Splatoon Thread:American V-Day Edition

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I hope I have a Switch in time for the release.

I kind of want a switch, especially for spla2n, but the paid online is an absolute deal breaker for me.

I hope splatoon 1 doesn't utterly die when 2 comes out.

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Splatoon 2's music is growing on me.

filename

How much is the paid online?

20$ a year

Same.

Kek.

is he okay?

well this is fucking dumb, i didn't even notice this changed

I just thought that it was my computer playing up and not the website.

Okay this is triggering my autism. Who allowed this?

My dubquads demand an explanation.

He belongs to the void now.

This is Chodemonkey's compromise to stop people from bitching about his retarded method of hashing everything.

At this rate I'm going to need to make a dedicated Holla Forums browser that curls the json files for catalogs and threads just so I can format it for viewing without javascript and memory leaks everywhere. This is getting so ridiculous.

If you didnt need it until now it obviously wasnt important :)

Actually you have two filename links per image. One is the uploaded name and one is the name on the server, which is hashed garbage

I did notice before it and it is important.

Ciphersilverback did.

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>she will never get to watch her cousin sleep after a long broadcast again
>You will be the one who pulls the trigger and kills the traitor

am i too far gone to see nothing weird about squid sister concerts?

Why?

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God damned Lunas.

I know the source to that image has to be good

It's a generic male eating her out.

He was pissed and I was particularly persuasive.

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AHAHAHAHAHH THEY LEFT US IN THIS HELL HOLE UNTIL THEY SHUT THE SERVERS DOWN

This is literally how they are going to get you to buy Splatoon 2.

>not capturing Octocallie, bringing her back to your place, stripping her down, tying her tentaclehair back to her arms, and viciously raping her until she snaps out of her octo-borne hypnotism

What's the first one cropped from?

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I don't even know how the greentext got in there.

New game mode
archive.fo/iJPtD

>We might get to sprinkle in Friday Night Squid Fights with hopefully copious amounts of meming on other teams
Sounds not too bad to me famalam.

Splatoon2soon

Sucks to suck.

Give it up.

Could it be? The one, the only?

Those dubs confirm.

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Miyamoto and other Nintendo developers settle the squid waifu wars once and for the rest of this thread.

I always knew Miyamoto had shit taste.

mariefags btfo forever

Like that wasn't made apparent when splatfest was broken for months and only fixed when Marie stomped Callie during the pokemon splatfest

DELETE THIS

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Fite me faggot

I was getting this for spla2n but I must have lived under a rock since i didn't know about this bullshit.
Seriously, only a HDMI output? What about audio nintendo?
How am I supposed to hook this up to my stereo? I dont wanna pay for more crap.
This is already worse than the Wii U.

On another note, these threads went to shit since 2015.

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You should be able to just hook it up through the tv and the sound will play through there. I have the same setup for mine and it's not a big deal.

dont have a tv, only monitors
and the monitor sound is shit

(check'd)
The monitors don't have an audio jack for speakers? Now I'm kind of fucking curious if you could use an HDMI port on a computer to hook the switch up or something. Have you tried looking that up?

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Seems like you are right user. This thread should just be deleted until the rehash comes out

I use a monitor to play and the sound is bad. I used to run it through my speakers, but then I had that combined with what was coming through the PC in the first place—

Now it sounds better just out of the simplicity.

I appreciate the help, but I already got it working.
I was just disappointed of the lack of outputs and felt like ranting

How old are the inklings?

How big are their cocks? This includes the females too

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Is your taste of the highest Callie-bur?

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My roommate bought this on the cheap on a whim, so I've been playing for a few days. I'm level 17 right now. How do I get better? I'm noticing that I've been in matches since level 5 or so that consist primarily of level 35-50 opponents. They all have 3 star gear with all abilities unlocked, and they seem to stack damage up, attack, up, inks savers, and shit. How do I compete with people like this who seem to get a ton more ability unlocks and have access to weapons I don't? The only defense I seem to have in the game is to simply be the better player, but it only carries me so far when I'm up against people who are triple my level, with better gear, some crazy ability stacks, and then are better than me, too. I hit a brick wall pretty quick in the game, and I have no idea how I can reroll for stats when I don't have all ability slots unlocked, and I've only gotten a few of those snails. Where do I go from here? I don't think I'm bad at the game, but I seem to be matched with people way out of my league.

As long as you can accept that the game is going to begin to die in 3 weeks when Splatoon 2 comes out…

USE MOTION CONTROLS
Nothing else is more important. Play through the single player campaign (again?) to get used to it if you have to. The default sensitivity of -1 is fine for most weapons, you can experiment with other settings later.

Start playing ranked mode. In Turf War you're fighting the entire playerbase, good and bad. In Ranked, for quite some time, you will only be fighting other newbies and people that suck, giving you time to learn the game.

Pick a solid weapon you like that isn't too difficult to use, and stick with it. You can ask here if a weapon is good or not. Tentatek Splattershot and .52 Gal are great for beginners and hold up extremely well at higher levels (tentatek in particular is probably the most popular weapon in the game). A charger is not usually the best choice even in high level play unless you are really good with it. Gimmick weapons like the Bamboozler or brushes will make things even harder for you, and crutches like the Luna Blaster will let you steamroll kids without learning anything or improving.
When you are much better at the game (assuming Splatoon 1 isn't dead by then), there are weapons like the Cherry that are great but difficult to use. Do not worry about these right now, but study your opponents that use them, because you will see a lot of them later.

The way the game is balanced, the most important abilities are Quick Respawn and Stealth Jump, which let you play aggressively, respawn quicker, and jump back into the middle of the battle without worrying (too much!) about dying instantly when you land. Getting a set of Stealth Jump shoes and Quick Respawn hat and shirt, no matter what the unlocked sub abilities, will take you far. Don't worry about this being "cheap," all of the top competitive players are stacking QR.

