Am I too lost to be saved?

a true genius of the craft.

Oh so you enjoyed the rape then?

you're the only one who still pretends they don't.

Go figure!

Free sex, ya know.

-pet-

I am too exhausted to think of something clever for that.

it would be wasted on this lot anyway.

M-morning~

Picking up the slack, nice.

Good morning.

hello, maddie.

I do what I must.

What's up?

Good morning m'am

I don't!
I'm not pretending

Onward, masked knight.

Doing busy work while posting and youtube vid on loop.

Cuppers, I'm M.A.M.ing out and eating a chocolate pudding pie for breakfast x_x

Send halp!

How are you today?

Hiya Yan. Anything going on for you?

ur mom was busy work last night

on loop

Can't say there is.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell you know.

how did the thing with your dad go

if you say so.

the mask is very itchy.

no help needed, that sounds like a perfect breakfast to me.

I'd rather not answer that question.

how about yourself? anything going on today?

:3

It was a thing. I didn't want to ruin a good evening so I opted to leave my note. He still sent me a happy birthday text on the time I was born like he does every year yesterday, so that's better than nothing so far.

Awwe, cuppers. Don't be sad :(

Just work later.

You brought me down faster than Cupcake dropping a hot mixtape.

Don't scratch too hard or you'll be smokin'.

...

I say so
Now gimme pets

The lack of Alice disturbs me.
I wonder how they will do next week.
/blogging out loud

:3c
I'm doing pretty great tho.

Que?

-rapes-

That's good to hear.

My boobies hurt x_x

It should be
Just think of the children! They'll be scarred for life.

...

Yeah Cuppy, give Neko some sloppy second pets.

Have someone rub them, or kiss them better.

...

I'm only doing this to petcuck you yan

I tried.

I'll try.

work work, fun.
I'm taking the day off for sanity reasons.

that was a great movie.

I dunno. neko doesn't seem like he deserves any pets right now.

Oh you woke up feeling like shit too?

never stopped feeling like shit from yesterday. and it's kind of how I feel more often than not these days.

I barely had even a headache when I woke up though, physically I was fine even though I drank so much I passed out.

O.O

jkjk

If only~

I wish I could take days off... Like, ever.

top caek

What does this mean

...

it's overrated anyway.

I dunno, lol.

I remember liking it a lot when I was young even after considering I never watched the movie.
I think there was a cartoon or something. I can't remember.

Having the option would be great.

Also staying home to sleep is never overrated imo.

Hi.

You can't cuckhold Yan Gold

I'm sure you have plenty of eager and willing prospects.

What's cookin' good lookin'?

Also, happy birthday, though I hear that was yesterday.

everything related to the mask other than the first movie was pretty much garbage.

it's nice I guess. I'd rather not need it in the first place though. it's not exactly a fun filled day I have to look forward to. you should look into possible time off or something. maybe just try taking a long weekend, adding a day or two off right before. or do you usually work seven days a week?

You really don't know what you're talking about.
Look up "Big Head Killer"

I keep forgetting Felt has a loli fang.

Yeah right .///.

Nuffin'. Doing some pre-work laundry cause adulting or whatnot. yay

Thanks. I'm like old now or something :(

I get mondays and saturdays off. There is no vacation or sick time paid or otherwise, and you basically have to call the owner like 5 weeks in advance and keep reminding him to get a single day off which he'll usually have you switch it from one of your other days off.

Not worth. I've just gotta stick it out for our winter raises before I move on to someplace else.

Try telling that to the me that couldn't go to sleep without my toy Woody.

I rarely know what I'm talking about.

but woody is from toy story.

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...

Well, not people you share a mutual attraction towards, but still.
People who would love to do that to you.

huh. well that really sucks. my job is insanely flexible with that kind of thing, which is lucky because in my current state I'm constantly leaving early or taking days off.

til clockwork couldn't go to sleep without an erection

I know that.I'm going to do my laundry tonight.

Aren't I older than you?
24.

I got woken up by a call from my grandma telling me to pull my car in since the streetsweeper passes by today, apparently she left to the beach with my grandpa and wont be back till topmorrow so party at my house

My head is pounding

Hope you feel better though
I can't go back to bed so I guess Im fucked

Pshh Rin pls
You don't even know true despair

I hope you feel better too, soto. not that I care about you or anything.

Before it was a movie, it was a really violent comic book.
His toonpower had realistic effects on everything around him except himself.

I didn't think I even knew what an erection was at that age.

Yeah but I had completely different interests back then.

I was unaware of this. but I frequently talk about things as if I know what I'm talking about without that being the case.

pretty good taste. toy story is excellent.

