The "new" stuff in Sun & Moon will blow your mind

The "new" stuff in Sun & Moon will blow your mind.
They're doing stuff that's never been done before.
Things like "gender differences" and an evil villainous antagonist group of questionable motives seeking to exploit Pokemon.
They're really pulling out all the stops on ideas to make the series as "new" and refreshing as ever.

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Why hasn't your methlab blown up on you yet

1st for life is shit

force my head down

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Honestly the alternate forms and mega evolutions are stupid as fuck.

Because I'm better than Walter White.
Or whatever his retarded sidekick was named.
Jessie, I think.

I just told them that thing and now I am just anxious waiting for the ellipses that says they're writing a message.

While I hold one of your arms back tight?

Sometimes I just type ... into Steam and take a nap so they feel like I'm about to hit them with something big.

that sounds like a good sign honestly

They could at least just...not do the same tropes for every game.
Sure you can do the islands in any order you want but it's still pretty much hitting the checklist for "everything done in every other game" including the all important "BEAT TERRORISTS WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP".

Haha faggot


I still need to watch the rest of that.

while you cling onto my waist

It works if you just hit the space bar once, too.

I have accidentally pressed something when I alt-tabbed and they message me a while later asking me how long my text wall is going to be.


How?

It's overrated as fuck but still decent.

i think a shorter response time means they dont care

That or expand on an idea before they bail for a new one.

ty

Waists are gross.
This is awfully demanding for simple sleeping arrangements.
Needy.

how do I fake my death

asking for a friend

The worst part is when it's something they've done in the past and still will talk about how it's totally a new idea and totally not the same as the thing that is functionally the same but just with a different name.

No one cares.

wikihow.com/Fake-Your-Own-Death

They just replied saying that they want to talk and do stuff some more but I think they missed the point that it's not something I feel like doing with them because they hurt me. Maybe I didn't clarify that.

bullshit

just go away

they will assume youre dead after a while

Pokemon honestly stopped being interesting ages ago.

clarify then

whatd they do

walk away and leave a suicide note

It's not something that I would want to say in public.

Eh, it's fun mechanically but yeah the series is just stale as fuck at this point.
Nostalgia and new generations of children that didn't play the last to know it's still the same is what keeps it miraculously afloat.

I guess I can force you under me while I ravage you with my sleeping.

The franchise peaked at HG/SS for me.
Black was fun, but eh.

Try a bullet

fair enough

should explain it to them i guess. if they dont get it then that should be another reason to burn the bridge

force is the wrong word

I'd agree but funnily enough, HG/SS was amazing for the nostalgia factor.

And Claire's wonderful ass.

I just need fake proof of a death

Yeah but keeping you willingly and submissively pinned isnt really a word

Might be because it didn't rely on a gimmick to be fun and worked on improving the originals gameplay. That and it had so much to do.
Like, holy shit.

Goggles is losing another one of his daddies.

more apt tho

Yeah, that was the part of GSC in general that made it so great: there was just so much content to enjoy and it was a proper sequel so going back through Kanto was just a bonus on top of a complete game of Pokemon content by today's standards.

Not to mention the minigames were actually mini games and not just the contests from R/S.

I don't know how to say it without it sounding like I want them to get lost. Because that's not what I want.

Or just touchscreen/motion sensor gimmicky bullshit.

You're cute.

a cashier at walmart was apparently eyeing me due to how sketchy i appear

Did you think they did that in HG/SS?
I haven't played the others enough to remember. I remember genuinely liking HG/SS games.

IT WAS HILARIOUS

Why is that an apparently thing? Did they tell you afterward?

He was pacing around the front for a while when I was waiting at customer care and the guy was watching him the whole time.

kyle was watching

then the guy came up to me like: "can i help you find anything"

like i wouldnt know what that meant

It had some of it with the touchscreen but it was generally more helpful than the IV's "OH BOY LOOK A CLOCK" on the touchscreen.

To be fair, that is kind of shifty.

Eh. It didn't feel like a major issue though.
Was nice to have a screen I could use how I needed. It came in handy sometimes.


I did not say it wasn't.

I was eyeing you earlier.
Different reason though probably.

Thats adorable.

All those piercings don't help either lmao

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I think I'm just not going to say anything more and brush my teeth.

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Ok, Neru.

Stop being so fun to tease then.

Yeah, that's what I mean.
It felt like there was some reason it existed.
Unlike in DPPt where the touchscreen shit had no function whatsoever outside the battle screen.

maybe darwin will like you in your dreams

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You should have caught his eye and started nodding furiously at him. That's would have put the poor cashier at ease.


