Battleborn goes free to play, riddled with microtransaction scams, Randy Bo Bandy on actual suicide watch again

Your dad loves you but wont say it because he's shy.

Hi Randy.

Recall Randy did a tech demo of what a new Cucklands would look like in Unreal.

He stressed it's just a tech demo, not going to be a game.

Battleborn is be the next Evolve 2.0

Will be* fuck

Isn't this like bullying the retarded kid at school?

Its sad. They could have kept Borderlands going for years, with spinoffs and everything. Oh well, probably getting blackmailed by kikes.

The tech demo didn't even look special. It was the same tech as B2. At least, that is how it looked to me.

I will never not laugh at this.

Fucking hilarious, the only bigger failure than Evolve that I can think of in levels of complete failure.

Oh I wish those shills claiming it was like a fighting game and dark souls pvp but better were here

What is interesting to mention is that prior to Battleborn going F2P, they added balance skins and cosmetic DLC. Whats most embarassing is that all that combined resulted in a 9gb file size.

I'm still surprised that game companies havent realized that you need to make sure your multiplayer game is functioning straight out the gate while ensuring there are lots of updates to keep players happy. Maybe they can pull an R6 Siege but I doubt it.

Its like bullying the retarded kid who stole lunch money from the autistic kid that you don't hate.

I don't know. None of the characters have good porn of them. Even Evolve has more dignity at this point than Battleborn trying to recoup the losses. Randy would have a better chance at getting money just sucking dick in a back alley than the rate that Battleborn earns yearly.

And to think, had they just kept churning out Borderlands games out, good ones, and derivatives, like maybe vehicles combat focused or something, they could have kept on going.

Also just checked and they recommend 50 gigabytes free for this giant turd, that's not even worth downloading overnight and giving it a shot over the weekend. This bloated piece of shit isn't worth anyone's time

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When they include microtransactions, like in For Honor, they don't. I remember a quote from some publisher saying they wanted to turn fifty dollar customers into two hundred dollar customers through cash shops. They were hoping for a steady stream of cash from people playing the game.

Step it up sempai

This is all I have.

First day sales dont matter much anymore. Publishers will have to think about whether or not good sales at launch are worth ruining their brand or a franchise

is it even worth playing this shit for free ?
if i play it for free will Randy let me fuck and impregnate his wife while he watches ?

user, please. You are a human being. Have more dignity and respect yourself.

Goddamn, the shilling for this game was so forced, my god.

On second hand, scrap the cucking idea. I am going to reenact the "squeel like a piggy" scene from Deliverance with her, Randy still has to watch of course.

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We all knew, deep down inside, it was going to happen didnt we.

I like how they call it a "free trial" despite it being straight up free to play by definition game with only some pve and single player content not given with the game, and unlike a trial it never expires. Very crafty. They want the paying customers to not feel eternally cucked too so they gave them some useless shit as well.

It's not really free then is it?

If they hadn't gone full bluepill, and turned Boringlands into a universe of various games (FPS, mystery, stealth, survival, JRPG, WRPG, rhythm games, whatever), they could have done alright, but this IS Pansy Bitchfraud we're talking about here.

And it requires bandwidth, which ISPs are trying to jew you as hard as they can for smaller allotments.

The devs might but the suits see stuff selling so they think it'l be good for their
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BUT OP

IT GETS EVEN BETTER

Why do this? Like seriously, you beat the shit out of BB already

Well, he said he's going to JUST leave it there

Wow… This game… They really never had a chance, they didn't even texture the inside of her mouth so fucking lazy how am I supposed to be interested.

How much more can he take? Randy is being fucked in the ass so much, yet his shit company is still standing. His destruction is taking a bit too long.

he deserves it

Also Googled Gearbox after this and apparently the guy who was writing BL3 left, I assume they're in pretty shitty situation now

The voices for all the characters… so bad.

Did the people working on the game just do it themselves? Looking through the characters now so terrible.

oh dear me

Tumblrwatch isn't any better than this steaming pile. Don't pretend it is.

should have made it free for 2 days

UN-funded multicultruralism propaganda: the game: the skinnerbox scam at least has decent quality porn in SFM

We already have a thread for this? Why need a second one?

