Webms

How do you even achieve that?

He's just running around saging every good thread, senpai. Donmai.

In a way the censoring, fag/minority/tranny pandering etc bullshit that modern devs etc are spewing into games may serve some positive purpose in the long run, as more and more of the sane amongst us are banned, shunned or ditch these shitty tainted outlets we're more likely to create a counter-culture of gaming that flies in the face of their SFW/sick-making bullshit.

It may be a way's off but the more neutered, agenda pushy, shekel grabby, 'fuck the userbase' they get the more our numbers rise and the greater the likelihood of their downfall.

SWEET VICTORY, CURRENT YEAR EDITION

Anyone have that anime outro where they basicly give instructions to create a fleshligh from potato flour or something?
Asking for a friend.

Obligatory

The second I realized this was all being done ironically, it ruined the fun in watching it

I had that one titled as "Ultimate rebuttal"

You can't not title your WebM. What's this from?

Basically he filled his balls with something, I forgot what then he shoved a giant buttplug up his ass and just wrecking balls himself

you deserve the eternal damnation for not knowing

Maybe Synthol?

I probably should be ashamed. I just don't even have enough to work with to find it out.

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I don't know but your webm reminds me of that one bird grater gif.

there's plenty if you know where to look

that one makes me sad.

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I got it now. Legacy of Kain: Blood Omen. I remember seeing the Soul Reaver box art, but never had a playstation to play it.

That's retarded and cool at the same time.

It's less ironic than you think.

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How the fuck does he leave the house? No, you know what, I can live with not knowing any more.

Are there any more from this artist apart from the pool one?

Post that shit user

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There's this, too. Too big to post here. Artist is called Homura Hinase btw.
gelbooru.com/images/b6/85/b6850a42a8c7f64fa2cd0b018334df92.webm

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Thanks user.

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Can someone please explain to me how this is so ridiculously arousing?

copy and paste the link

i think that's about it

Its simple
You are fucked in the heda

Thanks my man

Nah she's just a shortstack

What's it like being retarded?

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and it sounds better

Anyone have the QUAKE CHAMPIONS webm?
Like the one with the shitty wolf3d-tier game that crashes at the end.

post it, you norwegian cocksucker

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for a moment I thought it was a girl leaving a trail of wet shit on the floor.

motherfucker

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There was a point where we should have stopped and we have clearly passed it.

Fuck off with your kike beliefs and nigger memes.

It's just a joke man settle your shit

>How to ruin the shock value: It's probably fake. I actually have looked up videos of guys inflating their balls with saline (Don't ask why), and the biggest any of them ever went was around 3 liters and they never got that big. However, if it is real, then he's almost guaranteed to be putting his health at risk (Not to mention the likely illegality of it in the U.S.) because your ball sack and cock are never meant to be that big (And, the reason why saline injections are "okay" is because your body naturally absorbs the liquid and deposits it within a few days). It's like that one woman who has the largest breasts in the world, and she had to go out of the country to continue increasing her size because she was putting he health at risk, and no U.S. surgeon would legally do it.

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This broadcast cannot be real. If it is, MSNBC is going to be going through a rather large downsizing really soon.

Its fake.

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I don't even care if they're doing the whole hackers on steroids or what ever the fucking shit, but when they take the "if you're offended then good because I'm challenging your safe zone" and twist it into "lol trolled :^)" that makes me fucking mad.

Friendly reminder that Margaret shits in a bag.

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why even live anymore

All the better, her asshole must be nice and clean

Jenny will always be our queen.

ALWAYS

man the levels of stupid

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Movie is tekkoninkinkreet
Band is alt j
Consider yourself fed faggot

Thanks, shitbird.

Anybody have the Death Stranding, Always sunny webm?

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Nice trick but the way he picked up the cards after putting them on top and then the shuffle afterwards made it easy to know that the ace through 5 would be on the to-
Okay never mind. Never trust a jew with a pack of cards either apparently.

