ITT: no Luka
I was asking you.
dont do that
leave the persona behind lets get weird
Oh, what are you up to?
Depends on the person mostly.
I can make the stance that all people would have experienced true chaos at one point in their admittedly menial life.
Some small or large event that alters their life outlook, and gives them some greater understanding of themselves or even the greater world around them. Whether or not this greater understanding is accurate is largely irrelevant to the simple fact that this earth shaking event has altered them.
oh Sushi made a thread
doing shots alone because murder isnt willing to nut up and drink with me
Tell him to nut up and drink with you.
you should nut up and drink with him.
I don't drink anymore.
you're doing the brat thing
you want me to tame you
My friend from my internship said to just go for it. It's amazing how close you can get to people when you are put in something like that.
weve already crossed that bridge...
See it doesn't work.
Are we talking about Yuu?
Then I'll tell him also.
post cock then.
I solved the murder.
it was the Butler.
Look up "cock" online, and I think you'll find one that will suffice.
id ask you to but i read things around my posts too so...
only if it's yours.
the butler did it... in the observatory with the candlestick
I can't be lewd because i'm not you.
wheres sonata when you need him... theres a candlestick needs sanitizing
so are a lot of fun things
up the victims ass HEH
Alcoholic so I can't really drink.
Also, I only voice with those people that I've known forever now.
and some people from texas
I may have had a drink
luka is hiding from me
is it bad i always hink of the alleged crime as a lewd act rather than a murder or something
so whats the cap on this whole voice thing?
1 year? 4 years?
You scared the Luka
im not lewd
it can be intimidating but i am gentle with it
shouldnt limit yourself
what if a cute girl *bumps u lewdly* ?
Don't drink too much.
Eh, I'm a bit less strict about it nowadays.
You need to get Tsuchi's approval though, and I would want him in the call with us. He's against group calls though.
He'd probably just jizz his pants and go full autism.
my limits are good
i'd hug her acceptingly and nuzzle good.
fairly strict guideline...
Literally a drink
I am too much of a lightweight
And I haven't been able to talk to Yuu in over a week, it's annoying!
the fact is annoying not really nay fault or stuff like that
Tsuchi waited 3 years almost.
because im not inside you
was this supposed to be directed at me
I did too.
I got almost everything within the first six months.
No, that was to Smiles
I was gonna say something that I forgot what it was to you
Please, love. Bite your tongue.
I lewded people so am I a bad person now?
kinda figured he was/is your bo... i was just curious
i am you you are me we are one
I thought you were talking about our relationship.
That's directly what I was meaning.
You should probably try to build some tolerance to it.
You got other such privileges over a long span of time though, and that's the gospel truth.
Don't worry about it.
What are you up to, love?
oh youre too kind
The drink or the lack of contact?
You're too kind!
idek... kinda just here nodding. thinking sleep soon but still hanging in there like im waiting for something... no idea what
It would be nice if the other was easier too
I request that you make another list.
List of the biggest thread attention whores.
This is just so sad.
i have compiled such lists previously...
so lets see. attention whores listed from top to bottom. top being the most attention whore-ish... top 15
15 grim (only because absent, wouldve got the 3 spot)
Surely this wasn't serious.
His time post-mlpchan have really hit lows.
you dont know that
yay i'm low
i think 12 &13 are backwards tho tbh
i dont want to know :(
i didnt even make the list.
woo i dont need attention to function ~
And I didn't even make this list.
i forget desu... desu is the 2 spot. 2 goes to 3 and so forth
your attention whore is week step it up niga
I get off on lewding people that have a bf/gf.
i dont have one ;~;
you wound me
I'm trying my best though.
i only went top 15.. id place you in the top 20
Neato. Thanks, love. Just wanted to know where I stood in comparison to everyone else. LOL
Welp, I've been banished before every stepping foot into it.
Who even are you?
Don't wake up.
top 25... youre free to expand or correct
I don't really feel like I try that hard though.
Make a tulpa
Clearly you just need to post there for him to ban you and the board to implode again.