It's better only because it has some good fapbait.

Agreed Tumblrwatch has a few fuckable bitches. Cuckoldborn so far has 3 just looking at it.

That would require to restart the game from scratch. For Honor multiplayer system is based on getting new gear through (((RNG))) boxes.
As much as I can't stand Overcucks, I think Ubisoft should've made For Honor like Overcucks, heroes with a unique loadout but with custom appearences.

R6S was a complete fluke I doubt they expected people to play past a weekend. They churn out so many titles it was only a matter of time until they made someone not complete garbage.

No wonder it died.

looked some gameplay vidoes and this shit manages to be worse than Overcuck

not even going to bother downloading

lel

Played some more games and just uninstalled it, its just sucks. Few things feel like they have any actual impact on the game and even then its just stupid. I'm probably biased since I have a shitter computer and it was hard to run properly but I fail to see what this game offers over other titles on the market.

That's the thing though, it was complete garbage for a few months after it came out.
Then they decided to patch it into being a non shit game for whatever reason

What is the appeal of overshilled porn anyway? Scout looks like a dude, Cryo is a fat fuck, and the others that aren't Gamer Grrl are niggers of some level.

The core gameplay was there which made people skip around, compared to something like For Honor which has a great concept but an execution that cannot be fixed by a patch.

wasted chance lad

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overwatch is just as bad as battleborn

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Damn man, Eddie was my favorite wrestler, RIP.

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Already a thread made before this one

Check the catalog, fucking summerfags

Whatever happened with that sega vs gearbox lawsuit over alleged embezzled funds from aliens colonial marines? Was that dropped or is it stuck in limbo?

Gearbox weaseled their way out of the lawsuit, just like what they did to 3D Realms.
They have a long history of pulling shady shit.
But seeing how Stillborn is failing, its pretty much poetic justice being served.

FIFY

Eh? No coop? Fuck that shit, I was hoping to play with my brother once, I guess is more cheaper to find a copy in the trash.

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He looks like shit

Stay triggered, Randy.

Sega was the one that ended up paying millions of dollars because IT got sued for false advertising, While Bitchford managed to snake his way out yet again.

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forums.duke4.net/topic/9272-duke-nukem/

The fools in that thread don't realise that wishing to Randy is like wishing to a monkey paw

So… I downloaded it and installed it (freed up space from uninstalling ME:A) and the game is dead. I have been in que for a bot match for quite some time now and it isn't happening.

At least Evolve got some play when they went F2P. Holy SHIT! as I was typing this comment 1 player was found 3 more to go.

lol what an arrogant asshole

absolute madman

We need to start a betting pool for how long it'll take Randy Bitchford to finally kill himself or quit gaming.

Found a game after 20 mins the people in the game are all talking about evolve and making jokes.

I am playing a character voiced by Ashley Burch this is really really bad.

Guys will playing this POZZ my brain?

Do people still play Evolve? I got bored of it after 3 matches. That game could have been great if the mercs could turn on each other

How dare they?

No it is garbage because it is all merc vs monster and no option for merc vs merc which would have kept the game alive for a while.

They make you play a mulatto elf that looks like the most vile piece of garbage you'd find in a shadowrun slum. She has a bad attitude and a pixie cut.

Who is this game made for?

Don't forget one of the characters unironically yelling "feminism is awesome"

Don't forget he begged for people to contact them if they thought the tech demo looked good.

Did you see this Randy fellows wife? Morbidly obese with a face devoid of intelligence.

Just sad. What a sad little man he is.

Honestly, I always felt that hate was misplaced. Pity would be more appropriate. Poor bastards don't know any better.

There are enough idiots in this planet to go around and enough idiots in this industry. Not exclusive to reddit but they show that they are willing sheep to whatever stupid consumer practice a company is willing to shove down their throats and even take pride in thei ignorance. They deserve all the hate they can get.

