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Don't worry, I won't.

I WANT TO PLAY A GOOD MMO BUT THEY WON'T COME OUT FOR A LONG TIME

That's exactly what I was saying earlier. 50 bucks says they forced Michel to stick the BG&E name on some random game they had no faith in.

GOD DAMN I HATE THIS E3 SO DAMN MUUUUCH
VIDEO GAMES ARE FUCKING DEAD
LET IT ALL BE DAMNED
LET EVERYTHING LOSE CONTROL

KILL THEM ALL REN

Hotline Miami 2. It probably would have been pretty much everything I was hoping for if the level design wasn't as loose and spacious as zoe quinn's cooter.

Tekken 7 from recent times. And it did live up for it except for story mode

Also can you fags recommend me a good internet browser

I only buy new games unless I'm really interested and the gameplay is a confirm upgrade.

Capcom is the least shit company minus it's shit in Vancouver.

Morning. Had to help my grandma with her computer again. That was a pain in the ass. She needs to stop downloading random crap. Tired out but I want to watch some stuff first. New episode of one of my shows came out today.
I don't even remember and I'm typing this while my internet is flashed out because it's been fucking up the last couple days. Can't check my steam account to see because of that. So my answer is I don't know.

Hello everyone
Where were you when Sonic Twitter did better at E3 than everyone else other than what he as involved with combined

Its bad, but normalfags eat that shit up.
I still think that DMC can remain good especially how bad DmC was and how big of a backlash there was.

Do you think they actually wanted to make a new bge?

Im gonna grab EO5, ive heard good things too. It helps that jap games come out later in the states.

That mario/rabbids thing has killed any tiny shred of hope I had for nintendo. They've fallen so far so fast in just a few years, its sad.

At least they can't take away old games from us user.
Hows your day going?

I still don't get why people suck that games dick so hard other than AESTHETICS all the time.
What'd you do today user?

Any of the firefox offshoots really.

Whats your grandmas porn like?
And what show?

No MMO will be good. You're stuck with either Korean grindfests or shit WoW clones because the market is dead and has lost all sense of what used to make it good.

1 more day, there is still time

HUEY DID NOTHING WRONG

This tbh. I have to thank Atlus for having me wait. Same with fucking Sega.

I rarely ever buy into hype for upcoming releases, but then again I don't play new games all that much anyhow. I will say though that, as far as retrospective hyping about hearing great things about older games I had yet to play, WA3 definitely lived up to what I had heard from others when I had first backlogged it.

Completely innocent.

She downloaded some thing that told her it was an antivirus then installed it and ran it and it told her to call a number and help them set up remote desktop so they could take her info or something
I'm not sharing because someone will spoil it for me.

Im still waiting on metroid. its gonna be federation force 2

The only problem with jap games is the translations, which can be a bigger gamble than a new game entirely. Luckily atlus is good with translations, so i trust atlus with EO.

Wow, havent been here in forever. Surprised this is still going. Probably starting work this week, no idea when. E3 sucked ass, it was the year of diversity. And i've been playing too much lewd skyrim.

I've been watching too much videos of Friday the 13th. It actually looks pretty fun, I might buy it

It's a good porn adventure game.

Dragon Age 2. That burned my ass so bad I never preordered again.

Dont worry, I wont. Probably still talking about canada stuff over there.

MGSV; no. I went out and got a job to be able to play it on something stronger than the 360; at least I'm no longer a neet I guess.

I bought it on console i had a shit pc at the time

Morning lads.
Anyone else livid about Ubisoft shitting all over BG&E fans who've waited 14 years for the fucking cliffhanger ending only for it to be a prequel? I know i am

dunno

pretty hyped for Monster Hunter World though, I can't lie. MHX was shit, I know MHXX is gonna be just as shit. At least MHW can't be as bad. The fact that there's no hunting arts in it makes it 100x times better already.

huey plz

Same with Sega and how they treated Yakuza.

Dude even as a biodrone I was wary.

I've got a few older games on the backburner like that, but don't play them out of fear of them being letdowns.
Hows your day going user?

Is it Holla Forums or /a/ related?
And thats shady as all hell. Hope you cancelled her credit cards.

New metroid would be tight.

so,
WHO HYPE FOR MONHUN PC?
anyone at all? so ronery

Probably not.

Still have some hope for tomorrow's conference. I probably shouldn't. >Tfw AM2R is better than anything Ninty's put out in the last 7 years.

Holla Forums, She doesn't use her credit cards on the computer anyway. They also wanted $150 to "fix" her "viruses" which were nonexistent.

Something about the gameplay just clicks for me, I guess. The music and the gore and shit are just icing on the cake.
I played some Wario's Woods today with a friend, but he's way too good at the game for me to give him a challenge.

Nah even they knew DmC failed pretty hard.

Yakuza had a shaky start. 1 had an awful dub, 2 was good, 3 was censored, 4 was good, and everything else was good.

All they have to do is make DmC, but donte has a mexican mustache and sombrero, and speaks spanish. Everyone else needs to play it off like its normal, and speak in english.

Did they have indian accents?

As long as I'm around, there will be 4am in some form.
Hows life been user?

Thats sad user. Surprised you haven't quit yet, that was forever ago.

The hell is bgande

AMR2?

You a game of thrones pleb or something?

Is that a wario golfing game? That sounds comf

I don't trust capcom not to be retarded as all fuck though so theres that.

That was your first mistake. No point playing elder scrolls games without mods. Actually dont play bethesda games without mods period.

Did you see the doctor in the inpatient trailer? Look familiar? Pic related.

Whats the matter yoza, dont like the forced BLACKED diversity? me neither
They just had to make a qt azn.

I had faith. Never again. I was so goddamn mad, there were no words.

Me!

I can imagine jews doing that one sad day.

This, Huey did absolutely nothing wrong

I have no idea. I didn't talk to them. She did.

Fuck no. I get angry when people who like that trash try to make me watch it.

Oh yeah, and creation club. CREATION CLUB! And the fucking cucks on youtube like mattyplays and that juicer fuck are defending it. Fucking retards. Fucking bastard cunt pete! FUCKING PETE!

Dude, they've been the least retarded for the last few years. Including that Dead Rising debacle.

Infinite MVC has dmc3 dante. I think old dante is back.

What do I live for?

Another Metroid 2 Remake. It was a remake of Metroid 2 in the graphical style of Super Metroid/Metroid Fusion. Was really good. Ninty DMCA'd the fuck out of it and forced Dorito Pope to remove it as a nominee in the Best Fan Creation at The Game Awards last year lest the entire show get DMCA'd as well.

Capcom made the smart decision of PC Monster Hunter though

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Is it bad the game im most excited for is bubsy?

Not even Todd defended that shit

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As long as the internet isn't a completely 100% censored mess we can just run outdated operating systems on computers running offline. Should be fiiiiine. Hope you are preparing for that day though user.

Ahhhh. I need some new Holla Forums shit really bad. No clue what to watch these days.

Is that betheshits new try at paid mods?

I really haven't followed them after the several years of them shitting all over everything. What are they supposedly doing right?

Comfy.
Thats all life is about user.

Thats fucking gay. That does sound pretty fun though. Maybe I'll check it out.

