Mass Effect Androgynous (new patch)

Two Androgyny threads at the same time, huh. Must be pure coincidence.

That's the perfect definition of ME:A. Your choices don't matter because they aren't really choices, just a tone variation of a unique answer. Somehow, they thought that it was better than the good goy/bad goy dialogue.

Yeah, it was too late to fix their mistakes. They've lost too much time trying to integrate the story structure into a bunch of procedurally-generated planets.

I didn't make the other thread

I noticed that all Bioware games I liked had stories written by Obsidian. It's like Bioware is or rather, was good at making the gameplay and Obsidian was good at making stories.
But now Bioware lots most of it's artists and key leads, and thanks to Bethesda screwing Obsidian with New Vegas, they spiralled into Kickstarter shit, tranny virtue-signalling and that cost them Chris Fucking Avellone.

So, that's 2 studios that used to make shit completely broken down. Fuck.

Either Obsidian or Black Isle.

But they kept in the mono-gendered species suddenly having multiple gender pronouns and lecturing people about them like they're on tumblr. Gotta keep that part in

Shoot me. Please.

Is that fucking Jimmy Neutron?

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They don't even realize how stupid they sound, do they?

Please don't ever post that slug looking thot ever again.

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I second that.

is that their attempt to say "go fuck yourselves"?

What a joke

The people working at Bioware have been living in a bubble for far too long.

I want a Platinum ME game where I can play as a Krogan bounty hunter headbutting my way across the galaxy.

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I love how every face the Andromeda team makes looks like it was made by aliens who had only seen blurry images of people and just assumed their lips take up 90% of their face.

Bravo Bioware. I can't tell if this is passive aggression or just retardation on their part.

The sad part is most developers probably hold the same views internally but keep it to themselves out of fear of backlash.

Is there a Platinum Game whose PC port is not complete shit?

Only time I ever heard complaints was Automata. MGR was great, the few minutes I played before dropping Korra were okay too.

mainly retardation, I think

What was the appeal of these shitty games, looks like a fucking dating sim with a shitty third person shooter minigame.

You don't understand. Thats essentially what they are. Mass Effect died, and nothing of value was lost.

Why did Avellone leave?

you're forced to have all those blemishes for "white" skin? I mean, I think freckles are cute and all, but that seems a bit overboard

is it at least possible to painfully customize the face to make it more attractive?

>and fixed once again the tranny NPC
This is a bunch of developers with their priorities straight. Who gives a shit if the game is a buggy mess and the story a shitshow so long as they get the pronouns right?

Management was too heavy handed and wouldn't let him take things in the direction he felt was right. Nothing too specific beyond that.

looks an aweful lot like they just bleached the skintone of a nigger

The company was going down the drain since they had to cancel all their games and lay off all their talent in the aftermath of working with ZeniMax Media Inc., but apparently the tipping point for Avellone was that they got the license to Baldur's Gate, then none of them realized that the license to Baldur's Gate had any value or that Baldur's Gate 3 was a game that they should maybe make and then they just gave it away.

This pandering to the mentally ill has nothing to do with gaming.

Did they talk to white nationalists about implementing white people? If not they're bigoted and practice exclusion on their main market.

Let's be precise; they're post-modernists. Pretty much everything that's gone wrong with society lately, from SJWs to Antifa terrorists, to the literal garbage known as "modern art", to third-wave feminism, to multiculturalism/globalism, to Gamergate and beyond, is a result of deep infection in western culture - Post-Modernism. It's the same root philosophy that brought about the soviet union; the same root philosophy that Adolf Hitler went to war to protect his nation from.
THIS is the poison that's been slowly subverting all vectors of culture, and only vidya has been able to slow them down. Almost the entire west coast is lost to them, as well as almost every university in the western world. It's an extremely potent tool for evil, and has no capacity for good.

When you point to these people who ruin vidya that otherwise could have had some potential, call them by their true name.

It's also known as Judaism.

Judaism is one of the most pernicious sources and pushers of post-modernist doctrine, yes. They're not the only source, but the case can be made that without the influence of key jewish intellectual elites in the early 20th century, the tragedies and wars of that century never would have happened.
This isn't to say that some non-jew wouldn't have done the same in the end, there's no way to know, but we do know what did happen - and it wasn't good.

Their parent company (EA) is hated by the filthy hwhite basement-dweller gamers and in this [current year] most companies are catering to a crowd that doesn't give a shit about their products but will give them a good image on social media and MSM (see the Play to Give charity for example).
I used to have a screencap of a "gamergurl" who tweeted a POV pic of her holding a pool noodle with the text: "wow it's like I'm playing the new Doom game right now" and it was retweeted by the official Doom/Bethesda account. Someone later dug and found her Steam account, it turns out that person only played less than 5 minutes of nuDoom.
EA, Ubi, Bioware, Microsoft etc. are saving their appearance with that tactic but it is a bad business decision because it doesn't bring them any money (unless it's a yuge brand like Star Wars) and I seriously wonder when they will finally acknowledge that.
Bioware keep bending the knee to the Gay Community™ but at no point they bothered to apologize to those who liked their previous games but were disappointed to see the shitshow that is ME:A.

