:3c

lmao

i always respond to neko

he's my bro

I thought he just had that gay relationship with that other gfur poster that always flirted with one another.

literally ruining the operation

are you a retard

...

But then you wouldn't be one of the best americans

Hi Colbs. How'd your week go?

...

I heard we were talking about perfect people!

they all mutts anyway lol

Orihime is cute & pretty~

perfection= delusion

no like nefel actually had like a house and a family on a lake or something

weird, i know

Which is me.

...

...

holy shit luka is alive

he didn't post for 12 hours i thought he died

Welma is better because I helped pioneer it

You're not dead?!??1

It went pretty good, I'm slowly learning how to do my job lol. You?

I do not believe the lake part is accurate.

Which?

and the winner

see

both lol

If he keeps telling himself it enough times, maybe he's convince himself.

Just seems a bit odd.

That looks like a lamb.

I think the current one was my suggestion.

what a rocky relationship we have
especially if youre a goggles fangay

:)

imma post some orihime too! ^ ^
so that i can share them with you.

What was the American dude that Nefel always had like a hatefuck thing with?

lambs dont have wide heads you fucking retard

It was aight. I don't think my dad hates me and I'm going to visit mi madre tomorrow. Glad you can do your job now haha.

Didn't Kuus come up with it though? I used to have caps.

wanna let the guy down soft yanno... keep expecting perfection will live a life of disappointment

Im glad you showed up ruka
hihi
how was your day

luka

...

it was very convincing lol

irregardless i miss that guy

he was a tolerable aussie

Fair enough!

I would not say fan but I like them, they have never needlessly been a dick

Her necklace in that looks like the millennium puzzle from old ass yugioh squished

Maybe I am! this is just a sequel to unfriended

oh so you just have incredibly poor standards
i guess we can still be lovers

whoa when did spoilers come back

He is still around. I named one of his kids.

i'm so lost

The main girl in seven deadly sins almost ruins the show with how much of a whiny cunt she is.

i slept
then woke up a minute ago!

hiya~

kinda
or more like bakuras milenium puzzle dagly pieces

ye

and thats a narrow head

he has three huh?

...

glad we could agree on this

Two.

Mercy is getting buffed.

four*

...

how?

Shes the worst character.

Good morning~
i hope you slept well

Heh, I guess that could be me. Hey Spoilers.

You're fake as fudge.

kinda
had a little headache
but now it's fading

Mei

Blizzard
The Blizzard projectile now pierces barriers
Radius has been increased from 8 meters to 10 meters

Mercy

Caduceus Staff
Healing Beam
Healing-per-second has been increased by 20%
Resurrect
Resurrected allies will be able to maneuver after 2.25 seconds (reduced from 3 seconds)

speaking of four

i just watched the latest installment of the divergent series

kinda sucked

why is four not the protagonist

if dies in the last one i will literally lose it

Undoubtedly.
The pig is more useful than she is.

Go ahead and tell me how perfect I am.

Poor ruka
You do anything for it?

i stopped following the series after the second was pretty crap

Who?

U r cute and pretty

I actually kinda like the pig.

Murder.
Give me an e-hug.

That poster is ban
dont lie to me

...

Me too he's adorable and makes me laugh

I might call it normal standards to like or dislike based on how people treat you lol but point taken!

Bakura was into other dudes tho

All countries are the bad now in their own special ways

**I know it is you!* hey there how have you been doin?

i knew the mei one was coming ^ ^

Yup... that's about where i pictured they were going with mercy.

now her team seiging power is gonna be OP
make team full 20% faster which will prolly only take 2 seconds for me
:P

yeah dude it's so all over the place

its all shit, time for mars colonies

Are you like an awkward third wheel?

post more mai instead

i felt like they were just dragging it along

remember when george quit
and then kyle quit

and then we weren't subjected to as much gay dog porn?

that was kinda rad

its nice when you walk into a pub and she knows your drink and its waiting before you make it to the bar

Nah. I took them out for half off appetizers at Applebees.
My feet hurt too much to drive.

>.< Onii-chan~!

can't

i think i prolly just need an Energy drink to full at full power again~ ^ ^

i havent watch bleach since they were doing the Rescue Rukia thingy >_

feels bad man

What a cheap date.

Kyle has quit around 10 times.

