E3 Comfy Thread 1: EA

Nice man, you seem pretty set
Im sorry you are stuck in Cali, Alaska seems like a more ideal place to watch E3 in my opinion
Nice n cold, dont gotta deal with summers heat.

And agreed with that MHXX on switch, I really hope they show some gameplay when Treehouse rolls around.
Also hope its compatible with MHX int he same way that MH3U was cross compatible with the 3DS on Wii U

Layton is extremely comfy, good choice, complements well the coffee.
I prefer my coffee hot too, but we are at 35ºC here, and the cookies have chocolate on the side, it would be a mess.

no

Watching E3 then going to dinner with a group including someone who works in a Triple-A studio. Today is all kinds of corporate vidya adventures for me.

A carrot and some tomatoes. Maybe some tea.
Playan?
I'm bad at videogames and multitasking.
Watchan?
E3 2017 EA stream, believe it or not.
First time watching an E3 stream live. Usually I just look for the cringe highlights. Am I in for a good bad time?

EA has no games that I actually care about, so I'm just ready for the cringe.
I'm in my pajamas, eating granola bars and drinking grapefruit juice.
Comfy shitposting mode is engaged.

Also, this pre-show music is chill as heck. I like it.

Keep in mind that at one time EA was named the worst company in the USA

You watching the Twitch E3 stream?

They got the Golden Poo award twice, actually.

Nope, I'm watching on the YouTube link in the OP.

Seems like a solid combo, ill probably boot up the first game when EAs conference ends.
I getcha now, hot food like that when its hot out seems like a big mess

That sounds awesome user! I am happy for you
Oh man that sounds awesome. I love fresh veggies. A+ snack there
Same, I play in-between conferences, not during
Depends what you mean by bad time by the way
Its a lovely shitshow to watch, and sometimes you get a pleasant surprise (granted, usually never by EA)

Solid set up there, user!

Agreed, prolly only good part of their conference if I had to guess

Inb4 they call it Sk4te or some shit.

ITS STARTING

I think maybe I should have chosen liquor instead of water

I am already cringing

IT BEGINS

Every time.

what the hell

whatthe fuck?

High school career for madden.

I find it weird that EA is putting campaigns with real stories in their new sports games.
Not that I really care, it's just an interesting change. Do they think that's going to get more people interested?

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WERE ALREADY AT A BAD SPOT
WE ARE DELVING HEAD INTO THE DUMPSTER FIRE, BOYS

mature sporting games for mature gamers like me

Andrew Wilson must know that he looks like a Bond villain, right?

I had erased it from my memory, but their conference last year opened with the same thing. I don't play sports games so I couldn't tell you how common it is

CINEMATIC SPORTS GAME

LEL TALKING ABOUT EARLY ACCESS RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE

But user it's CINEMATIC! Your sports vidya games can be CINEMATIC, ENGAGING and IMMMERSIVE

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Holy shit, EA is acknowledging criticism of NuBattlefront?

THIRTY MINUTES

Jesus, dude

Let's watch this dumpster fire, then.

They shouldnt be praised for learning that a game they released for the PS4 had less content then the PS2 release before it

oh fug
I missed him saying that.
Kill me.

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WEW

WATCH WITH US IN HERE
cytu.be/r/v4c

comfy synched stream with chat

CREATOR CAVE

hoo boy

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YouTube shit

players players players players players

fifa 17 has 'rpg' mode with some shallow dialogue choices

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Am I out of touch, or is this gaming now? These fags talking about making friends, forming bonds, and being "one big family" just doesn't resonate with me.

Yeah, It's not about fun anymore it's about normalfags forcing social shit where it doesn't belong

Nice spam ridden chat

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This guy's little chuckles are so God damn fake, holy shit.

These fags didn't friends so they all decided to be a big family of rejects

Open a history book sometime, fam.

Tribal culture. Its how Apple products were marketed.