Rereleasing a game just to jew more shekels out of people isn't exactly good.

That'd be hilarious, but no. It's just a competitive puzzle game where the twist is that you have to run around and place the game pieces manually. My friend is probably only interested in it because he really loves Wario for whatever reason.

Im so dissapointed that todd didnt come on. I want his lies.

I remember when that game first came out. I was blown away by all the little things it does to make itself stand out, like the evolving intro that makes it seem like four seasons of an anime rather than a single game.

Just shoot me so I don't suffer anymore.

There was never anything wrong with what he did.

Oh please, IMVC Dante looks like a fucking drug addict.

You have nothing to live for, but no reason to die so you're stuck in a limbo where isn't anything worthwhile so you try to find ways to cover up your self-hatred but none of them work because you lost all sense of joy years ago. I should know.

It's been dull mostly. Just doing the same stuff as usual and trying to ignore the horrible heat. I lost my charger though for my tablet and need to find the thing. I think my nephew might have stolen it. Hes just getting old enough to care about tech and his ipad.

Shit.

I've been watching House of Cards but that's not the one I'm trying to watch now.

Creation club is supposed to be a heavily curated paid mods thing. Its still fucking paid mods though.

Still has white hair. its a start.

I miss him
I wonder if Todd is going to leave Bethesda Soon and just going to live like Notch and eventually run for President and win

Exactly, nothing wrong with shower shitting

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Thats because wario is max comf. Though I only really like the warioware games. Can't into his platformer ones.

Molest him and show him whos boss.

House of cards seems ehhhhh. How much jewish shit they shove into it?

Beyond Good and Evil

oy vey

i feel you. MHX as SHIT
I'm ready for a GOOD monhun game again.

sorry m8, i don't have a fun

They are for sure not bringing back DmC and sticking with the old one. And Marvel Infinite looks good. They're bringing Monster Hunter to all platforms.

Completely innocent.

Only goobergator nazis care about his white hair, stop oppressing their vision.

A kitchen knife will work fine.

You would have to define jewish shit. It's mostly about a politician backstabbing everyone around him, as politicians often do.

I gotchu then fam

What happens if todd runs as democrat?

If anyone wants a good laugh about buying and selling niggers.
>>>Holla Forums10066524

Key is to take everything with a grain of salt, and that opinion tends to be opinion.

Been better. Woke up with a huge stomachache around noon, spent like a half hour on the shitter trying to get whatever it was out, and then slept more until 7 PM. Doing better now, but I fucking hate days like that.

While it's usually a rerelease this actually is for the first time since 1, not a complete rehash of 1

Just fuck my shit up.

Dont care. I can wait. I still got plenty of other vidya to get through anyhow. Im just happy to have another monster hunter on pc.

Todd was so ashamed he wouldnt even show his face. That jew pete couldnt stop rubbing his hands either.

Yes, cause theyre greedy fucks. They see a community that makes their shit products half worthwhile and they try to jew it again. The only silver lining is its all gonna burn down cause of their stupidity.

I'd rather not turn my nephew into a faggot by diddling him. And kids are gross, I dont need that kinda shit in my life. Better to find an ara or something.

Nice yukkuri.

I wonder if Todd browses Holla Forums

????

I don't know. Figure it'd show the right as ebil or some shit. Or push leftists political issues.

Thats why I cut back on coffee. If I had a cup of a it, I'd shit out everything in me probably.

What if Todd runs as a Democrat just to get in and then when he's President go full/pol/ That was the plan that Sam Hyde should do

Everyone else does, what else is left for vidya devs to do at the end of the line?

d00d I just want to play it without buying a bloodborne machine. Fucking console gaymen.

Patrician taste.

I dont want the skills to makr garbage for beth games.

I think i would legit vote for todd, given his record.

Aras are not cute in real life user.

Just stating facts fam

ty

oh, it's pretty dull tbh. Still want it?

Ritsu you don't know Beyond Good and Evil???
I could've sworn I've heard you talking about it before.

Fuck it up like the Jews fucked up everything.

Yeah but you'd be able to be comfy work from home practically NEET while sucking money off of dumb ass shit taste normalfags. Its win/win/win

I talk about a lot of things I don't know anything about though.

Well the E3 Bethesda was by far the most pozzed and Todd was "Mysteriously" not there

got windows 7 back on my computer. can play my games again. i have lost years of pictures and wallpapers saved. all my documents. so much has been lost. i have my waifu folder and couple other critical folders backed up on other places and other devices. but so much has been lost.

the construction process has begun though.

His kid was graduating from middle school.

I actually have standards. Beth shit is below me.

is it bad i legit like todd

What's the worst of it that you can remember being gone?

fair enough.
Basically, the original Beyond Good and Evil came out back in 2003. The game ended on a cliffhanger ending. People have been waiting 14 years for a sequel, something to wrap it all up. And now Ubisoft just shits on everyone with this bullshit of "Beyond Good and Evil 2", which is a fucking prequel game.

Im still angry about it not being called before good and evil. I dont even like the game, yet the name is such a wasted oppertunity.

Probably too busy with kids and work to be on an imageboard.

y-you too

All women are aras eventually user.

Huey, you are a jew.

I don't even know what I ate or drank, but when it takes enough out of you that you can sleep six hours, have a shit, and then sleep another six or so, it's bad.

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Did you get a new harddrive that fast?

Bet the mod makers get shit money from it anyway.

I hate that shit so fucking much. Never getting megaman legends cliffhanger done with killed me.

You think its less than 25%?

He wasn't even there as a pre recorded video

Nah, I honestly think Todd is someone with Vision but whose vision gets fucked around and never gets close to actuality
Despite him being a big example of Modern gaming he at the same time is outed to it
The way he sees gaming doesn't mesh with the way companies want money so you have a clash of ideas that Todd loses every time because Short Term Gain>Long Term Benefit to these people
Todd is also someone who even though he makes some things you don't like you can agree he is a nice guy unlike Pines or some SJW dyke, he's actually someone who's a dev for fun not for money and not for political gain
Too bad Videogames aren't for fun anymore

don't remind me user

never played Megaman Legends, but knowing that now I don't think I WANT to play.

Donald Jr has kids and he's on halfchan

password to my dead ∞chan on a txt file, loads of misc interesting and important documents in my documents folder. hand picked and sorted weeaboo folder, with folders of all my favorite girls and then tons of misc. ecchi and cute, my hand picked porn folder, huge pictures folder of misc. funny shit, all my wallpaper collection.

shit sucks dude.

a friend of mine was able to hook me up with a flash drive with windows 7 so i turned one my other hard drives beside the dead one into my main hard drive. i showed up at a shadowrun game we're in together and started talking to him about it because he is my go-to tech help friend, and he reached into his backpack and had a flash drive with windows 7 and dazloader and shit on it with him without me even asking him about it ahead of time.

cyberpunk is real.

A little. Realizing that the last year of my life could have been better. I moved out but didn't really do anything with my newfound freedom. Wound up not buying a larger TV when I could have bought one off the back of a truck and since all I have is a 24" it made it awkward to host friend. And got so fixated on saving money that I fucked up my teeth a little through poor diet and poor hygiene. Didn't lose any but have 11 cavities that I'm getting filled over the month and a molar that needs to be crowned because of a deeper cavity they removed.