If you download the PTR client you can play them now.

Classic Luka.

I mean, I eat their food at the house.

Hurry up so we can talk more
we can also OW some if you want in a bit

they have the dude from dumb and dumber as the villain now

but i just realized that the last villain was naomi watts

damn that woman is fine but i didn't even recognize her

Your perfection goes as far as mediocre.

Good, just probably going to get some lunch soon before diving into some busy things.

We are due a new departure.

eh...
i can wait, for official release.
:)

yay Overwatch!

...

Nothing has happened to upset me here after coming back though.

I won't forget this.

BUT do you wanna overwatch now?

Will they kick you out if you eat the last can of ravioli?

oh hi

how was your nap?

Any day now...

Squash, you're fat and have sex with dogs.
Now you'll leave.

I would just kill myself.

I wasn't able to really fall asleep.
Going to try again later.

i mentally filter that retard

Yeah!

:3

WOAH

We would just shit it up too lol

That folder is in the growing process tbh I had barely enough images for one thread with her so when I get the chance I'm saving more once it hits a good measure I'll be back to it plus bleach just ended so this is like in honor of a series that was best in the first two arcs and had it's ups and downs only to be forced to end too early leaving it with a nice but stupid ending lol

You missed a metric ton from arrancars and aizen to yhwach and his quincies, oh and the fullbringers but no one likes them

As long as you enjoy yourself! Happy to hear how you are doing

desu

i mentally filter half the thread honestly
theres so many people i just dont enjoy here

________yay
________overwatch

watch me make sick dunks in the spawn

*Nibbles your feminine penis*
Watashi's kokoro goes doki doki for Onii-chan.

yeah seemed kinda early to even try

...

You're better than this.
Or just not this bad.

Well I only sleep 2 hours a night most days so I just go when I'm tired.
Plus I worked a good 11 hours today in the hot sun for the moving company.
I'm worn out.

spoilers

senpie you make me feel squishy ishie with your doki dokis kimochii >w

Now make a post this long telling me about your sexual fantasies
make sure to include the spoilers

To I need to cyber you to prove a point?

It was a joke

and yet that

THAT

is what makes the community successful

i've never enjoyed more than maybe 10 percent of it

but i certainly have enjoyed shitting on the rest of it

I'd rather kill myself tbh.

yeah... i only saw him unlock bankai and travel somehow to soul society and fight eyepatch guy with no bankai
i haven't even seen how they rescue rukia from execution

mhm

okay~

the worst people of any community are the most enjoyable

Cha~! @
Desu-bozu is baka no brain!

why can't you sleep more than 2 hours

that's fucked up for real

Is that what you call it.

...

Kyle, do you have a soft butt?

Yeah but when it becomes nothing but autistic shitters, it's not even enjoyable anymore.
It's just sad.

im neither enjoyable nor good...

He does not.

We can work that into the RP.

Insomniatic.
It's been a good 2 months now. I don't sleep much anymore.

Yes. My butt is nice due to my work.

Now say it non jokingly
Then we'll fly to cancun and start our new lives as fishermen

eh
i really dont enjoy it as much as you do
been bitching a lot lately

Go get that energy drink and lets play

So I am the most enjoyable?

nah m8

it's fucking funny

unless they get a full hugbox going

i enjoy u

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

That's for faggots.
Literal faggots.

uawawawawa !~!~!~!~!~ squashie-ashie sugopi desuneeeeeeee baka daka nagasaki teriyaki bakayaaaaa !~ UwU

can you please get off my jock rin?

tokai might find out

fuck off my roleplay girlfriend dude

You haven't seen my ass, you wank.

who b u?

like /lewd/ or what kind of people?

can't.

wow calm down m8

it was nothin serious

Kay.

That is what you think.

im PISSED

You just lack the talent.

Toyota-chan! Stop it, baka. You'll make me overflow~!
[Insert sexual act]
*Blush*

:((((((((((((((((

I knew it would be fine, I told you all along

Schrodinger's butt

That's what this place because at times and it's unbearable.

This place at times, too.

Why not?

youre dags right
the only good aus poster?

I know you have not.

I think it's more lacking the desperation.

no

i-i can't keep this up you win

He could've gotten it from someone else you've shared it with.

That's what makes it fun though.

