1 day till E3

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dubs decides what I wear to E3

I'd rather watch gay porn unironically.

why wear anything

Something like this.

Anyone got a schedule of all the shows?

Schedule when?

nude

Ren costume.

pro lgbtq shit and be a massive faggot

a promo tshirt from blacked.com

I guess that's it.

Dress one side in Nazi attire and the other in Soviet.

Negated

Remember to post pics.

Now you gotta do it, faget.

Communism and Socialism are one in the same faggot

All I want out of this is MMBN Collection for 3DS.

Are they gonna show Bubsy tomorrow?

You have to look like these folks right here. No exceptions and no excuses for now showing up like that.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
so close

GET ANGRY, REN

Alright, reroll

WEW

YOU TOOK MY FUCKING TRIPS

Nazi fucktoy

That uniform and gear is so wrong

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Are you baiting me?

No shit the skirt isnt even in Leibermuster

Go away. Both of you.

no u

Why do you give (You)s away like that? (You)s don't grow in trees you know.

What food should I eat during the E3 shitshow?

sandwiches

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Please God let it happen. It would be the E3 to end all E3s.

Is the joke her eyebrows?

Emi's mom should've been the lone housewife route

APE ESCAPE 4

What kind of sandwiches though?


It's not a joke. It's one of those people who are paid to say things in a particular way, like Tyrone or that Australia guy or those Indian tribal guys.

dubs of truth

I live that detail up to you fam. But it has to be a sandwich.

cummie sandwiches

agua

bread

PB&J

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A big bowl of dicks.

Cum
Call it a Yum Yum Sandwhich

I'm beginning to understand why the brits were so willing to sell out their children's future for curry and kebabs.

THERES A COOKBOOK ON HOW TO MAKE A TOAST SANDWICH

Wait, what the fuck, Britain?

Where does this fall on the sandwich alignment chart?

Slav in UK, can confirm. Food here is complete garbage, their prided tea is shit too and common beer is piss.

If you brought this chart out in my city you would cause mass death. People still yell at each other over the hoagie vs. sub vs. sandwich thing.

Structure purist, ingredient neutral.

Top middle or top right.

Thankfully my country has decent food. Plus we get burger stuff because we're right there.

if it can go into a sandwich then it's legitimate T Englishspider

Aight, I might try a a chicken, bacon, avocado sandwich or something. I've never really delved into avocado. Or maybe I'll make a Gatsby sandwich? I'll have to workshop the sandwich particulars.


No until my copy of Natural Harvest arrives from ebay. Then I'll make cum-based food.


I don't understand Middle Eastern cuisine.


I'd say it's part of the 'Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel' section.

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Ren costume, duh.

Dubs of good taste going unnoticed over here.

Chips on a sandwich is pure insanity, when you dont have anything else to give your sandwich a crunch salsa chips are a good replacement.
What you have shown in the picture you posted however is insanity.

Also that isn't mayo. Thats butter.

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What if it's this kind of chip?

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oh we've such things to show you

I bet you think pepperoni pizza is the best pizza too you giant homogay

I would love to try something like this. I've seen some weird burgers around here, and those are sandwiches. One place servers a burger with fried mac & cheese bites on it.

Girls liking other girls is PURE. PURE! Especially when they're sisters.

Depends on the amount of fries that are in the sandwich and how crisp they are.

Is a hot roastbeef sandwich that out there? Sure you have to eat it with a fork and knife but the bread is mostly there to hold the gravy.

You're a beta faggot, aren't you?

Adding cuck to it doesn't make it true, you know. There's literally nothing wrong with sisters showing each other their love.

Sandwich orthodoxy doesn't cover the mode of consumption, just the structure and ingredients of the sandwich. There are circumstances where traditional eating methods are inappropriate.

tbh toast and crisps are the most out there we've got tbh

Homos are degenerate user. No morals, highest statistics of pedophilia and spread of diseases. Truly disgusting.

oh boy, this is my favorite holiday because the amount of shitpost that is generated could power an entire city.

Might as well post these. If you had to come up with a meal using one item of each of these charts to enjoy while watching E3 Holla Forums, what would you choose?


Gatsby's are good burgers. Cheap, too.

As pure as SIN.


