This is a new thread. this is not a drill

That's literally not what that word means.

Guess you'll have to refrain judgement.

supposed to be helping a friend move today...
it be 130pm. he still asleep

who the shit sleeps in on moving day?
my ass is up at 5am for that... goddam

or judge based on available evidence

Dat breakfast tho

Which is an appeal to ignorance.

its an appeal to additional data

one cant be best gril without throwing ones at in the ring

*hat

wut

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Moldy cimmanon?

Your argument is Elma's hair is the best because it's the only hair we've seen.

That's a fallacy.

A better argument is that we can't know whose hair is best because there isn't enough evidence any way.

but we also have fishys hair... so my set is 2/3

having seen both I'd say you both have pretty great hair. almost good enough for someone to possibly consider maybe the chance of comparing it to mine and finding it only slightly lacking.

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length =/= bestness :p

I am disappointed in you all.

2/N
where N is the number of individual posters.

Thanks, because

My hair's silky smooth, and soft~

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I have length on top of all the other amazing qualities, so stay jelly.

if you actually had better hair than me I'd be more than happy to admit it, dear.

Negatron.

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This smh tbh fam imo

patch notes? what are they doing?

pfffffffffffffffffft

correct... or N being the number of posters I have subjectively selected based on my personal tastes and likes

Ult down to 6s, double jump doesn't reset on wallclimb anymore, can't do click/melee/dash combo anymore

excellent. about fucking time. really the only nerf needed was to the ult time, but this is even better.

You don't have to like someone for them to have better hair than someone you do like.

You also don't have to show off your hair, and brag about it, to have the best hair.

The only way to make an accurate statement on which poster has the best hair, we would need to see, and feel each individual poster's hair.

this, at the end of the day, is the only real objective way. and even then it would still be up to opinion in a lot of ways.

Shiro and I have the best chats:

Wednesday, August 17, 2016
2:37 PM - Crown Of Horns: Hey there hoe

until such time I shall not feel the need to amend my hypothesis and continue to asses based on what I have. Elma has the best hair... for now

top notch.

He does that to me too.
Fucking annoying.

Unless we set up guidelines for what makes hair "good."
Which would invariably tie back to the health of the hair.

We'd also need a panel of judges instead of one individual judge.

Appeal to ignorance!

According to all sources;

Shiro has a big dick

- Reuters

H-He tried to cyber me

very true. I'm extremely confident in my chances in this hypothetical.

i like shiro

and I'm sure you went right along with it you thirsty whore.

You probably came on to him because you heard about this

hypothesis - a supposition or proposed explanation made on the basis of limited evidence as a starting point for further investigation

me too, ehs a good lad

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TRIED is the important word here

sure, sure.

Whitey used to be way to sexual with me.
Then I stopped responding whenever he did.
Now he just never talks to me anymore again.

We'll see what you say over dinner and drinks.

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if you insist.

The really shitty thing is he comes around and tries to pick up on internet trannies,
but he says he has a girlfriend living with him now

its nappy tiem... k bai thred

have a nice nap, user.

I'm gonna go do things.

Be back whenever I get back.

bye bye rin.

Cuppy post that mp4 for me so I can convert it for you.

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yeah, he's planning a trip with "the woman" now

She sounds like she's "from Canada" tbh.

Have it done in a minute.

no rush

two drill

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She's probably "something else in sarcastic quotes" :p

It's not hard.

knowing you I find that unlikely.

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Done.
ez
Also taking the high road and ignoring your lewd implying.

Sounds made up tbh.

seems like you would be more likely to take the "dirt" road.

thanks.

Subtle avatar as Felix

I don't have to take that from you, donkey slut.

you can't prove that.

No, I don't like him

We'll see about that.

We'll see about that.

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I didn't mean it baby don't be like that.

I like Ferris.

Jinx again.

You want me to wear what now?

A 12 second gap is not a jinx~

too many things to list here. and far too lewd

Talk about shit tastes

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AHA!

