Anything but another Cupcake thread

Anything but another Cupcake thread.

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It would be infinitely better than a dog fucker thread

agreed. fuck that guy.

seriously.

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discord killing threads all day every day

I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty excited for the pizza I just put in the oven.

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I'm pretty excited for you too. oven pizza is the best.

Why does this thing have two penises

And why isn't it spoilered

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sharks have two, dumdum.

hello neko neko chan.

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hmph...

so I checked and apparently my computer can handle the ultra settings for overwatch. how fun.


do some research once in a while so you don't look so stupid when commenting on furry porn.

What's up buttercupcake?

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I don't like sausage as well as pepperoni, but at this point I don't care what gets pushed aggressively down my throat.


Because I believe in freedom. This was the endgame of the founding fathers.

I'll give you attention if you admit that rem is superior to emilia in every way

Personally I'm not very interested in the form and function of animal penises you fucking degenerate.

just finished some overwatch with the ole gang. how about you?

I like sausage better than pepperoni, personally. but both are good. best is when you have both on the same pizza.

Next time you want to fantasize about getting raped by the street sharks, you'll be more informed and thus more biologically accurate.

How in the world are you ever going to get into a sorority if you don't even know anything about animal dicks? Think a little here, man.


Both is kind of crowded. Hamburger pizzas are primo, though.

most are very fascinating from a purely scientific point of view, honestly. like for example, ducks have a corkscrew shaped penis because it literally "screws" into the female's vagina, which has matching insides. it's incredible. plus they are insanely long for how small ducks are.

I like mexican pizzas for my weird pizza craving.

nah... i dont like those candy shaped maids of a meme

Tried playing my gtaV earlier but my controller keeps fucking up. Im gonna get a new one on Wednesday when I get paid but I have a feeling it's just my ps3

well that sucks. hope the problem is just the controller. my mouse just broke while I was playing overwatch. the scroll wheel stopped working right, so I've ordered a new mouse and have a replacement to use for now, but it's not nearly as good as I'd like. everything is the worst.

Mexican pizzas never looked good to me. Same with dessert pizzas.

Hopefully, in my old age, the dementia will not only rob me of the names of my grandchildren, but also of facts such as these.

Furries please leave.

Do you use a l33t gaym3r mous3?


I wonder how many people fake dementia?

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I've seen the inside of a nursing home. You would have to be pretty fucking desperate to fake dementia, because the company you would be in is fucking horrifying.

desert pizzas are plenty good, there is just no reason to get them over a proper dessert. and mexican pizzas are great as long as you like mexican food in general. it's basically just the main ingredients of every mexican food item ever on top of a pizza.

well to each their own. if you don't want to learn about the wonders of nature than I can't force you to.

of course. I was using the razor death adder because it's simple and well made, but apparently not as well made as I thought, so I'm going to try out the steel series. I just like having two programmable side buttons so I can have some macros in place. I particularly like having the ability to change tabs with just a press of a button by setting one to ctr-tab. and in game it's useful to have two buttons ready to go with harder to reach keys in the thick of things, like v for melee in overwatch.

lush is such a lush word

Maybe they would be whistle blowers or police insiders investigating the inhumane conditions. Get a few high profile cases and maybe the care everywhere would go up. Probably not though because old and dying people are gross and nobody wants to think about them.


I don't like mexican much.

also

Kill yourself then


What mouse are you using now?

I don't like mexicans much. I like their food though.

Hah

*hufs neru lovingly*

just some simply mouse that came with my keyboard. it's just a temporary measure because I value the scroll wheel working over the two side buttons for now.

God I hate side buttons. Or any buttons, really. I use a M325 from logitech and it's pretty much the perfect mouse.

nope

Emelia is a real character and pretty~
at least the show has emelia going for it.

you sure like huffing lately

validation!

but surely you like the main two buttons at least.

:3

you are nice
and worth loving hufs!

Those clickers are okay. And the mouse wheel button. But anything else just gets in the way. I hated having side buttons, always paged back when browsing.

yeah, well that's why I program them for other things. if they are only the forward and back buttons in your internet browser then they suck.

Recognition.

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conversation.

Why would you want to do that?

Now that one's a stretch.

who's this hawk person? ._.

you're right. I'm so sorry.

tracer bullet.

Any plans for today?

oh kewl ^_^
thanks.

He'll be staring at a noose until 4 pm, then he'll transition over to heavy drinking until he passes out.