Back in school though so at least I'm finally going to finish my degree. I also finally bought a TV and been hosting a friend of mine who plays fighting games. We get together every week so it's nice having someone else inside my apartment besides my depressed self.

Things are looking better though. Just need to find the motivation and drive to make something more of myself. Also working on my gaming backcatalog because I bought a lot of games over the last two years at resale shops and never played many of them.

Probably Smash bros Brawl.

Aside from prat falls yes. Sub Space was amazing and the new roster was fun. It is still probably the best smash bros game in terms of sheer content.

I fucking hate when I eat something then run to the bathroom the next morning and have my entire bowels shoot out in like 3 seconds. Does feel nice being so empty though.

Probably. Maybe as low as 10% knowing bethesda.

The first game doesn't have that and its the better of the two so.

What a DORK

And shit fam I'm jelly of you getting to play shadowrun with your friends. That shit seems max comfy.

The paint wont let up.

Dont you bullshit me you weaboo. We both know theyre adults!
How old are the average aras anyway?

Wat? Since when?

One day im going to get the money to make my vision, and maybe i'll hire todd just to be a nice guy. He actually went to his kids graduation too.

Life is suffering

How much do you wanna bet they do it for free?

>Series ends with a timeskip to a now late teens (at least) Sheyanne getting his Christmas Cake, now that he's grown up and she's like in her 30s.

Yeah, he sure jewed that hungry toilet out of some meals.

shadowrun's great fun. me and two friends are all running campaigns set in different cities, but all our campaigns are in the same timeline/setting.

Unmarried women become aras at 25, so a bit later than that for married aras.

What college degree are you finishing user?

30+ at least. And I mean they won't become aras unless they are born aras.
Usually.

I'd bet some would because muh resume or some shit.

I wanna say between 25 and 35 years old, maybe a bit older.

Computer Science.

Wait so you are all DMs doing separate games? Do you have different groups of players or what?

While on the subject of the shits, something odd I noticed a while back: I had a colonoscopy a few years ago, and of course they give you that awful shit, pun intended, to mix with your drinks for like 24 hours that make you shit until its like your pissing out your ass. Anyhow, afterward, I noticed that I always seem to have to have a shit now like two hours after eating ANYTHING substantial, maybe even less. I never used to before the prior colonoscopy, so I have no idea what's up or why it would have changed.

Check to see if you have a scar on your stomach, they might have removed your large intestine :^)

I bet they fucked up your bacteria and shit thats inside your bowels that help you digest stuff.

What kinda job would you want with it?

Poor toilet is a big girl too, she needs her meals.

So safe to say 28-38. The trick is them not becoming complete whores by then during this decadence age.

That seems to be the popular answer.

You cant be born an ara. There are no loli aras are there? You grow into arahood. But you cant be a whore or you end up used goods.

I wonder if you actually are jewish, or just irish or something?

oh, well then.

i don't think i'd want to date any of my old teachers because none of them were hot anyway
But i feel your sentiment.
end me

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No scar, thankfully. I just think the prep drinks did something to my internal scheduling.

Ive had 3 colonoscopies, they dont mess with your bacteria. All they do is clear your colon.

I had like a fresh out of college like quarter asian teacher who only taught for a year before going back to college. She had to be 22 at the most, maybe 21.

yeah we're all GMing separate campaigns, but we're all playing in each other's campaigns, and have a couple friends who are playing in all of them or just one of them.

It's important that they're motherly, loving, and pure, but also the perfect amount of possessive, seductive and dominant.
creating the perfect ara is weeaboo alchemy.

delicious

It shouldnt have messed with it. Go to a doctor and see what he says.

For a few years, I bet he's pissed about what Ivanka's doing but doesn't know what to do as she's daddy's favourite

I signed up for the Canadian military in an autistic, tired stupor. What am I in for?

she gave me my ara and teacher fetish is it really a fetish though?

You ever think Todd is the reincarnation of Hitler?

Have you considered being gay? If you never have to worry about shitdick you'd be in luck.

Why am I imagining a small nerdy looking american in green robes and a fedora?

Million dollar question user. I kind of wish I hadn't gone to college at all and maybe picked up a trade; but I've sunk so much time and money into this degree not getting it now would just be ensuring that all that time and debt meant nothing.

Ideally I follow through with my desire to make Vidya smalltime. But most likely I keep working for my family since the pay is good. Not really sure of the next step yet.

Defending Poor refugees from America when the American-Canadian war starts

hang in there user, the waifu age approaches.
>tfw one of my genuine reasons for not an heroing is the waifu age

you think of wizards apprentices.

Pretty sure I've read some doujins with loli aras

I'd like to see what my hot fresh out of college teachers in HS are like these days. Bet at least 1 of them is milfy as fuck.

Why so many. And clearing your colon can kill that shit I think so

Does anyone roll the same character across games?

Could always take projects on from home for some extra dough

Doubt that'll keep up for long now. Ivanka keeps doing stupid shit. Odds are trumps gonna have enough between her shit and kushners shit.

Defending muslims and blacks while they rape your sisters and cousins.

what else would it be?

not soon enough. I'll be fucking 45 years old before things get to the point of being really good for robowaifus with AIs that can converse and emote.

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more than likely

Ass bleeding. Butt problems user here. Even if you do have your intetnal bacteria destroyed, they can do a fecal transplant. That should fix it.

The main character is a democratic congressman and hugely corrupt. I'm only in season 2 and he's directly murdered two people.

Doesnt fetish kinda imply abnormality? tfw young and waiting for the waifu age to commence

Sound like that user needs to shove shit up his ass then.

Better than nothing.

Weeew. Maybe I'll give it a shot then thanks user

One can hope but the only people in Trump's life who know what Ivanka is doing won't speak except Bannon

I'll mention it next time I see mine, but it'll have to be when I already have a checkup. If you're going to make an appointment with him yourself, it takes MONTHS for him to actually see you, he's got so many patients these days.

No, and I don't want to.

Shooting white males while shitskins are allowed to commit crime.

Fellow butt problems user here. Heard of that before. The idea of taking someone's shit and putting it up your own shitter sounds fucking horrifying.

I'd rather just take probiotics if it's a low bacteria problem.

All the games are set at roughly the same time in different locations. The games are set in Boston, Detroit, and then I was running a game in Las Vegas but am considering starting a new one in Anchorage. So since none of our players are playing St. Drogo, no. But characters from other campaigns have shown up in other campaigns, a PC I used to play showed up in the detroit game showed up in Vegas for a mission. There are a couple gangs and criminal organizations unique to our world that have shown up in more than one city.

With life extension technology, it doesn't matter how old you might grow to be. And before we have AI gynoids, there will be virtual reality waifus. And in the distant future we will be able to upload our minds to the perfect 2D realm.
I literally live for it.

It's pretty good. Kevin Spacey is in it.

What would a weaboo wizard specializing in aras look like then?

Literally fucking impossible. Take those trips back!

It was cause you got too overzealous with a dildo right? Or am I thinking of someone else? It's all mixing up now.