Yours?
I don't wanna talk about them

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wow what a fag

Nooo, tell me!

I'm going to dress you up like a coal miner.

That's how you get the black lung :(((((

you'll only have to worry about white lung. and only if you swallow poorly.

ERMERGERDDDD >////

you're the one who insisted I do this.

I didn't think it was gonna be that lewd!!!!

1v1 me in taekwondo

I explicitly warned you it would be.

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N-no you didn't!

that is not a donkey, it's a rapehorse.

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Watch Berserk with me
I'll let you lick my tummy

I don't want to do either of those things.

brb killing self

he will be missed

But you lick my tummy every other night.

I won't even give that obvious bait a (you)

g2g work

Bye threaders

B-bye, Cupcake~

~

Are you going to do that thing there you deny doing lewd things with me?

See you, Welma~

I'm making a Subaru folder

you can't possible be trying to imply I would wreck the beautiful home you and tokai have been making.

brb definitely killing self now

Just so you can ship your avatar with all the Rem posting shitters, along with Cupcake now?

let us hope so. otherwise why bother?

It's not homewrecking if it's a threesome.

my interest is sufficiently piqued.

Don't forget Rin too

Why would it have to be when we did it just last night?
And you licked Tokai's seed off my tummy.

I wonder how this ends.

I feel so good rn

Go after your OTP.

Tbh, I don't ship Felt with Subaru.

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NGNL has too much screaming/moaning girls for watching this with an open window ..

NGNL is garbage.

Too bad the NGNL anime skips most of the story.

The porn isn't

surely my lesson will be learned after another two or three.

see now you're just getting ridiculous. you're supposed to keep this stuff vague enough that people just aren't sure what to think.

I also have a Sora folder

Sorry.
I guess I'm just not good at being coy.

You are a Sora folder.

I'd beat you if we actually did a match

1v1 me in taecuckdo.

Awww yiss

nice meme

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Oil westling with Subtle.

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He has crooked teeth tho

shut up !

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You can yamete all you want
No ones gonna taskete you

That does not bode well for the ease of the move. I wonder if he's even got things boxed up.

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/plays with your hair

tfw Ioco will never play with your hair

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you ever think about rubbing your cum in someone's hair

Frickin stop !

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Nope most just the stuff that happens before that

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I have relevant images for this topic

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dank maymays

shiet

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Fresh cocks

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New Game is so bad

Hey Ikt
You still wanna see my balls bro?
No homo

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You're so good it makes me jealous

Gno

Worst MC.

My heart was going so fucking dokidoki at like 1000 combo x)

Cute ^^
Don't be so nervous master I know you can get those in your sleep. Do you usually move on to a different map once you fc one ?

desu is pro at osu
sublte is pro at osu

tfw trash

Wanna be trash with me

Yeah
Unless it's easy enough that I can put HD/HR on

He's a little bit trash

What's the next map for you then master ?
also RUDE AS H*CK I WAS THE ONE WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY TO BEGIN WITH

none of you will ever be as gud as nimf

Why not?
It's not unrealistic

Dream Solister

You must stream your attempts for me !

what's the point of being good at osu

Echo just invited me for overwatch

Same as any other game, it's fun ^^

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BIRTHDAY BEST BOY REPORTING IN

Plus, I just have the easiest job ever.
I work in a betting shop. All I do is take bets, have banter and drink all the free coffee I want.

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Sounds like a good deal. And happy Bday

happy birthday. have a good one.

Damn, it is my Birthday soon :S

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Happy Birthday Scanner.
Have good times.
Try not to steal too many TVs.

Best deal.
Fuck the toy store.
You don't get free coffee in the toy store.

Just did.
The only horrible thing that can happen now is either get BULLIED on Holla Forums or going to bed.

Life is goooood.

Goggle boxes are for casuals.
I'm in the DJ set stealing racket.

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Can you nab me some MIDI?