Be that as it may, I don't really know true joy or happiness either.

I'll show you.

hmmm

what a conundrum.

just a taste of the kitchen life tbh it's whatever.

Also it comes down to a point where even if the job is flexible, is your wallet? yaknow? I'd rather just work everyday and am legit bummed out that my 2nd job isn't happening now.

I'm 26.

This new washer we got has like quick wash which is pretty rad though. Really speeds up the whole process nicely^^

It was really violent and some would even say grotesque.

You're eggcellent.

I'll have you jailed for public exposure.

Remember that part of episode 1 where Felt pretends to be a cat?

Oh, wow.
I thought you were 23 or something, woops.

I'm kind of jealous, I just have a really old washer and drier.
But it gets the job done, so I'm not complaining.

Well, obviously it'd only be in our bedroom, Wife.

you can't if you don't know the opposite. that's how it works.

yeah, as I've mentioned before I'm managing just fine for now, but eventually I will have to pull it together. at the rate things are going I think I'll be alright financially at least. if anything I've had even more money lately because I never do anything anymore, so my extra expenses have gone down to nearly nothing.

I can dig it. might look into this sometime.

puns are bad and you should feel bad.

but thank you.

Meh, they all stop meaning anything after 21 anyway tbh. Although this was my last one as a boy, so that's neato to think about.

ok, I guess that's some sort of plan^^

Fangs are fucking glorious

I've got some sort of plans alright. for you

hello ?

I'm going out for lunch.
brb

Well.
Debatable.

So you're really only 1, right?

Just fuck already.

hello desu.

What's up cupcuck

nothing, so par for the course around here. how about you?

Surprised that you are not drunk yet.

Well, if you guys would just fuck already, I wouldn't have to say anything.

How nice of you
Remind me to bully you when I don't feel like shit lmao

Oh come on Rin, we all know that feeling
Its that feeling when you put on a fresh pair of socks

I didn't die
Aren't you proud?

it's not even 10am. you're right, I really should get on that.

Sleepy, I just woke up not too long ago. I was thinking of going to the beach later on but it's raining really hard rn

I will, don't worry. focus on feeling better for now.

sounds nice and comfy at least. hopefully the rain doesn't make it too cold to visit the beach afterwards.

...

I haven't signed anything, yet.

I'd rather not feel any worse than I am

Don't you worry, knowing this place once the rain drys up it'll be even more hot and humid than before..

OWLS

...

I just feel apathetic.

In time.

I sent that to Mordin the other day. How N—well, you know.

you're right. bad time for that comment.
sorry.

ah, well then that's perfect.

well hello, amy.

wait

we really are quite similar in thoughts and mannerisms from time to time. yes.

...

but it was too late.

Do tell~

lol yeah let's go with that^^

N-noooo

HI AMY

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No matter. I think I should try and wrap up my task and brush my teeth. I really wanted to play more NMS.

I will not indulge your exhibitionism by saying them here.

I already feel fine talking to you
Also gonna smoke in a bit so Imma be gucci

Starting early today fam

Are you like those bags of ice when you're gonna have sex?
Like do I have to literally drop you on the floor so you can loose up?

HIIII! ♥

Now you are just insulting me.

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME

WHAT THE FUCK

you're enjoying these I see.

it's important to brush your teeth before setting off to explore the universe.

smooth, soto. very smooth. you almost made me smile with that one.

I felt like I was more being self deprecating with that comment, actually.

oh cool, a co op zombie survival game. how original.

Awwwwwwe, come on~

*boops*

apparently the weapon to surpass metal gear was zombies.

one of the plans might be to do picture related.

How're you doing~?

im so angry

my expectations were already so low

oh my god

I'm more like a highly sensitive electronic.
If you touch me just wrong I'll blow up in your face.

This is where I'd post an ElectroBOOM video if I cared enough.

Maybe just a bit.

I guess you are onto something since you also share my propensity for failed relationships.

Can't forget the moon pies whatever those are.

With two people at the same time, even!

What's Metal Gear?

How is this nsfw?

I'm doing okay. Birthday shit is over finally so now back to doing whatever it is an Elma does^^

How's your vidya?

we should get it and play together.

that's good though.

moon pies are amazing. find one and try it.

...

yes, but you are far better at rolling one failure into the next where I wasted time on one long slow burn.

do it, faget

hand holding

don't do it, faget.

Time is a valuable thing.

I wonder if we'll reach the singularity in this lifetime.

shut up i will

I've been playing plenty but progress on the one I'm making is slow to non-existent.

