4 AM

How goes user?

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Yeah from the revolver that the boss gives you after you get caught.

Had to wake up at a reasonable hour to do my volunteer job. Guy at my real job last night fucked everything up. I may end up getting him fired. Starting to get stressed out waiting for PAX West tickets to go on sale. Had dinner with my dad at Applebee's and played The Simpsons Game for a bit, so it wasn't all bad today.

Idk I guess Vile from MMX.

Difficult to say. There's a lot that I don't exactly remember. Do kind of like the recurring Sol Nigers in WA5 though. Helps that once you fight them, you can disable encounters for the rest of the dungeon if you so want.

I'm sensing a pattern here.

Not as fun as regular bosses imo.

Twirl the fuck out of it after snazzy kills so you can feel like The Man With No Name

Also

What'd he do?

So far im almost done with EO4. The 4th dungeon was way too easy. The final dungeon is really fucking cool because you have to complete the 2nd half of each bottom floor of each dungeon. I was wondering why the floors were so small, because the other half is for the end of the game.

Oh, fuck. I forgot about dark link.

How good was it? What you dudes order?

I feel like my friends have been actively trying to avoid me for the past few weeks

Also, probably the Launch Base Zone miniboss from Sonic 3

Where do you work?

Hows your day going user?

I totally forgot it could do that tbh

Ahhhh that does sound pretty neat. Mixes it up some.

Hes harder than most of the bosses at the end of the dungeons too. Fun one.

Any reason why?

He's easy if you use the hammer or biggorons sword. Or deku nuts. Or dins fire. Sword fighting is the only hard part.

Are they in school? Might be finals keeping them occupied.

When you do it against ocelot in the first boss fight he tries to out gun-twirl you. He gets rustled if you do it for too long.

Left all the dishes and silverware greasy, left all the glasses cloudy, didn't empty all the trash cans, didn't put a new bag in the main trash can, threw out the floor mats I think, and the list goes on. Me and one of the servers were fucking platinum mad at him.

We just got some shit off the 2 for $20 menu. Got tendies and a salad, he got some pasta and a salad. Was decent.

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Here comes the suppository

It's an XXXL super-mega-ultra-dose so while it works its magic you should

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

dis nigga colossus nigga

Selling crap like t shirts to tourists in a touristy town here.

I love all the little details in 3. Caught a few this time around I never noticed as a lad playing it back in the day.

First they kept hanging out and going drinking without actually telling me, even though I've hung out with them longer than the people they take

Also whenever I asked about a trip to the river one of them said something like "you shouldn't go" which I took as a joke at the time

They're not even in college, they all fucked off of education right after HS

oh cool they fixed Holla Forums

Didn't sleep too well. Hate mornings like yesterday's was, where it's cloudy and thus too cool in the house for the AC to kick on, but still uncomfortably warm even with fans on.

I know how you feel, a friend of mine's going back to classes in the fall, and seems content to just sleep the rest of his break away rather than hang out, or even work on his backlog (my backlogs multiple times bigger and I still make more progress through it than he has with his). Not that that's anything new for him though.

No I mean why are they not hanging out with you?

Must've been a really good boy to earn tendies from applebee's as opposed to mcdongles

wut ha happen?

I like how Birdo is a jab at trannies.

Sounds about like me doing a job tbh
Maybe hes doing that thing I suggest NEETs do here and just work a shit job lazily until you get canned

Whats your favorite kinda snack user?

Whats good in the hood montana

What was broken?
Besides the moderation and user base?

Have you tried having a bread sandwich? There's bound to be something around you can eat. If not you can probably get something from a fast food joint.

ur mom from undertale 5's yakuza dlc

Every day I am reminded of how based you truly are, X.

I remember getting a used copy of mgs 3 when i was really young. I just got a cheap ps2 and a bunch of cheap ps2 games near the end of the ps2 era. I think ot was around 2006-7 ish. I tried playing mgs3 but there were so many cutscenes and shit, and i just couldnt play it. Now i really like mgs all the mgs games. My little mind couldnt take kojima's masterpiece.

Chocolate teddy grahams

Apparently you can force enemies to dance if you hold them up. Don't know how tho.

shieeet monica finna smoke a square ryt quik.

