5 days until E3

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Give us some fresh Squilliams to kick off another year of video game heartbreak.

If there are no happenings, I'm going to be upset.

Anyone else making a pillow fort this year?

Kill yourself OP


This

If dubs a truck of peace will plow through the doors of the expo, killing dozens of """journalists""" and saving vidya once and for all
inb4 fag pockets ban me again

First for going boom at E3.

A truck of peace wont get the message across, they'll need an explosion of diversity.

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Haven't heard anything about this game.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WITH WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?

you're overusing dubs and now they're leaving, stop this shit, its getting in the way of actual decent content now

Thats because its shit

He's the hero we need. Kek is a fickle god, he comes and goes as he pleases.

DO IT REN

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Birds are fucking mental.

hope we get some good material this year

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This is perfect

wtf is an e3

It's nice, but there's some wasted potential here.

oh yeah those faggoty ass rainbow ribbons. did the gay club shooting really happen a year ago?
My how the time flies.

Don't think it's getting better, now we have the London attack (And the fake protests):

It's happening soon

Is it strange that the only thing I'm looking forward to is the fact that the massive amount of alcohol I will be consuming might kill me.

Is that strange Holla Forums?

all the attacks always seem coordinated for the Summer season. Some happen during Christmas, but otherwise it's in the Summer.

Insomniac, where the fuck is the gameplay of the Spider-Man game? They showed off that trailer with a city that essentially looked graphically complete, when?

If dubs i get banned again.

congrats

Double dubs, make it a permaban. please get rid of these faggots

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good job, fucko.

But i got dubs in the ID too!

ERPfag did nothing wrong.

I would rather see a few well placed doubt a mudslime could pull it off bombs blow up all of e3 on its busiest day.

Bet they'll have little union jacks on their shirts this year.

Checked

watching dominoes videos really passes the time.

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Kek

here's hoping we get a Brandish 2 remake on the PC falcom pls

What do you think will happen outside the shows covered in this report card?

Some random celebrity is going to cash in on the "gamer crowd" by going to the event unannounced like Kanye a few years ago.

That's something they'd reveal at Tokyo Game Show if it was gonna happen.

I bouht a fucking laptop to be able to watch this at work.

God damn season three was fucking garbage.

With love from Fullderp.


And the series will never get a proper ending because Cartoon Network is too cheap to renew any show people actually like.

But user, Cartoon Network died alongside our childhood

Do it Ren

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All I want is Etrian 5.

Give me Etrian 5, you jews

There has never been a point in history when Cartoon Network wasn't shit. You are finally realizing the truth.

I will never stop grinning like a retard whenever I see it

Here's an updated version of Todd Howard

Cable networks usually have very strong beginnings. They cast a wider net both with their show's original programming and their syndicated work, and the bulk of their commercial time is spent promoting the channel itself (with varied original material).

Eventually it loses momentum and resorts to marathoning the same show constantly while playing the same ads for Meet the spartans 3 times in the same break. Such is life.

I HAD FINALLY FORGOTTEN IT, WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER?

How bad was it? Only person I knew who saw it was my younger brother who was in middle school at the time. I never heard anyone talk about it good or bad. I just looked up the trailer and it didn't look good, but it didn't seem outright horrible.

Anyone watch old E3 press conferences lately? I've been getting back into playing Gamecube and Gameboy Advance lately and I've watched all the Nintendo ones from 2001-2005. They are super comfy. No bullshit gimmicks, no stupid dancing faggots, no celebrities, no bad jokes, no stale memes, just games.

I just watched a video (forget what) by some normalfag on all those horrible "parody" movies. They don't even have jokes, it's just references that aren't funny. And surprise surprise, the makers are the jewiest-looking Jews in existence.

It reminds me of shit like disaster moviem i only saw a small clip but there was i thibk cinderella opening the trunk of a car and michael jackson was in it. There is no fucking rhyme or reason for that shit. Atleast scary movie 1 was a legit parody movie, and somewhat good. Anything after SM3 is shit.

If you liked the original 300 movie, then it's funny.

That's literally what a parody is.

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I bet you found this funny

YOU BELONG IN A GARBAGE CAN

A movie so good, it parodys itself.

A reference just alludes to something, where a parody requires you to take the piss out of what you're referencing. A MGS reference would be using a box as a disguise and stealth killing guards. A MGS parody would be using a box as a disguise while every guard watches you waddle through the room and into the next one.

I'm just telling your how it is buddy, you don't have to like it.

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BINGO CARD

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Remember that it's gonna be the best E3 we've ever had.
Also Todd Howard Kills Pete Hines.

i tried

Try getting the eyes crossed and it would be more realistic

I sure am eager for the bethesda panel!

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Pretty good, user.

I have confidential info that the reason Erik Wolpaw (replaced Marc Laidlaw who laid out the skeleton script) quit was because Half Life 3 is Valves final game they would be working on and Erik was in on the script for HL3 this time, after HL3 was completely finished he left as Valve are going to be purely working on their current games & Steam and so Erik didn't want to be apart of that.