A row that takes up the entire wide/breadth of a sandwich that is one 'layer' thick, and they are the crispiest ones from the load; definite crunch.


Mode of consumption is paramount in East Sandwich Orthodoxy.

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Lesbians and homos are apples and oranges. Sure, they might both be fruits, but the similarities end there. Homos put their penises in shitholes. Lesbians kiss other girls and rub their vaginas together.

I've never heard of Gatsby's. I don't think they have that here.

I agree with you, BUT you forget that 3D=/=2D.

The obvious next question to this is, what other ingredients go with a sandwich that includes french fries? ground beef? bacon? a coleslaw?

It's too late for that here. I'm settling down to some nice pornography on my pornography machine.


Make 'em yourself. Only things you need is
So long as you have those, you've got a basic Gatsby. Of course you can then add as much shit to it as you want.

that's not a sandwich but dinner. that happens to have breed in it. The same could be said about french fries with melted cheese and some brown sauce or other kinds.

Also shame on that dinner since its not homemade brownsauce but the degenerate packaged stuff. The sauce should always be complimentary to the meat and the potato, if you don't make it from scratch you can't compliment the great meat.

Also Memphis, Glazed, Strawberry Sunrise.

Keep telling yourself that degenerate-kun. Lesbicucks still have high rates of suicide, their marriage lasts only a couple of years at best and they are admitted of having hundreds of partners each even while being in a relationship. Many of those partners are male.

They also don't give birth to children which is a woman's main reason for existing. So, they are statistically worthless degenerates who contribute nothing to society and consume resources. Take your pedo degenerate fantasies somewhere else.

Give that the chips are hot you'd have to follow traditional conventions when it comes to a patty-based sandwhich I'd imagine. Or even burger conventions. There's an endless combo of ingredients either way, I figure that sandwich/burger structure would be more important.

I thought we were talking about a brand. Or are we? Oh, and are we talking chip chips or british chips, where they're actually fries?

I don't care if they kill themselves after, I just want to look at porn of them. Preferably 2d. I should probably care more since a lesbian couple had me donate sperm for a kid but I just don't

Its more of a Structural rebel, Ingredient purist

Now that is a proper thick

WITNESS

Gatsby is just a name for a burger/sandwich with hotchips in them. They're street food typically, popular in South Africa but also in the UK as well. The chips in question are fried/ovenbaked potato cuts, not chips like Smiths from a packet.


Webm submitted without comment.

Is Todd going to kill Pete this year?

So they're fries.

What are those? Giant pancakes?

user, step down from this conversation while you have the chance.

Whatever they're called in your locale, yes, they are chunks of potato that are cooked or fried.


Sponge cakes.

These are the giant pancakes.

you degenerate american faggots have gone too far with just regular hot dogs. The Norway one pissed me off its not a tortilla or some other garbage. Its just a lompe made from potato. what is the genius of the lompe is, you can eat the dog cold even have a nice coup of coffee. With a tortilla you can't roll the dog into it nicely.

Odin og Tor vult!

For all I know these could be sea weed and rice powder cakes flavored with soy sauce.

Wrong, a few normal potato chips crumbled up as the bottom layer of a turkey sandwich is god tier, especially if you toast the whole thing, chips included.


Kaiser role is better for that. Absorbs it better.

I wanna taste these sponge cakes.
I wanna eat them out.
I wanna **stick my dick between two of them*

What games are you jobless niggers looking forward to buying up like the good faggot goyim you are?

I think I'll buy eight copies of every game personally

Legally, how smug can your cat be?

HHNNNGG


Don't stop.

Fries.

The more I read of that hot dog one, the hungrier I get. Doyer dog, Seattle, Michigan, Chicago, Hawaii, Denver, and Memphis all sound awesome.

that's dinner that happens to have breed around it. You Americans can't see the difference between dinner and launch.

rape it and find out lad

No more than 2 iotas over its owner.

>T Englishspider

hmmmm

Tripfags get filtered.


Back before the cooking threads got nuked someone posted a thicc as lava cake thing. I never saved it and now I cannot find it.

You're not gonna get enough crunch outta a regular potato chip, maybe a ruffle style but definitely not lays style chips.
This is going too far.

Shut up pussy

This is illegal, you know.

