4 AM

Is 4am Job-am now?

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How goes user?

Played that like once when it came out, seemed fun.
Do anything fun today user?

I went to bed at midnight. Been wrestling alarms sleeping all night. It drove me crazy. Tired of being tired.

benis. bepis. bagina. pepe. poopoo. haha.

Has it ever not been.

Hopefully I can quit in 5 weeks instead of 7 then.

Sorry user, hope you make it. How long you been working that job?

For now.

It was way more fun than the sequels I'll tell ya that.

So do I sometimes.

Life still boring. Still need to get my shit done but im too lazy to do anything. Tommorrow im gonna set dates for my last 3 tests. Get my GED so i can finally start taking welding classes.

Way too fucking long two years. I need to quit and get an office job.

In other non-shitty news, the ARG for the new Layton game started up today. Breddy fun. No U.S. events yet tho.

I tried to sleep but couldn't, now suicide a tempting option. I played dota games and won them. I played an MMO and did stuff. I studied some nip, cooked BLTs and pretended I have a life while waiting, endlessly, for something to change and start mattering.

I want a job again. Fucking hate not working.

Is it that shitty new female layton or classic layton?

Alright so there's this fucking sound in the distance and I don't know what the fuck makes it. It's like this whistling sound, but it's not trilled, it's like someone's blowing a whistle. It's a single, high pitched, long whistle. I hear it EVERY FUCKING NIGHT at around this time. I have no clue what makes a sound like that. It seems quite far away, and it also seems really fucking loud to be able to travel to my window. It's not constant, either. I'll hear it a few times in a row, then it'll be quiet for a while, then suddenly I'll hear it again.

What is it, /4AM/?

Im waiting for the impending apocalypse so my investments will be worth it.

The former. I liked the other Layton game involving one of his children, so I'm hoping this one's good too.

skinwalker

It's a fucking train.

Candleja-

4 gets too much hate. The super hero matrix shit made it unique compared to all the GTA knock offs that have been coming out lately.

Ganbatte user.

Considering it. Just depends on how much money I have at that point. 2 extra weeks of sleep before nippon might be worth not having the extra few hundred dollars.

I'd love to get some office job. Seems comfy.

ARG?

God fucking damnit. Why do they have to feminise everything i love.

But imagine how many extra figures or jap only games you could get with that.

w-what are those? Do I even want to know?

user, I'm not dumb, I know what a train sounds like. It's not a train, I promise.

You don't cook BLTs. You cook the bacon maybe but you make BLTs.

Owls.

Bleh I know but fuck work.

/x/'s answer to everything that they can't explain

I'll cook you, you FGT.

Alternate reality game. Solving puzzles online and going to IRL locations to help solving them.

Layton is still in this one. He disappears after touching this box, and his daughter has to find him. Plus she kinda looks cute.

Dude, thats a train.

Welp, I might be royally boned & on the street soon guys. The whole "travel America in an RV looking for stuff to sell" idea might have just died. Earlier today Amazon sent out a message asking for proof you bought your books from a verified supplier (half of my inventory is books), & I get all my books used from shit like garage sales so there's no way to do that. This could go down 4 ways, each worse as I go down.

A: The specific books they block are so small in scope I won't notice it since I can just throw those on eBay (they already do this with certain nintendo games, legos, etc that need verification from a supplier)

B: They take down like 50 of my books for sale (they mentioned popular text books specifically, so that might just be school books)

C: They see I can't prove I got my textbooks from some Chinese mega corp & block me from selling books all together (half my inventory)

D: They Do B & then kick me off amazon thinking I'm a book bootlegger

I find out in three weeks what happens.Full scary message below for those who want to see where I'm at.

archive.is/BmX6p

If this hits me bad enough I might have to start a resale store in fucking chicago, the state that's about the go bankrupt. Every way I slice it that's a horrible idea too since retail is almost dead.

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Morning friends
Hopped on the bus today to discover my vita's memory card is missing. Been having some anxiety all night over all my game progress and $100 memory card just fucked off
Been reading my 40k book instead all night, excited to get some games in with my tau I picked up this weekend
anyone know some good /tg/ or vidya podcasts?

Divinity original sin
Total Warhammer has been real fun as well with a buddy

what kind of owl makes a sound like that?

so is it gonna eat me or something?

a skinwalker that transformed into a train?