HL3 will be announced.

yeah sure, faggot

I swear to god the RoA announcement better be a new character. If it's a Switch port, I am going to make Columbine look like a fucking joke. The game was built from the ground up for Windows and xboner so they've said it would take a while to port to switch, and, being as this is a small team, that would end up delaying the remaining 6 characters and other planned updates quite a bit.

Oh, and apparently the engine or whatever that they used isn't compatible with the switch, so they'd have to sort that out too. I just don't want to see the updates delayed for a port nobody's going to buy anyway.

I just want Death Stranding and Ace Combat to be good, it's all I'm fucking asking for at this point

I think Death Stranding is going to be the MGSV Kojima wanted to make, whether that's for good or bad.
As for Ace Combat I've never played one so I can't say shit. I've got AC4 ready to emulate but I'm busy with SS3 BFE

One more for good measure
Yes I know it's an old joke

I miss the old days when I used to get pumped for E3, but now I don't even get the least bit excited.

E3 in a nutshell.

I'll pump you for E3, brah.

>not expecting the shitstorm of disappointment and a potential terrorist attack

I wish, but I doubt they care about vidya

They'll care about exploding around 50 000 people in a cramped room while Todd Howard kills Pete Hines backstage.

Now make one for Mike Matei and his huge dick

shit, I made one too

ohmaigoodness rydeeeerrrr

Please be patient, i have legitimate autism.
Can someone explain what is the image of squilliam having a heart attack supposed to convey?

Anons reaction to E3

A cartoon octopus having a heart attack

As in, E3 is so bad he gets a heart attack and dies?

the heart attack we'll colectively have on E3
either from laughing or raging

Yes

I thought it was a heart attack of sweet, sweet victory from seeing an actually good E3, which will probably never happen.

Has there ever actually been a good E3? I only remember bad moments.

I'm pretty sure, but we'll have to look at before 2007.

I remember being hyped about E3 some time ago, but as of right now it must have been >10 years ago.

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The last year I remember getting excited, this ended up happening and it's all I remember from that E3.

Same. I remember yarny but apparently it's from 2015.

I wonder if her son is a tranny now.

I can count the stuff I actually remember from E3s on one hand. It's pretty that picture, plus the drummer guy for wii music, and the W101 trailer the year that got announced. Incidentally, that trailer goes great with the power rangers theme.

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Buckle up, we're doing a new WEBM with more content
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Other than Butterlord and Monster Hunter XX for the west is there anything else that might come out this E3?

Aw yeah


Ace Combat 7
The sweet release of death

Rivals of Aether-related announcement. Not that anybody on 8ch but me plays Furry Trash Smash.

Post your report cards

stop posting this shit retard

birbs r best

Post more birbs

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there's always infinity.moe

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stop you are a monster

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…no.

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Cute.

Oh, I guess birds are not allowed at E3.

Spaceballs was pretty good.

"What've we got on this thing, a cuisinart?!"

This is the best i can do. I dont really know what to put for the background though.

Oh shit wrong thread?

I think the gondola squilliam should be used in the op, apparently halfchan uses the same meme and its been ruined for me

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I made this one for the original webm, but it missed the cut by a few minutes.

hmmmmmmmmm where is my "muslims in Gaming" ? I feel discriminated against.

I hope at least one person gets this.

Where is my "Jews in gaming", trying to exclude us from communities is very reminiscent in tone to Nazi Germany

AS DO YOU

That's the entirety of E3, user.

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I wonder how much of a cringefest will Ubishit presentation be this year.

Doesn't halfchan also use gondola?

The only reason I look forward to it is the 15 minute compilation videos that both show everything that actually was worthwhile and the other videos showing the awkward mess it is.

Also the porn that comes from the trailers.

I made something.

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You should post it to this thread:

Does anyone have a schedule like we had last year?

There was a time when [Adult Swim] wasn't shit, though.

Here you go fellow user

Is the PC gaming conference half decent? Never seen it before. I feel like this year's E3 is going to be a whole load of nothing anyway so I may end up not watching at all.

PC gaming conference is a newer thing and pretty tame usually, often heavily features AMD (which means this year expect theupcoming Ryzen Threadripper and Vega GPU). Ubisoft won't have #Girlwood this year.

have my shitty oc guys

Oh thank fuck, it may actually be tolerable then.

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kek

Doesn't have any day two's on it, like 1 from

DEVOLVER DIGITAL TIME CONFIRMED
Fucking why.
Bethesda is also 2 hours later.
Going to take a power nap after Microsoft.

OC

and in case you don't want the background, use this

oh god i hope not

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Bannerlord and Warhammer Total War 2
Thats pretty much it besides maybe a decent surprise, everything else will be either Esports/VR/Hardware shilling or a snoozefest.

Its mediocre

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Cuck/v/?
Barely

They can't even unlock the true gondolisian power because lel no sound.

I think they allow sound so long as it stays under the extremely small 2mb. I haven't been there since 2014 so I have no idea.

Gondola user is one based motherfucker
It truly is a pathetic board

Is that meant to be a giantess Princess Peach?

HANG IN THERE SQUILLIAM

yes.

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Absolutely noice

Also, new thread

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