E3 2017: DAY 1 (Remember Spore)

i havent slept yet fuck

It's not happening for another six hours, I just wanted to make the thread in advance so people could talk about E3 stuff

faggot white boi

what about the other thread up?

I'm gonna be replacing it with streams anyway.

Why? There wont be any good games

That was yesterday, this is today.

Best one so far. Good work Holla Forums, shit like this is why I love you so much.
Now let's hope that Ren delivers.

nice

I'm gonna stop capcoding now since it's gay, either way I hope everyone has a happy E3

THAT'S NO EXCUSE AND YOU KNOW IT

I suggest we hitlerpost to pass the time.

GET ANGRY REN

jews ARE white you retarded cracker

s-sorry.

jewish lies!

good goy

Jews never were and never will be white. Skin color is not what makes someone white and you should know that.

So does that mean Jamal can be white goyim?

what do i do for 6 hours oh wise rabbi?

Trips

darn

skin colour is the only thing that makes white devils white. that and their inherent savagery

How can Jews be white if they assert they are a master race who ruled over all cattle and non Jews? Its a contradiction.

Either theyre white and we are ALSO superior, or they are not white

Talk about E3, I'm gonna unsticky the thread and resticky later.

A white man is a European man who believes in the greater ideals and protects his ethnicity .

Back to Holla Forums

Have a peaceful E3, Holla Forums

TELL ME LIES, TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES

ETA on E3?

lolwut

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I like you user.

is tod howward white? this is e3 related

no they just cast jew spells to post on image boards

Wow I cant breathe I am so triggered r n

whites aren't superior, they're barbaric devils that should all be killed to save the world.

the savagery is in your pic, bitch

As white as Israel
not white

Holla Forums is a board of peace.

Off to a great start I see.

But Israel is a nation dispersed among all others. Therefore nobody is white.

wtf i hate semantics now

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Today is a day to rejoice brothers.
For today on the E3 floor it will be
KILL OR BE KILLED

VIDYA WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD

I haven't seen such crazy dubs since Trump's run.
There's no way muzzies won't try to do anything at E3.

VIDYA ACKBAR!

dont worry its all e3 related

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How will ubisoft crank up their cringe this year?

diversity

>Series is effectively dead and the original dev team is carved up and distributed among the many departments at EA or is outright shitcanned in many cases

Is it weird that I like Salil Sawarim

Hi there, user! I heard you aren't planning to watch Bethesda™ Softworks' conference at E3 this year. Mind telling me why that is?

So is America 5% white then?

There are contenders and they'll never let Ubisoft to one them up. EA, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo of America will be virtue signaling hard this year. That's for sure.

It's at fucking 5am here.
I'll still be watching

because bethesda makes good, highly acclaimed games and it makes jealous crackers mad

We need to put an end to this user

You guys won't believe how happy i would be if some raghead really bombs himself during E3.
It would be the joke of the century…

checked

I find it very unlikely that they'll purchase Wario Land.

If Ren user legitimately attacks, I hope he does it during EA or Bethesda's shows.

only when they try fucking fallout 4 was shit but doom was dam good

Oh, I will be, Todd.
I will be.

So this thing will just keep being shit for the next couple of hours until the first big streams start?

#CringeWood is out this year, but it's pretty much 100% guaranteed that Ubishit's replacement host will be yet another token minority.

Of course Todd-kun! I will love watching Bethesda ruin Quake, show a trailer of another damn Gambyro engine "game", and re-introduce paid modding some way, some how.

No, Arab songs are fucking sick.

I'm not saying I would advocate someone becoming an active shooter and putting an end to EA…but I would understand if they did.

Pls no bully CIA.

I wouldn't tempt fate. I can easily see EA going the mobile route for a Wario Ware style game. "It's free to play, you can unlock more content with Wario coins for only 4.99 (make sure to ask your parents!)"

As long as shigi is alive that shouldn't happen but still…don't tempt fate man.

archive.is/hjpv5

THE JEWS DID NOTHING WRONG

I genuinely enjoy listening to Nasheeds, the jihad ones are top notch.

Seems pretty representative of San Francisco, tons of SJW shit for no reason; if anything, Ubisoft did a faithful recreation.

OH BOY A CYCLICAL THREAD! THIS SURELY WON'T DEVOLVE INTO ABSOLUTE MADNESS!
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THANKS MARK!

I don't really like it, but most nasheeds are fucking catchy.
Someone post that HELA HELA HEY one. That one's the best imo.

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Will val show up this year?

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it's bully on sight, always

How has Val not annoyed a mod enough to get a global ban yet.

>everyone puts on slactivist ribbons & continues broadcasting their advertisements anyways

its just art imitating life, anonkun.

Thanks.

Doesn't he stay in the GG threads most of the time? I never see that frog anywhere else.

Fuck off, kike

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ayyyy

Because global mods aren't allowed to do that.

I know that, I was just being excessive.

Their harmonies are fucking top notch, gotta give that.

Fuck off Celeb

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slick dubs.

he needs to post loli or cp, to get globally banned.

Nice

This need updates?

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hell is this way >>>/hell/

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it is pretty fuggin smug though

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Ren dindu nuffin. He wuz gud boy. People always tryin to take Ren's vidya din leave Ren alone.

You coveted my vidya. No, you don't! You can't take it from me now. I have had this vidya since I was a child. People always trying to take it from me. WHY WON'T THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!?