Tldr, you belong to this identity and buy what you are told. Alienate people outside your tribe and shill your products

Why can't someone make a game centered around an All-Terrain Locomotive?

It's how these companies want gaming to be perceived. To some extent it's like that with streamers, but not the average person. What do I know, though? I only play weeb games.

you talk like you still believe that gamers exist. video games are for everybody now.

kek the swatstikas are perfect

I mean I've made friends online through vidya and 4/8ch, but I wouldn't call them a family or say I have a close, personal bond with these people.

That's just cringey as fuck to call people you've only JUST met a personal friend. It's like an overly personal attachment to someone when you've just met them. That's called abandonment issues.

EA has made great strides in the Announcerbot program.

Fucking snout strikes again.

Man, that audience is fucking brutal. I love it.

they're all virgins

>>>/out/
but really though, calling people you've met online family just is pathetic

BATHROOM BREAK

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Microsoft on suicide watch

This is cringe-inducing and the doucheshills are enormous.

Just got here. Did I miss anything good?

This is the worst song I've ever heard.

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Nope. Battlefield 1 maps and SPORTS.

Jesus Christ what is this?

Enough cringe to last until next E3.

To me it depends on how long you've known them and how much you actually know about them/if you ever actually met with them irl. I have a small group of friends I consider family who I met online. But Ive known them for well over 10 years and have met up them numerous times.

YEH YEH YEH

Oh boy

Buddy, Im wrapped in a blanket happily watching EA burn
Its nice to find comfort in companies having no idea what they are doing

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Rage and disgust are closest to comfort what a Holla Forumsirgin can feel.

I AM CAPTAIN BASCH

How do people still not look at the elbow?

does anybody has a link for the 8/v/ discord?

Vidya players dont watch sports, what the fuck

ARGENTINES CONFIRMED WHITE

EA has gone off the deep end, this is the worst its ever been

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Advertising is not a form of comedy.

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where do they find these idiots? who watches this shit?

I enjoy a good sports from time to time.

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no. get out before you turn this thread into a bunch of namefaggotry

IRL SPORTS IS NOT VIDYA, YOU NIGGERS

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Comedy is trash and filled to the yarmulke with yids. It's no different.

Well, that's it. Everyone else should just pack it in because the E in E3 stands for EA now.

Oh I'm sorry Gamers :^)

They don't give a fuck. I love it.

When will EA finally die?

top meh

Never. Their monopoly on the sports vidya market makes them eternally sustainable.

the audience doesnt give a fuck and thats the best kind of audience you can want at E3

When you manage to get trips

Is this even still Vida?

WHERE'S ALEXANDER?

WTF is happening? Fifa used to be good in like 2002.

YOU SEE E3

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THIS IS FUCKING GREAT

Jesse Wellens looks like a huge faggot also seems to be choking hard

This dude is fucking bombing.

KNEE FOR SPEED UHM PAYBACK

His teleprompter must be fucking up or something.

Its EAs confrence
if you were expecting anything but SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS you are just silly

THE THING IS…HERE'S THE THING

I wonder why you're a "Youtube creator" with acting skills like that.

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Niggers don't know about the only sport game you should play

i had no expectations and i'm already dissapointed

EA put in the swedish-guy to save the faggot from shitting up things even worse.

sounds about right

Better than THIAF

That is not NBA Marmalade.

*HAND RUBBING INTENSIFIES*

I miss arcadey sports games. Where'd the slam dunks from the sky while literally on fire go?

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

Not even the random numale faggot youtuber who gets paid to put on silly faces and pretend to be excited can get hyped for this trash

WEW

Chances EA just pretends BioWare and ME:A don't exist anymore? Is BioWare getting its own presentation? Would they even have anything to show?

INDESTRUCTIBLE MUSTANG

If this ends up being a new Burnout in everything but name I am cautiously optimistic
Its EA though, it will be trash

Dragon Age 4 is still being developed, but they probably won't show it at E3.