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I would have to bring like 2 knives to defend myself

Morning. Lost my 3DS stylus today so I was pretty pissed off. Then my girlfriend walked into the living room (not even remotely near where I thought I lost it), happened to see it, and asked what it was. Spent hours looking for that fucking thing because it would've kept me up. Still kind of between games, though. Might go back and finish some 3DS stuff I never got into. I've got Legend of Legacy, Persona Q, Codename STEAM, and some other stuff.
I can't even remember any minibosses. I guess the dragons in 7th Dragon 3 count. They had some great music and some are interesting to fight.

ok

That does sound odd then, do you have any idea why they might be doing this?

My house is always a cool 68. Love central heat/air.
Though get pissed when they shut off the air when I'm sleeping. Wake up a sweaty mess hours earlier than I want.

Wasn't it just shitty localization?
Hows your day going user?

How old are you?
And shiiiiiiiet ain't had teddy grams in decades.

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Point the gun at their crotch.

so Comcast is blocking archive.org now. If they block Holla Forums I'd like to say you guys were fun to hang out with. Just try your best, you'll make it.

Im 18. pls no bully

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nawuh das not twoo fam

you should b usin .is cuz dey jew tbh

wha ha HAPPEN!!!

Shoot at their feet probably I dunno

luccy

Did you giver your stylus after?

Wait what for real? Thats fucking scary if true.

Heya fags, been a while since I posted. What vidya did you/are you playing today?

I'm still going through Zero no Kiseki. Feels fucking good to have all this Japanese study pay off.

Don't have a car? Usually around here everyone is asleep by 3 am, so maybe you could wait it out and the streets will be empty enough for you to grab a bite.

I live on my own. I can get my own tendies whenever the fuck I want. Also, fuck y'all mor making "tendies" part of my daily vocabulary.

I just assume he's either retarded or inbred.
This is a job that a lobotomized chimp with stump hands could do.

There are no Cane's where I live.

11 years and that image still stands as absolute truth

I haven't really figured that out
I didn't really do anything for them to hate me, or to even be annoying

At least your friend is just lazy instead of actively trying to avoid you

Tourists are the absolute scum of the earth, so I feel your struggle

no drivers license. ive been sick for the past 3 years so ive barely left the house

Metal gear solid 3 mostly. Planning on playing it a couple of times in a row probably.

Why bother

Some are nice. But yeah get tired of seeing all the shitskins, racemixers and kikes in my state. There ain't no native ones besides these.

I prefer burgers, I am Texan, after all.

i'll pray 4u monica

I cant do shit like that. The only times i do that, its for persona. I need to space it put at least a couple months. i played persona 4 4 times in a row

Hah, that's pretty silly, surprised I never thought of trying that.

hi i want 2 maek vidya gaem just liek tuby faux mcguire an his instnt classik undertake

how 2 mak gaem

Yeah. I got home from helping a guy move something and she was watching some weird softcore porno about a haunted house or some shit. We got worked up and did it on the couch.
It was pretty good too. I hadn't gotten around to beating off for a few days so I needed that. I recognized some of the actresses from that porno and I'm not convinced the sex in this one was actually fake. These chicks actually do hardcore scenes so I think they just actually fucked and then edited it so they could sell it as softcore and not have to play it only on the hardcore porn channels

It gets past 115 here in the summer, so the AC works in conjunction with multiple fans. It's just that, in circumstances like this, it won't kick on, and the room stays at like 78+ when I'm trying to sleep.

Some things never change. Though, looking through my old screencaps from late 2006/early 2007 (about the oldest ones I have saved), the general manner of speaking for imageboard posters certainly has. How many years has it been since you'd see an average poster be able to say "epic for the win" without getting called out?

Yeah, he and his dad invited me out to a movie at a cheapo theater they like, and he did apologize for not hanging out much lately, so there's that. Still seems like if I try to hang out any night other than Thursday or Saturday he's "busy" (IE: sleeping constantly).

Sucks to be you. They've got really damn good tendies.

Dude what, why would they block Holla Forums but not 4chin?

I need money. Also you imply that I'm actually trying at this job.

I don't doubt that.

dat shit sound tedious af tbh

how far r u willin 2 go fam? all da way?

Nope, Birdo is a guy. It's the real deal.
I got my ass beat by my internet friends in Puyo Puyo, then I ate a leftover steak. I'm too much of a pussy to handle raw meat and my dad likes his steaks well done, so it wasn't very good. I tried to drown out the rubber tire texture with ketchup but I guess ketchup tastes like shit to me now so I I just regretted not grabbing the steak sauce.