I am doing alright, have a few rough spots every now and again.

it costs money...

i dont know who you are
tell me or i kill myself

Your cummies are forfeit.

succ

I wish to ride on that bolt guy from the olympics shoulders while swinging a sword at my enemies

Eye patch man used his bankai in the last arc, turns out the pink haired girl was his zanpaktou

@kyle boo rin and desu

do you guys wanna tiny and let darwin lurk?

Just seems a weird thing to me.
Like it would only serve to make you feel even more alone to do.

n-no more squashy-ashie cummie-wummies ?

fucc

I'm going to sleep soon

Ever thought about robbing a store?
you'd make bank
could probably pick up some energy drinks too for free

holy shit i thought that was gonna be really lewd
i was about to blush

i dont like all three of those people

welterusten jackson

I trust my friends not to share it.

Eh, maybe another night.
I don't work 'till Tuesday.

I think it could be fun given the right person.

what's wrong with kyle and rin?

...

i pretty much only started posting here last week

before that it was like 5 posts every 6 months

Victory is mine.

People are snakes.

fuck
i just finished my noose too
now this rope is no good

...

see

Snakes are people

You can do whatever you want :3

god i miss grim

watching a movie... nite ppl

...

my shit is already shared

it's kinda freeing

Fuck your gay ass Big Brother shit.

nice

fuck
nini

I'll get you next time

Oyasumi

just go lynch someone

cant waste good craftsmanship like that

Your approval means the world to me.

wat... u had something else in mind?

there are way too many mexicans here
itd be too hard to decide which pablo to deport to hell

You have no cummies left to wager.
I have no reason to contest you on this.

I know you cry yourself to sleep every night when I don't call you a dogfucker that day.

I'll get a loan for 10k cummies

man you guys are being hella sardonically cruel tonight

i like it

kill a jew live on cam

It's how I cope.

I'll think very hard about this while I play games with other people.

woah...

>_< spoiler alert!

nope

big brother is literally a worse version of Holla Forums imo

not sure i know any lol... real tho, im tired gonna fall out rewatching suicide squad

guess you just have to kill yourself then

Cope with alcohol like a goddamn normal person.

W-what about your cheeks, are they soft?

k nite folks

I will give it a try one day.

i heard its shit
i can give u some better movie recommendations if u want
ive seen like all horror

Your credit check came back in the red.
I'm sorry, but your loan has been denied.

I'm going to bed once I finish this thing I'm doing.

the big brother circlejerk is moderately better than this one

only prob is it's only in the summer

Kyle, have you had any random Steam invites yet?

I drank a 5th of vodka one night and didn't even get buzzed. I gave up on booze.
George can confirm.

Yeah.

finally i get to escape from this shitty life
see you in hell loser

No. Why?

just torrented like 20 movies, ill pick something...

i dont even seed

k going

i never seed either
my net is 2.5 mb/s lmao

WAIT
torrent one more horror movie before you sleep
norai:the curse

you do things?

No reason.

Can you fit a lot of food in them like a squirrel?

he posts here all day dude...
what things would he do?

Well for your sake I hope the rough spots become rare af

I am okay with this lets find a room

One day

That is quite the room to have fun with then!

And telling you Orihime won was not?

Heck, I'm off to sleep then

ahhhh

added to cue
nite

I don't eat enough to know.

night retard

just promise me you'll go to me when its that time

i kinda figured rin just sat on his broken washing machine cybering tokai all day

probably not that far off

I am here to facilitate your fun

no i think thats literally what happens

If I poke them will you say "puni puni" for me?

Do I have a say in it?

It would be cute if you did.

...

I am still unsure as to your odd attraction to me lately.
We have never spoken that I know of.

hi maddie

...

...

welp

i dont think its happening mate

Explain.

Do you have soft hands, or are the calloused from work?

see i'm using your mentally disabled name

i'm slowly accepting the grand transition

Leave

It seemed an appropriate response

He has callused feet.

Hm.

My hands are hard and cracked from factory jobs the last 4 years.

...

My feet aren't important.

I regret my decisions.

Me too.

:3

Who is that guy?

ah rats

I bet the texture feels nice, do you moisturize?

thread really sucks now
i think tp friday is over

im gonna return to not posting
ill see u later dude

Vince McMahon

See attached video

I don't.

welterusten my friend

the traps always ruin the vibe

Would you allow me to moisturize them for you?

