BELLY DANCING BROWN GIRL COMES TO SWITCH, HARDWARE NOW HAS THIRD GAME ON IT

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Theres an autist doing that in every threar he sees.
He has been doing that for 2 days at the very least

Alright guys, cut to the chase and post the lewds

i-i don't know what you are talking about.

I wish there was a porn game solely dedicated to her.
made by seismic

I'll pass, thanks

Are retards seriously excited about this? How?
It's already available for PC, PS4, Xbone, Vita and WiiU which nintendies already own anyway
How is this a triumph?

She is a precious cinnamon bun in an age where the platformer is almost dead. She is a treasure.

Its on the platform with no games
They're even praising indieshit they would blissfully ignore and label Steam shovelware.

So, getting a console at all?
Paid online is shitty, but treating the switch like it's the paid online console is pure retardation.

Come on man theres already been posts of the logs, its just the goons latest thing to derail threads about videogames. Let them (1) and forget them.

They're all shit

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He doesn't mean the announcement, he means its out

Give him a second and he'll figure it out, kind of meta really.

It's $2 a month to keep away faggots and griefers. Nintendo knows this.

But a big fraction of this board will pay for this shit though.

Of course the retarded would defend it with "it's ok when Nintendo does it" mentality.

Big woop, it's multiplatform. Whatever, congrats to Switch owners.

These poor children, won't anyone think of them?

=HD RUMBLE JIGGLE INTERFACE CONFIRMED==

She is the FILTHY, DISGUSTING WHORE OF BABYLON, MOTHER OF ALL ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH, AND BY GOD SHE WILL DIE LIKE ONE.

In all honesty I did not find her games very fun. It's bad enough that they're really linear pseudo-metroidvanias but the platforming itself just feels overly simplistic. Her jumps have no weight to them, her attacks have no feeling power, combat is just about whipping a weak spot until the thing blows up, and she needs upgrades to backtrack across maps with. It's annoying and symptomatic of modern platformers, every problem that exists in modern platformers is exacerbated in her games. I, GigaDev, plan to create a platformer to usurp her in the future.

and THE SAME user MADE THE SAME THREAD, what a ride!

Godspeed, but lose that arrogance.

Yeah it will probably be my downfall, but sadly I don't think I can turn it off.

Sorry in advance. Live by the sword and all that.

I'll suck YOUR sword, user!~

I never buy a console unless it has a minimum of five games I must play. The Nintendo Switch has zero games I must play.

Shut up and post more Shantae.

Okay.

That fucking sword.
THAT FUCKING SWORD.

FUCKING WOW

Oh yeah, kinda like my wife

Its double edged.

INTENSE BELLY DANCING

finished downloading it and the HD rumble when she belly dances is meant to be her hips shaking your palms in time with them like you are holding onto them. You can close your eyes and imagine a cute brown girl wiggling her hips in your hands and feel it.
someone deserves a medal.

INTENSE BELLY DANCING

The real question is why does she barely have abs.

Man, I want to fuck every girl BUT Shantae. Espcially Rottytops.

Why is Rotty so smug?

Smug has the power to animate the dead.

I'll stop buying WayForward games when they stop being so fucking good.

even if it finally came out that is hilarious.

Can we do apngs here yet?

Hopefully it comes to PC.

I guess so.

Stop lying to yourself and dump them already.

Wow! Another port! Sony and Microsoft btfo!

youre "never ever" getting into waifu heaven

have you considered the fact that there are *holy shit* people with the same opinion on this board?

No lewds yet?

It's like Groundhog Day. Nintendo tries to do things differently, but the same shit just keeps happening.

Just wait until Nintendo ports every first-party Wii U game to the Switch.

Im waiting for them to port popular Wii games.

Post the lewds

pregnant

If dubs this is their big "E3" announcement or whatever they call their povertycon.

Why would you need Wii ports? Even if you couldn't buy one for dirt cheap, Dolphin exists.

No user you misunderstood. I'm not the one hopping for it. Im talking about normal people who don't emulate and want this.

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You got nice dubs, but futa ruins everything.

Sorry I asked

you're not getting paid enough pajeet

oh boy

I never got why futa is exponentially more hate than traps.

Because double standards and "It's not gay if it's a feminine penis xD"

Go look at half/d/ right now.

If you find less than six futa threads in the catalog, I'll eat your asshole on livestream.

Is 1 Genie 2 Hero good?

Both are gay as fuck.

Well that is the fucking containment board…

Futa is fine so long as the futa is fucking a girl. As soon as a dude pops in to fuck the futa, then it's gay.

Well, you don't see trapfags sticking dicks on perfectly fine vidya women, for one.

Pretty sure /d/ was originally made because futa kept clogging up /h/.

i guess

Traps
Still a guy gargling cum at the end of the day. So it's gay.

Futa
End of the day, it's still a woman.

>>>/cuckchan/
Containment boards don't exist here

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It's a dick. It's gay. End of story.

Traps aren't trannies.

So man on woman is gay too.
K

It is if the "woman" has a dick.

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The thing is that traps are more commonly fucked by normal guys.
Futa either act as substitutes for men fucking either normal girls or other futas, male on futa is pointless and rarelly seen.