THE ULTIMATE NEET

I'll see what I can do.
I'll need enough E to spin out the DJ and a Tesco's Trolley.

DELET THIS

oh, and happy birthday scanner

Shameless all over.

happy birthday scanner!

Thanks guys, if I get enough time on my hands, I'll generate a 'BESTBOY' trip so we can use it on our birthdays.

Thank you.
For once I'm not drunk off my tits and listening to vidya OST.
This is weird.

WHERE IS MY (YOU)?!

Thanks Ems!
Holla Forums is the only place to celebrate birthdays.

What did you expect?
The night is still young,
I can post clang all day and ruin supper.

saying this doesn't really help much
better to just pm someone or report it

happy birthday

Why would the suggestion be that she was motivated by parasitic greed? Why would receiving SS and Medicare be necessarily against her beliefs? I mean, I don't agree with her philosophies, but that doesn't make much sense.

here
(you)

are you familiar with her thought at all

Ty user, I've had poutine from this cafe for the first time but it was 'gourmet' poutine and had light gravy.

I wanna try and make the real thing one day.
The trucker sort of shit.

uguu~

I mean, if she paid into the programs, why would it be against her lifelong belief to not then take advantage of those programs? She can disagree with their premise and still accept the later-life payout after she spent her earlier life holding her nose and paying into them without being inconsistent with her beliefs, necessarily.

have you gotten yourself properly drunk yet today?

No.
Can't. I was in work.
So I got a few cocktails, but not enough to wreck my shit. So as soon as I got home stoned to overcompensate, fapped to the weirdest shit after looking through porn for 2 hours, played Gremlins Inc. whilst watching
Shaun of The Dead.

Best early birthday party ever.

Oh, I did that yesterday.
Thought I'd do my birthday then before work and stuff.

fuken a man, this dont sound so bad...

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if you're against the programs don't benefit from the programs

durr

Rust is a White Man simulator.

Indeed.
Something very wholesome about the whole thing. :3

That doesn't respond to what I said at all.

sounds like something ive done... so its relatable

how old are you now?

BEST

24.
I'n an old man now.

not even close bro... 20-26 for me were some of the best years of my life

oh man a 1v1 csgo against shiro would be hell

I'm worried about being too old for Holla Forums and the silliness I get into.

am i too old for Holla Forums?

lol

age is just a mindset man

True that.
Maybe worrying about nothing again.
Oh, I got a microwave for my birthday.
Cooking just got easier!

does this mean i can live life as a slice of life high school moe animu grill?

what an awesome birthday present

Thanks for reminding me to hug my microwave today.

When the fuck did the furry board get to be #3 on Holla Forums?

you were slacking

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Oh, and I got Tesco gift cards, so I can buy food tommorow!

Yep, fucking cooking takes too long.
All hail the microwave.

It is disgusting!

WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME?!?!?

Maybe you should flirt with me now to push our board back up.

I expected more from you.

food to microwave!

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What's there to tell.
It's pretty well known that I'm a coquette.

Cheap ass ready meals!
THE POSSIBILITES!
NEW WAYS TO BE LAZY!

still telling.

its a brave new world

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I changed my mind.

rate mai new desktop

some parts of the image look a bit weird. like, stretched wrong or something. but maybe that's just how the panoramic picture turned out. pretty cool, though.

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you like these caps with words too much.

quick status update as to the condition of the mouse i spilled booze on:

it seems laggy and the left click feels a little spongy like its not making contact even after I took it apart and cleaned it out

found a series of images and used an editing software to stitch them together. it creates that kinda unusual off center walleye effect sometimes

gotcha. well other than that it looks good to me.

thnx cakes

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my primary mouse is a msft x806546
wat do to fix et

buy new mouse

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I killed a keyboard this way once

had to get a new keyboard

ignore that top link it was a mistake

Dumbass.

