7 days until E3

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Reported. Again.

There are many sluts out there, but only one God.

I'm hanging out with my boyfriend that I met by acting like a slut on Holla Forums.

You're not special.

Archive of last bread
archive.fo/m3Qo3

Poterry.
Though that user is right, anyone wanna post a screenshot of the thread?

I wanna meet my boyfriend! But he's in Minnesota. I met him in a WEBM thread too! He's so dear to me. I can't wait to visit him.
Sage for off topic

We still call each other 'user' half the time, it's nice.
He lives a bit far away, but one day, maybe.

It wouldn't be fair!
I only wear my underwear at most.

So user who do you want to die this E3?

We already established it.
Everyone.
No survivors.

Wonder if Todd Howard will get raped by a goat on stage?

Here's hoping

I'd rather be raped by todd tbh

He's more likely to banepost.

posting my shitty bingo template

Can't wait for the cringeworthy Dribbly Droompf memes, and how muh climate change is really real and how global taxes are good.

dubs decide what happens at e3

Ramadan Bombathon

Saved from last year.

As a result of any of the incidents "prophesied" in the previous thread ( ), all future gaming conventions are cancelled for the rest of the year.

let me help you out

a lot of good videogames and joy for all

Oh god you are right, wasn't least year all about virtue signalling about the San Bernardino shooting?

double or nothing

dubs decide who's the first one to get sucked off

YEE BOII
Ramadan Bombathon is a go!

With their gay little rainbow pins. What do you think they're gonna go for? Earth pins or muh polar bear pins.

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Good games are actually announced.

It becomes a battlefield for free speech

all presentations get major backlash from fans and they go full damage control before the terrorist attack

if trips and this is the last E3 to be made

You people don't really believe a terrorist attack is going to happen because of magical post numbers, right?

one can hope.

you do realize the mods are manipulating the post numbers right

Holla Forums told me if I shitposted hard enough, anything was possible.

And how would they do that dubsman?

How do you think they made it impossible to get dubs on cuckchan all those years ago?

Please don't ruin our fun, little faggot.

By hiding the post numbers. I don't get how you could force someone to get dubs.

Demon's Souls remaster
PS Vita 2

Mario Odyssey is the only good game there

Bloodborne 2.

What will Bethesda disappoint us with this year?

They did that by just hiding the last three digits of the post-numbers and even that didn't work, you'd have people quoting themselves after the fact to check their gets.

0 wasn't blocked either.

I actually prefer the mp4 of that because for some reason the image always freezes whenever I try to skip around in the webm version.

That is a real shame.
An MMO with just straight up DD combat system would be fun as hell. It could even made raid monsters fun, instead of just being an autistic button mashing, buff stacking bonanza as most MMO's do.

Instead, it appears Capcom just said "GIB MONII PLSSS".

It's an option you have to toggle in the creation of the webm file itself, depends on what converter you're using or which command-line commands you're (not) using.

>Welcome back, Mr. Freeman

I don't know user.

Do you?

Gaben gets a stroke

Where that from?

A fan rendering made in 2011.

Darn….eyesbare fucked up though.

I haven't been on Holla Forums for about 2 years, what did I miss? :DDDDDD
I'm lonely and I did miss you guys ;_;

Hotwheels died
Mark no longer a fat jew
/furry/ is #1 board

An increased amount of Holla Forums faggotry.

that's fucking bullshit

We got flooded by redditors, tumblrites and some of the worst 4channers, we bullied the IDpol ones for the most part. Holla Forums is now in the top 5 boards though. Where have you been by the way? I missed you.

As in, he no longer runs this place, right?

archive.fo/PfO8u

The ESA starts to place down their pieces.

It's been better. Holla Forums is shit, Holla Forums is shit, Holla Forums is probably shit (I haven't been there since early 2015. Only good boards are the small ones, and /a/.

They want a monopoly on how to define the industry.

Fuck I didn't get to be at the funeral. poor crippled guy your in haven now.

no, he rolled off a cliff and died

I want a game with the depth/world building of Wurm, combat of DD, and on the scale of Eve. Bonus points if you can literally genocide other factions from the game or just raid the fuck out of people and steal shit.

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Well, I guess you're right. I was going to say Holla Forums was good, but entertaining = / = good. That board is straight shit.