Morning.Tried to go to bed early so I can be fresh and awake for my meeting today but that obviously backfired. Oh well. Jaw wasn't bugging me, at least. My typing is still trash because I'm typing around a plate, though.
Blazblue, man. Bought the original on release. Tager all up in this bitch.

yes and then it will wear your skin like a suit

Wait is this a like official game? And they have ARGs? What

What MMO you playing?

Can you not message them at all?
That sorta thing

good morning friends. I have to get up in an hour to work construction but I wanted to drop off a godly cutie for anyone who might need one

Im fine otherwise i guess

chino is top cute

luckily you picked the right thread

Its augmented
You could just abandon ship and drive away and somehow scrounge up a life in a different city/state. Better than living in chicago.

Its like im back in 2007

Someone steal it you think?

Owls make all kinds of crazy sounds. Look it up.

Meeting?
And sleep is for the week.

Good luck today user!

Puyo Tetris.

I've only played the very first version. Bought the collectors edition like a sucker. Can't even imagine what the newest game is like. What did they do, triple the roster?

Smash TV had that sick 8 way joystick in arcades. Love that game. SNES port was kinda shitty though.

Red flag. we're all worried like crazy about money, so you can tell the economy is about to collapse.

Gotta sign graduation paperwork, I guess. Finished my last class last month so now I need to meet with a guy who only comes in once a month for some reason, so I can sign papers.

I need to see one to believe it.

I'm an hour or two west of Chicago, if I were on my own I'd be happy to let a 4am bro stuck in this god forsaken state chill with me. Best advice I have is to find another income stream or get the fuck out of this hellhole.

The free gift of

AIDS if you just join The Gay Community and all you have to do is

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

BDO. It's like the only MMO you don't have to play to progress in, because afk lifeskilling lmao.

Maybe. I just want to buy shit that I can use later.

Whats the pay?

If I can do it, anyone can. Just gotta force yourself.

Its a trap user! RUN

If the economy does collapse i think im gonna be a traveling merchant. It sounds comfy as fuck.

Hmm, so it's time of the day dependent? Does it get really cold where you are at night? Does it get more windy? Would need more info to make a guess.

I thought they stopped making layton games because they already used all those free public domain puzzle books up?

Try green tea, it calms me down anyway.

If I run I have to wait another month and won't be able to get into college next semester.

It doesnt sound that hard to make new puzzles

Yeah. It's official. layton.world/

The Layton games are kinda like Star Wars. There's the original trilogy (Curious Village, Diabolical Box, Unwound Future), the prequel trilogy (Last Spectre, Miracle Mask, and Azran Legacy), and now (I guess) the sequel trilogy (Layton Brothers: Mystery Room, this new one, and idk maybe the Phoenix Wright crossover).

The NES version worked strangely well for what it was.

So how was fathers day? You can totally get a job.

It's still filled with too much ECKS DEE humor.

Misread that first sentence as fapped on the boss, also hope you find that vita memory.

I'll give it a go. Green tea sounds nice, anyway.

Ehhhhhh?

Wew don't oversleep user. And I bet the meeting is literally this

Neat! Love me some ARG shit. Used to play a few on them back on /x/ years and years and years ago on cuckchan back when it wasn't absolute garbage.
How are layton games anyway?

Probably. Still gotta be there.

Man I fucking hate that shit. I'm having problems with them, too. My problem is that I want to start working on mechanical turk, if you don't know, it's a website run by amazon where people go to do "tasks" in exchange for small sums of money. Not sure of the finer details, but it'd be nice to make a bit of money. Anyway, they keep telling me that they can't verify my identity, and so my payments account is frozen. I keep calling and calling customer service and they just keep telling me the same bullshit and I feel lost. They keep saying, "we'll get back to you, we'll get back to you" and I never hear from them again, or I get a shitty generic canned response e-mail.

Basically, fuck amazon.

huh. cool

but if you see one won't it just kill you so it can keep its identity a secret?

it's not that cold, it's summer here, it's pretty damn warm actually. it's not windy now, but yes it can get pretty windy here. I live out in the mountains.

I sent them a message asking if I got the notification by mistake. 99% of my books are listed as used in good condition, not new. I told them I just get my stuff used, but they probably don't care, or it works against me. I just sell single copies of single books, so it's not like I have 10 brand new copies of some college textbook for sale. I'm hoping it was triggered by literally a single book being listed as "new", & not due to me getting like 2 negative feedback in the last 12 months. Best case scenario they just take down a few titles & I throw them on eBay, but it's got me really spooked.