Man, cant wait to see how this comey shit all ends. I think trumps gotta trump card in the wings when they raided comeys office, though I doubt comey was stupid enough to keep all his corrupt shit at work. Hes probably got it off site in a rented apartment away from family, through a shell account or some shit.

I'd imagine most of trumps cabinet is insulating him from a lot of important information at this point. One of the problems being the leader is you need good people to get the info to you i'd wager. What's the point of a chain of command if the chain is corrupt and broken in places? I think it's only a matter of time though. Ivankas getting too involved in politics alongside him and kushner is bringing trump some heat to trump lately. Doubt he can just fire him though, being his son in law and all.

With the shit ive been through, i dont care anymore. Just fix me and get it over with.

I just want my 25 year old cake waifu. I want some one to cook and clean, and i want a woman to protect.

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You must have me confused with some degenerate.

Just eat some yogurt I guess.

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But yeah that sounds cool as shit. Can't imagine I'd want to be playing so many different games though.

The guy from footloose?

Trips of truth

by definition, i suppose it actually does.
i'm only 22 user. I'm just saying it'll be a good while before things REALLY start getting good. It's not like we'll have amazing robowaifus with the proper ai and emoting capabilities in the next five years or something.

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true enough I suppose.

what life extension technology? That shit isn't even close enough to being ready for the everyday joe shmoe to use, if it's even ready at all.
i'm pretty fickle. That doesn't make anything much better i'm dying for that physical presence and touch.
you mean maybe a COPY of our minds. I'm doubtful the full consciousness could be uploaded like you imagine. The only way what you're talking about for to be possible would be for your body to be rendered inert as your mind is plunged completely into that world instead.

I have no hope for anything good like that to arrive withing my lifetime, if it does, it'll be too late. I'll either already be dead, or old and gray.

Honestly I think the best course of action is some user getting into the Senate and then becoming President from there

Whats wrong with that exactly?

You can't feel your dick

Then i guess my best bet is finding some lonely cake and courting her.
The only thing im afraid of is if my current conciousness cant be transferred, but my brain can, so there is 2 mes and i cant experience what my other me is.

Well, I don't think he'd be too picky given the sort of age range he seemed to go for.

Wizards, once transcended, retreat to seclusion and are rarely, if ever seen. They mainly observe the world through powerful scrying magics. I cannot even begin to imagine what a wizard of that nature looks like, as I forsook the path of wizardry long ago..

mai waifu can cook and clean but she's not a cake. she's actually a year younger than me. doesn't mean I love her any less though, of course.

we don't play very often, it's been months since the last Vegas or Detroit game. But I myself am in 3 separate campaigns outside of the shadowrun games.

Here we have a choice between hope and despair. Despite my personal stoicism, here I choose hope, for without it I have nothing.

this also works for me.

if all sensory input is overridden by the simulation, why wouldn't you be able to feel your dick?

That's Kevin Bacon.

For shame.

it's not your real dick. You can't feel your dick.

I guess a younger girl is fine too. I just want a semi-experienced woman.

Yeah, sorry. Kinda all runs together after a while.

Trips of lies. Lolis cant be aras. It's biologically impossible. They cant even have kids or be busty or big.

How many anons can control their sperg to do that, not to mention they might have to rub shoulders with some scummy people for a while. Most anons would spill their spaghetti and probably start threatening to hang fuckers from lightposts. Besides, most signs point to eventual civil war at this point.
If im wrong, then yeah, we really really need an user in there. Someone with a cool head, who's willing to play nice until in position.

Brocks no weeb.

Should probably ask wizardchan.

You want your waifu to come pre-used?

Then whos the guy in clerks?

k

Holy shit that sounds like too much dnd imo

Look We're good at LARPing aren't we
Maybe one of us are so good at LARPing they can LARP as a socialised person

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I meant in the cooking and cleaning department.

Kevin Smith.

You gotta link this. Can never have enough lolibaba. I wish sadpanda had a tag just for it.

More the idea that counts. Dude was so desperate he managed to achieve wizard status five years early.

I wish you the best of luck user i've already given up
that's what I'm saying. It would be a COPY of your current consciousness. Then there would be 2 yous. One in the real world, and one in the digital. Obviously, the YOU you would still be in the real world. So like I said, the only other way to really do it would be if they somehow DID MOVE your actual consciousness from one plane of existence to the other, leaving your body to be an empty husk. But in that situation, chances are good your nerves/senses would at least be fired upon, so you could still feel everything as if you had a body, maybe.

Then cling to that hope tightly user. Mine crumbled to dust a few years ago after a while of thinking. I do wish the best for you user, but I have no hope if I have no hope, I can avoid any pain. If I embrace despair, i won't ever have my hopes crushed or be let down.

It's just a manga, masamune-kun no revenge and stuff.

If i could actually move my conciousness into the 2d realm with my perfect waifu, i think i would do it, unless some major shift happens and i could find a loyal, perfect, 3d waifu.

Oh, that's unfortunate. I love that kind of thing in porn. It's so weird that it crosses into hot.

it is a shame. i did it long before i learned the path of the wizard was an option. at least I can say with certainty from experience that 2DQT > 3DPD

youtube.com/watch?v=aVLexf_dyCM

mai waifu has experience cooking and cleaning and taking care of imoutos and house while her parents work. that's only kind of experience that's important to me. i want to be her only experience.

they would know if anyone.

it's not like I play in each game every week. It's more like we play every couple weeks, and then I'm also running my own campaign. it's not too much for me. it's the main way i can have fun around other people.

i know that feel. i accept hopelessness in all other aspects of my life, as is a stoic way, but use this one hope to prop up my life to prevent me from collapsing into an inability to do anything with my life.

Wait then whos the guy from king of queens

Thats like 90% of the reason for vr worlds

I dont watch manga. I only read hentai and watch anime that's dubbed.

Until someone mentions the poor disenfranchised blacks and the cufflinks come off.

That makes sense, but most girls with good upbringins used to be able to do that long before becoming aras.

Fucking disgusting. Delet this.

He's 25? I thought brock was like 19? Doesnt he have a thing for misty who's only 14 and she has a thing for ash who's like 12?

But user, pain is what makes a man stronger, and motivates him to change into something better.

was also meant to reply to

i would do it in a heartbeat and ask them to erase all memories and remnants of my 3DPD self, except for the parts of it that leave me knowing that my perfect 2D life is all I ever wanted.

Holocaust remembrance will come first

Noons can be as lucky as you.

True. But who has a good upbringing in current year?

Actually most big sisters know how to do this. Like the redhead from Kinmoza, and Ritsu from K-on. Big sisters know how to cook and care by default.

IT'S NOT MY DICK
IT'S THE MACHINES DICK
I DON'T WANT TO INSTALL A PROPRIETARY DICK DRIVER TO EXPERIENCE THE FLOPPINESS OF MY MANHOOD

BEGIN WIND BLOWING BETWEEN LEGS SUBROUTINES
EXECUTE DICKWAVING.BAT

Of course you don't watch manga baka

I wish one of the couple of groups I knew IRL that played it were still around. Would be comfy

das rite
Best waifu

No, i need to keep my previous memories so i can contrast with how good 2d life is.

