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Losing control?

Whats your favorite shortcut in a video game?

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I dont really remember at all. Fuck. I really cant think of one.

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You mean like for fast runs and shit? Don't have any.

Alt+ F4

Morning everyone

So tired today. This no sleep thing I'm doing because of work is killing me. And they put me in a really shitty position that not even a week ago promised they wouldn't do to me which pisses me the fuck off.

Need more ideas for what to do on my nippon trip. Hitting a wall when it comes to it. Don't want to do normalfaggy stuff. I mean going to some shopping district that sells clothes and shit who cares.

Work was shit due to a shitton of grad parties, a Mexican dude yelled at me, my save data for The Simpsons Game got corrupted one level away from getting the last cheevo, and EA's conference was a waste of my fucking time. At least I only have one shift tomorrow, and I'm gonna watch Todd Howard's Preorder Fuck Fest with some m8s.

Idk I guess the ones in MK64.

Play arcade games and shit. Maybe go to a maid cafe.

Been away a few days, managed to stay up today because my girlfriend has been putting me to work grinding in fucking Overwatch with her. At least I got a free lunch at my cousin's kids' birthday party.

the one mine level in DKC where you just walk left and beat the level.

Sup
Me and some buddies just marathoned like 8 hours of anime. I've gone into second wind mode and I'm just waiting to pass out now.

Can't remember one at the moment

So anyway how do you all manage to stay awake during EA's presser?


Just go to sleep, like right now.

I mean any kind work really. I was thinking of ones in DaS when I typed the question but like the sort of shortcuts in mario kart games more.


Give it a few more years.


How goes user


Sorry about the corruption. How did that happen. Ohhhhh I forgot its e3, how'd that go

I don't know any shortcuts.

There was like 40 mins of fucking sports. Who plays sports vidya and watches e3.

So far so good. Woke up at 6, got like 4 and half hours sleep plus and hour nap, if i go to bed at 2 like i usually do i dont know how long im gonna be out. Fuck im tired.

WHAT?


Already have both of those planned fam


Theres grinding in overmeme? What is there even to get?


What anime?


You go to sleep forever


I know how that feels. I was going to take an hour nap a while ago but slept like 3 hours up til like 10 minutes ago. Kinda afraid I'll oversleep my work alarms now.

Ghibli Museum, soapland, finding where Shigeru Miyamoto lives and stealing his life force.


No fucking clue. Turned it off last night. Booted it up this morning, and it said it was damaged. Just gotta speedrun through the levels, so it's not all bad.

As for E3, sports, sports, more sports, shilling for Emma Watson's racketeering scheme, Star Wars, sports, Need for Speed is now Burnout, sports, and 5 seconds of Bioware's new IP. I felt like I was having a stroke.


The Venn Diagram of "people who buy the latest Madden/FIFA/NBA 2K game every year" and "faggots who watch E3 press conferences" are two unconnected circles.

fuck I stayed up too late

also I have to take a massive shit

good night fellas

Morning all. What's shakin?
I'm thinking about joining a gym that's open 24/7 tomorrow or the day after. Then I can go workout at 10pm or 1am or whatever, i'm sure there will be a lot less people there around those times too. been working on a vidya idea. It's the only one i've really wanted to work on. Beyond the world setting i got nothing though tbh.


AABBAABBA on the pause screen for the level skip in Aladdin on Genesis i guess. I can't really come up with anything else.


what position would that be?


I went to work an hour into the press event, that's how :^)

YFW NIGGERS

Boxes. The boxes have cosmetics in them. They run events where you can get new cosmetics, but only until the event ends. This event ends "on the 12th", which for Blizzard means anything from midnight on the 12th to noon on the 13th.

I don't blame ya fellow, im just sad.

I don't care for ghibli shit besides totoro and thats only because nostalgia as a kid. Plus that place is for kids mostly, is overpriced, and annoying as shit to book tickets for because western normalfags who pretend to like anime.


That sounds fucking terrible. Glad I couldn't watch then.


Cya user!

Tonights sleep is gonna be amazing.

I dunno why they spend most of their time on fucking sports though. Like, EA is 100% sports and starwars if e3 is any indication.