HOW IS IT AN ADVICE BOARD IF THERE'S ONLY BEBOP, BADFOX, AND SD POSTING?
man if you kicked it into high gear youd make the top 5 in no time. set some goals for it
How would people even find it? Did he link it here or something or did he just send a link to bebop and SD on steam?
It was in the suggested boards.
I think it's more of a cheap shot at Alice, but then again I can't really care for that drama.
Maybe once its October and I take 3 months off.
My mine problem is sometimes when I think about talking to someone I just think "nah I hate that guy"
going to bed... nite people
Sleep well Sama.
What even happened to you?
You went from having Ban as your "girl"friend and now you're the super gay subby one.
Why do you even try and talk about things you don't know about?
-asks to date-
He literally said in thread you were the "girl" in that relationship.
I was never the bottom, not once.
Gonna try this again.
I'm just shitting around
and I'm a stupid virgin, it's not like anything I do is real
The threads earlier were a bit off for my tastes
Well, good luck then.
That is not the pic I selected and it makes me sad
Does it really matter?
Using the right picture is very important.
yeah it is
Sure it's in my Freeman avatar folder, but still, it's only there to serve as a reminder that Zero was once among us. Also I used the vector in this image.
Gone but never forgotten
So why'd you use that one?
Well, if that is how you feel about it.
Ask that pony poster "mikiepie"
I just ate my first ghost pepper
I wish I hadn't ;~;
"Using the right picture is very importan-"
:o *adversary character gasp*
-my next line
sounds very difficult...
draw anything new?
Did you actually go ask him?
a real woman with a rel vagina
no but i remember the guides
huge manuals them were
Stop looking at her.
So you've looked into this before?
time to man up
No water, you can only drink your tears
she's got a bass
that's so cute!!!
when first heard about it from seeing him in the pony threads on /b/ back in the early days of Archives
I thought you would like it.
My early days?
I was literally dying omg
early pony days.
I existed before time itself.
Why'd they call you archives ban chan sama
why'd you eat a ghost pepper anyway
Archives is as far back as i'm willing to go.
I love spicy things and I always wanted to try one
how'd you gt that name? :3
go back further
you're a silly person
hot stuff is good though ^^
but ghost pepper is just pain I imagine...
I couldn't think of a better one.
i think i'm gonna go to sleep instead
I got a pentakill
Then we lost this match because look at their team holly shit
why are you ban san now?
I don't know this game but it looks like you were carrying a bunch of retards to a
you must be tired
carrying an entire team like that
Becauses I get banned sometimes
I was playing a champion that's all about burst damage
Their team was an AoE healer with a stun ultimate and shield on her heal, a character with an aoe shield, a character with a shield, stun and ult that gives a ton of hp and 2 carries. Needless to say, it was not easy to kill any of them
They was too heavy :(
that's really hot
I felt like I was going to puke
I don't speak Kling-on or whatever that is
help someone is trying to lewd me and I'm not good at the lewd
I explained it in plain English tho
*unzips dick on ur face*
it was to hot
BLAME FREEMAN IT'S HIS FOLDER
not here in front of everybnody ./////.
fixed the air conditioner sorta
I want them to watch.
i feel this was meant to be a gif
it's so smelly
i had to sneak him in
what the fuck is going on here?
I just sucked on ice cubes til i felt better
hopefully you got paid for sticking something so hot into your mouth
That sounds so lewd
If Rem rammed Ram how rough would Ram ram Rem in response?
I wanna ram rem
I want to hold her close and tell her she is better than Emilia.
Omg so much this
i cant lick a thread....
I dropped the show after the episode she confessed.
I could not take it.
It tore me apart inside.
I have some kind of autism to be this emotionally attached to a cartoon.
thankfully i have an alternative
these people wanting to be cucked by the mc for their waifus
I have not gotten that far yet
I am glad the show was not very good in the first place, if it was I would have pushed through.
I like it enough to stay til the end
It's not that bad
i clicked a youtube video instead~
Emelia is the only pretty one?