Reggie accidentally calls someone a faggot on stage.

Reggie deliberately calls someone a faggot on stage

The next game from my favorite game series gets announced and it's not ruined by modern bullshit.

Golden Sun 4
Custom Robo 6
Some western dev has a medical emergency on stage.

Bthesda announces the next TES game. It sounds surprisingly good.
Bonus: It actually turns out good.

Reggie becomes a faggot on stage.

Well, would you look at that.

Nintendo brings out Iwata's corpse.

Microsoft ends up actually announcing a new Battletoads directed by Mashpotato Samurai.

What was that? "I'd like another dose of Capcom brand dream shattering, please"? Well, sure thing!
Absolutely nothing in the game was random. The spawning of boss monsters was determined by what quests were available that week. This meant there may or may not be a chimera roaming a forest during a certain week, and it also meant that some bosses never even spawned without taking a quest to fight it.

This actually happened and was fairly amusing.

Maelstrom never appeared in DDON. This really, really pissed me off as I loved sorcerer in DD. Maybe it's for the best considering that a maelstrom class spell takes 30ish seconds to cast in DDON.

This happens, but only during certain times when Capcom massively boosts the money and EXP rewards for doing certain quests (read: killing certain monsters). It was too rare for its own good given the game's retardedly high EXP curve and multiple classes that had to be grinded for the good augments from each one. It also never happened for a long time after new classes are added so that players have to slog through the grind again.

Here, you touch on one of the worst things about DDON. The ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD, aside from the starter town, is instanced. You will never randomly run into a player in a dark dungeon or something like that, so what you describe could never happen.

Not only does Capcom put a limit on what you can sell (so that you can't buy items to make gear implemented less than 9 or so months ago), they put limits on how much you can sell it for.

Bloodborne gets an Xbone port

Hey, Holla Forums. I got tickets for E3, and I want to meet and meat new people in LA, it being one of the sex capitals of the world, and the US, after all. I need help building my confidence though, and this seems like the perfect thread to do that. That being said. Would you fuck me? I'm asking the gay/bi anons of course, trapfags need not apply.
If you're going too, then give me your contact details and we can set something up.

So fucking gay

Well, gee user. You're really doing things to me. I don't know, how good are you at keeping secrets?

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user?

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reported for overt faggotry.

Hey, Holla Forums. I got tickets for E3, and I want to meet and meat new people in LA, it being one of the sex capitals of the world, and the US, after all. I need help building my confidence though, and this seems like the perfect thread to do that. That being said. Would you fuck me? I'm asking the gay/bi anons of course, trapfags need not apply.
If you're going too, then give me your contact details and we can set something up.

You're just looking for a reason to be bitter about shit, huh?

Jesus I usually save pictures of anons, especially faces, I find on chans but fuck I an't saving that shit.

oh mang, lost that first one, but is this the kind of place where really contact fag?

We should ban faggots on sight. Seriously getting sick of Holla Forums becoming their big gay ERP server.

I have no idea what you're trying to say with that sentence, but if you're implying you had these photos, unless he posted these himself, these are from a friends girlfriend.

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Nice ass, horrible nipples. Can't win em all I guess

I like having them around (For the same reason that the GG crew tolerates Gilda), but I do agree that it becomes too much at times and too tiring after a while. If they want to talk shop on getting dates, boards like >>>/cuteboys/ and >>>/gay/ do exist, but they's nothing like a /vgay/ to send them too as well.

How about >>>/gaymers/

>>>/gaymer/

Covfefe memes.

EVERYONE AT E3 DIES THE WORST MOST PAINFUL DEATH.

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Disappointment. Nothing but nonstop disappointment.

Also there needs to be a square for people sperging out over a non-existent half life announcement

I take a dump live on stage during the EA conference

This

Cultural enrichment happens

Youre probably right Satan

Just how gay will these threads get before e3 is here?

A beautiful ara walks on stage.

satan pls

Thank god you didn't get quads.

And why is that?

Nice rhyme, it should be a crime.

It was all for me

If quads, happens anyway.

Anyway you say? Not today.

role

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he never ran in the first place

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Well a couple of audio clips of Gman leaked on Dota 2 possibly half life related

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/67/Orac_respawn_10.mp3

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/ee/Orac_randomprophecies_10.mp3

Because the circlejerking is fucking obnoxious and people won't shut the fuck up about some random 3D slut they don't have a snowballs chance in hell with, not to mention the bitch is probably mentally fucked and indoctrated by the rest of her cucked Jew crew.