NBA2k series. In fact, this needs to explain why we don't see many good and unique sports games because EA hogs the licenses for most sports and will sue to keep that monopoly while they pump out only "realistic" games every month.

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Not smug enough.

Not good enough, that image isn't made of smug images, like mine.

My Saturday morning motto!

I was drinking Pepsi earlier

Real men drink carbonated water.

ren plz

True Patrician over here

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You would think that, charging $3 a bottle, sparkling water would be somewhat better than absolutely disgusting. But you would be wrong.

How the fuck did golf end up being the one sport vidya genre that was left unfucked?

I only drink Iced Tea. Sometimes with flavorings like Peach or Lemon.

calm down ren

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Celebrity golfers are far less important to an individual sport like golf. Motorsports are also generally unaffected, though similarly niche. The normalfags that play Madden and NBA can't live without their Lebron Jameses and Tom Bradys, though.

Speaking of EA

Tom Brady is actually good and not just at sports ball

nuBATTLEFRONT II GAMEPLAY LEAK
volafile.org/r/cahp8d08

shits out of focus
get a better camera

so it's just sportz

If i see it correct you need fucking points to unlock vehicles? FOR FUCK SHAKE!!!!!!

That makes sense, especially since all the normalfag tier celebrity golfers are either washed up, retired or dead.

2D loli is allowed.
You can get banned for illegal content, DMCA, and sometimes excessive spam.

That's a really fucking elaborate way to serve iced tea. Gimmick pint jar mugs, fancy spiral-striped straws, half a dozen lemons, a shitload of ice, some kind of pan, and a cloth to absorb the condensation? Just like pour it in a cup.

Fuck off, Tom.

His line is good, but as soon as he goes down hes a prissy bitch.

DEATH TO E3, LONG LIVE REN

Anything worth while from Microsoft, Sony or Nintendo?

No.

Let's just put it this way mark: you're going to regret buying a switch

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Dangerous dubs here

God, time and time again, you prove yourself to be such a fucking casual. Mark hurry and eat another load of 40 cakes so we can have a new BO, please. k thx bye

I don't even know why I pay for premium membership on this site?

Microsoft is making a new Banjo Game developed by Ninja Theory
Sony is making a new Wild Arms developed by Bioware
and Nintendo is making a new Custom Robo for mobile

Depression

fugg

don't even joke about that

Is there a voice chat discord or mumble somewhere? I got an old Holla Forums mumble but it's empty now.

Every year I end up working or driving during e3 so I can hardly ever watch and instead just end up watching or listening to Holla Forums react. I got a data plan good enough to talk but maybe not good enough to stream while I drive, so I'll need to hear the pain of other anons.

Fuck off Matt you lost fair and square, go cry to MSNBC Some more

L O L

No now fuck off and give me some sheckles you jew

New OC

Can you give me some gold you jew

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God damn.

BANJO FUCKYOUEE

Discord is gay, so probably not,

By your own rules, this is a duplicated thread, fucking kill yourself Mark

betty nice

Jesus Christ.

What the fuck even uses AAAA batteries

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Why do I always have nothing to do when e3 pops up?

ask your mom

Ya don't say?

It's a shame Microsoft ruined Scalebound by forcing replacement of the loli protagonist with a generic Donte otherwise Xbone would have a good nip game.

fair enough, i've always preferred threads anyway.

This is hardcore.

Dude that's sweet.

So what is your plan then Mark?

play video games

Wait, never mind. It's from Reddit. The eyepatch and crystals were edited in though. A bit disappointed, but still a good edit.

You had one fucking job you autistic Jew.

I always keep hearing this, but legit am confused. Why is Discord gay/shit/ect. again? Really have no idea, and it's like every time I ask, anons just respond with >ever using discord and nothing else.

Is there something I missed? Is /g/ sperging out over it because MUH BOTNET? Did some major autism happen on it? Or is it something else?

I'm gonna get a buzzcut while I wait, my hair is chocolate again.

Yeah it's allowed, but spoil your lewds

It's the same exact thing as Skype just with a different company selling everything you say and who you talk to.

YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE CAKE

Fuck them. If I wanted a game that caters to the Western palette, I'd get a Western game.

Discord is a data mining operation.

Well yeah, I obviously didn't draw the whole thing. I simply edited it

So you're rocking the Jewish Skinhead look again

a data mining operation by the Jews mind you.

Did you know Mark Zuckerberg is Jewish.

nani? did you shill the shit out of that crap?

didn't*

Zuck the cuck also plans on running for president.

Did you know You are Jewish

Is that actually true? Or is it /g/ or some anons pulling data/numbers/'facts' out of their asses? Really am unsure, since it feels like no one actually will show me proofs of this shit. I mean, if there is proof of this (other than /g/ memes of "if it isn't made for/by muh linux master race it's botnet/shit"), then I'll leave it be. Otherwise, I feel like I'm being rused.

Who's ready for the virtue signaling in this year's E3! I AM!

I can't even decide what day i would like to see the terrorist attack the most. I want all of them to burn.

It's not that they don't understand this it's that they're infested with parasites who are butchering content in Japanese games while preaching their dogma on top of making more money by telling Japs that all the heavy changes are necessary & subsequently they must be paid more.

Yeah I used to, but I'd rather not make one again. Unless you guys wanna join a temp discord, which in that case we can just crash the Holla Forums mumble. Or some shit.

