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I get anxious just looking at them holy hell
That sounds like horror my leg ingled at the thought of that ;-;
is he in like a broomcloset makeshift bedroom?
Sorry. I'll refrain from mentioning your teenie weenie.
It's obviously a basement.
I've no clue.
I was trying to find the .webm Guero always posts of "I'm a piece of human garbage" on YouTube but that was the only one I could find.
why'd you need those anyway?
I though they were over as a kid
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie
yellow polka dot bikini.
it still kinda works btw hmmph
You know how with puppies and kittens their umbilical cords just slowly shrivel up until they fall off of them?
That's the image that comes to mind.
Let it be known that Gilligan thinks about Elma's penis.
your peepee will never just slowly shrivel up until it falls off you.
just cut it off
I'll use the rusty garden sheers.
bind it with a rubber band first
I am lacking in something, they need to find out what
I tried to Google what I was talking about that but that was a big mistake.
I ended up on some site talking about keeping babies' shriveled up umbilical cords after they fall off as keepsakes.
Are hair ties good enough? I have, like, a million of those.
This kinda reminds me of the pain series, good times
but give me some of the hair ties
I never had a kitten or puppy, so no.
It happens more often than you think.
Why would you want a faggot fail trap's hair ties?
You need to use the heavy duty like broccoli bands.
gee maybe i need them for my hair
no i want to cum on them
oh, I hope it's not too severe.
Enjoy now it's over though.
It looks like beef jerky.
you prolly just have anemia or something. get yourself some iron supplements.
Welma, can we buy some broccoli?
I don't see why not... I'm not using that method though so good luck~
I only will if you'll help me.
I'm actually really squeamish.
I'm not cutting off anything from anyone. Go to the doctor. You're in Canada for crying out loud.
I've gazed into the deepest pits of hell.
It would actually look pretty appetizing if I didn't know what it was. I'd eat cured meat in a heart shape all day long.
someone recommend me a hoodie
That is entirely the intent, don't worry.
one with a hood
One that doesn't make you look like an autistic weeaboo.
It's more of a ::> I guess.
But get it for me.
Stress levels critical
[Deploying tactical wine]
If I can get a referral then I can get most of it done for free.
Nice. I need to save up like 7800 for some... stuff.
colours welma! colours!
once I figure out how to get payment from ned to can etc
this is my favourite
I like purple a lot and black is always good for a hoodie.
I learned a lot today
like my belief in pastries being good strengthened
and compooper stuff
and improving pixmakings
and that my teams in league are bunga
Just get a hoodie that doesn't have autistic animals themes or look like some shitty outfit from garbage chinese cartoons.
Get something socially acceptable.
Can I be nosy?
Your bank doesn't do it automatically?
what about the cappu???????????
cappu is great for everythinb butI already knew that
garee really hated my cappu he said he would dump itout when I was not looking and stuff like that
that's pretty nice, but i have too much black
humm, so hip hop?
I googled and their service said it's only bound to dutch bills etc.
and that site doesn't allow paypall (yet)
Welp, hangoverblues gone, relatively 'sane' again.
How is everyone?
Can't find clean pjs
Have to wear super old sister pjs
The shame runs deep
Not here, but it's all typical stuff.
Tokai is the greatest mixed race pussyholefuccboishemaletrapster this side of the world.
You are a mess.
I will feel that shame this weekend in a field in Bramham park.
are you upset with me
Are they cute at least?
Oh god, that mandy morbid though
she pretty lit
good for tugging
Should I be?
Dude, at least she is breathing!
My body was not prepared for rockband
Got down on it fora couple of hours and it's still pretty easy to play on expert
but after my sleep it's pretty hard to walk
legs are sore s FUCK
whats up with you threadders today
Anyone seen Letterkenny?
Yeah, I think I need to make the switch back to weed again. ;-;
What is Bramham park and what is in it?
Yep, but they don't look cute on me.
doesnt matter if you should be or not
my credit cards not in debt anymore and my parents arent g onna find out and kill me
the lady even gave me 35 dollars into my account
I don't want to ask....
No. Did you do something that I am unaware of?
That would be a concerning gif if that was not the case.
how are you
It is a huge swathe of land in Yorkshire, and is the location of the Leeds Festival.
Heh, yeah, I cant forsee weed making the shame. Much.
You'd be surprised how much that kick pedal takes out of you
real sets are alot worse because you have to worry about the hi-hat pedal too
Pics of jammies?
