Here's a new thread, I suppose

No, I didn't have to suffer them because I slept through the night and just got home from school since I left in the morning.

-bite-

well look at you, mister school boy.

ow.

Yeah, sort of like an anchor to the world outside your own head.

...

Or eith a flute?

It wasn't hard enough to hurt

That's one way of putting it.

maybe it wasn't a very serious "ow"

...

Everyone can see you crying
Big baby

Don't assume you don't have a chance, of course, that's just poor form. But don't be pestering or desperate. I'm sure you know that, though.

I'm fine, classes just started again this week. I'm trying to get into a program for business majors at my school that get to go to Hong Kong for one semester, but it's fairly competitive and isn't just for my school. I meet the requirements to go on a full scholarship, but I also have to be chosen for it. Guess I'll see.

I have all weekend to grind loot boxes, though.

Nu-uh.

there's just some dust or something in the air. allergies.

good because we gotta make sure I get american mccree while mordin doesn't so the two of us can play with him and go mccree every game.

Hi

You doing okay?

Sure sure :3

I liked it better when I could settle for an online fling and a cheeky wank/scalpel party.

...

...

Beyond that, how are you today?

"Feeling shitty" is an acceptable answer. But I'm hoping you're at least feeling better than yesterday.

you were adopted, hate to break it to you.

nOT EVEN SHARE WITH SCOOT?

...

Guess your tastes have simply grown more refined.

my mood shifted in the late evening yesterday, so I'm doing alright for now.

how are you, strangely concerned about me today test?

Scalpel party? What?

I've tried to find out if I am many times but it turns out I'm legit theirs.

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stop being so smug. someone take this child's folders away.

I'm not very emotive, but I'm often concerned about you. If it only seems to come out as the occasional passing curiosity, well that's just how I act.

I don't like it.

I was really into cutting myself for a while.

I know. it's just cute to actually see it come out. I must have been really shitty to make you worry enough to actually say something. and it means a lot to me.

It can't be helped.

:^(

I can't. I can't do it, Scoob.

Shikata ga nai.

I restrained myself from saying it in moonspeak.

I know isn't it horrible

Less than three

Not even for Dooder? You wouldnt even just give it to doodar???

:/

Well, this was fun.

okay calm down. don't make it gay. alt 3

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Oh, wait. That's different. I could give my slaw to you, sure. I ain't gonna eat that garbage.

Wassa madder?

My puppy is going absolutely apeshit
It's the most adorable thing I've ever seen

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my cat does that sometimes. running around the house jumping like five feet in the air at a time. it's pretty cute but I always worry she'll hurt herself or break something expensive.

...

Still, I'm glad that I tried.

In lieu of 'Slaw, what do you have with your ribbies?

Ah. Same to be honest.

I think you missed my post and I missed your messages and it feels like what's the point of phones and computers of communication is so hard

They're like five pounds of silicone. The cat couldn't destroy them.

very clever, user.

This HAS to be Tsuchi.

Your name fell off, I'm sure of it.

More like I forgot to paste it in.

oh boy oh boy

Hey Menma, long time no see. How ya doin?

Tbh, my browser just remembers it for me.
I could probably set it to carry over to my phone too if I wanted.

Would Ram's boobs be as big as Rem's if she hadn't lost her horn?

What would you do without my charming presence?

I use incognito mode for everything.

Hello there Lenko. I'm doing, wellish. How about you?

My cat always did that too. She liked attacking people's feet when she got like that and would run around like crazy getting everything that walked by.

Glad to hear you're doing fine, I'm good thanks for asking. Mostly playing games right now. You tend to disappear a lot, lol.

there's a lot of replies I could put here but I think I'll just go with I would probably miss you a little if you weren't around.

yeah, mine doesn't really attack feet too much on her own, but if I try and pet her or nudge her while she's like that she flips on her back and snags me with all four paws and chews on my hand or foot.

It kinda depends on what's around, but I'm fond of pairing them with jalapeno corn bread and a mix of various beans and bacon that have cooked in the crock pot overnight.

I got your message about Stick Man. It made me laugh, so thank you. I'll try to get on there again and bug you as soon as I can.

I'm the guy on the left! Where'd you get this photo?!

