Opinions on this game?

hold on, asking Holla Forums

Holy shit. You're right!
Hipster goons can't do ANYTHING right!

I fucking love Noby Noby Boy and this feels like they are spitting in its face. I mad.

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Well you should be! These people rip off other works and the lowest common denominator comes to lap up the shit, thinking they've made a brand new project.

404'd already?

These people cant create, they just take and corrupt

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It's dead, jim

why do humans look like Adventure time rejecst and make those kiddy noises when they speak?

It's the same deal as gang beasts. Double Fine bought it because it was getting buzz with twitter numales.

What game?
–truehart

looks like shit

I'd rather pic-related than play this game

Opinions on these digits?

I wouldn't touch this shit with a ten-foot pole.

Sad!

i skipped around the video and i didn't see anything get murdered so being the ADD manbaby i am will assume its shit

Was it ever a choice?

sage

It's DOA

could make in unity in 25 minutes

Is this Undertale?

it looks like a dumbed-down pokemon with hipster paint, it looks like shit

no

Looks like low-polygon garbage.

TUMBLR NOSES!

This made me feel warm and fuzzy inside

is it the ultimate fetish?

and this is where it all turns to shit.

It honestly doesn't look very good.

Do it

the first thing u see; tumblr noses

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞/ 10

oh shit

*squints at the thumbnails you posted*

The fuck is wrong with you leddit cuck.

This makes me laugh every single fucking time.

What is this a story dump for ants?

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what? How does whatever the fuck the thing I just drew equal a sphere

THIS SUMMER
EXPERIENCE THE MOST MILLENNIAL GAME EVER

Yes it does. Imagine a sphere inside of a cube. The side views would all be circles.

i got inspired.

LOL

JEJ

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I see myself in mark

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Charls is my favorite psychopath.

Most people should, he is a good role model for Holla Forums.

I really, really like this announcement trailer.

Oh wait, wrong extension.

Hey! That's Umaru

Post umaru

Fuck it, Seedscape will be better provided it actually ever gets released

Post umaru getting torn to pieces by horny Muslims after being savagely raped 10 times.
Privileged porky needs to learn who her masters are.

w2c that shirt

Start by not using normalfag nigger-tier abbreviations.

Brutal Legend would have been awesome if they didn't turn it into an RTS.

Absolutely nothing in the demo suggested it would be an RTS. The fuck man.

So fucking glad that shitty "pretty boy" spam is gone.

s-s-source?

MEMEGAME

i played it at E3

shit was fun i hate that its being published by Mr shit face's company

there was issues with the battle system like wildlife would walk right in the middle of a battle like nothing is happening

the game is pokemon if you had the ability to dress your pokemon up

Not into games for 2 year olds

i'm actually really amused by the design of the ooblets but otherwise it just looks like tumblr made a pokemon hack

Game is literally my sims

They copied
My sims
let that sink in for a second.

Too lazy to make a webm.

Remember he doesn't like nazis like Jon so he would definitely not want views from h8chan either

Might be fun. I'm skeptical, but I like pleasant surprises.

So what the fuck is this cancer supposed to be, Pokemon x Harvest Moon Tumblr Edition?

it truly is a shame

If you don't want to give a (((certain somebody))) views, copy the link and replace "you" with "hook" in the link, hooktube is a site by the guy that made Tweetsave that allows you to watch a video directly from Google servers, without ads, the proprietary video player or granting views.
hooktube.com/watch?v=aJQQwE1dff8
Voila.

Faggot.

Fucking based

Even a dime is too much paid for this piece of shit.

You're a fat autistic Jew?

I'm two of those things

Testing the waters to see how much the goobergaters hate your trash? Be carefull, you might actually get actual criticism to your game and everyone, (you) included, knows how well you can take it.

It's Harvest Moon meets Pikmin: Pokemon Edition.
But it doesn't have the beatifull artstyle of any HM games (how fucking horrible can you be at your job that N64 HM still looks more charming that this). The animations seem lazy and copypasted to everyone, why did you made the retarded "butt swinging and hands waving" the default for absolutely everyone? Are you trying to portray a town where inbreeding is mandatory?
The characters don't stand out as anything but prototypes of tropes and generic hipsters with no personality of their own except all of them being "quirky and funny", which is a sad joke about how pathetic your ilk tries to paint themselves as unique despite being carbon copies of everyone else.

The "farm" part seems lazy as shit and hastily placed in, as if it's not the focus of the game.
Harvest Moon and Rune Factory kept farming as something that occupies only 1/4 or less of your day because it served as the bases for the actual content. As in, it had reasonable depth that you couldn't just half-ass it but they knew the game had to be about something more, like building relationships with everyone in town. Even Rune Factory knows this.

Meanwhile, your "game" either implies that your mons die out and you need to keep replanting them (great gameplay choice, let's have mons die permanently in a collect-a-mon game) or farming becomes irrelevant once you've got the best ones. Compare that to Pokemon that had you travel around the whole world to cool places in order to capture mons or Digimon that has some hardcore raising stuff to get the mon you want. Compare that to "plant seed for a murderous vegetable".

Your "combat" tells a lot more about the story of the game than about the gameplay itself because of how lazy it looks like. You jsut cobbled together animations based on the element of the attack and made mons run up and stand in front of the target, play said sprite animation and make some numbers pop up. Even GameBoy era pokemon does a better job at making combat better with more production value there, and I mean even the black and white games.
There's only one reason for being this lazy about combat, it's not the focus of the game at all. It's about the "trainers" you meet and how you talk with them, so it's a game about whatever shitty story you want to tell your audience (imblying there's one) and everything else plays a secondary or tertiary role.

So your farming is shit and your combat is worse. As far as games go, you're already at Gone Home levels of "bad at being a videogame" to the point that VN's actually seem better as some at least have naked chicks in them.
What's left in there? Story? It looks like a goddamn children's game, and I don't mean this in the "mature games for mature gamers like me" but rather in the sense that it looks more child friendly than Disney itself! What themes are you gonna handle and write about? What story are you gonna tell your audience that aren't horrible simplistic cliches?
And how would you make a story that isn't just a long series of common childish tropes when your characters don't look like actual characters but more like scene dressing?

tl;dr the electricity used to power the PCs that were used to create this "game" was a waste. You should have used it to mine bitcoins, better investment on your part.
You can try to be Sunset Valley all you want, you'll never be even near that game while you keep making shovelware trash.

Fucking 10/10 post.

That's a game?

Opinions on this template?

At the end of the video. It's a Pixiv name.

Thanks user, I already found it on danbooru though.

Gimmie

I SAID GIMMIE

i thought it was too, ive been baited

They went terminal with Massive Chalice and Broken Age.

Dying from a heart attack in a couple of years due to an unhealthy lifestyle?

That asexual sweater of main character is a clear sign of feminist propaganda.

I feel like my IQ would drop down to nigger level just by reading this out loud.
Sage because nobody deserves having to see this shit.

Gayest looking shit I've ever seen. WTF user.

Shit