I cannot make promises! Commitment and me don't work

Fellatiate my fun :^)

I'm sure it will get there

I would object.

I can't. My internet is dreadful :(

spoilers where you been man

What do you think I am, some kind of wimp?

If your hands are calloused, you're better just grinding it down than trying to just use lotion.

Yes.

Yeah mine was too for a while, it sucks. Time Warner is absolute garbage

...

here is my impression of spoilers

gets called out for being eva

quits

comes back suddenly

noice

I really think it's the AC units messing with the wireless somehow, but I'm not a tech nerd so I'm probably wrong.

You can always change your mind.

...

TP: Drank

...

Joke's on you, I liked Eva and I like Spoilers

Honestly who knows? There's so much shit that could go wrong

Spoiled, give me a hug because Murder's a cunt.

Yes.

Unlikely. Distance and materials it has to go through are about it.

...

You did not, and then you did. Fucking commit to an opinion on someone and never reverse it like a MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess it's just coincidental that it started being shitty when we put them in the windows then. Huh.

The only thing good about eva was his taste in avatars

yes

what kinda things besides habitually asking posters to email nudes to you

Yes, I possess the ability to reevaluate my assessment of people when they change

WHAT A REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT

He had thoroughly deplorable folders. He had about 30 images saved and those were all he posted. He also ruined Misaka.

Things I'm not going to tell you so as to avoid making you think of me like a person.

Like, other than changing names?

You hook your phone and shit to the WiFi automatically and use the stock modem from your ISP, right?
It's probably just it being shit.

I said avatar not folders
I'm sure they were absolute shit

s a v a g e

i'm a novice when it comes to anime folders but eva was a piece of shit and i hope he watched his mother die

oh hey spoilers

Misaka was long ruined before he came along.

I know. It was just an addendum.

I changed my mind.

How is that savage?
I made the mistake of letting you know things about me and now you won't stop saying nice things about me, as if I'm a person to say nice things to.

...

...

Yeah I mean I wouldn't expect you to try to dig underneath the surface like I did but there is a difference

I have no idea.

Why would you do so?

...

Tp i lost all my gg caps when my laptop broke btw looks like you'll never get them now.

How did he ruin misaka tho

So i'm perfect right?

Fair enough.

AHAHAHA

...

orihime what?

...

His general style of posting paired with those images.

gg?

EZ?

What changed your perception of him?

Personal conversations.

I hardly know you.

He gave Ian several blowjobs

hwat

...

Oh, did he try to convince you that ghosts were real too?

How about we just shake hands in a friendly manner and I just happen to have lotion all over my hand. Does that work?

Wasn't it similar to neru's except littered with tildes and emoticons?

Gakkou gurashi

but ghosts are real

see

?

No, he didn't. He was genuine and honest with me and I appreciated that

Then I just feel like you finished wanking.

oh... what?

It will be lavender scented.

Sort of but the intention was to appear friendly and presumably cute. Neru is just Neru.

B-But I am those things with you too.

Hate you so much right now.

Except about the whole Louise thing.

...

...

Hey there Goggles

Nah you love me.

...

Hello, Shiro.

still not entirely sure about the louise thing

like have not seen the actual louise since darwin claimed to be the one cybering colbert on the reg

...

Do you not like lavender?

The one you would not stop begging me to give you
With shovelchan

His merry folder is still dreadful. I have no idea why i never finished mine.

How are you doing today? :3c

You never need to stop there just giving an out!

Busy af

Won the shipping war crap lmao

I have no regrets.

So what do I move on to when I'm done with your fun?

...

oh

brb
grocery store ^ ^

Hail Satan

7

I am doing well, thankyou.

...

Great job.

We will cross that border when we get there bae

lol

Nooooo, so close!

I hate everyone and everything.

I have never cared nor will I ever care about post numbers.

Why doe?

You do not care about anything.

I kinda wanna cross it right now tho

dont follow

niiiice

with what bro

Only get I really cared about was 80085

Sorry, it's a tradition. Can't help it.

I care about you.

For a second I scrolled past that thinking you were someone else.

Cupcake cared about me once

ha. boobs.

it's a silly tradition.

fishing.

