This is bothering me. Tell them to stop. If they hate guns so much...

This is bothering me. Tell them to stop. If they hate guns so much, or know nothing about them then they shouldn't put guns in their games. I can only suspend my belief so far.

My hippie gf literally pointed out how stupid this was and that should say a lot.

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That made me even more angry.

was this the game where the guy blew open a fence to let in a bunch of zombies to kill a bunch of people so he could rescue the one guy the zombies just for whatever reason didn't eat after the carnage? the trailer was retarded.

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Yes. Don't forget the jogging pace he runs at. I remember a guy pointing that out and I was so used to it in games I didn't even notice.

I do it all the time, user.

Yeah I fucked that up but it's not a big deal.

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I don't see a problem here?

Well I learned something then. I admit I was wrong, at least I dont have to be mad now.

The guy he was trying to save and his captor were on an elevated platform, this zombies can't climb it seems. What was retarded is how the mc was able to sneak around the zombies without being detected. Can't they smell him?

I am going to call you a fag not because you were wrong, but because there`s better things to complain about this game.

Like it being a bland zombie survival game, again.

I was going to complain about that too but I thought it was obvious. If you look at their interview they didn't even know why zombies were popular.

Thats fucking awesome

No, stay fucking mad. This is the type of shit that makes people think it's a normal thing that is easily possible without special equipment. The gun's barrel isn't threaded nor does it have the device to accept the fuel filter which means it isn't possible, but the fake they show it means idiots will look it up, find out it is a thing that is possible and act like it's something that's common easy and needs to be regulated even though it already is(you need to pay the suppressor legal fee for the fuel filter attachment part so it's not really a cheap silencer)

What the fuck am I looking at? How does the drum cycle? How do the rounds feed into the barrel? Why is the ejection port so far away from the drum? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Yes I know, but you can still suspend your disbelief since it's doable. Hammerspace and all that.


Oh…damn

I can only suspend my belief so far (op)

You have to use a thread adapter to screw the thing onto a threaded barrel, and if you do this without paying the ATF, it's around a $10k fine and 10 years in federal prison. If you just have the shit lying around, they can pop you for CONSTRUCTIVE INTENT.

Yes that is the first thing I thought of. Look, the game is clearly shit and will do maybe half the sales of Dying Light. You don't have to be worried.

This thing is a fantastic way to upset /k/, btw

Huh. Self-preservation under the law with /kv/.

She's only dating me because of dumb luck. I refuse to fuck her before marriage so she'll probably leave me. Nice anime picture.


Someone already made a diagram of how it could work but its a massive stretch and would be prone to mechanical failure due to erosion of the chamber and extractor mechanism

g a y she's probably fucking jamal

Jesus Christ. As unrealistic and stupid as the guns in BLACK were, at the least the devs outright mentioned that the guns were unrealistic and stupid on purpose and just tacticool-ed up for gun porn purposes. This is more like those mango screencaps that get posted in LOL threads with the magazine-fed revolver and the bishounen-looking faggot aiming down a sniper scope with a rifle with no sight on it while holding his gun like it weighted less than a fucking feather. Fun Fact: the artist who drew the sniper bishounen was called out for the weird rifle grip. She absolutely insisted that the way he was holding it was correct and that everyone else was wrong. She even purchased a very expensive airsoft lookalike of the gun from the comic to "prove" she was right. She wasn't

SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED.

Also, for a locked-breach, tilting barrel pistol, you need a Nielsen device-type recoil booster on it or it won't be able to cycle with the heavy weight of the suppressor out front.

I'm not white bro

Man you guys sure know a lot about attachments.

You know, if the drum mag is proprietary/built-in, I can imagine ways to get that working.

I promise you, you're safe from fuel filter suppressor regulations.

Here's a funnier way.

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Yeah, bullshit mate. Stop trying to sound like an expert with your bits of half knowledge. What gun is he shooting? a 1911 which is a "locked breech tilting barrel design" most pistols use the Browning short recoil operation of the 1911 and you can find footage of all of them working with a suppressor.