Don't worry baby. We gamers are the next level.

Simply filter and ignore, don't interact with them

Also why the fuck are you a tripfag.

well done sir.

I was cast out from my board and denied my ancient rights as the BumBum King. Now I roam the boards shitposting until I get bored or am banned again.

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Stop being a faggot and get rid of that trip. We're anons here.

You're doing it wrong

I have travelled to the far ends of England to being you this deep fried marz bar wrapped in a pancake sandwich

More appetizing than deep friend butter.
Is that a fucking paper plate?

That's Scottish, not English.

That's utter shit, would not eat ever. 0/10 taste in cookies.

filter tripfags

Fuck you it's good if you use it right.

Is that the shit that makes cookies taste and smell like someone farted perfume on it?

shhh

It's just dinner that happens to have breed around it.

reeeeeeeeeee lompe4ever not that tortilla faggotry.

that's seems pretty good.

THAT'S SCOTTISH NOT ENGLISH

Why do you refuse to acknowledge a hot roastbeef sandwich as a sandwich? You some sort of hardcore traditionalist?

Same thing

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Memes.

It coats your mouth, it leaves a bad taste, and it's so much less natural than butter or oils. It's just overall fake shit.


I don't know about that, but it does make it taste like plastic to me

What are bagpipes if not Instrumentalization of REEEEEEE?


Disagree.

Reminder to check infinity.moe so anons can laugh at this mess of a event

I thought we were using that E3 site that user made a couple days ago

Yes, a sandwich should have some meat and a slice of cheese, even using cream cheese or mayo instead of butter is OK but that's about it.

But it should never be so fancy that it becomes dinner. Since one should be able to eat 2 sandwiches or more if needed, but one should not be able to be completely full on one sandwich.

You want instrumentalization of REEEE?
Here you go.

Is a cheese and steak pie a sandwich?

So a subway sandwich isnt a sandwich it's dinner?

Nowhere near as loud or as obnoxious as a Bagpipe. Don't preset me with downgrades.

Hah, you've never seen one live.

no, that's dinner

Yes these sandwiches are actually dinner that happens to have breed around it.

To be honest I don't what shortening is.

Fuck you nigger I actually like my sandwiches to have good shit on them.

This is madness.

You can't have a cheese and steak pie for lunch?

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SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So what are you guys playing before E3 hits? I'm currently finishing up YDKJ 2015 then probably going to play some Snake Pass

THAT'S SCOTTISH NOT ENGLISH


Russian Roulette.

What the hell happened in this thread, why is everyone talking about sandwiches?

Also
POST SQUILLIAMS

you have not gotten the strict what should and shouldn't be considered sandwich.
Its like zen Buddhism.

Yes, but that means you have 2 dinners instead of one dinner per day.

TRIPS PROVOKE MY SQUILIAM

But it's also a lunch?

TRIPS DEMAND IT SO IT SHALL BE DONE

shit image

listen, shhh, that is all

The same game I play every night, Pinky…

Through a process called hydrogenation they take liquid vegatable oils and turn it or transforming it into trans-fats that are solid are room temperature. It's one molecule away from plastic, and can enter your blood stream directly because of how it's shaped or whatever. It's going to be banned by the FDA starting 2018, because it's literal garbage we should have never been putting in our food in the first place.

Just google how bad artificial trans-fats are for your body. It increases your risk of heart disease to start, and can damage the insides of your blood vessels. It's downright toxic to use and it's in pretty much everything processed we eat right now. I can't wait until the ban gets into effect.

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You're one molecule away from being plastic.

Yes, its a perverted form of launch but its really dinner. Also the earlier one eats dinner the closer to night one usually sleeps.

So you might be wondering what is the neutral ground between launch and dinner.
so the minimal for dinner happens to be soup and breed one can have about 5 slices of breed and it becomes within the dinner range. So, under the a soup and 5 slices range its considered launch.

Also if one spices up the drink which should be water with soda. It could be considered Saturday dinner.

Plastic is not one certain thing and just being 1 molecule away could bring a completely different product.
Not saying that trans-fats are good, they are complete shit but still thats just innacurate

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I'm gonna try out Tekken7 and probably finish nuPrey.

