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Just finished the PC gamer show
Wasnt much too it but there never is.
What did you think? Dissapointed? Something catch you eye?
Regadless, Ubisoft is in an hour. Get ready for out of touch marketers and forced memes.
watch it here:
twitch.tv
Take a load off, sit back, relax, grab your favorite drink.
Heres hoping you have a good E3
Stay Comfy
I can always count on Ubi for cringe, even if there's no #girlwood this year.
Please UPS deliver me from the horrors of E3.
This is, quite possibly, the worst E3 to date.
Thread Theme
How y'all holding up? Good
Drinkan anything good?
Eatan anything nice?
Listenan to any comfy tunes?
Playan anything fun?
disappointing. I need my out of touch non-self aware hosts.
YEH YEH YEH
YOH YOH YOH
Post more like this. I need to unrustle my jimmies after that last show.
sure thing buddy
Comfy tunes are my specialty
That and making waffles
I'm listening to some classic comfy. Pardon the uncomfy opening fade.
Never forget.
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Alternative links
youtube.com
youtube.com
I'm so happy the Ubishit did a good move for once. But their show will still be bad regardless of having memegirl or not.
Well I finished my coffee around the time the PC show stopped
Now I got nothing. I'd love some juice but I ran out of that too
Water it is then
Then it was racing car noises, and now it's Black Flag OST. And now it's rocket launches.
I want to cuddle with Shantae and start a loving family with her.
I got a ripe mango in my hand that I'm about to turn into paste, so I'm better off than you?
what the fuck was that?
Anything to expect besides Far Cry 5? Will this be the year they resuscitate Splinter Cell's corpse?
Not the best thing you can do with a mango
I did not know this, I was going to take a shot every time she made me hate her. Who's MCing now?
What, #girlwood? Google it, child
They'll probably have a lot of WE WUZ assassins creed.
not big on mangos myself, but I am happy for you at least!
Getting a little lewd there user
Oh goodie, a nigger with a lisp.
AssCreed: Kangz Edition
Probably Just Dance or something
That Rabbids/Mario crossover game
Not sure what else.
Don't know. Probably that sexy French-Canadian YouTuber girl.
I don't know who othat is but I like the sound of it.
I forget her name. I'm sure she'll be onscreen at some point, even if she's not the one who ends up hosting. They trot her out at every event for good reason.
They'll probably prop-up some "indie" game they're publishing
Some nigchick that was the host of Ubisoft's E3s for the last couple of years and the nickname memegirl came from 2015 when they try to forced a meme with some 19th century asscreed guy.
I want a new Rayman game that isn't mobileshit or a shitty open-world wankfest reboot.
They are probobly going to reveal the rabbids/mario game here
and before it happens I am calling it
So, how much until Ubishit starts?
30 minutes.
Half an hour.
I was going to say we just had Rayman Legends, but I went ahead and looked and that was four years ago apparently. We're definitely overdue.
Oh yeah, they did do that one VR flying game last year, didn't they, that was an indie.
Didn't you hear about Rabbids? :^)
Cool, enough time to make some fries.
I know I've watched this, but I don't remember a thing about it
Japan needs to be nuked again.
Oh boy this is going to be a wild ride
YouTube stream link: youtube.com
So is this going to be a 1-hour or a 2-hour stream?
Stop, you'll make them worse
It's only preshow and I already hate Ubisoft. This will be fun.
Just for you buckaroo.
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FAKE
PLEASE BE FUCKING FAKE
I hope that the whole Mario X Rabbids got canceled in development when someone at Nintendo that has some brains tells the bosses that it was the worst thing they OKed.
FUCK RIGHT OFF NIGGER
STOP
Just watch Doritos Pope's stream instead
Well it looks like generic garbage, so It's not surprising.
JUST DANCE E-SPORTS
>>>/just/ dance is that girl's only source of identity.
will norks nuke california?
The ultimate.
Somebody tell me why is Just Dance still a thing?
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mark pls go
Post more cute.
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REMOVE HAMTARO
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Anyone have the kill yourself version of this thats made in MS paint?
funny thing is they won't ever show what happens to beautiful girls who have shit diets and shit personalities. They morph into wretched blobs of a cunt by the time they hit 22 if not earlier.