It looks like The Last of Us but if it was fun and an actual videogame.

that's not really saying much.

/k/, shut the fuck up. Realism is ruining enough games at it is.

hickok45 saves the day yet again

brother, they've been consistently fucking up guns since the inception of guns in games. it's the rule, not the exception. when you find a game that does guns properly it's a rare jewel

Can you not press play?

Woah there, maybe you shouldnt tempt hwite wimmunz, jamal. Didnt ur mammy tell you to stick to your shade when it comes to women?

Sure you do

user it's HWHYTE not hwite. Also she's Chinese. I don't care for white girls, I don't like false rape accusations that they use on their bfs.

user, I implore you to reconsider. Even if you are a nigger, I don't think you deserve a life like this.

eat shit, /k/ saves the day always

user you should get an asian gf too, it's pretty cool. She's super loyal, not bitchy, and will be submissive or dominant on command. You're missing out.

Im surprised how nobody has posted these Borderlands weapons yet

Everytime

Swords will never be practical for home defense. I just wanted to say this

Ironic racemixing is still racemixing, jamal. Stick to your shade, lest you further sully the gene pool. Unless youre NIGGER AFRICA black, in that case just deport yourself to liberia or somalia. But please tell me how racemixing with a chink is a good idea. :^)

I'm not white and have an asian gf too, probably gonna get married. They're pretty great in general.

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Fisr of all feeding the cartridges through a rotating cylinder of a revolver would break the gun because they wouldn't end up anywhere near the firing pin, second what does he mean 'adding more firepower'? Did he change the rifling or modify the primer? How is it an automatic if it's hammer-fired?

Of course she is you dense motherfucker, that's how they always are at first. They'll be anything you want until they get what they want from you: that goddamned ring. Then they drop the disguise and show their true colors, and begin their gradual transformation into a literal fucking goblin both inside and out, nagging and bitching about everything constantly until you finally break and either divorce her or become her lapdog. All asian women are like this and the chinks are the fucking worst, just go look at any old married asian couple.

They're called yellow Jews for a reason. Get out while you still can.

Are you upset that you will never have a superior gf or do you willingly deny yourself a superior waifu for nothing but memes?


Glad you understand too.

I never said I was retarded silly.

Btw that pic is not us

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I'm white and have one too, but the dude is dating a chinnese, literally the most retarded genes you can get for asian men. Honestly, his girls will turn out fine, but his boys will be fuck ugly and can't do shit.

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your kids gonna be screwed if thye ever need an organ or tissue transplant

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Real talk, how hot is she?

Like I get that you know how guns currently work.

It just astounds me that with that knowledge you couldn't imagine a way that it would work.

Like if the rotating cylinder didnt actually rotate at all or even exist beyond the shell of what one looked like and somehow there was an internal mechanism that made it fire like a semi auto

I'm not sure how you guys don't know this, but asian girls (especially chinese ones, chinese are the worst second only to koreans, made even worse if their parents are immigrants and they themselves are 1st-gen in your country) are notorious for being god-tier girlfriend material until they lock the ball and chain around your ankle. Then the mask falls faster than the speed of light and you're left with a manipulative, vindictive harpy only out to use you and threaten horrible things to your life if you attempt to escape.

If your girlfriends do not wind up this way they are the exception to the rule, but don't be retarded about this shit. You need to watch them like a fucking hawk, don't brush this off. Asian chicks have a reputation for doing this for a reason.

You said you weren't going to fuck her until after marriage, which proves you at least considered the possibility, which is already too far.

Gooks don't fuck niggers so she probably is disgusting

A 7/10, 5/10 if you have higher standards because I have awful social skills and i'm not funny

I figured that too but at that point you might as well get rid of it unless he put in materials in that empty space to offer passive cooling to the barrel.