(3 sub ability slots are almost equivalent to 1 main slot. If someone says "1 quick respawn", you can use either 1 main or 3 subs almost always, unless they are explicit)
People almost always use at least 2 quick respawn, and either Stealth Jump or Ink Resistance. What you do with the other slots depends on your weapon and play style. For instance, you may Swim Speed to get around the map faster, or you may want Special Saver so you can die repeatedly and still have your special readily available to defend against a push. You will have to figure this out for yourself, but you can't really go wrong starting with Stealth Jump and at least 2 Quick Respawn.

Abilities have diminishing returns after about 3 mains. 3 Quick Respawn is a fine choice, but a 4th could probably be better spent elsewhere.

One important thing to consider, with every single weapon you choose, is the damage/defense metagame. The way the game works, adding damage cannot reduce the number of hits it takes to kill an enemy(exceptions listed below), but defense can increase the number of hits needed. A Splattershot should kill in 3 hits, but it will take 4 hits if the enemy is wearing defense.

In the shooting range, you can test how your weapon will preform against opponents with 1, 2, and 3 mains of defense. You should test every weapon you plan to use, and every weapon that gives you trouble to fight, to see how it fares against defense. For instance, 1 defense will make a Splattershot 4 hit, and 1 damage will counteract that defense. You should consider using 1 defense to force enemy Splattershots, many of which will not be using damage, to 4 hit, and (if you are using splattershot yourself) 1 damage to prevent them from doing the same to you.

Damage does not otherwise "break the game." Don't worry about your enemies being able to instagib you because they have more damage; that usually isn't true. There are a few exceptions, however:
Chargers can normally only kill with a fully charged shot, but with damage up, they can kill with an incomplete charge. Most splat chargers and all E-Liters will use damage up to allow them kill more quickly (at close ranges) with incomplete charges. You can consider using defense to counteract this, and hope they don't snipe you will a full charger… or just avoid the charger.
Some weapons can benefit from sub-weapon combos, particularly with the burst bomb, with certain amounts of damage. For instance, the Slosher (IIRC) can use 2 subs of damage to combo an enemy to death with one attack and one bomb's splash damage, and (IIRC) 1 main 2 subs or so to do so with a larger splash damage radius.
And lastly, some weapons can max out their damage, so that they can kill the enemy in less hits if they have already been wounded. For instance, the Bamboozler is supposed to 2-hit, but with damage up, it can deal a maximum of 99.9% of damage in one shot. This is not foolproof, but if the enemy has so much as touched enemy ink in the past few seconds, they will go down in one shot.

Something that people lose sight of in mid-level play is the importance of territory control and turfing. Frequently, you will see players (especially chargers) that are capable of getting lots of kills and shutting the enemy team down, but instead become useless because their team could not control enough territory. The menacing E-Liter can become utterly useless if you take him out once and push his team back to spawn. Because of that, it is extremely important to consider the balance between turfing and killing ability in your team. Since you cannot control who you get paired with in solo games, it is usually smartest to pick a versatile weapon like a Tentatek Splattershot, that can both get kills and cover turf, over something like a charger or blaster that can rack up kills but cannot turf as well. Otherwise, you will tend to find yourself on a team of other chargers/blasters, or people that just suck, and with nobody to turf, you will get boxed in and slaughtered.

It can be useful to "shark" (hide and sneak up on an opponent), but often you can be much more useful simply painting turf. For instance, if you are playing Splat Zones, and your team is in control, rather than try to push into the enemy base and spawn camp them, consider painting as much turf in front of you as possible. This will make it much harder for the enemy to push, and you'll probably fill your special gauge in the process.

TL;DR

its like you forgot how much asshurt there was over the scoring system from start to finish

I did in fact read all of this, so you know. I appreciate some of the tips. I detest motion controls, and I feel I fare fairly well without them. There just happens to be a tier of players that are above my skill level. Perhaps if I want to get on that level, I may need to learn the motion controls. We'll see.

I've been using the N-Zapper '89 for the most part. I like the balance of the main shot, and inkstrike is great. I've turned around matches simply by shooting it at the last second. It's really satisfying. The sprinkler is definitely a downside to it, and I almost never use it.

Am I able to change main abilities on my gear? I'm more interested in looks, but with the way things are going, I'm definitely seeing issues when lacking abilities some players have. Also, are people cheating to roll some of these abilities? I'm constantly seeing people with maxed out of one type of ability on single pieces of gear, and I imagine the odds of that are extremely unlikely. It's also worth noting that there are a lot of level 50s around, and many are shit at the game.

I want quick respawn badly. The minute I learned how to use it, I never stopped using it.

Regarding damage: I have "sharked" quite a few opponents, and I'll get some hits in, but I've seen them turn around and hit me with a similar weapon and kill me outright. I don't think I'm missing because I hear the splat noise when attacks connect. What's going on here?

its very possible its a latency thing. its not that uncommon and prevented me from enjoying the game to the fullest.

woomy.

Sorry I havent been active in the Mumble or threads. I've just been hunting down the switch and Socializing with girls I've just forgot to post
WEW

You forgot about pay attention to the map When you die. Knowing where the enemy map is spraying their ink so you can set up a counter strike before they have time to react

I don't think this may be as big of a problem as you think. There is (as of Mar 2017) 4.80 million copies of Splatoon out there and there is (as of Mar 2017) 2.74 Million Switch units, with most people struggling to find stock because they sell out so fast and also initial launch numbers

Now lets say there is 100% audience percent overlap (impossible) with those numbers (for absolute worst case scenario), there would still be 2.06 million Wii U Splatoon players left. Nor does this account for possible Splatoon 2/Switch owners who skipped the Wii U entirely. Even if you rounded up the Switch's (April-June sales) to say 3 or 3.5 million (or even 4), there still isn't a guarantee that 100% of those Switch owners are even going to buy Splatoon 2, and should result in a playerbase still playing the original.