Maybe he just really wanted to help someone just then.

It took me 2 years to figure out you could use the touch function in fights to pick commands. It just was tedious to use both hands to play, then pull out the stylus to fight.

it was the beany, cheap glasses and hoodie pulled up

typical burglary wear

im knot

looked like he was being trained

This is his irl boyfriend, get it right.

Is it okay to filter Kaybe if I'm at work and I don't want someone to come up and see gay dog porn on my phone?
I feel like asking him to stop is an offense to his freedom and liberties and it doesn't bother me normally anyways.

I always just use my nail on the touchscreen on the pogeymans games since the DS. Or just chew on the stylus in between using it.

Open the images and lick your lips when people are watching.

yeah filter his faggot ass

Monster. Stylus was only fun to use in Nintendogs.

Yiff you say so.

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The touchscreen in general has no reason to exist in 95% of DS/3DS games that aren't minigame shovelware garbage.
The same can be said about the actual 3D feature of the 3DS.

hey
you wanna play a game?

Filter it is.

Pokemon is stupid

Name a time the 3D function actually was needed.

lol dont do it kaybe

you have to be kitten me

Yeah, but....lady penis...so yeah.

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Shō ga nai na


I totally didn't smoke weed and watch 4 episodes of this shit yesterday


Sunglasses indoor or like regular glasses?

I would, but I'm not fun to play with solo. It's not a self-image issue or anything, I've done it before and I'm just pretty boring to play alone with.

It was neat on the demos for the system and a couple of the games on or near launch.
But now it has no point, same with the touchscreen.
A few games had a fun reason to use it, the rest just add shit to the touchscreen because it's there and they're contractually obligated.

sunglasses

oh
okay :/

I don't know what that means.

I remember the Kingdom Hearts game was suppose to make use of it, but it just was to bloat the systems features.

Why musk you be cynical?

If only you weren't so bad at convincing people to buy EDF.

thats not it

thats not even furry

Then what is it?

Yes, my opinion is invalid. But im not the one bickering over games for 9 y/os

nevermind
later dude

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I never owned a Vita but it just kind of saddens me that it's reduced to basically a worthless dongle for the PS4 at this point. It was focused on the right things but just...there's no games on it and Sony is kind of retarded about it.
First party titles alone is what keeps the DS/3DS afloat. They have/had third party support but it was never enough to justify the systems ever.
Unlike the PSP/Vita.
Which have nothing to justify owning one.

We aren't bickering.
We're just talking about what we liked about them.

Okay. Good luck with that. Tell Peanut that I love her like only a man who has never touched her can.

Patapons, Loco Roco, Dissidia, Disgaia, Prinny, just to name a few.
PSP was actually a great handheld. It just had too many shitty games and bad ports on it.

"Things Julian says," Alex.

The original psp was the best cause you could hack it and get pretty much any game you wanted

I think I hurt his feelings the other day.

If only it were fun to play, too.

oh man everyone is roasting him today

It was most certainly bickering earlier. Maybe its just because Tsuchi

There is only one way to do that. What happened?

They're not bad games and there's decent games on both the PSP and Vita.
It's just they're not enough to make you want to buy the systems.
Kind of like the WiiU.
Sure, there's a few games I wouldn't mind playing but I sure as hell won't buy one just for that.

It was
You probably just have shit taste and couldn't find anything good

name 5 good psp games

I agree that Pokemon is boring, but at least they're not talking about something really boring, like opening a bakery.


Or I just don't like handheld gaming that much because it has no niche in my life.

Most of the people I knew that bought a PSP just bought them to basically use as iPods to watch TV or movies on in public.
Then smartphones happened.

I guess.


I told him I didn't want to talk to him after he got uppity that I ignored him and he said he even stopped calling me Kyle so I linked him 2 posts from just the other day where he called me Kyle and told him I was uncomfortable talking to him.


I get that.
I don't buy a lot of games for a console to begin with so I never faced that issue.

By whos standards?

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hehe you said dongle

Is Lenks around?

the standards of someone who likes the psp as something other than a mobile porn machine

asked no one ever

One can hope not.

I bought a vita for Persona 4 Golden.

Okay, I'm done. Goodnight.

Savage. How can you be so cruel to my best friend?

Sleep well

I feel like I wasted money if I don't buy games for a system I own so I always buy some of the major releases and a few others I fancy at the bare minimum.


teehee lady dongle

But but he's the only other bleach fan I can fangasm over the ending to :c

never heard of any of them

oh it ended

thank god

I'll cut a fur

That's just a bad thing to do. Is there any way that you can go back and not have watched any of the show at any point in your life? Because that would be the right thing to do.

