Webm Thread: "Fun" Edition

While it looks like it's been digitally edited (as opposed to actually being made with VHS tech), that Wilhelm scream is a nice touch.

nah I just got it off steam its english

Jack Packard reviewed Vanquish today

It goes as you expected

What, where?

Rich isn't quite as terrible as AIDSMoby but he still sucks and knows jack shit about games.

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Rich has been playing since NES and he knows the elements that make a good game

Jack only started playing games around Rich since joining the show and he only likes the worst aspects of games, or just plays them wrong entirely

Here

Best of all he calls the game crap when he plays it the whole time like Gears of War because he can't move, aim and shoot at the same time

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There is a HD version of it now

Does shadow show up in the sonic boom cartoon? Is he over the top edgy like that one surfer comic?

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Yes, it's great.

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I would honestly watch Pre Rec if it was Rich and anybody else, Jack is so annoying it makes it unwatchable.

rest in tamales

:^)

Как его зовут снова?

Разъяренный Джордж

que?

He's such a fucking asshole it's amazing, maybe try playing games for fun?

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he had a hard life

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hmm it's just like that porn game that never ever came out

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where the fuck did my webms go?

nevermind for some reason the page wasn't loading properly

I was wondering what happened. Same thing happened to the lol thread, I thought it was an autistic mod. None of the other threads seem to be affected though.

Damn, that he thought of grabbing her directly after the crash is really impressive. He must really love her.

i've never played vanquish. is it any good?

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Gameplay is the funnest shit, but it's like four hours long and most of it is copypaste. It is replayable though so I'd say I got my 20 bucks worth.

That was one of the greatest Gondolas. Have this one as thanks.

This song never makes me comfy
Just sad

what's the sauce on this song?

That is the deep sadness of knowing you'll never live in a place as tranquil or beautiful as the Shire.

that's why he is driving really fast on wet ground and nearly killed her

nice, i'll add it to my backlog.

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aaa i miss those fucks

I'll admit I haven't heard that one before but that's a good fucking line

Why? Imo all those pirate groups and most of the piracy scene was total cancer. I rather go to piracy boards where people I know share their shit instead of relying on those faggots.

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Food WebM?

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I hate these videos so much.
Why are you uploading them, user? It's not vidya, nor funny or good for you.

Step 1. Go to mcdonalds
Step 2. Eat food

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You sound cranky user, you need to eat more healthy food like Sara prepares

Oh my god. I forgot about her.

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God didn't forget about her

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Clearly he did since he wouldn't allow a beast such as this to roam the streets.

She's still alive, god has tried to kill her twice already though

That means he's trying his best. Modern medicine is getting in his way.

she is not long for this world

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you might as well have posted eqg

That's fucking hilarious

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and is that a request? because I'll fucking do it

Is this ES :DDDD

YAMEROOOOOOO!

What the fuck is this magic???? You lie user!

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No, I know you have a 14 tb folder dedicated to eqg shit but you dont need to post it

I actually don't. Don't have a single clip of it.

that video's only useful thing is what cut of meat to buy, wrap it in tinfoil, place on cookie sheet, and how long do i cook it to get it to look like that.

into the trash it goes.

shit nigger wtf are you doing?!

You deserve to be bullied, faggot.

Electro q?gram?

that's good

you dont wanna know

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still posting food webm's ey?

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Thats really well edited.

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i wish i had more similar videos.

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fucken love norm macdonald

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Why the fuck you americans have to add sugar in FUCKING MEAT!?

The deboning part was still delightfully arousing.

WAND :-DD

Someone should take the minecraft OST and make some gondolas with it

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a mix of sugar and coffee grounds, when it hits a fire actually makes a really nice char taste that mixes really well with meat. bbq sauce is often sweetened with honey.

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I guess so, but then you complain about diabetes and shit like that.

The girl of the first webm dies, right?

cancerous post

if you're gonna call my post cancerous at least post some webms with it

god no WHY
my eyes are bleeding
my brain is dying
my soul is screaming
I want to believe that was a bad dream but i know it isn't. Purge everything with an incinerating flame.

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Watch their Bayonetta video. It's so fucking terrible it makes me hate both of them.

sugar intake doesnt cause diabetes. obesity does. diabetes effects how you process sugar, but doesnt actually cause it (well… not directly, anyway)

she'll never die

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torilla tavataan

How this guy thinks he's good at fighters is beyond me and I don't even play fighting games

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Well that's how you play Mortal Kombat. MK9 is call of duty tier fighting game. That said, he is shit in other fighting games too.