You need the webm of umaru being shot with the shotgun
jesus christ son
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I haven't seen this, I want it.
Does Ubisoft have any IPs that aren't shit and aren't named Rayman or Rabbids?
Cuck Randy Pitchford detected.
Thanks anons.
The dankest.
Thank you friend.
I have the rest of the OPs and EDs as webms but they're too big to post.
Please be some sort of joke made by a Walmart employee. P-Please.
It wasn't as easy to find as I thought it would be.
Oh god thank you, that's amazing.
based Nintendo amirite?
World in Conflict was fun. The South Park game, Prince of Persia, Ghost Recon and Rainbow 6 used to be good games. Also f'n Splinter Cell but they somehow managed to fuck that up.
And low effort postable version.
I forgot about that. Hopefully they'll show more of it, and not push it back again.
Dead as fuck, my man.
Wildlands is a meme, the series is dead. The first one was the only good one, anyway.
You said it yourself, it's a husk of what it once was.
I think we can safely say that all the Tom Clancy properties are either dead, shit, or ruined.
And it's sad, because they used to release good games. Don't know what happened.
5 minutes to go, lads.
Fuck off pedo
Alright shitshow soon
get ready boys
Oh fuck this nigger is back.
Don't you have some 3D whore to go fuck?
Matt and Trey better fucking be there, they're always the best part of any conference they're in.
fuck off nigger I'm on my way to Wizardhood
very true, that would at least be pleasant
Keep it comfy, lads.
Yeah they were funny last year, especially since that cuck dev they were on stage with was looked so uncomfortable
He's right, the show's about to start and we need to unite and meme together.
Off to a good start
The shortest guy in the room in all the rooms.
HA
Aw fuck starting off hot
FUCK IT'S REAL
ITS REAL
LEL
FUCK
OH FUCK YEAH RABBIIDDDDSSSSS
ITS ALREADY TERRIBLE
IT'S HAPPENING
JUST MAKE THEM ACT LIKE MINIONS
Haha, Minions!
Oh shit, it's not Reggie, this is worse
I already hate everything
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MIYAMOTO SAN
Yves Guillemot just isn't the same without the giant girlwood towering over him.
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holy fuck they got shiggy, not reggie
No matter how drunk or grumpy I am, Miamoto always makes me smile. Fucker always looks so happy.
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Guys I think I'm in the wrong timeline; I'm like 96% sure I'm not supposed to be here.
Cringeworthy.
DO YOU ANONS WANT TO DIE ALREADY
2D is love you jew freak
top heh
thats true. What a happy man he is.
Nintendo must be desperate or not care to let something like this happen.
GET ANGRY REN
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Welcome to the Bearestain/Pepe/Trump Universe.
It's more fun this way.
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lol yeah
Like putting out ZombiiU and then abandoning your promises for 3rd party support of the Wii U, right?
Poor Miyamoto
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I HATE EVERYTHING RADBBIDS KILL ALL THEY TOUCH
IT KILLED RAYMAN FOR GOD'S SAKES
…at least seeing Miyamoto is nice
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Rayman died for this
Didn't two good Raymans come out after the rabbids?
Is that guy crying?
This man is dead inside.
I don't think there's any danger of this being like a Mario game
What are the odds of him fucking Isabelle on stage?
ACTION GAMU
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Until Origins/Legends it may as well been kill
lmao what.
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STANDING
WHAT I MISS JUST WOKE UP
Even Miyamoto's smile can't take the pain away.
There's no way this could end poorly
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Just go back to sleep.
Rabbids/Mario crossover is real
Why?
Why is mario following a Roomba?
Back to sleep user.
No girlwood wtf?
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Do you do anything besides walk around?
Wait what the fuck did I just hear
Paid shills.
He's been demoted from plumber to Janitor
KILL ME, PETE
THIS IS NOT THE SEQUEL TO SUPER MARIO RPG THAT I ASKED FOR
holy fuck what even is this game
IT'S XCOM
IT'S MARIO
IT'S MARIO-COM
THIS IS AWFUL
They've already failed Miyamoto
XCOME MARIO!?