I hate those ones with just a middle click button
What masochist came up with that shit


She's the typical boring useless cunt that every anime mc always goes for
You have dreadful taste luka

drinking for now. other than that not really. I'll read some more of the caves of steel I'm sure. read the first chapter and I'm definitely interested. you have the day off I hope?

savages, that's who. or people like kaybe who just hate side buttons.

no
she's better than those cliche maids

The implication was what he was doing rather than the usual.


So far. I should drink so I can get out of anything if it comes up. Glad you're interested so far.

Cupcake isnt nice.

How would you know seen as though you do not watch the show?

everyone keeps bringing up the noose but there's no way I'd go that way. so crass.

yes, you definitely should drink. drinking is glorious.

I like how he doesn't bother to try and set anything up, he just jumps right into the story and expects the reader to catch up.

Easy browsing.

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cupcake is incredibly sweet and sometimes i think about asking him out

Disgusting


I don't think you know what that word means because emilia is literally the most cliche thing about the show

To be fair, he's written several robot short stories before this one. But he doesn't waste time with the world.

I'll see if I have some beer, then.

Liver failure is arguably more crass.

i took a peek on the MAL site where they have crunchy roll eps
Meh... just another SAO clone... not interesting.

Mind posting your filter list?


I bet you could hang two people back to back pretty easily. What a cute date night.

nope
Emilia is not like them.

didn't you hate me just last week or something?

also I'm glad that trip is getting so much use. I still have no idea why I have like 30 muffin trips sitting in my old emails.

repulsive.

yeah, it makes sense to me. it's a literary technique I enjoy. there's no need for pointless exposition a lot of times.

yeah but it's way more fun, so.

N-no bully...

Yeah cause she's a shit

what

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Something a lot of directors need to take note of.

Reprehensible

After I get a decent sized one going, sure.
So far it's only female and breasts.

no kidding.

incorrigible.

Found some beer in the back. Hopefully not too old.

Also
No fair!

Kinda wish loco would hang himself too.

cheers.

no
she at least doesn't have candy colored cue ball heads.

I want them sweet bonuses. it comes out in just a few days, you better get on that.

Are manboobs a separate category?

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i tried that once but i got a boner from it and stopped to jack off

the endorphins made me not so suicidal

cute pic
:D

Alas, the doctor is too poor to afford anything atm...but at least I'll know for certain if the game is good after you've had your fun in it.

Putrid


You haven't even watched the show so you have no idea what you're even talking about and that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard anyone complain about. Kill yourself luka.

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I'm just blacklisting as things come up.

it'll be great. hopefully.
I'm hoping it reignites my passion for games other than overwatch.

grotesque.

so mad

:3

get rekt

That was for cupcake but ty I will take these (you)s and attenshuns regardless.

Shame.

Prost.

All I want is the same freedom to complete the game as a pacifist or a violent maniac, really.

Odious


K scoots


You better
I don't give them to just anyone

if it was for me you should have directed it at me. also what does it meeeean

it's still good, I presume?

my guess is that that aspect will be even more clearly defined than in the last game.

repugnant.

#triggered

That's enough space travel. I should go to bed. Night.

goodnight, goggles.

It'll do.

see you in 5 minutes

it's good to see you settling for mediocrity when it comes to drink. even if just for the day.

filename
You should know when I post for you just by being my best friendu.

lol dumb girl :3

Now remember, you'll be in a society where normies and robotic autists will be segregated. You need to follow ALL the rules and only use facilities designated for robot autists.

Atrocious


Whatever you say my man


I'm going to give you a sound thrashing if you don't stop calling me a girl

the filename makes even less sense then!
no one loves the cupcake.

I'm not getting drunk, not until 5 anyway.

im not man

no way. rules are for chumps. I'll be adam jensen, anti chump.

I'm out of words off the top of my head.

how boring. although I guess I'm doing a pretty slow burn myself. been at it for about 2 hours and only on my third drink.

You have two of the same chromosomes.

Only people with shit taste don't love you.
Anyone who says otherwise is just Tsun.

The people with guns guarding the human facilities won't like that.

the battle simulator was pretty dank

Provide evidence dude


I win!

Did you make any dank webms?

bah. opinions.

I'll shoot them in the face then. or you know, just knock them out. I'll probably do full stealth as a second run. I'll try at first though. it's a bit more manageable when you know the game already. my second playthrough of human revolution was stealth only.

congratulations.