Pathetic.

ren visits e3

Off by one! You got yourself outdone! You would've had a better chance if you wanted a Nun. Now get a shotgun, my son, shoot yourself before Carlos makes a pun!

Congratulations, now you have to kill yourself for being off by one.

Ah well, I got dubs on "No survivors" three times last thread, and once at "Pete Hines killed by Todd Howard", so I suppose it's for the best.

It was self defense.

No actually, Todd Howard killed Pete because Todd wanted to make a Fallout to surpass F2 and New Vegas combined (which he secretly likes), but Pete forced him and his team to make some shitty non-RPG game that fucks the Fallout lore and call it Fallout 4 to make a quick buck.
He never wanted to tell us lies.
This was all revenge.

And it was a hostage situation where Todd saved all the people and gave them all free games for life. Don't go making Todd just saving himself, he is too good for that.

So it was a justified manslaughter. Good enough.

*Assisted suicide
Pete wanted to die after realizing he got in Todd's way

My name is Pete Hines, I'm up for a fuck, just yell "I want you to suck my cock Pete" as loud as possible during the bethesda confrence and I'll find a way to give you my hotel number

Hey my comment got capped

Is really that long?

I don't even care about E3 but people won't shut up. Holy fuck happen already and go away

user we want an Aloha snackbar to happen

hehe sponge bob meme :D

nice code language fellow channer

If this doesn't happen life has no meaning.

my friend wont shut up about destiny 2, now i wanna see what theyre gonna show off.
but myself, im curious what games nintendos gonna bring.
i know its a long shot, but im hoping for f zero

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KYS

user.. just, stop…

Everyone realizes that video games are gay and goes home.

to play video games

Same bullshit there was last year and maybe one or two good games.

God dammit, user.

Well I guess there won't be any good games.

It's the perfect level of disappointment/cringe that leads to us having super comfy threads. I believe in you, Ren.

Obligatory bingo card that should be in the OP

Only thing I'm hyped for is an indieshit game I play potentially revealing a new character there. They already said they have an announcement. There probably won't be a single thing worthwhile other than that.

what game

Rivals of Aether. It's pretty fun if you can look past the weird animal-looking characters. I just usually pick one of the big slow guys and bully people online.

super smash yiff seems pretty cool

I'm pretty hype for their character announcements. Assuming the schedule doesn't slip, it's two guest characters plus 4 original ones to be added by the end of the year. It's ridiculously fun to just spike people over and over online. Can't count how many matches I've won where my opponent was blatantly better but lost because I always go for the dunk.

Call us when there's a Lunix build ready

good show. you gotta take those risks otherwise why the hell would you be playing video games.
a tasteless victory is no better than a draw

I'm not sure they're planning one.

I'd rather lose but get a good dunk or two than win by playing boring and defensively. That's the main thing I did in Sm4sh, too. Go for those hot dunks.

Update Ubisoft card because Aisha Tyler won't be there. Free space for Ubishit should be "Aisha Tyler's replacement is yet another token minority" since that's pretty much 100% guaranteed.

Everything sucks and everyone is disappointed. The End.

this pretty much

Only a few more days until we can hear more of Todd's lies

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A-user that's too much, i'll drown! x_x
I wonder if Todd would like to join too.

I just want TES VI to be announced so i can Toddpost again

Please stop.
You've been banned several times and the one time you did erp with somebody you both said it was extremely awkward.
This won't work out in the end.

BRINGIN IT BACK AW YEAH

The user was very pushy and i wasn't in the mood cause Mark banned me 23h because of ban evading when even a volunteer said my ban was in fact expired.
Truth is i often make both guys and girls cum with my erp.
Of course any story posted here is autistic work of fiction and blah blah blah.
Anyway back to videogames, any chance we'll get more news on Summer Lesson?

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How dare you disrespect the most entertaining expo of electronics of all time.

Mr.Caffeine shows up.

It's open for the public this time around.

So who's making the stream when it comes time? Its not going to break all the time like the first 8/v/ stream of E3.