Chill bro, every race of women has a drawback. All are easy to compensate for with the correct approach.

Yes but that doesn't mean an official marriage. I meant more like the lower tier options like a civil union

They made one cool sword a long time ago and pretty much everything else they've made since then that wasn't a comic book or an animated cartoon is shit.

Nah m8, just not a fan of miscegenation. Being a product of it really makes you realize how disgusting it truly is. Why would i subject my spawn to the same pain?
Where do you think we are?

No she's pretty decent looking. Sorry user.

user you really have to stop with this blog posting bullshit.

I find 90% women I see irl to be a 4/10 at best.

I think it's fine as long as the game takes place in a goofy cartoon universe, to be honest.

But he has an adapter on the oil filter.

It's literally discarded TLOU2.

Honestly dude, if your going for looks for chinnese, shes at most 4/10. Theres only been one good chinnese girl i ever met, but she had a personality of a man. Go date a fillipiano or something if you want to be retarded

And youd still fuck them. You can lie to us, but don't lie to yourself and YUH DICK.
inb4 WE WUZ CELIBATES N SHIEEEET

CALM DOWN IT'S OK

Now tell me what you hate about zombie games, it's time to get back on topic. What do you think can be done to make a proper one?

They've still got the whole double-think thing going on right now, saying they're white when it's convenient and mexican when it's not. I get the feeling things could get pretty nasty when it finally hits them and comes crashing down, especially for my brother. I don't even know what to say, other than glad it wasn't me.

they werent even thinking

Post your GF's tits or get the fuck out Nigger
THIS BLOG POSTING IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
SAGE AND REPORT

You made your mudhut, now sleep in it.
Zombie games are a meme. Theyve been a meme since 2012. But thankfully that meme is being retired in lieu of the new hotness, pirates. You still shouldnt racemix, jamal, your kids will despise you with every fibre of thier being.

Borderlands guns are randomly generated. No thinking required.

That's what you get when you let leftists make weapons.

NIgger, this isn't a women thing. This is a chinnese thing. Your right, when you say all women have drawbacks, but nice dubs Nailed it on the head about asian girls. The non religious ones will put up a facade of kindness, try to get you in the sack, get you "yellow fevered" but once you get married, they will judge everything you do. They will never be pleased, always changing you little by little. First it will be simple things like clothes, then food, then friends, then talking. Asian women do this, as must developed asian culture have not respect for the man. The man is a paycheck, he can't understand women, and never will be given a chance.

Your aloud to date who ever you want, but your retarded in my books cause you have no sense of thinking ahead. Asian women have pros and cons that you ignore for there "exotic" look. Understand why the cobra is deadly, so you can handle it. Till then, all i see is an user who thinks with his dick, which is going to bite you in the ass.

Think ahead, before you go to bed.

THE EYES
LOOK AT THE EYES
LOOK AT THE EYES

You guys are funny. I like you

Try 2008

Sauce?

Not really, you just need a strong nuclear family and not hang out with retards and it's fine, mixed kids are considered most attractive by most.

Okay who's got that picture of De Niro's kids?

Sea of Thieves
Skull and Bones

You sound like you have personal experience with this user. Fine, I'll look into it and start paying more attention to her. Any signs to determine if she won't do this?

Where the fuck are you getting these opinions?

Thy looked incredibly mediocre and no normalfags I know talk about them

look up 'hapa worship'

Please return to lebbit
Do you have talking points memorized, or are you reading from a script?
E3 2017 you drooling coon

how can they make weapons when they dont want them to exist?


That's a stupid idea if I ever heard one. Wasn't Borderlands made by that ultraloser Burch

Nigger what?

The quality of their games is so awful it may as well be

Have you seen any evidence that people are super stoked on it or are you just gaslighting? I don't exactly see normalfags tweeting 'LE NINJAS AND PIRATES I LUV IT NAO XDDD'

No, he just wrote for the second game. Borderlands was made by the upstanding individuals who gave us Aliens: Colonial Marines, and Duke Nukem Forever.