What are you cocking about?
I'm hairlarious.

Ha.


I just grab what I can and hope I enjoy it.


That's on you.
I named 5.

Bleach is just a wank fest of "new" powers and DBZ style training.

It's kind of shit honestly.

do it


name 5 more

Can I just b& you instead?


Don't tempt me!


"You're on thin ice" - Grimstar

That's literally all shonen garbage.

Mine was loaded with emulators and all kinds of other shit. there's so much you can do with it that's what makes it so great
It's a shame most people don't know of its capabilities.

TEEEHEEEE

No, that would not solve the big issue you have with liking Bleach. I guess if you just can't live without Bleach, you could go with the option of drinking it until you die, also. That wouldn't redeem you in the eyes of God and you'd spend an eternity in hell, but at least you'd have tried.

Girls can have dongles too.
Don't be a bigot.


Most people knew you could do that, though.
It's just more that they didn't feel the need to or want to.

Soul Cal, Monster Hunter: FU, Astonisha Story, Katamari, Crisis Core.


Yeah, pretty much.

I can tail you're impressed.

Since it's over, did they say why it's called fucking Bleach?

Sucks for them
They're missing out

some of those are bad

no stop

ok

Because watching it makes you want to kill yourself?

Tsssk CAN'T THESE FUCKING KIDS SHUT THE FUCK UP

You just don't appreciate feline humurrr.

I hope you go to forced PC camps in Holland so you can learn to not laugh at the thought of women having dongles. You fucking bigot.

going to ky

boop

murder them

Death Jr., Echochrome, Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake, Gods Eater Burst, Half-Minute Hero, LittleBigPlanet, Phantasy Star Portable.


Name games and reasons.

I really need that shoop right now.

Rip
He will be missed

ha ha suck a dick dumb shits

soul cal has always hideous and clunky on a design level. the hideous part is more a problem with eastern design in general to over design things until they become an eye sore

Crisis Core has always controlled terribly.

that is a surprise

having one thumb stick was a terrible mistake

Soul Cal I can see, but Crisis Core was fine.
Using the term always makes me wonder if you played it. It's the only game in its line.

wait no im conflating it with that mech game

I just want another portable Bomberman that doesn't suck.

How?

Armored Core?
The controls for it were great up until the PS3/360 era ones.

Drive a truck through them.
Suitcase bomb.

Armored Core?

yes

cave their skulls in with a brick. it'll be easy as long as you don't hesitate like a cuck

Armored Core is great.

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I'm going to guess you didn't understand how the build a bot worked and got mad 'cause you sucked.

Can't even beat Beautiful Body.

I can't drive.

I can't afford a suitcase.


But I'm a cuck.

i never played it im just talking shit

Be home in 5.

C-cucks

YOU SMASH ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES FOR NO REASON

AWWWW HELL NO

rad i dont want to watch the movie right now tho

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I didn't have that in mind.

the new pokemon game will have really easy innovations that will improve the general quality of life for players and other than that it will be the exact same game it has always been.

and I'll love every second of it.

I'm starting to remember why I stopped dropping by here that often lol

what do you have in mind

same

Nothing is really happening though.

That kind of looks like token fedora tier "m'lady" shit.

the comic is incredibly meh tier, has been funny like maybe twice from the few I've seen, and most are either entirely unfunny, or low key sjw bullshit.

That is probably why.

I think you're just being a bigot now, bro.

I don't read it. I just like the character.

Never go full furry.

there's literally one where the girl cat goes into a big long speech to the black one about how mobile garbage games like candy crush are perfectly legitimate reasons to call yourself a "real gamer"

2 l8

It really isn't.

yes I know, that's my point.

Does it have tumblr-esque arcs even?

Games like that aren't games.
You don't have to try.
You get lucky. Most everyone just clicks the 3 that are in a row at the time.
There's nothing more than that.
It's just a click sim.

who r u 2 say what a reel gamur is

I haven't read enough to know, but from what little I've seen I can make the assumption that it probably does. again, it doesn't seem like it's particularly bad or good, but I've seen enough to know I'm not the least bit interested. it's certainly not as bad as this atrocity of a "comic"

Games are for casuals anyway.

yes, I agree.

I'm on the gamer card distribution panel.

A gamer girl myself would know.

