aliens r kewl
Aliens r kewl
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I know, luka. me too.
*clings to you for company*
We call that a struggle snuggle.
That feel when no one will jump into cold water to save you from sinking.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF SOMEONE SHOT THIS SHIT UP!?
Just pee in the water to make it warm
That doesn't save you from the sinking.
*presses the button*
No, but you'll be warm at least.
You will perish into the deep void forever with your last thoughts knowing that you could only ease your passing.
Sounds like the best any of us can hope for.
what is this from
Do I want McDonald's or Taco Bell for breakfast?
I hoped for better.
draw moar pics! now that u have a shiny new fresh photoshop.
i wanna cute anime girl pic pls
not in the mood to draw
egg mcmuffin is better than taco bell breakfast. I prefer taco bell over all though. if you feel like splurging those mcgriddles are pretty amazing.
a full healthy breakfast with omega eggs and protiens bacon suasage and uh... good stuff
or just some.... Taco
fuck now I want mcdonalds.
that's ok ^ ^
maybe one day..
I was under the impression that Canada is an English speaking country.
I do wish the mcgriddles were cheaper.
But I think I'mma go with Taco Bell.
I've never been to a taco bell, we don't have those in a lot of cities in sweden.
I should see if the bike my ex left had working tires.
not a bad choice even with the superior mcmuffin not being an option. all depends on what you're in the mood for I suppose.
this is unfortunate. they are amazing.
How much you like Taco Bell's lunch menu is partially dependent on how much you like "nacho cheese".
Multi lingual !
its the go to place if you're craving diarrhea
checking would mean getting up. I don't want to bother doing that until mcdonalds is open anyway.
i think they are like open an hour early here at 5 or something
otherwise maybe you need to wait an hour? ;~;
yeah I double checked, the one near me opens in like 4 minutes. I don't know if I should bother though. I have no idea how much riding a bike will hurt my back.
I don't like McDonald's.
go get yummy warm tasty meal
of eggs and hashbrowns and stuffs with that perfect sausage!
I'd eat at a diner if fast food wasn't cheaper and faster. I like it well enough.
this is not uncommon for people with working taste buds. most of their stuff is hot garbage.
yeah, I suppose I should see if I can handle it. would be nice to have short range travel opened up as an option again.
back in a bit.
I can't afford diarrhea, the bank even denied my diarrhea loan.
good luck ♥
food is food
Rem and Felt count pls
Ice pack on knee
Sup again fam
This I can understand.
Whenever I've worked fast food, I just ended up eating our food for dinner because it was quicker to get that on the way out.
So I hear constantly.
I took a break last night to watch the next episode and go for a walk.
I like to go at my own pace, so don't rush me and it'll happen faster.
No I just wanna know how much you got so far
Take as much time as you need
I'm still only 10 minutes into Episode one, so I just have bits from Felt running across the rooves and through the alley.
Maybe some day, I'll try this mysterious "Taco Bell".
Which is just tortilla chips and cheese? Seems plain.
No, they put nacho cheese on some burritos and tacos. I like it.
What's nacho cheese?!
How is it different from regular cheese?
You want yo food taco?
pffffft dun taco to me i nacho friend anymore
when you find out nacho cheese isn't what it's called
Isn't it usually cheddar?
Another american fake "food" invention, much like the Twinkie pretends to be a spongecake when in reality it is made of the non-compostable souls of innocent.
Looks like plastic.
It likely is
I like eating twinks as well, does this make me america?
Nacho cheese is a cheese sauce. Even at room temperature it's a liquid.
Cheddar cheese is actual cheese.
I am America and so can you
Oh, you were talking about the disgusting stuff that likely isn't even cheese.
Not the actual cheese people put on tacos.
Why do they do this? Because it's cheaper?
Don't be worried, I think they have developed resistance!
I'm only poking fun, I have a few things too where I know it's not good yet I eat it.
Some people like the taste, as well as the texture.
I am one of them. I won't pretend to be cultured.
back doesn't hurt much more than normal after a two mile bike ride.
my legs wish they were my arms so they could strangle me though.
I hope Mordin doesn't actually believe there's inedible stuff inside of nacho cheese.
If I didn't have poor impulse control I'd likely try to be a vegetarian, but I guess my moral compass loses out there.
Sudden temptartion for poutine.
Not even canada
I like to believe that it's fine if I only do it on occasion.
It actually worries me, like can I be sure this won't give me cancer or something?
I have no idea what's in it!
everything can give you cancer these days
breathing air gives cancer
Is it bad that I like this one?
Please don't give me cancer.
Considering the pollution and matter in air. Yes.
I make no promises.
Buy a poutine and eat it.
I worry I'll die of prostate cancer sometimes, because my grandpa did. Luckily, I don't mind the exams.
Why does english have so many words, yet there aren't any good ones to distinguish maternal grandparents from paternal ones?