Fucking wew. This is definitely a parody.

did they try to throw anchor in the mariana trench or some shit?

Looks like whatever mechanism designed to let out the chain started malfunctioning, and just spit the chain out. Somebody is going to be very unhappy about losing something like that.

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it's not real, it's just a very well made parody.

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God, filthy fag idiots are fucking retards.

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It's too slow to be a bot, this is a case of severe autism.

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He even posted it in the vidya merchants thread.

Last time I checked, bots didn't post in the wrong thread.

What was the webm in question?

Not a webm at all, but some retard repurposing the old "ffuckoff tumblrtable" spam to be about webm threads.

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Ah, I see

Are you on a personal crusade to prove horseshoe theory isn't bullshit or what?

It's absolutely hilarious though.

Also doing it while not saging.

HE'S GOING NUCLEAR!

Nor is he switching IPs. Makes it real easy to filter and for the mods to clean up.

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That's a Kokaburra, I don't think It's having a seizure but rather doing a call

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What did he mean by this?

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This webm is video games please do not spam me.

It's only a filename, bro.

How long until he poos all over the thread again?

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guys please… he is a spammer, he wants attention, stop talking about him, just filter and move on.

This thread sure is going places.

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Oh no! How will I ever post in a webm thread ever again?

I guess the hide feature is broken or something…..

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he did have a point though, these threads are reddit garbage where the majority of the files posted have nothing to do with video games and have almost no discussion of anything

Just look at 6ea34f for example.
sage for being retarded and forgetting this in my post

yes "he" did have a point…

Cool making fake consensus revolt.

Maybe you should post vidya webm instead of complaining/spamming and getting yourself banned.

He could just not come into this thread to begin with

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why don't you post vidya then instead of agreeing with "spammer that totally wasn't me guys"?

He's right, stop making these threads dogshit and quit posting crappy webms nobody will fucking click. Also, post some–
V I D E O G A M E S
Like is doing.
Y'know, something that will give people here an incentive to watch. I don't think you've ever heard of them. They're a brand new concept for you, aren't they?

or maybe the vols can fucking say what is allowed and not

clearly not a problem for some of the people here

WEW

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The mods have said you can post whatever webms you want as long as it's not illegal

I STILL SEE NO WEBM

33 posts
14 of them gaming related. Not doing that bad. Also (1) stfu please…

They already have. Here's another webm!

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They have; it has to be some vidya.

A lot of us came here to get AWAY from rulecucks.

Just like you can get away from this thread and do something productive, since you don't want to seem to want to post vidya anyways.

Here's one.
happy?

Except when they don't.
They're so fucking selective with their rule enforcement it's not funny.

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They literally have said webm threads are a-okay. They're the ones that set the rule that the old thread has to be past a certain page for a new one to be made. Your argument may be nonexistant.

Took you long enough.

And of course you don't even bother trying to sustain it.

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It's almost like you don't know what the word "some" means.

Don't like it? Leave.

ok

???

just stop backseat moderatoring, report posts you dislike and let mods handle it.

most aren't though, so does some have to be one per every thousand that aren't?

except when they ignore it because it's something they like even if it's a rule violation

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But some are, you literal autist.

Another spam post?

It's obvious what your real agenda is. Why don't you go subvert these forums instead?

reddit.com
4chan.org
neogaf.com

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man I'm fucking retarded
here's a videogame webm

1% of the fucking thread is videogames

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Yeah, so some.

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It's under the margin of error, it's no longer videogames.

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The only error is in your brain, silly goose.

Must be new telepathic speech augmentations

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Now It's (2). Go fuck yourself.

2007 was a decade ago, kill yourself

See, now you're posting SOME vidya again, was that sooooo hard? Yay! I'll give you a round of applause, because mentally challenged kids don't get enough praise for their efforts.
Also, reported.

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Of course

everyone else seems to agree.

and i fucked up the quote.
pls no bully

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Imma post some of your favorite nonvidya webm just for you.