Admittedly the sequel may result in the "hardcore" level 50/S+ types of Splatoon fan to leave, resulting in a Wii U playerbase with ''LESS" expert players in it and may give less experience players like an easier time.

i would have never thought of that. thats interesting to consider

I have no idea why you would choose to cripple yourself by not using the closest thing to a KB+M you'll find on a console.

if it isnt comfortable then its no use. hindering him less is besides the point if he cant get past that.

So what are your guys take on sloshers? Theyre my favorite type of weapon to use but am I really just hurting myself by using it?

im not fond of anything that needs me to repeatedly press the trigger button personally.
i would like that burst fire gun except for that reason. i forget the name, its a blue garden hose

Sloshers are good on big maps like Moray Kelp Dome. . The Default slosher kit with burst bombs and inkstrike is acutally very good imo. Can take out snipers with ease

The Sloshing machine is rising up in popularity with its arching shots and clear shots doing damage and also the kits that come with it.

The most satisfying feeling while using a slosher is taking out a sniper who has the high ground.

It's one of the best feelings

killing snipers in general is always a good feeling in pretty much any game

is this real?

Its EXPLODING VANS HACKERS ON STEROIDS tier

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It's not real, although it might as well be considering the times we live in

I saw it in this webm. Dunno of it is MSNBC'd or made for fun.

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TURN ON THE FUCKING MOTION CONTROLS
You need to learn them if you want to improve at the game, no matter what the weapon. I cannot stress this enough. There is no single greater improvement you can make, and it will only get harder to switch the longer you wait.

N-Zaps are OK, but definitely overshadowed by the Splattershot and .52 Gal, both of which can kill faster and have more well rounded kits. The N-Zap's advantage is that it paints better, and you can move faster while firing it, so focus on painting and consider using some run speed so you can strafe quickly.
The N-Zap '85 and '83 have better kits. The '85 has splat bombs and echolocator, both of which are always useful. The '83 has point sensors, which are a bit situational, but more importantly it has Kraken, the only shooter of its range to have an invincibility special. This is very useful, not only so you can "panic kraken" to save yourself, but also because it enables you to play more aggressively. With an invincibility special ready, you can bum rush the enemy, knowing you can always kraken if you start getting fired at. This is extremely useful for making plays in ranked games.

I don't really recommend sticking with the '89. Inkstrike isn't terribly useful in Tower Control or Rainmaker, and only slightly useful in Turf War and Splat Zones. If you do stick with it, definitely use your Sprinklers more. They are more useful than you think, for passively painting turf and helping you control ground. Throw one at the start of the match to ink your base and charge your special for free; you can easily have an inkstrike ready before you reach the middle of the map this way.
Later in the match, throw them in places that are hard to see and hit. This can be useful even if you have already painted the turf; it is much harder to push into an area if there is a sprinkler repainting the turf you are trying to paint. Definitely mess around in recon mode and think about useful places to put your sprinklers.
You can simply throw sprinklers in areas that you want to paint but don't feel safe entering, or even use them to bait opponents. Many players will stop to shoot a sprinkler before moving forward or focusing on their opponents. You can abuse this to either distract and sneak up on an enemy for a kill, or simply reveal a hiding player and escape to safety.

Alternatively, if you really like Inkstrike, consider switching to the Wasabi Splattershot. It still has an Inkstrike, but it comes with splat bombs instead of a sprinkler, which you will find more immediately useful, it's a better gun than the N-Zap, and the experience you get with it will carry over if you switch to the Tentatek later.

You cannot change the main abilities on your gear, unfortunately. Balancing the need for good stats and the need to look fresh is an eternal struggle. Yes, people cheat to get perfect gear, using a program called Splathax. Even before that existed, people would cheat by backing up and reloading their save files so they could keep rerolling gear at Spyke until they got the roll they wanted. Both are so common that Nintendo provided a cop out in Splatoon 2.
If you don't want to cheat (which isn't worth doing while you're still learning the game anyway), there are two things you can do to help. One, order gear off of other players. If you see an opponent with pure quick respawn gear, order it after the match. It's not 100% by a long shot, but Spyke has a small chance of giving you an exact copy, and a better chance of giving you a copy with at least one or two of the slots copied. Be persistent and even you can eventually get some broken full Quick Respawn gear.
Second, look up brands on the wiki. The brand of the gear affects which sub abilities it is likely to roll, being 5 times more likely to roll the ability the brand prefers, and only half as likely to roll the ability it doesn't favor. Definitely keep this in mind if there is a certain combination of abilities you want, and take it into consideration when ordering gear off of people; it makes more sense to order a rare roll than it does to order a common roll that you could easily get yourself.

As for your sharking experience, latency could be a factor, but more likely you're missing shots because you aren't using the motion controls. Lag really can suck, but if you aren't at least "trading" (killing your opponent as they kill you) against an easy target then more than likely it's a problem with how you are playing. Learn the motion controls, get better at aiming, approach players less obviously, and try to maneuver more during fights to throw the opponent's aim off.

I said "begin to die," not die immediately. The hardcore people leaving for Splatoon 2 is a good point, however.
My greatest worry is that as serious players leave, hackers will take over. They're already a daily occurrence in Turf War, if they start showing up frequently in ranked it will ruin the game.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

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The first one was in my Splatoon folder, so whoops.

SPLATOON DIRECT THIS THURSDAY

7AM(PST)/10AM(EST)
twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/881875214493241345

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WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?