I'm not Jewish, I'm Japanese.

t. weebs

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Bethesda attack from Todd Himself is what I want the most

Is this OC ripped from this paper, user?
trans.uma.es/pdf/Trans_15/19-28.pdf

Wait, I thought Mark Zuckerburg was just a race mixer, I didn't know his people had a vested interest in producing children who'd he school in controlling the world after white people?

Mark please we have IDs here I know it's you

hahahaha oh wow, im telling you one of these fuckers is going to land a job at Bioware one day.

I might respect him if he did, but what would future Toddthesda games look like?

Bethesda would stop making games and go all in the lie detector business

sheeeeeeet

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rank

Jews plan is always to race mix, some of them are already starting the next plan for if Whitey is finished and that is to take down Japan

Like Morrowind, seeing as Pete is the reason ES and Fallout are shit

We wuz Samurais n sheeeeiiiit
t. Mark the Jew

gay

Todd posting has gone too far

Didn't we try and fail to watch movies on there last year?

Todd literally did nothing wrong
Everything is Pete Hines fault

Morrowind was good because Todd forced his failed We WA'Z ANTI_EMPIRE AND SHIEEET'S, meanwhile morrowind had time to grown untouched by bethesda's taint…

Just look after how TES3 was really a side project.

Are you going to attempt to stream movies inbetween the conferences again like last year Mark?

It's a circlejerk of roughly 25 autists, furries, crossdressers and fags for most of the year. Only time anything but that happens on there is when boardkike shills it.

Would you want me too?

Oh boy, strap in for a fecal shower of regressive buzzwords.
DRUMF! - we're still salty
FASCISM! - anything that isn't totalitarian left
DIVERSITY! - fuck whitey
INCLUSION! - exclude whitey

Isn't pedo-pete just their PR guy?

No it's because Pete Hines didn't touch it

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the gay club's two blocks down.

I guess

No Pete is head of Development, Todd is their PR guy now
Anything to the contrary is a facade

fuck you kike
:^)

this

Kojima did nothing wrong
Everything is Konami fault

i still have nightmares

Thanks for telling us where you live fag

I'm not ready for E3.

Believe it Todd is a crook too!
Hines is a next level shitshow, see Oblivion and Skyrim…

The people who worth anything long left bethesda after Morrowind/ during Oblivion development.

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Of course you'd know that.

I like this new meme

Mark looks like he's going for the fabled quadruple chin.

Is this a LOL thread?

Is he going to rape the baby

Nah Bethesda has been seeing up Todd as the fallout guy

I've been Shitposting this meming for a while now

The data says otherwise, user.

OF COURSH

Terrorist attack in E3

Wait, so that's a dude? That's even worse than what I thought it to be of some degenerate woman having second thoughts on her life's decisions.

That picture went from somewhat wholesome to kill it with fire!

will he dare to challenge the king?

Shall I Dump

fucking EA. why? do they pay money to be first?

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Reminds me of the tranny in the GDQ earlier this year

Because they know in a few more years gaming will actually be dead.

For real though:

He can't keep getting away with it.

Terrorist attack in E3
Someone important is killed

Dont fall behind

rerroll

I hope mark is getting /fit/ I dont want him dying on us

MGSV would of been done if Stephanie wasn't a slut and took up all of Kojima's time with degenrate sex

I putted the pic in google image search just for fun… it's pointed to cartoonnetwork.com… Damn!

Fucking faggot. He's the reason this board is a shitshow.

you stole my dubs

just do it

The hebrew stores shekels in it's thick jowls for the coming winter.

That first image makes my balls hurt

MGSV would have been a shit game even if it was finished, Kojima had no vision other than "OPEN WORLD" which I imagine he likely screamed at the top of his lungs to the kojipro interns in between his globehopping jap-dutch sexcapades

you still haven't told me to go fuck myself

The only fit Mark has ever known is how many large pizzas will fit in his gut.

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Does Papa John's count as a large pizza? I've eaten quite a few of those

WOW ONLY EA TODAY
HOW INCREDIBLY EXCITING

perfect 10
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Nah mate MGSV planned to not only have a 3rd chapter that resolved the plot but as well as expand the first 2, as Afghanistan was meant to be much more expanded and be it's own chapter but when Kojima rushed off all the time it never got near as done as it should of, same with 2
Fuck there was even a possible 4th and 5th chapter in mind each in a different location but never even got started
Though Chapter 3 actually did get started and Mission 51 was meant to be the start of said chapter

2 nukes 2 low

Aren't you hyped for some mufuggen madden?

Nothing is stopping you to make a better vidya board, goy.

Dont forget reddit too

That's pretty lewd dude, I think you should take that back.

Whats your favorite dead IP and the chances of it being raped back to life? Pic related, unlikely.

Nintendo is going to take E3 tgis year for free. No one else has ang good exclusives and the only other game worth a shit is Bannerlord

When is this shit going to start?

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Read the OP

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Actualy SEGA is going to win and they don't even have a conference.

Just tell me coon

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Read the OP.

four and a half hours from now.

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Thanks brother

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WOW I LOVE MINECRAP

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Nope, the story in MGSV was stupid sure, but that was only the icing on the shit cake

MGSV would have been a shitty game one way or the other, but at least it would have been a finished shitty game

Pic related

No surer way to waste your time.