All I know is that it literally tastes like plastic to me. If I have 2 cookies that are otherwise completely identical, I can tell after one bite if it's butter or shortening. Shits disgusting, so that webm up there that talks about selling buckets of the stuff nearly made me hurl thinking about it.

So if dinner can be lunch why can't subway be lunch if you consider it dinner then?

No.

You take your meds?

A six inch subway sub is roughly 5 slices worth of bread according to my doctor. That would make subway lunch.

You're not even trying to make this remotely interesting or cohesive. You're just babbling and thinking that you're somehow being memorable. You're not. Last reply from me to this sad state of affairs.

The infinity.moe chat (functionality) is complete shit, I would even use Twitch over it.

yes, if it's only the breed and butter or mayo with one slice of cheese.
But since you have all kinds meat and several slices of cheese with salad and other exotic spices to oils. It becomes dinner. Because it exceeds regular chicken soup.

When you exceed the chicken soup and 5 slices of bread its dinner.

This HAS to be bait.

you don't like the Zen of launch and dinner that's not my problem. (you) never had a strict upbringing where one learned basic launch to dinner ratio even traditions. Heck, if one want's to be really Zen one only eats 2 times a day.

I'm working on a schedule right now. If anyone wants to recommend a different color scheme or other alterations, please do tell me.

use silver for June 12th

I thought EA was the 11th. Fuck

ROLECALL FOR COMFYTHEATER WATCHERS.

How many of you fuckbois are gonna be drinking with me?

just get me a site that we'll all use and then I'll be there

It's just some fag making shit up as he goes along to sound like a character not realizing that everything he says is just the most forgettable drivel. Ignore him.

Done. An improvement but still not a particularly flattering color scheme.

Fuck that

We could set up an IRC channel for everyone to shitpost alongside their chosen E3 stream

Could you make it easier with times? I live in Central Time yet it's always an issue for me

comfytheatre.co.uk/e3/

It even has drinking game cards

Fuck right off with that garbage ass shit.

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Do you mean like this?
If you mean "name it CT and whatever", no can do. Do you know how many fucking names each zone has?
Just look up you time and remove one hour, since we're in daylight saving right now.
For CT that would mean UTC-6.
You're welcome for spoonfeeding.

Don't do stuff with timezones if you're not going to do them right.

Looks better than white. Good job user

Gotta use green and purple dude

i did before actually but they were annoyingly bright.


I agree.


You're full of shit, user. Stop being a lazy cunt.

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user, they are labeled correctly.
In fact, trying to name each zone by a name would be incorrect since you may or not know about the name. Believe it or not, there are a lot more timezones than just the ones in the USA, most of which span several countries. Plenty of them don't have simple and universal names.
This is bait, correct? Well done, I definitely bit.

End yourself.

El oh el.

Hit a nerve, have I? You seem mad. Don't get mad at me because you don't want to accept you're as lazy as you are.

They're correctly labeled, nigger
lrn2UTC

Yes, I'm sure you know to look for Galapagos Time (GALT) when looking for your time. Come the fuck on, nobody can be this dense. This has to be bait.

No nerve hit in regards to niggers but someone who posts nigger webms and doesn't understand timzone names, ought to end himself.

How lazy of you. I bet you think Imperial is a proper measuring system too.

Help out the operation on this thread regarding on what to do on E3.

It's what the world synchronizes the time to, you uncultured swine.

How about I pilot my retarded car with the steering wheel on the left instead of the normal right alongside the reverse-direction roads however many chains, furlongs, and leagues it takes to get to your buns and beat you with a hotdog wrapped in pancake on a stick, silly Mr American?


It's what the world uses to point out lazy idiots like yourself.

Stop projecting your lazyness on others.

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Have they caught him yet, Holla Forums?

Fuck it I'll just use discord or Infinity.moe

I'm scared

Noticing a trend with you homosexual of the gay persuasion.

You should be.

1 day to e3? I thought it started on the 13th.

but user, lesbians are fun to watch if they're hot

The main event does.

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In one day and four hours EA will be holding the first press conference

Remember when you actually watched E3 to see the exciting new games that were coming out?
Remember when you used to not be able to watch but instead read your favourite vidya magazines's E3 coverage?

A t-shirt and blue jeans. With your zipper loose.