It's alright. It is this season's overrated LN adaptation that is gets bonus points from retards because it it's edgy and has time travel.
I think it would make a good fighter or rpg tbh
you wanna make 5 dollars?
Why is beef jerky so fucking expensive?
2/3 of the bag is fucking air
I remember always getting a big bag of it every weekend when I was a kid for the car trip to the grandparents'. It was like $2.
Now you can't even get that shitty processed Jack Link's beef sticks for less than $2.50.
this is one of the worst feelings in the world
Beef is about 60% water, so when it is dried most of the weight is evaporated. It takes about 2.5 Lbs of quality beef to make 1 Lb of jerky.
I like this old trapper jerky
It's the most expensive but you can actually see what you are getting and more than half of the big bag it comes in is always full
I had one of those beef sticks the other day though and it was literally sweating in my pocket. They're fucking gross.
Any "formed" beef jerky is fucking gross.
It's just ground up then molded into strips and just takes like eating dog food.
draw cute pic pls~
my tablets cord is being used by someone else so i cannot
That's okay with me, no pressure~
I don't know how people can stomach it
It almost made me sick.
I have no idea who that is
so tired. I'll just take a quick nap so I can last until a proper time...
six hours later
a good person
get a room you two.
that's what I thought.
Dafug I was just making a joke, jerk
so was I
Maybe you needed some sleep.
Eva is gross tho.
I'm so bored
I am easy like that.
my body needs to stop needing sleep at times when I need to be awake. I can't keep waking up at midnight-1am, that's why I'm always so tired when I get home from work.
that's not eva you dummy. there's a different name and everything.
you? but you're never bored.
I know. I don't like to have to work hard.
Thus the reason why your relationships will never work.
You should swap the alcohol for caffeine.
for you baby, I'd do all the work.
don't like to work hard, doesn't mean I won't. there's plenty of other reasons why they will always fail.
So you would sing for me this time?
I haven't had any alcohol since sunday.
I do need to stock back up on energy drinks.
This reminds me of when you had that job at some hotel, and you would hide to chat with me on Steam mobile. You were the worst fucking employee ever.
It'd be so awkward I'm worried my voice would crack and I'd have to stop halfway. But I'd consider it.
those were wonderful times. and it's not like I didn't get the work done. that was an example of me working extra hard for as little time as possible to avoid working hardish all night.
I just can't wait to go home
What are you up to capcake?
just eating some food right now, when I finish I'm going to play more mankind divided. I got through the first mission and opening scenes before I just had to sleep, but now I'm ready for a pretty long session.
how much longer on your shift? gotta be close to over right?
As long as you don't make fun of it too much, I'd give it a try.
What kind? I can't say I ever enjoyed those. I don't particularly enjoy coffee all that much either but that usually works when I need to stay up. Far too well even.
Do not drink coffee. You are insufferable when you drink coffee.
I'm particularly fond of red bull, but a few other brands will do in a pinch. monster is pretty horrible, but the juice ones taste delicious.
As long as you don't make fun of it too much
oh right, darwin is actually here.
I am weak when it comes to him.
yeah, I know you're a big softy with people you like.
Why do you possess these?
I never understand why people linked monster, although I only ever had it once I think. It tasted like nothing pretty much.
He sang to me several times before, so he simply cannot!
brb watching a dyke movie
literally you on coffee
because I liked the pictures, but also specifically to post at you.
yeah monster tastes awful. the juice ones are pretty different though. I pretty much just ger red bull anyway though. they have a bunch of good flavors.
he sang to me before
that's absolutely adorable.
that's absolutely adorable.
I'm not fixing it. I do ger red bull and I'm not ashamed of that.
steam messes up like that all the time.
plus for me it just says 8 hours.
2 and a half more hours
Luckily I got paid just 9 minutes ago
Nuh uh, rudecake
getting paid is always very nice.
make sure to put aside some of the money. do that every paycheck and you'll have your laptop before you know it.