2018

No you don't understand, that was basic bones and not at all indicative of what was planned, every mission was actually radically different in the planning but never actually materialised
For example there was meant to be a mission where you could decide to kill Huey or not

yeah you sure do

Oh by the way, you guys interested in that leaked Cyberpunk stuff that's probably gonna leak soon?

I AM MARK

Fucking amazing

VF5 PC port?

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I almost feel like there's some sort of symbolism or metaphor in that clip.

I got a mumble if anyone would like to join, its hosted with decent connection. I'm too lazy to make any separate rooms but I will if necessary

Address: mumble-us2.cleanvoice.com
Port: 63382

Lets hope Ren properly crashes E3 with no shurvivorsh!

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Namco is kinda in the lead with Guilty Gear: Dragon Ball and Ace Combat 7

You fucking cunt you made me miss my banepost trips by one

I know, nobody but you would have 30 useless shitposts in a single thread.

So is life in the chans

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Nuh-uh. Real relationships are homogeneous and heterosexual.

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I havent finished dumping it I need to crop all of the strips.

If you announce nothing, you win

e3.vidya.fm/

Got a sauce on that my dude?

Fucking faggots.

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why did you have to remind me

Why did they make the Chinese girl black too?

Well That company from last year showed nothing and won

Title please. For research purposes.

Exactly, the only way to win the E3 game is to not play

Alright, I've made some rooms. Join in when the stream starts

Mark you fagged put the mumble info in the sticky when its up proper

Any anons have their report cards from last year? We should do some comparisons to see how much worse it is this year

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HOSTING A RAB.IT STREAM

lets.rabb.it/886j/zRdMwyTQRD
lets.rabb.it/886j/zRdMwyTQRD
lets.rabb.it/886j/zRdMwyTQRD

HOP IN, IT MIGHT BE MARGINALLY BETTER THAN INFINITY.MOE

Does this pic require a spoiler, oh great BO?

I gotta find the template, but here's mine

I'm ready for dreams to become memes

Boku no pico

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I won't forgive you.

Fuck you.

Nobody asked you.

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why do you save these to your computer

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various lewds

haha the faggot dies

this is the panel that makes sense out of all the comic

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You are a faggot using 9fag lingo

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You got me user

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who the fuck keeps editing my mongolian cartoon porn with cockney/australian accents?

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are we just uploading random pics now

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stop

:^)

fag

And you a faggot for not knowing that phrase predates 9gag.

GUYS

ADAM WEST DIED OF LEUKEMIA TODAY
>E3 HASNT EVEN STARTED AND THE CANCER IS LITERALLY REAL

You fags are shitting up the thread. Please fuck off.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM THE SENATE

HOLY FUCK

Fuck, he was great.

What is "a story about two cities" about?

The one that starts with:
Or something related

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F

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What a shame.

terrorist attack in e3

Oh god the memes are forming.

Who?

Fuck, now e3 keeps getting fucking worse. Hurry up Ren.

Now thats what im hoping for.

E3 will produce enough horrors, there's no need to make this into a knockoff LOL thread.

bruh

In memory of Adam West

what am i watching, this is embarassing

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Hopefully Ren will claim more.

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scalebound looks like utter dog shit

F

Hail Hitler?

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Godspeed you magnificent bastard

2016 is that you?

Holy Batman is this shit

He is known for Playing Adam West

I'm finishing this arc at least tbh fam

It was canceled a while back.
It did looked like ass.

An audio-only broadcast over crackly FM radio would probably be marginally better than Infinity.moe.

wtf then what am i watching, why is this a demo of a cancelled game

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If dubs, Gabe Newell comes on stage and announces Peggle 3

CEASE AND DESIST

We don't need another laughingstock failure.

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ADAM SESSLER
fuck

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WELP

Dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed

F
He got dubs.

PEGGLE 3

Noice, then Ren can slaughter everyone while the riots happen

checked

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ONE FUCKING JOB

YO
WHAT U DRINKIN?
WHAT U EATEN?
YO

Potato chips
Orange juice

At least I have you Holla Forums…

amazing

Lets hope this e3 will go well.

Or else i'l start killing jews.

Lets hope not

*to Hell
FTFY

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why wait?

Congrats, we did it.

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Arizona Half and Half Lemon Ice Tea
Maple Cookies

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JUST
DO
IT

it doesn't get more conclusive than this.

Meatloaf on bread with mayonnaise & Ketchup and a small glass of Goyca Goyla.

Meant as reply.

packet of hula hoops and some Donkey Kong Jungle Juice for the special occasion

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nice

HERE WE GO

the fire rises

It keeps happening.

Nothing

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Well Holla Forums today is finally the day so expectations ?

Diet Shasta and maybe some eggs or some shit I don't know i gotta get it sorted out

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2 sets of quads making e3 hell for us? Then fuck, it has to happen now.

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it's gonna be real gay my man

niggers

noodles and lemon jews

It's always extremely painful for the other party.

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Yes i tried to be funny, i'm not sorry.

let's see what happens

I love you Holla Forums. Never change.

not if ren stands true and blows e3 to smithereens

Thank goodness, I'm not too late.

Shitposting soothes the soul.

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god that would just be the best

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Me too, not that I know why, it's been shit every year, from the dubstep, cinematic, brown and bloom days to the inception horn and always online present.

The funny thing is… has they ever been an example of whatever happened in that comic, ever happening?

is there gonna be a shitpost stream covering E3 content? I want to make inappropriate comments and call out jewish tactics without fear of reprisal with other like minded gentlemen.