What kind of hellscape are gaming magazines nowadays.

No, I don't.

They don't even exist in my country anymore.

lol faggot

Remember when only EA was considered the satan of video games? Now almost everyone is a fucking demon in this industry, all saints have fallen to greed and pride.

Nope. EA was just the worst of them. These days they're simply irrelevant and others have been taking notes on how to fuck everything up even more.

I want AAA and SanFran indies to die in nuclear fire.

I found a few issues of OPM in the trash the other night, in near-mint condition. It was such a nostalgia trip and there was enough content to keep me reading for AT LEAST an hour. New gaming rags are all ads and preview hype, fuck 'em

While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I think you may be overly generous. On average, for, say, an industrialized city to use around 10,000 MWh per year. Since one megawatt hour is equivalent to the power necessary to run 10 automobile engines, you're insinuating that pure shitposting would make up equal or greater energy than 100,000 cars going at the same time.

However, if you go deeper, it's more complicated. One megawatt hour is equal to 1,000 Kilowatt hours. Now, since E3 is close, let's assume that each user browses these threads 2 hours minimum each day. This could cost around 105 watts per hour, leading to 1,470 watts used by E3 posting each week, or around 1.5 kilowatts. Ten thousand times one thousand divided by 1.5 means that, in order to power a city, 6,666,666.67 anons would need to be shitposting for a week, or 2,222,222.22 over the course of three weeks.

Dubs and Iran nukes the E3 freeing us from the Great Satan

Ubisoft, Bethesda, Activision, Take Two, Konami, Capcom (especially them), and a few other publishers were never good, but they've gone the deep end of bad in this decade, they weren't completely soulless money sharks at the start of the millennium.

What surprised me most is that there were loads of devs who you never expected to become demons with Valve being the biggest one.

Everyone who's here wants that to happen, wipe the slate clean and salt the ground so these parasites can never return.

STINKY HAT!

And here are my sources

cleanenergyauthority.com/solar-energy-resources/what-is-a-megawatt-and-a-megawatt-hour/
quora.com/How-much-electricity-does-an-industrialized-city-of-1-million-people-consume

where's the mumble room?

Archive of the thread from before:
archive.fo/1bWV1

You're a fucking cool nerd dude user.

user, did you have to look that up after reading the link about power consumption for a city?

the only thing i'm interested in for e3 is new VR related things and hideo kojima and apparently kojima isnt even going to show more "death stranding"

This is the first time I've ever seen a "Toast Sandwich" sounds like a load of bullshit to me.

So would a meat pie be rebel r neutral?

nah

why not?

Pray tell user, if the poster you responded to meant the power generated by a shitpost rather then the power it wasted, how much power would one shitpost have to generate in order for summerfaggotry to power an entire city?

The digits have spoken. Tomorrow shall be Judgement Day, the vidya Armageddon.

Why anyone would go to E3 after what we know will happen is beyond me. Maybe if you were suicidal.

GET ANGRY, REN!

GET ANGRY, REN!

Get angry, Ren!

Do you think they'll unveil a new Resident Evil? I'm waiting for one, but the time feels right for another shovelware Capcom title.
Also dubs decide which color the new Scorpio console/project unit is going to be used primarily:
Black

(checked)
GET ANGRY, REN!

Also CHECK THEM 17 dubs
2017 YEAR OF THE FIRE COCK

GET ANGRY, REN!

Checked as well.

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It's starting again!

W-What did he mean by this?!

GET ANGRY, REN!

I swear y'all are just channeling some evil hate god rather then a proper cleanser. It's gonna backfire if this keeps up.

WITNESSED

GET FUCKING ANGRY REN!

Get angry, Ren!

I thnk he should calm down.

Good thing I'm self-destructive. Embrace the anger.

Will Renanon transform into the ultimate lifeform - EDGE HULK?

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Video games are haram, and all violators of the law shall be punished

I refuse. I would rather not waste my power in causing nothing but senseless slaughter and possibly martyrdom of people that would make the industry go further down the shitter.

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I was half expecting him to get nailed

Its gonna down the shitter no matter what happens or doesn't happen.


Bootiful

Are you ready for some diversity?

I mean I have seen plenty of hotdogs with mashed potatoes on the side but I cant remember ever having with mashed potatoes, shrimp and onions in it.

