E3 2017: PRE-EVENT SCHEDULES AND GAME LINEUP

you haven't been paying attention to all the sick dubs have you. You aren't watching E3 for the announcements

Yes, there are no new announcements apparently, and Xenoblade 2 is being delayed to Feb next year, but Xenoblade 2 is apparently a simultaneous translation and won't be treehoused.com.

I've heard Girlwood won't present Ubisoft this year. I wonder if they're gonna get Mr.Coffee again.

Why does nintendo hate hype?

WHAT THE FUCK

REN, YOU BETTER PULL THE TRIGGER ON A NIGGER

OP posted the wrong one.

But this time they'll do an entire Mario themed event! It worked for an only Link-themed event, so you should be happy! Forget that the Switch needs to show the games it has or be another wii-u!

I am prepared to get utterly hammered watching ubishit shit themselves on stage again

Mystery, I thought they had planned on making the Switch a big hit but they still don't want to put out more games for the system, to an extent I can understand not pushing significantly more games because third parties do need some breathing room but apparently Xenoblade 2 is the only first party title coming for Switch for the first half of next year, so Nintendo aren't really doing a thing to stop droughts, and there are still 3ds games being announced. Third parties don't care for Nintendo, so I'd just ignore them, but Nintendo still doesn't do that.

Why not just make that pokemon sun/moon port that was rumored about? It would instantly sell millions because pokemon

They've taken outside criticism "It didn't have enough marketing" to the extreme, so now they're releasing one 1st party game each month and starved nintendrones will have nothing else to pay attention to besides that one game so all sales and purchases are focused towards it.

Gamefreak are shit, they probably struggled to port Sun and Moon to the Switch and then dropped it.

1 First party game a month would be better than what you get on other systems, unless you are a full weeb and own a Vita.

Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon are 3DS-only, unfortunately.
The first mainline pokémon games on Switch will probably be the 'eigth generation' ones, whenever those get made.

At least LKD got blown the fuck out again.

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GET ANGRY, REN!
Has anyone shopped the get smoked hat on Ren yet? Seems like a fitting thing. I would but I'm awful at this shit.

If Ren really pulled it off, they'd pin it on AltGamerRightGateTrumpRedchannitNaziMolyneuxAnime.

If Ahmed shot up the convention LOL he was just depressed

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He's my favorite National Socialist

LEGO GAMES STREAMS AS WELL IF YOU LIKE THAT SHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=u3U4ufm2Mkw
DAY ONE (JUNE 13TH)

youtube.com/watch?v=B-JIDOLzYDw

DAY TWO (JUNE 14TH)

youtube.com/watch?v=fTsvwTIroyQ

DAY THREE (JUNE 15TH)

I can't wait to hear more about Todd's new game.

Best I can do with the time I have.

Bubsy was already announced, what else could possibly be better than that?

We need a version with Todd and Ren.

peggle 3

Hey OP.

I'd like to cycle the thread and then sticky it during events. I'd also like to add a link to Infinity.moe for those that prefer the chat layout, additionally I'd like to use the general doritos pope youtube stream for minimal refreshing. Lemme know if you have any objections or suggestions.

Looks great, user

Need more bingo card ideas please

What if you had a dedicated sticky with just the timecard and stream info

We exist.

kind of.

STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

were you the faggot who actually requested that in the drawthread?

Cool thanks for the schedule

Bubsy's return actually looks super fucking good, and if it's made by the people who did the Gianna sisters then the game might actually be legitimately good as well!

Autisic? Ulililia?

No, I just think it looks fun, and I remember playing Gianna Sisters and having fun with it too. The new Bubsy game is being developed by the same developers so I just think it might be neat. Besides, even if it does suck, we'll at least get something from Bubsy attempting to be like the Sonic social media team

BUTTERLORD WHEN

Its playable at E3
Meaning an announcement is coming, probably one of the very few things to give a shit about on this shitfest along with Ace Combat 7 and a Plat/From new game.

I can do that.

nope, I just like that image.

What happened to Holla Forums's personal stream service that is full of shitposting attentionwhoring avatarfags?

Truly the worst people. How we even created those fags?

Which gundam? 78 gundam with english dub isn't that bad actually. Zeta is good too and nothing tops G Gundam english dub.

Get the fuck out

Too bad weeb.

GET ANGRY, REN!

He's my favorite meme man.

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I hope Ren has been fabricating ties to Communist and Socialist organizations if he goes through with this.

I'M A PROUD, INDEPENDENT Holla Forums WHO DON'T NEED NO GAMES
I am finally finished with THIS. Let me tell you, thank. god. I was getting tired, for the most part anyways. Here, for you, my friends. Making this made me realize How close I've gotten to the board over the years
Not only is this a collage, but it also tells a story, as how we, as a board, have evolved and will keep evolving. Even through the autism, the sperg rage, the raids, the shills, the closeted fanboys, the faggots, the mommy fetishists, the commie apologists, the pedophiles, the animal fuckers, the goons, the mentally unstable spamposters, and a whole heaping scoop of summernewfags with JUST one single tile fetishist.