You also have to consider
A Metric shitting dickton of those 2.74 Million switch systems
ARE NOT BEING USED BY ACTUAL PEOPLE BECAUSE SCALPERS BOUGHT THEM

Odds of a testfire being announced on Thursday?

About 50/50. Which isn't even a gamble.

Man fuck this new Verification shit cant even post screenshots

I got my S+ back for the 5th time. Now for the S+99 Dream to be real agian.

I was hoping for a hardware revision before buying a Switch. Wii U didn't have one, though, so I'll probably wait two years and hope more games come out for it.

Also, how will they implement the entire map system if the undocked Switch doesn't allow TV mode?

The Map function is segmented to the D pad. You jump to player with a direction input

Press Y to bring up the map, then D-Pad to jump as says. Inkstrike is removed so that's not a problem either.

Yah know better yet

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Why even fucking bother, holy shit.

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You didn't need to write a novel to explain something that only takes a few paragraphs.

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Try reading, nigger. There's no excuse for having the right stick for horizontal camera movement but not for vertical while motion controls are on. Makes adjusting high/low aiming a pain in the ass at times.

Except that motion controls are on, and the control scheme was designed that way.
If you're trash maybe? Try a different sensitivity.

And I'm saying that it'd be better to at least have the option to have full stick and motion control combined. It makes little sense to arbitrarily remove some control options.
Last I played I was A+ or S, m8. It'd be harder to learn a new sensitivity just to help in a couple of rare instances. Just a shame to see Spla2n isn't improving anything control-wise.

I think it would mess up the controls if you did that. Especially since it's so easy to quickly and slightly adjust vertically. There's a reason Nintendo went with the scheme they used for Star Fox and Splatoon rather than Gravity Rush.

I like to write walls of text when I've had a few drinks. Some people like the in-depth explanations, or at least find their arguments more convincing than "use motion controls, use tentatek, abuse quick respawn." If you don't, you can stick to the tl;dr I provided for zero attention span smartphonefag millennials like yourself.

I take it your the type that likes the sound of their own voice.
You could condense your long winded blogpost into a simple list of important tips instead of throwing an encyclopaedia at the new player.

How has your sister been?

Woah. we got an Old Timer here.

Rolling for Quads

I don't see you giving him any useful advice.

am I supposed to know what that means

I guess you aren't lame.

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memes

So that why people caved

Direct soon

LONG LIVE THE LUNA!!!

GOD IS DEAD!!

What's the deal with Luna Blasters? Why are they so popular and/or broken? I only just hit level 20 and know jack shit about the game.

North America: youtube.com/watch?v=ffK1_X160DA - twitch.tv/nintendo
UK / Europe: youtube.com/watch?v=ogwm6tL1wLQ - twitch.tv/nintendouk
Japan: youtube.com/watch?v=MemYLiEIciI

No point making a separate thread for this; it's advertised as "an in-depth refresher" on what we already know about the game, but there's surely more to it than that.
Expect a second Global Testfire at minimum, and an unrevealed gameplay mode at most.

Blasters are the deal-damage-around-corners weapon class, and the Luna is considered the deadliest one.

i hope you like tits cause i got some tits to show ya and does anyone know whats up with these numbers?

its just astronomically easy to use.

I don't up play Splatoon, but I just wanna say I really like the OP images.

Direct is live.

got the munchies dude?

Its basicallly the Luna blast radius is rediculous plus kill power is stupid. QUick Respawn gives everyone zombie abilites which can come back ASAP its so stupid. Thank god they nerfed it

I know how to fight most lunas unlike some people

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FUCK MUH BONER

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Nintendo what are you doing

NINTENDO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Would you fuck a Pearl?

OCTOLINGS ON OUR TURF

I WONT INK FOR THIS

Much like my benis after looking at her, her best girl attitude cannot be contained

Oh no…

I really hope you get Callie and Marie back after you finish the story mode, Pearl a cute, but Marina is a disgusting Octonigger

Why are both so disgusting?

REMOVE OCTOLINGS

Main villains confirmed.

SUMMARY:
>Most shops have new staff; Flow the Sea Urchin at the hat shop, Jelfonzo at the clothes shop, and Bisk the Spider Crab at the shoe shop
>Thermal Ink - After damaging an enemy, you'll see their silhouette through walls until they return to full health
>Object Shredder - Deal bonus damage to non-inkling targets
>Respawn Punisher - Longer respawn times and less Special meter loss, for you and people who splat you
>Drop Roller - Roll when landing from a Super Jump
>New idol group - Marina (an inferior Octoling) and Pearl; their debut song is called Off the Hook, and they do the TV updates in place of Callie and Marie
>SPECIAL 4-hour Splatfest Testfire on July 15th - The theme is Ice-cream vs Cake

ICE CREAM MASTER RACE COMING THROUGH

uh thats an octopus

GAS THE CAKES DESERT WAR NOW

I'd fuck Marina any day

At least shitposting is still in, and the new square just looks plain cool.

One is sjw trans, the other one is trans nigger. Don't you get it?

We can only hope.

WE
uh oh
i don't want this please god i dont want to feel sick

They look a lot better in this video, Marina especially.
Still a decent chance they're antagonists.

One job. They had ONE JOB and they fucked it up.

i thought id dislike them but it didnt take much to win me over.
squid loli parappa game when

no dude
splatoon 1 was
green and white
shit and shit
now its
green and black
shit and shit
its different now!

I'm really digging this beat,

AND AFTER ALL THIS TIME MY CHANTS FINALLY CAME THROUGH WITH OCTOLINGS ARE SUPERIOR

Stop this Meme

Octolings are inferior. Pearl #1.