Was the booze sticky at all or was it beer? If it was beer you can fix it, but anything with sugar and you are fucked.

kids these days... would rather buy new than repair.

i know i know. had it for like 6 years. time for a new one

funny how one can get attached to technology

it was moonshine

my computer is my waifu and I'm keeping it until the day it can no longer work at all

Yeah, you are fucked them. Contact points are pretty much ruined. Plus side is you get a new mouse!

im the same with my case...

what kinda mouse do you recommend?

well established long before this.

Drink.

croudsourcing new mouse ideas to replace the one wot for i fucked. amazon or newegg links preferred...

aaaaand

GO

I will not let you forget.

amazon.com/AmazonBasics-3-Button-Wired-Mouse-Black/dp/B005EJH6RW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1471477182&sr=8-1&keywords=mouse

I did much earlier in the day, and I'm working tomorrow so my only drink for the evening will be water.

what on earth makes you think I could forget when my entire life is a grim reminder?

oh you... lol

just beg for food money and then spend it on a mouse

I really really like the steelseries mice as it is simple, clean looking, and precise

steelseries.com/gaming-mice/rival-300

This is the cheapest one that is acceptable. You can go up to the sensei if you feel like, but I doubt anyone could actually tell the difference.

Damn.

apologies.

amazon.com/Dell-MS111-Mouse-optical-buttons/dp/B00YVEIWNI/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1471477292&sr=8-7&keywords=mouse

Happens.

thats more the range I was looking for... only i operate the mouse usually from the left

Just in case there are any future accidents that cause more cognitive damage.

do you have netflix?

I'm so lucky to have you, darwin. I'm about to cry.

Not currently. Have Amazon Prime for the moment. Not much free time to watch that either.

You cannot spare the moisture.

i am reading that pricepoint right, right?

ah. I've been watching the netflix original "stranger things" and was going to recommend it.

I'm so glad I didn't cry.

Maybe next time.

hmm

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steelseries.com/gaming-mice/sensei

It is not right hand oriented but costs a bit more. This is the mouse most pro gamers use at events. Really accurate and basic without all the flashing parts so they can keep the price low

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Hm.

hey yea... i like it

this might be the one

If you search on amazon or newegg you might be able to swing it for $10 less

also found this one...
steelseries.com/gaming-mice/sensei-wireless

i really really like

only problem is... i dont game, so

lol
really just need a good mid to high range wireless mouse for home office

Get the sensei RAW or rival

yeah you gotta get hte only one with romanized japanese in it's name

the sensei series has literally like 6 models and i only just heard of them...

im on board sir. thinking this is the right direction

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That one is wireless and I have a thing against wireless, but if you can dig that, then go for it

I have a sensei raw, bought it ~4 years ago and it still works perfectly
And I play a lot of games

whats the thing against?

been using wireless for awhile, just curious

you have me convinced, found one on amazon and ordered it

meanwhile im swapping out this wireless mouse for an old acer wired one i have sitting around... time to retire the microsoft mouse lol

Less accurate. Your movements will travel faster through a directly connected cable vs the air.

I think it makes a small difference, but it comes down to preference.

and i slowed it down even more by running it through a usb hub into a dock... good thing its not for gaming hehe

acer mice are such shit... i might as well be holding a dinosaur brick

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ah fuck, knew there was going to be *someone* like this

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some people are just jerks... find em in every walk of life

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no officer im catching a mudkip

I'd totally go diving for Pokemon if that were a thing.

it kinda already can be if youre not paying attention and fall into a mudhole searching for one

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a dumb kid here literally stepped into traffic doing it tho...

Undead

microsoft IMO or WMO, £1 from a used hardware shop

Anyone who gets involved in an accident playing Pokemon Go deserves it.
Because the game goes through as many steps as is feasible to make sure you're paying attention to your surroundings and not driving while playing as is feasible.

try again

UNDEAD!

totally agree

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Fuck that is spooky

bearer
seek
seek
lest

holy ded

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I thought it was because everyone was playing Overwatch but only Murder is playing

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still here... lol

I thought threads were supposed to be so much better when I was gone?