Also, fuck you mods and you're exception.

Nothing right now but youll get a share of the profits when it is released plus a future maybe.

I don't have a dad. No, I'm not black, he's just a deadbeat who divorced my ma to marry a flip. Thank god I take nothing after him. And yeah, maybe, but I need to contact the job-office. I'm fucked out of my mind.

fuggin black desert you gaylord.

Really fucking good. Puzzles are challenging, animation is good, characters are endearing, and story has made me cry like a fucking bitch more than once especially Unwound Future. That fucking destroyed me. I was crying in my shower after that.

Its like you dont know the trill of the hunt.

They hate you because you're stealing business, so they're trying to get rid of you.

Not unless it was family

I hope so too, I'll be losing a metric fuckton of progress on my games if I have to replace it

Yeah but

Just saying, no reason to worry about sleep. Or showering or putting on fresh clothes.

You missed the mechturk thing by years user. Its yet another one of those things where if you didn't show up right when it started you would be making pennies for hours of work. Might as well get a real job.

You should just get a real job just to get out of shitcago tbh user

That explains why the old man was trying to speak to me the other day.

An hour or two away is far enough, but I'm close enough to the danger zones that I can hear the fireworks that the police scanner reports talk about as they happen. Stay indoors or far away from chicago on the 4th, that's for sure. I was out at crystal lake a week ago which is maybe an hour & a half away. If you're anywhere out there it gets really rural. Real nice area, no nogery.

I'm trying. Worst comes to worst I throw everything on eBay & store it locally. Not like I have a choice. There aren't many other places to sell online that people buy rare books from.

My dream job would be a traveling arcade on a boat/barge that just travels the coast.

Good luck.

I am not employable, it seems.

I was gonna shower anyway but just grab some clothes out of my dirty pile.

I somehow made it two weeks without fapping. This is the farthest I've ever gotten. I get close to caving sometimes, but I always catch my mind leading me astray and pull back before it can open. and lol at forced anonymity.

It's hot out, but i'm feeling cold. This is it boys.

Didn't you say this yesterday?

Green mint icecream is shit.

I already know that red.

Did you brush him off? Like a prick?

Might have. I've been posting here too long. Everything blends together.

Ebay is fine for me. I sell shit on there all the time.

Where and how are you going to release it?

Ehhhhhhhh?

Aren't those kids games? Are you autistic user?

Probably was.

Dunno why you put up with amazons bs at this point anyway. This ain't the first time you complained about them.

das rite

Why not user?

Why bother showering if you are gonna put on dirty clothes

Yeah, great.

Once you make it to like 3 weeks or a month the urge just stops existing.

Because my dirty clothes smell like sweat but right now I smell like sweat and jizz and pussy.

If they're kids games, they're pretty fucking dark. And pretty fucking hard.

I feel like I'm gaining more control than I've ever had in my entire life.

Hate chocolate/mint combo tbh

Sounds empty user

Maybe you are just a baka

Those puzzles get way too convolutee and hard for a kid to solve them. Fucking hell, i think in curious village there was a sliding block puzzle that was 100 moves long.

I prefer being NEET. Not as if hiring me would be a boon for anyone anyhow.

Faggot, you're supposed to just end it partway through the word, no dash or anything.

DSFARGEG

I think I can make it. It's cool how such a habit that's dominated me for so long can be overwritten in such a short period of time and with a little will power.

Not at all.

I have been a NEET for the past 7 years. I'll be 30 in less than a year's time, and I have a shitty track record as far as my job history is concerned. I have anger issues and problems with authority figures, and I'm a lazy bastard who can't get motivated to work for an hourly wage. I used to think that if I could prove myself to people by working hard that I'd be able to "move through the ranks" and "get somewhere" but that's all just bullshit that they tell you to keep you complacent. It's all about politics and nepotism. "Not what you know, it's who you know" and all that. Fuck that. I hate it. Where is the meritocracy?

If I have to smell like either smoke or pussy I would pick pussy. But I'd rather just smell a little sweaty than either of those.

Why was this picture deleted? Was it porn?

I know what you mean. Happens to me too.

Yeah it'd a disgusting flavor. Tastes like toothpaste. No sweet should ever taste like toothpaste.

Be conniving and plot your way to the top. Or join the military.