My life has been owned by Blizzard the past while.
Haha, I've always been sort of a ghost. I usually show back up eventually though.

Mine usually remembers.

But I don't open an incognito window when I look at my Mongolian cartoon porn, and my parents' chrome is always logged into my account for some reason or another, so I end up deleting my name sometimes when I clear my history.

It's a problem that is easy to fix through any of multiple easy actions, and I choose to do none of them and just post user until I feel like pasting my tripcode back in.

nope

Damn. I was expecting an insult.

I should make clear that my computer and my parents' are separate, the browsers on both are just the same user.

huh. I did always wonder why some people lose their names so often. I barely use incognito mode for anything anymore now that I'm the sole owner of this computer.

Post kitty please

most of the insults I could think of also in some way referenced how pathetic I am so I decided against it.

I'm the sole owner of my computer, it's in my room and all, but

I could fix this situation if I cared enough.

I'm pretty sure I added you on battlenet right? What's your tag? I don't play enough OW.

You use incognito when even you yourself don't want to remember what you were using it for, ie posting on Holla Forums.

*pet*

Such a pretty kitty
She looks just like mine lol

deairi#1105
Also WoW with Legion coming has been eating my time trying to make some comfortable amount of gold.

...touche.

hmmmmm howd you cook said cornbread? This sounds intriguing...

It's mr sticky. Have some respect.

And no worry. I just wanted to make sure you were doing ok.

cute pic

Ah okay. I kinda wanted to get into wow in highschool but never really felt it. Isn't it dying rn?

it's hard to care about shit. I don't live with my parents. and I seriously doubt it will automatically log my brother into my chrome without my login info.

nope. I keep the thread open in a tab at all times actually. if I'm not around I just scroll down through without reading anything until I find the current spot. I also have like 6 tabs of smut open, although my libido has basically been zero lately. there are some definite perks to being so so alone.

she loves the pets, yet she does.

yeah, she's wonderful. I love her very much.

Death throes most likely. Legion might bring some people back, but if they fuck up WoW's dead.

Remember to pet her and tell her that every day or she will end up hating you.

Why are Orkz so damn awesome?

I do, and she'd never hate me. in fact she constantly follows me into my room and rubs against my legs, or climbs up on my shoulder to purr in my ear.

Whelp, that's sad. Will probably never play it now lmao.

well that clears up that mystery, gang.

Im so jealous
My cat was a huge cunt

mine is so affectionate it's actually a little annoying. like last night I was trying to play a game on a console on my tv and she was climbing all over my arms looking for attention and I had to just shut the game off and pet her.

I want to pet her.

That's adorable.

she's really fun to pet. loves attention.

it's pretty adorable, I suppose.

Put her on my head in the winter.

Stop.

Ugh my puppy's mom is the same way. She is such an attention whore. She'll just come up acting like she wants to snuggle and stuff but if someone else is petting another dog she'll go straight to them.
My cat was only affectionate when she knew i was sad for some reason.

she still has her claws. you might not enjoy that as much as you think.
my entire body is basically always covered with scratches because she climbs all over me.

He's becoming an irl anime.
Don't stop this for him.
He's gonna make it big at the convention next year.

I'll admit I've been doing it a little more since adopting this avatar, but that was a phrase I already used so I will not.

cats are good like that. mine is always trying to get to me when I'm especially down. it's really touching. the other time she's even more affectionate than usual is when she's out of food.

Anyone is a jackass if they get their cats declawed.
And should probably have their nails ripped out as punishment.

Yeah but cat

hence why my cat still has her claws.

Don't listen to alchemists, they're dangerous

yes. cat.

cat

this is true. and test doesn't even turn things into gold, he just turns things into semen.

I really miss my cat now..

kitty cat. she's very small for her age.

What a waste, he can make semen himself!

Good thing I'm an alKEEMist, then.

Just ask Casper.

Something tells me you wish this was your superpower.

*pets cat more*

get another cat

not enough apparently.
he always needs more.

don't be gross, cumketest.

The Oreo bag in the background is a nice touch.

Alcumist might have been more apt.

irreplaceable.