GET ANGRY, GET EVEN MORE ANGRY, EVEN MORE THAN THAT

What are those…?
Also, I bet those pesky Russian hax0rz will be behind this fiasco, imirite guise? :^)

stop posting in these threads please

Until someone makes an E3 thread and stickies it, then no

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"Diversity" has only ever meant "not a white male."

GET MAD REN!

This is why you never trust americans with food.

tshirt
jeans, but with the fly unzipped and your bare penis kind of poking out a little

I only made it halfway through the thread but if we're still talking food then lemme say butter & parmesan go great with white rice.

You ever try Cheddar on Cinnamon Rolls?

>tfw Xbone fags are defending Microsoft's diversity

I-It's ok when M-Microsoft does it

I doubt Todd will even be there. His team generally takes 3 years to make a game (4 if it's on a new console), so we're probably not going to see TES6 until E3 2018.

We just have to be on the lookout to not miss him in the crowd.

You would be better off looking for him in a gap in the crowd

Reposting OC from last thread

Did u rike it?

:^)

I'd say do the Canadian thing and make it a Poutine Sandwich. Fries, Poutine gravy, white Cheddar curds between a toasted bun would be pretty gud.

Yes there's spesific style of gravy for poutines and you have to use a cheddar, though white cheddar cheese curds are the only true choice. Don't let anyone tell you different, that's how we end up with heresy like Disco Fries


And Scotch eggs were invented in London

at 007 the transition to my body is ready is abit shitty cut

MS really seems to want to kill the XBox once and for all.

A fully automatic assault rifle with a laser scope and a bunch of 200 pellet assault drum clips.

AIDS pancakes

Infinity.moe is the only streaming site allowed here

Daily reminder you can start filling out your bingo boards already if you know for sure they'll be at the show, I've already started on a few

kill yourself

But, in case you were wondering, comfytheatre seems more of the same.

>tfw Microsoft its scaring away their dudebro demograph with equality

Better than the cossboards faggots
We have enough cancer without going to recruiting somewhere else

You forgot the domestic violence.
It's irrelevant anyway, because 2D != 3D.

the only good thing to come out of e3 every year is the OC

Honestly, with less than 24 hours to go now til the shitshow happens, we should finally figure out which one we're going to before too late. So let's get the autism of "X SITE IS SHIT/CANCER/FULL OF CUCKCHAN/ect" out of the way and finally decided what site we gonna watch this shit at before tomorrow.

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I agree, it's a good idea. Post ideas folks

For reference on all the different streaming sites:
e3.vidya.fm

Just go to Twitch chat and make the children there angry. Throw a shit ton of Trump at them and watch them meltdown.

you know what's going to happen. five minuets before the first show starts some random anmark will throw together a stream and it will be a laggy, broken mess. by the time it works there will be 5 people still watching or the show will be over.

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GET ANGRY REN

Welcome to life post CY.

CALM DOWN REN

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some idiotic teasers for e3conference

Dubs for Space Marine II

so close

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

What a beneficial society to mankind.

Kek Thats so retarded they must have been flooded with shit like "bread slice folded once" or "a single potato"

I'm true neutral, if only because a hot dog is a piece of meat between two slices of bread, alebit conjoined.

I really don't know what the fuck were they expecting

Is putin a kike?

Why do the English even exist?
Why didn't the Dutch kill them all in 1688?
They could've saved us from these crimes against gastronomy

I couldn't find anything on Putin being a jew, but apparently the jews like him

You can't make this shit up. Has there ever been a more retarded group of people than the English?

Americans if that counts.

Why do all these faggots not like it? It's clearly of Patrician tastes.

GET ANGRY, REN!

English2.0 imho fam

Fucking gross. Just use low-fat ice cream, vanilla powder, some probiotics if you want, frozen banana (ice cubes are fine too,) and exercise like hell. Vanilla powder is the only one that mixes well. I'm not even going to bother with the rest of it. I bet they throw in disgusting shit like spinach or kale "smoothies."

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Player one cable is on the left and player two cable is on the right. Please fix or I'll have to report this to the meme police.

Thank you.

Every single day it seems more and more likely the theory that Atlantis (now doggerland) used to exile its criminals and retards to Britain is correct.