I'll finish the presser for you.
SPORTS, SPORTS, SPORTS, BATTLEFRONT, SPORTS, SPORTS, SPORTS


Sorry Dev-kun.

Most of Amagi Brilliant Park, bunch of VOTOMS, some senran kagura and a couple of episodes of Karen rider

Go to Akihabara and buy lewd weeb stuff.

Oh, and if you do this, send me a makoto figure ;^)

How are you going to go about bringing this game to reality?

Its an outdoor merch booth thats directly facing the sun the entire day on top of black asphalt. Last time I worked it I thought I was going to pass out.


Some dumbass store near me hired a fucking abbo. Can't wait til she steals something or takes a shit in the backroom or other abbo shenanigans.


Think you can get em all?


Every time I get a day off work I get the best sleep of my life. 3 more days.

They did have this one game from the guy who made Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons. It's about two guys breaking out of prison. It looked marginally interesting, but knowing EA, they're gonna suck the life out of it like a Thai ladyboy on Andrew Wilson.


Tfw Spirited Away is literally my favorite movie of all time and I would strangle my grandma to go to the Ghibli museum.

Bethesda, M$, and Devolver's conferences are tomorrow. Hopefully there's SOMETHING interesting.

nice digis monica


deez ops weak af tbh


join yakuza


yu a server monica?


wut anima fammo


feel ya on dat 1

Holy fuck you're aussie. No wonder why you're rightfully the most hated shitposter on the board.

Oh please, that prison break game is going to be 70% cutscenes and 30% actual gameplay. Even if the gameplay is going to be mostly triggering cutscenes.

dis nigga

about what I figured. Thanks for reconfirming user. When I left they were on StarWars BattleFront 2 shit still. Speaking of which, pic related


beats me. No idea what kind of game it would be. It couldn't be a novel though, I've already confirmed that much with myself. I was considering maybe some sort of action RPG like Tales or something.

jesus christ that sounds miserable. Stay hydrated!

The fuck is karen rider? Did your autocorrect fuck up or something

That for me fam? And if so I plan to spend at least 1 whole day in akiba. Probably go back a second day for a few hours too.


Book a flight to nippon user. If I can save and go, so can anybody.

I wouldn't mind another openworld betheshit game to kill time in. Hopefully some of those rumors of it being a new IP would be nice.


montana i alredy str8 yaku tbh


Nope. Murican. They imported her.


Thats going to be tough. Can you program? Are you laying out mostly story and setting? Or is gameplay your main focus? Cause if it ain't, you already got problems fam.
What makes the gameplay different from stuff already available?

I still need to motivate myself to write those books.

The reason to watch that game is because the kike dev self inserts as one of the brothers. Someone in the E3 sticky claims to have met him and said he's as big twat in private as he is publicly.

Dishwasher. It's like being a server, but with better pay, and coming home moist and smelling like taint every night.


It's basically a company who isn't Naughty Dog trying to make a Naughty Dog game. Probably not gonna buy it.


Need to learn moonspeak first. Crossing my fingers for an Evil Within 2.


Somehow I'm not surprised.

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only reason u b missin fingers cuz of yo sugar monica


dam nigga i'ma put 1 in da air 4 u monica

Nigger, abbos are too stupid to even take part in a free migrant program.

Though no joke, I actually saw someone who might have been a hald abbo mullato breed a few days ago

then I've got way too many problems.
My desire is to tell the story I want to tell, but with all the options/alternate endings could only be done with a game. I guess if nothing else I could just go Visual Novel, but that wouldn't do too hot. No one beyond people who already play VNs would want to check it out anyway.

Maybe I should see about reworking it into a book…..


what books user?

It's designed so that it will either take you years to get them all or you'll have to pay for boxes. I'm just helping her grind for specific ones she wants.

prolly did em lyk pic related tbh

HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THIS GUYS NOSE?

A politics book and a fiction book i have a story for my only wall is i dont exactly know how to start a book well. Do i start it with dialogue? Do good writers do that?

Dunno what this one means for once


How much nip can you speak so far?


I always figured abbo mixes would be really rare. They seem beyond stupid and are so fucking ugly what white person would fuck one. Guess theres always rape though.


Could do one of those build your own adventure books. Those ones where like when you get to certain moments you give the reader options and the flip to another page to continue down new paths. Ain't seen those in forever.


