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I was obviously joking. but again, subjective opinions mister test.

SCANNER THREAD WHEN

I've never had an incorrect opinion in my life.

this breaks the universe

giggity.

what an interesting opinion of your opinions.

stop that at once.

Pokepussy

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While I was rubbing my eyes I looked at that picture and thought you posted a picture of a girl just shitting on a small creature.

bump

It's a bot game though.

The night is still young.

Why even play a bot game?

why even do anything test. you existential meme loving fuck?

crippling social anxiety

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I dunno man. if a post doesn't make sense to you there's an extremely good chance I have no idea why I made it either.

EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY

Six hours of loot box grinding wasn't enough for me. I need that Gengu skin.

T R A N Q U I L I Z E T H I S

If I'm suffering from a hangover and can't handle the yellings of Russians.

shall we play more?

We playing?

Yeh.

rip thread

oh my.

discord.gg/npxe7

Scoots.
Come play.

mhm


to set up kewl settings and try them out.

brb
going out for a bit

o-oh

that's right licky. suck it.

see ya luka.

Im at work now
Apologies

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Ain't a good thread without ky and despair.

not enough doms. we need volunteers before the next community orgy.

I like to party strange.

we'll pick one sub and inject them with testosterone and cocaine

Mr Strange

They might die

Science is the noblest cause

I survived france

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SCIENCE
Who is the subbiest slut here?

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was it frenchy

soto

i was in france once

fucking awful country

it's full of french people

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sorry allah


some of it was, especially the hipsters.
even the africans.


ikr

thats gay mandy

France, the country itself, is fine.
France, the people, is terrible.
No manners.
Snobby.
Unfriendly.

how sexually active has tokai been

They all stink of cheese

Shit, wrong picture.

Corsicans are like that
And also crazy

we cybered a few days ago

Furry school shooting?
Deport all furries

Let's get soto and do some SCIENCE

I got the awesomest napoleon pen, got his signature and all


specifics


did not

better

we did

you made me pretend to be napoleon and made fun of me for being short while you touched yourself

God it was hot

Yeah, of course they're snobby.
Cunts.

NAPOLEON WAS NOT SHORT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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IGNORE THIS WEBM

I think I read it wrong.

but hey I'm drinking so I can justify it.

or just say I'm foreign.

life is great.

That's awfully furry though...

Reeeeeeeee

how slow

17:03 - Locomotor: sacre bleu monsier tokai i cannaut reash zeh fromage from zeh fridge eet iz too hai
17:03 - Tokai: do it you whoooooooooooooooooooooooooore

he's a perv you guys

Is Cupcake here?

Furries are sick pranks created by a god that left us long ago.

There's a tornado heading my way :c

This needs to stop.

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gg no re, see you in a week Dorothy.

oh, my mom adopted this one cat with a busted up leg cause the previous owner was a wheelchair lady and she apparently rekt and ran over this cats leg as a kitten. She didn't notice maybe cause of vitamin D deficiency or something (the cat's previous name, my mom changed it) and so this cat's leg is all gimpy and shit. But dude, the best part is the cat doesn't even give 2 fucks and just keeps on truckin' dragging this shit-tier leg around not even letting it slow this fucker down it's awesome.

/blog

blow it in another direction

that's OC btw #legit trufax

Fun stuff.

Playing Overwatch rn, he'll see this in a bit

Your screechs can't stop the FURRENING

Ask him if he wants me to be a cat right now or later. He'll know what I mean.

That or the cat can't really do much about it and must hobble regardless the DESPAIR.

playing overwatch. what's up maddie?

ah. later would be better.

Nah man. He's a bauce.

Source: I used to be a vet.

okay.

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I'm going to see Sausage party in a little bit :p

Oh, great.
You'll know the wellbeing of cats better than me, I was just spitting horrid things to tease you.

What is your opinion on house cats?

Iunno. I don't like 'em. Not really a pet person.

Likewise, I find it cruel, since cats are roaming solitary hunters.

My fam has two, I hate em both.

I had no idea. *shrugs*

o-oh my~

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Powers out now too
This is so fucked

It looks like it's a manageable size, even.

always a good trait.

Err... when do I make a thread?
I wanna SCANNER THREAD after my 3rd can. >:3

Definitely not now.