I remember watching someone do it once, it was pretty goofy.

nah i jus twant 2 maek game 4 lots of monies so wutevr will sell tbh

Cane's also has chicken tendies in a burger. They only have like four things on their menu (three strip meals and the aforementioned burger), but they do those things excellently.

okay but u gone have to suk mah dik first

>bullet ricochets into their benis
I mean like an actual dance not like a painful wobble and bleed out

FUCK FOFOOFF TUBMRLTLALELE I FUCKIG HATE YOU TUBMRLTALE YOU RU9INDED MY BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fucking Meme Fortress 2
Some things never change.

It if meant being with my waifu longer. 240 hours

MGS3 only a takes a few hours to beat once you can skip cutscenes on the second playthrough so its not so bad.

Maybe. I mean those sluts might have just took easy money to pretend and not risk stds for once

That'd fucking kill me.

Well done steak sucks but leftover steak is always nasty no matter how it was cooked fresh

Ohhh right, good call.

nah dats 4 gays an i am nut a gay but thank 4 invite cuz mabye gayz r 2 shy 2 say 'hay i want benis u kno'

oh ok srry i jest want 3 make game

Oh look at the normalfag over here getting tendies without using his good boy points, I bet you just fucking do whatever you want don't you, fucking Chad. You can't escape the shitposting, don't forget you're here forever.

so u dun wanna maek gem?

which one is yo waifu monica?

also u can makin niggas drop w/ pic related

Last summer we had a day or two where it got to be 120 degree outside. Which still isn't as hot as one day when I was really young. Parents said I was sick around then, and it being 126 outside didn't help matters.

I don't know, man. I've seen softcore pornos before and I think this was more convincing than most. It wasn't especially hot but it was kind of hot watching it with a chick. Best part out of what I saw was Bridgette B giving a striptease and getting them titties sucked on.

NO FUCK OFF TBMLELLTALE AAAAAAAA
FUCAK ING DOGN AL BRUMPFO IDDI THIS TUBMLRTALE UKCO FF TFROM MY BOARD==

yea i do but i dunt want suk benis ya kno jes wanna monies 4 kewl gaem like tuby fawx sanchez

Do you think someone's spread a nasty rumor about you?

Leftover steak inside scrambled eggs with chddar cheese is amazing

It was chie previously, years ago, but now im devoted to makoto from 5, and im not gonna change it ever.

DUDE SPOILERS BRAH

Where do you live? Hell?

That midget pork star?

That does sound pretty good actually

You could order food and have someone drop it off to you with doordash or something like that. What are you sick with that lasts that long?

y do u do this

She's like 5'8, man.

wha happen 2 colber man slime used 2 b down w/ da cause.

ayyy lebron wanna wear dem rangz he gotta put dat work in 2 monica jus open yo mouf sum stop ackin lyk a bitch du

gud 4 u monica

dawg iz older than dat fix Holla Forums screen cap

There was probably so few juices in the steak that it was in pretty much in the same state as when I microwaved it.

I shit blood without my meds. I havent gotten my meds for 7 months. Ive always been a sickly kid, and i never weighed enough to drive when i was 16.

A CHICKEN SANDWICH IS NOT A BURGER

BECAUSE I AWTN TUBMRLTALE OUT OF MY BAORD YOUF FUCKING DRUMPAFTY NIGGER

fFUCK OFF NIGGGERTALE

i ain't play p4 but i did see a nigga make an almost epic comeback in a top 8 for p4au or w/e monica shit was pretty sik, but da dude faltered in da last set

nah dat is 4 gayz an i m not gay y r u nt understand also u dont suk benis do u

ok but then wat gaem 2 make if not undermake??? cuz just want moneys 4 gaem

if u microwave it in da foil it normally turn out better idk why

Day of the rope when

Gross.

Shoulda steamed that bitch then

I cant wait for p4a to come out. I wanna play as shido.

Say Ritsu. Do you by any chance own a youtube channel that does Minecraft Highschool Roleplay.

If so, why the fuck are there windows on the toilet.

That just makes her mom/son fetish porn more believable.

Are you that dangerously skinny dude that's been around here sometimes?

fam see all i kno is da longer u ain't teasin me w/ dis whole not sukn on mah thang bs da longer i'ma hafta fuk dat neck ya feel me play boi

u makin a nigga work

wait hol up is dat ish confirmed thoooo?

YOAWU WILLENVER MAKE MOAENNY DRUMPFTALE=====

A desert.

Now that I think of it, they really don't call it a burger on the menu. Anyhow, it's funny reading up on their history: the guy that started it decided he wanted to open a place specializing in chicken and fries, couldn't secure any funding because "who on earth wants that?" and now they're some of the busiest food places I've seen around here next to In 'n' Out, to the point of having drive throughs wrapping around the buildings. One time I even saw the line at one go into the actual 45 mph street the corner was on.