What did you do, Georgie?
Yeah I suppose I believe that. Driving a manual can end up making your leg tired, so I can understand.
harassed you yesterday
Be sure to take pics of chavs in K-Holes.
Humans are disgusting.
How's it going?
buuut there are other sites like it, some who do accept paypal, they just always have less stuff.
but I've seen some cat thing I've been meaning to send you over there.
That's all? You haven't been around me often enough lately, you seem to think I have thin skin or am easily annoyed or something.
No, I am good. But there is this chick that is constantly harassing me about going out for a drink and a blowjob though, which is annoying. How about yous?
As above. Yourself?
you are test right?
Maybe you are mandy
but I can't get that from the pictures
And it wouldn't be so bad if they were muscles I worked out but i haven't been working pedals in near a year and a half now
I still have my kit in my room but I can't playt it hear
much too loud
you playany instruments user san?
is smiles here?
lmao, I will try to. Who knows what will happen. My friend better not be a fiend though.
As much as I love doing narcotics, I really dont fancy sddoing any at this festival. Booze is enough for me.
you wanna get disgusting with me?
I am Mandy, love.
I didn't know you played drums. You are a man of many talents, you know that?
And nothing well.
Im smiling : ^ )
similar issues surprisingly
but im better off than i was before
Is this directed at me?
Go get ya BJ, man.
Or come here and get one.
AM I KAWAII NOW, RIN?
Are you Jack Black?
im gonna get outta here bard
could you tell smiles if you see him that he really saved my ass
so yatta to him
Are you jeff rosenstock
*salivates all over you* bLLBlereghghh
hahahaha!! Y-your turn :p
If you lived here I would hang out with you irl
You're so styling
I knew it!
I love all instruments!
Can't quite afford them ahaha
the only ones I'm decent at are guitar bass and drums but I fucks with everything I can get my hand on
recently acquired another keyboard and my piano is still at my best friends house
however he has a no contact order placed on him by his brother untill the brother gets sent awayu to prison
sso I can't play on it
what are yoy up to today buddy
Oh. I might have gotten it.
Was only 2 bucks.
YOU ARE A FUCKING MESS SCANNER-SAMA-SAN
I am glad I am aware of your existence.
Damn ikt you're a freacccc ;)
Dude money is amazing! At least not worrying about it. Also, you need to stop being around that type of negativity. Blowjobs are not cool.
Na no blowjob for me. It isn't worth it, man.
A no contact order? Jesus, that sounds interesting.
And not much, just got off work. Eating some Pumpkin Spice LIfe. That shit is awesome, man. How about you? Doing any cool shit?
Still. Come here and get the full experience.
in that case i cant decide between
i am generally a source of negativity myself so who am i to judge
I live the pumpkin spice life everyday
haha is that some kind of
mocha lotte ccino
sounds prettty tasty but
october isn't here yet~ :p
hope work wasn't too rough on you
I just woke up personally
waiting on two friends
one to bring my buddha and burn a bit and my best friend to try to play some rockband ith
but the damned guitar controller is giving me issues
But I just want to lay down....
Fuck yeah! I am all about that life.
And no, it is actual Pumpkin Spice Life! It is amazing.
Work was surprisingly alright. Got down in just the right time.
Dude I love guitar hero, personally. Not so much for the difficulty, but just playing the songs. I enjoy music, and interactive music is sweet.
What's in it for me?
Well, just lie down with me.
I might nap soon. I could use a cuddle buddy.
That I could do.
I AIM TO PLEASE
I wouldn't be caught dead in sunglasses, sadly.
Probably we'd get drunk/stoned and discuss the finest facets of Insane Clown Posse.
Would you have me in any other way?
I'm killing it, I'm the king of mess.
what do you want
I don't know.
Well you are no fun. You know that?
i also hear this often
Its like a mighty boosh character come to life.
Well shit. Also, up for a commission?
I could pick some up.
what are you looking for
I guess I'll collect later.
People have stated I would end up like 'The Crack Fox' from Boosh.
Just no piss.
Remember when I was talking about the paintjob on my bike? Kind of the tanks stuffs. Some knotwork and some writing.
Bad Hair Day and Whatever.
alright ill need measurements and what you want in writing
also maybe an example of the font youd like
both!? damn yo
I just sent it here.
I'm glad yuou share that sentiment
guitar hero wwas what totally got me into music
and I mean
but Life i delicious
That fox sir, was none other than me.... the crack fox....