DON'T TEMPT ME

I'm gonna get drunker than scanner and be the best.

keep an eye on the bottom of the page where it says xxx replies and xxx images. when images is at about 230-250 make a new thread and post it with good links, not like you usually do. click on your own op post like you were going to reply to it, then type "new thread" under that, then copy paste that in the reply several times, then copy all of that and paste it in a reply to the previous thread, the one we are in now.

got all that? it should look like this when you are done.


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread


new thread

you won't get drunker than me though.

I will!
cause you're weak

No, he'll get drunker because he's weak.

I'm pretty sure I can drink more than you, but rin might get mad at both of us if I let you contest that.

Your point is well noted.


anger is my deepest fear.
let's not

*bullies *

plus I'm apparently waiting a couple hours to drink anyway.

If you actually do the linking right, you get an ice cream

two even. just get it right.

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why tho

Pretty decent meme face

Rate my purchase

Watch him copy the URL again

because test is a giant baby and doesn't want to day drink properly.

didn't you get this weeks ago?

DADDY WANTS A CORNETTO

Sorry, haven't drank in a while and I'm far too excited for my own good. If only I was this eager to do normie stuff and not get drunk and shitpost

Missed me by a fucking hair
Holy shit

Rekt.

I told you I would.

how about this. you make a new thread at 250 images or so, then just give me the link to it on steam and I'll link it for you.

My ruse...

kyle has a lot of those in his room

Is that the one from that cap where it was boiled in semen?

I can't see myself believing you would actually buy this.

one of the best choices you could have made from that series though.

ha. how many for hot gluing?

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all of them

Hot

glue

ah yeah I know.
pfuh, fine then, I'll watch more avatar

would have expected him to go for a show with dogs.

Fuck you, I'll copy the url of THIS thread and post it in mine!


Don't worry, I know how to do it now.
I'll reply to my own OP to find the number, then post it here.

The op number, not the link.

If I can run a till in a betting shop, then this will be a piss.


How much money did you spend.

This is vital information.

the last airbender?

nah fox mccloud

alright. well good luck. remember it will be a while until we reach the proper number of images so don't jump the gun.

yuh, I wasn't allowed to watch in my youth but it's lovely.

that kinky mother fucker.

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I can't wait.
I even have the thread loaded in the barrel.

GUNS ARE FOR PUSSIES
ROCKS ARE FOR BEST BOYS

wasn't allowed? it's a kid's show. a good one, but still.

yeah it's quite good. I was really surprised. never interested in it growing up but as an adult someone turned me on to it and I ended up loving it. legend of korra is really good too.

you can do it scanner. we believe in you.

holy inconsitency this is not watchable

Put a trixie bet on

Ez 5k

I'm sure you'll do fine.

PLS STOP
You're giving me performance anxiety, and you're know I'm a quick shooter.

bending of the elements is magic and not in the bible so it must be poison for kids.

imma watch that afterwards

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jesus christ those cars are the ugliest fucking things i've seen in my life

Post link
Get tips
Be bathed in eternal shame

What can go wrong?

alright alright.

oh dear. glad my religious parents were never like this.

I made 75$ a few months ago but it's not worth

Look at this cutie tho

repost

how lucky

my cat thinks she's a freaking parrot.

FRICK OFF AND LET ME POST MY OC

what is your point

Alright, I replied.

?

You need to start promoting yourself better.
And serve a niche, but dedicated market.

I hope you're young, Teens get the most clicks.

nothing you post is OC

You can't tell someone else their species, you BIGOT

Get out old man

Most of the /jp/ stuff is stuff i post in my own threads

it doesnt look better

it's just that shit 3d they paste over poorly when they are too lazy to draw correctly

she is on my shoulder and she won't leave. just clawing at my shirt and purring in my ear.

You told me to reply so you could bully me.

Watching.

You're also a liar.

Has she started saying "hello" and "I'm a pretty bird"?

That was the bully.

About the oc thing ?

Oh, well, I'm going to go back to vidya then.

no. she's not much of a talker.

yeah but tanks :D

Oh man I wish they'd re-animate the 3D CGI Initial D seasons

I dunno probably something like that.

Goddamn four legged parrots.

that webm made me legitimately question whether God made a massive mistake with humans.