No. You're thinking of the trailer for Everything which is technically eligible (because it's a short film rather than a trailer the fucking thing goes for 11 fucking minutes) but there's probably no chance because vidya. The people covering this story balls it up and claimed it was nominated for an Academy Award but it hasn't been.

I think you meant "verify"

The simplest way of going about that argument is to simply ask people "Why do you have the right to vote?"
So are drunk, mentally disabled, psychophrenic and children. We don't allow them to vote. Why don't they get a vote?
So does the opinion of the neighbouring countries. Why don't they get a vote?

Then hit them with the simple argument by comparison: you should let someone vote on the same conditions you let them drive.
Are they educated enough to make a conscious decision? Are they sane of mind?

Youtube used to shove him up top for the very same reason as they did for irate: less sweary, more ad/family friendly content.

This faggot also listed (with a fucking straight face) a shitty dating sim featuring him and some other d-list youtubers as one last years best games.

Nuclear isn't possible anyway.

There's nothing wrong with liking some of the concepts shown. I actually like the idea of finding scrapped cars in the desert and refurbishing them. What you shouldn't do is get hyped or excited, because E3 is just empty promises and attempts to con you out of your money.

being a SW fan is suffering

Has been for a long while, friendo.

It looks pretty fun to me. You guys might just be suffering from clinical depression or something.

I really liked the game tho.I love COOP games and I wish there were more.Like real coop games (splinter cell) not just 2 people playing singleplayer (borderlands)

it's just battlefield one with a starwars skin, user

That's pretty much what battlefront always was to begin with.

I don't know where you come from I do though but you have to go >>>/back/

Just wait to see the actual game, so far it looks like a walking sim with the shooting section showed as an exception. Even then they didnt show the player doing anything, just in cover with a rifle.

nu-battlefront looked pretty fun too but only because of the fantastic sound design and visuals. I've played the "beta" and got tired of the gameplay before the beta period was actually over. They haven't changed the gameplay in any meaningful way for nu-battlefront 2 so it'll be shit too.

Splinter Cell can stand on its own quite competently though, games that outright force you to play with other people or highly recommend it are likely to be shit because they rely on the "it's fun with friends" meme.

Yeah, but its nowadays its a reskin of NuField you pleb.

All this and more. Even >>>/sw/ and >>>/starwars/ are just hollow shells of their formers selves. There's nothing worth talking about anymore now that the lore and reputation of the franchise has been fucked, destroyed, rebuilt, cucked and then fucked again and all these nu-SW fags can barely make decent discussions and are casual as fuck, and talk about nothing but fucking shipping faggotry or how poetic and deep Kylo Ren is and how he's fucking Shakespearean. You can even see retards comparing villains in older or newer movies to Kylo now. Fuck this miserable world.

What's that weird face from?

Which one?

I think it's donald trump with a red face. I am not sure because I don't follow politics.

This is how low we've fucking stooped.

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(fuckin' checked)
they probably preorder and purchase season passes as well

Do I see Jontron and TB in that lineup?

>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/suicide/
Get the fuck out of my board back to Hiroshimas embrace

THEY'RE BLATANT CUCKCHANNERS JUST LIKE HALF THE SHITPOSTERS IN THIS SHITTU THREAD

This is a level of newfaggotry I did not think possible.

(checked)
Digits of truth.

You can clearly see that the artist was trying way too hard to make a bunch of goony beard men look bishie.

battlefront 2 looked good :)

user it's a visual novel about Let's Players yes it's Jontron and TB

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;^)

well we can expect how will BF2 look now.

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What's reddit?

What's nein?

Or maybe you're just easily amused.

The Gamergoy thread is that way

It's nearly identical to the original battlefront 2 with better graphics so I'll just wait for a sale or get cheap key.

maybe

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I never said that I wasn't a cuckchan newfag.
My question was and still is what's reddit?

What you currently are

A weird drawing?

Dont forget guys

Battlefront 1 (with a massive discount applied to the season pass if you subscribe) is on origin access

origin.com/en-us/store/origin-access/vault-games

Why does he look so happy?

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Because making shitposting videos his is job

ReviewBrah being RreviewBrah.

What was the Bioware game announced?

Attack on titanfall

Holy shit.

It's name is Anthem.

because immigrants can't come in

THE WALL

THE STORY DOESNT END HERE ~dramatic pause~ ITS JUST THE BEGINNING

Who's dagoth and why does he not welcome me?

Scratch that, youll save money by not getting access but getting Ultimate. (comes with the season pass and worthless extras)

This shit was nearly 150AUD at release.

Moral Reasoning?

Nigger, I don't need to construct some abstract moral and ethical standards to watch someone shit on diaperfags for 10 minutes, I just want snarky sarcastic asshole present some freaks for me to laugh at.

As far as any E-celeb most people put content above ideology it's why the most popular Youtubers are completely apolitical.

Jareds a cuck who makes top ten videos out the wazoo for people who watch pure garbage to squeeze some joy into their meaningless existence.

You know, everytime I think I couldn't hate EA and Disney more, they ALWAYS prove me wrong.

What is love?

A chemical reaction in your brain.

I wonder if people still play this

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would invade a mans dreams before trying to kill him?

Only on consoles.

What can change the nature of a man?

I honestly wish the wall fails and puts the final nail on BioWare's coffin. They've never made a good game

N'wah huh? At least you can CHIM. Who are you?