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watch them report you and get banned for 20 min

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lol
nigga u dum

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That's probably exactly what's gonna happen.

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and here's yours

I fully expect to get banned.
Moderation here is fucked.

You're posting vidya webms now, so I suppose that counts as a win for the webm thread.

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If you wanna be under the thumb of a rulecuck again, go back to 4chan.

Otherwise stop going into threads you don't like , ggrevolt.

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It will most likely

I wasn't saying you were gonna get banned but the other guy. My bad if you took it the other way

It ain't win until everyone changes pal :^)

It's a win for the thread, not the people who use it, they sure as hell don't like vidya webms.

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good shit fam

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1) Vidya in the OP (fine).
2) Mostly vidya.
Post more vidya to balance the off-topic posts or get bumplocked. You already know this.

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They're not listening. 6ea34f is doing this shit on purpose.

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I am pretty sure that I am mostly on topic by now

Why make shit up? It's always been "Vidya in op"

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It's because spergs won't fuck off AND NEED their non-vidya shitposts, even when they very well fucking know they can take it to >>>Holla Forums

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bookmark it might be useful in future threads.
archive.is/1Dooz#selection-27279.0-27287.88

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So make up bullshit rules just because some spergs are being spergs?

Isn't that like caving in to SJW's demands just because you don't want to deal with them?

Thank you for your help.

Are you being serious now?
WebM threads need to have vidya in the OP and be mostly vidya. This has been the case for a long time.

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Its funny comparing his older vids to newer ones, i dups really went to shit

Yes, that's why we need to keep telling the vols/mark to put their fucking foot down. Last time I talked to Mark a few weeks ago, he said these threads were strictly for vidya, and suddenly they're not? More non-vidya is pushing out the actual vidya due to spiteposting.

Probably just trying to stay politically correct so he keeps getting paid like a total jew.

I take it no genesis then?

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Pay close attention:
archive.fo/11kc3#selection-2103.3-2113.0

Nah i suspect that he knows that his youtube carrier will die one day and he wants to get into comedy, so better not burn all those bridges behind with too much edge

Really? Mark seemed pretty against the idea of moderating these threads when people begged him to in the Meta Monday and Weta Wednesday threads. That was forever ago, though, so I suppose his opinion could have changed despite being pretty stubborn about it initially.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH

You're referencing something from 10 minutes ago, give me a reference from months or weeks ago

It did, he went from "It's fine, non-vidya is ok" to "Make it have SOME vidya" to "strictly vidya" all the way to "What's the point for these again?"
archive.8ch.net/posts.html#!v/12361149_#12361758
Here.

Pay closer attention and look at his more recent posts.

Not strictly, mostly. Just keep it mostly vidya or keep it vidya. And the OP needs to be vidya. Follow those two rules or get bumplocked.

Are you blind?
That is August 15, 2016.

Is this why the first post isn't the tutorial anymore?

"What's the point for these again?"

To unwind, I mean if we're going non-vidya we might as well kill the 4am Stu making pudding threads

archive.li/9hkE5#selection-5849.54-5849.59
Better one.

This.

Alright, that's fine, it looks like the people here aren't even doing the "mostly" part right though. Skimming through the thread, I see roughly more non-vidya than actual vidya.

I want actual numbers, count all of them.

Which is why it needs more vidya posts to balance it out, that's it. Now this thread is almost over. Just try to keep a better balance next time.
Remember: not stricly, mostly.
1) Vidya in the OP; 2) mostly vidya.

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122. NOT Including additional nnon-vidya WEBM's in posts. A lot are coming from you. About 39 to be exact, once again, not counting your extra shitposts.
Way to fuck up.

They're just gonna do it again ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

Make that 123.

Please do. Then look at how much you personally contributed to this thread, vidya and nonvidya.

Can you keep your shit to your board please? This is video games board.

The day's been going well so far, this turned it into a great day.