Kevin james

…wot?

can confirm, my older sister closest to me in age cooked for me all the time when I was growing up. there were periods where she cooked more of my meals for me than our mom.

that's a good point, it's a really hard conflict for me to decide if I would want my memories erased or not. maybe they'd eventually fade over time of being in the weeb matrix.

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If I could FEEL things still, then I would do it in a heartbeat. If I could still smell, touch, hear, etc all in the 2D realm, leaving my body behind, I would do it.
i hope these trips of yours bode well for you.
but
everything's too pozzed in our social climate. It's all too fucked, thus why i've given up. I'd have a better chance of winning the lottery.

and i'm horribly weak, in that sense. I don't want to raise my hopes up only for them to be dashed on the ground; like dropping a vase from the top of a sky scraper.

True. I could see a Holla Forumsacks eye start to twitch if some jew neocon came up to him and asked him to bomb some Palestinians because of the holocaust and israel needs to feel better. Or just to say some nice words about the jews while he's a governor.

Maybe midlands and rural places. But t.v is still a subversive shit. That'd be the best shot tho.

I don't read manga anymore either. I stopped after I finished the original naruto. Yea yea I know naruto is shit, but i'd been reading that since I was a kid I wasnt gonna leave it unfinished.
I liked mio more personally

In that image (it was a fan-art "characters over the years" thing) he's specifically supposed to be 25. Brock himself in canon is apparently late teens, or at least old enough where, in the Japanese script anyhow, he'll tell girls that are a bit too young at present to contact him in a few years, or something. And no, I don't recall him ever having a thing for Misty, who generally got pissed at his antics. He did seem to find reciprocation with Professor Ivy and left to bunk with her for a while (Orange Islands where he got replaced by Tracy), but was back in the Johto arcs. Bringing up Ivy would immediately put him into "corner shame" mode, and he refused to speak of what happened. Ash is still 10 and eight months old even at present, I think. Kanto was the only occasion where time seemed to have a presence, as he actually remarked at one point how long it had taken him to get to where he was.

Wait then whos the guy from hercules?

Feelings and senses are all just chemical signals from your brain. No reason VR couldn't simulate that.

I only read a little manga. Just a few from my favorite anime. Rarely get far into it.

No one*
Fucking phone keyboard

Maybe if i move to the country side where people vote red, i might be able to find marrage material.

I bet he also likes to purchase preowned games that have long since had the wrapper pulled off and been buffed with toothpaste.

I'm probably at least a month or so overdue. I had long hair from like 14 to 25. Was so nice only getting my hair cut once a year if even that.

>tfw I never have to cut my hair because the meds I'm on took it all.
I'm not sure if it's a good feel or a bad feel.

The only problem is, everyone thinks i look good with longer hair. I have that kind of haircut that is just kinda there. Like a generic haircut, but long. People like it though, but now my hair is starting to curl out and be annoying.

My meds thin out my hair. Its still there, just a bit thinner.

kevin sorbo

Maybe you're not on as frequent a dose as I am, or been on it as long. You're on remicade, right? Or am I thinking of someone else?

well, yeah. You'd have to have a pretty crazy rig on your noggin that's jacked into your nerves or some shit for you to FEEL all that stuff though. It's not like it's magic or something. You'd have to have some sort of implant to jack into the VR set or something.

Ever see that Bruce Willis movie, Surrogates? Kinda like that is what it'd have to be like I figure, in terms of the peripherals/body attachments you'd need Obviously in that movie they just use their own custom-made robo-bodies for 3D shit, which is dumb for the most part, beyond maybe paraplegics or something but you get the idea (and if not go watch the movie trailer to get the gist)

Wait then whos the guy from waterworld?

Hate that shit. Mine starts to flip out once its even the tiniest bit long.

Yeah happens a lot, my older sister did the same too. And my cousin does that for her little sister all the time. She spends more time with her than her mom. Or she used to, no idea now.

I meant change like becoming stronger and smarter, maybe growing a new ambition. Relying on someone else to be good is kinda impossible, especially for 3dpd nowadays. Could probably get one later and never marry her though. And learn how to be alpha so you can control her well enough.

Ahhh okay. So stupid that ash never ages. Makes me think the pikachu death is true and theyre in purgatory or something and he's gotta become pokemon league champion to pass on. So I was right brock was probably 19 or so then too.

I used to read them a lot. But got burnt out on it after a while. And I hate waiting for releases on the next chapter. Never finished one about a girl whos got the power of an earth god and could become near invincible at times, as well as some high school girls fighting school one that was entertaining. Had tomboys everywhere.

Maybe. Probably a better chance than in a city where it's all pozzed and pozzed women. Make sure you got a good enough job to support yourself tho, like something you do online.

That'd be horrible. The new game smell is the best part.

Talk about a shitty side effect. At least you know when you stop using it eventually the hair will come back.

kevin costner

feels pretty existentially empty but also somehow rewarding

oh.
take heart, user. just watch more anime, you'll find her.
remember: you don't choose your waifu. she chooses you.

feels good

Wait then whos the guy from wild wild west?

Its just brainwaves so maybe they will just microwave your brain

Sounds not like my kinda things.
And yeah none of my shit is all translated. Besides k-on and its manga is awful.

You will eventually probably.

watch more anime, read more vns and manga, play more jap games.
she'll find you.

Yeah, im on remicade, and a fairly high dose. Maybe i just have thick enough hair to balance my hair out. Still have a full head of hair.

Its fucking curling upward. Im gonna look like fucking giorno giovanni in a few months.

I couldnt get it for 7 FUCKING MONTHS OF PAIN AND MISERY and it thickened in that time.

Im gonna see if i can remain unpozzed in college to get a welding degree. I can fit into tiny spaces so i can get some nice fucking cash welding there.

kevin kline

Giovanna*
Fuck

Wait then whos the guy from weeds?

Thats some weird shit. Just let it happen user

it's beyond impossible. You can't expect anything good from 3DPD nowadays.
that's a big maybe
I don't have that much faith in myself, honestly.
I'm honestly fairly beta when it comes to girls. Rather, i don't take interest in most of them hardly anymore. They certainly don't take interest in me, but that's not the point anyway.

hang with me, but i'm seriously inclined to believe that getting circumcised, having my first energy taken from me, trauma-shocked/brainwashed me into being a beta to my very core. I'm almost convinced this is the case. At least I'd like to believe it is. It's already been proven that circumcision of young males fucks with their brain chemisty, making them much more prone to mental disorders, depression, and different anxieties later in life compared to men who aren't circumcised.
something was cut from me I can never get back.Even with that foreskin regen shit they're working on, it won't return my first energy. That's gone forever.

Pretty much. For some reason Ash will always be ten, and the anime writers seem content to reset his experience/intelligence each region when he ought to be getting more and more competent. Instead he never wins anything worth a damn, and thus never accomplishes his goal. What they should have done, if you ask me, is if they wanted Ash to lose the Kanto League, fine (it was his first league, afterall), but have him win the Johto one. If the idea is that "if he ever wins he'll have no reason to keep traveling," then replace him as the protagonist with a new character (IE: Brendan and May for Hoenn, Lucas and Dawn for Sinnoh, etc), but have him become the new "experienced" member of the group like Brock was, who can be a guiding hand to the new protagonists while still keeping his accomplishments, as well as him and Pikachu, in the show.