This would be pretty fun were it not for the constant yelling in my ear. That's what killed NFS for me. I just want to go back to very little dialogue and more car-centered gameplay.

Challenging games are for nerds

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It's obviously Need for Speed.

they've made an NFS game that was basically Burnout before though

You know what a racing game needs?
Annoying carwreck slowdown every few seconds

Really? Never got into NFS so I didnt know

VA is so bad holy shit

WOW THEY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FUCK UP NFS EVEN MORE THAN I THOUGHT POSSIBLE. IT'S GETTING THE DEAD SPACE TREATMENT

EA is a joke.

Nothing will top Burnout Paradise

Sure they do, EA. Sure they do.

But DUDE, WRECKS.

It looks nowhere near as horrid as The Run.

Need for "Not Fast and Furious"

Did they copy the same scene from the first Fast and Furious movie

"…plays as good as it looks!" Oh, I don't fucking doubt that guy.

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I think it was their way of doing something with the Burnout IP while basically giving the Burnout name the finger. I never really played either though.

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holly shit that nose

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EA never learn.Absolutely incredible.

Is that supposed to make me want to play it?

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This actually looks interesting

It's a Dice in Prison-story!

LOOK AT THAT SCHNOZZ

mein gott

hey just wanted to let you know you're doing a great job fitting in

looks italian to me

yep

He's 100% right, though.

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Woops, didn't mean to reply.

I'm willing to bet he's a shitskin living in Sweden. Most likely connected to the criminal Fares-family.

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How about you go shitpost in the other thread instead?

The audience is so fucking brutal that any time they give the speakers even a little bit of attention or recognition, the speakers feel the need to encourage it.

Rick and Morty game!

This one actually doesn't sound too bad. In concept. The execution is going to be trash though.

This thread is for comfy, not for being a cunt

HOLY FUCK YOU WERE RIGHT, HE'S SWEDISH

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agreed

nice precognition

I just realized, this is the first E3 in many years where we don't get to listen the sweet lies of Sean Murray

RIP in piss scruffy conman ;_;7

seems about right

Prison break game? Could be cool

the fuck are you trying to prove you insecure numpty?

this

there aren't enough prision escape games

As if these fucks have any idea what Southern prisons are like. It's just going to be ideas stolen from The Shawshank Redemption and The Green Mile. Swedish fucks.

And most likely has criminal ties aswell. Just like his brother, a director named Fares Fares (creator of shitty movies that the mainstream media shilled as good and fun).

AND THERE IT IS

exactly

These animations do not match these sounds effects.

It's shit.

It looks like a harmless non game

I'm not talking out of my ass or going on some hivemind opinion, I'm unenthused because I already know his previous game was very boring. Don't know what you're trying to accomplish yourself by being smug and hostile.

Exactly, so stop being a faggot.

This kind of vague tech-sounding shit seems like it belongs in a Microsoft presentation.

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Trips confirm. It'll probably be linear as fuck, and probably hold your hand the whole time

there are gay jews

This is the easiest confirmation of trips I have ever seen

MUH TERAFLOPS

4 TERAFLOPS

Good, quick work.

politicians who make "thists" piss me off, but non politicians who do this shit make me fucking furious

Checked and confirmed shit.

I honestly don't give a shit about EA

where the fuck are the videogames?

you first

Holy fuck, they're finally showing this thing off.
I only know that it was code-named "Dylan."

This is gonna be good
THE WALL

Looks more Italian than jewish to be honest

Looks like Doom.
Also, that was literally nothing.

Whoah nice gameplay Bioware.

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Instantly lol'd

NEW BIOWARE IP WITH (((FROSTBTIE ENGINE))) IT'S COMFIRMED THAT A MASTER CHIEF WILL DESTROY THE WALL ON DRUMPF'S AMERICA

When do the movies end and the games start?

Halo-RPG with Gays?