Buttercup gimme a kiss

Im not a girl you deplorable faggot
Stop being so gay


I didn't even have to use a thesaurus

I only ever state facts.

nope i wont submit to u

There isn't nothing gay about a man calling a girl a girl.

nooo it was too dependent on the whole

I watched tank girls

shall i watch boat girls too

which game?

I'm a boy!

I just wish he could of had bigger battles.

youtube.com/watch?v=mVleWm5qHgw

That's me.

Boys can be girls too. Being a girl is a mindset, and you have it!

don't be lewd, soto. we're in public.

neither did I. that would have been cheating.

except for when you don't.

hahaha

must be why we get along so well.

None are more boring than I.

looks funny!
:D

make webms pls~

How?!


It's not funny
I'm tired of this harassment!

someone had to be better than me at it eventually.

When have you ever been a boy?
You're a girl. It's completely obvious from the bratty way you act.

That's exactly right, only my best friend would know this and the difference from when I am lying and stating a fact.

What a world we live in.

^W^

did you watch plane girls though?

it's quite amusing. and it's not harassment when you're so clearly a girl.

hmm. hmm I say.

how's it going, dear?

Tease neko moar~
:3

Hello Smiles.
Lovely day isn't it?

wuzzat

r u a faggot?

They should teach children about homosexuality/Transgenderism in primary school.
They need to be taught that it is perfectly normal.

Howdy Yan. What are you up to?

Ikt did you watch the anime about the moe high school girls sailing a battleship and firing missiles?
That one is actually gud.

JoJo's and BULLYING :333
About to play some Dead by Daylight.
You?

I'm a brat to everyone that doesn't make me a girl


Omg

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strike
witches

they strike from the skys with their plane feet
like the boat girls with their boat feet

Oh, what's dead by daylight?

Hmph

Way too much furry around this board nowadays.

shut up mandy

isn't it interesting that when you use the phrase "the old me" you are in fact referring to a younger you?

#deepthoughts

Shove your cock down my mouth to shut me up!

Deeper than cupcakes anus?

you are adorable.

just look at that butt jiggle.

youre getting gayer

you're the gay one. gaymo.

Maybe you are just getting straighter?


It's quite enjoyable, ain't it?

How so?

it's quite nice, yes.

too many ways to list. just accept it.

everyone just wants a piece

say it to my face

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I'd rather be a bit lower than that.

Fine. Just this once tho.

No on is making you a girl.
You just are one.

Hmm all you want, I'll still touch your bup

It's a game. 4 players are survivors trying to escape and 1 player is the slasher villain/killer who tries to catch and kill them.

good girl.

don't you dare.

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Now the wait for the gold medal.

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I have all those.

None for being boring.

yare yare daze
must be on her period

I always find it awkward when someone in their 20's talk about when they were younger.


Oh that's pretty good.
It's it pretty mind fuckery?

Not from you.


I am glad we are on the same page.

I am not
That's gross

ouch

So, everyone you talk to here.

Early twenties.
Like I understand that 5 years ago was a lifetime ago for them, but 5 years ago for me was practically the same shit, and that time just flew without me noticing.

Sometimes.
All of the killers have different skills/abilities.
One of them can teleport, one can become almost completely invisible, one can lay bear traps, and another just runs at you with a chainsaw.
Often you have to make the decision between attempting to save yourself or save another.

No girl should be this aggravated otherwise.
Please wrangle your hormones under control.

Bunny

nickel

That was a tad harsh, huh?

Five years ago for them is the same five years for you. Only difference is that some perceive time vastly differently than others. Like how we've been posting in community based threads for over five years already.

It's you guys fault i am aggravated

i dont deserve this treatment

I'm sorry.

Hugs?

Back in my day I would of got a hug already.

Yay I had a GG in OW wew

you know what would be a real good apology

u cunt

Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you aren't responsible for your emotions.

This?

screw you old man. always rubbing that in my face.

why? they must have been younger at some point, yes?

all these females are very triggering though. don't you have any traps?

Not even once.

Back in my day people asked for such things.

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what i do

id like my previous request as well

How often does the killer win?


Already 5 years. Ew.

I'll be responsible for your horrible death if you don't knock it off

THIS IS BAIT


Do I have to ask?

What was that?

And it worked.
mwahahaha

something involving you and your dick and a money shot

Only going to go even faster the older you get. I started in communities on Red vs Blue when I was 16. Time passed by damn quick back then too. My hopes of getting my brain copied onto an all powerful computer and cyborg body has hit quite the snag.