I will never know if it comes back unless I stop taking it, and its supposedly not a medicine you can easily start and stop. I'm currently on a steady every 8-10 week cycle.

If we ever have a Civil War here again I'll probably be dead before it's over, as I doubt shipping this shit to treat civilians with will b a priority anymore.

Reminds me of how I used to see anons dump the likes of Family Play and other "classics" on half/b/ back in the day.

maybe.

kevin nealon

I've seen Holla Forums actually have threads on that sort of subconscious trauma. Shame so many parents are hardwired to make sure their offspring have that shit done, or I suppose doctors themselves just do it without asking because "it's part of the process" or whatever.

user, I'm cut. though i'll never be a wizard many times over, I am an autistic spergy fucking weirdo. I was just lucky to be a spergy fucking weirdo in the body of a chad. i will never forgive the kikes for what they did to me. Circumcision was something inflicted upon conquered peoples by the kikes. I will never forgive them.

>see anons dump the likes of Family Play and other "classics" on half/b/ back in the day.
I don't remember those, but maybe I should be glad for that. Even though /ara/ and oneesans are wonderful to me in 2D, the thought of it in 3DPD is even grosser than most 3DPD.

Wait so whos the guy from american beauty?

Some jew probably ate your foreskin you know

Maybe i'll grow it out and just curl my hair up so it doesnt get into my eyes. Would that look weird?

Im self aware enough to be able to atleast act alpha, even if im really not. I think i could fake it well enough.

I survived 7 months without it. I think i would do ok in a civil war senario. I just need a bit more rest than normal.

My dad wanted it.

It'll settle eventually and just be wavy

You dont need one. I never had one. Embrace the solitude it'll make you stronger.

Start seducing them, what are you waiting for?

Nah, you wouldn't like it, the protag in one is a dude, and the second she's already got her love interest, some near shota level dude who eventually turns into a demon king.

So long as you know to avoid the pozz you'll be fine. Pozz gets you when you're unaware of the danger. Like a suicide bomber.
Yeah, there ya go. Not a problem then.

So long as there's a will user, there's a chance for change. It's all about forcing it and working towards what you wanna be. I'm not sure on the jew magic though, but I wouldn't be surprised if cutting a piece of a guys cock off fucks with his head, considering testosterone comes from our balls down there.

Agreed. It's stupid they never allow his character to advance as a trainer and become something special. It's like a journey with no payoff. Everything ends eventually anyway. At some point ash will have to be grown up and experienced. I wonder why they're so against him changing?
Damn, sounds like some serious drugs
I'd start stocking up if i were you just in case
maybe be ready to start runs on pharmacies if shit goes down

The same one that's in House of Cards, Kevin Spacey.

Maybe i'll just get it cut. I kinda like it a littlr long, it just gets in my eyes.

more like put all over some woman's face as skincream.
Actually, there you go, user. Take solace in the fact that some woman has put your ground up penis flap all over her face many times for several months, over and over again.

Ohhhh! You could have just said so user!

Just part it? Or get girly bangs

Thats practically sex!

How do you even figure that out? I don't mean the fact that it was done, but more of whose idea it was.

I remember there being a fair amount of liking for it from anons at the time, between the premise and drawing. Speaking of doujin dumps that used to be done, if you want to have a really good laugh, go find A Kentucky Barmaid in King Louis XIII's Court. That shit was hilarious.

Meant "as a baby?" Not sure how that happened.

I haven't seen American Beauty.

I hate parted hair though.

No, my mom said that my dad wanted it done.

Alright, i'm out. Gotta get ready to go out. it's been fun anons. E3 later today, dont forget.

Well there's gotta be men in manga. Cant always be women.

I haven't seen most of the stuff I listed tbh

Waterworld is max comf despite being shit though.

Gotta do it when you go for the long hair unless you want to look like cousin itt

Night user!

honestly i haven't, I've come across it myself while reading up on circumcision. It doesn't surprise me they've had threads on it though. It's an ancient Jewish practice.
i'm pretty certain in the US they HAVE to ask the parents if they want it done, albeit they probably try to convince them to have it done.

ah so you won the genetic lottery at least then. That's great then user.
neither will i user. Neither will I.

I know, it crosses my mind at least several times a month. and each time it just makes me angrier

sounds like a worthwhile tactic if I haven't already given up myself. give a go sometimes and let me know how it works out for you user.

I can't argue that. I'm sort of in that now with losing weight.

It definitely fucks with the brain. Not so much because the testosterone as much as it is the sheer agony. Imagine, you're a new-born baby. EVERYTHING HURTS, just breathing alone is hell, yeah? Then you're a few days old, you get strapped down to a table like an animal, they take some clamps, and snip off the most highly-concentrated, sensitive bundle of nerves on your body. I'm honestly surprised the shock hasn't killed infants. They don't use any sort of pain-meds either, because you're a newborn, and the meds would probably kill you.

i don't want to ask my folks. I don't care who wanted it done. I figure it was my mom though, since she comes from a more conservative christian background than my dad.

Me neither. I had to look up a lot of them. I knew Kevin Sorbo, though. Used to watch that show all the time.

Check out highlander. Its my favorite of the cheesy 90s shows like that.

Im just going to get the cut. Im probably not going to find a 3d waifu any time soon either. When i actually start college, then i'll grow it out and focus on appearance.

What if i fake it so hard i actually become alpha?

Oh god what if someone thinks im a fucking tranny?

Can't, it's an intravenous drug that the hospital or clinic has to administer to you. And given proximity of where I live, if spics want to start shit while libs pick fights with right wingers, they'd probably overrun us (thought not without a fight; state has really lax gun laws).

Kanto through Sinnoh he was at least making steady progression, to the point the writers of the Sinnoh arcs actually had to whip out absolute bullshit to keep him from winning the tournament. Over the course of that he went from top 16, to top 8, top 8 again, to top 4. Then in Unova he fucking regressed. the XY arcs he actually wound up doing really well, making it all the way to top two, but then they had his Mega frog lose to a Mega Charizard when Blast Burn isn't even super effective and prior to that Frogger was seemingly doing alright healthwise. The constants of the universe are hidden stupidity, taxes, and Ash never winning.

Again, I suspect that they feel if he wins then he and Pikachu will be out of the show and people won't watch. I think Pokemon Special/Pokemon Adventures, with its different protags for each region, continuing to be popular, proves that notion wrong.

that'd be even better in the long run for you then, i would figure.
same honestly even though i've given up on the prospect of ever getting a 3D gf, I still have the strong desire of some sort of physical presence. You know, hugging, having her lean on you, or snuggle up to you in a bed. Or just the everyday normal stuff even. Normalfags in relationships just don't get how good they've got it when it comes to that stuff. Or rather i'm just overly idealizing it and i'm just making myself suffer more over something that's normal.

