Countries that suck at video games

I don't think Finland is good at games either.

I bet it's England's fault that everyone in the commonwealth makes shitty gaymen;
the empire never died, it just started dressing like a girl

Obviously you're referring to vidya

This times 1000x. The British are a Paris of themselves.

*parody

Australia is the dump for the world's white trash and home for the aboriginals. What do you expect?

And the testing ground for every bad idea

God damn it. It wasn't a "decisive emu victory" it was a white peace.

Japan oddly enough, aside from the oldfags and dedicated retro gamers.

He's not dead in my dreams

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Hey don't be so silly, we've never done communism.

No you had it better the first time.

It's largely ping.
Try playing a game that requires fast response times on 100-200 ping. Hell, I get 70 ping connecting to Australian games.

Mexicans

resolution is too shitty for to make out the chart.
If you made this yourself then you need to fix it.

the literal parasite of online gaming communities.

gimme maps and stats fagets

Explain this shitpostralia

Also this.

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Stereotypes confirmed once again.

A NOI!

I did but it was so long ago that I don't seem to have those charts saved and I'm not sure they actually still exist anywhere.
The context is that it was survey results from the Alpha of Nioh. Both Americas and Europe region reported around about the same in regards to difficulty and such but "Asia" region way less favorable, apparently considering it too hard.

fyi the captions are:
Overall
Action & Controls
Graphics & Atmosphere
Stage Design
UI
Music & Sound Effects
Difficulty & Game Balance

and the rating scales follows as:
Very Good, Good, Neutral, Bad, Very Bad

Australians are usually pretty good at Racing and Fighting games but there's almost no local scenes so the ones that show up in "e-sports" are faggot.

Well known. Japan loves to grind, hates to actually be challenged. Games like Dark Souls only exist because they are marketed to the west.

Yes OP, that is the reason. I'm Australian and have thought as much myself for a long time. Gaming sucks down here. There are big games that die annually when the new version comes out, and there are dead communities. There is no in-between. It sucks being here.
It doesn't help that our government considers vidya to be "more sensitive" than other content so it gets more heavily treated by the censorship board, and the government doesn't consider gaming as part of the arts or entertainment so it gets fuck all funding, while fucking post-modern trash gets thrown about by retards reeeeing at the moon during their cycle.

From what I understand. Any real scene is online due to the sheer distance between Australians. People don't understand just how spread out we really are. This distance makes it really hard to organise any event that has a niche userbase. We apparently have some decent fighters and players but because we're so far away from the rest of the competition we struggle to have a presence. I'm not a huge tournament follower, but I've met people who have got friends and family who moved overseas to try and become "professional gamers". I think most would probably end up back home or trapped in Twitch hell.

What I would do for a decent arcade in Australia.

We have some "net cafe" type places around my town, but the only people who go there are the exact people you would expect to go there and wouldn't want to play video games with ever.

which is why we pirate games that censor

This is a good thing. We removed the tax breaks investors got for putting cash into our film industry and now only the wankiest shit gets arts funding. We're better off giving as little as possible to support vidya in Australia because the end result will be the same crowd of dickheads that infest our film industry sucking up all the cash available.

We've got a Guf in my area. I used to go there weekly with two mates just to muck around and play fighting games. Then we realised how terrible everyone was there and ended up having vidya nights at one of our places. Best decision we ever made. Didn't have to listen to spastic normalfaggots screech about LoL and CoD.

That is concerning user.

Yeah Guf is the one here too. God almighty they are the most autistic humans, while driving through town we went past the Guf and outside was the fattest, most disgusting female wearing a Princess Peach cosplay making out with a fat guy dressed as Junkrat.

No one said Australia was a safe nation.

Neon Genesis Emugelion.

Why is australia such a disappointment, right now they are getting their butts kicked by frogs to.