I live in a college town, and the college in my town is one of the few in the state that accepts the Bix Nood Dindu Nuffin Scholarship for Good Boys so unfortunately, there are plenty of nogs around here. Rural Illinois is entirely white and super comfy though, rolling flatness for miles dotted by tiny islands of hamlets and villages arranged in archipelagos of implicit whiteness.

I'd rather have clean clothes.

How can we be real if our thoughts aren't real?
And eckehart toll is a faggy name.

Only reason to do that is to have an amazing onahole session really. Been waiting like 3 days myself lately. Feels good.

3dpd pussy is disgusting though

What I've found depressing to see in the past is "help wanted" signs for entry level jobs, but the establishment wants at least a few years experience for the same sort of work, which you can't get because people aren't wanting to hire if you don't have that experience already.

Yeah, I don't like doing laundry if I think I can get away with not doing it.

holy toledo, gumby.

but if i don't always smell like pussy how will normalfags know i'm not a virgin? if they can't tell then they might bully me

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Green tea has L-Theanine in it, which counteracts the negative effects of caffeine, so if you're all jacked up on coffee it might knock you out. Couldn't hurt. It's really good for you too.

I was on the phone with them when I got that message & it was your generic poo who used robotic flowchart responses.

I cannot wait until they lose their jobs to automation. Zero help at all.

No shit. They keep pushing slightly more & more until normal people can;t sell on amazon. They're getting too damn big. I wish trump would put sanctions or taxes on Chinese goods. Unless you're a chinese mega seller they don't want you selling on there. I would rather manually half sell 1000 books on eBay for less money than have a real job though. Fuck having a real job. I'm way too unemployable for that.

I know you've never been, but there ARE no jobs in chicago. All the low level ones are taken by illegals, & the rest is by connection only (jewish run businesses). There's a reason the state is going bankrupt. My backup plan is lionfish spearfishing in florida, & considering that could easily kill me, I'd rather not.

They store your stuff so you don't have to keep it on you locally. I don't have the space otherwise. That, & you can throw some mildly popular book their way that they only sell 3 times a year & get money out of it. Doing the same thing on eBay doesn't really work due to the relisting fees.

get confident stupid

You deserve to be bullied if you're doing that.

No clue. It was a senran fig holding a vita card between her tits

As always. Being that hes a 2nd wave boomer and a cuck he must wonder why he doesn't get any respect. And its because his wife runs the household, makes all the decisions, trashes him in front of his kids, and she emasculates him and insults him almost 24/7. He shows visible signs of anger and frustration at almost all times, but since he can't hit her because that's bad for reasons he has to surrender to the female tyrant. The warning signs were obvious and everywhere, yet she was probably the first girl to touch his benis, and this was enough for him to commit his life to her. Remember friends, if you ever go the tradcuck route, remember, beating your womyn when she got out of like was a staple of traditional relationships.

I think the trick is to say "fuck it" and apply anyway. At least then there's chance you will get an interview, whereas if you don't it definitely never happens. I've seen help wanted signs stay for weeks, so they might be more desperate for workers than you think.

I've been NEET the past 8 years until now. I just work jobs for a few months every once in a while to have enough money to buy some neat shit and get my parents off my back usually.

It was a pic of an anime figure. And I think some overbearing mod assumed it was an avatarfag?

The fuck is a lionfish?

Being nofap is neat, you can spend those thirty minutes or so doing something else. Although, that might just be this disinterested autist speaking. I don't think it has such an impact if you weren't watching porn beforehand, but if you were into porn going nofap helps a fuckload.

It's already been two fucking years. Can you imagine?

Thanks for the advice. I'll drug my shit up before bed today.

I have to be around them to go buy groceries eventually.

I can't help it, it feels good.

I don't care what they think as long as they don't beat me up and take my lunch money

we have to get out of here

Rinse repeat until Illinois has been reached.

Then just buy the groceries and get out. Dont talk to anyone, dont let anyone talk to you. Easy.

I dont actually have anythibg productive to do in those 30 mins anyway. I think i'll try anyway.

because we're the consciousness that perceives those thoughts and emotions.

I just can't do it anymore. it feels empty to me.

Sounds like self-help bs that is more likely to lead you to a nervous breakdown when you can't keep up the facade any longer. Be careful.

this is the correct opinion.

This is how you get on a watchlist.

Oh yeah, you gotta be careful, lime is very very anti-playstation portables. Doesn't allow em on the board. You're lucky he didnt ban you for that smut.