WhoOOp WHoOoOoP Homir!?!!!
I'll get it worked out a bit and send you some stuff.
I'll require a blowjob in return.
It is like we are fucking soul brothers, my nigga.
no rush mandy you always have me on steam
I might shower and nap if you'd like to join.
youre supposed to pay me
Michael should be home soon
Shit, but I am not going to give YOU a blowjob....
suddenly I have the Franz Ferdinand song whizzing in my head.
Also, I gotta start saying hello back.
feels are important fam.
then what is this
Is dat some lean? ._.'
Did you even read your picture?
id prefer a plug
Welp, off to bed with me!
Oh. I did not make the connection that you were talking about that.
What? No, I meant that picture..looked like beads.
I'll pay you, no worries.
you've never talked to me like this before.... ..////.
again take your time there's no rush i have several things to work on
Is this a bad thing then?
It isn't going to involve me cumming for you though.
thats a pity
i guess ill have to settle for money
Tell me you don't want those pants.
yeah i fuckin do
when the memes bring you back from the verge of a panic attack.
I rely too much on the memes.
I am an addict
its time to stop
Someone needs to buy you so many pairs of jeans that you can never find anything else in your wardrobe.
not cumming for a commission
What are you, gay?
Gonna put your money where yo mouth is
the cummies are free. my art will cost you
jeans are too tough of a material of me. i prefer something softer
I meant, like, the other guy.
Do you not accept payment in cummies?
i need to buy a sign that says not to ring my doorbell when the beast is sleeping
Can't. You have to pay back student loans eventually.
During the summer I mostly wear khaki shorts.
If I were to wear polos I might even look preppy, but luckily I wear t-shirts.
the beast is sleeping
I was going to make a dick joke but nothing really worked.
Not if you dont earn over certain amount in 25 years... atleast in glorious socialist republic of great bretagne
basketball shorts for me
I'd ring it anyway.
At least 7 times per visit.
And play ding dong ditch.
Serves me for trying to be your wingmate.
a healthy bebop needs his sleep several times a day
So be it.
You will cummies for me?
i didnt ask for you help
i would expect for you to return the favor
I made my 2nd appointment^^
I made my 2nd appointment^^
8ch, how dare you!?JQPWoeihvqpoer9uhvqpwu49ht
and clearly made your double post
hm, yes. quite *tips monocle*
and the linking
Simultaneously proud for you and jealous of you.
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THE LINKS
Only you can help yourself, baka.
Shia_Just do it.wmv
Its too late welma
I can't. I lost my lips recently in a freak paper shredder accident.
Wow, thats how my vagina died
My renewed health card will arrive in a few weeks.
I can only hope nobody's called him buttface within earshot.
What a tragic coincidence :(
lol sphincter faec
Noice. How long is the walk?
Hence why I am now a man. Robbed. Of my lucious beef curtains.
tfw even these threads are more "interesting" than the ones on /b/
are girly boys really boys or are they girls or are they so much girl that they become girl or do they just have trouble
To pick up my health card?
It'll be mailed to me.
Well I mean beef is bad for you so no harm no foul.
No, to the doctors. It just seems like you walk way more than me even.
About half an hour walk from my house.
Maybe two-three hours to walk all the way to the hospital, if I need to go there for some reason.
Meat is murder...
There are other boards on 4chins. Surely you have other interests outside of shitposting.
Too much thinking. Just call people whatever they want to be called.
You're a hero you know
I never visited another board without cross board invasion in the past 11 years.
are you asking for a friend
Neither have been of much interest.
Do you not get rides from your family? I'm under the assumption you still live with them. No offense.
talking to a friend on discord and he calls me "big gun guy"
If I need it, yeah.
Most of my family live in town.
Well nevermind then.
he must have seen
I ended up reminiscing about the old times in a furfag thread
At least I'm not alone
I couldn't imagine living close to family.
Only person I recall from those threads was 'WAT', as I stole his alias from him.
When/If I ever go back to school, I'll probably be moving.
why do mosquitos even exist
There ya go^^
To transmit diseases.
Week before internship begins and my fucking phone dies again IT HAD THE ENTIRE SUMMER VACATION TO BREAK AND GET FIXED
gotta stop trying to make sense of posts that get made while I'm gone. you people are all so fucking weird.