I am Cancer, btw. :^)
I'm having a hard time finding out how they do it commercially, but it's essentially dehydrated and rehydrated cheese with some flavoring and coloring ingredients. You know, a little bit of spices and vinegar and stuff.
You must be cancer, because you're growing on me.
Luckily, I don't mind the exams.
My joke was 'cos I'm a Cancer.
flavoring and coloring ingredients.
Yep, it's cancer.
Born to die.
Everything you eat has preservatives. It kills the bacteria, and also you.
What a time to be alive.
Preservatives preserve humans! (the more of it you eat)
not what they're for.
I can be when I want to be.
Oh right. I still thought mine was pretty good.
We must start making our own food!
then why would they even call them that, rin? use your head.
That was bait that time, I believe.
It was smooth.
But I was deflecting because I didn't know how to respond if you were being serious and also I have a boyfriend.
Because they preserve foods.
I should hope even Theseius isn't that retarded.
But given her track record, I have low expectations.
no bully :(
Oh yeah I was just being funny. There is already someone I like.
Oh, right, Sobo.
You should date him.
brb fuelling up
Cupcake, if I cosplayed Miru, would you give me huffs and tuck me in for bed?
I am thankful you showed me that you suck at cooking guy, though.
Miru is this girl.
why are you mean to me though? :\
She only ever wears those PJs.
Alternatively I could cosplay Irisu for you.
I think I'm meaner to a lot of people than I am to you.
I do really like that outfit with the bunny ears. like the girl from is the order a rabbit.
either would be nice. both are cute in their own way. both would get huffs and nighttime tucking in.
what do you have to gain in general by being less than courteous to people in general?
I always find it odd that I'm the target of these questions from you.
I think most people would tell you I'm a fairly magnanimous person.
Irisu's bunny maid headdress can't be removed.
Idk if it's been determined if she's a lop-eared bunny or if it's just magic.
I'll guess bunny, because it is cuter that way.
I feel bunny would make the most sense.
Considering she totally outright molests and/or rapes Erina.
There's a joke about rabbits and sex drives here.
you're the target because i see you as more... open?? or uh someone who can think? i dunno.. a responsive possibility person.
you are, but...
she sounds like a class act.
It happens off-screen, and it left vague.
But you know she was totally touching Erina in indecent ways.
And Erina didn't mind it.
Then this happens,
and they sleep together in the chaste sense.
But just not quite nice enough, right? Some level of joking is meant in good fun, you know, not cruelty.
Anyway, I'll be back later.
I'm not sure why I like yuri as much as I do, considering my preferences. I guess it's just how cute it is.
less so in real life, where lesbians have the highest rate of domestic abuse out of any possible couple pairing.
Belts don't mean anything in terms of sparring tho
mutually agreed teasing, sure.
anything produced by buzzfeed means nothing regardless of content.
smarter is better
i bet you eat red meats and chow down on protien shakes
just To get over-burly~
That 12 year old kid isn't smarter than them :c
she has Know ledge
and she studied good!
Do you think this is a game?
a video game!
defeated ur belly
What have you done...
Is it dead in here?
made u fit
more or less.
Almost as dead as your soul, goggles.
time for skyrim and post
Imagine if Megaman Battle Network were metal?
CERTIFIED VAYNE PLAYER
Help. I need to get out of bed but I don't want to because I need to do busy stuff but I just want to play no mans sky.
go do the busy stuff so you don't feel guilty or distracted when you play one man's lie later.
i'm thinking about nomanssky
i wanna play!
The sooner you get your busy stuff done the sooner you can come home and play No Man's Sky.
Should I remove everything but the hands in
Why did you both tell me the exact opposite of what I want to do ;_;
if you think it's worth the effort. I think it's fine as it is. I have bits of subaru in some of my caps, after all.
why did you ask for help if you didn't think we would tell you what you should do, instead of what you'd rather do?
Get out of bed or I will take your game away Goggles.
Friends don't let other friends suffer.
Because being responsible when you should be makes it more rewarding to be irresponsible when you can be..
Do it, you little bitch.
You getting it?
friends are honest with each other. obviously you can, should, and will do what you like. you asked for advice, it was given.
That game is going straight back to the Gaben store.
Yeah i Torrented it. played almost a full day of it so far
fun for me
Good times. It worth getting?
scoot do you even scoot
only if you have money to burn.
It looks like scooting, but he's actually doing a crab walk, technically
TBH I wasn't interested from the get go. But figured its worth an ask.
if you are interested in, flying around space
and all of that randomness thrown around with a bit of minecraft mining.
then sure it's you game :)
The chances of you running into another player are
Yes Luka, that's the point since they devs lied and said it was possible.
when you pause with a character in the middle of changing expressions.
that's how you get some of the best expressions.
I thought threads weren't worthy of you being cute.
I'm naming that image "Rin," I don't even care.
my little pony was particularly susceptible to this. lots of unintentionally sexual looking expressions thanks to pauses at the right moments.
They aren't worthy of my kindness and selflessness. I never said anything about being cute.