I hope not. Anime girls are an inalienable right of anons. If the mods are coming for our waifus it has to be war.

Do you live in detroit?

I honestly dont know. The pace of progress is irregular. Were good on code and weve got the tools we merely lack ppl making content.

Is he a legit cuck?

But then can smell fear and might body slam me and then take my pants and lock me in the ice cream freezer. That's how my brother died.

Alternatively

In that case Lime can choke on a dick

They won't take me in the military, they want the young guys fresh out of high school. Even if I do get in, the same problems likely plague the military, too.

Honestly, for entry level work, it should be as easy as, "hey, you want to work? how's next monday?" and that's it. Not only do they want prior experience these days, they want you to jump through a bunch of bullshit hoops, you have to answer a bunch of bullshit questions on personality tests and in interviews, and they want glowing remarks from people in your social network. It's fucking ridiculous. I just want to do a menial task for a few hours a day, and that's it, but no! they have to make the entire thing this needlessly painful process, and for what? I'm not a convict, I'm able bodied, and I'll pretty much just keep my head down and do what I'm told.

I spoke with people who sounded like they were American, I spoke to someone who claimed to be a manager, but they all more or less gave the same response, "we're really sorry, there's nothing we can do right now, we'll be sure to relay your problem to the trains specialists and they should get back to you in one or two business days" but they just send an e-mail. It's beyond frustrating.

How the fuck do you even get a job? You get hired by people you know personally?

I am thoroughly disappointed in you.

please end my life

Detroit's in Michigan.

worth it tbh

Go back to /a/ nerd

Just lie. Its how I got every job I've ever had

But whats a consciousness without thoughts?

What percentage cut would the idea goy get?

try reddit. or anywhere really.

Invasive species that's wrecking florida. Shit's covered in instant death barbs, but you can spear fish them out of the ocean & sell them in bulk to restaurants since only their venom kills you (they just cut off the barbs & they're quite tasty I hear)

have fun with your child support, alimony and false accusations.

8 year NEET, 32 this year.

Remember, work is a means to an end, and in a sane society you would have a role. Jobs are like jail that the welfare state depends on. Don't worry about it. Collapse soon and with it a restoration of a more organic kind of social organization.

And thats exactly why im waiting for the enevitable crash. And its going to crash super hard if noone can get entry level jobs. Im investing what little money i get from ebay into tradables because when we reach 1930's germany level inflation, my tradables will be priceless compared to cash money.

That's what suicide is for.

the hell if I know. all I know is, I become more social savvy and aware of what's going on around me when I don't let my internal monologue and mixed up emotions drag me down 24/7.

your family must be dead inside if they keep providing shelter to a leech like you

Lie through my teeth on every application mostly. Give out fake references with numbers to people I know.

Wouldn't the scuba gear and shit be expensive?
And how instant death are they really?
Also couldn't you just build armor?

Good for you then user

how do you go about getting one of these vaginas?

It's certainly a strange feeling. I made this as a shitpost once and used to see it crop up occasionally whenever word of josh came up in a given thread (which admittedly isn't too often anymore).

I think the idea is more that they don't want to have to train your sorry ass, thus wanting experienced workers, and meaning you don't get to accumulate experience for both that job and to put on a future resume. Of course, it's not like I have any real job experience anyhow.

Still surprises me to hear how bad a spic infestation the northern states have seen. I mean, where I live, it's at least somewhat expected (though they still need to go back; I've been considering whether estate sales are worth tipping ICE off to, since the last one I saw had like thirty car loads of spics camping it like vultures waiting for it to open, and I'm sure at least some of them were illegals).

I've got actual health issues that I'm not sure if potential employers want to deal with (not that I'd blame them). Unfortunately the state seems to consider me A-OK to work, while happily handing over free money to Paco, Juanita, and their 20+ vermin offspring.

I wouldn't want to get called on it, and I'm notoriously bad at actually managing to tell lies.

I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised if he's had extra-marital affairs as well. They hate each other. And I hate them too.

Just another reason I want to get to florida now. They're in no danger of bankrupting, & while certain areas are like chicago (miami), you get free fish everywhere, & there's no sales take on food. A 99 cent bag of chips is 99 cents exactly.

oh i forgot to tell you guys
I helped my sifu throw some stuff away today at his house and for helping him he gave me a pair of kali sticks and a pair of nunchucks.
I won't start formal weapons training for a couple years, but I'm gonna ask my sifu for more pointers and to teach me how to fight with the kali sticks.
Also there's a guy in the kung fu class who's filipino and does filipino martial arts, so I might ask him to teach me some stuff with kali sticks.
get fucking hype niggas.

better to die an alpha than live as a cuck.