Oh god what the hell
Who asked for this?
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Rabbid Mario NuCom
Its like X-Com but without guns.
A Mario x Raving Rabbids SRPG. Have I actually gone mad?
Kids like slow-paced turn-based strategy games, right?
top zez
It's a turn-based tactics game.
With Mario.
And Ubisoft Minions Rabbids.
What the fuck.
….I want to die.
Good retards
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Everyone that wants X-Com gameplay is just gonna play X-Com, who does this even appeal to?
NO ONE. NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS
I could be masturbating instead
I supposed in an ideal universe they could surprise everyone the same way SMRPG did. I'd be really, REALLY surprised, in this case
Just straight up XCOM:EU, right down to their UI, camerawork, and mechanics.
Grumpy Cummies are the best.
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This is a monstrosity. An Abomination. Who thought this was a good idea?
Sure thing, they don't generally lack patience or having trouble to focus for long hours at all…
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BUT DOES IT HAS
WALUIGI??
JUST STOP IT
Bliss is shit tier
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oh i am laffin
Le badass princess u guyz
Fuck of goblin fucker.
Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see…
Maybe if it was a cuntboy that everyone ironically called she or her to make him more sissified
Too #sassy
Only good thing about this.
It looks like fun tbh. Please don't kill me.
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ISLAM GO HOME
Nothing wrong with AC/DC or whatever coverband that was.
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It's just the weirdness of it that I don't get. Maybe it will play well, but honestly that's besides the point.
Thank god.
If it wasn't for these shit minions, I think the game wouldn't look too bad
He's obviously crying because senpai noticed him
ISIS came to save e3
Pls go kaboom.
I thought I could handle this, but I didn't consider all this shit would be back-to-back
Dad rock and Super Mario just dont mix user.
PREPARE FOR KANGZ
Ready for some pitch black "Egyptians"?
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LOL
WE
ALLHA ACKBBARS
I saw this shit yesterday abdul.
I think there's a pretty fucking big asterisk attached to that statement somewhere
ACTUAL IN GAME CUT SCENES
I really can't tell, did they make the Egyptians black or not?
So how are they explaining, why an islamic sect exists 1000 years before its founding?
Or also the templars for that matter?
I bet the baddies are misonginsts!
It looks like some of them are and some aren't.
Blacker than your heart buddy.
Kill me, Pete.
Ancient Egyptian civilization collapsed even longer before that.
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That can't be real
EAGLE DRONE
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beat me to it
Do leftist have no shame ?
STOP WASTING MY TIME YOU CUNT
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How many branches do they have?
Nothing I like more than spending five minutes pointing at enemies before taking out the same identical base 300 times
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Rip paul walker
Racing games, now with story!
Inception: Car Racing Game
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you dont even get the other 2 figurines if you get the most expensive
TOP JEW
I thought this one plays during cleopatras time?
It's like the need for speed game that came out and the selling point was, "For the first time, you get to leave your car!"
MAXIMUM OVER-JEW
I haven't heard that. Maybe you're right.
kek
Can't make that shit up.
Where's bingo?
No, Inception: CarT Racing Game. Now that's some shit I'd buy for $60.
All this nonsense and I have no ideia what the fuck this is about.
The Giza pyramids are being constructed in-game, so no.
STOP
YOU'LL SUMMON THE GIGA JEW
It's the death of Need For Speed considering how lackluster that game looked like.
Didn't The Crew bomb, because it was online-only?
More like The Jrew amirite?!
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what the FUCK
But there were Romans shown during the Microsoft conference. Either it takes place over a long period of time or Ubisoft is retarded.
NOW THIS IS IS JEWRY
Pretty much.
A shame. I liked the idea of a varied, unrestricted country to drive across, but there looked to be too much Ubisoft shit in the way.
Did that guy just fucking said
EDGIER?
Ah okay.
Man, I shouldn't even think as much about this shitty game
inb4 a cruise missile hits the Ubisoft convention
FUCK OFF YOU LEAVE MY GIRL LORDE OUT OF THIS
Did anyone even care to want a sequel made?
Fucking Frogs.
It's "what do people think of when they think of egypt? throw it in there".