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When the industry crashes again

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i'm going to kill myself at work tomorrow #wow #eaplay

DUUUUUUNNN……..DUUUUUUUNNNN…..DUUUUUUUNN….

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It was called "Anthem," right?
It went by so fucking fast and there was nothing interesting looking, so I've literally already forgot.

He already has pit stains

Being back EA Sports BIG you fucking jews

Shouldn't it be a mexican trying to break the wall?

There's a difference between being hostile to the conference (which the entire thread is) and being hostile to another user for no reason.

He hasnt even built it yet, why is everyone still so butthurt about it

No problem, apparently you can see more "gameplay" and hear mor DUUUUUN at the xbox conference.

Are you excited yet?

I think it was called "Teen movies/Avatar ripoff" the game.

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whatever you say

Only if it's a genderfluid pansexual

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I don't want to play with stinky niggers.

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He's never going to build it.

If they actually have gameplay, I'll be surprised.

You expected something else from BioWare?

Isn't NBA 2K miles better?

If you are watching "comfy" you are better watching it with this command:
streamlink.exe youtube.com/watch?v=P9BB0ambDQw best

Don't play with my heart

Wew.

blackbox is dead m8

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Did I see a hijab in the crowd?

WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?

What, did I insult a game you like?

What are you expecting from american companies friend

oh look DIVERSITY

zzz
fucking hell

Well, Holla Forums? Do you love EA yet?

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GET ANGRY, REN!

Didn't the bible teach these people not to brag about their presumed "good deeds"?

How are they going to fit in the 30 minutes of Battlefront anyway, they only have 13 left

They killed Blackbox. Now they must die.

does that have to be it?
you were being tryhard, and it's a bit faggy, that's all

Oh that's right, they killed our lord and saviour. Nevermind.

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Who?

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But they gave HeForShe™ a million dollars. How could you not love them?

Can't wait for all the articles

I WANT TO FUCK HER

What is this some Acting-class?

Welp, that does it. I am a fool for not knowing Black Box was dead, and with it my hopes of a Skate 4.

See you fellas tomorrow or something.

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hmmm

She's a shitskin

It's a woman, what did you expect?

LOL

Well, next time don't let it bother you instead of getting upset in the thread specifically set aside to not get upset about things like that.

The cucks there can't find hype even for Star Wars garbage. Even they know by now that gaming is dead.

She counts as white in America tbh.

She can't say no

Would hatecuddle couch coop

10/10 fam

Why aren't they just remaking the Prequels anyway if they want an awesome and timeless story?

Oh so you're a shitskin too? Explains why you think with your dick so much. Your brain is shit.

3 times the content of the previous title.
which makes it half the amount of content than the OG battlefront 2

FUCKING REN WHERE ARE YOU

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You will dangle on DOTR!

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Pass. Nufemales whose desire to be a man exudes from their very core just don't do it for me.

Numales. Numales everywhere.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Isn't this map from the original Battlefront 2?

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This is so fucking awful. I love how they have straight up ignored Ass Defect Androgynous.

Absolutely glorious.

SECTOR IS NOT CLEAR LADS

It's like I want so badly for it to be good but I just know it wont be

The new episode of Tiger Mask W is out. You better be watching it instead of this shit.

calm down its probably rugga anyways.

FUCK OFF, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT STAR WARS IS

Kill me.

Probably not gonna make his move until after the early access conferences conclude, if at all. He's gonna be stopped at the outer gate trying to club a mall cop to death with his grandpa's antique bolt-action hunting rifle.

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WHERE WERE THE WOOKIES EVEN?

I would stick it in her butt, not going to lie.

Who?

OUR THREADS CAN"T HANDLE CRINGE OF THIS MAGNITUDE

AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST AT-ST

On Stage

Im calm brother don't worry

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e-celeb

Google "iJustine portal" and prepare to lose any remaining faith in humanity.

