Mario x Rabbits: Kingdom Battle Official Thread: Stinky Putrid Feminist PUSSY edition + funny memes

Even without the memes this looks really fucking boring and braindead, like on a level below what you'd normally see from Nintendo.

This is what happens when you get voice acting in Zelda. Next thing you know you'll get a 3rd person F-Zero shooter. You could have prevented this.

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There are 3 fucking threads about this god damn game
ON THE FRONT FUCKING PAGE OF THE BOARD
I didnt even look in the catalog.

You have 5 minutes to pick a thread and stick with it or else I am permanently banning ever single fucking user in all of these threads. -Mark

Keep this one marky poo!~
Nice try user, you know mark always uses his mod status
If you ARE mark, keep this one.

I used to like rabbids

god I'm glad I'm not a nintendo fan.

I am, this fucking hurts. It's like watching your little sister consent to sex with a bunch of fat jewish business men that own Nickelodeon as long as they keep giving her the spotlight, and there is nothing you can do about it because people will scream at you if you want her to be the best she can be instead of this class act.
I JUST WANT NINTENDO TO BE GREAT AGAIN.

That image really hurts me.

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WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT SOME KIDDY BULLSHIT WITH SOME RETARDED MINIONS
THEY RUINED BGE
ITS FULL OF FUCKING COMMIE PROPAGANDA AND YOU RETARDED FUCKS ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME SHIT ONLY RETARDED MILLENIAL PARENTS BUY FOR THEIR ADOPTED NIGGER FROM THE ZOO
FUCKING RETARDED

Being an actual Rayman fan is worse. I remember getting the first game on PC when it was new not knowing what the fuck it was. What the fuck have they done? How do you fuck that up this badly?

You could say Mario's taking one for Rayman. I mean it's possible for another Rayman game right? Right?

What i don't get is, nobody likes those Rabbits so why are they continuing to make games about them?

Them Minions-shit has even made them completely obsolete to the point of that if a Minions-game would come out, all the kids would buy that and not some Rabbit-game.

Underrated post. Capped and I'm fokin dying m8.

That's not very nice. Also there's no need to shout. Use your indoor voice please.

They make bad games on purpose so they can bomb and they have an excuse to not make anything for Nintendo consoles other than ports.

Just like the original fucking game. Or did you forget how you were an enviornmentalist latina photo journalist who sticks it to the man?

I'm guess it's "all the heads at the board room meeting can agree on it" type thing.

Video games were a bad idea.

Nice revisionism libtard

Why is Nintendo so out of touch these days? Why do they keep making bad decisions after bad decisions and people/nintendrones will defend Nintendo's continuous bad decision making practices?

This is trying too hard. They should market this to kids, why even use music that children don't care about when you add 12 year-old humor next to it?

Welp I lost all hope that Nintendo can keep quality in Mario spinoffs. Hoping Mario Odyssey would help.

People can't bear that Nintendo has become a hollowed-out golem of it's former self.

This is marketed to kids. They're not supposed to recognize the music, just realize that it's discordant and not like music from other Nintendo games.

Weird how every human enemy is white.

I'm legitimately in tears right now
At least we have Coco mode to expect

HA HA

why did you tell me this, why did I look
now I'm even
ANGRIER

Someone please end my life now…

I don't believe you

ALL THE MORE PROOF THAT NINTENDRONES ARE THE AUTISTIC SCUM OF THE EARTH

Rabbids aside, this actually looks good. Plus, the main theme is killing these fuckers.

At least the porn is alright.

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So I sat through both videos.
The Gameplay doesn't look bad, looks like something right up my street to be honest
However, who the fuck still keeps trying to force Rabbids? I'd say like they're the minions of video games but they came first.
The core idea of Mario with guns and Mario and Rabbids is a fucking terrible idea. If they replaced it with, lets say Megaman then it would be a game I'd be hyped as fuck for.

Reggie get out.