GAS THE NAUTILISES, SQUID WAR NOW

Japan put out a post-stream video with slightly different content.

its not that shoehorned, the new plaza is based on new york, and people there like beyonce or whatever.

personally i would have went with some metrosexual nsync character and gaga or britney spears.
but this is more bold and i can appreciate that. although i dont really understand what the tiny beatboxing squid loli is based off of.

Bucket sit

WHY IS SHE BLACK

Diversity. My gripe is why is her color scheme so awful?

this thing is AT LEAST not vomit inducing

LOOK AT MARINAS FUCKING SMUG FACE IT'S SO FUCKING SMUG

because my penis demands it

She's an octoling, go replay the first game.
They brown

you wot

Agree

What are you talking about?

Marie doesn't deserve this shit

Yeah, they be brown lad, lighting makes them orange.

INKLINGS WILL HOLD UP YOUR MONOCHROME SHITPOSTS LIKE A FLAG

Am I the only one that noticed that? I don't have my regular computer so I can't post it, but no-one has posted it, watch the vid again, watch the leg wear part again.

Is there a problem, she's now second best girl.

Brown, green, and black should technically work. It's a matter of execution. I feel like they went just a bit too hard on the 'fresh'.

second worst, you mean

post lewd proof.

I was saying that since the Octolings first appeared in the direct and it started catching on, I won't stop saying the truth now

Just like in real life, Octolings can change their color.

Nah, second best.

I don't keep chocoporn

are you thinking what im thinking, fam?

you dont fool me

Are you thinking screen cap the leggings part and post it here for everyone to consider what they just saw?

??

notice anything?

So are those tentacools actually male Octolings or are they something completely different, like Octoling drones?

Just some buttmad faggot.

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They will make a really nice contrast whiles both are in my bed together?

t. Twintelle main
>TFW arms is going to die in less than 3 weeks

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well i can see how she might look brown there, but she doesnt have a negress complexion as marina does.

so this has got me thinking. maybe there was no war between inklings and octarians in squidmerica. didnt this city just kind of drift in? is it a floating fortress?
and the attack by octavios forces in the first game was kept secret ignored by the public. so theres probably less negative sentiment towards octarians overall.

i want to see the squid sisters reaction to this.

they're both niggers and they should be removed from their respective games.

Realistic portrayal

How did no-one else notice that blatant cameltoe in the inkling leggings, whatever you cucks, no wonder everyone is shitting on Marina, closeted gays just glance over that shit.

I wish I was at home on my own PC.

Gee I wonder why no one knew what the fuck you were talking about user

Also

I already said I can't do screencaps on this device, but how did you people miss that.

best part of the direct for sure

I'm digging this tune that Nintendo posted on their JP YT account.

Also youtu.be/ffK1_X160DA?t=731

I still like her design this way

I appreciate that they've kept to the theme of having all lyrics sung in Inkling gibberish.

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Or maybe this is supposed to be like, american octolings to japanese octolings
Japan octolings are chinese chinese chinese chinese chinese chinese chinese

still shit coloration.

FUCK YOU NINTENDO
At first it wasn't enough you had to turn Callie into a octofag and now you decided to even replace the idol duo just for "plot" reasons. God damn it, Yes I mad, I will still be playing this game but god damn it hurts… fucking 0/10

Good stories make the battles feel personal

they coulda been a bit more bold with her hair. but im guessing they wanted some sort of synergy with pearl. and pearl wouldnt look as good with a higher pink to white ratio in her 'hair'.

Embrace change.

No! Callie forever and ever

What if Marina is a kind-of Weeb Octoling? I mean real life black weebs are tolerable so a weeb Octonigger could be more tolerable. Also isn't there that theory that a squid can be "dyed" different colours? So the solution for turning her white is fuck the shitskin out of her?

I warned years ago that if you invited Octos to live on the surface they'd try to subvert the city by taking over key points of cultural production and use it to brainwash people. Then they'd start blasting their techno music 3 times a day whole facing towards that damn manhole cover to Octovalley.

R E M O V E

It isn't a theory, It's straight up stated that Inklings (and I'm also assuming Octolings since Octopi can change their color in real life) can change their skin color on demand and whenever the mood strikes them

Considering it's a Japanese game that's not going to happen. If anything she'd be a westaboo and double down on it. They're just shit, plain and simple.

post the comic where marie drinks chocolate milk and turns brown

so its official?
Pearl fags are the new Marie fags?

You're the only fag here.

yeh

Nah

I haven't played the games and only pop in for the dank memes these threads create. Thanks for confirming that user

But going full WHATS GUD NIGGA or Blaxplotation heroine could actually be funny or neat respectively.

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They do that with all of their videos, user.

Boondocks had all of the self awareness. Nintendo doesn't seem to have that, nor the guts to do so even if they did. Maybe something gets added in the translation, but I sincerely doubt it. No they're going to play the safe route with this one and make some sort of inoffensive token black octoling character.

I know.

>I haven't played the games and only pop in for the dank memes these threads create. Thanks for confirming that user

I don't have the game either user because poorfag, I mostly find this thread is a good one so I stuck around and listen to other anons playing the game

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Yes, don't do it user.

THERE WILL BE AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE AMOUNT OF BROWN OCTOGIRL PORN.
AND THIS.
PLEASES.
ME.

NOT EVEN ONE DAY

Calling it, pearlfags are normalfags who enjoy basic sluts and not superior brown shy squids

FUCKING PEARLSFAGS ARE WORSE THAN MARIEFAGS GET OUT RRREEEEEEEEEE

Marina shy mint chocchip octo a cute tho.

Speak bad of Nintendo two more times and you might summon a monster.

I bet this hag also hated ARMS for best girl.

I swear to god, if he defends this atrocity, there is only so much nintendo dick you can suck.

