone.

He would like it if I did it though.

Hopefully

if I had a nickel for everytime I've heard that
I'd have one nickel

I'm alright thanks

I also love you more than him .///.

are you zoe?
ily i missed you

feelsbadman ;_;

Anyway, I need to head to bed I think. I'll see you all later at some point I think. Be safe!

I'm more a crazy bastard than mean.

I'll have to say it more often then I guess.

Shhh, no tears now. I have to go.

My gosh that's so bad...

okay then dont cuz i still want to do it to that effect

yeah
all i think they need to do now is some minor code edits
and site should work!

why?

youre not zoe u fukin poser

Howdy, what are you up to?
I'm just relaxing.

Same here.
Pathfinder is my choice edition.

Yeah, I'm just honestly looking towards having some fun.

That would probably be a grapple check, so roll your CMB against my CMD and see if you get over mine.

sweet dreams manders
You're alwasys so nice when you're around

I'm a bad, bad man.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

What's a CMD? ._.
teach me!
:D

Your choice in friends is sometimes cringeworthy.

was watching awful youtube videos but then a bunch of cool posters showed up
what were you like in high school

📣📣 now this one 👌👌 is for my 💯 HOE-letariat bitches 😩🔥you have nothing 🚫🚫 to lose 📣 but your chains 💦💦 and your clothes 😩🙈 so let's share 👀 the means of reproduction 💦💯and lemme hammer 🙈🙈 your sickle 😩💦quit stalin' and send this 📣 to ten other 💦cummie commies™ 💦who need to be freed 🙈🙈 tonight 😩😩 get 0 back 🚫🚫 and it's straight 👀 into the 👀 gulag for you 📣📣 get 10 back 💯 and you're marx's 👀 little cum slut 💦😼 get 15 back and lenin 😏😩 will revolutionize 👌 your pussy 😼🙈👀 get 20 back 😮 and you'll explode 💦🌊 like chernobyl 😩👌

Thats pretty rude.

I'm a rood dood.

why does this always remind me of katy pasta

I'm a rad dood

Combat Maneuver Defense.
Read up on it on d20pfsrd

That question is a bit out of left field.

I'm a rad rood dood

no man i ask because youre like a total nerd now but were you always like that

You can't be both.

I'm a dreamer.

I was always a nerd, but I made up for that by being me.

You're not the only one

w o w
just
w o w

Well you're something alright.

so how is Kara no Kyoukai ... something i might like?

do you like anime girls?
It might be for you!

...

seems kinda serious

...

not into serious stuff?

not at the present...

What?
I know what I'm worth.

...oh soo much reading

yes

have you seen Acchi Kocchi>

yes...

An opportunistic idealist.

this has shown me ur an even bigger dork than i thought T B H
B
H

stay cool
later

Tell me something I don't know.

when I was a young boy my father toook me to the city to see a marching band

ligthnin strikes
maybe once
maybe twice

Hi there

awoo~

I keep a hatchet in my toolbox just incase.

same family
always within 10 feet

you play ow bard?

haha nah I'm not reeally into shooters

...

Save me from this boring ass night please

Some things matter.

This is my worst nightare

I love ya cat but
that' ust not something I can do ;~:

Would you help the zombie

...

...

you're going to make me vomit
I'm violently uncomfortable right now

Then the only other option is to commit Sudoku

Yoshika's
Cold
Dead
Womb

Would you fuck me for blow?

I'll make it a very hot womb

What is that picture from?

...

...

I would fuck you and blow you too

neko confirmed a slut

...

do you wann FIGHT!!! lets GO!!!
HUH!!!!!1
you're no match for my Gayoken

sorrry I couldn't tell you that
found it on facebooko

it looks like a tsumugi
this girl

wow
she's so cute

this is beyond lewd

it does quite a bit
maybe its from the mango

Well I'm not -that- edgy.

Only if it's MORTAL KOMBAT

...

...

She's Adorable
"Pure and innocent, The Anime"
Sweetness and lightning

a adorable Slice of life anime.