But he's just a friendly ghost, what does he know?

wow, that's impressive. sounds almost as insatiable as you.

she's had enough now. you're spoiling her.

yeah, it's important to keep some near the bed for late night snacking.

Oh

I never claimed to be a clever man.

of course, but a new cat will still help.

I have no idea what you could possibly mean.

It's like you're wanting to people to call you this.

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I already have two dogs anyway
They'd probably kill it

More than YOU

Then at least you'll never be called a liar.

His wordplay was terrible and somebody had to do something.

Get 4 cat

mornin

I dunno. cats can be pretty good at making dogs think that the cat is the dangerous one.

ouch.

afternoon, fish.

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That avatar works very well

youtube.com/watch?v=A5W2nw_s-EM

But I don't just pass through things!

Tch. Puny humans. Saddling emotions on a fragile creature that will only live a little over a decade.

When I had a lab my cat was the biggest bully to him
Then i got a pit bull after he died and she was absolutely terrified of her.

I'm not clicking that.

Better to have loved and lost.

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whatever test I don't need your fucking approval you ASS

What makes you doubt me?

I like to bake it in a cast iron skillet on the top rack of the grill.

What's he gonna do? Get stuck to me me to death?

Ain't it?

yes, I know. she is kind of perfect.

shush you.

huh. well yeah pit bulls are scary though.

this line is a load of horseshit, by the way.

Fucking fight me.

Your blinds wide open so he can
See you in the dark when you're sleeping
Naked body fresh out the shower
You touch yourself after hours

I totally would but my mom said I have to be back home right after school so I guess you get off lucky today punk

yuyushiki is a masterpiece

Would you share the recipe sometime? Maybe I could make a pretty sterrible YT cooking video. Complete with memestep.

The stupendous mr sticky will stick it to you like he sticks it to the red devil and Professor Pulpo

hug

It's better when the creature that loves you actually comprehends what love is. All they know is that we give them food.

We're weak enough as it is with saddling emotions on women who will probably back stab you and use you for child support!

Mine was the sweetest thing
She always fell asleep on me ever since she was a puppy
Now i miss her too

Only kind of?

Black cats and voodoo dolls!

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I don't do that though. I hate the wimminz.

you're just going to make yourself sad!

well, nothing is truly perfect, but she's close.

I believe in it. I've lost dogs. I don't think loving them was a mistake. It's the same with relatives. Or even romantic love that's simply faded. There's value in having loved.

Most mammals have remarkably similar emotional brains to us. Their love isn't quite as complex but it's just as strong as our own. They feel the same emotions we feel.

You are on a whole new level of retarded. Don't trip over yourself.

That's probably what the character would say

if the way you're using it is only applied to things that have died, then I agree.

she would say "I suppose" at the end.

Yeah, but that is just a verbal tick they put into the anime

I can't ignore the biological urges that compels me to worship them.

But we're better because we have the all mighty THUMBS!

Awww, did I hurt your widdle feelings?

I have bad luck
You should stay away from me cato

Blame my masochism.

because this is me and you're the green haired.

Better to have lost through death than have them run off with a trap.

a cute one though.

you could if you tried a little harder.

I will.

at least I got to have a lot of sex with the trap first.

It could kill me. The person you know now might never come back.

Scoot, is corn bread a thing over there? Maybe that's a dumb question, but it seems like kind of a Southwestern US kinda deal.

Doctor OctoArms is my favorite.
*squish*

You just don't want to accept that the person whose penis you've been trying to see for months is a 300-pound black man.

Sabs let's build 4 arm Toni suits so we can give each other spider hugs

that's a risk I'm willing to have you take.

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Robot

Fuck you phone

I was trying to make clear that I think it's also good to have felt love even if it's faded. But you're probably a bit bitter over the topic of love.

This conversation reminds me of this comic in a way.

smbc-comics.com/?id=2454

Are there ads on British tv that aren't bingo sites or mobile gambling

mobile bingo

not as bitter as you might think. I have "loved and lost" many times and for me, it wasn't really worth the pain.

iTS NOT REALLY THING< OR A THING iT WOULD BE NICE TO MAKE AS A THEMED THINGY

nice social commentary

Better than most.

welcome home. good to hear.

Then I could bite your head off! :D

Ok!