I tried so hard. and got so far.

but in the end. WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE PENDULUM SWINGS

elaborate.

umm

guess you've never had a hand-hug then...

Stream it.

I see, I see.

I might end up getting another ps4 and tv just so I can play No Man's Sky ;p

I've had all kinds of hugs. I'll be sure to teach you all about them. I take it you're a tactile learner, so there will be lots of hands on training.

I cannot go a single day without that being referenced.

You should probably hold off on that. It gets pretty same-y pretty fast right now.

That's what I was worried about x_x

The rate at which we develop new technology increases exponentially to a point where it just becomes a vertical line and your shoelace has the same processing power as a million human brains.

I mean velcro straps.

I mean self tying shoes.

the other one I always think of when time is mentioned is this

All games do that. This one though has the sense of space-exploration on its side which I very much like.

And the weird aminals are kawaii as fuck^^

Thanks, Nate.

Alright, yes, I'll give you that. The animals are fun.

no need to worry. I'll make sure to be there to hold your hand

you're a lunatic with the madman's dream of self tying shoelaces.

explain yourself at once.

omg and the space dogfighting is so rad. I wanna go and become a space pirate^^

Stahppp

make me, maddie.

Is that really your name~????

What can I say? I'm just a dreamer.

Someone I used to talk to often really liked that game, and he linked me random songs from it a while back.

is what really my name?

Nate?

a dreamer flying far too close to the sun.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I RUINED MY AVATAR

WHOA

WAS IT UMBRA?

No, it is someone else's.

jumbo shrimp

Yeah.

How else am I supposed to slingshot myself across the galaxy?

ah, got it. the music is some of my favorite, but only in the context of actually playing the game. I can't even get through an entire track unless it's actually playing while I'm playing the game. outside of the atmosphere of that world the music is pretty bad.

oh, no. do you not know my real name?

Did he finally kill himself?

oh I know him.

with a giant slingshot of course.

Sounds like a great game.

Nah, he is around.

I assumed it was Cupcake.

It is funny because his last name is a euphemism for penis.

Well shit, nobody has died that I thought would die.

it really is. one of the most unique experiences offered on one of the most unique platforms to ever exist.

"Dong"?

...

Wang.

That is only phase 1. The solar slingshot is phase 2.

EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT~♫

I'll cup your cake, missy.

That sounds interesting.

you will either save us, or kill us all.

it will be. probably.

...

...

Welms post the donut dong

You are rather fortunate.

at least my first name isn't randy. that poor diamond back must have been the butt of a lot of jokes growing up.

Well, someone sounds awfully jealous of the abuse.

I don't think I've lived enough to make a choice with any negative impacts.

sup fags

don't be ridiculous. when I was a kid I hated being bullied. only makes sense I should then grow up to crave it near constantly.

don't turn this banter into something depressing. you're ruining the soul of improv.

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...

How easy was it for you to attract that kind of attention what with being a ginger and all?

...

the redhead jokes died out before I was even done with elementary school, but my teenage years could only be called "awkward" by the most generous of observers, so people found plenty of other things to make fun of me about.

someone is feeling frisky I see.

Sorry. My mood will probably change by the time I wake up.

I cannot imagine what those things were.

sleep does tend to help even the worst of moods, even for me. you should probably get some, yeah?

...

It's not my fault!

you honestly probably could for many of them, as it's the same shit lots of kids grow up with. social awkwardness, lack of friends, general weirdness.

have some personal accountability, lady.

...

I was planning to just keep talking here until I feel tired enough

I wanna get a good dicking.

I went to preppy schools. I rarely saw any of that.

hnnn

dat (you)

amy pls

hey dad you wanna play a game

...

not a terrible idea. what time is it for you, anyway?

you can barely tell, trust me. no one even notices how crazy horny you are right now.

this doesn't surprise me in the slightest.

(Me)

wat game lol

like... why does my mind always go lewd?

stahp et

It's 3am.

me... >>1272159

You can always tell a Milford man.

i dunno what games you have

I would insert some teasing comment about night owls but then I remembered I am also frequently awake that early.

I laughed. then I felt sad because you are constantly around being seen and heard, so I realized you must have flunked out.

Welp. No work tomorrow. That's good news.

:O

none lol

...aint nobody got time for that

I like the night. Everything is quiet and I can look out at the stars from my bed.

Not even they can tame the preening self-importance.

And so begins the decline of your new place of employment.

:O

OLD
AS
FUCK

nevermind then

lol i figured son...

...

A client canceled and moved the work to Friday.
So we'll have 2 jobs then.

that would be cool to see. where I live it's not terrible polluted or anything, but most nights the stars aren't too clear.

well thank goodness for that. without your undeserved ego and greatly inflated pride what would you have? seeing as how you flunked out and all.