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and her alternative:

Unlike the previous game where Marie was clearly best girl I don't think I can pick a favorite in this one yet at least

This captcha is mad gay

She kind of looks like a chimpmunk in that picture.

i as well am pleased at this inevitability, my friend displaying exquisite taste.

thats an octopus you doofus

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Uhm I went to Amazon to preorder but it says the physical version is unavailable… Did this game already sell out?

Which version? American, European, or Japanese?

American

Ah, then it's probably because they don't have it up yet. If it was Japanese, then I'd chalk it up to Japanese preorders being insane due to loving the shit out of the first game.

But it was up a few days ago. I just decided to wait until after the direct in case some special edition was announced. I just want to get the preorder discount off of Prime but I dont think it applies to digital.

The goddamn chipmunk squid looks like she has gums without teeth for her mouth.

Somethin' ain't right.

Shit, I dunno. I don't usually order games from Amazon only exception was Super Star Ultra for around $22.

They took it off yesterday. Shame too, because the price went down so far.

Or 'She' is a cuttlefish pretending to be a squid, which means potential benis

THE TEETH FAM

Look at the teeth!

Perl looks really mean and Marina looks fake. I don't like them already.

Octopi
Squids
And cuttlefish
So is Marina really Trans-racial Transgender Woolie?

can Nintendo just not RUIN EVERYTHING

Only you can prevent Octarian invasion

The new idol pairing are villains.
One of them is an Octoling, and the other one is actually Callie in disguise
Once you beat the campaign mode Callie and Marie will take their place.
Why are people freaking out over this obvious ruse, again?

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he's just in denial, user.

Pearl looks fine in the 2d art, but the modeling fucked her over.

Look at this art
Perl looks evil, Marina looks like she's hiding something. They both look like they're bad news.

I thought Marie was missing and Callie was the disspondant one looking for her.

It makes a little sense actually (Octolings decide to take over via redefining what is "Fresh" so squids let them take over, kidnap Marie so their sleeper agents Pearl and Maria can work).

Only issue is- what happens to people who play online who haven't beaten the story yet?
Double your (already short) writing for Callie/Marie AND Peal/Marina for all the Vs events?

Even if they are villains, I can see them staying or at the very most, toggleable between them and the Squid Sisters when you win the campaign.

This.
Also I didn't see any Octolings in the Inkopolis plaza, did you?
Did they say you can play as Octolings? Nope.
So why would an Octoling just randomly be part of the new Squid Sister duo?
I'm telling you, something's up here.

I agree user, They it looks like they are hiding their lust for my benis right now

Maybe at the end peace is made between the Squids and the Octolings and all four of them host it at once?
I'd probably still fuck the new duo, anyways

You linked me to my own post.

I thought Perl is just a brat?

Models did have a fetal alcohol face.

THEY'RE LEARNING ENGLISH

Did you even play the first Splatoon?

oh shi-

The Octolings are adapting user, They found recordings of "The greatest story never told" and now they are learning from human mistakes whiles adapting, Only a matter of time until they discover nukes

They're just one step from "daddy please give me cummies"

Even though Octolings are slow at evolving they are quick learners.

youre forgetting that theyre from a different continent.

But all the continents are underwater

look at the eyes. people have been using octarian weaponry this whole time.

america has a ton of mountains

TACTICAL CUTENESS INCOMING

why nintendo, why?
At least gyaru octoling is cute

There's a mad serb in the other thread.

Ayy.

Squids don't have bones, you fucking secondary.

I'm not digging the beat nor any of the girls' designs.

It really feels that way. Both girls look like they got their clothing out of a bargain bin in hot topic. Aside from that, is anyone else disappointed about the hair styles for the inklings. Most of it looks way to abrasive, and I'm not really sure the new hairstyles fit the idea that the limbs and hair of an inkling are the same number of appendages on a squid.

Or they could of just gave the white blonde pink hair color to the shitskin octoling. Though then again, those two look like they need a makeover.

Most of the West Coast is a mountain.

however theyre new yorkers

At the same time Callie is being mind raped by octos. Something is wrong here.

What's all this now?
It's not boys so I don't care

You were posting two hours ago, nothing has changed since then. Faggot.

lmao

I think it's finally time to call for an armistice between Squid Sister fans. Whether you preferred Callie or Marie, we can shake hands and recognize that what we had was better than what the future had in store for us.

Literally everyone that isn't pure nigger has neanderthal DNA.

Agreed. I think we can meme hard enough to get Nintnedo to do something. Especially if we called on the Nippon anons.

if you didnt demand both squid sisters youre not my battle brother

whats the matter user? dont like chip n mint?
pearl a shit though

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Oh we've had a few worse than this.

Delicious Choco-Octo a cute
Not Marie Cute, but not bad
Pearl could use a dramatic makeover before the game launches

Ahh damn it's so fucking cool that you can actually buy food from the food truck.

It seems Sean has no qualms about serving members of his own species to the hungry squid kids. Wonder why that is?

Sean: "Them niggas owed me money"

That's not really what I said, it was more of a joke on the salt in this thread over the new delicious marina mint. There's so much salt, and Splatoon 2 looks great, gonna put so much time in for Grizzco.

I know, but I just wanted an excuse to post up the totally legitimate victory of glorious Dog forces over the disgusting cat menace. That all being said, I'm pretty excited for it. It's going to be fun, I'm especially excited for grafitti being brought back in, it's just still a shame that we lost Miiverse

I don't care about Miiverse, but it's nice that graffitti shitposting has returned, I was worried there for a second, but how the fuck do I draw now, I have no fucking stylus for the Switch.

don't care for hilter faggotry, but a bit annoyed that there hasn't been an effort to create a Splatoon Hitler to shitpost about

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Upvoted XD

That's actually a pretty good question. I think they said something in an article I read about an eventual stylus accessory although this doesn't do shit for people like me who use tv mode almost exclusively. Guess I'll just have to bite the bullet and SWITCH it over

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It's settled, then. The new bitter rivalry is between noble-hearted Squid Sister fans, and Marina's degenerate racemixing normalfags.
Also Miura best new girl, no contest.