...

he got a job

kiss his gigantic ginger dick goodbye

i'm fucking emo

hurts

Any plans for the weekend?

Haha right?
Glad it's finally cooling down in AZ

Why do you try to placate me with these lies?

pbs.twimg.com/media/CNfkHdnUcAERsGn.jpg

is it? been hot as balls around here.

I can't do much if you think it's a lie.

Life mostly but in my spare time I have been playing a lot with friends, plus this place is not that fun all the time lol

You are fucking an emo? I don't judge, there's a rare few emos I would fuck too :^)

Too bad epic gets don't get enough attention on this chan's Holla Forums. Only once did a bunch of anons flood the pony thread on a wasted get by a pony fag.

why is that on pbs lol

I got a job too, and I work more than he does so

Heartless...

keys

can it just be mid-october already where it gets down to 75, fuck AZ.

I have no idea
I thought it was from Twitter

...

it's just so pointless. but I guess I think most things are.

you know how I feel about you. you know you were fishing.

Cupcake cares about me.

I am

fucking

EMO

am i supposed to know what that means?

like in sandboxes and swings and shit?

It's been low 100s instead of 110-120
Rain has been helping a lot

I wish. I can't wait for the winter. Going to sleep so fucking good

who are you.

true. still pretty unbearable though.

You know how needy I am, you could at least humor me for a bit

CUT MYSELF INTO PIECES

If you care unconditionally for me, it does not matter who I am.

good show tho

Don't take my heart, don't break my heart, don't, don't, don't throw it away.

it's best not to give in to emotional blackmail.

...

All that has and ever will be relevant in our last years of existence is video games.

I speak with Looeez from time to time.

without knowing who you are I can't say I care about you.

you can keep it. I bet it's all twisted and black like your soul anyway.

yeah video games are pretty great.

BERB brb

Oooh so you want the fucking?

No but there was once when we were a bit high and had to walk through the park to get back from the movies, creepy as fuck place though in the middle of the night

It's not even emotional blackmail, it's just me not wanting to ask for it directly

I really liked this video, also made me laugh for an extended amount of time.

Sorry, Steve.

I am going to be busy doing things for most of it.

I am shattered.
Not only will Kyle not let me lotion him, but cupcake hates me.

I only watched like 2 episodes
The first one fucked me up though. I thought it was just going to be another k-on.

getting lewds by email doesn't exactly constitute "speaking with"

He hates all of us.

I like it. Worst part for me though is going to be waking up during the winter and getting frost bite in my hands from working

Also so vague
Need to trust me more baka
Not sure how I feel about tomorrows rave

Oh man

"cupcake used to care about me"

is emotional blackmail. if I say nothing, it implies I do not. if I say anything other than "I still do" it implies I don't. if I do give you what you want, I've given in to your obvious bait when you already know exactly how I feel about you.

I know you want me to be the nice, friendly person I used to be colby, but I'm not like that any more. I'm not going to throw out random hearts and whatnot just because people say something sad where I can see it.

Oh Cuppers, if only you could be a game...then I could love you properly.

I laughed so hard when I saw a video on what happens when you finally reach the center of the universe.

Oh, so Ian has talked to you while he is drunk.

So mainstream

I am the one who fucks

anger

oh, licky. yeah, I don't think I care very much about you yet. you're enjoyable to watch post usually though.

I definitely used to not mind the heat, but that was before I was paying for air conditioning.

you'd probably be too rough with my controller.

of course.

Say it ain't so.
I will not go.
Etc.
Etc.

Exactly why I said I speak with them from time to time, not that I get nudes from them by email when I need new material.

How did that go?

what movie

is it weird that i kinda cried a bit during the last ep?

He gets very awkward and creepy when he's drunk.

I didn't see the last episode so i could not tell you

we used to get drunk together regularly for a while. I am used to it.

I barely know you.

Who were you?

I heard steve is a chill person, not angry.

So do you.

s a v a g e

...

they all come back

I meant recently.

yes recently we have spoken while he was drunk. I know what to expect.

I'll make sure your ports stay clean, bb~

Does that really matter? I'm trying to hare a laugh wiht you, and you're ruining it.