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*Licks your slit*

who r u 2 say what a reel girl is

everything about assigned male is a steaming pile of bullshit and hypocrisy. they get posted a lot in Holla Forums "lol" threads. I used to browse through those a fair amount.

Real girls take superior feminine hormones and have cute girldicks

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That's like any tumblr or SJW topic, though.

ethanol pls go and stay go

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neko you're such a fag

fantastic thread

Wait. He was the SUPERIOR FEMALE HORMONES copypasta, right?

This TBH

Found it.

Fucking fight me lenkhoe

Fifth Gear's YouTube channel is actually pretty neat.

implying your lanky ass could even beat up soto

Holy shit.

this one is particularly bad. and the person who...I hesitate to use the word "draws" it, but for lack of a better term, the person who draws it also teaches actual children as a job, and has openly admitted (proudly, I might add) that she feeds them the same bullshit she puts in her "comic" which stars her as a nine year old who constantly outwits every bumbling adult she comes across and who is totally educated and up to date on everything there is to know about being trans, despite being, you know, nine.

He's nig, though.
He's got years' experience of beating up whities.

Fucking lol
Post more swiper caps

I do not have that many.

Jesus, this is full on cringe but then again, that sounds like a few people here.

They all are.


I like having kooksters around. Keeps things interesting.

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trust me when I say there is literally nothing even close to that bad around here. assigned male is one of the prime examples of the absolute worst humanity has ever had to offer. and I say this without a trace of irony.

ive heard a lot of christian stories with a similar premise

true. as much as I hate most of them, it's a "love to hate" type of thing. assigned male can go die in a fire though. I've always been supportive of trans people and a comic like this almost seems like it's deliberately trying to make every single trans person look like they're nothing but a fucking retard.

yeah yeah. I'm not trying to open that can of worms.

assigned male mentioned +1

I don't think anyone could make me cringe harder than he did.
I almost threw up for real reading one of his posts.

I'm talking about Neko beating up Lenko, who's like part white, part sandnegro.


I was more talking about the ones that say HRT somehow made them shrink six inches or somehow worked at a genetic level because fuck biology.

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Weird, I see it the other way round. I've always supported retarded people, but it almost seems like the comic is deliberately trying to make every single retarded person look like they're nothing but a fucking tranny. Y'know?

i think im gonna stop posting
this place really blows

oh. wait someone said something like that? wow.

I was raised in a heavily christian family, as I've already told you, so I know there's plenty of bullshit in that sector of stuff as well. don't worry.

either way it's a big fat conspiracy if you ask me.

this comic is truely cancer

so was i

which is why im like this now

see even fish agrees.

Shit that has been said unironically.

There's plenty of other stuff to do. This place does blow, yeah.


And thank goodness I didn't ask.

He's the one that said he literally shrunk half a foot because of HRT.

Talk shit, get hit

I don't blame my upbringing on how I am today, I blame everything leading up to this point in my life. we are nothing but our learned experiences and our memories.

stop, you're making my brain hurt.

you would be terribly misguided to think that asking me anything is wise. thankfully you seem to be quite on the up and up.

well that's stupid, but assigned male spews that level of stupid out in nearly ever comic.
that was my point.

soto a shit.

LOL he did say that, didn't he?

Cholo vs Vietcong would be great.
Kung fu and punji traps vs improvised shanks and sheer numbers.

this seems like a contradictory statement but thats fine

your upbringing is only one aspect of what makes you who you are, so you can't blame it all on your upbringing. that's all I meant.

Oh

i dont believe in free will

really?

Whoa now. It's 2016. Just blame whatever majority is totally wronging you.


HRT is literally magic, bigot.

you're right, I forgot it was current year.

its a little weird how every post you make makes you seem a little more dumb

HRT is literally magic
I used to be 5'8 3/4"
I'm now 5'5 exactly
I used to have size 13 women's shoes
now I'm a size 10

Get out of here, pre-whatever year tumblr was founded in. It's literally never your fault.

yeah

i mean i still feel guilt and stuff but i think everything ive done and will do has been predetermined by multiple factors

weird i know

You are by all standards retarded.

Is your upbringing the reason you wear helicopter tour T-shirts?

I'm literally not lying though. it happened over the course of 2 and a half years and I started when I was 17, so it was well before male puberty had finished

it's fun to see a collection of words that individually make sense, but when put into sequence make none.

Don't make me pump you full of baby batter


lmao

It'd be better than Nick vs Diaz rematch that's happening this Sunday
Niggas gonna be throwing waterbottles and shit

well then why are you always picking on me. I'm going to call the internet police.

it's a little weird, but I've had more than one time in my life where I've questioned the idea of free will. I believe that we have it, but I can see things from your perspective a lot better than most.

you couldn't do it anyway, you impotent shit.