I kinda feel sad for Randy.
Not because everything he lied and cheated for is going down the shitter, but because he's still refusing to look himself in the mirror and face himself, i don't know if you can call this autism or just sociopathy. No matter how much i despise Blizzard and Hi-Rez as companies, i want them to run him out of business and make him look like a retard.

sauce please

Your point?

archive.is/8UKVh. This guy was the writer of the first game IIRC and was writer of the third game. Don't know did he finish writing already or not

The F2P launch is going really well. Intelligent use of time to play this game and very wise investment of 40gb of your precious HDD space.

I paid so little attention to that yet I'm still surprised it failed so spectacularly.

Wasn't it 50?

Wait, the empty boxes are more expensive than the box with the game? does the game has negative value?

Never heard of him. I guess he's well known in their journo circle.

Yes.
Literally nobody cares about Blunderborn and yet they're still pushing the games corpse.
Just come out, say you fucked up and move on, that's what a normal human being does.

I don't know is it true or not but I remember reading somewhere, I think in crowbcat's video, that the game costed about 40 million to make but earned only 18 million or something. They're trying to make the most of it I suppose, they can't just move on after that much loss

Why would you do this for a game with less than 500 players?

Isn't the only villain a space vampire that wants to extinquish every star in the universe so that he can summon shadow demons or something?

Also forgot to say, they can't just move on because they already sold shit like season passes. They have to deliver content

You cannot be serious. You must be shitting me.

I dislike Pitchfork as much as the next guy but that post was pretty tame really.

It gets worse get this there are items for your hero in game that you use gold you earn during a match. But to get the items you need to open RNG chests that cost real money.

That is right you want to have your character have the legendary borderlands style item you must buy many chests the game is literally pay to win.

No, he wouldnt, user!

Reminder that Rand Pitchford actually sang a song at the Game Awards, which was about how much he is triggered by "bigots".
Song starts at 3:20

show me a good source, all i can find are shitty clickbait articles with no details on the free to play structure.

So far it's word of mouth from the few madmen/idiots who have downloaded the game and have seen it for themselves.
So you can either take what they say with a grain of salt or try it yourself. Your choice.

What are you dumbasses talking about? No proof? Word of mouth? You can go check the game on Steam and see for yourself that's listed as "Free To Play".

The game's Steam page (((conveniently omits))) what you have to pay for other than the Full Game Upgrade. It doesn't talk about how you have to pay real money to upgrade your F2P character if you don't want the full game.
Fucking read the thread next time before you shit it up.

learn some reading comprehension

After Randy Pitchford tried to run a smear campaign against Overwatch, using a minor accident between an Uber branded Overwatch truck and a civilian, I don't blame Activision Blizzard for trying to go after him.

they already did just recently

bloody thing is actually fun

Honestly Battleborn isnt that bad of a game, granted its not worth downloading 22gbs either. But there are so many bad choices, the visuals are a genuine clusterfuck where you cant tell whats going on, the voice acting is annoying, the style seems inconsistent with animated cutscenes to in game cutscenes to simple portraits, theres so much fucking lore that isnt explained at all, theres a salvagable game here but why did Gearbox have to work on it?

The game is 50gb.

If they wanted to make money they would have included basic things like a "Server selection" like every other game that is online. Basing online off steam download area location is batshit retarded.

The game needs like five quality of life patches in a row for it to be worth a damn.

Post the full picture

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you forgot white, blonde healslut
of course she's just there to be raped by the brown people anyways

theres a lot to like

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Fucking hell they're desperate.

there was no fanfare. i would never have known if it werent for this thread

Thank you

I cant tell with Steam honestly. It said it takes up 40000+ MB but the downloads page says it takes up 22GB, its pretty weird.

I dont even think you can patch Battleborn harder than it already is though. This isnt something like Siege or Titanfall 2 where the groundwork is there and the only issues are related to matchmaking or connectivity issues or hackers, with this you'd have to redo it from the ground up with the clusterfuck that is the HUD, the visuals, confusing menu navigation, gameplay mechanics are fine but thats about it.

You are an okay guy.

I wanna fucking suck those tits.