What, like Onichambara?

oh look doots disliking something and posting negatively about it...

kk bby... u an me right here, right now

yespls

When I was little there used to always be this one bright star in the sky that I always just watched for hours as it pulses with different colours. That and you could see the faint glow/clouds of the galaxy.

...

later dude

you make it sound so interesting, but whenever I look up for too long I just get bored.

toots

You fags want to play OW in like 30 min?

That strikes me as a bad time.

The morning news?

What's OW?

I prefer Monster Hunter...

How're you doing, Sama-sama?

It was suburbia so it wasn't as much as you could see from someplace remote, though you could still see a lot.

Only if you convince me to get out of bed for it.

Just means more hours that day.

Overwatch.

I should finish the 3DS one.

Get out of bed because you blew me off last time.

maybe. luke and I played a few games earlier and they weren't great. I dunno. check back then.

the morning news are so stupid. vapid bullshit for the masses who can't handle the heavy stuff from the night time.

overwatch

I guess I just never got the appeal of space that so many other people have.

im doin great hbu

fIGURED SAMA'S OLD LEATHER WOULD BE TANNED ENOUGH TO RESIST JESTS

It's what you say when you step on a Lego.

It's an infinite place of endless possibilities. It can be cool, exciting, calm, scary, inspiring, dangerous, beautiful etc.

Can do. I need to get him to play more.

Want to join us for OW today?

niga i care not

...Generations?

I am really rather well, thank-you.

hey yea, my pleasure..

what are you into today?

4.

I like it when cool space battles are happening.

he's so much like me though. more passive aggressive. he says "wow what a cool hero" a lot when he's annoyed at one.

I did no such thing.

Kinda feel like black people need to check their shit if they beleive Ellen was being racist.
Cucks.

I don't understand how you guys get so bothered by a game like that.

You went to bed the other night.

well I don't nearly as much any more. if anything playing with him was great because he gets more upset than me so I feel calmer about even the most annoying of things.

best answer.

I knew what overwatch was, dummies~

Well, yeah, that sounds appalling.

Then I got nothing else going for me.

Thanbks for reminding me squash that I have not touched OW all day.
blewp blewp blewp

...

you have porn, I'm sure.

Maybe if I got really mad when we played...

I enjoy it.

ThisOldDog#1222

I almos t jus fll asleep on my lapto.

Of you?

Go to bed.

Is it okay if I cover the bedroom floor in Legos? I'm kind of into that.

if you did I would find it adorable, most likely.

he has none of that, except for what has been leaked which I doubt very much he saved.

I have some amazing doujins I use every night to jerk off while I fantasize with the people who use the characters as avatars.

I waned to play eve online but no one elsses wanted to with me.

but i like it here. its relaxnng to talk

you do that too huh? I've done that more than I care to admit.

Thanks.
Time to make people rethink their ideas on suvivors.

My rage is NOT adorable.

...

that's because it's a terrible game.

I'm going to finish eating first.

It really is.

No pain, no gain~

people jujst don't have the taste in exploration

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...

...

...

OH, wait.
Doubt he saved.
Mbad. :3

I love exploration, just not in mmos.

You have yet to see it, but believe me, it is delicious.

Hahahaha.

Which avatars?

i ony liked eves

...

It is not delicious.

How to... Post on Holla Forums

Yes, it is.

oh please, like I'm going to say.

I've gotten tastes of it at least. it's adorable as hell.

if only there was a fallout 4 multiplayer.

What the fuck good are you for, then? God damn.

nothing. as you already know.

It's not.
Both of you are fucks.

Remember the adulterer thing? I do.

...

Fucking gets woken up at 3 a.m. to yell at me on Steam.

Serves you right for making up lies like that.
Still never letting that go.

I'm ready to play.

YOU EVEN THOUGHT IT WAS AARON DOING IT

I don't recall that part.

...

You're still filled with sin.

i cang keepp my eyes open anymore foodnight.

if onl nms hhad it bye

Keeping records is important. I learned it from my astrophysicist boyfriend.

...

goodnight, goggles. sleep tight.

何？

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4 for 5
not too bad :S

That song about The Nightman and how he breaks into peoples houses and rapes them really speaks to me man

welp... soto arrived in character

youtu.be/UO6wGt7xLLQ?t=31

It's a great song

...

listnen

What the h*ck ?

its shit soto,,,

It's the Nightman

I'm feeling so wrong and right, man

Are you gonna drink with me tonight or was that Thursday?