It's so much fun kicking someone who already got knocked out though

You are full of shit.
I can say I had cancer and touching crystals cured but that doesn't make an impossibility true.

I'll be put in jail for "mean :(".

i just read shit about serial killers being victims from child abuse and extrapolate from that

pay me no mind

in general these kinds of topics are pointless imo

if you live in sweden or scotland or germany, yes, you actually will.

you claim it's impossible without knowing anything about how it actually works

People are actually getting arrested for cyberbullying lol

yeah, pretty much.

it's disgusting.

It's possible for a cyberbullying arrest to not be bullshit. I don't know if the arrests you're talking about are, but it's not like nobody could ever be harassed over the internet in an illegal way.

Sad, I know.


Your body cannot cannibalize bones to shrink your height in any shape or form, completely irrelevant to hormone levels.
You're just fucking retarded.

Aw shit, now I can't bully you as much as I'd like.

Lol just turn off your computer lmao

you'll find a way, I'm sure.

now explain to me why i would want to argue with a sissy lol

Explain Asian women after 60.

It would be pretty rude to prove you wrong and make you my bitch though

But for now, wubs

you have no one else to talk to here

Who?

spine

muscle mass also contributes to your height and before HRT I was a weight lifting, football playing, track running, wrestler, and HRT reduces muscle mass

Oh never mind.

Spinal deformation.
The more pronounced the curvature of your spine, the shorter you become.
Nothing is "getting smaller", just bending.

wait fuck why am I replying to gilgatard again.

I know. I am just memeing

yeah i guess
fuck this place then

I wasn't aware we were arguing.

yeah, I knew you didn't have the balls.

gay.

memes are gay

it is entirely your fault

There isn't much save for your foot that could contribute to your height. Unless your walking on hams I'll wager that's wrong.

I have no words for this despicable display of faggotassness


You harrass my eyes every day with your disgusting gay dog porn


Basedtyler

yeah don't bother. tsuchi is like the dumbest person here.

Your height is entirely dictated by your skeletal frame.
How do muscles at all affect height?

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Some of the people aren't sissies, they're old fat guys trying to nail the sissies.

felix. nice.

some people are both

which one are you.

Shush, you have no manhood to destroy.

Who is that artist?

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ive seen kaybes stomach its very feminine

Cupcake is a man that is very comfortable with his masculinity.
Do not try to insult him by emasculating him.

nice.

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son of a whore.

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I think i am like one episode before he shows up.
I am planning on doing some by myself tonight so i can finally get the one i wanted tho

You kind of just want to shine her forehead.

pretty great character. I hope you take a billion caps so I can trade you my betty folder for felix.

with semen.

Is that even possible?

kek, sorry, I turned you into Pinkie.

Im not capping Felix
Im capping rem and ram

Okay, Swedish is a moron, but this is just dumb. Obviously your height has to do with muscles mass and shit between discs. I'm sure he didn't lose fucking four inches though. He probably just has bad measurements because your height varies throughout the day, and measuring it isn't super exact to begin with.


True.


Neither, I'm a chatbot dude.


I don't actually know, Kai posts it a lot so undoubtedly some Asian from Pixiv though.

I don't need your help for that. I have a sizable pinkie pie folder already.

absolutely disgusting.

Nah.
Like a bald person.
Because of how bad of a receding hairline that is.
She needs Bosley.

well how about that.

I would fuck Felix

You have nothing but your word against mine. I am part of cyberspace dude, just deal okay?

Yan already capped him for me

well the thing is, she looks like a little girl but she's actually eleventy thousand years old, so it's natural she'd have lost a little hairline.

how big is the folder?

do you have a cyber hole

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I need to go back to /mlp/ and see if they have more Pinkie threads. I'm way below my pony image quota

It's just a few under 200.
Not something id use on my computer but it's decent for my phone.
500 is my minimum usually.

Spinal disks and anything in the joint spacing, ie ligaments and bursa, are all a part of the collective skeletal system.
Your musculature can affect your ability to stand up straight but your height is a contiguous length along your skeletal system, barring the milometer thick skin atop your head and the trivial amount of tissue on the soles of your feet.
The only time muscular system would come into play is if you've lost so much muscle mass you can't even keep yourself standing. But again, you're still the same height, you just can't stand up.

ha tsuchi what a retard there's a new thread holy shit

Wait, there's a new thread?

hilarious, rin.

New thread when