What character she play?

That's beyond kike. It's like a mongrel breed of Ashkenazi, Sephardic, Armenian, and sand nigger combined.

The last EA game I bought new was about 8 years ago when I downloaded Mirror's Edge. Every other EA game I own, I bought used.


S H U T I T D O W N .
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I can pronounce shit. Can't speak much tho.

Not just any sports games user. Cinematic story driven solo gameplay centered sports games.

ain't u got da beetus

I don't take shortcuts usually.

I wonder if the sports games fags would rebel against the cutscene heavy stories and shit.

Amagi Brilliant Park - 6 episodes finished
Armored Trooper VOTOMS - 10 episodes just finished armor hunter mellowlink last week
Senran Kagura, couple episodes
Kamen Rider 2 episodes
Next week's plan is to get back onto SamFlam and power through the rest of VOTOMS' rather weak beginning

Supposed to be Kamen Rider

spent my whole day off cleaning my roommates mess and making them dinner they didn't end up eating, just getting drunk and playing **shitwatch* now because i don't wanna play tekken or siege while drinking

the jaguar leap through the falling buildings in bayonetta 1

The same ones every woman in the game plays, the basic, easy to play pretty healer woman and the korean gamer grrrrl

OY VEY


Well get to it user
Need someone to teach me some phrases before I go.


Of course not. Yet Its one of my biggest fears and my shitty diet scares me cause I bet I end up getting it when I'm old.


Hows your day going user?


Which one you guys watching?


Why you being nice to your roommates if they are being niggers


Figured as much.

Isn't that the new fad now?

Manko = pussy
Chinko = penis

because its just what i do, they are my friends kinda sorta

good luck to ya user
hm, if it's something really attention grabbing and will come full circle later, sure. I'd say starting with dialogue would be fine.


hm, i thought about that. But I was wanting to implement a multiple-universes/dimensions thing into the story as well. If I did that with a CYOA book, it'd give War and Peace a run for it's money in terms of page count.


Oh that one soccer game about that no-name nigger dude? Yeah, i remember them teasing that last year (or was it two years ago??).


OY VEY GEVALT I GOTTA GET OUTTA PRISON! THIS IS ALL A SHOAH! DAH ANTI-SEMITES PUT ME IN PRISON I SAY!

Either pirate a copy of Rosetta Stone or find a copy of My Japanese Coach for the DS.


Point.

yo i luh dat ole 80s gritty shit tbh monica. thank u tho


better watch dat a$$


anime tiddes

I had a lot of fun talking about dinosaurs last night anons. I appreciate you putting up with that autism.

Chicks pretty much always want to play the cute girl, I guess. Me, I like the robot monk and the cowboy. British chick's okay too I guess.

I was thinking of starting it with the line
"Daddy, did mommy go to heaven?" Or somthing to that effect. I feel like that it a good attention grabber.

huh?

Can confirm. We don't even have abbos in new zealand just across the ditch. It's amazing, really. We even have blacks and the occasional slav but not a single abbo.

mein nigger. Flankyetta for life

Knew that one already!


Are they friends or just people you know?


That just means you make more money on amazon books. I think.


Or pirate that DS game


Hoping something manages to kill me before then.


I mean who doesn't want to be the cute girl?

I was saying that you're right.


That too.

I went to my cousin's birthday party. It would have been alright if my sister didn't decide to be a fucking bitch like always. Afterwards I didn't really have enough energy to do anything other than watch jewtube videos.

Ohayou = good morning
Ohayougozaimasu = enthusiastic good morning

I love the idea of a healr that can melt a face. I like glass cannon types in general. Would love to see a dude with a grappling hook or something and a double barreled shotgun. Roadhog's burst damage but more mobility instead of the survivability.

Me.

friends i've had for like 7-10 years

ya'll niggas likin overwatch? real talk i ain't finna diss ya'll ya kno but iz it legit gud or ya'll jus in it 4 da porn or summa dat ish

i know dat feel

das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite das rite


What'd your sister do?


Pretty sure its spelled ohio fam


You gay nigga


Wew kinda sad user


Whats renge doing in a gameboy mahjong game?

I pretty much only play it when she wants me to grind boxes with her.

fam I don't want to be the girl, I want to be inside the girl.