Why would you try in the first place?
but thats mean
I-I'm not weird
Chinatsu kawaii desu
Clean the bathroom mom says
it'll be fun mom says
Because they like to suck and eat you out alive. :^)
I don't want to be an adult, or do adulting things.
to bite you
remind you what it is to be alive
Fuck off cupcake jeez get over yourdelf
I thought this once I'd see what happens while I'm gone.
never again, darwin. never again.
also your conversation with mordin after I went to bed last night was fucking hilarious. dude just did not understand what you were saying at all
I don't see any name or avatarfags now in any threads
Its porn dumps and bad jokes with a hint of stale memes
I'm sorry you feel that way, but that's life.
Is this truly Jack? From the old days?
tokai you're pretty weird, but you're cute so I'll let it slide.
well hey there, cutie.
fuck off cupcake
he's been around a bunch, tracer. he's the only Hungarian.
When my mom tells me to clean things she usually ends up cleaning them because I smack her across the face and call her a stupid cunt.
Time for sleep.
Time for ni ni
Please bless me with (you)
I think I should break up with Erin and start a relationship with my bed.
It's just so comfy.
What show were you watching?
I'm in the process of making five gallons of beer.
Just need to sanitize everything.
Simply enjoying his lamentation for "Winning".
..I don't want them to do that
I don't need a reminder! I live everyday
how am I weird?! if anything, you're the weirdo!
Do I know you tho
If you are here it means we were enemies
hbo show called "vice principals" it's hilarious.
that sounds like a lot of fun, even though I don't drink beer. what kind are you making?
he's mellowed out a lot since the old days, it seems. even talks to me occasionally.
I never said I wasn't a weirdo.
Teach me to adult.
I'll cup your cake.
So put up a no mosquitoes sign.
I'm sure they'll listen and respect your request.
try it nerd, just see what happens.
I had to explain it afterward.
I figured. I could feel your frustration oozing out of your posts. ah well, at least he's cuter than I am.
huh why are you weird?
I killed one, maybe it's their leader
We know what happens.
Enemies hardly converse in such a relaxed fashion. Nor do they forget each other.
I enjoyed the Lager I made last time. Going to try for an ale, maybe add some honey to it.
Lost a few people to talk at, I suppose.
Hmmmm. I don't get HBO. I liked Community though!
Well, you work really hard to barely get what you set out to get because rent and utilities and cellphones and bills get in the way.
I miss teen girling over dylan frost
but he's so bogan now
I am already with my bed right now
Until we get fed up and become a tree ornament?
I assure you there were no ulterior motives behind my suggestion.
you tell me, you're the one who accused me of such a horrible thing.
you keep peeing on sticks and shoving them in my face and I might have to smack you.
community wasn't hbo you silly. it was one of the best shows ever though.
that sounds pretty delicious, almost makes me wish I could stand the taste of beer. my brother is trying to help me get into it. I tried some ciders that he said were really close to beer and I liked them, so I guess that's something.
you crafty hawk.
where do you suppose they went?
2011 libyan betrayal
2016 european anger
Close. You decide not to do that then the world becomes all yours to profit from and you suddenly have goals and stuff.
Iunno. that's how it went down for me at least. You're Canadian so I don't think it works the same.
I'm still on like episode 4 lol
but you accused us of all off horificality!!
You can't steal me from my bed any more than you could from Erin.
You don't even have pillows.
oh? man I wish I could experience community for the first time again. the first three seasons were so good I nearly cried.
then season four...ugh. still worth a single watch, but man what a dip. then the rest of the seasons are pretty good.
nah I don't think so, sport.
I'll pee on you and then shove you into the sticks face.
I'm not strong enough for that.
So I just go from one coping mechanism to the other.
oh maddie has pillows. tiny ones, but they there alright.
this will earn you many smacks indeed.
Fun Fact: Tokai eats his own cum
It's a Monday, so I get a sundae!
It's necessary to drink it a few dozen times to get to enjoy the taste.
Of the few I paid attention to, some got married, some moved away, some lost jobs and some just decided to leave and never came back.
I'm a sport?
ur huge butt is a pillow
fun fact tokai uses his hair ask makeshift bondage restraints
you from erin? no, no I'd want Erin.
I can buy more pillows but I'm not sure how that's relevant.
I'll never get that far.
oh. well that saddens me and I wish you luck.
By the way
Yall have to admit that this is barely entertaining at all. This place is like a McDonalds of an online social commune
Easy to digest posts which you forget right away after reading. Scrolling up and down like a bad fagbook newsfeed.