Are you a lumberjack?

...

No. I just saw it one day and got it.
I was looking for parts to try and build a miniature combustion propelled dart gun.

i saw a cute video on facebook about her singing a song about sharks

i saw some cute facebook vids too

i'm now interested in watching it! ^_^

Am not
I'm a purre maiden

Let's get lewder

...

...

you irl

I am the purest irl tho

[doubt]

Believe what you will

...

...

How old is that character

This coming from clockwork.

Seventeen.

...

I don't actually know what you are like irl. take a joke.

Get OUT

...

Don't worry I will soon

He's not a whore online at least.

...

i want her to sit on my FACE

Well I'm not sure what answer you'd want. I was making a joke because of that bad trip you had.

that is worlds more than can be said about ANYONE else in this thread
holy shit

How does that even connect lol

I mean I guess you could say "pure" means no drugs but generally that term refers to sex so it's not really an intuitive conclusion

Don't answer that I'm going to bed

...

nini

Gross

I wanna was her feet in the sink

...

Damn she's cute.

Please go back to whatever drugs you were using before.

Kamuu pls go

I wanna tie her up and cut her into small pieces then coat those pieces with pancake batter, dip them in a large vat of frying oil at 375 degrees for 6 minutes and then serve them to a class of hungry kindergarteners >////

I'm fucking sick of these stupid Pop Vinyl Figures.
They're fucking trash and in two years tops they're going to be discarded like Beanie Babies.

...

...what

I mean uh I wanna brush her hair lol

I know someone who has hundreds of those things.

Tell them to kys

Boy Bardo ur one sick doggo

borf borf whats for lunch lol

Seems like a waste of money really. Must have spent £1000's on them.

anyone i like here

damn ur cute
hit me up on tinder

It is a fucking waste, they're garbage.
He wasted perfectly good GBP on ugly plastic pieces of shit.

yikes
its just yan
no thanks

probably not

whats that

lmao take your shit bait and go fishing for college or a job loser

Like the gayest thing ever.

They did seem kind of tacky, not to mention the amount of clutter. I could imagine having one that someone bought as an unwanted gift that I didn't have the heart to throw away.

why????

I got a $10 gift card to Gamestop from my imouto and I threw it away immediately.

u ass

Isn't that essentially the same thing as just giving gamestop $10 for nothing in return?

wow who is this bae

GameStop is fucking shit

Whatever, I didn't pay for it.
The fuck am I going to get at Gamestop for $10 anyways?
It was trash.

yans talking about being a total jerk to his family
and why totally dissed me
and zoe is gone

threads over
good grief

If you shop at GameStop you are the cancer that's killing the game industry

Staz Lindes.

I really don't know but they already made their $10 so I guess they are happy with that too, mutually beneficial?

I fail to see how I benefit from a thoughtless shit present that I threw away.

...

how about u try and get to know ur sister better u pos

Gift cards are also the shitiest presents ever
Just give me the fucking money i dont want to be forced to shop somewhere i dont wanna go

REACH OUT
AND TOUCH ME

something

I assumed you dislike gamestop, making throwing out a gift card for their store beneficial psychologically and in terms of not having to go into a store you dislike for the sake of spending $10.

I do not feel one particular way or another about them.
I do however, dislike gift cards and know that nothing in the store worth $10 is worth going to the store for, and that $10 off a purchase isn't much in terms of what I would want to buy, if there was even anything I wanted from there in the first place.

There is your benefit of just throwing it away then I suppose. That time spent going to the store can be spent doing something you think more worthwhile than making the purchase for only $10. Opportunity cost.

if i don't like a gift card i get my parents will just trade me for the cash

trade me the cash*

damn is everyone playing overwatch

overwatch

;~;

Not me
Im just sitting here in bed

That seems insignificant and made-up.

Same here

Second to last night laying in this bed
Barely even started packing

That must be a bit disconcerting
I apologgize mr eieesen
I love my bed alot haha
its the biggest part of my life...