People thought it was fake because of the spelling mistakes and dubious sources that had pumped out false shit before, you dumbass kike. It has nothing to do with "Nintendrones".

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>says I'm the kike for rightfully shitting on jewtendo and its mindless fans
Sure thing Nintardo.

NO BONER YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

What a fucking shitshow, I feel like I witnessed the death of an era.

I said killing these fuckers, not teaming up you illiterate manchild. Just switch out the Rabbid party members for the Mario ones then you can go on a Rabbid genocide.

Oh hey it's you. That autistic nintendrone that would sperg out every time this abomination was mentioned. I knew you'd backtrack like this. I bet you'll buy the game as well.

How does it feel to be mentally retarded AND a kike AND a nigger?

What the fuck are you talking about? Why would I buy a game ever?

Disg

Best

kys

MARIORAPED

This is truly a special kind of autism.

We have gone full circle.

Can you show where this happened anywhere? I don't like this abomination as much as you don't like it. Show me which posts in this thread I have made that defend this game's existence. If you do I'll announce you're right and how you deserve your dick to be sucked by everybody in the thread including myself.
user, I'm not the one with autism, I actually can think critically and make decisions based off evidence shown. You're the autistic one by sperging out randomly at different people for little reason besides some false sense of superiority.

I cringed so hard i had to stop the video at the 15 second mark.

This might just do the trick

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Except that shit doesn't work with well established characters in pop culture. The only reason it worked for Pepe is because the original source was mostly irrelevant to pop culture as a whole and was already easily mutatable. There's a reason despite dozens (if not hundreds) of pictures of Mickey Mouse being drawn as a Nazi that the character hasn't been labelled as a "racist and anti-Semitic" symbol like what happened to Pepe.

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be a little less autistic. just a little

One of my good friends son, he is 11 years old, doesn't like the new Mario game. He says he hates the rabbids. You have to know, he played rayman raving rabbids on the Wii, it was so bad designed that a kid would get very quikly angry he told me. He only played two or three times the game and whenever he ask his son why he is not playing the game more often he says "I hate this game, these dumb rabbids don't do what i want". And now, every game that has these rabbids in he immiditley doesn't like. Sometimes even a bad game has something good to it.

I wonder, actually is the rabbid from the rayman franchise that worst character, there is not much to profit from it. It give the game an anker and never leave the shop. So i wonder now, does Nintendo know what Ubi has sold them? Does Ubi try to get the Nintendo kids again with the help of Mario? Why does Ubi want so badly the Nintendo kids? It is hard to believe that Nintendo didn't knew what they got with ubisoft rabbids. And after the miserable start with the early rabbids games on Wii they tanked hard and not one single kid was drawn in from this franchise, it failed.

Now we get them again, and again they try to get the young audience with the help of Mario. I'm sure this will work this time. Nintendo is helping ubisoft to get to the kids and here is one more thing to keep in mind. Ubisoft is the most cancerous driven socjus company, making brainwashed SJW games full with politics subliminals. Why does Nintendo want their young audience driven to such an company? Just think about it.

what will happened with the upcoming next generation of gamers in japan?

This is the better game by a large margin.

nothing?

This actually looks fun.

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does it? they dont really show much in the way of gameplay do they?
i like idea of a mario and luigi strategy rpg, but this is not a mario and luigi game. id be down for a silly light hearted xcom, but id really be buying it for the setting and this honestly isnt one that appeals to me.

That game has very amazing shitpost music.

Nothing.

That would help.

A bit for those. Maybe it's because they're cuter (at least 2 & 3) and more sexy without being outright lewd.

Pic related.

Maybe they will show a little more in Nintendo's press conference tomorrow, but the gameplay does look interesting.

They dragged poor Grant Kirkhope into this, didn't they?

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Pathetic.

Fuck normalfags

People also said it was fake because the alternative would be much worse.