I guess I'm going to have to pre-order it now!

Nobody cares. Nobody ever cared.

hey guys it's me, Joseph Bodega
play my game guys, it's got your favorite Star Battles characters, Hin-Loo Quaga'ar and Kanlar Molarqqq

Neat. Shame the game is shit.

jews

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THAT CLAP HANG HOLY FUCK

The audience is the exact, perfectly optimized type of lukewarm. They give the presenters just enough acknowledgment to have hope, but not enough to ever feel good about themselves.

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OH MY GOD REN GO NOW THERE'S A E CELEB ON STREAM COME ON HURRY IT UP

She looks like she is about to cry.

Does this mean the actual show is over now?

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Yeah make sure to explain the strategy REALLY SLOWLY to Justine

Judging by what they did last year, yes.

Then they're real sneaky fucks, trying to get us to watch their post-show meme stream.

She is thinking about how much she wants my dick and is in terror at the sheer girth and length of it.

DARKNESS AKA DANKESS I'M DEAD HE'S A NIGGER OHMYGODDD

please tell me someone screenshotted that

What did I miss?

SHADES OF 9/11

And into the trash it goes.

The future of gaming

That sure is some stage 4 cancer of a comment.

And this is supposed to be a multi-million dollar industry?

What the fuck? What a fucking display of unprofessional fuckwits who doesn't belong on a stage.

I'm just going to mute it now. I'll come back in a bit to check if the show is still going, but I think it really is over now.

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No it wouldn't, he'd die immediately

I laughed. Unintentional quote I'm sure.

Why do they have too titles in Battlefield and Battlefront directly competing with each other?

It's going to tank one of the games sales since they are basically the same.

Technical difficulties - when they had NBA footage jumped into BF2

This map was even boring to stare at in the original Battlefront games.

That's my old capture. I have a new one, but I didn't mean to post in this thread.

fuck this shit

Was anything shown on the Switch? I think you could fill another square

I'd thought they'd give more time to niggerfield and SPORTS. I'm joining >>12727405

I don't get it. What is the setting of this map?
There is Darth Maul, Boba Fett, droids, human Imperials, clone troopers.
And which side is what?

It's all over the place.

IT'S EPIC EPICNESS!! DON'T YOU LIKE STAR WARS!!!

Fucking seriously ?
You can soft wrap a pile of the same old regurgitated shit and slap a new name and a Star Wars™ on it and it will make 2 Billion dollars.
Fuck this world.

No, fuck the normalfags who enable this.

Multiplayer is a little more lenient on heroes and shit if I remember. In the originals at least.

I am no longer comfy.

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Buckle up buckaroo

please clap

oh my fuck

We'll never get a good Star Wars game ever again. Out of all the shit the kikes have pulled this is what hurts the most.

$1000

Feels pretty nifty.

Is not like we didn't know, but how the fuck did they let that one slip?

Well that was a load of shit
Got pretty mad at 90% of the Battlefront shit they were saying was "Dont worry guys, this one actually has the features the fucking PS2 GAME had"

Honest question: Does anyone actually like Star Wars anymore?
The old guys who were amazed by the original trilogy as kids are old enough to see the series turn into ruined zombie.
Younger people don't have the nostalgia of it, so they only know it as a cultural icon that's famous for reasons they don't really understand.
The only people who could honestly profess to like at this point, I think, are poseurs who are trying to be part of a monolithic "geek culture" that doesn't exist and never has.

Smart people don't, but quite literally billions of normalfags do.

I don't know why but THIS is what set me off more than anything.

You mean modern Star Wars past Ep6? I liked Clone Wars and Rebels.

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They don't really give a shit about Star Wars, just like they don't care about capeshit. Being "lol so nerdy XD" is the current fad so they all try to out-nerd each other, and since they all think "nerds" are like in Big Bang Theory it's how we ended up where we are.