Maybe they were supposed to be Greeks. It still wouldn't make sense, though.
Cruisin' USA was the last racing game I played, it looks more fun than this.
Boat and flight physics look terrible.
Maybe I'll download midtown madness 2 again.
Did the first game have boats and planes, too?
Yeah, the west is >>>/finished/
Hey look, an spiritual sequel to Diddy kong Racing
I thought the first game flopped?
It did.
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t. Ubisoft Montréal
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Finally, a game someone cares about.
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Oh fucking finally South Park.
KEK
Yeah, none of that makes sense.
And it's a shame, I'd like a nice game set in egypt.
Somehow this ass creed franchise just constrains all these great settings.
We could have got a great pirate game, one in egypt, but no all have to tie into this shitty ip
Well, that looks like it has a chance of being good
Alright fuck it. I'm calling it.
Get #GG and Holla Forums to investigate Ubisoft to having ties to or funding of terrorism and Islamists.
Is that fucking Elijah Wood? What's he doing here?
Damnit I still like South Park, I ain't paying over £20 for it though.
Shut the fuck up Frodo
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what
why
FRODO YOU FAGGOT
Seriously ubisoft, fucking FMV?
point and laugh at this fag
What did I miss?
It's Videodrome:The Video Game
I guess the VR movie will run at 24fps for more cinematic experience
WALKING SIMULATOR
HIPSTIE INDER EXPERIENCE
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Sick. Call me when you actually have something to show, Ubi.
It's okay I always come early.
MARIO RABBIDS: NUCOM
The french fag looks like a more effiminate fag than the dad from Third Rock from the Sun.
Oh yeah, I forgot they were making a dedicated pirate game.
ASSASSINS: WE WUZ EDITION
FRODO'S ABUSED MIND
CAR AND PLANES
Other than the rabbits did they show any gameplay.
JESUS FUCK ENOUGH ALREADY
Hahaha, you're fucking old like me. Sucks doesn't it.
STONK WYMYN CAPTAINESS
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It could be worse it could be piano meme music again
Why didn't you just download it there is almost no reason anymore to get the disc they hardly put anything in it anymore
The Order: 1773?
I think they showed some for The Crew 2, I took a piss break
Gosh how diverse~
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You mean this, right?
such an original name
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Fuck it literally call it "game with pirates".
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Can i get to play as a Somali?
Assassin's shitty naval combat is the entire game.
Dropped.
is Pirates the new zombies?
I bet there's a terrible story.
I wish uncharted waters wasn't dead.
Pre aplha HAHAHA WOT
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Black flag - multiplayer edition
Will there be loos?
I think you're in after, actually. It's clearly Destiny: Boats Edition.
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Aww, I missed that? Anyone have a webm?
why must I be late for everything
pls nu
Seems like it
R E A L I S T I C
Frankly I'd rather play as a Royal Navy captain like in Master & Commander only hunting pirates instead of Frenchies. I'm honestly bored of pirates as protags.
I'm fine with female protags but why does it always have to be the same bitchy mary sue-type character
I'd be okay with more pirates games if they weren't al,l total shit. I want to command a god damn ship, not play pvp with morons.
fuck off reddit
Because feminists are looking at female characters with a microscope.
WHAT
Boarding is nothing?
Guybrush Paradox
I honestly think the other pirate game looked a bit more interesting
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What?
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Please tell me there's an anime like this
Badass! Conservative? No more!
This is what ubi actually believes.
No campaign, calling it now.
They'll add a solo mode vs. bots and call it a campaign.
Screencap this.
Just got here is this a new Pirate AC?
OMG KRAKEN
Every time I hear that Ubisoft logo come in, I think Todd is coming on stage.
NOT DANCING YOU CUNTS
no AC, just pirate
JUST DANCE TIME
JUST DANCE
No, completely new IP called Skulls and Bones, which from the looks of it is a shitty pirate MMO
STAPH
Jamiroquai still exists?
Check out the comments for this video
youtu.be
Most uploads of this trailer have the expected negative backlash but this one by Ubisoft is filled with highly upvoted comments praising the game. Odd.
Fuck, ubisoft was my last hope of gaming, but this is disgusting.