Do you even know what indie means or you just throw the term arund like a buzzword

The latter. I'm sorry

Again, no Jamal, bitchford and pals produced the games. Mind you the team working on 1 left or got tasked with other shit come 2. Burch only wrote the script for 2.
Im gonna go out on a limb here and guess youre 15-16 and you found a 'qt' in math class because you were too busy grabbin YUH DICK to learn math. Maybe you should go back to lebbit or neofag where your kind are lauded by cucks. Nobody likes a supreme gentleman, especially mainlanders. You are still seen as a race traitor by your ethnic community, and nothing you do can wadh that sin away

Why even get married then? What's the fucking point? Just jack off to porn and order takeout, it's cheaper than having a wife and far less stressful.

tbh a lot of the black women I meet are either terrible or chasing after the alpha bros.

Believe it or not, white women don't really like us except fuckin blue haired weirdos or trashfires unlike what Holla Forums seems to think . SJW black girls or 'sistas' (parodies of blaxploitation movies) like to play in the snow or are just garbage. Latinas and various mixes usually don't respond positively.

Work for an engineering company in thermodynamics, control systems fabrication, and ballistics. I'm 23. Sorry user.

I am being stupid right now but I'm almost wasted and can't care.

Hope your company doesnt do any DoD contracts, then. Youd be in for a real surprise when ching xiao disappears one day and youre being dragged to a black site for questioning. :^)

I should've done engineering. Physics was a mistake.

That's what I studied, theoretical physics.

All I got when I looked that up was gooks and halfbreeds wishing they were white.

Also here's DeNiro's mongrel spawn. Notice they all look wildly different because their genes are all fucked.

How many leftists did it take to bump you up into that position? Even if you're one of those rare sentient niggers, the regression to the mean states that your kids will be carrying on the spear chucking tradition.

That's not how alleles work, even in Mendelian genetics.

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Teach me your secrets of finding proper employment. Everywhere I look seems to only want codemonkeys, PhDs or minimum 2+ years experience

tfw femdomfag who's resigned to his fate

She's my first gf and I'm a virgin so take it with a grain of salt, but yes sometimes she'll take it in the ass and throat, and other times she'll sit on my face or make me lick her feet clean while calling me a nigger. Raceplay is really hot


You need certs. Not only certs but relevant modern ones. You can learn Wolfram and MATLAB and C++ sure but the best types of languages to learn are things like LaTeX, C, and Julia. Try being a bit of a smartass at interviews too, they like that. It has to be super subtle though.

I also started up my own business in college too, it was a fetish porn company but I masked it as something completely different using the assets I already had and they bought it and were impressed.

You could also use neoptism if you're a normalfag with ten billion friends like 95% of the population.

Who are you kidding here? Not me, so by process of elimination, youre deluding yourself. Maybe this was your life's goal. Most niggers i know have a drive in thier 20's to find a bitch to cake up on and give up all ambition. Stop it. Get some help.

Yet niggers nig. You're not very smart despite your desperate attempts to claim otherwise.

I never claimed to be smart, I'm just doing what I can.


I know, and I regret not doing something more employable like civil engineering or the nanotechnology program they opened at my uni in freshman year.

I didn't ask you to tell me about that nonsense

sounds silly as fuck, you dumb nigger

It's a tactical halberd carbine bro

No he's fucking bullshitting at this point mate. Thermodynamics, control systems fabrication, and ballistics is a roundabout way to say rocket scientist, and theoretical physics degree? Nigger rocket scientist doing Einstein shit. He's larping pretty hard.

We are so far from talking about video games holy fuck dude. Is it too late at this point?

But user, why would someone lie on the internet? Surely he isn't trying to make us like him? There can't be anyone as pathetic as that, right?