What? :3

Aye.

Time to drink.

excellent, you're just in time. I only just started.

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Be still my heart.

I left two threads ago.

Does this mean you intend to give up on love?

FUCK YOU HOLLAND

i mean, i could do like a thematic meal. You know. Slaw. Cornbread. Ribs.

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Not a black widow like a nice spider ;_;

tfw no Sabrina spider to write you nice things like in charlottes web

Neko.

if I'm being totally logical I doubt it. something will happen, I'll get past this and move on, and then it will happen again and I'll be one step closer to actually giving up.

as it stands right now, I honestly can't see myself in another relationship. that's how I feel at least. obviously logic and feelings don't really make good bedfellows.

And baked beans.

that would kill you so keep it beating.

That's some dedicated conversation keeping right there.

OM NOM beanz MEANZ HEINZ

If I die I won't have to work anymore, though.

Hm.

I can definitely see the appeal.

Would be nice.

Shame literally three people don't want me to not work.

Well, more accurate that they don't want me to die.

I have a few of those annoyances myself. it's a real burden having people give a shit.

Baked beans with brown sugar and bacon! ♥

Going to butt bang the Cowardly Lion, hm?

I wanna be a howling wolf spider! Howl with me!

youtube.com/watch?v=tJ7LdrAqL0Y

Truly suffering.

Luckily have alcohol.

What bacon is best?

this would have been much more applicable when I was still pretending to like girls and dating them.

alcohol makes it all better, yes.

OoooooOoooooOOOO

Did I do good

no. u.

?

How far down the list until you listen to the caves of steel?

It's about the message, not the genders of the people involved.

I'll actually probably try and find the audio book this weekend so I can listen on monday. it looks really interesting.

I needed to close it after a couple of minutes.

It's kind of long, I shouldn't have expected you to get through the whole thing.

It's pretty short.

Could always just read it.

11 hour shift in the god damn fucking hell ball we call a sun.

Did you get a burn?

it's not the length that stopped me, it's the content. I'd like to maintain this mood, as lackluster as it is.

that's true. I might do that instead. I do like reading.

welcome home.

Um...thick bacon!

Mhm. You did real good. *pet*
Now do it cute and squeaky like this!

Be quick, then. You'll be the first I've spoke with that read it.

It's going to be pretty bad soon.

Good to be home, babe.

I'm looking for a download now.

oh stop it you flirt.

I was using "babe" as a stand in for other neutral terms.
I'm dead tired and in being so too tired to flirt.

I tried but vocaroo won't work on my phone. I'm sorry ;~;

I'm still trying to get used to people other than my ex calling me that. it's taking time.

Good man.

Hm. Okay. Noted.

Ah, makes sense. I don't really save much in the way of "mood-enhancing", I guess I've always seen some catharsis in things that can make me sad.

I once had a sunburn so bad that my upper back turned into something resembling a giant scab. The dead skin was brown, hard as a rock, and coming off in chips. Left a scar for years that's finally faded.

Outside of a situation that bad aloe helps.

I want to touch Kyle.

I'm sure if I kept looking I'd find one but it's proving more difficult than I'd like, so I'll just read in browser. something to do when the threads are slow and I'm not doing anything else. 220 pages isn't much, I'm a pretty fast reader, should be able to talk about it with you soon.

when I want catharsis I listen to certain music, usually. it's a little too soon for me to be wistfully pining for the days of yore though. this wound is very fresh.

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Got to let it go.
And Overwatch helps with that.

That's fucking disgusting.

Hi, Licky.

Now to convince Smiles to read it as well. Speak with you soon, then.

And painful.

this one particular thing is pretty easy to get over, it's just a bit weird is all. having one person call you that for five years and asking other people not to use it and now anyone can and it doesn't bother me. it's just a little odd, that's all.

I'm sure it won't take much convincing for her either. it looks like it's a good book.

Do you use a program to cap? Or do you just the default snipping tool assuming you use windows.
My strategy of puushing everything then downloading them later is pretty trash.

Good evening, how is your shoulder doing tonight?

I use sniping tool, personally. I like to cap and crop in the same step. and I don't feel like learning some program.

I lament your disgusting burns.