I love all of you.
But fuck off goons, still, you're great, just not as great, and I'd appreciate you leave instantly.
Enjoy! It took me about 2 1/2 days to get just right, and right before the big day too.

Here is the "raw" file, just in case you're better at squeezing the hell out of that filesize to every last byte.
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rhythm wise is pretty bad like have you played a rhythm game?, but you did some cool shit like mirroring crap and phasing in shit.

I'm garbage at rhythm games, honestly. In one segment I followed the lady's vocal, but in another, I followed the background beat, then I tried to merge them.

don't do that

t o o l a t e

GET ANGRY, REN!

I wonder if he will pussy out or completely fuck it all up like that tranny bronie faggot/PioneerProductions who shot up his supermarket cause he was too much of a pussy to shoot up his school.

Perfection.

GET ANGRY, REN!

10/10

Nigger you're so white it hurts with your complete lack of rhythm.

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About that. I had to sacrifice a bit of rhythm because the video was getting up to 200+mb and downscaling to 12mb~ it made the low bitrate artifacts become EXTREMELY noticeable so I compensated by having some images go by faster, because I didn't the video to be 6+ minute long, nor remove the ending.
Real fucking shame, honestly.
It ruined the rhythm a bit but it is how it is, much like an rushed game. This will have it's own imperfect charm.

It was an enjoyable piss of shit nevertheless user.

I just want to see splatoon on the 13th

Thank you.™

Do people really think that the fags who get on stage will make Trump comments several times? I'm aware they're all leftist progressive faggots, but it doesn't tie into anything other than the possibility of them trying to "lighten up" the crowd with some "political humor." I mean they didn't do it last year, did they? I didn't watch the thing end to end but I don't remember hearing any direct political jabs at Trump from E3 2016.

Also E3 should be nearly irrelevant at this point, I hope it dies in the next few years.

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Nicely done

I don't understand such meme and I don't like it.

Just how new are you?

It's an inside joke, knowing they're both Nicktoons unless you were also joking then fuck me

Not really.
I assume it's from sponge bob or some other late 00s cartoon show aimed at children?

That's pretty meta, user.
I will confess that I did not get that. I thought he was serious.

It's something that's been in use for years now for E3.

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Whoops

Both of those bingo cards are outdated, since Aisha Tyler won't be at the Ubisoft conference this year

Where did Pedro touch you, user?
You're back! You spamming bitch!

Squilliam template is descended from the Squilliam image itself which has been around for years in its E3 context, carried over here from 4chan. where it's still used today, but some anons will try to contest that because they like to pretend 8ch and its users invented everything

user, are you retarded? Every E3 since the exodus to full-Holla Forums- in 2014, that picture has been used in every E3. I'm pretty sure it was even a thing back on half-chan.
So tell me, what are you on about? Is this bait?

This

The _ have never been higher.

Remember the thread where he said he has three kids and didn't need to fap? It's him.

It's alright I guess, but not as good as the other one

The ending was pretty great though

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oh thank god

FUCK I forgot Shantae!

You mean what you're doing right now? Take your fucking pills and go the fuck to bed before you get your ass banned again.
Sometimes you're a treat to be around because you get a good laugh out of me

Nigga, I'm not glued to my screen looking for your (You)'s. People can multitask, maybe you should learn that. Now, look above for the answer I gave you.

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archive.is/Uu5dA
LOL

Oh you know me fool! I just like being an ooga booga, shooting dumb crackas and fucking your women. What are you gonna do WYTE BOI, WHAT ARE YA GONNA DOOOOO?
NOTHING
That's what ya gonna do, now sit cha ass back down ya cornball erect wolf penis looking ass, before I pop a fucking cap on yo ass.
BlackLivesMatter

You sure showed him!

The default stream is Toonami Aftermath. It's fan stream that is watched when there's nothing else to do.

Don't talk to namefags.

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Mark couldnt pay the bills so one of the regulars of that site is paying for it now so since its not mark s property anymore he unlinked it from Holla Forums and mostly used for events or bad movie nights on saturdays

Reminder the waifufags have their own stream
And I have the link

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Should change Half Life 3 to "Cuphead is shown again"

I'm more excited for the cringe than the handful of games I'm actually interested in seeing.

That's been E3 for the past several years.
I'm here for Butterlord release dates and cringe, and I'm all out of Butterlord release dates.

WHAT DID YOU DO
MEME RESPONSIBLY

Fuck.

Is there anything before the EA conference and / or right after?

if the user does do it he should put a bunch of pro muslim shit on his computer and make a notebook about killing infidels to make him seem like a towelhead terrrorist

Nah, unless Ren took the early flight to L.A.
Otherwise, EA's conference is the only E3 event happening today.

Kindly send these as the events are trending if you can! Got to put word out there that the ESA cannot be trusted! They're pushing their feminist and social justice agenda as they're in bed with feminists like Anita Sarkeesian!