You dont say? But bullying him is so easy, he just keeps replying and digging his hole even deeper

Well you know if they showed it with the actual adapter then they could probably get in trouble for "imitable acts". It's one of the reasons, I feel, that they show throat slitting incorrect in most shows/movies/etc. You won't kill someone by giving them an emergency tracheotomy, you have to slice one of the major arteries going to the brain. But literally every single movie has a slice that lands right dead center of the throat.

You don't have to believe me dude. You asked, I told.

Has this ever happened before?

I partaked in showing exchange students to canadian culture. So i got, japs, chinks, and worst koreans. All of them follow cultural shit and its pretty obvious how they will act in later life. Think of women as rpg classes. You got your japs, chinks, and worst korea. Japs have rocking bods, allowing them to have great melee combat, but they lack in cultural understanding and don't add much to group synergy. Chinks have the best overall starting stats, but there overall growth is sub par, causing them to lag behind later in life. Koreans are a mix, as they roll more with rng, allowing really great combos, but most of the time there rolls will be shit and fuck up where ever they go. Understanding how they work in dating life, enganged life and married life can really show you what character you want to level up per say.

Also, you should stop posting, your getting your jimmies rustled and need to let it go that people don't find your chink to be worthing in a chain fence

*Man, summer brings in fresh meat when we be wanting a bbq, you know what i'm saying?**

user, I have no fucking idea what you just said. Speak human.

Sounds like a plus really. Why would they want to betray their own culture and acclimate to the nanban way of life?

WEW, fuck i'm retarded. Don't message when drunk kids


(Nice trips)
Basicly, i was trying to relate video games for the idiot to understand it. Simply, thats it.

Also, it was more of them making us change culutres and shit

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Calling you an idiot is a compliment in this case. I'd accept it graciously if I were you.

That may not make you an idiot, but it sure makes you a fag

I can accept this. That said I'll take your advice because it scares me.

I told you everything i could nigger. Just walk away from the screen, and you can get through this shit

Zero self-awareness, just like how nigger children can't recognize themselves in the mirror right?

My mistake, but I'd still fully expect retards to cry we need to crack down and get more suppressor regulations in place to combat the fact people "can just put a filter on their gun and assassinate people" or some shit.

Why are you trying to bully me user?


See

Why are you making this so fun?


See

If they wanted to assassinate someone, they would have found a viable way to do it with or without the oil filter mod.

I don't understand why a breathing person with an IQ over 80 would say that

Youre not replying to me, but ill respond. I am bullying you for reasons ive stated throughout the thread. Please walk away from the computer and go rob a convenience store, you'll blow up like you always dreamed of doing.
Also gj on not defending your racemixing any further. You have enough brain cellsnto realize that slamming your head on the metaphorical brick wall of truth isnt getting you anywhere, except making yourself a living strawman. You know what they say, niggers have no heart. :^)

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Not as bad if you think of it as a tube-fed semi auto. Still doesn't make sense, but a lot less terrible. I've sure as hell seen worse.
Cough cough boarderlands cough cough

Halberds are totally practical for home defense, however.

Kill yourselves., It is only somewhat effective for .22 rifles. The autist in the game is using a FN Five-seveN which fires -like the name suggests- 5.7x28mm rounds. No chance in hell ever will that be suppressed by a simple oil filter.

The whole thing about the ATF stamp is so they can put you on a watch list because obviously anyone who wants a silencer and isn't a government agent is evil.

Buzkill. I was literally going to buy one today.

Hickok is shooting a blowback .22 with a fixed barrel you stupid nigger, so it doesn't need one. Every pistol suppressor on the market has a recoil booster built-in. If you build your own after getting your Form 1 approved :^), you'll need to buy one.

You're completely wrong. In the confined space of an average house, a sword would be very effective compared to something unwieldy like a shotgun, and won't jam or run out of ammo, either. It's been essentially proven that, even in the open, a person can close a distance of about 15 feet faster than a gun can be drawn and fired. No robber is going to break into a house with their gun already drawn and pointed at the ready like cops do.