The reason sugar was thought to cause diabetes is that diabetic breath has a sweet smell, but this is because of acetone generated from ketonic bodies, not sugar.

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posting some of my OC i see. that makes me happier than it should.

Taberu.

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You see this is some pleasant fanservice. It's short and sweet and because of it you can appreciate it more. We really need more like this these days.

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user you made the first webm didnt you

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nichijou was top tier. i wonder if they'll ever make more animations for it. yuuko was best grl

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the anime has nudity, panty shots, lesbians, outer space trannies, niggers, and a homicidal colonel sanders. its also good

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the batman one. from dunkeys review.

Which anime is the 3rd Webm from?

rurouni kenshin

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yuuko was the best girl. you're objectively wrong you fucking piece of shit.

You both have shit taste, this is backed up with empirical evidence, best girl is quite clearly and obviously umaru:^)

i meant best girl in nichijou. how do you not pick a best girl in everything you watch? how can you only have 1 best girl? best girl =/= waifu

umaru was a good anime, faggots hate it because they project their degeneracy onto her

l-lewd…

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I thought maybe my :^) face would have been enough to tip you off but I was being sarcastic. the joke being both that umaru isn't in nichijou AND that's she's complete shit

And no, the reason they hated umaru is because she's a shitty person. She's massively narcissistic, revels in accomplishing nothing and just pursuing empty hedonism, chasing whatever she feels like doing/makes her feel good in the moment, avoids any and all responsibility, and throws all responsibility for anything on her brother who she doesn't appreciate. All of this would have been totally fine and A-okay if they gave her some character development, and she grew from a selfish bratty girl into a compassionate and caring and responsible one, but she didn't. She stayed a selfish brat the entire season, which is why everyone fucking hates her. It has nothing to do with "being a degenerate," even though that's still a factor to some extent.

It has everything to do with her being a crappy person.

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maybe you should stop projecting.

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Saying she's a good student is a massive handwave in an attempt to excuse why she's such a cunt. Languish in your delusion all you want to, I explained why the majority of people hate her (and they do as you yourself implied) and saying "she gets good grades" does not contradict any of her flaws that cause people to hate her.

You're the one trying to claim that people dislike her without reasons or they're "projecting." No. They dislike her because she's a shitty person, end of discussion. Good luck persuading anyone else "umaru a good girl she dindu nuffin."

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Your opinions are shit and so is your taste. Everyone hates her for a reason, kid. And it ain't "projection" lol.

whatanime.ga

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People like him have their head so far up their ass they can't see the irony in this.

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RING ME JEW!

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What's the source music from the second webm

Here you go user

There's a webm I've been trying to find for a while now, two asian girls in green jogging suits dancing for the camera, does anyone have it?

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Thanks user, you rock.

The art rotating around the Gondola is called a mandala. That should be more than enough information to find what you're looking for.

It took me fucking hours to find sauce on that shit when it was first making its rounds months back

No problem dude I'm always glad to help when I can

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Rest in Peace Billy.
Gone too soon.

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Everyone in a while there is a Transformice thread on Holla Forums. It is usually pretty fun.

god damn i feel ancient
I haven't heard that song in what feels like a lifetime. Not to mention the actual roflcopter. I swear when we're all 80 years old and nobody gives a fuck about us we're all going to be in nursing homes, shitposting and playing vidya all day.

I'm bored and I have at my disposal tons of video restoration software, give me something to do anons, link me stuff you would like to see cleaned up/restored

When Rich accuses Jack of playing the game wrong and Jack got all offended that was the point I knew I just hate Jack as a person.

He acts like games are whatever you make of it and as long as he can do the thing he knows it works. This game give you all these fun abilities and he stills plays it like a GoW faggot.

Like some people can enjoy walking simulator games, but they don't buy Call of Duty just to walk around and review it on that.

Why do all webm threads have the same webms again and again?

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People don't seek to get new content just recycle old webms from past webm threads

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I would but I'm shit at the free software and the software I know I don't have.

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Be the change you want to see in the world, otherwise you're a hypocrite who's just complaining about not getting any new digital gibsmedats

(czeched)
I rarely ever watch YT videos natively, and I've only seen a few Prerec ones because Jack is insufferable. I still see faggots on that video trying to defend him with those pussy ass relativity based arguments, the same shit people use to defend modern art. "Everything is relative, what's bad to one person is good to another, everyone's opinions are equal, you can't say he's wrong because it's his opinion!" Fucking HATE those spineless troglodytes, weak little simpletons that attempt to claim everything under the sun is equally valid. No it isn't you stupid cunts, Jackson Pollock is not on the same level as Da Vinci.