>>>/reddit/

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The actual gameplay looked pretty good, just the stupid interplay between characters, being able to launch characters into the air, characters on fire running around and catching other characters on fire, and that combo overwatch juggling the enemy, the game even looks nice. Too bad about those Rabbids though, if this was just Mario or was a Mario + Rayman crossover it would have looked a fuckload better.

rip Mario
1981-2017
I'm glad they didn't add Wario.

if they wanted to do an xcom title, why not go for splatoon or advance wars? then again, i guess it wasnt really nintendos idea.

Ubisoft are trying to get those Rabbids into the spotlight, since they are like Minions before Minions.

Bubsy is finally better than Mario and Sonic at the same time. By being so generic, the Bubsy franchise managed to slip beneath the radar of Communist infiltrators, save for one faggot who hopefully has committed suicide by now. It's only a matter of time before Catitalism takes full control.

i know ubisoft wants to, but why does nintendo? in a previous thread i heard someone mention that maybe they were in good standing because of the wii game.

I agree, the gameplay looked kinda fun.
Maybe a bit on the easy side, but not too bad with the different possibilities.

But yeah, what a stupid idea for this crossover

Why do cuckchanners keep thinking their "traditions" are allowed here?

[sauce]

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naw

maybe being second catnana to fucking bubsy will be the cat-alyst for a meowadigm shift

So they can use it as a vessel to spread communist ideals to children, obviously.

I think it's more of an exercise in building loyalty with Ubisoft, I don't know why they would do that, Ubisoft are not loyal to Nintendo, they will never be a good ally for Nintendo, only 2 other games from Ubi are coming to Switch, Just Dance which is a given, it's coming to even the Wii and that space game which could be fun but it's shat up by it's reliance on toys to life.

It looks okay from a gameplay perspective thus far, but the writing (or whatever you want to call it) is going to be fucking dogshit.

Rather in the August season, Sonic actually looks more appealing than Mario.

I think it looks like fun. Too bad i don't have a switch.

JUST

Nintendo can make all kinds of fuck ups, but it has nostalgia to fall back on. Fanboys like Dobson will always defend Nintendo.

The second game wasn't too bad despite it was all pointless, mini-game shit.

I love how cucked Holla Forums is

fuck off

No, it's anti shitty crossover thread. How about reading the thread before being a faggot.

Go away, Dobson.

Yeah. It looks like kid friendly xcom. Not for me really, the hate people feel probably comes form the promotional material and more awful aspects of its character designs.
But the Nintendo conference is tomorrow and so far we have no idea what they'll do. But I fear the worst sadly; despite being THE year to announce a metroid title with AM2R reminding people of why a metroid game is so awesome, I have a feeling the metroid fanbase will have to wait. And that might be true for a lot of different series too. I wish I didnt need to be doom and gloom here but Nintendo had the ball in their court for this year and they're fumbling it hard.

sauce

The only thing guaranteed is Super Mario Odyssey (also confirmed for playable on show floor) while Fire Emblem Warriors will probably have trailer. And after that . . . ? Animal Crossing Switch? New IP? Splatoon 2 will probably have new info during the tournament.

At least one good thing about the Ubisoft conference officially revealing M+RKB is that it shouldn't appear in the Nintendo E3 presentation, as it would be waste of time.

True. Nintendos conference is supposedly only going to be 25 minutes long so I hope they are powering it out quickly. Who knows, I wanna hope that Nintendo aint going to let year 2 of infinite possibility slide.

not to mention

Do you like watered down games, user

Really weird to browse normalfag circles & videos to see people say ubisoft had the best conference.

Did we see enough of the gameplay to really come to that conclusion? I don't think it looks terrible but it looking good/fun seems too early to tell yet.

Why, though?

But it does have:

And thanks to your future sight you've already told us there are no interesting maps or classes or loadouts or anything, so thanks for that. Out of all your minutes of experience looking at the game, not actually playing it, you've basically proved it's terrible. Good job.

What makes you think that?

I never expect any big story when it comes to Mario games and the same will be said for this game. Nintendo is not really known to come up with TRIPLE A BLOCKBUSTER stories.