I can avoid the name if you'd like.

Burnt to hell from being in the sun all day.
Why do you always make odd passes at me lately?

Shame I don't often stay up after 11.

no, that's what I'm saying, it doesn't bother me any more when someone else calls me that, and it used to. that is what is weird.

well with work days lasting as long as yours I can hardly blame you for falling asleep at a reasonable time.

I get you.

Also I made a meme image for the avatar.

I forgot it existed until now, I will give it a go next time I get around to amaama to inazuma.

That sucks, may I rub lotion on it for you?

Actually I should make one that doesn't have that shit on it.

Depends. I still don't have an answer to my question.

make sure to use it wisely. with great memes comes great responsibility.

also are we gonna play?

have fun with that, licky.

Can't stay up past 2 like I used to. Getting old is truly terrible.

Depends on what?

I will, thank you.

I used to be able to stay up for like 30-36 hours straight without even trying, now I'm lucky if I make it past 20. back in the pony threads when I was a hyper posting machine I once spent more than three days in a row awake before finally sleeping.

Back on Holla Forums?

I remember I did that once back in Alicefag times.

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yeah. the good old days of 2011.

always gotta one up me, huh rin

Yeah. Give me 5.

Why you are making passes at me lately.

gotta screw your new boytoy first, got it. see you in discord.

Alright time to go do things, buy people.

Buying people is illegal these days, friend.

Been that long, huh?

Maybe they shouldn't cross the border illegally then

Why is every franklin mission chasing some cock smuggler on a bike
This is fucking retarded

isn't it crazy? and you came around in like 2012 I think, right? unless you were around before that without a name. lots of people took a while to put a name on.

Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.

stop being intolerant

End of 2011, I believe. Around January.

no you can't.

It took me longer than I care to admit to remember that was the next line of the song.

you are adorable.

ah, yeah. time is a giant blur from that time.

All of His missions so far have been garbage
Hes the worst character in this game

I recall most of it.

Aeries and Stevan talking for hour about nothing, Tom trying to talk them down. Smiles claiming to be a dude, you being chastised by Aeries for some reason. I remember Leo III, Unnamed, the map guy, Dalek, The Doctor, to name a few.

I think you should get your eyes checked, but I don't say it every chance I get an excuse.

so you're just a bigot.

I remember a ton of that stuff, it's just the time periods that are fuzzy. I don't remember smiles at all though, actually. a bunch of old people I've talked to mentioned her all the time and I never even saw her. it's weird.

She had a longer name and posted as Fluttershy, I believe. And the fuzzy periods were probably during inebriation.

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He is such a pussy too
Michael and Trevor are infinitely better and more fun to play than he is

I wasn't drunk nearly as often then. but yeah, that makes sense why I can't remember her then.

yeah, true. although michael is also kind of a pussy.

I didn't talk with her much then either. I just knew she was there. Didn't talk with her until /mlp/ on 4chan.

Can't wait til i get to Trevor hes the best

you went to /mlp/?

yes he is.

Was nowhere else to go .Ponychan was still a hugboxing shithole, Holla Forums was tired of us, and Holla Forums was permabanning everyone that even thought of posting a horse.

Talk about waking up late as shit

Hi bae

Cheat to skip to his part pls

I swear to god we should just rename Holla Forums to /re:zero/

I kind of enjoy the slower threads tbh fam

Yo whats good Neko?
How's life?
It's Friday, time to celebrate

Raging at gta v. I capped a little of rem and ram this morning.
I might see if my neechan in law will get me some drinks or something later
How are you doing man?

Not this slow though

Lol damn dude, sounds kinda fun ngl
Sounds like a cool neechan in law
Just woke up, need to shave, might go out and drink with a couple of friends

lol get fucked

I just moved to the anime threads. /mlp/ seemed horrible.

there is none. you'll get there soon enough.

soto

It was.

STOP POSTING AND PLAY YOU SHITTER

Sup bae

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Yeah Cupcake you dumb slut

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brb shower and jerkin it

yar used to be a drug addict I swear

Gonna have to stop playing this game before i murder something tho lol
But yeah she's pretty cool. When i used to smoke she always smoked me down and stuff but sometimes she is a huge cunt.
The puppy pissed all over her earlier lol

Im done with it for now anyway

TALK ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN DRUGS

Fucking this

I post in between games while it waits forty minutes to find another game for us to lose.