How is being cute selfish and malevolent then?
I have a file named rin, as it happens.
heard that one before..
Emilia is a shit.
Even if she came up with a good line.
and this of course.
are you also taking a cap of these without the text?
question answered as asked.
no deleting. emilia is alright.
I'm just being me
I am not paying attention to what I am doing
I more meant the fact that it's named Rin.
it is incredibly unlikely that I will ever post it again.
when you are done with the felt folder, I would also like it, by the way.
because I like felt a lot. I thought that was something I already mentioned.
don't judge me.
I was talking about the folder, actually.
I hate how all her scenes are in these dark places.
yeah, a bit of a bummer. still adorable.
Does this count as a smug?
without the text, yes.
yeah I just went back and saved it, actually.
I dunno if actually being a smug would make her cuter or not.
It's hard to tell.
Natural instincts then, curious.
she's about as cute as can be regardless.
Reinhardt is obviously best girl, though.
well yeah, of course. looking forward to more of her.
these are pretty good felt caps, by the way, rin.
Felt is becoming a motivational poster
wasting time is my one, genuine talent.
I can only purr so much
I'm actually not super confident about my capping when it comes to anime, so it's actually nice to hear that.
Rip Felt's motivational inspirations.
Felix best gril
keep up the good work.
the cock makes it better.
where is that girl from? she looks cute.
Hm, right. I remember the last time I made you purr too much.
Sorry. -tummyrubs anyways-
yeah. she's really cute. doubly so because she's definitely a girl.
>danganronpa is one of my favorite games
>what is a joke
Does this count as smug?
only very slightly. if you made a smug enough post to go with it, yes. on it's own, not really.
Pink blood was a surpisingly huge turn off for me, along with the really ugly character designs.
Knock it off you deplorable faggot. I'll choke you to death with my tail.
It was gonna be something to the effect of
he doesn't know
it would work in that case. the other smug would be better though.
I liked the pink blood. every choice in that game seemed to really help the juxtaposition of humor and truly horrible things happening.
I welcome death.
-pets down your back and strokes your tail with my fingertips-
It wasn't really that horrible since most of the characters were also horrible.
I liked them. over the top works in games like that.
I guess it does if people liked it.
I for one like over-the-top ham and cheese in my media.
That was for you yan
looks sketchy gonna delete this
I wonder who that was for.
I suppose we'll never know, since there was no post linked.
Obviously it was for me.
How could you, Neko, you're so rude.
Wow, just slapping Rin like that.
He probably has a boner now too, how inconvenient.
I would not get a boner from hitting anyone
It's the other way around
halfway into bargain and chill she makes this face
Did I fuck it up?
Why do I get the hacking up a lung image with my hello?
Rin these are great holy shit.
Rude neko is rude.
Someone ought to give him a spanking.
im not putting much thought into it
I need an adult
Yan is making me uncomfortable
How thoughtless of you.
Especially considering you plan to give me cancer.
youre doing it to yourself
i cant be blamed
I blame you very much.
Credit where credit is due.
the fucking comments on the arrival trailer
Murph, its me! Im in the shell!
The alien is Harambe trying to communicate with us
They're building an inter-dimensional space containment orb around us, and are making us pay for it.
I will call the lolice
Don't try anything stupid
Who else can be blamed for making me want a smoke?
Clearly not Hitler or the Tobacco Industry or Squash.
I don't really feel like petting you anymore anyways.
Kinda gay tbh.
I still blame you for the blood I vomited this morning.
i told you not to feed on that girl and youre not a real vampire but nooo
Rin are you decent at shooping?
Please replace the potato chip in this gif with a blunt.
lol weed XD
I was hungry and I wanted to make you breakfast.
You say after you already violated me
That was years ago and you keep denying it happened anyways.
a sausage mcmuffin would've sufficed
I have no idea what you are talking about
Oh that's just like you to want fast food after I slave away over a hot stove and a human corpse to make you a nice home-cooked meal.
again youre blaming me for things i have no control over
Then I didn't violate you I guess.
Do you ever get a mcgriddle and a chicken biscuit, and then put th chicken between the mcgriddle and put a little syrup on it?
no i get a dollar menu sausage mcmuffin
which is why i asked for a fucking dollar menu sausage mcmuffin
I was raped
Raped with pets
There's only one thing worse than rapists.
Neko, don't make me rape you.
A child who rapes?
Well with that attitude I don't know if you're getting anything.
Don't be a fag.
There really needs to be a food place that's open past midnight that's not fastfood.
What did I do? .///.
those better not be your fingernails. clean those fucking fingernails.
You were rape-able.
They're not mine.
It's from a news article.
They're testing thear out in Ohio.
the person from the news article should be very ashamed.
This is no fair. How do I become unrapeable?
I think everyone here should be pretty ashamed of themselves given the larger picture that goes beyond fingernail hygiene.
not really anything you can do about it at this point.
you aren't really wrong, I suppose.
Not even claptrap managed to be unrapeable.