I'm a rude dude with attitude.
alright, food is done. see ya nerds.
this fall damage
die cis scum
Human revolution has terrible fall damage. i fall like 10 feet and im dead
i played the first one on my console for a tiny bit back when that Syndicate Game existed
i didn't too far... :\
but i think i liked it.
what's special about the new one? back then i assumed it would turn into dlc.
human revolution is like a prequel. it's the only dues ex game ive played but it's pretty fun and allows various ways of playing it from stealth to guns blazing
can i try?
how would you do that
i dunno ;~;
i wanna pet your head tenderly and then make you hot chocolate
i stayed up wayyyy too late last night and now im exhausted T~T
Go to bed.
Honey, I'm home.
I feel top weeb
What's happening captain
I too now feel top weeb.
Morning Goggles. Well early morning it is over here.
It's always evening somewhere.
Indeed. So how's your day going?
May I have a hug lasting at least 4 seconds?
You may not.
More I just woke up.
How do I earn a hug?
sleep is for the weak
If I told you then you would only try to earn one because you want one and not for it's own merits.
Give him a hug Kyle. Don't be a prude.
Am I allowed to get a hug too?
Mordin, hug me in his steed to make him jealous. 25 seconds, hands can explore anywhere above the waist.
None of you are people I would expressly give hugs.
You are all so needy.
What about me?
That side boob
I'd give you the kind of hug a friend gives. I'm not sure if he'd be very jealous of that though. And I'd rather not bring horses into it.
You are right, that would not make him jealous. We must escalate and make out instead.
i got banned from club penguin :s
I like you enough to give you a hug.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I could use one.
is it perma?
What did you say?
I can't give away my first kiss like that, I'm saving it for when I get married.
I can hug you Darwin
I will get there eventually.
i fucking hate penguins
As well as I could.
Yourself? Though I take it that it's evening for you.
Not the way you're going you won't.
Can you and Darwin even get married in your country? I do not know the gay marriage laws in Sweeden.
Give me some kind of hint!
I am NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sweden is super progressive, that's why everyone makes fun of us.
Me neither, let's fuck.
I mean hold hands and think about the future like responsible adults.
If only I were better at bowling I would.
You are trying far too hard and it's working against you.
Ooh super progressive. Does that mean I can join in and make it a 3-way-marriage?
Serves you right
Little kids play that game you know
They should not be learning such despicable words
Aww, why not?
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD
It is evening. I'll probably just watch youtube or something.
Ask them to pull up the bumpers and use that ramp thing.
Kinda wanna pomf into Rem's boobs
I'm not one to share.
Do you have a VAGINA?
Checked your trips.
Lol hell no that'll hurt my pride. I WILL TRY FOR NO GUTTERS SOMETIME maybe.
I can tuck and we can pretend.
What if I told you I was black?
I don't remember anything about that game that was good
we can pretend
Hide yo wifes hide yo kids cause...never mind.
I will continue to try hard until you break, it is the best strategy for all encounters.
i am a simple person with simple tastes
I would tell you the same thing because I'm not racist. Lock the door and hide my valuables.
Up to you. It won't get you anywhere though.
tfw slowly working my way up to 70 mining
There is no shame in using bumpers. There's more shame in guttering.
Yeah, not in a watching mood.
Ugh, fine I will go back to being quiet and only offering occasional insults even though I think you are fairly cool. I was getting bored of it anyway.
Women run dry when you're bad at bowling. Drop the gutters and practice up.
did u kno molecules actually look like their molecular skeleton diagrams
He really is not fairly cool.
Should you care for my personal recommendation.
Neither will work in your favor.
I can probably knock down more than half the pinks 6/10 times.
I'd rather gutter than bumper.
poor licky ;_;
And yet you still seek out my affection.
It's not his fault he is Mexican
My mind has been changed.
I think at this point I just have to admit that was never Licky.
he is? oh never mind, I don't care about him at all then.
and this is relevant because...?
I do not care if it works or not
I ask that you not do it then.
You didn't know that
I don't know much about much.
Post more beako feets
I am not Mexican, do not spread lies.