Jack sucks at vidya period. He's a numale betafag (who somehow has a kid) who genuinely thinks shit like Firewatch is good and "doesn't like" more complex games that actually require skill. He's fine with shit like Shovel Knight not based on whether it's good but because it's retro. He's an uninformed know-nothing milquetoast faggot who has bland, shit opinions because he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about, ever.

Jack is an example of what I like to call an "Intellectual blowhard"

He sniffs his farts so much to the point that anything he looks at he has to dissect for it's "Deeper meaning" and "Deeper mechanics"

So when he plays Risk of Rain and loves all the randomized shit and literally nothing is explained so he can mentally checkbox and think the game is "Brilliant" because the game is giving him a list of things to memorise, or Firewatch he loved because the "Game" gave him this "Vivid story of two people interacting in the woods" etc, from that point on he doesn't care if the game is good or bad, or how it plays, if it stroked his ego that's enough to get high praise out of him

He only started playing video games around Rich a few years back, and all his pedigree is in film design/construction so he's incapable of enjoying games how they're supposed to be played because he keeps looking at them as movies, not games

And this is why everything he does and says on Pre-recorded makes him sound like an utter vapid retard, and like the video stated he's just happy to be there pushing buttons and watch things happen like a retarded chimp

Specifically to trigger autists like you

I have no idea what you're on about.

You need to stop showing your hand early WebM Autist

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It was 222 replies in by then, not what I'd call "early"

c'mon bruh, i was looking forward to that webm

Sauce on the song please. It's so fucking good.

cmon bruh

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Tewi hopping a cute.

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I can't believe that they went free to play and still only gained ~195 players.

kek

Not to mention that 12,000 players is virtually nothing for a bigger budget game. That might be fine for an indie dev but for Sandy Bitchford's clusterfuck of a company? That's got to be something like a 5% return.

All those new players were people who were curious but never intended to buy it. It'll go back down in a few weeks.

She probably needed tampons.

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Fresh oc coming through

how sensual

That kid might have skills, but he has no game. Despite being in a game.

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Kudos for this

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lol no, the only correct solution is to fucking cheat.
They don't teach anything at school except solving closed-type tests. Even fucking open
opinion writing tasks have arbitrary word counts and in majority of cases only one
opinion that's valid.
Being taught "how to interpret" is the fucking opposite of being taught facts.
You're taught how to think from the getgo instead of having the foundations to form your own thoughts based on known facts.

Everyone responsible for this autistic faggotry needs to be executed for crimes against humanity.

SAO Abridged did the one thing SAO couldn't do.

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Fucking people, fucking hack shit stage actors, the sickening fake enthusiasm (cos otherwise you don't get paid), the cringe, the sub-Amazing-Discoveries-par presentations. Oh fuck it keeps getting worse, Maroon 5? Shit… That's a pretty toxic day at work for everyone involved.

You have the Edgy Dante FUCK YOU demon confrontation one?

Is that meant to be the nips references Charles De Gaulle?

Are you talking about japanese school? If not it damages your point even though that's how it works in the west
You mean what to think. They DON'T teach you how to think which is the fucking problem. Socrates is a brilliant example of teaching someone how to think but not what to think. Schools today teach students "facts," veritably saying "you need to know X Y and Z, this is what happened" instead of presenting a hypothetical or historical situation and asking the class "how" or "why."

In any case, bringing it back to Umaru specifically, I didn't even mention the other part I should have. When I said "she accomplishes nothing" I was talking about what's shown in the anime itself. She doesn't do chores, she doesn't work, she doesn't fucking do anything except try to have fun 110% of the time, and any claim that "lol she's a good student" does not redeem any of that. Her hardworking brother not only works and provides for himself AND her, but he comes home and is the one who needs to do all the chores and cook the food, etc. Umaru is a waste of breath, and good grades does not equate to "she's a useful and positive addition to society."

I want to play this

Love Norm ripping SNLs ass open, he didn't know how right he was.

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I don't understand cripplespeak, but this is pretty hot tbh.

At this rate I should make a folder just for Eastern Bloc stuff.

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This webm shall be named "Spintires"

I have this one.

Yes, English is my 2nd language and I forgot the difference.
I meant what to think, not "how" which in turn is what I meant and more natural-sounding in my native language.
Education is the same all around the world.
But i was referring both to Japanese and the Western schools
Schools don't even teach facts, they teach ready made interpretations students are supposed to regurgitate bi-weekly

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So basically screw attack is as retarded as ever, got it.