Black warlords were instrumental to the african slave trade after all.

I really don't like the new idols at all but I like just about everything else we've seen so far. The squidgirls make even cuter and lewder poses than the original, the abilities seem interesting and better balanced with more meaningful tradeoffs, Salmon Run is every other day rather than a rare Splatfest-like event. Even the new idol song isn't bad.

In all likelihood they'll adopt a rock theme for the idols of Splatoon 3, since they keep teasing Pop vs. Rock and have upped the rock style in other aspects of 2's sound design. They might even make them the first male idols.

I guarantee you Nintendo will release a stylus accessory at some point, since it's all but necessary for Mario Maker and Animal Crossing patterns.

I prefer delicious notbrowns

Well I guess all we can hope for now is that they don't release it for 20 bucks Fat chance there

>hates delicious brown Octo but somehow has a thing for drugged out flowerchild with the only curves being that ridiculous hat
Her little friend doesn't even banter, what's the point? It's like a less decent Annie. She is a step above Pearl, I guess

What would you do if the squid pop idols had really gross fishy body odor that is considered a nice perfumey smell in inkling society?

you say this like it isn't a fetish for me

That fucking Moe would lock me into an endless loop of failure dialog because he would interrupt my input and prevent me from moving the cursor so I would just endlessly pick the sold out option.

I'm glad he and Annie are dead.

Would you lick lemon and tartar sauce off Marie's armpit?

I would

Have you seen the prices of Switch accessories? You'll be lucky if it costs under $40.
The Japanese Direct described her as an oneesan, and that's what I see before the hippie design, a spacey ara ara girl. But now I see that Treehouse, in their infinite wisdom, recast her as a "crazy old aunt." Of course.

haha

Didn't Nintendo say Annie was coming back as Sheldon's assistant or something? I wonder what happened to that.

Is the online for the first Splatoon still alive or at a decent size? I'm kinda worried if the online for Splatoon 1 dies off and I can't play online any more.

It's still going strong.

Probably will be alive for a while at least until Spla2n comes out.

That just makes me hope that they aren't from California.
t. Californian

Thanks but,
Does that mean that the online community for Splatoon 1 will take a drop?

I don't imagine it'll immediately drop off, no. It still has a huge playerbase and you can find a game at any time of the day.

Chances are there'll be some puritans who will still stick with Splatoon 1 until Nintendo stops supporting it completely.

It never died. If you want to dust off your Wii U and relive your Splatoon 1 memories now is your best opportunity to do, because no matter how many people stick around after 2 launches, it will never be as many as there are now.

It will take a huge hit, but it will still be playable for a long time to come while Switches are hard to come by. The real danger is that hackers will fill in the gaps and become common enough to turn people away from the game.

I don't really see that happening, except for the people unable to find or afford a Switch at the moment. It's not like Brawl where Nintendo completely fucked up the design of their game and split the playerbase; all of the competitive and half-serious players I've seen or talked to think 2 is better designed in every way and have no plans to touch 1 ever again.

I suppose the one downside of 2 being good is that we will probably never see a "Project M" for 1. The technical understanding is almost there but there's no motivation when 2 addresses pretty much all concerns about 1's balance.

Wait… is Marina an octoling?

whats settled? i have little quarrel with pearl and marina.
if at any point it crossed your mind that the squid sisters were not a package deal, if you participated in the final splatfest with gusto and didnt at least question yourself, then youre the real villain of splatoon.
its fine to prefer, to like, to love.you can like or love this new duo for all i care. but at some point in these threads there were anons who had the audacity to ever just disregard one squid sister or another. i will not "throw in" with such filth. give me squid sisters undivided or cast me into the abyss.

such vile people would appear human like i am and that just disturbs me. there is no excuse to be so disgusting. and now they are among us thinking such thoughts as "ha ha, well at least i dont like these new idols, that redeems me"
no, people like that belong in the sewer. and they will turn on you as soon as it suits them.

great point, theres no way theyre not making one for the switch. im actually looking forward to see what they do with it.

Marina looks latina, so I'm good.

She is and a decent chance Pearl is no Inkling herself guess we'll find out in a couple weeks either way

The Japanese really seem to like Marina. All hope is lost.

She's 100% a nigger. You can tell by her facial structure and mannerisms that she was designed around black RnB singers. But hey if you're latino it's no loss if you racemix, blanda upp to your heart's content buddy.

Does it really matter the skin colour of Marina, she's not human, just has dark skin and no other "black human" or African features?

While that was NA, Team Cat won in PAL regions.

What if both of them are the granddaughters of Octovio? Like the SS are to Capt Cuttlefish?

Art Academy Switch version would be another good qualifier for being bundled with a stylus. Could see Nintendo releasing a stylus separately or doing a discount bundle with a copy of AA.

And it should be possible to "draw" in the air just using the gyro in the controller. It will be a bit cruder though as it would involve drawing not on a surface.

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She's perfect.

Good point, there's no way Art Academy is coming back without a stylus.
The way they drew in the Direct seemed like it was using the analog sticks.

Between her and Twintelle I think somebody at Nintendo has a thing for black girls.

HIPPY MILF I'D FUG

what nintendo likes is butts

No it goes Deeper user

What if this was foreshadowing for the final boss? Get attacked by giant extendable hooks because the final boss wants to dispose of you through cooking? Octovio did make threats about wanting to turn Agent 3 into squid rings, squid soup, etc (or at least in the PAL version).