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is this good or bad ?

A console game is popular on console but dead on PC.

Its thanks to this while allt he battlefield games are going back to server browsers, hopefully Hardline will have its server browser up soon.

augmentations that would radically change the way your brain works.

Bad. When your Star Wars game is described as feeling more similar to a modern warfare game it's bad.

we will see

How the fuck would that not be bad?

A mecha with wheel(s)? Did I inspire you to draw this by presenting Ride Back the anime in the mecha thread a week ago, about wheeled mechs?

It's an improvement over the first game at least.

So what is the general consensus on Fallout 4? I know it's still loathed but I got to wonder what Holla Forums hated or liked about it.

Which one is Totalbiscuit? Don't see him there.

Reminder that TBs fanbase is 75% from sweden, you cant make this shit up

They can't help but relate to a dying white male

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Sauce?

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He's actually not entirely wrong here.

Wish I had it but its from one of TBs vids where he goes off on a rant and then talks about where the people who watch his vids come from. I havent saved it

which post?

elaborate

He has cancer and has vested interest in not getting fucked over by insurance companies so it's only natural for him to care about not dying.

Who's the artist that made this?

I think this is out of context.

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except existing conditions are still covered by insurance so he's literally lying.
If he loves britbong medicare so much why does he not go there to get treated?

Didn't trump try to get rid of existing conditions in his last health bill?

Total ass cancer is a brit iirc.

post a source on that if you've got it.

Someone post his wife after the weight loss so I can fantasize about giving her the baby Bain never could, being stuck with a bastard until his death.

it's not like he puts brits flag over all of his videos.

doesnt totalasscancer literally raise someone else' kid?

Yeah, a fag actually named Orion.

I understand why niggers like to call their children retarded names but it is really inexcusable for white parents.

Yes, a larger dumpster fire is technically a 'better' dumpster fire.

This is why cucking is always inexcusable.

Who do you think it is that names their kids Skyler, faggot?

Well there's White Trash for the right-leaning variety who name their kids Mercedes and Porsche and Hunter. There's also White Trash for the left-leaning who call their kids North West and Apple and Orion.

That was more of a question because I only vaguely remember the details like that he tried to keep the insurance subsidies/mandatory health insurance tax from Obamacare too.

instagram.com/p/BG9n8BdLmLF/
If you can extract the image from instagram be my guest.

Disgusting face.

also
Fag.

Why do brits keep marrying really obese women
what's wrong with em

No idea, I though pork was haram for them.

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Maybe like niggers, brits have really big dicks and they only way they can have satisfying sex is by porking a fatty fat fatty.
LOL

Goddamn, this shit gets me in the same way reverse moral degeneration does.

For the first time in my life I'll be skinny.

I'd guess low self esteem.

Isn't he meant to be dead by now?

Congrats user! Don't be like me and get fat again! It sucks throwing your hard work out the window.

We're quite a fat nation. Not as fat as America though, you'd have to be trying really hard to accomplish that.

Anyway I doubt you could name a single other Brit male who's married a fat woman tbh.

Actually, Mexico is now the fattest country on earth.

I've been living in the Uk for three years now and probably more than half of the attractive men I know are dating really fat slags.
Actually, it seems from where I am that women are generally very fat, but men aren't.

Was gone all day, what did I miss?

nothing

Brits should be gayer

Apparently it's Kuwait, no good source on that though.

Are you unaware of the Scots?

The food is shit, which makes people prone to eat junk food, and the little gastronomy they have, most of them from countries not their own, consists of heavy caloric stuff.

>SPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTSSPORTS

am not, guvnah. I am from USA.
Also, make brits less cucked. Yes, that is good.
How are scots?

Did I miss anything cringy at least?

EA attempted humor

there was a bit where two sports commentator's came out trying to be quirky which was pretty shit. apart from that there was the usual "wow i'm so hip and trendy" presenters with their fake hype.

a few missed high fives and people forgetting their lines

Worse than 9/11, that should be a crime.

The humor is stale because they play it safe and try to cater to as many people as possible because they are afraid to offend.

They're better than Brits
Also they're not as cucked

You missed very little user, and I regret spending the last hour or so watching an archive of the conference.

They had a montage of various cringeworthy Battlefield 1 youtube videos, and there was also a segment where two people dressed in vests or some shit were promoting a FIFA game.

Let me guess, 75% of the show was Madden, Fifa, Battlefield and Battlfront.

Fat people should be gassed. I am genuinely disgusted by fat females.

As a female you've one fucking job. Be pretty. Almost your entire value as a human is based on your appearance, especially when you're young. You can't even maintain a decent weight, one of the most important aspects of being attractive. All you need is a tiny bit of self control and you lack that. People with no self control are selfish and disgusting.

Try 90% of the show, the only things they had that weren't those you mentioned were the prison break game and the trailer with no gameplay that I can't even remember the name of.

It took them two Battlefronts to get something approaching the level of quality of the first game. I actually think it was part of a cunning plan. They made the first NuBattlefront extremely basic (it doesn't even have classes) so they could put in all the good ideas in the second one.

I know, it's bullshit. But normalfags don't know the difference and they'll eat it up while claiming that the series has moved forwards by leaps and bounds.

Forgot about Need for Speed, but who cares.

Fat people make me rage ever since I thought about this fact. It's like some hunger games shit where you have the rich abusing the food they eat not caring about the people starving around them.