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iz ruri kay fam u trippin


yo broad?

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Hm…that's sort of my other problem. I have a decent idea for STARTING the story, and I know what elements i want in said story…but i don't really have a STORY built really. I'm in a weird position.


eh, yeah, it'd certainly grab attention i feel.


Same, i'm all about a healer/support-ish type that can dish out serious pain.
that would probably break the game, unless he genji-tier squishy


I play it a few times a month, usually I just wait for the events, play during those, and don't touch it again until the next event rolls around.

Yeah.

gay

I figured Tracer health, and the ability to grapple to enemies and allies, so basically Mercy grapple+reverse roadhog grapple.

My story is pretty much thought of from beginning to end. I just need to get it written down into an actual novel. Then, if i make enough money, i might be able to turn it into that game ive been wanting to make. I could go full kojima.

Who


Well I mean you just started working on it. Just get to typing some each day. Going to have to practice and throw out 99% of what you write for the next year anyway.


Ok moshe

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n i thought mah jong was like solitaire but a nigga can play it competitive like?


LULI

it's gay when it's a girl fucking another girl

Oh ok. I hate it though, it's already ruined God of War.

But I already do that all the time.


Pretty sure its like yugioh tbh


Not at all, and also its not even lewd.

circle of life monica


dat don't make no sense

it's lewd and gay, i have the porn to prove it

eh, no sense in hoping for it. Blizzard won't ever do anything GOOD or FUN for the game anyway.


eh, yeah true enough.


don't forget to put completely-out-of-the-way hints and little nods to different things in your game/books. And partner with a movie director to get the full CINEMATIC experience :^)

They like to wait until their games are pretty much dead to do anything the playerbase actually wants.

Speaking of does Activision ever have a press conference?

Well, i wouldnt go full movie with it. I want it to be an RPG but the gimmick is that the equipment levels instead of the characters. And it would play like wizardry 7 or might and magic 4-5.

What do you even think we talking about here


Whats the premise anyway

yeah i know but they're all i got and as i described in threads i have no means to meet new people or make new friends

my roomies/friends aren't even bad people its just they do shit that's retarded a lot

She was an impatient ass on the way there. She mentioned something about sleeping "like a normal person" when the amount of sleep she was getting was brought up, obviously in reference to me considering I'm up at 4am. She told me not to grab all the chips when everybody else had their fill and there were barely enough to fit a plate. She also spent most of the time there sitting and scowling at me. It got to a point where we had to leave early because my parents were embarrassed to let the rest of the relatives see her like this and they just attributed it to her being "cranky". That's bullshit because she hovers around me all the time and yells at me for doing shit that my mom doesn't even notice (although my sister usually apologizes later and she did do that when we got home).

Ohhhh its you.

Hows life otherwise fam?


Jesus user. You need to put her in her place. Or just drop her from your life for a while. Sounds like a massive cunt. How old is she?

Wanting to be a girl and to fuck other girls. This is gay. 2d or 3d it's gaaaaaaay

like with Diablo 3 lel


I don't believe so.


this is a nice idea. It would kick any sort of level/stat grinding to the curb.


i'm gonna have to make another post to fit it all. It's kind of a mouthful. Hang on.

I want to play an mmo that isn't shit but the good ones are not here yet, in development, or vapourware. Everything else is shit. Someone shoot me.

Oh well, I am kinda sad that the only cringe conference left is fucking Ubisoft.

That reminds me of my cousin. I willingly went to church for a while, and i stated my beliefs about how trump was a better candidate than hillary, and my cousin goes on a fucking rant to my aunt and mom about how i was going to turn into a racist bible thumper, and she apparantly went on this rant the entire way to whereever they were going, like 45 mins away.

But i was also thinking of having the equips also be the spellbooks too. Like having a fire sword level 3 would give you access to level 3 fire magic. And there would be shit tons of elements and spellbooks, and certain equip combos allow you to access combo magic. Maybe dual weilding fire swords lets you have the max power fire spell.

And WoW.
Last I heard they're all ingame now.

exhausting, last week i did nothing but demo work on an old building fulla horsehair plaster, i'm on a

You just don't get it user.


Alright fam


I'd kill for a truly good mmo. What ones you talking about?