Speaking of fish, it seems only so stupidly fitting that Commiefornia protects an invasive species of fish over the ability for its denizens to get water.

Whatever. It's not like you have any games on you anyway, welfare tomoko-chan.

So long as you go career military they wouldnt care. I've met dudes who went in in their late 20s to early 30s. Could also join the national reserve for some easy money too. Or start getting certs online or something for programming or networking.

Oh. Im gonna level with you I got as far as bix nood, we wuz kangz nigga and assumed detroit. My mistake. Still sucks you gotta deal with the we wuz kangz shit.

Weebs will inherit the future alongside our robowaifus.

Most jobs, even the factory jobs with mostly government military contracts that I've worked for never even bothered to call my fake contacts on my resumes.

Comfy. Whats a kali stick though?

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Depends on your health, how large you are, & how much venom hits you. Apparently it's survivable.

that nigger is dead

that's vita tan you uncultured swine

I stole mine from someone else because I have no shame.

Better to die than live tbh, just waiting for things to get bad enough. I think having half my shit taken would probably qualify. We'll see.

If there are dumbass kiketubers doing it for views it must not be all that bad.

I would rather learn knife fighting. There are knives everywhere but not that many kali sticks.

repost it out of spite

Not even a little. This place is like the chamber from Dragon Ball Z; no matter how much time's past, this place never really changes.

I've visited wisconsin recently & all flea markets are 95% illegals waiting in line to buy cups of corn. Yes, it's that bad. I don't think they're traveling all the way up there from chicago either. We better have tat wall by the end of the year when the new budget for the economy hits (september I think).

man I hope so, and I hope it doesn't last long, so I can manage to build enough money for retirement at least. I don't want to die a homeless man on the streets

Tell the truth or lie, I never get any responses. If I get an interview, I never get called back, and the whole process just feels like a waste of time. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just like normalfag repellent or something. You probably "look the type" whereas I probably look like some edgy My Name Is Not Important type and it puts them off.

That's another thing, why the fuck are immigrants allowed to leech off the system? They don't pay taxes, they can get paid in cash and send their money back to fucking Mexico or whereever, and also suck up government resources like food stamps or medicaid or whatever, without paying a dime back into the system. It's fucking RAGE INDUCING. But, what can anyone do?

I was thinking about going back to school, maybe I can get an associate's degree at the community college or something, but I don't know, that feels like a waste of time. I was hoping that all the Nip studying would pay off and I can get a translation position somewhere, but that's probably just wishful thinking.

I have a brother named Josh. This guy looks like a knock-off version of him too. it's always eerie when I see a picture of him on here.

tell him without resorting to "fake it 'til you make it."

I'm a manlet with an unkempt beard. I am pretty sexy though.

Already have one. Though i dont know if anyone around here will teach sword fighting.

i'd rather choke on volcanic ash than set foot in florida tbh fam.

it's awful.

a really strong bamboo stick used for philipino stick fighting martial arts. pound for pound, as strong if not stronger than steel, you can do some serious damage with them.

better never to have been born at all

a lot of the same techniques are used for knife fighting as kali sticks, and I'll learn knife fighting techniques eventually but my sifu had a big bag of a whole bunch of pairs of kali sticks so he gave me some. Still super happy to have them.

I'll start learning how to use a sword in like…4-5 years. Have to learn staff before I learn sword.

fake it till you make it is literally some of the best and most simple advice you can give anyone.

What kinda sword you got satan?
And could always take up fencing. Rapiers are best sword tbh

How they make the bamboo that strong?

Retirement is one of those modern ideas that sounds nice, but its basically grandpa living off the grandkids paycheck. Pension implosion soon, and that will probably bring about much social chaos accelerating the collapse. In traditional societies you work until you die or can't work any more in which case it was customary for them to wander aimlessly away from the village to die in the woods. If your grandparents have a family farm then they work on it every day, just as people have always done.

are you the guy who fucked some other guy's girlfriend and now she's attached to you?

Considering how many spics are around here, I'd suspect they might be more willing to double check your contacts if you're a white male in order to try to not have to pay you as much in hiring you over Jose.