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What is it with him and denying reality? Every fuck-up is down to his hands yet EVERY VID he'll call the game stupid and claim he didn't do something that we can all see happen before our eyes and his.

It's like he never stopped being 7.

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Fucking tool.

He loves the word scrub, yet always fucking uses it wrong

and on, and on, and on

It's confusing as fuck to hear him speak and he does have some degree of autism

makes you wonder if they intentionally tried to find the most annoying, grating and obnoxious VA they could, or if it was just an accident

That was grimy and creepy and oddly lurid.

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Just imagining the amount of shit there'd be in there is bad enough *without* their corpses.

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What's he screwing up here?
Is he just pushing the rock out of place when it's in the right spot?

Surprisingly, Kira Buckland was not available.

His existence.

His timing is shit and he probably should have put it in the middle of the stompers to stop them both, then go around to the far side and pull it through, you'd think most people would either realise that right away or after one fail, however DSP isn't like the other boys, some would say *unique*, let's hope so anyway.

While it may taste sweet alone, when it is paired with salt the two flavors accentuate each other.
Also it's just 2 tablespoons of not normal sugar, but brown sugar, which is one of the less caloric kinds of sugars, besides also being the more "flavorful", and that is spread to more people, so worst case scenario you'll have ingested one teaspoon of sugar.

t. Europoor

haha that is too good

He is interminable to listen to however that is shored up by the fact that he's a such a staggering failure it's hard not to rubberneck at the trainwreck-on-fire he serves up.

I guess it's a 'love to hate him' thing but he's not hateful, just a pissy annoying worm. My 7 year old nephew bitches less than him when he loses.

I have a long standing theory that the internet is (very slowly) teaching everyone who uses it to get a better handle on the urge to rage or go and fucking stab cunts who get their/our backs up. To force them into a state where they can take any insult, jibe, slur, nigger/kike/faggot/tranny-athon and not be such a prissy thin skinned bitch about it.

I feel like DSP is like a top-up shot of annoyance for people who're already deep into the process, 10mls of Aggrobutol™ in every vid, just annoying enough to make you seethe a little but not want to punch the screen.

this doesn't make sense. my friend ate sweets for breakfast, lunch and dinner and was still very fit since he spent most of his days doing sporty activities. he got diabetes the night after he drank 5 liters of sugary soda type drinks on top of sweets but he was always fit. how did this happen then? just a coincidence?

PantsuTSD

When will the "Anecdotal evidence" meme end?

Organs malfunction for more than one cause, obesity and an unnecesarily intake of sugar stresses the pancreas. Yes, it's not just the intake of sugar what causes diabetes, but saying it has nothing to do with it is also absurd.

It is also important to say that obesity is one of the worst things you can do to your body, it slowly destroys everything.

Unnecessarily large intake of sugar*

There are two smashers and you need to get the rock across both of them. You do this by pushing it into the middle of both of them, walking around to the other side, and pulling it through the second one.

I never played that Zelda game in my life, and I figured this puzzle out the FIRST TIME I watched DSP try to do it in that webm. Not a fucking difficult puzzle, and yet he failed over a half dozen times. Terrible.

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I feel bad for the poor bastard that married that creature.

fuck off

Sauce for first webm?

That is Tomb Raider 1, I believe

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Drumpf is finished now

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DRUMPF

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bless him

boring thread bad job

wet and motorcycles never go together, theres videos where bikefags are going along doing nothing dangerous and the bike just goes 'fuck you'

does someone have the webm where there was a streamer showing her tits on a stream with a group of people and everyone starts freaking out, telling the streamer to delete the VoD

I've got a Russia folder and a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. subfolder

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love that game, to bad the publisher was totally jewish.

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Type 1 or Type 2?
I'd expect it to be Type 2 since that is caused by your cells getting tired of firing those damn GLUT promotors all the time and subsequently reducing the expression of the necessary specific transcription factors.

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…did they just literally slow the song down and called it "Vaporwave"?

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Could a kind tofu deliveryman help me identify the track in this webm? I have the entire Initial D OST collection in flac and I haven't found this fucker.

⢀⠊ ⠞⠓⠊⠝⠅ ⠎⠓⠑ ⠊⠎ ⠓⡑⠞ ⠐ ⠃⠥⠞ ⠺⠓⠁⠞ ⠙⠊⠙ ⠎⠓⠑ ⠎⠁⠽⠦

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Reminds me of ultimate surrender.

holy fuck yes we should have a thread on it

There's obviously more to it but basically yes.

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