The fuck?
faggot
WHAT'S GLACIER DOING IN THE E3 ZONE?!
What the fuck are you saying?
WHY IS JUST DANCE STILL A THING
critical cancer
IT'S A SHITTY AMERICAN COVER OF A K-POP SONG FUCK OFF
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Ah, shame it ubi making it. There really should be more good pirate games
VIDEO
GAMES ?????
UBISOFT: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THICCCCCCCC
anyone else think Just Dance looks like some kind of Adult Swim skit?
FUCK VIDEO GAMES
HILLARY CLINTON ABOUT TO COME OUT
It's happening again
Why
you brought this on yourself
Last Ghost Recon was great. It was great fuck you towards "cinematic" and "story driven" games.
Because the feminists got penis-envy and overcompensate their inherited weakness with overly bossy traits, like being an über-cunt to people.
An infomercial maybe?
UBE ROCKS
Yes
fug dis
Calm down already. We see your fucking comments.
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MOBILE GAMING
Okay I rescind what I said about The Fractured But Whole
THICC
Leave, underage. The only good GR game was the first one.
Holy Fuck
This
Her smug, self rightousness. Her disrespect for the men in her crew. The implied idea that she's a stronger person than her crew of all men.
Just fuck off with this shitty stronk womyn meme.
How the fuck does this game keep selling?
Calm down nigger.
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You make a good point user, I think the cringe/sheer shit of ubisoft just caught many off-guard.
Don't be lead by all the makeup she has on
You're fucking kidding me
How sad.
Looks gimmicky
carl pls
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AHAHA
OH WOW
Got to go, lads. Good luck, try not to overdose on cringe.
I dont see it
Why does he wear the hat? It's isn't sunny and it doesn't rain.
Where are all these newfags coming from?
We'll be flopping on the gound like Chris Farley.
Too late.
no mans sky, build able legos edition
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Maybe he's going bald?
Shitty game number #8859
I'll just play older space games. I want to get into them anyway.
IF I TAKE THAT OFF WILL YOU DIE?!
I think it's really interesting.
Every E3 Ubisoft shows the most new ips and games of all other companies, but most of the time their kinda unexciting or shit.
So is that better or worse than the others?
Lego: Nu Male's Sky
They way they say
Makes me want to hit them. You mean buy toys and wander around in an empty map you nigger?
Is this the French-Canadian chick someone mentioned earlier?
Freelancer, nigger. Do it.
I WANNA FUCK THAT MILF
I heard steep was decent
Kinda interesting, just needs an animated tv show
nevermind then
It's the hipster "content creator" hat
So what happened to the nigress?
I heard basically nobody bought it.
Please stop posting cute lolis, I am trying to concentrate on the stream.
E3 has really be just abysmal, its not even the good kind of bad that you can laugh at, its just been boring.
I heard she was shot and people pulled out their dicks in protest.
It looked really good, maybe on a discount.
But
Get a tiling wm.
Fine.
Fuck blarbblestilstskin and fuck white people!
She got a lead role on some new show or something and left us in the dust, the rotten cunt.
So why shouldn't i just buy an Olympics-game instead? I mean, they have more sports and it's most likely cheaper.
She's still there, you just can't see her :^)
true, tbh
I'm trying to do the opposite.
EVUL KRISTIANS
Oh shit it's kevin nash.
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kek
Looks like a comfy and safe church tbh.
fucking leaf
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BAHAHAHA DRUMPFKINS BTFO
HE SWORE GUYS AHAHAHAHAH BASED HE SAID THE F WORD OMG
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Reminder that the american government murdered men, women and children in the 90's because of claims like this.
This game is truly f'n disgusting.
WHAT HAVE I MISSED
Mien negro
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FC5
The fucking premise is so fucking retarded
The fuck is this retarded shit.
It's fucking Metal Gear Solid V
Nothing
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Claims like what?
Worse, it's fucking Wildlands
Scripted jew fetish porn
Okay good.
Metal Gear Solid V: Wildlands
Is this beyond good and evil?
Is this Beyond Good and Evil 2? no way
FURFAGGOTRY
Under disguise of fanatical cults like Waco or like in Ruby Ridge were they claimed the father Weaver was supplying weapons to renegade white extremist-groups.