It's disappointing because I wanted to play with the thread people that weren't here

Not you tho

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im glad its dead

brutal

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cmere riker chan ima enter your warp field

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webmshare.com/4R64n

I don't speak dwarfspeak

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Ja, ich bin ein groß kokette.

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webmshare.com/NEaEM

I wish I loved anything as much as that girl loves that ramen

aww yea

to spicy was the reaction tho

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needs more night of fire memes

alleppo shake

Need more pictures to draw over

What sorts of pictures?!

Errr source?!

found it on krautchan

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I thought it got shut down

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krautchan.net/b/

what the literal fuck am I watching

lol

imdb.com/title/tt1700841/

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anyone else a huge fucking autistic loser

the poster above you

yeah, me

That is fucking degenerate trash

time for my evening nap

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Sausage Party?
Or are you trying to hurt me so you can come back and be nice and try to induce Stockholm Syndrome?

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Greetings Ray, how are you?

where the fuck are her eyes half the time

when will grim come back to save Holla Forums?

Soon.

Get a Canadian proxy, post with Wish's images and name and he'll come rushing back

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just shitposting, living the dream.

But seriously just been doing chemistry research

yare yare daze
It's a pain, but I guess I'll save this thread.

The movie, but we could do that other thing too

Can I assume for some kind of hallucinogen ?

hmm...

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nah best-feel.com/sedatives-c-22/U-47700-p-99.html

Just been browsing new research chemicals and looking at the adjustments made in the molecular structures.

It's my job.

Where is my fucking american mcree blizzard?!

You already hurt me every time you look at the others.

I've been sharpening my knives for the past few weeks to prepare for the road trips even.

THIS

Someone actually pays you to do work for them?

You don't understand, I have 6k coins and no american mcree. I get nothing but dupes and coins.

Tsunchi

Oh that is good, drugs are bad.

I do volunteer work for a safe-space program.
I also use reagents and test drugs for adulterants and create research papers on the effects of new designer drugs on rats.

I don't need money

It must be terrible being a pleb.

Do you have legitimate autism?

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no?

I've posted in this thread already.

tfw you got mcree and genji skin on your first 4 boxes

It probably shocks people to know someone doesn't have to work and has two houses.

I'm not an uneducated dolt.

So was I right? :3

I thought he was saying you pay Ui to work for you.

I got the genji one at least.

oh god i love this dude. cant remember his name though

Look at the IDs, retard.

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Louis Theroux

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Haha aw that's a bit harsh

swedish slut make a new thread

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the only good tracer skin is posh.

R E T A R D.

ayy thnx Subtle youre the best

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Congrautlations, your taste is as tacky as Donald Trump's.

hey bud there's a new thread, but your mistake is understandable since the links weren't labelled correctly

Literally kill yourself.

is there a new thread yet

yeah bro

Where is the new thread?

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gotcha covered dude. apologies for the confusion

that can't be it, there's no mark that says it's a new thread. just a lot of links.

Ironic retardation is still retarded.

what a wonderful non sequitur.

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Got you guys covered, since you're too retarded to be able to tell whether or not post link spams are in the current thread.

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I dunno, man.
Mad is a bit of an extreme that an online image board won't push me to anymore.

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soto still owes me a drawing

any lol. I trace over em. like soto.

I don't remember saying, or suggesting that?

ay girl perhaps you missed the new thread

Or just came to the thread that you keep bumping with retardation, lol.

that sentence needs some work

Let me clarify.

You're retarded and continue bumping the old thread.
Someone sees it in place of the current thread.
Person clicks that thread instead.

she was already here

Oh, so it'll come back to you posting past the cross-link anyway.
Or, you know, she didn't scroll down to new posts before posting.

But nah, it couldn't possibly be anything that doesn't serve your point.

STOP BUMPING THE OLD THREAD YOU WEIRDO

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