It will be like with Marvel. They'll make some pathetic attempts to "apologize" when their sales get so bad they are threatened with lacking the funds to continue operating. So long as they have even a shred of cash they can use to churn out even more anti-white trash they'll keep doing it, because to the people working in these companies pushing propaganda is more important than making a profit.

As the soulless subhuman spawn of potatoniggers myself, I can only be happy my taste was never quite shit enough to care about Bioware trash. If they wanted realism for a ginger they should have made him look beet red and miserable for ever having left his NEET hovel.

Only time I bothered making a self-insert donut steel was MGSV. Seemed appropriate considering the "twist" ending.

Bioware marketers invented the "autist ryder" meme just for Holla Forums to take the bait, and we swalloed it line and sinker.

Yea and the whole kurt eichenwald thing is a clever trick by the kikes to make people look up porn. Sometimes you niggers go too far

Bit late, but let me add something to the answers from the other anons.

If you haven't played Planescape Torment, you should. Even without all the cut shit, it's a great game story-wise game mechanics are a bit shit.
You wanna know why?
Because when the game was "done", Chris Avellone said "hold up, I'm gonna have to research and proof read this shit".
CUE 6 FUCKING MONTHS OF LORE WRITEUP AND PROOFREADING
I'm not joking. The guy spent 6 autistic months detailing everything and making sure all the lore fit together.
The result was the BEST FUCKING STORY in a game. Ever. Nothing ever came close.
Criticizing the mechanics of the game is valid. Heck, it plays like a terrible jrpg. But the story?
Chris knew his shit. And he had time to perfect it with the skill he learned from Baldurs Gate.

Now fast forward a few years, with new "creative directors" telling him:

I'll ask you: would you stay?

You mean if we ignore they WON'T go away? Holy dicks, what a scoop! I gotta call slowtaco!

This is Bioware now. Take a second and think about it.

No amount of patches will fix the fundamentals of what a game should be about.

That's like 4chan asking permission from reddit to post something.
Fucking KILL ME.

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It's not just that. It's that ENTIRE paragraph.

You'd be amazed how many people actually have to be told this, user. The common (((wisdom))) drilled into everyone's head from infancy is "ignore everything you don't like and it will go away on its own".
We have at least a billion people who need to be deprogrammed and taught that if you don't like something, it needs to be torn the fuck down.

What? Obsidian had the license to BG? What the fuck? When? Why the fuck didn't they make a Baldur's Gate?

They made PoE and it was shit.

nigger

I need to tell you something user

The Obsidian you knew was dead

All the talent has left and its another SJW haven

Hey, question, how much money did you think EA and Bioware expected to make off of DLC for the game?

You wonder if that was rolled into the cost/benifit analysis of producing the game?

I thought all the plans for DLC were scraped after the studio that made Andromeda was downsized. The game sold like shit.

Well, yeah, but it's DLC and Bioware, they were planning and probably even developing the DLC before the game was even released.

They rushed the development of the game and if they took into consideration the bad reception then I think that the only content that they might make will be for the multiplayer mode only.

Ugh, I hope not. The quicker they ditch everything about the game the better. At this point the patches are just throwing good money after bad.

But yeah, I guess you're right, with as rushed as it was in the last bit and the re-designs there wouldn't be much non-vital content.

God I'm looking forward to E3 sphagetti about this clown fiesta.

I'm tired with this free publicity for Ass Defect. Let this turd lie untouched. Don't be another fly hungry for shit.

Why do we need to "consult" with the LGBTQ community to write a gay character?

Can't writers just write a normal human being who happens to be gay?

Does not add up

A normal human being wouldn't happen to be gay

A normal gay is a gay flying off a helicopter

This is probably a legitimate excuse for city people by this point. How would they?

Work with Jews: get fucked by Jews.

Well the japs are able to do that

Yeah and tbh developping DLCs for the main story would be a waste of time and money especially for a game that sold poorly.
Did they even bother to make DLCs for Cisquisition?

What a fucking world this is

Unless that vid was made by the devs themselves they are retarded

This is not true, I got a chance to sit down and talk with an honest to god bio-drone about ME:A a few months ago. He justifies it as being good with the characters side stories. He said the glitches were OK because they made him laugh

Next you're gonna tell me the african chief is a racist caricature.

Last Gundam anime and a few new others seem to be showing that they're losing that skill or that they're trying too hard to make their fictional fags behave like IRL fags instead of like good anime characters.

You poor soul. I can only imagine how painfully autistic that conversation must've been.