Oh yeah AC can be a bitch. Normally I just blast a fan right next to me

Ask some questions then ^^

I'm not the on that post pictures of the dildos they bought in thread when they're drunk, just saying Mordin

I refuse to believe you are fundamentally different than you were, stop trying to convince yourself that you're a callous person

I'm an angry person

that is a supremely creepy face to go with that post.

I have to use ac and a fan because I don't want to turn the ac too low.

*one

Wait.
He really did that?

Really wish I didn't click that

People tend to be very angry here.

I'm certainly not an overly cruel or outright mean person, but the person I was is not the person I am now. I have no need to convince myself, nor frankly do I need to convince you. you are free to believe as you wish.

oh shiro i kinda feel bad abour laying into you several weeks ago

it wasn't fair how i went about it

sorry

I do not! I'm not creepy! I just have issues staying awake and... alive.

Hi.

Oh no I wasn't drunk, I've hardly been drunk at all this year. And they weren't mine! It was a prank. they were my friends.

I always did like Twilight. An insane mind with malicious intents hiding under a professional demeanor.

...

...

...

I'm angry all the time.

Gimme rems pls

purple smart is pretty great. until they ruined her.

The first time I talked with Mordin in voice he was drunk and wanted to fap with me in voice.

True story

People need to learn this the hard way.

even the fucking dog comes back :)

Say what you will. Princes Twilight is a cute. A. CUTE.

Yes, yes he really did.

Maybe you aren't the same person, but there is absolutely no reason for you to be so negative about yourself

Jesus Christ, Mordin. Your excuses are "the dog ate my homework" bad

Just stop

c'est la vie.

I refuse to click another spoiler

she is. I won't deny that.

this discussion does not seem very productive for either of us, so I'll withdraw from it now.

mordin kinda seems like a more dumb desu

Soon enough it won't matter
Excited to go out to LA with woman. Going to be some nice weather

STEPPED OFF A CHAIR

SO HE COULD LEARN TO LET LOOSE

It is still painful when it happens.

Exceptional taste

Old Cupcake is long dead.
New Cupcake is here to stay.

How good/bad that is depends on your own views.

nice. hope that goes well. make sure to rail her real good.

was it for you?

The fact that she's a supressed insane mind with high political power makes her all the more attractive.

I shouldn't be around hostile people.

Do you like sushi?

But I do love you the way you are now, no matter what.

I am not averse to that

Just remember that my position likely will not change

There is a balance between the two

Bye bye then

Words I've longed to hear.
Lucky cupcake

Made me angry.

I have said it to you too.

cupcake will get obsessed with another homo again

then we will not see him for a year

then almost die in an automobile accident

then get dumped

it is kinda his thing

Don't worry I do every time
Says she is sore the next day :3c

I do, but it can't have seaweed in it or I toss my cookies

LOL

I wish you'd step off a chair and learn to let noose

you really do like your bad girls, don't you.

why thank you, darwin.

I wouldn't expect it to. it's part of what makes you such a good person.

licky don't worry. he loves you more than me.

are you being serious right now?

I didn't hear that

this post actually made me laugh out loud.

nice. you stud you.

...

What kind of sushi doesn't have seaweed?

I don't have a thumbs up betty pic.

Darwin saying he loved you?

Yeah, but not angry at you. We have talked about it.

Such a shame, it's wasted on the youth

Is this an intentional lynching joke? Because if not, it's a hilarious unintentional lynching joke

Just try, okay?

That was low. I apologize.

Kinda reminds me of her, you know...

my memory is shoddy sometimes.

as I've told you numerous times I am trying every day.

It's not a joke you should really ky

damn. you're like the new me.

yes I know. your little jailbird.

is brad here?

Maybe >.>
She spoils me quite a bit

Makizushi is the shitty rolled stuff that is mostly in America
Nigirizushi is the god tier hand pressed stuff

I don't doubt it. I would just fail if I wasn't constantly reminded

I will only come back stronger than what I once was.

You're a lecher.

It's the truth! they were enormous, far too big for me.

That's not really true. We were just making cat sounds.

Wow thanks for the support!

You just want it to be true.

I'm neither self loathing and still think rather highly of myself.
Your complete antithesis.

She's not in jail! I saw her on Steam recently...although, much to my disappointment, she didn't reply to me ;-;

cant believe darwins talking about people being awkward/creepy

hasnt he been like that for 5 years
isnt that why even cuckwork tanked him

I do not discriminate.

