Tfw Asscreed costs more than the new Xbone

Only a few extremely dedicated fans of the series will buy the legendary edition anyway, so they jack the price up as high as it'll go to maximize profits from those few. Same strategy as the XBoneX

How can you be woke if the nightmare hasn't ended

Does it come with the game?

The laws of supply and demand state that any company will act at the margin. That means they will set the price which will maximize the amount of profit they get from doing something.

The businessmen in the background at Ubisoft, looking at their consumer data, calculated that this was the price at which they would maximize profits.

Think about that.

Did you get that from fucking Facebook or something?

I figured they probably only needed to sell a few to make back what it cost to make pretty much the entire run. It's still disgusting. Thank goodness I'm not an AssCreed fan.

Is the game included this time, at least?

How much longer until they just shit out a "Ultimate Platinum Edition" that comes with absolutely nothing extra. No art books, no kitch, no figurines, no dlc, no imaginary funbucks, no fucking nothing, not even a game (digital only) - except that warm fuzzy feeling of superiority knowing that you are in a comfortable enough position in life to blow a grand on a $60 game for no other reason than to show a bunch of random strangers online that you could.

That seems more like a Rockstar move, but I wouldn't put it past a few other companies. Ubi and BioShit among them.

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It wouldn't surprise me, given how popular smug superiority is. Just imagine a legion of fanboys online disregarding your opinion because you bought the regular edition and not Ultimate Platinum. I can't even remember the last time I bought any special edition. I got the Darksiders art book for free when I bought it in 2010 because they had extras, but that was a pre-order thing.

By the way, the second to last one is $150. You pay $650 for a better figurine, better amulet, and 4 litographs

Don't bring God into this.

Nah, but it is tailored for Kikebook to upset the abundance of "We Wuz Kangs" I'm seeing lately due to the Black Panther movie coming out.

Their anger makes my cock hard.

trust fund hipsters might buy it too
quite alot of them, in fact
and then they'd likely never play it and just have it on display in their room so their friends see it when they come over and recognize it as "nerd cred"

The Jews are really pushing it.

This can't be right lmao.

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notice that they go "lol we cannot do something as complex as currency conversion" when it's a currency more expensive than the dollar, but have no problems doing it with, say, Canuck dollaridoos

Good fucking lord. And there are people that will pay that for the super secret members only edition that includes some digital points and a figurine.

how many dragon dildos can i buy with that?

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Exactly one, but you also get 4 large lithographs, a steelbook, two original art cards…

inflation. The unity dollars arent worth as much as the real dollars, so they hide it and claim the unity dollars are just as good.

he means that it costs $800 for americans, but 800 euros for the french

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Average dildo is about $65 depending on features, size, and color options. I'm working in leafbux here (vs $999.99 cost)

It's gonna be a large order, lets assume $100 for shipping and handling. Less tax, you have about $796 base to go around. This gives you about 12.25 dildos.

Assume you buy some cumlube too, and a few larger or smaller toys, you're probably looking at 10-14 dildos

ah shit, meant to link here.

large bruiser runs at about 250 with base and tube. shipping and currency exchange included

doesnt that kinda shit fuck up your intestines? Whats the attraction?

not really. mind blowing orgasm from prostate stimulation among other things. just start small and work your way up when your rdy.

Fags subconciously hate themselves, why do you think so many die from ((("autoerotic asphyxiation")))

It fucks with your anal sphincter if you go too big too fast.

How good exactly are orgams with bigger dildos?

I heard it doesnt always shrink back down which leads to leakages. Not sure if true tho.

>$2000 Premium Dawn of the Creed Legendary DELUXE Day Zero Edition Only available for a limited time via preorder only at one store out in the middle of nowhere

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not sure what to compare it too. 100x better with a machine though.

no issues with leakage here lol.