If it makes you feel any better, most of thosr relationships are only for cummies and they die within 3 months to a year, if less. Ive always said that a relationship based on sex will never last.

not gonna lie, when I had a 3dpd around that was the best part. HEADPATS MEME IS REAL. She was a whore though, couldn't let it slide.

gross, no.

start lifting, try and find ways to raise your testosterone. you can google to find plenty of ways.

do you have a link to family play?

When the time comes to rise against them, you can bet I'll fight.

this is the one thing that hurts most about waifuism. I like cuddling and sleeping together more than I like sex.

Rasing my test wont reallt help too much, im still growing techically. I might keep growing until my 21 or 22. All these meds and illnesses have stunted my growth.

jesus christ don't tell me that
now i have to add it to the list of other shit i'll never experience
never fails. Women have it so fucking easy. They can just go off and fuck whoever they like and get away nearly scot-free, beyond maybe some self-inflicted drama bullshit.
Good on you though, for dumping her ass. Cheating whores are worthless to keep around.

ain't that the truth. I'm not even really looking for sex honestly.

right? You can pretend to be in a relationship with a fake person all you want, but at the end of the day there's no physical presence for you to hug or love on
precisely. I mean sex has got to be good and all, but damn the cuddling, snuggling shit is what i crave more than anything. But even then, that stuff is nothing without the emotion or intention behind it. i really think i'm over-romanticizing it in my own head honestly. Am i?

Both my parents come from Commiefornia, though my dad's right leaning; not sure how far though, but he likes his guns, despises libshits and their practices, and doesn't want mudslimes blowing up the country (and is thus against immigration). Supposedly mom leans right too (according to dad), but she's pretty close to her brother, who's a hardcore leftist, and she tends to watch CNN and doesn't see why the (((media))) would lie to viewers about anything, so I suspect she's more cuckservative than conservative. All the rest of my family are apparently lefties.

I'd wager you're overly idealizing it, especially with how most women act these days.

I doubt it's hard to find. Check under the artist tag of "O.ri".

you should be raising your test regardless. most men nowadays have pitifully low test, it's why being a cuck faggot is so common. low test leads to a myriad of health issues, high test is good health.
are you an underaged ban you fag

don't speak ill of waifuism i'll fucking cut you. to me it was so good that you can't really overromanticize it. it was a long time ago for me, so maybe I am too, but I had enough experience with it to want to say no, it's just as good as we think/remember it to be. it's why I'm so hype for the waifu age.

i see. My dad had a christian background too, but his upbringing wasn't nearly as strict, he ran around and did shit all the time, didn't have a bible thumped down his throat or anything.
about what i figured why am i my own worst enemy

please go ahead. Maybe it'll end my suffering sooner then.
glad to know i'm not totally losing it then.

My biggest problem even beyond that is i've simply never been in a relationship. I mean…how do they fucking work? I know the usual shit, like don't fuck other people, etc. But man, I don't know what I'd even DO with a girlfriend. What do normal people do when they date or live in with their significant other? I'm so lost. Even if I somehow DID bag a qt gf, i wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Why is it that such a young person can realise such basic things so easy, yet people in fucking college, and even professors cant see this shit. I read stories all the time about marrages dying as soon as they get married because all they want is sex. Whats the point of a marrage then?

I'll go to the gym and start swimming again this weekend. Hopefully that will raise my test a good amount.
Im 18. Although i was lurking a while before. Please no ban.

Feels weird. I doubt most bother to follow the "Lurk Moar" mindset either.

Legally post on imageboards now, I mean.

I lurked for about 2 years. Infact i didnt even use voice chat until like last year because i didnt want to be like those squeakers you see on youtube. The internet in 2007-2010 was really fun.

Fuck all, my dude. Merely speaking or spending time together was thrilling for the first long while, then you'd eventually settle into recurring habits of sticking together, or so it was in my case. But typically, nobody does anything except share whatever eventless moments they have together. For good reason, too: Heroics are what you perform to attract a wife. Maybe that's why I joined the Canadian military.

Same. But in general I have issues even letting myself get close to anyone, even as a friend, at this point. Only have about half the friends I used to (which wasn't many to begin with), and I'd rather keep the few I have left than risk making more. Aside from that, I just keep to myself, and what money I do get goes toward vidya rather than some girl that might cut and run the way tv encourages (a friend of mine fucking hates this ad they air on toonami every weekend that puts that in a positive light).

Good on you. I lurked a good two or more years myself back in the day before even making a first post on halfchan. Unfortunately, "Lurk Moar" is apparently considered "a meme no one would take seriously" by some. I mean, why learn a place's ins and outs, what's acceptable, the culture, when you can just come right in a shitpost and gain instant gratification.

varies from relationship to relationship and the people involved and what they each desire. Culture lies about relationships, don't believe it. I can only speak from my own experience, and my relationships were in high school and then long distance for a brief period after. She moved, we didn't meet online or something.

You should be lurking Holla Forums for at least 2 years before you go to any other imageboard, where you lurk for another year or two. At that point you are allowed to post. This should somehow be enforced on imageboards.

I have literally no friends anymore, except for my sisters boyfriend, who's pretty based. I spend basically all my time alone. Ive learned to enjoy it though.

I lurked back on half/b/ for a while back in like 2008 ish. Never posted there once though. Ever. Then the gamergate exodus happened and i went here and lurked until about just before the election.

it's beyond me. I can't tell you how many times i've given people relationship advice that seemed like common sense shit to me like not getting in a relationship just for the sex, or rather, not letting the relationship BECOME just about sex. Or telling the person you love how you honestly feel about things, ie being fucking honest in general. I can't believe I had to spell this out for several people while I was nearly done with highschool/starting college at the time.

Normalfags have it so good, and they're fucking retards when it comes to that stuff.

in current year? Marriage is a fucking sham. It's supposed to be the binding of two souls, for life, till death do they part so that means widows are fair game ayyy But seriously, marriage in current year has so many fucking legal drawbacks for the groom now too. There IS no real point in getting married anymore. It's just a pipe dream now. Back then, sure, it was about those pure ideals, being with the person you love forever.

even that settling in thing sounds pretty nice honestly.
i see. So it's more just spending time together in general, and occasionally doing something like going out for a movie or maybe even a concert or something then?
best of luck to you then. I hope your government doesn't decide to fuck you in the ass later though.

nobody can do anything if you were just lurking y'know. And now that you're 18 its fine anyway.

i can relate to that minus that half the friends bit. I've pretty much lost all my irl friends just through them going on their own walk through life. Which is fine. I have a few online buds I keep up with still though of course.
i'm pretty much right there with you as well.
I put a bit of money away with each paycheck, but I usually spend it on vidya or other stuff for myself in general.

same here. I'd use enjoy lightly personally, as I just can't stand being in the presence of more than three or four people without getting extremely uncomfortable. Let alone being put on the spot in front of those 3+ people.

Who else is drumk here?
Spore
take a guess

i see…

You've got the right of it.
Now, I'm going to fuck off and go to bed before I become a sad fucking sap since I feel it coming on. See you all again eventually, gentlemen.

Being a purist and an idealist is so fucking depressing in current year. Even seeing all these people talking about how traps arent gay, even if its a meme, is just disheartening. It seriously hurts just being alive alot of the time.
I really just have trouble leaving the house at all. Maybe im just paranoid but i dont even take out the dog without a knife.