I do not create fantasy, I only expand on those that exist.

Shit support. Never wards, etc.

That would be a fate worse than death

Don't ignore me, you little slut!

sure

oh my. anal?

I'm destined to fail, but feel free to keep reminding me.

you've got a point there. darwin isn't exactly well endowed so you don't need much in the way of practice with big stuff.

🍆 🍌 🥒 🌭

darwin's size, for those wondering.

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darwin is actually tag reaming cockshitg mordin and that other guy

darbear is based af

slow your shit

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I may have chuckled.

only in that one thing though.

she didn't reply because she was getting arrested. she livetweeted the whole thing to me until they took away her phone.

whoa i should turn on a light i type for shit

i dont think anyone who can only pull cuckwork/mordin is based

You know I wasn't reminding you of anything, stop trying to turn this around on me

Even that is too generous.

darwin is a pedophile who has somehow not been vanned

p based if you ask me

it's okay colbs, I know how hard it is to think when you're drunk. I forgive you for not reminding me more.

I didn't want to be a total ass.

Heterosexuality?

Eh I don't either really. Just salty I can't have seaweed. Have to choke it down if I want to

Not yet, but I could get it if I wanted to.
Last night I had to give her a ride and she gave me gas money, bought me drinks, and then came over to my place for a bit before taking her home.

Do me next

So there are still faint glimmers of who you were.

He's not that small.

Stop fantasizing about these things, it's creepy!

Consider improvement.

Now I feel like ignoring you further might make for funny outbursts.

I do not need to improve when my mid laner dominates every game.

Oh, wait.

he pretty much has all the characteristics of a creepy pedo doesnt he
he's like a tolerated sci

I'll make it worth your while

Well now I just feel fucking awful

I literally just said I don't fantasize

Good night imaginary internet people.

Later, Maytag Man.

Still the most consistent player of the premade by a fricking mile.

How?

Then don't lie.

Buenos noches

our taste in genders is probably pretty close to a direct mirror, yes.

sounds like you should get yourself some anal. she's totally your bitch.

as I mentioned, I'm not overly cruel.

you're right. by his own admission he is smaller.

well don't.

goodnight rin.

Sweet dreams Rin Nakai

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BOWDLERIZING YOUR POSTS?

>Do me next

hmm...

Don't wake up.

When did I lie?

You told me that you don't really mind it when I do it but it annoys you that lots of people seem to have adopted it and it annoys you, so I should be more crass to compensate.

You must wake on the inside before the outside.

darwin has better taste in art

Yes, it is absolutely detestable, like Kyle's "they/them" bullshit.

my thing was a joke. playing off your previous post. you should learn that I'm not often very serious.

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Eventually. I'd have to work her up to it
Feels good having someone who genuinely cares about you

Hahaha oh god that's cute

I can't wake up.

Neither am I, but it really should be extremely obvious when I'm not joking

Shall I save you from this thing that you've become?

Can you save me?

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Why does it have a dong cover?

I was gonna trade you the caps

work her up to it? just pin the bitch down and lube up and ram it in. trust me, bitches like that kind of thing.

it's hard to tell online sometimes. especially in the threads.

CONSISTANTLY BAD
AHA

.

How are you gonna do that?

How can I save you if I can't wake up?

There is not a dong there, unless it's fan art

And then it's exaggerated

Yeah, sorry. I'm more in tune with emotions than people sometimes and it kinda fucks up my expectations, sorry

No need to trust you when I already do that to her. She doesn't do anal stuff though so it'd rip and tear.

I am the one who should apologize here. I would never deliberately try to upset you and you know it.

just use more lube man. always the answer. and make her bite down on something.

It looks like they're wearing a cup.

Do I look like a faggot with this leather jacket?

You look like a faggot without it

My sensitivity is no one's fault but my own.

I assume that futa artists play that up as a cup but idk

You always look like a faggot

not really. but you don't look overly cool in it either. just kind of there, ya know?

I was kidding Mordin please come play with me I need you

also this

I suppose. it's odd to see people with personal accountability.

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IGNORE THIS

SO COME OOOOOOOOOOOOON

A LITTLE CLOSER

I am accountable to no one but myself, and even then it's shaky. But I try

New.

oh. alright then

ok

So you made me kill myself? sounds about right.