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I CHALLENGE YOU TO MAKE OC
AND I MAKE OC TOO AND WE SEE WHO IS THE BETTER BOY

nice shoes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where did you get them

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fucking kill me

oh mean the animation sucks in this sereis

I'm pretty sure the laugh track is turned up in that webm.

But judging by the pauses in the actors' talking, it could very well be there, and that loud.

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Bazinga I don't care

Nani

from what little I've seen of that show it really is that bad. it's like they set out to see if they could make a show that was painfully unfunny, but then see how many people they could trick into laughing at it by putting the world's most obnoxious and loud laugh track in.

WHAT?

Fu fu fu

The worst part about that show is simply how fucking hard it tries. It tries to keep up with pop culture, nerd culture, and look smart all at the same time while making no real valuable or amusing social commentary about any of these things. It just has two of the main characters disagree about who was the best Star Trek captain and we're supposed to find that wacky and zany because LOL STAR TREK HAHA

sore

the answer is picard

nobody likes TOS

yes. nearly everything about the show is one of the worst things to ever come into existence, and a pretty good case for why humanity as a species should just be wiped out altogether for what would surely be considered an act of war against universal decency should any alien life form ever find it.

I updated OW now
Ready to get carried?

The correct answer was FUCKING SISKO

Nothing, Master.

the worst part of the show is you're supposed to laugh at the fucking pathetic nerds with their nerdy pathetic bullshit while at the same time it markets to le wannabe MCU LE SO NERDY PEOPLE

HAHAHA THEY'RE SCIENTISTS AND THEY LIKE STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WAAAAAAAAARS HAHAHA

B-but the shit on the whiteboards is SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE!

Tbbt is pretty legit

hmm.

Will you be my bf ?
Best friend

eat a dick for real

How I see it is that mums watch that shit and think 'lol, my son is never gonna get laid.'

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youtu.be/BJgLa3eKMYs?t=133

ok

incorrect.

BIG BANG?
I LOVE THAT SHOW!

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fuckthepainaway.mp4

Bazinga

I was frightened but now I feel nothing but blinding rage

Let me check.


You done with the desk?

sugoi

Do you have Overwatch?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you said a thing that could only be considered the funniest joke of all time so I reacted appropriately.

is good stuff.

It's set up. I just have to move my bed and tidy up.

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

so do it instead of posting here you damn dog lover

You know this.

I lied.

I would never be bfs with someone as retarded as you.

Could Lexi join the Discord, Squish?

You'll have to do the link.

Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Lord cooper
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

When do you get home?

I can do both.


I don't care. Ask Cup to give them a link.

or I could. never forget how much more power than you I hold.

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I can encourage furryposting
I can tolerate (and sometimes yearn for) /d/ material
Guro is ok, so long it is coupled with sick electronic music

BUT BAZINGA POSTING IS TOO FAR!
PLSSCOOTSDON'TCROSSTHISLINE

14hours time

I am not retarded...............!?!?

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I hope it's hanzo. he's cute.

Sorry I forgot
I haven't played in like a month lol

Lets get this shoah on the road
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga
Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga

not my fault you can't appreciate a masterpiece.

Retards normally don't think they are.

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yiss

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eh i only saw the first few episodes.

bones almost gets raped by an alien

little billy tries to rape a girl

evil kirk tries to rape a girl

everybody is getting raped

a masterpiece I say!

I don't have a Hex Maniac picture that can be sad enough that reflects the utter DESPAIR I have, witnessing you using such dark magic.

All I have is rule34 and huge tits and big manic smiles.

So this will have to do.

scanner you little shit

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SUCH HORROR, I HAD TO STEAL YOUR IMAGE TO POST TWICE

Him being a literal gay cowboy seems like it's canon anyways.

Hahahaha

never heard you complain before this.

Now excuse me while I go play overwatch without you.

it isn't funny. this is serious business.

I'm gonna feed in csgo !

Brokeback Pointcapture

serious funny business?


Hey Desu

i only complain when im on the receiving end

disgusting

the only kind.

well that would not be the case in this dynamic.

McCree's theme song.

i was getting very triggered

Hey

We have to play

Hola.

Then business is good
What are you up to today?