Not exactly. I mean, yeah, time certainly flies on imageboards, but I'd argue that the average quality gets lower and lower as time goes on, and the site gets better known. Imageboards do best when they have refuge in obscurity, and back in the day on halfchan, before the Faux News and Chanology shit, the reputation of the site helped to keep at least some people away from looking more into it.

You want to see real change, go compare how people posted and what was acceptable to post from a decade or more back.

Any particular reasons you don't like florida? Just curious.

they have to train everyone for the job anyway. if you're really serious about it, just apply.

Did the muzzies get him?
She's literally watamote in a hoodie but with shorter hair.

If you can become fluent translation is a pretty comfy gig. You could even translate nippon games. An associates degree could work as well, just gotta make sure its for something you can tolerate doing. Doesnt even have to be the thing you're gonna do the rest of your life, just for a while to make money.

They have to go back.

I've made it, boys. Livin' the life.

None. I have no friends.

Tbh if i ever get into college im just gonna fake being alpha and see if it works. I have the attractiveness for it. Now i just have to see if i can get women to do what i want. like be cute and conservative and not trannies or lesbians

I know you're probably gonna laugh, but its a katana. I wasnt the one that bought it, my dad brought it home one day and i kept it. There is even a flashlight where the sword meets the hilt so it lights up the blade. Its fucking stupid and i love it.

Someone looked at this dude holding kali sticks and thought "yeah, he needs to be greased up for this".

If only I had that option.

I guess. I like her enough that I don't mind dating.

What the hell -tan is this?

I'm pretty sure its just naturally that strong, but they might have to treat it in some way before it gets that strong. The ancient chinese used bamboo for underground oil pipelines.

google search "florida man" and you'll understand.
Also meth, gators and cubans.

Lift, pretend to be alpha, and ignore and be apathetic towards women. Congrats you're a bona fide pussy slayer now, if you want to fall for the vaginal jew. Women are a waste of time.

probably sweaty from like a photo shoot or workout or something.

if only we all did

Nah love my weebshit. Tacticool flashlight one is a bit much though.

What were ancient chinks doing with oil?

Here

There's plenty of games on it if you're a weeb but shit is getting ported to the pc at an alarming rate
Easily gotten more use of it than my 3ds and wiki

It's best if you find out yourself, it makes the journey that much more worthwhile. Start your quest in the share threads and the way will be opened to you.

Maybe he's not even related to you? Perhaps he's a clone of Josh "Fuck up" Prime?

Easy votes for leftist policies. The right usually plays the villain, with both being two sides of the same globalist "fuck you" coin to actual white citizens. Unfortunately pretty much no other parties here matter aside from the DNC and RNC, hence why Trump decided to run under the RNC instead of running independent.

inb4 ban and also deletion

No, im gonna make a chick my cute conservative housewife and have children. The only problem would be finding a woman who is pure enough for me.

I think its trying to be like a lightsabre. The flashlight is so blindingly bright too. It could stun a person before stabbing them.

they were using it to burn to boil brine to get salt from the brine. it was for this reason that they also invented deep bore drilling, to get the oil.
fun fact: the song dynasty (circa 1000 AD) almost had an entirely free market economy but the government kept a strict monopoly on salt to retain powerful economic control/influence.

good luck, do your part to save the white race. have lots of children to make up for my not doing so.

What a nice world that would be.

Did somebody say Florida man?

Thanks fam, I'll remember you when the ban hits.

I don't think I have the attention span for that.

So yeah, I masturbated like 9 times today and my dick is so raw my foreskin just slides over my skin like an ice rink now. It feels weird.

Nah. That shits staged. They oiled him up. Multiple people decided it would be smart to oil this guy up to pose with his kali sticks.

That's gotta give you some kind of cancer. And what if you slip and go flying sideways because you got no friction? Or if the oil mixes with the sweat and makes some horrible smell that follows you everywhere and you cant get rid of?

How do you get more use out of a vita than a 3DS? I thought the 3DS had more games on it per capita than any other console since the ps1 or nintendo. Or are most 3DS games shit?

At least I'll figure out who it was

So if I time travel, its ancient chinkland I should go to so I can use the oil tech to fuel stuff huh? Good knowledge.

Then you've already failed.

My folders are kinda fucked up so just pretend this is a picture or gif of an anime girl who is disappointed in you.