Since Aisha Tyler isn't there this year I hope Mr Caffeine makes a comeback

I couldn't even use the stream last year, it was too fucking shit/cringey/shit.

ISIS gives a peaceful protest inside the event to explain to the world that E3 has a massive lack of diversity and should change to include them in more of everything. Of course, everyone who tries to stop it is just a goobergator out to oppress minorities, and it's all a false flag done by goobergators to make Islam look like it's not a religion of peace.

Again with this shit

if trip we close this shithole of a site

Vanillaware announces Dragon's Crown Remastered for PS4 (PC too, why not?) with more modes, classes and much improved netcode.
Capcom's port of Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen not only improves performance but also fine tunes the gameplay with things like lock-on, real time weapon swapping for hybrid classes and a reworked Warrior class that can have 6 skills (this is Capcom we're talking about here so it will take nothing less than quints for them to get up on their fat asses).

If not, let the prophecy of the previous bread happen, Satan already gave his thumbs up on that, so it's bound to happen.

It was only a joke.

I really don't know what you were expecting.
You were told to stop several times yesterday but refused.

The ps3 emulator can almost run dragons crown at full speed my boy.

She won't? Damn Ubisoft better be doing something because they are the best for laughing at.

the only time Ill go to the LA convention center is for anime expo to cruise for twinks

Just put an ad on craigslist you retard.

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Sweet mother

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there arent twinks that cosplay as schrodinger and chat noir on craigslist

I'm going to fill this out.

It was never a joke, not after the last thread.

Wasted.

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Sorry I'm late, life and shit. But I made some OC of the last thread.
Webm related.

vid.me/gefr
Link to a 1080p upload of it as well.

Ohhhh my god. Thank you mark!

I hope it's worth it.

To be fair, if somebody's watching trap porn they likely don't want women in the first place

FINALLY
Ban all the ERPing faggots

WEW

I've meme'd things you people wouldn't believe

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FAGS BTFO

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Here you go bud.

If somebody's watching trap porn they likely don't want have no chance with women in the first place

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WEW

>>>/cuckchan/

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Why do you have relative time enabled!?

if dubs, I find OP and kill him.

DO IT FAGGOT

So we can have better OP's?

I had to because the kike spic immediately removed it and banned me :(

Godspeed.

wew

implying you wont just fuck

I really like these numbers.

brb

Studio MDHR announced they'd have some news on Cuphead

Godspeed.

Write your ID on something so we know you're a real person.

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Spoiler this soviet propaganda porn immediately!

Completely off-topic, but are any of you anons Aphex Twin fans?
He's livestreaming his next show in a little bit.

What the fuck happened in here? Did someone posted something ultra gay or something?

I'm relieved, yet disappointed.

If Trips Mark dies

lol

If trips mark has to eat 40 cakes

Mark can't die, he's immortal.

Dubs confirm.

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i fucking hate him.

This is true as long as they feast on fetuses and baby foreskins

No wonder the Jews run everything.

archive.8ch.net/posts.html#!v/12695884_

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E3 has a huge explosion, killing everyone, especially nintendo devs and corporate managers. So many fucking delicious nintendrone salt.

Fuck you, I hope he dies playing Mario

nothing, like every year

No one's falling for it, twinks.

top lel

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STOP

whole Holla Forums goes ham
2-3 people complain

Faggots.

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The last thread stated, quite clearly, that the gay community will be eliminated.
Prepare yourselves, faggots.

Just report gayposters.

Remember, no survivors.

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E3 this year is so shit, with so little to look forward to, anons have to resort to planning terrorist attacks, dubs posting and gay posting to pass the threads

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pics or it didn't happen, faggot

Cobalt keeps dishing out one day bans and removing them.
C'mon man, stay consistent.

Well, Itsuno's new project could be revealed. Maybe more info on REmake 2 to ride the FF7 nostalgia train too.

I want Ape Escpae 4

Yeah I don't think you know how these guys operate.

Itsuno please

Is there still no news on the game they were working on?

Oh please, Trump is more likely to be impeached than Mark and co. actually moderating Holla Forums properly.

Nothing yet, it seems that we're gonna have to wait, but i'm hopeful that it is DMC5

I think we need some MoonMan in this dubs fest.