/b/ has no communities. Even I could get a few random lads to reply and join in for half a thread.
So why not break out and return from whence you came from? The fuck ya have to lose? You can win over new faces, hell might shake a bad dead board and earn INTERNET FAME
it's how he stays so cute.
that's not how that works.
oh you meant like, real life people? that's even worse. sorry for your loss. I've really only had one real life friend since high school, but he's a good one. would suck hardcore if something happened there.
you sure are, champ.
you will when we watch them together
I'll make sure you're tied down or something.
Do you not?
This post is false, and is purely a fabrication.
we're all too old for that, and the youngins aren't stirring up shit like the old days. what can we do, jack. what can we do?
How would you know? You don't go to school anymore!
My waifu is beyond loyal to me and if we break up we're both going to an hero probably.
No no, the few I talked to from threads, communities and websites that I conversed with. I'd say it's gone down about 60%.
stop being so cute, you're going to give me a heart attack.
you're just adding to the inevitable smack count.
you still go to school? what a fukken nerd.
ah. well, that's still a bummer. but I guess that's just how it works. like right now the main group of people I talk to is vastly different from a few years ago. hell, I talk to you way more than I ever thought I would. we're practically old chums at this point.
Moar liek Cupbonkadonk
i didnt even do it for a month
Good for you^^
That wasn't even cute. That was like Nin-tier at best.
you sure did buddy. here's your reward by the way. replace that horrible one you have.
I dunno. you're pretty cute.
it's her fucking job to clean shit
bitch oversteps bitch gets smacked
not as horrible as it has been, actually. how about you?
With your tiny little bitch arms?
I'm not worried.
What are you, gay?
Your subjective opinions are probably false.
my arms are not tiny or bitch tier! you little brat.
I tried to be the few that finally left this place for good...but something calls me to this place and I can't ignore it...
I wish my entire life would just replay high school years over and over again. Those wren't the greatest times, but at least i was happier and wasn't a tripfag!
What you do here. Old faces will show up too, they always do for me. Just make a thread like this and see what happens
What difference does it make, having inane chatter here, or there
I'm not banned from here yet so looks like they can
At least from one side
It's a shame. But more than likely necessary for their lives to return to a norm. So I didn't worry too harshly about it.
Way more than I ever thought I would
You've such an impression over a few short weeks?
I have ample evidence suggesting otherwise, but lucky for you I intend to keep it for myself.
owh yay, Imma keep that.
imma buddy holly?
I'm just super weird that way. surely you've noticed.
Come live with us if you want.
Wiggle was a song about you.
Because you have a big butt.
Even with skin as soft and fair as mine, I bet you can't leave a mark.
The implication was that I never considered you an enemy, or a threat, at that.
hbo show called "vice principals"
It's kind of eh.
I just watch it because it comes on before Last Week Tonight.
No thank you.
I've known much more in the "Weird" category in my travels.
but you love being a tripfag.
well you're the one who was calling for the nukes to be launched, geez.
what about buddy holly?
no it wasn't. hush.
I'll show you. I'll show your dumdum smug little face.
you think everything I like is kinda "eh"
my dad and I are loving it.
I don't doubt it for a second.
Knights of Sidonia is kind of weird btw.
I've plenty of stories, shame I'm too lazy to share.
Don't like discussing much about personal life anyway.
You corrupted me...and I was just a college freshman...
I like it mainly for the guy from Justified.
You'll only embarrass yourself with your girly little spaghetti flaps.
understand completely. I'll just use my imagination. calvin and hobbes taught me that.
you said buddy, but buddy holly sounds way better
you old ponies constantly blame me for everything.
yeah he's fantastic. I'm a big fan of danny mcbride as well.
rin you are really pushin' your luck here.
jack daniels is okai
Normally naughty girls get punished.
Wouldn't admit to many others that a comic taught you life lessons.
Time for death gun?
Okay, maybe it was just trap threads in general, but still....I'm afraid you'll have to pay for your sins eventually.
You don't like genderless neru people?
Well then, you are a twat.
Nukes of lulz
But as you can see these boring as fuck pricks won't listen
How much of a lazy prick you have to be for this shit
I kind of miss those two shows: Justified and Longmire were great.
Eatting and cleaning, then yes.
I'm adorable btw
You're a sad shell of what you used to be.