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regular masturbation? With your dick?

sometimes go hands free with the machine depends on the mood lol

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It can, in which case the afflicted have to wear diapers or get it fixed with surgery. It comes down to if the muscle is used to being opened with a dildo. t. Someone who shadowed an ER doctor and a case like this popped up

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This is a legit question these special editions have been sold with no game included before.

Does it really matter? You're still going to get fucked in the end either way.

Seems to. Pic related is marketing shit from the site.

No, I meant regular masturbation compared to masturbating by your prostrate.

Only true KANGZ can afford it

So if you have a lot of sex or use dildos a lot this will probably end up happening? Or is it if its in too long?

why would you buy that? is this some kinda advanced jew tactic I dont know about?

This can't be real.

This must be the work of the people of Moses

Christmas ornament?

$1,249 Australian

ahh fuck my currency.

So one could easily ""pirate"" this piece of shit with a 3D printer and sell them for 20 bucks a piece?

Egyptians were pretty gay back in the day.

its more about using a big one first thing and tearing yours ass.

start small and get used to it. youll know when your ready for more.

You ever see a porn clip where the bitch is having multiple orgasms, and she's just convulsing with increasingly intense wave after wave of mind-breaking orgasms? Kind of like that if you do it right.

Imagine a normal 3-5 second orgasm like normal, but then they just keep coming one after another rapid fire with each one more intense than the last - and this can go on for over a minute.

And then congratulations, you know what a bitch feels like.

Stop user you're making me hard.

WAIT
==TROPICO== ?

s-source

NEVER EVER

you're fucking lying. I've stuck so much shit up my ass searching for the legendary prostate orgasm but it isn't fucking there. I've tried my fingers, markers, and toothbrushes. It doesn't fucking work. You faggots are making that shit up

JEWBISOFT

id say at least 6" with 4.5" around is a good start

fuck off, it doesn't fucking work

Maybe you're just a lousy lay?

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your faggot propaganda doesn't fool me anymore

Jesus

WE WUZ SPIDERZ AND SHIIIEEEEEEETTT

your doing it wrong

I know, and I am ashamed

how the fuck am I doing it wrong

you need dick shaped objects for dick shaped results, user.

what the fuck are you talking about? it's not like my asshole knows the difference

that's where you're wrong.

why you think ppl drop $$$ on dragon dildos user. they feel great

You're probably trying to beat on your prostate like you do your dick and excepting the same results. Again, it's a lot like a woman's orgasm. You have to massage it, gently, rhythmic on and off pressure… and time. Slow down, and give it time to build up. Don't get excited and tense up or try to rush it, which might take some practice. Focus your mind on the pleasure and just let it flow.

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If your dick can tell between a rough and a soft hand, so can your ass tell between a dick and not a dick.

It's an Ubisoft/Asscreed thread. What the fuck did you expect to find here?

It's Holla Forums
I never not expect to find extreme gayness here.

He isn't a nigger, he's a lower class egyptian - more tanned than the others but still the same race. Same facial features and same genetic composure, are fucking farmers not white because they get tans now?

I bet you 100% there will be niggers and muh diversity shit in the game but the protag isn't a nog. If you go to Egypt even today and smoke hash with the weird hobos that live near the outskirts of cairo you'll see these fuckers - nearly nig-tier skin with persian/arab features, they're a trip but they're out there.

not even surprised

Remember when they sell game with crossbow for same price? Only crossbow was shitty one and real good crossbow cost only 1/3 of the price they were asking for their shitty one.

The link doesn't work for me

From Asscreed to Assplay.
Holla Forums never ceases to amaze and befuddle me.

1. Kill yourself, you fucking faggot.
2. You WILL kill yourself through distended organs by doing this shit.
3. No, seriously, blow your brains out or jump off a building.

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JUST BUY IT 3 TIMES GOY, THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER SO IT IS WORTH IT
They somehow topped not including the game

Why is the statue white? We wuz not kangz?

Please die.

I hope no one actually buys this scam

This will still sell millions, right?