He comes across as a pretty well adjusted individual. I have a cousin who has amazing charisma and works in a halfway home who has defended ToR and DA2. Pretty sure he didn't get into Mass Effect though, that or he is just focusing purely on WoW these days.

Oh right my point, my point was that Bio-drones seem very well adjusted.

Why can't I make a trans girl with a bulging package in her suit?

This game is fucking transphobic, and I'm going to send a strongly worded letter to bioware

RPGs have always been leftist shit, since the days of pen and paper.

Pick one, and only one.

Older rpgs were significantly less cucked.

They can try, but it would just be Dumbledore, aka: a person who has zero gay traits, and never does anything gay in their entire life, and never says they are gay, but are somehow gay anyway.

Being a fag doesn't automatically make a person into a pride-parade stereotype of leather and lisps, but it also doesn't have ZERO impact on a person's life other than just how they're respond on a survey.

But on that note, who did they consult?? Who is the "authority" in the LBGTQIAZPD "community" who has the right to decide these creative decisions for all those millions of people? It's like asking who Disney "consulted" in the Polynesian "community" before writing Moana. They didn't give a fuck; they didn't ask permission; they just did it.

You clearly never played an old pen and paper rpg

Was it Tomino? Because his characters frequently come off as awkward despite following a kind of logic. For example: Reccoa.

Well, yes. In that case you have a gay person in charge of a school of prepubescent children. If they actually depicted that situation accurately, I imagine the left would flip their shit.

Because the people writing these characters have never actually interacted with homos, they simply go off what they THINK faggots would like.

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I'd kubona those stacked amazons.

kek

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Male one looks like he has down's syndrome

There's incomptence, and then there's THIS

They sold the ending as DLC.

it's like nobody though to just, i dunno, put the gun model back and make sure it is flipped the right way

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It's not remodeled, just parts of it are fucking missing now. How do they keep fucking this shit up? I wouldn't fuck up this badly and I barely know how to use Blender.

At least J. Sawyer is still alright. Right?

Do you have brain damage? All their ports are amazing. Maybe you need to stop playing on a laptop and or stop cherrypicking a build that was patched years ago.

Post modernism is cancer, but that guy sure as fuck isn't the one we need exposing it.

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no, user, there's nothing good left there

that's a whole lot of effort to obfuscate that it's the Jews

Got any videos that goes into detail?

Sawyer was always a commie goon faggot.

You mean reusing the same assets and expecting modders to fix your broken ass games for free? Hate how people praise crapthesda, if it wasn't for mods, and the community, their games would remain broken garbage

He has many, many lectures online that go into excruciating detail, that are 2-3 hours long each. That was a quick primer he packed into his allotted ~15 minutes at that particular event.

He can't come out and publicly state that it's the Jews any more than you or I could, user. Not without suddenly dying from a heart attack after an unfortunate car accident during a botched robbery where nothing was stolen, anyway.
Since all of these globalist jews are also post-modernists, and there's no thought-crime (yet) against speaking out against post-modernism, then it's a clever way to educate people about both.
If you examine post-modernism and marxism, the trail will always lead you to the same place.

Get a few pots of coffee ready. Maybe a meal.

Reddit loves them, Holla Forums does not.

bork bork
-love from sweden

It's a sawed off! XDD

Now most people can see the effects, but cant put their fingers.
Mystery, Babylon The Great, The Mother Of Harlots And Abominations Of The Earth

6 hours?! Damn. Oh well, gotta take a break from learning Guilty Gear anyways. Gotta get comfortable for this.

The pizza is aggressive.

Uglier Tintin?

If you mean the Toddposting, it's a joke.
Let's hope newfaggots don't take it as truth like they did NK best korea thing.

I haven't seen anyone praise bethesda around here. My first bad taste with them was Dark Corners of the Earth. They can eat a bag of dicks for all I care.

Mind you, the main voice actor is half-Samoan himself and he didn't find anything offensive. It took professional whining busybodies to be offended on behalf of all Polynesians.

It fucking amazes me how CGI graphics are already hyper realistic and Disney/Dreamworks were just holding it all back. Fuck, and this was 5 years ago along with rango too.

Please fuck off with your negro-speak

Probably not holding it back on purpose as much as them just considering the immense time needed for high quality. Look at the Oscar animations this year, Pixar won with Piper and it shows in the graphical fidelity, fucking *grains of sand* on a beach move with physics.

Disney did consult Polynesian culture representatives, their names and area of historical/cultural expertise are listed in the credits. But I think that was more for accuracy than feelings.

Their optimization and stability are good, but their controls are ass. Like look at MGRR that forces you to aim with the keyboard instead of the mouse. And don't say "use a controller", because that's the opposite of a good port.