Sorry fam. Whats horsehair plaster?

Peria Chronicles, Albion Online, The Repopulation. There's a few others, but too deep in the hole to be worth mentioning.

wanting to be a girl at all is gay, that's how you get traps

18 or 19, I think. Usually I barely talk to her at all unless I need to get the family wii from her room.

wiki will type it better than i can right now

ie; i had to wear a respirator all week

What makes them not look like the same mmo trash we've been getting for decades?


Who said anything about wanting to be a girl


Just giver the d already user


Ew bet that shit sucks. Don't know how you do that kinda shit honestly.

combine dat shit w/ sum sorta elemental n equip proficiency on a individual character basis u myt b sittin on sumn nice mah dude. maybe leave shit like swords n stuff w/ high level magic 4 later but be accessible via books n staffs, more traditional magic items 4 early/ mid game but legendary weapons have potentially mo' legit effects monica

you did

I want an MMO that doesn't attract autism, but that won't just happen.

90% of everything i do is because i think it will benefit some one else, in the case of my work its helping my father. BUUUUUUUUUT this current job we're being subbed in at prevailing wage so i make a lot more money than i usually do so i shouldn't complain, i'm gonna use some of it to buy myself computer parts

I note that down. Thanks.

#FakeNewz


What kinda parts?

I'm stuck not fixing my pc because of this damn trip and its pissing me the fuck off.

this sucks

yes. was just playing p5, pretty disappointed.

looking at a new graphics card, case, and ram sticks right now

Night anons.

wuz wrong monica?


g'nyt monica

why's that? i enjoyed it enough but didn't think it was a godsend, but it didn't disappoint me either


I WANT TO SMOKE CIGARETTES AGAIN FUCK

No thanks.

Night fam, going to bed myself in a bit


Snus


It'd fix your problems though

All three are sandbox type games. Gold doesn't exist in albion online from mobs, everything is player made and sold on local markets, so you can have actual trade caravans be raided since prices differ naturally depending on distance from resources or whatever because people will sell flax at flax surrounded markets and then traders can pic that up, and drive it to the north where there's shitloads of iron and metal but no plants. Players and guilds battle for territory and thereby resources for which they can develop tools, weapons, structures, furniture or whatever else and sell it on the market, or just stealth-loot shit in a fully open pvp world with safe zones, yellow zones, and drop-all-loot-on-death zones. Also there's dungeons. The Repopulation is a modern re-envisionment of Star Wars Galaxies, so just look that up. Peria Chronicles is a sandbox MMO with sometimes entirely pointless abilities that let you manipulate the world around you. The focus isn't entirely on combat or anything like that, and there's a huge emphasis on player/world interaction. For instance, at the start of a server, buildings don't exist. They eventually spawn/generate around players and where they naturally congregate over time. If you set up camp in some random fucking shithole over and over again, a shop may eventually spawn there, or some other building. See the trailer for this. Since it's taking certain things from Mabi, it's probably taking the good things, I.E, randomized dungeons with infinite loot combinations or otherwise depending on what you sacrifice on the dungeon altar, loads of non-combat activities that don't suck or are afk bait grind shitshows, and a non-tab-targeted combat system to boot. Abilities that let you spawn grass, make holes in walls and other seemingly pointless stuff tend to add credibility to the notion that the gameplay will be beyond that of a themepark.

To sum them up.

two things, knockdown won't cause enemies to skip turns anymore and makoto is a shit, but the game can't stop pointing out how great she is

no thanks, even when i smoked i would avoid tobacco varieties like that


aw she was my favorite in p5, but to each his own

That albion one sounds amazing but I bet it ends up being a shell of the idea its selling.


I've tried almost literally form of tobacco besides 1 available in the states. Its by far the best one I've ever had.

Can't blame you though I guess. Though trust me, its better than smoking. If you ever break down and start smoking again, try this instead. Its way better.

I guess. I liked mitsuru better though, she actually had the qualifications to justify being bossy.

We'll see about albion. As far as I can tell, the economy's been properly set up but it's not fully functioning yet. Alliances have been made but it's less of having trade organizations and more of just large-scale territory wars for region alliances. They'll probably need a lot more backstabbings or political conflicts before trade becomes something real and fleshed out.

doubt it will fill the sensation of smoking for me, it's gonna be tough to keep this up come winter because my absolute favorite thing was to just have a cigarette on a snowy night

Okay, here's the basic gist of the setup. It's an extremely rough draft.