Guess I should eat, too.
hello, squash. did you need some of my attention as well?
and you're pretty damn close so you better stop!
well it was a joke, but I wouldn't be embarrassed to admit learning a thing or two from one as amazing as calvin and hobbes.
of course. I'll see you all in hell with me.
exactly. guess you'll just have to take it then, won't you?
I dunno jack. you're here with us, so I guess you're in the same boat.
I still need to watch justified, actually.
it's on my list.
His shell is his turtleneck
Should say Bill Watterson, then.
Only if you lick me like that staryu .///.
if I wasn't so tired and tipsy I'd dance etc
i love this noise
I meant in THIS plain of existence!
Jack Daniels is garbage tier bourbon.
It's not even being a snob; it's just bad bourbon.
Get Maker's Mark for about the same price or spend a little more for Knob Creek.
No idea what gets exported to you but both of those are owned by Beam so if you get Jim Beam, you can probably find it.
plain of existence
How would you even punish me with your scrawny little twigs anyway?
I like lots of things but I'm not sure what to do think about this.
whats that taste like?
who's that? I'm kidding
I suppose that could be arranged.
yeah blue album is good stuff. their last two albums were actually really good as well.
I'll use my paddle.
Jack Daniels isn't bourbon.
Get Maker's Mark
very much this, tokai.
Well keep watching it then. Or don't.
I don't know.
Let me call your dad now.
Knob Creek is superior.
Must be a really light paddle for your arms to hold it.
Make sure you don't break the poor thing.
I told you no, maddie.
ur a knob creek.
Everything went to shit. All the communities, /b/ itself, all the tools, user, everything. If you think I was ever powerful enough to stand my ground against all that alone and remain the same, well, thanks. None of us could, none of us did.
You know what
Fuck this shit. I'll go start the new animu roleplay bullshit then. If I don't have fuckin' enemies I'll create it
2 months tops and I'll have dozens of underlings again
I've actually never had that. I'll have to try it.
I'm capping it for you remember?
Science makes everything possible.
you are particularly bratty today.
best of luck jack. if you get something going I call dibs on being your second in command.
you science people all keep saying that but there's nothing about your precious science in my bible.
at least for now
Admitting that I'm superior
hmm they have it gall.nl
I'm learning my guitar stuff again, maybe I can do that stuff!
ewwwI hate the bourbons, they raped europe
who's to say if you are or aren't. everyone is pretty equal online.
go to sleep!!!
I plead the fifth.
but tokai you love rape
they have pretty simple chords I think, just don't try the solos yet.
which means yes.
You did, when you said I was akin to Knob Creek.
New Game! tho.
you know damn well that isn't what I was saying. always twisting my words around, you dirty word twister.
that picture omg
pretty much me with whoever I would date.
you don't hit your mother.
It's good, like a mix of old light grey and dark grey morality and small town politics.
Great characters and good pacing for a series.
Bourbon is just less dry and a hint sweeter than scotch.
Jack Daniels' is a bourbon that just has a legislative clause to get in marketed as "Tennessee Whiskey".
It's a bourbon by definition, "Tennessee Whiskey" by marketing. Jack Daniel's is even sold as a bourbon internationally.
What about the Qu'ran? I'm sure Mohammed had the right idea...
New Game is an anime about vidya like K-On was about Music.
yeah but cuter
forefull sex isn;t the same..
I'm not trying the chords I think, I tried many but most I just can't reach cause I got tiny fingers. I just discover sound on my own since then
I think that'd be better for me then.. I cough everytime I drink this, but not as much as the scottish stuff
How sad. It is sad. Can't pin the blame on me tho
But just ya watch. Fuck I'm bored enough to post here for hours, I'll create something new.
With an olde animu folder of my own and a board with tens of thousands of bored anons, nothing could go wrong.
I'm hyped, gonna start this first thing tomorrow
yeah it comes highly recommended from other sources as well. might have to make it my next thing to watch.
the child rapist had the right idea? interesting.
you should get a smaller guitar, little girl.
tens of thousands? the hell board are you going to?
It means either answer I give sends a bad message so I don't want to answer.
these pics are really cute
But yeah you're right. she hits me.
It must be nice being able to enjoy things or such meandering quality.
You will forget EVERYTHING said today, capish?
I"M JACK AND I"M GOING TO GET MY RP WAGE SLAVES TO COME AND RATTLE THE RAFTERS OF ANIMUS
GET READY FOLKS I"TS GOING TO BE A DOOZY
A modified bourbon isn't a bourbon, in my book.