My bed is so nice at home
My dorm bed is gonna be a piece of shit
Might as well sleep on the futon, it's comfier

Futon' are the way to grow
I grew up sleeping on futons

Hell yeah
Mine even has an armrest with cupholders

that's sounds the tops lol
mine was never so fancy but I used to have one with a bunk bed on top so I could always flip on the bars!

yeah my bed's gonna be lofted too
Kind of have to, otherwise there's nowhere to put the futon

so I guess it's fine
but lofted beds fucking suck

at least you can do cool flips on them : 3

I got soul but I'm
not a soldier

if they were a bit taller probably

i also have no roommate this year so i can do whatever the fuck i want pretty much

well shoot
there goes my hopes for an erotic fantasty haha
m-maybe somebody can still walk in on you while you're changing >//

I am not convinced you have a soul.

It is just an economic concept, based on the idea that every time you choose to take one course of action at a given time you have effectively also chosen not to take all the other possible courses of action you could have taken. For example if you consider being offered to work an hour of overtime for $20 and refuse it you are essentially implicitly valuing whatever you are doing with that hour instead at greater than $20 assuming you are making rational choices. Perhaps an insignificant benefit in this case though yeah.

How big is your remi folder

2992 but not pruned so a good portion of it isn't great because it's a booru rip of her hugging things.

maybe my RA if he wasn't such an ugly faggot this year

last year my RA was a fucking stud

Disgusting

I had a soul until yesterday
work made me cut it off
I kept it right where a goatee would go
but it wasnt that big

RA?

I was running out of hugging pictures so I whipped something up fast.

resident assistant

It's like you don't even care

you dont seem like a very good poster

I am more protective of my own folders, it's just an amalgamation of chii's folder and some pile of pictures Ui gave me.
I will go through them and ditch the bad ones eventually.

But boo
Don't you like sluts?

not really
i dont mind fucking them but i hate listening to them talk
this guy new or someone we've had before?

He is me :^)

...

huh
I feel the exact same way

They were in the discord for a while
I think they are just here because of darwin

oh god
more of chris chan's fellow autists?
isnt cuckwork enough?

Don't quote me on that I might be wrong

has the same autism dialect as cupcake/chris chan so i think youre right

can i be spoilers, then?
im the bad guy too often

I gave out a 6000+ remi folder when we were still on aneki but no one saved it and I don't have any way of getting it back now
I am so pissed

Gib.

Since they are bringing people
I am going to bring people too

lol im not
my friends would hate these social retards

I am going to try to pull a niggy in the next few months
I want to integrate the better half of those Holla Forums waifu threads

i was there for a bit
theres hardly any dedicated posters

Is your girlfriend having a hard time fitting your dick in her ass?

Why not try waiting until she has to fart, then J-j-jam it in?

gimme

Well that's a bummer
I'm hopeful for it though
Maybe the few ones there will be able to be brought round
I aleady introduced one! there are from lesbianon

I wonder if the link is still In the archives and if it would work sin

...

good luck brother
youre like one of the only active posters left i like
so i hope you bring some good people

ce i deleted it from my mega
I just can't remember my full trip

Thanks man that means alot
I used to fucking hate you lol
But since you've came back you really grew on me
Thanks for backing me up even though I;m half mad half the time

ive literally always had your back dude

...

Back then I had pretty fickle reasons for turning on people I think
I still do but I did then, too
You're a friend to me better than most the ones still left here too you know?

yeah homie i understand
im just posting a little less and less
gonna stop soon i think if these trash posters keep fumigating up the place

hope we can stay in touch

Gotta agree
Pretty salty with the direction the community is headed too
I hope you can get out soon
always on steam or facebook my man Hopefully our paths cross
You always have been one of those come and go kinds huh?

sorry i had to evade a ban

yeah im pretty salty too man
i dont like to hold attachments i guess
ive never been betrayed or anything its just not my trade lmao

hell yeah dude ill keep in touch
wish you played games tho
u could meet my buddies an shit

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