Wasn't Britian under Roman rule at some point, and, when that ended, the country was in constant disarray and suffered recurrent Viking attacks until the people united?

At one point vikings just conquered the island and ruled them.

Sounds like England has always been a bitch.

even though I see IP repeats, I really wasn't expecting to see Toontown of all things

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HISTORICAL ILLITERATE Holla ForumsACKS apparently, according to the reference of Atlantis GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD

*historically
Goddamn motherfuckers pissing me off so much I fucking misspell my shit.

Sorry user, but she was dating someone.

that someone could've been Hisao

Here you go.

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Say what you will about shit like the toast sandwich, but know that the English are unbeatable in the realm of seafood.
And don't forget Sunday roast for non-seafood contributions.

As I stated before its garbage. Your "chips" taste exactly like molded mash.

MGZ puts out trash content. Yuropoor youtubers are all inherently limp wristed faggots excluding The Gaming Brit.

==GET ANGRY, REN!

4 days, user.

The first press conference is tomorrow.

didn't they say there wont be any new games

I never thought in my life that Ric Flair's WOOO would creep me out, but here we are and the Nature Boy is the harbringer of the apocalypse of the vidya industry

Tell us more about how not shit your food is.

cap from the end of the last thread.

HE STILL REMAINS UNCAPTURED BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY HAVE BIGGER CONCERNS

Why did you add me? Read my posts.

Atari confirmed for suicidal.

And webm, before anyone asks

GET ANGRY, REN!

Is this going to be another knock-off system (Like the ones you can pick up at Target for $30), or are they actually attempting to reenter to console scene (In which case, there is hope for SNK to make a legitimate comeback as well)?

WOW
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

Send me some gore videos about buildings being attacked from the inside. It's for the end of the E3 video

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Can't you just wait for the actual E3 attack to happen and then use the footage?
It will be even better since there will be no survivors.

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…okay. The last embed isn't a joke post. I also have the head explosion scene from Kingsmans, and possibly a few other candidates.

I hope everone has a great E3.

GET ANGRY REN

I just wanted to make it cinematic. I'm all out of new squilliams for these year.

REMEMBER THE BEST GAMERS

I've wondered why they haven't bothered to make a multi-game "classics" system themselves. They could even use the modern (and cheap) miniaturized 68k and Z80s that are floating around out there for perfect compute compatibility. Offer XB, PS or USB NG (last as a separate addon or in a deluxe pack) with FF1, KOF98, SShodown 1 and a few other things. You could load in MVS ROMs themselves or if that's too hard for you to do $1/title for the rarer stuff. Release new titles or special editions of old ones occasionally. Instead of costing many hundreds of dollars like the OG NG it'd only be a few dozen.

Or, you could go a step further and have SNK and Sega come to a agreement so that they can leverage Sega branding. Remember Genesis used both the 68k and Z80 itself, and could probably offload a lot of the internals of both systems to an FPGA and switch between the two at preference (also allow other stuff like CRT emulation and so on). Simply arrange it in that case so that the SNK games that show up are the NG versions and not Sega ports.

of course not you dumb faggot pepperoni 'n sausage pizza

Pineapple.

God fucking damn it no.

Good enough

Goddammit user

I will delete my get in the name of Allah, and it will cause antimatter to manifest, and consume E3, with california as a whole, then in the skies, a lazer will scorch the strastrophere of earth and that will destroy Israel, and then we will finally know world peace.

This shit happens way too often, fuck you

Atari trying to re-enter the console race or is this just some fancy schmancy emulator to play their past games on or something? If its the first, this can only end badly.

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This is the only correct response, I will not bully you this time

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They're asking for it. They're fucking asking for it.

What was the post?

oh joy

A tribute to the ultimate god.

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I am curious as well.

Pain and misery.

ITS HAPPENIN

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And, forgot to take off the spoiler tag.

GET ANGRY REN

i hope ren does a bit more extra

GET ANGRY, REN

Blow out soon, fellow user.

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If you're interested, the LEGO game makers are actually doing live E3 streams as well this year

Heilige Scheiße

Also apparently they are getting sued by the people who made it so I guess that explains why they aren't making it any more nor why nothing better's come since.