That's basically the setup. The story will revolve around the MC and the crew he's a part of to figure out what happened when they crossed the event horizon, what point in time they're in (earth time at least). One of the bigger twists would be:
OR

One of the big things I wanted to implement too was a wide array of romance options. I'm talking at least 15 possible candidates for the MC to woo. So far, i've only got 2. A wolf girl and a tomboy human. The person MC woos would have a form of impact on the way the story plays out, leading to a different ending with each girl. I've also considered there being a TRUE ending that can be achieved regardless of which girl you woo, but could only be achieved after clearing the game once. The kicker being that during the first playthrough, the girl you're wooing gets murdered/killed. It was with this I wanted to implement the world lines/parallel dimensions thing, having the MC RETAIN his memories of the death of the one he loved, and the events of the previous playthrough. The idea being to set things right/the way the MC sees fit for the second go-through.

ye, dat shit was kinda whack but das y u gotta crit EYTHING. da mos fucked up thing is later on baton passes do way mo damage than all out attacks tbh monica

Hows the combat look in it? Maybe I can be a low level grunt at the very least if it looks fun.


I feel you there. Want a cigarette every once in a while myself. The good thing about it is it delivers nicotine constantly so I'm never wanting it. The bad thing is you don't get that big bump of it all at once like you do with smoking.

That's been a thing since P4, you shouldn't be surprised. Also, Makoto isn't that bad once you get passed her palace.

is yoko taro a big influence for you or what

to add, there will of course be a lizard race that's looking to destroy/squander the other races from the shadows. They just happen to own all the major businesses/banks/etc on the world. Purely by coincidence of course :^)

As for what sort of technological era that planet should be in, i'm at a total loss. I don't want to do completely modern-day. It'd be too on-the-nose. But I don't want it to be a total tribal ooga-booga planet either.

Doesn't sound bad. Though I doubt I'm a good judge of stories.

Yes, actually. I'll happily wear my influences on my sleeve.


i'd appreciate any sort of criticism you can offer, if you have any.

Combat is basic as hell. It's kind of like a moba because you've got a couple abilities that you can equip based on your items, because your skills are acquired from slotting your items properly or otherwise which gives you a lot of versatility but a limited combat scope. So essentially you've got your auto attacks and 3-4 abilities, so think runescape or a moba but with some pizazz and metagame.

I actually haven't played that one

50/50 might accept.


Dropped!

that's good, its a cunt move to not admit ones influences

15 love interest sound a bit much for me though.


No wonder you're bitching about Makoto. You haven't experienced the worst casts besides Kanji and maybe Chie.

that was my thought too. It's why I'm waiting for improvement or Peria.

I suppose I'll continue to skip that one then.

Weight of the World is overtaking Komm Susser Todd for my preferred "i'm drunk as shit' song choice

anyone ever feel frustrated knowing you aren't meant for anything greater, just another fucking wad of blown out sperm mad into a man. maybe i've consumed the wrong media in my time but i'd probably forfeit my entire life to be something i considered decent for even a couple of fucking minutes

thanks


i agree. It's always struck me as super-fucking ostentatious when developers/authors refuse to acknowledge their story elements/ideas that are CLEARLY inspired from other works. As though it was their own totally-original 100% own idea.


well, there were gonna be a handful of races:
maybe one or two more. But the idea was to have at least 2 bachelorettes per race. Reminder i'm talking about mostly humanoid types here, so your basic cat girl, fox girl, wolf girl, etc etc. The only difference would be lizards having scales instead of skin, and of course mermaids being standard mermaids.

is this an elaborate ploy to develop your own monstergirl otp

Nah. Besides, there's human girls you can romance too.

RIP thread
Thanks for letting me sperg about my story

fuck

tbh I wanted to keep talking about shitty MMOs but nobody wants to ask about gameplay aspects.

nigger just whack off once every 3 or 4 weeks, it's about the same benefit without having wet dreams every other month.

u welcome monica

tell a bitch to unass summa dat shoot monica
real talk

Wait until mariage.