Well we had some pests and we introduced the frogs
But then the frogs were shit so we introduced something to get rid of the frogs
But then they didn't do that and now we got them and frogs
The frogs aren't that bad anymore though, climate change will hopefully kill them all if it exists but if not it wont

Be glad your shitty devs get no funding. In this Pinko-Commie shithole, indie faggots like Phil Fish can receive government grants to put out dogshit.

no need when you have free welfare if you have the auts

There are three reasons.
1. They're a normal Australian thus drunk 100% of the day.
2. They're a SJW and don't play vidya.
3. They're too busy fighting tank sized fucking spiders that spit concentrated neurotoxin.

australia's a continent not a country

But Australia made my favourite Shadowrun game.

USA, japs, brits

Americans are the best of man. America is the greatest country in the world. This can not be denied, it is proven by the pure socialist decadence in everyother country of this world. America is a shining light amongst a sea of skulls beneath the clouds of Marx. I would die fighting the Communists and the Terrorists of this world to be called American.

Not really. Taken as a group we have absolutely horrendous tastes in our choice of games, but when it comes to playing games we're pretty good at it.

Anybody from south or central America is garbage at games.

Also: All french and most europeans I meet on games are terribad.

Wrong, Australia is a country in the Australian continent

Su android non c'è fifa [inserisci ultimo anno]

Normalfags aside, they're also the ones who play Japanese and Slavic games the most, nips are huge westaboos when it comes to vidya.

Not what happened to Rhodesia.

Israel declares it has a right to exist and a right to those lands, and its supporting arguments include a large and powerful conventional military and some nuclear weapons.

Your counterargument, sir?

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If you nuked Australia what would you call the result? It's already a wasteland so you can't use that term.

With that logic, anyone can pull that bullshit out of their ass to conquer other countries.

Well, seeing as much of the outback is actually radioactive with uranium I'd say the Abbos would be fine seeing as they probably evolved with a high radiation tolerance

What're they saying and what's going on?

the people's democratic republic of chinese natural resources

Yes. And it typically works…if you're strong enough.

Its just the events of the last century which halted expansion of this nature…mostly….and made it unusual.

Agreed, jews are violent criminal animals and should be put down for humanity's sake.

ftfy

That is correct, yes. Where is the problem here? You fight a war and win then take the spoils which just so happen to be land. Literally how it has always worked.

Midget trying to mug tourists.

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Might is Right

Yeah, and it's not just the ping.
What games are you playing with them, because in my experience euros are by far the best FPS players.

All the mudslimes declared war on it and still lost
The suicide bombing retards couldn't even create a holocaust

Where your power comes from is irrelevant as long as you have it and can keep it.

Thats literally how it has worked in the world since the inception of humanity.

Nah. I play with asussies on FAF pretty often. They ain't bad, but they lag terribly 40% of the time.

Australia's current issue is a result of every publisher and his dog being cunts.
The results are typical. The Australian servers will be a piss poor after thought for every game and there is nothing that can be done about it.

The golden age was over a decade ago.

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I should add meanwhile our connection to Asia is alright so I don't know what the fuck OP is on about.

Kill yourself, aussie.

Basically exactly the same, except on fire.

Midgets tend to be special in the head department too. But overall the video looks like some sort of setup.

You just have to squint your eyes to see it.

The french are the fucking worst, annoying and worse English than most slavs.

Please, american scene in never the top one even in shits like cs or starcraft.

The wildlife is starting to deal with them for us, namely corvids who have figured out how to eat them without getting poisoned.

So exactly the same.

Shouldn't you be out doing what Koreans do? Like protesting your feminist government or eating dogs or dodging Kim Jing Uns missiles?

Didn't a shitposter get into Top 8 at VF5 at EVO?

Are you that upset because I got in "in" instead of "is"?

So the birds are outsmarting you again? Just kidding, I already know crows are smarter than most humans

Crows are bros, unlike the feathered jew.

I'm a BR and I'm proud of shitting up online games.

Holy fuck that Deck.

Not that user, but the French are the most infuriating Monster Hunter players on the planet. Even Hues and Spics make better teammates and that's fucking sad.

Then its a good thing that he said 'pretty good' and not 'the best'

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Being constantly 3rd place out of 3 is hardly pretty good.

Yes. Look at the Soviet Union.