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u2 monkies
How appropriate that they started this with a monkey, because this is going to be a total monkey's paw wish. There's no way it will be half as good as the original.
OH SHIT NEW APE ESCAPE GAME
Hey that monkey driving the bike looks a little different
byond good and evil: diversity?
That felt even more Jewish than the Wolfenstein shit.
Yeah, fuck Ubisoft. You have ISIS marching around the Middle East lopping off heads as an actual religious death cult but you make your shitty game about the only good people left in this shit world.
Yeah eat shit.
Haha, two apes against the world!
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If this had come out fifteen years ago when it should have I would have been excited as shit. If any of you younguns haven't played the original, you should.
Didn't an user get dubs for this in the mokeys paw thread a few days ago?
A proto-ape, has not yet developed it's tail.
if it came out 15 years ago it would've caused a temporal paradox because the original wasn't out yet.
Stop with the nigger protagonist
What the hell have they done to Beyond Good and Evil?
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Whatever I just picked a number
The first had a woman nigger too, it's to be expected.
I feel kinda sad because the girl on stage is kinda hot.
MULTI-ETHNIC, MULTI-CULTURAL
You dun goofed.
oh god
How would have thought
We haven't even seen
yet
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IKR THIS FUCKING BITCH NEEDS TO GET KILLED
Is that a selling point to these fucks?
I never played Beyond Good and Evil 1.
I liked the trailer we just saw for BGE2 though, the chimp is funny. I hope the actual game is fun to play.
Seems about right.
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Coincidence?
That reminds me I haven't seen a drumpf reference yet.
Just…why? I feel so bad for people who wanted a sequel. it's just a pequal.
My own desire to play the first game has dropped to zero.
How do I make the pain stop
>NO RAYMAN
can I get webm of that moment please?
I still think Bethesda was the worst one so far, but damn if Ubisoft didn't try.
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see pic
Didn't see bethesda's, what happaned
The first game was great. Hearing you say that and seeing the rape they're imposing on the IP makes it that much worse.
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And after that I just want to repeat myself:
How are they able to do it everytime?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN PLAY THE FIRST GAME OR LACK HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION
Nothing
Just nothing
PAID MODS
Or both.
Paid mods and just as much poz as ubisoft.
Literally nothing.
Only VR remakes of existing games
And obvious sequels
It's both.
I have to say at least this sure as fuck wasn't boring. Ubisoft are winning so far.
You should m8, it's a pretty great game. It manages to do the diverse cultural mishmash thing without feeling like it's pushing an agenda.
Also, is Monobeno good? I don't know moon so I haven't read it.
They just wanted to throw that in there, I mean did you look at the girl saying it?
I hate how artists like to do the food on body thing, but almost never have a eating scene when the other character licks all off of the animu grill.
So empty they may as well not have had a conference at all
Even if I were a big BGE fan I don't have the energy to be upset anymore
Buggy the Lion
Even if the gameplay is decent, I just wanted a story that continued from the first game. I don't want a prequel about some thieves I don't care about.
Where you were when Ubisoft won e3?
Nobody is winning
I'm sorry. I guess I can still try it at least. I'm still pretty soured on the whole thing.
Not sure user I don't know moon either. Sorry
Holy fuck they managed to make asscreed worse
see
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Cross out BGE2,
Who keeps buying these games?
Alright, well I'll forgive you since you keep posting cute girls.
Anyone have the audio of Jade talking to Woof? Always liked that bit.
this movie was directed by a jew
I honestly dont know, it took me one Assassin Creed game to realize the game was shit.
How they have made 8 ? of them I will never know. People are shit.
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WE
Maybe they just keep making them in the hopes they get it right.
So far they haven't succeeded
Are ubi so unconfident in their game that they have these fucks distracting everyone from the actual gameplay?
Did anyone see this post?
Is Ubisoft over?
Ubisoft was over a long time ago my dear user
Forgiveness rescinded, someone posted that one already.
Yep, though some streams have "exclusive" play.
And by that, I mean they get to play some of the games before they come out.