>>>/reddit/

I never read or watched it but it's popular to the point where I know what it's about because it's mentioned so much in pop culture. I literally have no idea if it's good or not.

It's funny too, because normal people today live like kings compared to REAL kings from 200 years ago.

This. Gaining weight is a time consuming process, if you gain enough weight to actually lose any sign of human proportion. You should be killed. Be like Japan where it's a LAW to stay thing. Come on USA, what are you doing!?! You can cut so many fucking healthcare costs this way!!

Should have said HBO.
Do WE have an HBO board?

Well, it's average, but it has things that are like catnip to normalfags.

No, because Hunger Games is dog shit tier normalfag bait and dog shit tier normalfag bait belongs in Leddit.

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fuck off

The Mario x Rabbids game is indeed real, and the anons who claimed that the leaks are fake will be BTFO very soon.

I can't fault you for not remembering the extremely basic name "Anthem" which looks like the Mass Effect replacement with Destiny/Halo 4 or 5 looking armor.

It's not against the law to be overweight in Japan. There is a law where people have to have their waists measured yearly and if they're above the government suggested size they're referred to various support and counseling options, but they're not fined or imprisoned or anything.

COMPANIES, however, are fined if a significant percentage of their employees are overweight. But there's no penalty for the citizens.

I think he does, judging from his strong reaction.
Also, prepare to watch d7e9be and 294318 have a heated argument.

You can think science for that fact for the most part. Too bad the average Joe doesn't appreciate it, try to learn from it or trust it when it's what allows them to use the Iphones they use every day or drive to work.

Nigger it's called freedom. Some faggot wants to eat himself to death then he's allowed to do log as he can pay for it.

so whats on right now?

Thanks, so they can just say "Fuck it" and ignore suggestion!? Are the programs FREE? Jesus henry christ. Why would [the people ignoring health groups] do that!?

Key phrase, people CAN'T pay for it and expect men like /YOU/ to pay for it. That's not freedom, that's fucking theft.
Give me back my fucking tax dollars you FUCKING PIGS.

The government itself should send well documented infograms (or even detailed books with images) to people who are obese, similar to the user I responded to above about Japan. Always remember, knowledge is power.

Nothing. Next conference is tomorrow. You have the schedule in the OP.

You should play Little Nightmares. A major theme of the game is gluttony expressed through excessive eating.

It is? What about Sumo wrestlers?

Other user corrected me, it seems you only get called up for a talk.

Sure. However, do bear in mind I said that companies are fined. So there is significant pressure from companies on their employees, and people looking to be hired that are overweight are far more likely to be passed up.

So being overweight isn't against the law, but the law requiring size checks (and fines on companies) have resulted in some societal pressure. And it's relatively successful, since Japan is one of the least obese first-world countries in the world.

Hey, this guy is from the latest TESO expansion! Hes' so weird. He's some sort of poet or something! :^)

I'm glad Force Unleashed killed my love for Star Wars EU when it did. If I'd stuck it out up to the Disney nuking, I would have died inside.

That's fucking amazing, Japan made it a psuedo-law, which gives people the freedom to be fat, but to an extent. Now if only they could fix their educational system and people overworking to their deaths, they'd be perfect.

All English/Commonwealth nation, US included, have around the same rate of obesity/overweight statistics. The perception that the US is solely fat is rather outdated

FATTY DETECTED

I wish I had a workout buddy I could fuck after losing weight

I'd suck you after every workout

Why did you reply to me with that?

Holy fuck, don't do this.
You into after workout musk? or, during the shower?
UNF.

That's the first place my mind went to, I'm a little flabby right now, and it feels nice running with someone else. Now I had to rebuild my endurance and make my stomach flat again because I gave up for like the 4th time. At least I'm losing my stretchmarks, I think

I'd probably let you suck my dick if you promise not to make the situation gay

AWAKEN MY MASTERS

anything you want, user

Lel I've never ever been skinny. I was born fat at 37lbs. Clocking in at just over 300lbs and 6ft 4, I enjoying my life eating 1500 calorie meals like a madman 3 times a day. I have rolls upon flaps upon chins upon flab and there's not a damn thing any of you can do to stop me :^)

Your heart will.

Y-You too huh?

My heart will work until I die of iron poisoning in my blood from hemochromatosis at the age of 55. Like I give a good god damn fuck about heart problems.

Only if we worship each others bodies and the effort it took to build up our gains I'd give you a good Jelq for extra hardness

No limits?
AWAKEN, MY MASTURBATORS

Didn't even the Goons make fun of TB for being a fucking fag?

Whelp, s'been fun lads.

Nigger. It got deleted an hour ago.
What was it?

Sumo wrestlers have a specialized 20,000-calorie-a-day high-fat high-protein diet.

Japanese as a country, is getting fatter due to western fast food, however this has also ed to Japanese women increasing in breast size which annoys me

You're talking to the most submissive trap in the world

Chris-chan's unclit, I think

The FIFA segment was probably the worst as far as that goes. EA usually is more boring than cringe, though.

I kekked at the NBA '18 cameo in the middle of the Battlefront match, though

Overall, the presentation honestly felt a bit more like Ubisoft-lite than the usual EA to me.