Alright so who is 1 and 2 if there is only 3?
South America and all of Europe?

why does it have to fail at everything?
i liked it a lot when i went there as a kid and now its a shitshow flooded with shitskins and chinks

Only the capitol cities and Melbourne

capital*

Estonians are pure cancer

Then why do they like shit like Touhou?

if convention group photos are anything to go by, i'd wager oz has a higher norm to sperg ratio than bergers

We need to make a Holla Forums version of that

I think 12 hours may be a bit low. Maybe 16 or something, if you're willing to sleep for under 8 hours regularly

i envy you

Emus are tough, killing Japs is easier.

I love Americans but god damn you guys get so shitter shattered at the mere presence of an Aussie.
Endless hours of fun because you fags can't take a fucking joke.

oh no, I didn't mean to imply that. I just thought most people who frequent messageboards spend most of their time sleeping

The germans really bet on the wrong horse with the japs.

I've found yanks that can handle bantz, but they're definitely the minority.

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Nigga we are a horrible nanny-state and the government is attempting to instill some sort of abo-supremecy. Abos are given free shit from the parasites just for blessing us with their pressence, and organizations are legally required to verbally submit to abos before any public speech.

Melbourne, the Ultimate cancer on our chosen land It's also not Australia

i miss good news week
>>>/aus/

Did it get cancelled

don't remember.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_News_Week

Fuck I meant Good Game

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wew

Thank god, Good Game turned into fucking cancer when they laid off the bloke so they could have more "females" in gaming

I remember they gave Bayo 2 a 7 because tits

And I have the height for volley ball too, but I did rowing instead. God damn it, what a waste.

Thanks user, I've been looking for her for ages but couldn't remember her name.

wasn't that down from a 9 and a 1/2 or something?
I blame Hex for cucking the weaker game reviewer and i blame the ABC for getting rid of the only one qualified to be their

there*

Back in the early CoD1 days during clan wars, Slovenes were rumored to be the biggest noobs in the region.

I'm not sure if it was merely a meme but truth be told, not a lot of 1337 skillzors Slovenes were encountered.

probably this also was around the same time of them sperging about Goobergablers

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australians are actually the best at games. because whenever playing on foreign servers, they'll have to compensate for lag. ie shooting ahead of enemies, growing a 6th sense in anticipating movements and finding exploits that make gameplay easier for us. so when actually given low ping, australians are by far the best and most skilled players in the world.

noice

I can vouch for Filipinos being terrible at vidya. Singaporeans use them as tools to feel good in multiplayer.

fucking hell

you got what you deserve

Mainly because they know it is just a video game, nothing to be so bloody serious about it. Just play and have fun.

Meanwhile, the west bought into 'pro-gaming' meme, top player, tierlist, etc. Which brought to us 'E-Sports', 'Digital Sports', 'Pro-Player E-Celeb Wannabe', 'Assfaggot', and other form of cancers.

""""Pro"""" gaming is fucking cancer.
Video games should be fun like just cause 2

Its because there is no money in being a pro gamer in Japan, you've got to get sponsored by a foreign company otherwise its not worth it. The best guilty gear player in the world had to start playing SF5 because no one would sponsor him.

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Je suis monte!

Try killing invisible Japs

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user, a mindless lump of dirt does not make invisible jap

It did for the americlaps and >the leafs

People make fun of Australia but they forget the Americans have always been even more pathetic.
At least they're not Brazil, Brazil accidentally a friendly aircraft carrier by crashing a plane into it in ww2

Aussies are generally slightly above average. It's americans and polaks who share the lowest piece of shit spot on the skill list.

The French. Having wasted far too many hours on pleb-tier games like League of Legends as well as god-tier games like Dawn of War 2: I can confirm that the French are usually bloody terrible. I have heard before that there are actually a lot of decent French, but normally you would not know who they are - instead we are only able to identify those who speak French (and as such are refusing to communicate with the rest of the team), and that obviously people who have no desire to work as a team are generally going to be shit.

Regardless the French stand out as shit to me. Whenever I see someone typing in Russian or German I generally expect them to perform pretty well (with Russians sometimes troll), but seeing French is a signal that the game is probably lost (or won if its the enemy).