Do you guys think they made Scott Ryder the bottom for Jaal because the gays who play mass effect games are the submissive ones that want a cock in their butt?
[Spoiler] So they self insert easier that way? [/Spoiler].

But that is the actual Tintin… being held by the weird CG Tintin.

archive.is/QqGUx

Doing this is an exercise in narrow minded idiocy because it's only going to give any kind of say to the select group of fagtrannies they 'consulted' with.

"We picked a handful of lumpen, mannish, cringey pink-hairs infesting our social media and ran with the selfish, childish, bespoke-to-them-and-no-one-else shit they barfed up like good little goys."

In their effort to be inclusive they exclude those who discriminate against shit, anachronistic content.

Also to the wider point makes.

Am I alone in not wanting any relationships/love-shit in games that aren't specifically for that/masturbation? A character's orientation has no baring on anything of substance, we're not here to fuck and suck we're supposed to be killing alien scum not drinking alien cum ffs.

It's because of fucking Bioware that I feel like this, their shit has made me nearly swallow my fist in cringe, Dragonage is as bad with it too. This rancid focus on fucking NPCs is fine left online, it can be much, *much* more explicit and better than anything Bioshit ever put out to boot, yet this pointless polygon titillation 'tharr's some major boning lolXD' persists.

JUST MAKE A DECENT GAME YOU DUMB CUNTS SOME FUCKING DEGENERATE ON THE INTERNET WILL MAKE THE PORN.

Why is it when lesbians, faggots, trannies etc decide to mouth off it's always about sex and fucking, crowbarring 'I FUCK SOMETHING UGLY/I AM HIDEOUSLY MALFORMED' into everything? There must be absolutely nothing in their lives because no-one wants to fuck the lion's share of them either yet all they do is wallow in degenerate sex stories to vent their grotesque and rightly repressed urges.

Gross, I need a wash now.

This is what happens when parents tell their kids their genitals are evil tools of Satan and/or let them fuck the family dog and say nothing. They go unbullied and glom onto other disgusting miscreants until there's so many they poison everything around them just by being alive and allowed to be this way.

The LGBT crowd are a repulsive panoply of ugly, mentally ill complainers for whom the world is upside-down because they choose and exude 'perverse' rather than 'sexual' behaviour. They're freaks, so the only input you'll get from them is going to taint your product with ultra heavy-handed talking down to's with all the subtlety of Bruce Jenner smashing through your screen with his feminine cock and balls on display for you to endlessly apologise to.

Examples obviously include, Trans-Anachronistic Retcon Lore Rape as seen in Dragon Age 3 The Cuckening
and Intergalactic Transplaining in Ass Defect 3.

you forgot the mono-gender species talking about their pronouns like tumblrinas

So guise, I never got into the mass effect hype train, played a little bit the first one I think, but never really much into it
However I really like the concept of the game in general, tactical assault rpg, while travelling around with a ship and crew in SPESS
really sounds good, so whats the consensus on the game, should I pirate?
and which game in which order to play, which to skip?

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Why would I want to let a massive fuck up exposing SJW garbage for what it is be forgotten and fade into obscurity?

I thought the first two Mass Effects were really enjoyable games albeit flawed in many ways.

Play 1 and 2 then leave it to dangle unfinished like a semi-decent series that got cancelled but left you wanting answers.

Playing 3 is an exercise in self harm, I finished one playthrough in a day and returned it maximally disgusted.

You're right I did, at times the distressing concentration of failure on display in MEA is too much for me to keep in mind all at once.

I'll take that advice to heart, cheers!

Agreed

The point I was trying to make is actually a bit more simple than that. Just read that paragraph in which some PR jackass goes on about how Bioware is all about the character relationships and how they "consulted" the "LGBTQ" community (whatever the fuck that means). Just read that paragraph while keeping in mind that Bioware was once a company that published Black Isle DnD campaigns and try to wrap your mind around exactly how and when it shifted to shallow, corporate dating sims for fanfic-writing fat teenagers.

*sorry, developed, not published

They talked to Abe Simpson?

Suddenly, the past five years make sense.

It's sad to watch the games *and* the company turn to toxic shit at a steady rate. All social media needs to be shut down, the more we know about other people the more reasons we have to hate their guts.

If all social media is shut down, then this place would be included. The elites will inevitably co-opt all the most popular of the sites, but without the ability to talk with each other and share, we are back in the dark with no real chance of fighting back against propaganda and distracting nonsense.

post modernism can also make cool things
not following the rules can be cool
ubisoft follows the rules, and you hate them
trannies follow their own bastard rules, and you hate them
stop mixing up your hate, dumbfuck, and if you love rules so much, go play Project Reality

t. subversive post modernist

Not in my scenario m8, just normalfagfag instant bitching services go offline.

The problem comes with self-important brats hung up on their 'identity' being oh-so fucking important (to them) that they have to cram it down everyone elses throat ad nauseum.