There was Kamiya taking a Twitter vote on which iteration of Dante they wanted to see for a DMC x Bayonetta, and I recall Vergil's voice-actor sperging out on Twitter and Facebook about the possibilities of a DMC-related project where he'd be working.

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Nice dubs, and what the fuck Reuben?

Death.

Agree

We're going to need more than Moonman.

>>12700249

If only these memories could be lost like tears in the rain.

If Dubs, Ben Garrison enters the arena.

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I can't fap to this, I can just look at it like if it was some form of art, impressed smiling like a dumb cunt realizing that someone else faps to this.
That shit is something.

IT'S QUINTS YOU FUCKING NEWFAG

Sanctified by double dubs. Rest in peace OP. You were an alright faggot.

Browsing through Pivix and Deviantart for weird shit is pretty much that way. Though Deviantart I have found places where I felt like I shouldn't be. Like entering the mind mentally ill man who gets off from getting his stuffed animals dirty in the trash, and draws children's cartoon characters shitting themselves in drag.
and I totally fucked up my quotes like a total chump

At least non-degenerate vanilla is still popular right?

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I'm positive that Kamiya's Dante poll was just a for fun thing.
He did a few polls that week and I don't think we should take them too seriously.

As for DMC5. Rumor has it that they are going to reveal it along side showing Dante in MVC infinite.

Miyamoto curls up and dies while presenting Switch Music

O-okay

Hey guys, shit is going down in London. Imagine next week if predictions come true…

archive.fo/UUOS9
france24.com/en/20170604-major-incident-van-hits-pedestrians-london-bridge

honestly, the ones the polls selected would still be pretty fucking rad.

Yeah, probably. It's primarily the most exciting of those options since it actually has a chance in hell of happening; several of those polls are for characters he doesn't actually have any license to use anymore.

Major incident - racist islamophobes get in the way of truck of peace. Fortunately, the driver was unarmed.
Tommy Robinson preemptively arrested for attempted thought crimes.

Well shit

Witness the dubs of damnation and tremble.

AHAHAHAHAAHAH
Go fucking check Holla Forums apparently there have been over 3 separate attacks in London tonight.
HOLY SHIT BY ALLAH BLOW EVERYONE AT E3 INTO FUCKING ORBIT

It’s five now with explosions being heard.

The best thing for this is to carry on and pretend everything is normal amirite england? Can't let those terrorists win.

I'm crying, holy shit.
This is beautiful.

wew

This is too much fucking fun.

LONDON BRIDGE FALLING DOWN FALLING DOWN

This is more part and parcel of urban life a jolly ol' bong can handle.

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these fucking people are digging their own graves with a smile on their faces

You think some of these are just bots at this point? Even literal retards would get tired of spouting the same thing over and over again.

So you're talking about religion, yet show clear signs of knowing jack shit about religion let alone ever having touched a religious book. Funny.

This year's show will be glorious.

Of course, they'll never come back.
They'll be murdered in the terror attack.

Do they even let real people in there anymore? I'm pretty sure it's just suits, devs and journos.

Dude bleeding himself to death and with his last breath he murmurs "at least nobody called me a racist" and dies with a smile.

They're worse than retards, they're brainwashed. Every time reality refuses to play ball, they double down and chant the mantra.
reals dont real, only feels

This year, E3 is open to the public.

If dubs, London is just the beginning while E3 is the finale of these attacks.

Whole work week of attacks all across the West and one in Japan for flavor.

Yeah, no

Yeah, it's not a wholly accurate thing but you get the idea. Besides, I'm expecting Imam Merkel to forcefully apply kebab to all of Europe; hopefully there will be defiance.
I'm a northern Portuguese. My country is run by EU lapdogs.

Quando os da esquerda são mais nacionalistas que os da direita tu sabes que estás fodido

EA released a trailer for the new NFS

NRFS for life

david BOWie?

Looks like NFS meets FATF (Fast And The Furious). I am totally down with that. Shame it likely going to perform like ass though.

did previous iterations of need for speed games run poorly?

is this bait or retardation?
Belaruse has a cool dictator who changed the school timetable so his son (along with every other child) sleeps some more, and is a fan of Steven Seagal
lolno, unless you're a shitskin and go out at night in bad districts without knowing the language
Government literally told the citizens "If you're afraid of illegal immigrants buy gun, if you're also afraid of terrorism, buy more gun"