Sounds like fun.

nothing. just drinking and playing overwatch. feeling okay? you were up so long.

it's a real blast.

IT"S A BL:AST WHEN YOU DON"T SIT HERE AND IGNORE THE GAME

I'm scared

Yes, keep him away.

Fun for everyone.

Ping SD

I'm just taking caps mayne, chill

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I got shot 9 times :^)

Oh hey, 50 Cents.

You lack any personality.

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bye.

You're being awfully transphobic right now.

No wait.

you're completely right, I do have a lack of any real identity and it's something I struggle with on a day to day basis

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I don't really respect trannies for being trannies.
I respect them if they are decent people.

welterusten

What's crackalackin' cracker?

I'm not taking the pity bait.

See you later.

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Elma is the only trans here I actually respect that I can think of.
I'd say Kitt if they posted here lately. I miss them.

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Dom-dono was mean to me then.
Sometimes I miss it.

I've known them as Kitt for like 3 years. I don't even know what they go by in thread now.

That's the normal response.

Didn't he say he was shot a bunch of times?

i meant elma

Stop using gender neutral pronouns for trannies, you intolerant cuntsniffer.

Ah.

What do they go by?

I could just call everyone he.

Yes, do this.

Yeah i dont think 9 was the real number though.

god if we could just go one day without discussing traps. can we just ban them all for a day?

maddie

I am now a lady too.
Fear my feminine penis.

Damn nigga raging and shit lol
Sounds pretty cool, I wish my sister would smoke with me

Drinking again? Damn nigga
Guess I'll join you

I don't even know them by that name.
Or any name other than Elma.

She doesn't like it or just won't share with you?

Soto. I am woman now.
Molest me tender like.

[Joke about you being as emotional as one goes here.]

soto is borderline full gay lately. you didn't even have to transition tbh

I am though.

gotem

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From now on I'll only reply to TP if he's got a name onl.

they*

what about unlinked replies

Oh no, she smokes too but doesn't share
Weirdly enough she never wants to smoke if I offer her so Im like fine then suit yourself

You forgot to add a uguu at the end

Ive always been borderline fully gay though
Are you new or something?

Why?

Maybe she gets better shit than you

more than usual tho

You can have an ugu after you fuck it out of me.

#madeagoestojail

Because it shows I hold power over you.
Especially now that you did it for a reply.

This is not for fake TP.

LOL

Baited.

THATS NOT THE REAL ME ARE YOU EVEN CHECKING IDS AND TRIPS ADHAFHKASHFKSHGFS

-huggan-

#doespassgodoescollect200dorras

Sorry, love, but I am just being an annoyance.

Flan

Noh.

I AT LEAST WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION YOU UNGRATEFUL WANK

jackson make a new thread. my shit is buggy

youre awake ^^

its too late i cant unrape you

I wish this fantasy trope dies.

WOW SO TRIGGERED RN
She doesnt even know what she has most of the time

I dunno man
I guess it's just boipussy season

oh boy here we go

th-thanks... x///x

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that ghostie cuck was glourious. did he died

You made me feel bad.
Now I don't want to.

Very much so !

maybe save one for me for later?

Sure. I'm really tired. I had a long day at work and want to sleep.

New thread when

Mana, create a new thread.

Fair point.

It's just called mail.

rest well love

Night, TP.

It's called many things.

Probably shitty nigger weed
My plug was white so it was always some good shit

Just like my dick: famous by many names.

Known by none.

jesus christ made a new thread jackson. this shit is slowing down my other circlejerk

It is merely of mythical proportions.

The time and posts wasted to complain about making a new thread would be much better used just making one yourself

nothanks

Whoa careful with n-bombs Neko
That's offensive

this

self-hating nbombs are even worse

I know my own kind
Niggers and Mexicans are almost always trying to rip you off or straight up rob you in drug deals

Spic.

I never make threads

That's just my thing fam

Nya~~~

look at who usually OPs

grim
luka
rin
cupcake

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Cupcake 2016!