Sorry I can't rape you fam
2far4me

It's better than Pink Floyd and Jimi Hendrix combined tbh

Thursday but it could be tonight I guess.. Did you pay the troll toll ?

hi, welcome to earth... we hoomans disagree

Better go buy your liquor rn fam

No, I didn't give Mordin any money that I know of

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE HAIR

the carpet doesnt match the drapes lol

huehuehgue

Aaaaa I have things to do tomorrow this could be a bad idea.. but w/e fine. How do you not know of the troll toll ? It's from the same episode :c
youtube.com/watch?v=aDhAEmODyzw

I don't want you to anyway!

Some middle-aged lady like gasped at me on my walk back from the corner store and was all like, "w-well don't you just have fantastic hair~?"

.///.

this is your sign that you are officially passable...

bahaha yeah right

I was just wearing like basketball shorts and a t-shirt lol

Women seem to really like my strawberry blonde or something cause this isn't the first time it's happened.

How about me?
People've been complimenting my hair since I was a kid.

Show me~?

it's fun when older ladies compliment your hair.

I particularly like how bad the ones with short hair are at hiding how jealous they are at long hair.

so... she was just being polite then. how sad

all i have to go on is that one imagemacro with a washing machine in the background something
"if i say youre cute, youre cute"

rin's karaoke voice will always give me a rager tho tbh

like my status if you would eat sweets off Welmer's naked body

lol here

:p

I didn't think people hailed other people from halfway in their backyard across the street just to be polite, but iunno. I guess I was wrong.

It's fun to take risks

Is it? I don't remember dude
Pretty lulz tho

No means no, Rin
Don't try to get me with your reverse psychology tricks

Lmao

I remember that vocaroo from like 3 years ago

+2 likes

i would eat sweets out of elma's body tbh

Bad morning famalams

#upvote

only body shots tho

i could also be mistaken.. we will never know

ive gotten more since but uhh... i promised never to share it. actually i think the agreement was 4 years

Just know that I probably have better hair than anyone else here.

Even if Cupcake hates to admit it.

10/10, lol.

I have to go for a bit stay safe soto-kun

... ummm

It was one year, actually. Lol.

Oh look.
Elma is posting cute pics.
Way to be looking cute.
Cutester.
Pfssh, nothing personnel kid

you must provide evidence to support your claim...

please take a selfie, in the image with a piece of paper write "olev" with the current time and date

PERVERTS EXPOSED
#SOTOEXPOSED
#SAMAOLDEXPOSED

wat no

I'm not cute. I'm shoving my face full of queso dip. I can't be cute.

...

do we have probleme?

No.

You're pretty cute, tbh.

Look. I dont make the rules.

its nice being a meme, js

No, no
Its a good morning

I know your tricks you sneaky fox

I dont wanna see your pubes sama

k take it easy
If I die, be sure to tell Subtle I love him

IM A SAINT

fufufu

:(

so based on the evidence Elma officially has the best hair...

Ioco not exposed tho
everybody knew about Ioco already

and tummy

i was talking about the rin karaoke dumbass... jesus

always into the gutter with you

and tummy... 5/10 might do body shots off of

If I wanted you to rape me, Soto, I'd show up at your door wearing nothing but a sexy apron.

You should show us just how "not" cute you are~

APPEAL FROM IGNORANCE!

I haven't seen your tummy.

sometimes i think about giving elma big hug

we cannot apply to evidence that evidence which we dont possess

YOU WANNA FIGHT M8, I SWEAR TO FUCK I'LL SHANK YOUR NAN OUTSIDE A TESCOS

yours aint blonde enough yet... fuck

now if youd gone full brunette mode with it you woulda won hands down. youre being graded on a curve

I don't know how x_x

It's okay I guess.

Jesus Christ Ioco what the fuck is wrong with you, you sick fuck

being graded on 220 pounds of curve

Im pretty sure my hair could give Elma a run for hers

Oh shit sorry
Was actually thinking about pubes tbh
I need to shave mine now that I think about it

As for the Rin karaoke vocaroos link em to me
He said it's cool I can listen to his kawaii voice

I'd call the cops and wouldn't let you in tbh
I don't want you to be all indecent around my imoutos and little brother

ok... curve(s)

it was straight before he was put on it

A picture doesn't even convey whether someone has good hair or not.

The supreme condition of my hair impresses even hairdressers.

Okay, that is a really nice tummy.

rip trying to be nice

19:19 - 19:21

Wait.
Before or after you pump me full of your seed?

I can't wait to actually get my hair did though. 3 more weeks hnnngh

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couldnt an image convey light refraction and the appearance or absence of split ends... your evidence is rejected yet again