Have I become extremely disconnected to the Star Wars canon or is the inclusion of Thrawn a pretty unorthodox thing? The only time I remember him is from the novels

What, not even Dead Space or Black & White or anything like that?

L O L
O
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The EA stram on twitch is offline, what the hell.

It just crashed, it's back up unfortunately.

Jesus christ can this person drive

i was never a Star Wars fan, i dont think i have ever even seen the original trilogy

It didn't drop on jewtube, just back to more NFS shit.

wtf is up with that camera? Shaky as fuck

They raped Thrawn just like they raped the Clone Troops by sticking them in that putrid, tumblr pandering, cunt made travesty named Rebels. The show is abysmal shit that desperately tries to ape Firefly but even fails to get on Cuck Whedon's level.

Clone Wars was all about the action and intrigue, Rebels is about muh strong womyn and the Empire being literal Nazis.

Well that was about the same level of shitshow I was expecting
had myself a riot

Fucking glorious

They're good movies.

More or less. Basically, who hears that new Star Wars anything is coming out and gets legitimately excited about it?

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This looks fun. I'm a fan of NFS so I'll probably pirate this.

I don't understand…is it over or not?

Yep, pretty much ruined, some stuff I didn't like in Rebels is a few retcons here and there, and apparently the whole canon right now is aiming for "Jedi and Sith must stop existing because the will of the Force" or some shit.

It's over, EA just started their show floor coverage three days before EA actually starts because they know they're too shit for anyone to pay attention too if they've got competition.

There's more cutscenes that fucking Road Avenger. Stop.

Oh, thank fuck. I literally can't stand to listen to those forced e-celeb streams, so I had it on mute, and it just wasn't ending.
Did they try to sneak that shit in, or did they actually close the show and say goodbye?

I bet it will have Denuvo V6 and will be 100GB in size. Better replay the classics.

was there anything familams? Got to the ea stream a little too late, was fishing with friends.

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What a nigger.

It's over now, i've been blown away with these boring gameplays, i'm gonna check them out next year for sure.

Its like 90 degrees out and it feels like the middle of winter.

So the typical shit that EA poops out and overhype for the normalfags.
But I noticed some strange stuff like couch co-op will the normalfags buy into it?

The guy on the left is trying desperately to be part of the group.

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The threads initial comfiness was no match for EA's movies and talking heads.

I was expecting a Dragon Age reveal from Bioware, well it was a Titanfall/Destiny game.

Like Aisha Tyler?

I just made this with next to no effort. Can someone make it into OC

He can't exactly leave so he has no choice does he?

They're supposedly making one, not that anyone gives a fuck.

I was expecting them to peddle DLC for Andromeda

Andromeda sold like shit. EA is pretending it never happened.

Like I said in another thread, I don't expect them to talk about ME:A anytime soon (outside of the future patch notes and multiplayer content).

I don't really care about DA, I just wanted to see if they were capable of doing something worse than Cisquisition and ME:A.

the cringe is real

Do these people actually listen to the words they are saying on air?

They know it was shit and realized it was better not push for it. So they probably wanted to bring back the ME games but failed so hard that they made a new IP which kinda blew me away, even tough they shilled for Microjew conference for more gaymeplay.

I don't get what's wrong.

Fathers are usually like that, turns out biology explains it, when someone goes for their offspring it means their position as alpha male is challenged, we just rationalize it as being "overprotective."

The dad legit looks like a cuck. I hope he's prepped for mulatto grandkids.

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I always prefer silky, plain white or stripped.

oh wow, you can play as the droids in the new Battlefront game.

Like wow you can actually do that. Seems odd, right? Like, so odd that you can play the Droids in a Star Wars Battlefront game.

I would have never expected they'd have such unheard of functionality in one of their yearly battlefront titles, truly unexpected.

Wow.

Simple plain single color underwear is way more attractive looking then anything made to be "sexy"
also thanks for the Blanc pic user

As I said, silky is a nice touch.