I'm pretty salty about that pirate shit. Not only do they shove a woman in there because OMG PROGRESSIVE, but the dude presenting it literally said
Jesus christ FUCK YOU. You know what they did to women on board a ship? On a pirate ship no less? She was a sex slave. And that's only IF they didn't drop her somewhere or cast her overboard, women on ships were considered bad fucking luck and pirates (sailors in general) were a very superstitious lot.
But let's pretend none of that mattered. Even if somehow a female made it to captain on a ship that was crewed with thieves, murderers, and rapists, she would have a mutiny after day one. No man would respect her, everyone would laugh in her face, and the crew would overpower and remove her with little effort.
There's a dozen different reasons that shit simply would not have fucking happened and breaks immersion. No, I cannot pretend a ship full of criminals would take some bitch seriously as their captain. Women always want to force that meme, like if they're cunts who are super bitchy that somehow makes them strong and garners respect. No, it means you're a weak fucking woman who simply happens to have an awful attitude as well. You think that captain would even have the upper body strength to climb to the crow's nest? Or do ANY of the tasks required to maintain a fucking ship? NO.
I'm so fucking ANGEREY right now.
Pure coincidence.
Please forgive me user. Sometimes I just didn't notice things.
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I already posted that pic
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wow user it's almost like it was intentional
That's not a loli.
Oh.
I know.
I thought it looked like her ship got shot down immediately when those other two sided it just before the title-card came up.
I thought the point was "everyone fucking dies as a pirate, even her", which ties into what the presenter said immediately about the average pirate living for 127 days or something.
That just makes the flatness even more special.
I'm willing to bet that cutscene is the prelude to the game and you spend the entire game gathering together a crew, buying a small ship, working your way up with more crews and cannon and larger hulls and armor, etc. I doubt that was just to signal an even playing field, although I DID expect them to have her win despite the 1v2 disadvantage. I mean it's fucking current year +whatever after all.
As far as the pirate lifespan goes, that was generally not just due to violence. Being a pirate sucked balls, today's hollyjew and vidya glorify it but it was a shitty existence. Tons of pirates died from horrible health and illness.
It's just annoying.
Guys lived these shitty lives as vikings and crusaders and pirates for thousands of years, slashing and shooting each other for a couple of scraps to live off. Girls watched a show on Netflix and think Jack Sparrow looked cool.
R8
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Ubi shouldn't even get a grade. They did so bad they don't even deserve an F.
They did, but it was reverse psychology. I got so angry that I looped around and began to enjoy my anger.
Maybe we should start numbering these comfy threads. I didn't know which one was which. So are we going to start a new thread for Sony, and if Sony shows Ace Combat 7, would it mean an automatic win?
How pissed are you gonna be when Bamco announces a season pass and denuvo for the PC version?
They'll be cracked and pirated within a month
Tekken 7 got cracked in 4 days, so I'm not worried, but I'll still be a good goy and buy AC7 cause I love Project Aces.
Didn't pay attention to Tekken 7 eh? It got cracked in 4 days; the same day the cracker got the game.
Then Bamco decided to update Denuvo instead of removing it in a petty fit of rage. So pirates get the game for free and can play online with each other easily all while actual customers get fucked in the ass.
It's amazing
So it looks like all I really missed was Far Cry: Diversity Edition, BG&E: Diversity Edition, and a MILF talking about some meme game.
Nope, just an ugly hag with a fake tan
Anyone else somewhat excited for the NieR concert? Will Taro make an appearance despite saying he's skipping E3 for Yoko Takos?
Where's the new thread?
ill make the OP in ~20 min, and hour before the confrence
Lads, there's nothing at E3 so far that has me particularly interested. The closest they got was NuWolfenstein 2 and that Dishonored 2 DLC, but even then, I'm only mildly interested.
I come to E3 streams for cringe and spiteful laughter, but God damn–I usually expect something of interest at some point.
I think it starts in about 10 minutes, not an hour from then.
shit that was entirely my bad, im sorry.
Luckily some user got my back:
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Sony's conference starts at 9 PM EDT, which is in an hour.
Twitch says 5PM PST
Maybe its their pre-show?
Probably the pre-show, yeah.
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