Dunno if i can, but im going to make myself a comfterble life with a nuclear family.

Thats some fucking metal shit

I never said i would be able to find one.

probably.

also, cute gif. moved that show up a few spots on my to-watch priority list. i love red haired anime girls. **like, true red hair, not orange hair like 3DPD "redheads."

I think it was a rough equivalent of crude oil, not processed petroleum we use nowadays for most things with an internal combustion engine.

I want to live a comfy hermit life.

Eh, I just wanted to know out of curiosity. I usually recognize these things but this one means nothing to me. Unless it's a reference to Atari's upcoming new console thing.

I'm not even sure I can blame him. I'd be pretty pissed too. Maybe not disembowelling pissed, but angry.

Thats just how you get around all the time. Slippin and slidin everywhere

Try church. Or snag one young. Both probably.

Some people have different tastes in video games. I mean, I really loved the DS' library, but I never bothered with a 3DS as the library for it honestly offered little to me in comparison, and some of the games on it I might have been interested in playing were already on other system I owned anyhow (such as TotA and Xenoblade).

I beat off like 18 times in 1 day to kill a hangover and I couldn't get hard for like 2 days after. Was scared I broke something.

How hard could processing it really be.
Plus they got all them alchemical mages, they could work it out probably.

The one i go to is all old people. They're nice though. I like them. I would feel bad moving to a different church at this point. Maybe my sister can bring me to the youth group her friend runs. Dunno if 18 is over the age grouo though.

He'll be known as the most metal person to ever live.

holy shit, reminds me of this

Not in the last year and a half imo
I got a lot of use out of animal crossing, rune factory and senran kagura but everything else was underwhelming to pretty shit.

...

Okay it's on Gelbooru but I'm not sure if the boy or the woman is the Dreamcast and I'm not sure who the other one is.

18 is probably fine.
And use the old people.

The facilities are only huge because of volume though I assume.

And thats just cause mercury looks really really cool.

I'd feel bad doing that. I dont want any motives when talking to my church.

Pretty sure there's an out-and-out console-tan booru out there at this point.

What about the one with this chick?

Fuck that, i'm not cleaning that after.

Yeah good point. If I ever got a 3DS i'd probably just use it for some obscure nippon rpgs, pokemon, and comfy games like the atelier games, harvest moon games etc.

Did it get to a point for you too where you were either barely cumming like a drop or two, or just poofing up air?

See you're getting there, lot closer now than before. good job.

What about pokemon? Or some atelier games?

You aren't manipulative enough user

My conscience wont let me.

Yep.

Night anons.

Its a doggy dog world out there user. You gotta grab life by the pussy.

Gen 6 was fucking garbage and I dropped gen 7 once I finished the dex. Showdown is much better for online play
didn't even know there was a 3ds atelier but good thing there's a bunch of them on vita

I like lotr: conquest. Me and my friends used to play the hell out of it back when we used to get together and I actually used my ps3.

If you're in the West, good luck friend. You could always try Eastern Europe if you start to give up. The women there are not as bad as Western girls when it comes to general kikery like feminism and selfishness They're still 3dpd so that particular element doesn't get omitted with lots of women though. Just learn to speak an indigenous vodka language, and you'll be golden.

Streets of Rage, Crack Down, Golden Axe, Narc, I like old games for 2 player. Hate dicking around with internet and lobbies and schedules and split screens. Might as well play single player in that case since you aren't really sharing the same experience and are kind of absorbed in your own thing, albeit while working towards the same objectives.

Alright, im exhausted. Im gonna go take a nap.

Yeah it feels good in a painful sorta way.

dog eat dog*
or doggo by doggo world*

Seems like theres an atelier game on almost every system past the ps1. except the xbox. Probably. Never cared enough to check.

They often use men to get greencards to the west, or become infected once they get here.

Nite-o user

Depemds upon howany team mbers there are left at release. At least 50 tio 60percent would go into a reserve to propeely found a company. The restd be shared equally. So 8 to 10 percent perhaps

It's not loading for me.

I would guess the boy is the dreamcast but I have no idea what the fuck the logo on the other one is.

I just want to say before I go that I looked into this from the thread the other day. It's not from a comic about a guy fucking another guy while that guy fucks a girl. That's what I thought it was. It's from a comic where one girl gets raped so hard her stomach bulges out enough that her deformed stomach is used to penetrate another girl.

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Wow.