Sad I haven't played anything with you yet

He even has a belt like McCree

Belt Buckles are pretty common things

I'll trigger you, alright.

mostly just overwatch it seems. we're grinding loot boxes because the summer games thing is almost over.

When you get home sure.


Could you watch this like 30 times for the days I missed
k thanks

webmshare.com/m7ZzX

Huge rectangle ones like that, maybe in America

DAMNIT, I NEED OVERWATCH
SO ENVIOUS OF YOU ALL

I WANT TO PLAY JUNKRAT SO BAD

do it

He has a square buckle?
Who'd a thunk it.

That's the general "cowboy" buckle in movies, yes.


noty

Wew

this

except dva's jihad jeep

CrownOfHorns#1459

Alriiiiiiiiiiiight okay

You mean the place cowboys are from? yeah

Have you got it?
And btw, you seen how much Overwatch hurt Battleborn sales?

I had my money on Battleborn so hard.

Have none, only semi-interested in OW because so many people play it

I swear to god if you fuckers steal the new thread... I'll hurt you in the way that an over concerned bipolar mother knows best.

He's an amalgamation of every cowboy stereotype in Western movies so yeah. There's not much unique about it so it would just have parallels with pretty much any "cowboy" in media.

brb gonna make a new thread

Do it

Well, if we get it, shall we Junkrat/DVa combo?
We will make the IRA jea-


*DRINKS HEAVILY*

youtu.be/DQW3KwRtZj4?t=52s

don't tempt me. I totally will.

k

I figured you would say that

wuut

oh no

Couldn't find anything that counters that, so have some Eric Andre.


IRA, angry Irish terrorists that are more thug than ISIS.

Who would want to be punched by a midget?

Fucking no.
They aim for the junk every time.
I'm speaking from experience here,
at least with tall people they go for the jaw.

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*applause*

ikt.exe has encountered an uncaught exception

Ban all loli posting.

winrar

But I'm not Test.

Yeah, I knew playing Hacknet would teach me something.

replace /faggotstuff/ikt.exe[ikt][fuckboi]

Yeah, I got nothing, I need someone or something to rile me up again.

I'm like a jac-in-the-box, I only post when someone pulls my crank.

You're still a midget.

hm sexual innuendos

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nani


You're Lexi *pet*

If I don't make them, someone else will.
And they'd be much more cruder than the last.

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let me see your crank

Well, if we're talking about penises, I ain't drunk enough.

However, we can talk about interests, which is what REALLY gets me going. Masturbation is just something to get out the way, what really gets me going is dumb podcasts, random shit I can learn, getting drunk once a week and cheap videogames.

Plus, showing your cock is more of a formality for me; rather than something sexual.

Plus, if you posted your cock before, you best keep posting your cock so you don't get blackmailed.

so prudish

If only famous people had the same mindset as me, that way people wouldn't get so buttmad of internet insecurity.

Well, I'm conservative about exchange of lewds.
Some people already have pics of my cock already.

And if they are in here, I give permission to post him here; so I don't have to.

Plus, my cock ain't worth shit.
No one wants to see a shitty mixedraced meatstick with pubes.

Unless there is some sort of novelty involved, I ain't gonna post it here.

privately then

That and I need to take another picture because I deleted all of mine, so yeah, beer cock, I can't pretty that up.

However, I got a picture of me in my sister's dress which looks terrifying if you wanna see that. An old pic.

Ok, I'm a lazy cunt and not drunk enough to make an effort, just take this pic instead.

oy vey

youd make a decent drag queen

I know, right?
Ain't the sexual thing, more of the novelty involved.

I'd try that shit again with clown makeup if I could be arsed to, but that means learning how to face paint, getting my sister's old clothes, all for a nonsense photo... such things should only happen in the heat of the moment.

Speaking of drag dressing, here is a song for you lot which I dig into.

If you play it 0.5 speed, it sounds just as awesome; or even more.

vocaroo.com/i/s1ixnKoCvMZ1

In a karaoke mood

We dead now?

Thread is dead, can I make my thread now?!
SCANNER THREAD NOW?

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Lol

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THREAD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE SCANNER THREAD


THREAD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE SCANNER THREAD


THREAD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE SCANNER THREAD


THREAD IS DEAD, LONG LIVE SCANNER THREAD

Wish you were

Go fuck yourself, I can be a mess if I want to.