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learn you place or go back ,makes no difference to me

k, but I will only count my own webm's.
to 9 vidya webm's
to 10 non vidya
1 vidya 2 pictures
to 5 non vidya
+ 2 vidya
to 7 non vidya
+ is soundtrack used in games, so I cound it as vidya (2)
to 22 vidya related + DSP talking (I'd say that's vidya too)
+ 2 vidya
1 non vidya
3 vidya related
to 27 non vidya

dumbest thing i ever saw

I don't see you discussing actual vidya news in my Project IGI thread, but you know, whatever. Just keep not even posting game webms in a webm thread.

jesus christ what kind of rare mythical beast of autism are we dealing with here?
a spergerus?
a Will-o'-the-tism?
an Ogreeeeeeeeee?

Improve that vidya-to-nonvidya ratio and you'll be fine. When you start posting many nonvidya videos, especially in a row, it's easy to overlook your other contributions.
Hopefully, things will be better next thread.

I always forget to ask, but what Mongolian finger painting is that?

It's the intro of Senran Kagura: Estival Versus.

270>>12733246
what's wrong with that? You highlight your own posts and then go through it. Also this user counter something too, no idea what he counter, but he did something.

Rigorously false. You're literally just pretending your shit opinion is fact now.

archive.fo/11kc3#selection-2103.3-2113.0

People will post that scene a million times and never once say the name of it.

Also I know what lucky star looks like.

Thanks user. Had tried a few shots from the webm in reverse search, just got a hit as you posted.

They don't need to be vidya, but they should be. At the very least the OP should be vidya related to some degree, otherwise it may as well just be posted on Holla Forums.

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Holy shit you can see in the original picture that they've already chopped off the front end of the gun model. Probably because it was too long and kept clipping into her autistic face. The fucking kids they got to work on this have literally no idea how guns work, not even bullshit sci-fi guns they themselves made.

I need a source on this for reasons

It's actually sad. Thanks to diversity the industry is full of idiots.

Is this the game where you shoot at girls panties?

No, it's Sonic 06, obviously.

Wait, are you telling me they intentionally put the model backwards, thinking that was the way the gun was supposed to be held? It wasn't a bug, it was a feature?!
also

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user, they outsourced animation to India. What do you expect?

This webm is retarded. Most of those jobs are gone because we outsourced them to foreigners. The solution to "muh jobs" is to stop outsourcing. The solution to "muh automation" is to reduce the population. Not give incentive for it to inflate until everyone is poor.

it's a joke you soulless winch

Holy shit user, where is this from?

The color scheme suggests it might be Vanquish.

pretty sure that looks like Destiny

It's true. The one time I had a good experience on the highway of my south american shithole was when I couldn't spot anyone with long hair in a car.

Can someone please upload the fail programming with the parrots screaming in the background?

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Obligatory

what the fuck? where's all the porn?

What a horrible night to have autism.

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I've got just what you need user.

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tf2 SFMs are better than 99% of hollywood.
I'd pay good money to watch 1 hour and a half of this.

It's actually not SFM. It's Garry's Mod, from 2011.

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This is fucken hilarious.

Jesus fucking Christ how did I only notice that now?

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So ban them. It’s literally that simple.

Reported.

You have no comprehension of the argument at hand.

could you faggots stop being bitches and post some webms you GOD DAMNED

A U T I S T I C

C A N D Y A S S E S

I've seen this type of 'shitposting' before but alot more variety to it such as posting the same shit and saying the same shit over and over and over again, coming up with comment signatures so people can identify that it's him, avatarfagging, etc. its just relentless spam and most of the time its never actually dealt with by moderation. My question is such something be done about it? its just disrupting the flow of the thread and obvious meant to be malicious against the actual thread's culture.

The faggot who fills the thread with non-vidya off topic bullshit or the "I am india, I am the loo" guy.

the guy that keeps pointing out the people posting non-vidya in the thread. its down right autistic

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I FORGOT TO CONTRIBUTE!
Fug.

I prefer this version.