So futa is like straight sex but with two girls instead with a guy and a girl, more girl and less dude on your porn except for the dick but the porn would be shitty without it.
And trap is like straight sex but with not only one dude but the "girl" is also a dude for some reason. The reason? Pic related.

Absolutely not

But futa on female is only 25% gay, while male on female if 50%.

Unfortunately they are. They have a cunt, boys is just about their aesthetics, sans penis.

By genes cuntboys are boys.
By genes futas are grills.
gg ez

They're all furry.

Actually, not most of the time, and especially not the pictures often posted here.
Look, just because that's the kind if futa you only read, doesn't mean its the only thing futa is.
Doesn't make you not gay for fantasizing about it.
Not true either.
You're defining futa by a very specific subgroup of futa that you feel paints it in the least gay light possible. Or you're arguing semantics ("if there's no vagina, then it's not real futa) in an attempt to make it look (or try to convince yourself) that it's less gay than it actually is.

The funny thing is that most futa pics posted on this board are solo pictures. You can't really argue fapping to a picture of a single girl with a dick is less gay than fapping to a picture of a single girl.

By genes, they shouldn't have those organs in the first place, so it doesn't really apply, and your bodies instinctive mechanisms don't go by genetics, anyway.

And yet they do.

is this gay?

How good does frotting feel?

Where the fuck is my princess outfits?

Yes

Hnnnnnnnnngggg

That's something that happens because of the fame futa got, because they're used along with other non-solo pics, because of people that don't get why it works, and because of gayfags.
It can also sometimes be a mix of solo masturbation and a girl pleasuring a dick, since there are many solo futanari onani doujins
If you're fapping to a solo pic with no context and not fantasizing about that girl fucking another girl then you're pretty gay
Thankfully most of the solo stuff posted is ironic. Right?

das gay as hell
Futa on futa works because they can swap roles, but if they both assume a male role then it loses it's point and is just gay.

Western "artists"

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Fuck off fag

This is like modern MMOs where they miss the point of what made MMOs fun in the first place and just fill them with all the worst shit MMOs could have. But somehow less gay.

All this talk of lady dicks and no one posted the best feminine penis story of them all.

=)

Last time I fapped to futa was when a guy had his dick magically removed and put on a girl. As the futa is fucking another girl, the guy and futa both feel it as they are linked. I think the tag was "shared senses."

So, right now then, because they've never been good.

The only acceptable, if you want to call it that, futa is futa-on-female.
Because then it's just a tranny having sex with a woman, which while disgusting, is still heterosexual.

Fucking kek

This

dissapointing

Because, ironically, in a world of easily manipulable cartoon characters, she's the only one with half a brain to take advantage of them and have fun with it.

What if you buy the dance speed-up upgrade?

Nigga it's been out on PC since December.

Yes. By every definition of the word.

Picture in your mind train A traveling at approximately 67 mph. He left the station at 6 PM and is already 20 minutes late. The conductors wife is suspected of cheating, his son dropped out of high school to pursue the life of being one with nature and some guy in the carts keeps pressing the intercom button instead of holding it so it just sounds like
Adding up all these factors, calculate the acceleration rate (5 pts) and the speed at which the train will be traveling through the Cascade tunnel (5 pts).
Now replace the tunnel with train B traveling at the same speed as train A.
That's what frotting feels like.

Shantae is still a qt 3.14, but Half-Genie Hero left me real disappointed. Can't recommend it, it felt like a series of obtuse checklists and chores with shit checkpoints while being too easy. The other three are better, including Risky's Revenge.

ryu ji hye, if someone wants the sauce

oh is that all it is?

table tennis huh?

Shantae is alright, definitely babby's first platformer but charming nonetheless.

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s-suck mine instead?

Then it's not futa you retard. At least lurk more before embarrassing yourself.

wsted trips tbh fam

The real question is; Would you fug Shantae and if so, would you pull out of her or not?
I bet She would make an amazing wife.

I don't think you'll be around to enjoy her as a wife since she'll make you die of a disgusting venereal disease long before you even get to marry her. Her whore vagina is a pathogen-infested toilet

i wish he'd take jump off a cliff with his equally-as-cancerous wife.

because it's gay. I hate traps and futa equally though.

EXCEPT IT'S GOT A DICK. IF YOU LIKE FUTA, IT'S BECAUSE OF THE GIRL HAVING A DICK. IF YOU LIKE A GIRL HAVING A DICK, YOU'RE FUCKING GAY, BECAUSE IT'S THE DICK THAT MAKES IT FUTA, AND IT'S THE DICK THAT MAKES IT GAY

pretty fucking gay

yeah, Half-Genie Hero is definitely the weakest Shantae game. I was surprised how short it was, though I know that's purely for speedrunning/multiple playthroughs. I would've preferred a somewhat longer game like the *best* Shantae game, Pirate's Curse. Half-Genie Hero only took me about 6 hours to do my first run, and that was with abusing the gem jug dance/bathouse and 100% of items.

It's not as was already explained in this thread

and just how long have you been in the closet now user?

Thank you.

Not long enough to be posting animu pics.