Also another stupid idea for the end of the game.
>The right arm holding the torch is 3 times longer (and higher) and is "spring" like. You couldn't see it because of the cliff. The left arm is also affected but not a noticeable.
>Whoh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhhh. Na na na na na naaaaaaaaaaaa
>Splatoon turns out to be set in the post apocalyptic future of the (present day) ARMS universe.
>ARMS viewership is said to be 100%, maybe the humans of the past were too focused on TV and forgot to take care of the environment, leading to the oceans to rise and wipe out humanity.

They fought everything they could except environmental change

Do you think inklings would taste delicious when deep fried?

I'd believe it - as it stands right now, "Don't get cooked, stay off the hook" sounds decisively stupider, more needlessly complex and far less memorable than "Stay Fresh", which was clean, concise and catchy. If this were foreshadowing, it'd would make a lot, LOT more sense, as well as have it be the first tell-tale sign that something's off about Off the Hook.

That's it, GOTYEY

i think inkling pussy is best enjoyed fresh

So for some reason right now you can play the Splatoon splatfest, and you can wander around inkopolis square, and gyro aim is more free.

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You can use the touchscreen to draw, so if you have a stylus that works with the kind of touch display a Switch is, I think capacitive then you can absolutely get back to shitposting loudly in style.

Fag

pearls crown looks like the hooks on a squids suckers. callie and marie wore toy food on their heads and look at crusty seans jacket. seafood is a big theme in splatoon. not to mention the squid sisters names being a play on calamari.

Just watched the direct.

WHERE IS SHE

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH HER

Fuck you nintendo. I wanted a reason to hate her

Get Fucked low tier waifu fag

Every single one of us who had choose splat1 waifus have been betrayed, brother.

SplatFest demo's already on the eShop; you can run around Inkopolis Square, get bullied by all the NPCs for being stuck at Level 1, and submit shitposts.

well hey at least she got a 3d render. we never even really saw the abxy singer outside of that stylized album cover and even there she looks cute as hell.
people have taken to calling her glenna, but i dont know if theres an official source for that

let me in marie im here to help

Marina is actually 'iida', reminiscent of 飯蛸 or iidako, which can be used for the word 'Octopus'. It's notably Chinese influenced and is typically used to refer to Chinese sushi involving octopuses.
Pearl is actually 'hime', something anyone with a little weebshit training knows is a way to refer to a princess, or how princesses refer to themselves. It's viewed as snobbish and arrogant in the modern era.

Not sure if intentional user. But a fucking youtube commentor kinda found the secret to their group name. And I really hope that it is a translator with a wicked sense of humor.

I FUCKING KNEW THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING

Honestly I took the soft glowing from Marina to be more like a slight mispelling of Mariana Trench and the bioluminescent life found down there.

giving my penis the density of dark matter is a funny way of "weakening" it

No.

Clever and cheeky if true. Knowing Memehouse it's probably not intentional.

Friendly reminder that Pokemon Sun/Moon was about a Japanese girl liberating hawaii from corporate america, and Silent Hill 2 was about the failed arranged marriage between Hawaiin and Japanese royalty.

We NTR'd Japan's little sister. and they still so mad.

a gayme theory

Treehouse's resident hate-fucking non-couple spoiled a few of the early Single-Player levels.

ALL THIS NEW SHIT & OCTOPUSSY!!!

I always just thought the guy was gay or just not interested in her, but the girl wanted to jump his dong badly

Lil Judd is a qt

Also why do I still have captcha in this thread and not in any other?

i think im more of a cake guy, ice cream and cake go really well together though.
lets just say if i were to go team ice cream it would be for purely sexual reasons.

try refreshing or deleting cookies

That seems to have fixed it, thanks user although I don't know why it wasn't working before when I tried that

Not exactly the most spectacular players. Looks like it'll be a good successor to Octo Valley, though.

I don't like the fact that one of the idols is now black. I'm not attracted to black skin colors as much as I am whit ones, in depends on the circumstances but generally, I think white skin tones and much more attractive then a majority of black or darker skin tones. I don't like that the style of the squid sisters has changed from japanese pop idols to… rap/hip hop/punk whatever the hell this is now. It's like the style of the game has changed from eastern to western in terms of art direction, different clothing, different music, everything. I don't know whether people are going to make less porn of the original duo, and instead jizz their pants over this new black character, and make even less porn of the white one. I'm genuine upset over Nintendo's decision to make one of their idols black, I don't like her.

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i dont think you played the first game if it felt eastern to you.

Learn to write.

I wondered at first if I didn't like Marina because she's black, but I don't think I'd like her any better if she were white. The problem is that she walks around with her soft parts hanging all over the place. She looks like an octoprostitute. No amount of cutesy shy demeanor can fix that. Callie and Marie didn't exactly dress like nuns, but they were at least covered up properly.

And making her an octoling is kinda fanfiction-tier. What ever happened to the squids and octos hating each other?

the great turf war was 100 years ago. what happened to group 1 and 2 being bitter enemies after whatever bloody war? hasnt even been 100 years since ww2 but what were formerly the allies and axis are generally amicable.
the events from the first game didnt really concern the public. all they know is the zapfish disappeared and came back. was the whole octarian society in on it or is octavio some kind of super villain?
i gotta wonder if the off the hook duo even has any idea about the great turf war, they might have floated in with the drifting island city.

im surprised no one mentioned it yet with all these theories flying around. "off the hook" means not in trouble. when someone was or was almost in trouble but no longer.
or it might just be a play on the term 'off the chain', very cool or exciting. after all,
off the hook is a name they get only in the usa and russia where european regions get tentacool. so its likely that.

now im getting it. there was a spam bot running around earlier so its probably related to that.

I'll make the next thread when we hit page 13

we are on page 13!

Oh Crug

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