Most do.

kshaway senpai noticed my replay

It depends on the skill of the survivors and the skill of the killer.
Often though the killer will catch and sacrifice at least one player on the meathooks, and good ones will manage to catch all four before they can escape.
It's common that about half live and half die.

You know damn well I do not want to be called that.

I'd believe, girls tend to murder their spouses at a much higher ratio than men do.
But I don't think I won't hit a girl if it's to defend myself.

I need to play more Dead by Daylight. I have been so neglectful with OW and DbD

you said it was growing on you

I SAID NO SUCH THING AND IF I DID IT WAS IN PRIVATE

i see

youre ashamed

Dam kids and their pranks.


I'm not most though.

You're you, yes.

You just got Scoot'd!
How does it feel, how does it taste...salty?
ohio

In your filthy fucking faggot dreams, you putrid festering cock blister.
You've disgusted me truly to my core.
I need to vomit

You might wake up in some SOMA dystopia future.


Kinda reminds me of the Hidden.

Wait what?

Don't guilt-trip me bae

Buy dead by daylight.
woo

yeah take a photo of you cumming for me

best watch your wording

I don't do that kinda thing, love.

How romantic.


Nah, I don't spend money on games.

It's not gay because you're a girl.
A very cute one.

Ah, the half-life 2 conversion.
This is a little different since players have nothing to defend themselves with and can only run and hide if the killer finds them.
And the killer is much faster than the survivors.
Dudes don't even run, they power walk hard.

Let's not fight. I'm tired.

A world taken over by womens underwear doesn't sound so bad.

Oh wait you're talking about the video game. I want a Deus Ex type future moreso than anything else.


A picture would be difficult. Easier in a video.

I'm waiting.


You need to respect your elders young man.

what a waste

im having a hard time discerning sincerity

Why's that?

:O b-but senpai, its a nice gfame!


Really? You using that stance?

I would to if I lived where you are. Not much to do there but wait.

is this a legitimate question

Yes.

waste of your assets

Oh, so the non-killers are essentially helpless?


1) You're a pervert
2) Why Deus Ex?


I will probably never play it though.

To not cum for you?

I am so mad

of course

I don't really cum all that often anyway. Just not my sort of thing.

That is fair enough

Yeah what ya gonna do about it?


Wait what am I waiting for?
I'm confused

Stop being rapey Mugen.

im afraid ive scared him

I am going to leave you with egg on your face.

Said the kettle.

It has the most faithful use of augmentations I've seen in games to date. Well, starting off modifications anyway. The discrimination and fear from others getting mechanical limbs. The use of them in warfare. Just seems the most logical step when artificial limbs become more and more common. I believe it will slowly cause people to willfully abandon their own appendages for the artificial ones.

Not in my timeframe though.


How's the training coming along?

There is almost none, don't worry.

Essentially yes, there's very little they can do.
The most offensive thing is a flashlight that will temporarily blind the Killer.

Not very ladylike of you.

Stop posting that....

Are you in one of his videos?

I give up!

Your submission to me was only a matter of time.

Don't think this means anything. You are still a fucking faggot.

I'm not a faggot for calling a girl out on being a girl.

nnnnn
I was afk at blue at 4:30
youtube.com/watch?v=Wy30uuZYftU

but I can sleep comfily knowing senpai has finally noticed me

Projecting your homo faggot fantasies of me being the little girl sounds pretty gay to me

I don't see his reply in the comments though.

I'm not a lolicon, you're a girl of legal age so I don't see what the problem is.

Sorry, cuppers. I was too baked and passed the fuck out last night. My roommate found my phone in the fridge lol

UGH!!!! This is the worst meme of this thread to date!

getting doublenoticed is too difficult ;__;

BUT

the Pix club tag is there

I'm not Cupcake.

I will only acknowledge you as a man on one condition.

There was not supposed to be a link lol

Fml

On a sidenote: on of my aunts has 2 uteruses

LMAO

What

You have to tell me your super embarassing secret
A true man feels no shame, and does nothing shameful.

tfw you find a breathable beanie and use it to make a blindfold

*notices you*


UHHHHH i'm not really sure what to say

That sausage party movie 2cray ;p

Was it even any good or was it a bunch of dick jokes and pseudo-violence with cartoon characters using saucy language?

idkk if you are my senpai though

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Even if I told you, you would never be able to do it right. And it's still to embarrassing to explain so no!

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What are the qualifications needed to be a senpai?

I dont remember most of it, but yes.

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