All this relationshit talk reminded me of this discussion in a game I played years back. Always stuck with me.

One of the few friends I have is a fellow user I've known since junior high, so there's at least that with me.

meme

i'm already there user. Been there most of the night.

Sleep tight.

So, they arent just memeing?

i lurked Holla Forums starting around 2009, graduated to Holla Forums some years later. Left for here during gamergate.

>gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=DCB23B73D0487A23D56EC8E50C4835F1
read this book

it is. Hell, i'm not even that much of a purist. Is asking for a loving gf that's not a literal whore really purist?
i don't leave the house except for work, food, or topping off the gas in my car. Anything beyond that I loathe leaving the home for.
nothing wrong with always having some sort of defense available. But a knife won't do squat if homeboy rolls up with his Hi-Point

Yeah, half/b/ was pretty much the crucible by which new posters were either forged or burnt to a crisp. Those that could deal with the shit posted there would become eventual user material, while those that were disgusted left. The oldfags could shape newfags into proper posters and shoo out the ones that didn't belong. It's too bad the old days of the imageboard will likely never return. Halfchan grew in a period where fucking ebaumsworld was a worthy enemy, and long before the likes of reddit and tumblr showed up. Now the reddit infests everything and bring all their shit with them and the tumblr mindset is pervasive. Even the posterbase here is some bizarre hybrid of disgruntled imageboard anons and reddit exiles.

As for Holla Forums, I merely lurked myself, and by the time I felt ready to post on the site, I already had other boards as my main home, and never actually posted on Holla Forums that I can remember.

At least from the sound of things on your end it's just that everyone got busy with life, rather than a betrayal, or the, out and out telling you to fuck off like half of mine did.

Actually, what do you do, out of curiosity? Asking because NEET who picks up cheap vidya/anime with what little change I have to spare.

You know, i shouldnt have even been on halfchan back then. I shouldnt have been on the internet back then. God damn my mind got fucked up from all that shit. I went on /h/ once, read a few h manga. Didnt even know what sex was. Good times.

I might be a more extreme purist. I hate the traps arent gay meme. I hate the feminine penis meme. I hate trannies. I hate all this impure bullshit. I cant even have these opinions on most of the internet without gettinf banned.

Im a little of a reddit exile too. It was ok in its early years, but as it got more popular it became the ultimate cancer. The only upside to reddit is that they archive posts.

pretty much. One of the friends I had we had a little group of six, including me basically told us to go fuck ourselves, implicitly. She was moving away so we were gonna hang out all together one last time but she dredged up the most fake-ass sounding excuses to not to, and this was even 3 weeks before her moving too. There was PLENTY of time to do stuff. But after that we left her be. Then another friend followed her BF to out of state, leaving us in the dust for puppy love. They broke up and she wound up coming back to this state too. She didn't have the gall to try to message us again though at least. The third friend came out of the closet as the most mega-gay you could possibly get. And he wasn't content with just telling us he was a faggot, he went into detail about how he had a 7-man, vodka-fueled orgy. Then he started bringing his boyfriend around, who decided we were no good I suppose, because after the first time he brough his bf around, he cut off from us completely. Wouldn't text back, respond to calls, anything.
So 3 out of the 6, yeah, they sort of just went on with their own lives. The other 3 hurt though.

I work in a kitchen at a bar/restaurant. I make about $800 a month, give or take. Nothing amazing, but i still live with my folks, so i've got it pretty good. I'm lucky they're super dependent on me too, otherwise I wouldn't be as valuable to keep around.

i don't blame you honestly. You'd think I'd be more purist, with my encounter with a faggot, but i just don't care. Fags are gonna fag it up regardless of what you say or post. And that's because they're hyper-promiscuous pieces of shit so far up their own asses they can lick their own gall bladders.

It's like trying to throw a brick at a concrete block. Trannies i have more disdain for though, usually because they're somehow even more attention-whorish.

And then shit like the cosmo narsissa thing happened which kinda cucked the entire zelda speedrunning community. Cant even mention cosmo's old name without getting a warning. Now everyone refers to her as narsissa whether they like it or not.

all righty, i need to go to bed. I gotta work today.
It's been nice spilling my guts with you lads, but i gotta get some shut-eye.

I can't stand when people feed another person's delusions like that. I mean for fuck's sake, if that dude honestly believes he's "a woman deep down" or whatever, then he needs PSYCHIATRIC help and maybe some testosterone supplements. Instead current year media and culture just go "oh you're so stunning and brave go you for being a mentally ill monkey."

I feel bad for the speedrunning communities though, the ones who had their hobby ruined by more feminist/politically-correct bullshit. But with the war they waged on videogames, it was only natural speedrunning was gonna get it sooner or later, only speedrunning seems to have pretty much fallen completely.

"they" being the feminists/PC police i mean of course

Halfchan used to have multiple archival sites associated with it. Most went under over the years, or lost their content in server fuckups, to the point that the only remains of the threads once saved are screenshots people still have. We're supposed to have archival here as well, but somehow it's still not properly there yet.

With mine, two of them pulled me outside in the middle of the night to yell at me about how worthless I was, how I'd never amount to anything in life, how the two of them were happier hanging out on their own than with me involved, etc. They even woke my dad up in doing so. Though to be fair, they weren't exactly wrong. After that I wanted nothing more to do with them, but they apparently thought that they had done the right thing and still though they were welcome in the neighborhood for a year or so. Every so often I get an email from them that goes right into my junk mail because they STILL don't get that they crossed the line. Whatever, they're probably both happier if one of them hasn't gone fucking psycho yet (he was apparently dropped as a baby). Anyhow, they thought I was worthless? I could show them just how worthless someone can be.

Ah, I'm the type that would burn a salad, so cooking for a living's not much of an option for me.

fucking wew. Sorry to hear user, that's pretty damned shitty of them. No one really deserves that, especially someone you're supposedly friends with. I hate that shit so much, basically leading you on because they're too cowardly up front to let you know they don't like hanging with you. It's terrible.

People are the worst.

all right, going to bed for real this time. Night!

I'd known them for a few years during high school and we'd all gotten along really well, but apparently one of them had decided they deserved better than me, and how I was just a worthless "child" who needed to grow up like he did, and managed to convince the other one to join him in his "You're a worthless piece of shit" rant. The tow of them ruined our weekend game nights (five people rotating Smash/Mario Kart/Mario Party) in doing so, as well as the co-op game that we'd been playing at the time. Anyhow, yeah, we were all friends up until then, and apparently both still thought they were friends even after that, not seeing how or why me and the other two guys (who took my side) didn't want them around.

Night user.

Huh? People have to retroactively refer to him as a "her" or they get warned (and I assume banned if they do it repeatedly)? Maybe I should be glad that the series I enjoy don't have much in the way of communities around them, let alone people still actively playing them.

Luckily the stream i watch is fairly ok. Cosmo is barely mentoned at all anymore. And sometimes chat gets funny with their use of trihard and anele. Its really just that cosmo thing that gets on everyones nerves because its a fucking minefield.

Everyone, as in just the chat, or everyone, as in the mods included because it makes their jobs harder?