Annual drinking game. Not 45 minutes off from the start this year.

This years theme is J-core.

I have to stress that this drinking game is heavy. Please consider your health and do not play this while alone.

My intend was to add illustrations of my own, but I ran out of time. Instead I took art from pixiv.net/member.php/?id=60367 (cover) and pixiv.net/member.php/?id=3927681 (back) (linked page contains illustrations that are NSFW).
Every font is named with a reference to the author on the back page.

Go away.

go to the dark souls of hell

'tis a joke

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Will it be better or worse than vid related?

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I've seen this dozens of times over the years and it will never get old.

it's hard to top that
wait, was that on E3?

Template card plus schedule for those who still don't have one.

No, it was some other tech show, possibly CES.

This is murdering my eyes holy shit.
Whoever the fuck thought that having that background with the white text needs to get their ass handed to them.

That's the worst steak I've ever seen.

Now this is autism

Good hopefully one day hes so white that hes able to kill you, nigger.

They're going to let people play the game, a release date announcement is pretty much confirmed.

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I know they're letting people play it on the floor, so I hope they do have a release date. There's no guarantee though

JUST

Jesus can't they afford tables and chairs?

Good riddance i only drink water {spoiler]because if i were to drink alcohol, i would forget whole e3[/spoiler]. Getting drunk is seperate thing from laughing at modern gaming. Can't combine good things with bad ones.
Actually i probably go make a coffee, i am sleepy as fuck

wait, I thought we were going with renanon, not memetior.

memeteor*

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No. Such luxuries cannot be afforded when there is still work to be done on the game. Tables and chairs are absolutely haram during the development cycle

That looks truly awful.

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GET ANGRY, REN!

Purge that god awful disease that plagues!

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Why do so many half kikes say that their family is "german" or "polish"

German are a nationality, not a race.

Fuck off commie

What an argument

The russians are actually aliens, disprove me.

Burger plz go and stay go.

Nice one, user. You sure showed me

jews are a social construct

It's Ad Homo to you, your mom told me; I know everything.

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an abomination
same as everywhere else they've ever set foot in i guess

smoke cloud in second image looks like a merchant.

Hello nu-Holla Forums

if doubles they showcase Strange Journey Redux

If doubles they include Persona references

hey ADL

Why the hell does the official E3 website claim the event starts on Tuesday, the 12th? Fucking unprofessional of them to get the dates wrong

Whoops, missed those in the OP.

Mark, please add ghostbin.com/paste/r452a under , and delete the section (wordfilters broke the non-Archived IGN links).
If, after these edits, the post ends up being too long, you can reduce some of the double-linebreak sections to single linebreaks instead.

Press conferences held in nearby buildings /=/ E3 Showfloor opening times.

Just because a distant relative was (((Jewish))) doesn't mean he's not a good guy…

So how did EA do on the Bingo?

I just want to see someone shoot up the place at E3.

We know, FBI-kun.

>tfw couldn't do one in time because I can't find a suitable character to do
M-m-maybe next year…

hell yeah motherfuckers

He's also a dirty leaf, but he never met his father and hates his kike mom with a passion for abandoning him in his mid teens. He's also willing to talk about things like religion, single motherhood, and race with a straight face instead of cucking out every time they get brought up, and so is a much better tool for information spreading than shit like Alex "The Globalist Nazis did it" Jones or No Agenda where they'll throw around Hillary death list theories but shit a brick and throw a hissyfit for multiple episodes if someone dares to mention jews in any fashion. He deserves some recognition, and so will be gassed last on the Day of The Rake.

There were some you could have involved from last years edits, but overall good

fuck you

Fuck off normalfag.

only black people watch e3

I'm black, be my friend.

No no no, you're thinking of P3:

I don't want to have sex with anyone, sorry.

Not even Todd Howard? Liar.

What happened to Ren-user?

He couldn't take the poz and shot himself. He knew this wouldn't help gaming, but would only make the cancer multiply and make the people feel sorry for the people ruining gaming. Poor bastard.

L o w - T c o o n
Good job though

Are we not doing report cards this year or something?

Thanks I guess. I need someone to play MoW2:AS with me.

okay, you can tell me all about e3 afterwards and ill do my very best to seem interested.

We are but only EA is today. Everything else is later.

Were you absent during the entirety of last month?

So was there any injected political bullshit in any of the presentations yet?

But people usually post their updated cards after the presentations finish.

I ignore them until the actual event turns up.

Not really, no. EA has some HeForShe shit that no one cared about. The closest we got is BioWare's teaser for Anthem which mentioned a wall.

Dunno then. Maybe they're just waiting till they have more on it. Or maybe the Squilliam posters scared them off.

wew

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>>>/out/

I really am getting too old for this shit. The industry I once knew and loved is turning into a pile of SJW-friendly wank bollocks vomit shite.

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Who needs cringe at E3 when we have you?