JUST FUCK ALREADY.

hhhhhhhrurrrrrriiiiiiihhhhhhhhhjhjjjjjjjjj

I don't WANT a fucking trap user, I just want a handsome guy to make out with. You DID say anything.
Why not make yourself look like a man again and then we make love

My body is fucking gross and hairy right now user, I'm glad I have high test but sometimes I don't want my body temperature to be as high due to the amount of hair I have
It's not even that much but it's annoying in certain places
Alright, it IS a lot compared to the average man, but I'm not the hairiest
Hairy men are hot.

This thread is just like your average crowd at e3.
Full of faggots.

Prove E3 is a faggot roach nest.

Liking traps and futa doesn't make you gay; as long as the boy is cute, it's not gay. The dick only makes it better, especially if it's feminine.

Oh boy, here we go

I'm going to forcefuck you and beat the SHIT out of sissy ass until you DO admit it's gay, you fucking queerfaggot. Fuck you!!

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Consider sucking my cock.

Pics related.

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I'm with the other user. I lost 60lb a few years ago and it felt great. It can be pretty difficult to keep it off at times though.

Classic.

Should I stay up for Develover's Steam anons? If there's nothing new to announce I don't see why, but if Suda 51 is there, something must be going on

You are wrong

If liking futa makes you gay wouldn't that make 90% of Holla Forums gay?

if i remember correctly he made that post as a joke about what his goals for the year were, then people started posting it out of context and it became a meme.

we're literally killing TB with meme magic

You're assuming that 90% of Holla Forums enjoys futa
Faggots get out of my board

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Most of the porn artists posted are Futa artists and half the porn I see posted is futa. Also if you go to any of the Holla Forums board boards it makes up a huge percentage of the porn. Someone who has never fapped to futa on Holla Forums is the minority.

you didn't even try

Where the hell is the link for the Devolver stream?

I don't think it was going to take place today. Or was I wrong?

It's supposed to take place in half an hour if I read the schedule right

I love big tittied Asians. Double up the American fast food!

Good. I liked him until gamergay started and he revealed himself to be a spineless twat. I shouldn't have been surprised since he was a liberal. At least the situation helped me realise Ecelebs are trash that deserve no respect except Ross.
pic unrelated

it's tomorrow.
i wish i wasn't too stupid to understand timezones, i literally woke up at 5:45 for this shit

Sunday 1AM eastern, am I wrong?

Fuck, then I read the schedule wrong. Seconding request for stream link.

esplain

e3.vidya.fm/

Nope, I was wrong, whoever made the schedule was a retard and thought that 10PM PT on sunday translated to 1AM Sunday, info at the top of the thread is wrong, it starts 1AM monday EST, right after Betehsda

Thanks user, you're a life saver. Do you accept payment in writefaggotry?

Go back to halfcuck you degenerates.

It's immediately after Bethesda's conference.

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It's okay, I do what I must to make E3 less gay since none of the big websites can seem to make good simple pages dedicated solely to the event

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Look up Ross's Game Dungeon. He does reviews of older/obscure games. Don't expect pro gameplay, he's actually not very good at video games. But he has excellent taste and a decent sense of humor. He also tends to go off topic and rant for a bit before going back to talking about the game.

kek

Honestly, what is the appeal of this faggot? Almost every vidya-related youtube video I used to see always had him as the top and most liked comment.

Dumb people in America hear a British accent and think the person is smart.

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I wasn´t here yesterday, did I miss anything important?

no

What is wrong with Japan's educational system?

You're lucky. I wish I were you.

Might want to look up the Battlefield 2 trailer. It looks interesting but will probably be a disappointment.

There was two other things worth mentioning, a game about breaking out of prison that can only be played splitscreen, and another game about humans who live behind a wall because they're scared monsters will kill them. Can't remember the other two names though.

The "fat American" stats are inflated by blacks and Mexicans, especially black women. As of 2012 about 77-78% of blacks and Mexicans in the US were overweight or obese. Whites are actually the thinnest demographic in the US, but there's still way too many fat fucks.

my nigga

i can't bring myself to hate totalbiscuit. when it comes to video games he's one of the few journalists that actually knows his shit and he will call companies out when they try to pull some jewery instead of shilling it like most others. he's also a fan of old school fps. as a vidya journalist he's kind of the one eyed king in the land of the blind

i've listened to his podcast far more than i'm proud to admit and he doesn't really talk about his political views aside from occasional jokes.

A Way Out and Anthem, respectively. The former looks possibly okay, while fuckall info was given on the latter, aside from it being a new IP from Bioware that looks like a Destiny ripoff.

So really, nothing game-changing overall from EA, unsurprisingly.

Ross is amazing and an inspiration to anyone trying to make videogame videos.

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There is no such thing as an American, the entire country is a psyop.

>>>/auschwitz/

Hitler would have sent you to the gas chambers too if he only had the chance, mutt.

Only land owning white males in America are Americans.

I don't see a problem with this statement.

Oh how I wish this were true

Students are pretty overworked. It's not uncommon, especially in the cities, for children to have an ~8 hour school day, maybe a club activity for an hour or two (which are so heavily recommended as to basically be enforced in some situations), and then head right to a cram school for an extra 4 or 5 hours of studying most days of the week.

Cram schools, especially, bring about their own problems. For one, not all students can afford to attend (they do tend to be rather pricey). Second, there are arguments being made that the prevalence of cram schools has led to a decrease in standard schooling, i.e. regular classes are now not teaching as much and students are having to pick up the slack in cram schools. Three, obviously there's a huge time commitment.