Go for it.
it's been so long.
I can't do the noise I want on the ukelele!!
that's for other times.
and I'm, no little girl!!!
you are the littlest girl here.
I must go now...the sundae serving will begin shortly.
FUR THREADS WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL
I'm drunk. Tomorrow tho
But he isn't Neko or Goggles
well have fun with that.
I shall treasure it always.
or you know, until I forgot five minutes from now.
I am the youngest but not the girliest or the smallest!
Ah, your memory's improved since last we spoke.
You're not the youngest either.
I forgot about neko. I've seen you doing the teasing. keep it up, she'll admit defeat sooner or later.
you might be, actually.
so many of your posts make me smile on the outside while I'm crying on the inside.
How many fuckers post on /b/ these days
not sure if there is. you're basically pocket sized. pocket tokai. gonna pick you up. put you in my pocket. that's how you know you've got pocket tokai.
No one will out-small Test.
I mean maybe tens of thousands in an entire month, but at any one time nowhere near that much.
I dunno tsuchi. keep throwing around petty remarks like that and you'll be the small one.
the more you know.
Tokai is bigger than I am.
In almost every sense of the term.
Sorry to offend.
She is already calling me Yaneki and Yanana-nee-chan
yeah she's pretty enamored. keep up the attention and she's all yours.
Pretty sure his peepee is bigger than mine too, yes.
She told me I'm her favorite poster.
So she's pretty delusional from being teased so much.
statisticly im not even small but one time a lady taller than me helped me get a newspaper from the higest shelf and it pretty much scarred me
I'm not going in your pocket!!!!
well I am taller than him, but he has a huge beard
I am not offended either. Just very very bored.
when you're just 4'11"
Did it scar you because secretly you were turned on by it
do you ever suddenly remember a dream and get weirded out
Everyone is allowed to grab such a low hanging fruit.
I mean, it's only a few feet from the ground.
I thought you meant the other way around actually.
yeah, clearly. but it's pretty cute so keep it up.
well not with that attitude. I don't want no bratty little girl in my pocket.
I once had a dream that Amy and I DP'd Echo and i got the butthole
Don't tell him
Man, at this point you'd be doing me a favor.
yeah I bet you're a pretty big fan of low hanging "fruit"
LETS PLAY SOME OVERWATCH
I didn't want someone thinking they're clever and saying you had bigger booblies.
wake up to go to work at 6:30 usually
wake up at 4 AM today and can't go back to sleep
Just fuck my shit up fam
aren't you both totally flat though?
I'm closing in on 24 hours awake myself.
It was a height joke, not a ball joke.
Don't always make it gay, turbofag.
Holy shit go to bed
tsk tsk tsk
well too bad!
no worry I won't
I literally dreamed I was like a girl, first time for everything
the lipstick was a good colour though
pecs are not to be ashamed off!
let me put my laundry in the machine and I'll be on.
I love that you knew exactly what I meant there. always got testicles on your mind, eh tsuchi?
no. overwatch. laundry. I have things I must do.
YEAH GEE TSK TSK TSK BECAUSE IT WAS ALL MY FAULT HUH MADDIE
I accidentally lost my whole reply to Maddy when I touched a file name instead
I'm going outside to kill myself
Good night, sweet prince.
too bad what? I just said I'm not putting you in my pocket. are you suddenly saying you want to be there? weirdo.
I'll shame you for your pecs.
Stop making me laugh so much Cup.
GET ON YOU FAG STOP POSTING
You are literally using innuendo air quoting.
You can't make me
I literally dreamed I was like a girl
Can I be honest with you?
It's cute how confused you are about your gender. What you need is a partner who can accomodate your fluidity. Let you and encourage you to dress both ways and act how you feel like acting. You need to construct a central family for yourself that's accepting and loving and encouraging or you're gonna tear yourself apart with the need to wear dresses.
this is my wisdom. move in with rin or something.
w-whuh no I didn't
why the mean??
no tears. flat is perfection.
I'm afraid I can't help it if you find my barely passable humor to be funny. I can't turn it any lower than I already do here.
oh right I forgot
that doesn't sound like me, tsuchi.
poor little tokai. lost little girl without a pocket to call her own.
OKAY GETTING LAUNDRY IN MACHINE AND THEN OVERWATCH FUCKING COOL IT SQUASH
Because I want boobs but will probably be foreverflat.
Don't make Tokai even more gender confused.
Let him comfortably be a gay dude.