The bar for being the "best" is so unbelievably low that Ubisoft actually cleared it. At least they did something interesting, if confusing.

Hitler dubs confirm the hardass parents who didn't let their children play video games or watch television made the right call.

But there are anons who have been wanting a Captain Falcon bounty hunting spinoff for a long time.

Cult of personality. People, for some reason, like to believe that buying a console makes them part of something greater than themselves. They also believe, for some reason, that giant multi-million dollar corporations need to be protected from online bullies, and that said corporations care about "gamers"

I wouldn't mind the kid friendly x-com, I just wish it wasn't a crossover with Rabbids of all things. Wouldn't it have been better if it was a whole slew of characters from Ubisoft? Not sure if they'd have much of a cast with toony deformed versions of Far Cry and Assassin's Creed character. The only ones I think that might fit into such a world is those dancing characters from just dance and of course Rayman.

I'd ask for a different crossover from another publisher but Nintendo doesn't have that huge third party support outside of Ubisoft and Sega. They could also have gone with the Super Robot Taisen route and licensed to get other characters to appear in that x-com style game. I think that might have worked out better.

Crossover partnerships are optimal at two and at the limit in three. It might be fun but the Rabbids are a big turnoff to what might just be an okay game.

Only downside to the gameplay is that it's too slow paced. Maybe it's because the gameplay trailer only showed so much work to take out 3 enemies and there wasn't a lot of weapon variety. Overall, I kind of expected more with the concept of Mario with a gun.

a million times THIS

Is that why retards keep putting cringy shit like #NintendoMasterRace and "JOYCON BOYZZZZ". Holy fuck it's pathetic.

Sounds awful

I've seen video footage of the first levels done by a developer and a designer. Aside from the horrific concept behind it, they seem to have had a coherent vision for what the game would be (babby's first XCOM) and Nu-tendo kept them on a leash so tight they respected the Mario IP when it came to its characters while going off the rails just with their own. Graphically it looks about as good as your average Mario Party and it has some interesting ideas, like coop moves and the enemy being able to do the same. Overall I think it could be a sleeper hit if you get past the cancer that are Rabbids. Which is fun because Rabbids Go Home was also really fun despite being cancerous.

Debatable since they just showed one stage
Again, we just saw one level, but I believe you're right on this one
They announced that different enemy Rabbids have different behaviors that can be preemptively known by looking at them, plus your own characters have defined roles.
Dunnoe
I don't think this should replace XCOM but it got way more hate than it should have. I wouldn't buy it at all mind you, but I might give it a try when good Switch emulation is a thing.

This.

They want to gain the Minion audience back, which coincidentally loves the fuck out of Nu-Mario. Back when they came out, their claim to fame was the shorts parodying then popular culture. The game was a fucking tech demo though, so everyone who was even minimally hyped about the game got incredibly frustrated at it and the franchise suffered horribly. My guess is that they made so many games about the damn critters because they could test assets for other titles with them and produced them on the cheap side, but the fact that they got so many fucking licensed songs still baffles me.

Or they just made a game with them and a popular character because they feared the Minions' IP holders would have done something similar and wanted to occupy that spot so they can claim to have been the first ones.

Word.

What a fucking waste.

Is there any Rabbid crossover porn yet?
Asking for a friend

read the thread nigger

lol

Strange all the normalfag circles I saw said that Nintendo won, my friends keep sending these to me, please help.

Cut ties

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Peach rabid is creeping me out.
He behaves like a legit rapist.

Over here, a (You) is green, not red.

Sheesh

This posts hurts so much because it's true in every way.

Or even on the lever of Super Paper Mario.

That can be handwaved as Ubisoft being shit at proofreading, considering what their staff consists of.
This may be a stretch, but perhaps leakers post fake leaks to build up a reputation of being untrustworthy, so that when they actually post a real leak they would have some sort of "I was right, I told you so" satisfaction over those who doubted them.