I will just treat you as I always have I do not see what has changed.
I only have a few of those.
if you aren't then we can still be friends.
I am SHOCKED!
That does not mean you are not a wonderful person.
Because he is not Mexican.
I just don't like unsolicited advances.
I only do that jokingly or with people I'm really in the know with.
licky isn't? or you aren't? I'm confused now.
I mean, these are not the exploits of a fairly cool person.
Not in front of my friends!
McFucking kill yourself.
Licky is mexican, but the anonymous poster is not.
I am so confused.
Alright by me.
In my defense I was really bored and not allowed to be me.
obviously race doesn't actually matter, especially here, but if that isn't licky why would that matter either? just gonna keep calling them that until they say who they actually are, and probably after that too.
ah. well see above. doesn't matter.
It is there on the fucking tripcode.
He identified himself now with the tripcode.
Welcome to my life.
And how dare you not give me that trip too.
I do not recognize this tripcode.
No reason you would, but Kyle should have.
oh mordin. that's. that's not how that works.
your mother should have...
Have you ever known me to be observant?
You are such a piece of shit sometimes.
Well the person is known as kiss shot. Call him kissy.
DO NOT STEAL JOKES
Depends on the porn you are perusing.
Call me Hot Chocolate, not Kissy
and probably after that too.
I was tricked by an old charlatan
After how last time went, you get nothing.
I will give you my secure one.
I am lost.
Oh, fucking forget it.
*all the time
and you didn't let me finish. your mother should have told you more often what a lovely person you are
kissy is not much different from licky.
hot chocolate it is then.
A tempting offer if I still used a trip on 4chan
An old man tricked me into being licky
like really old
doin' alright darwin? you seem to be in a mood.
I've been in a league game with both kissy and licky, they did not seem to get along. In that sense, they are very different.
I only meant the names were not very different. I don't know either person well enough to care, so it's all the same to me.
I know, I was just saying.
I guess she just did not have the milk of mother's kindness in her anymore.
You wound me deeply.
I am doing HORRIBLY.
I get along with him fine, I do not understand why he dislikes me so much.
It's certainly possible they are going that way.
if you knew why say?
she just couldn't spare the moisture.
hmm. feel better soon.
He hates all of you.
he's a mexican though so who cares
You have my other one, if you did not ruin your credibility with our last trade you may have had this one long ago.
I will just drink my anxieties away.
Hey, I never claimed it was MY tripcode. I even stated many times it was hers.
I am pretty sure he never met you.
just get mordin to give you a handjob. stress release is a good therapy.
Riveting trivia. It's why I found it ironic that we were calling kissy licky.
If he's angry with you then I don't think that counts as getting along well.
He told me he didn't hate me a couple of weeks before he removed me!
that's not really what irony is, mordin.
or I guess in your case you're prefer...
He is busy practicing his tuck for when we finally engage in sexual intercourse.
He still removed you.
I was not paying attention when you said that. I am keeping my trip under wraps maybe if you get on your knees and beg while licking my feet I will give it to you.
When are you going to uninstall overwatch and play games with me and Darwin again. Bring Avery with you. I feel so lonely only having Mordin to frustrate with my terrible feeding.
Yes but it is only him that dislikes me.
I have literally never spoken a word to him.
hopefully he can get it right. it's very off putting to be fucking a
guy girl and have her penis flop out in the middle of it.
I don't play LoL anymore. Tristan is trying to get me back on it though.
I don't particularly like Avery anymore. Especially the idea of games with him.
Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid. It's the good advice that you just didn't take. Who would've thought, it figures.
lots of feet fap material for darwin tonight. good for him.
don't quote horrible songs at me.
And fuck Alanis Morissette.
How many do you have in there
I'm sure it wasn't my fault.
Maybe that's why.
Trust me, I'm a pro.
so ded I checked for new thred
just five pictures specifically focusing on the feet like this. I saved everything I wanted to save from all available art I could locate easy enough, so there's just not a lot of it around.
I have a few Rem feet pics too.
POST THEM NOW