Disney XD Set to Launch Gamer Programming Block

Disney XD Set to Launch Gamer Programming Block

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Into the fucking trash it goes
Thanks for nothing, Yidsney.

Fuck off back to >>>/reddit/

I expected shit, yet it's somehow worse.

What are ways we can make gaming so unpopular and off-putting that no big name investor will touch it

I know it's retarded, but it's actually the name

I guess you'd hate people who liked Pokemon XD

by bully

Oh I'm sure. Too bad it's not a show about coding, I'd be all over it.

Ren could have done it but he cucked out.

JESUS CHRIST NO MAKE IT STOP. WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE VIDEOGAMES ALONE?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pick one.

Fucking hell, every time.

My brother vapes, how is it?


Also pic related

sexualize Miku

I'M READY FOR THE RESET, BENNU

I'm expecting a lot of PSAs relating to cyber-harassment and gamergate.


Make porn of their properties. Investors hate that shit as it damages their reputation.

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Do people/kids even still watch TV nowadays? I could care less of this was made or not.

Kids today are too busy watching shit on YouTube on their tablets, it's funny watching these TV executives try to win back kids with shows about e-celebs.

Crash the market.

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quantum lel

Even my fucking grandmother doesn't watch TV anymore, she streams all her game shows and crime dramas to her phone. Television already has one foot in the grave, and this shitshow is going to target the people who watch it the least.

You know what? Teaching kids not to be assblasted over mean things on the internet and just to ignore it wouldn't be a bad thing.

That isn't even too far from reality, the UK released a hilarious anti-cyberbullying video that was basically that with no rap.

Ok so the solutions so far are to make as many porn games as possible, shoot up the next E3, and be mean to cuck devs. AGDG guys get to the titties and I'll be mean to shit devs, now someone just needs to go to E3 and start the fire

Either the counter-jew way
or


And nothing of value was lost, Television was always shit, i only had TVs for Consoles and VHS.

BOOPER DOOPER

….so time to get inspired by Timothy McVeigh?

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The kikes are going all in

Almost as if they themselves want to start a race/civil war at this point.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

It was a simpler time, but perhaps, we just in ignorant bliss…

I don't usually trust wewuz Gods, I'm more of a Christfag myself, but fuck it
I'm ready for the reset, Bannu.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.
the sweet release of this pain

gaymer gate

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I'm ready for reset, Bennu

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.
it wont happen, but I can still dream

Get a partner who loves you if you're feeling down.

It's a tranny isn't it?

Oh yeah, just let me go to love land, where love trees just burst out of the ground and you can just pick loving people from their branches whenever you feel like doing it.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

Do you live in a bad place?
It's easy to find people where I live.

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I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

G4 was always shit

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.
There's much shit that need fixing.

OH GOD

I've been playing Nintendo since I was 2 years old, I got my first PC at 6 years old. I felt somewhere along the way, the essence of fun in video game is slowly being chipped away replaced by greed.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu!

BENNU?

I'm ready for the reset Bennu.

I'll leave the emergency suicide glock on the table. If you wanna go Kurt Cobain the shotgun is in the cabinet.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

BOOPER DOOPER

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

I used to smoke a pack a day and now I vape maybe $5 worth of juice a week. my lung capacity has improved to my pre-smoking levels, i don't feel sick anymore and physically i feel almost as good and fit as i used to as a kid. it's also really nice to choose a tasty flavour and to be able to use it in my own house, it was a good choice for me even though i'm ashamed to be seen with it in public

Why is she dressed like a prostitute on a kids channel?

Would you rather have your kids raised by a prostitute or a kiddie diddler?

Of course there a bad games to their eyes. Anything remotely difficult and has even one ounce of anything right wing, such as the drive to better yourself, is considered bad or at least easier to nitpick on little things like glitches. Like how that game would have a little lag and be considered complete shit while a feminist game with a black gay tranny protag with shitty animations and game-breaking glitches will be considered game of the year or at least flawed but have depth.

BOOPER DOOPER!

This is the reason I only fuck with nintendo.

I'm so tired of video games, I'm so tired of all of this social justice shit.
I know it's only a matter of time before God decides to burn sjw scum via the same judgement that was bestowed upon sodom and gomorrah - but until then, I'm just going to seclude myself from politics and yellow journalism.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu!

I'M READY FOR THE RESET BENUU-CHAN!!!

Sorry to point this out, but society never changes, which means that we 'will have to put up with this bullshit no matter how many retakes we attempt to do. Might as well learn how to deal with it now.

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu

Clearly you didn't hear about Fire Emblem Fates

That's like asking if i'd rather fuck a cactus or a cheese grater.

Well, the cactus is the obvious choice because the cheese grater will result in a loss of dong rather than a possibly wounded dong (Not to mention the fact that you'll get some of that sweet tasting cactus juice).

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

it will happen, you just gotta believe


i know this feeling user..
do you wanna pretend you're a girl and i'll give you shit tons of affection?

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I cant be bothered to be mad anymore. It will be a cringefest and it'll die in a season


I'm here for you user

I'm a man of high tolerance but this bullshit. It's a all in one wreck waiting to happen. You know it's going to be shit, anons know it's going to be shit as well as I. These fucking fags couldn't leave well enough alone so the next step is the total assimilation of the bullshit rethoric they're going to push and both you and I know what the fuck that's going to be.

I'M READY FOR THE RESET, BENNU.

BOOPER DUPER

The right meme bracket makes the little smiley man look like he has a mohawk.

Oh there will be programming alright, just not the coding kind.

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I'm ready for the reset, Bennu

Make them as offensive as possible to as many people as possible. You don't necessarily need to be making games, just make pictures and media about said games that are so offensive that no matter how much PR is spent on the series, they never bounce back entirely.

It doesn't even have to be Holla Forums or porn related, just go around whistle blowing any patreon that profits off of Nu-tendo artwork and take down as much shit about new games as possible, then replace it with something kind of vulgar and get soccer moms' attentions.

I'M READY FOR THE RESET, BENNU!

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I'm ready for the Reset, Bennu

I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

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I'm ready for the reset, Bennu.

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xD

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This