How is Persona 5, anyhow? Wondering if I ought to keep an eye out for the PS3 version at the local multimedia place, in case I see it at some bafflingly low price.

Again, there probably wasn't much room for improvement, but thanks for the advice.

80 pounds and i cant gain weight. I could seriouslt eat and entire box of the fattiest cakes and not gain weight.

Atlus registerd a shit ton of urls, one for pq2 and p5a. Its not completely confirmed, but why would they not?

u dumb i nt suk benis geez wat u 2 dumb to kno dat

ok but i jst want maek game 4 moniez u kno cuz dats how 2 win at life

Rename your shit you dumb nignog. Or use a source that isn't fucking tumblr.

Why would you even think that?

Disgusting

Just wait for global cooling to fix it

==FUCK OFF TUBMLRCUCK NIGER=

i wish to return to sleep but i am past that point.

might have just been something on my end, but yesterday clicking a post number to reply would open a new tab. annoying, but i could just copy-paste and drop the >> myself.
however, it was something i only ran in to on Holla Forums. when i tried it on other boards there was no such fuckery.

Persona 5 is for… the socially challenged. no not autistic. Neets. if you can stand half the game being in a school simulation then get it, because the combat is the best rpg combat in years.

Do you though? Yes or no?

Oh. You're one of those people. Five Guys master race.

I'm all about the incest fetish porn, man. Too much hentai and the fetish transferred to 3d because of it.

Has anyone ever told you why? Even if it's a medical thing there must be a reason why this happens.

i jut wnt 2 mke game!!! wat game 2 mkea 4 ppl 2 buy??? i wnt 20 millon dollaz$$$ 4 win at life!!!

y u hat me i do nothin 2 u geez

I need to get a couple more hours before work but dunno if I can

No. I'm autistic but not THAT autistic

So do you make your 3dpd pretend shes your mum or something

So, I finished watching K-On. I dont know why people say it's sad, if anything it ended on a bit of a boring note imo, about their trip and everything. Id have rathered it show them in college a bit.
Winter sections were max comfy tho.

That poor child.

Yeah, I bet you love 5 guys don't you Zoe?

In n out is ok occasionally. Unfortunatly i ate it way too much when i got here. I might go have another burger soon, but i think i'll remove the lettuce, they just put way too much on.

My theory is that i dont take in all the nutrients i eat. That and i dont eat all too often, because i sleep until like 11 am so i miss breakfast.

Five Guys is superior to In n' Out. I've tried both burgers and Five Guys is better.

Nevermind then. Thanks for clearing that out.

That said the school shooting episode was my favorite, wink wink.

Have you been given a formal diagnosis?

God no, she doesn't know about any of my weird fetishes. Nice digits, by the way.

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cclusterchan.ga

It's overpriced crap. Why bother wasting so much money when for the same price you can get hamburger meat, some potatoes and make it yourself and have almost 10 times the amount you'd get from 5 guys?

The trip isn't the ending. Its after their final show. The movie takes place in between a couple of the last episodes.

Whats even the point then

I actually can withstand the heat fairly well (lived here my whole life), at least when I'm not trying to sleep. I do pray that the the AC wherever I'm at doesn't break in the summer though. Cold temperatures though? I'm not a big fan.

I certainly don't mind JRPGs. It's just that I've mostly stayed out of threads about it on the off chance I wanted to get into it somewhere down the line.

Don't read it that way. I can't recall actually having eaten at In 'n' out. I was just making a comparison of what I've seen out here, and In 'n' Out is ridiculously popular here.

Want to know what gets stupidly huge lines? Dutch Brothers.

HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP
HOL UP
r u tellin me wut 2 do monica?

hmmmm yea les make a game of it monica so u gotta throttle dis junk w/ dat mouth of yoz monica u use dem teef tho u gonna catch deez hands

shieeet i b down monica i prolly b rockin sojiro

ya kno wut i did see dat happen once i think tbh monica

ayyoyoooo i luh dat gondola

dis tbh

Because it's better.

you can get em back by eating as many peanuts as humanly possible

Sex, food I don't have to cook, companionship. Somebody to beat up in video games.

Just get some 3d artists, make a movie about lesbian sluts and throw a couple QTEs in. Make sure to credit me, Anonymous ID 5652c3 for my help.

Yes, and ive been treated for 6 years now. Its a fairly common disease, common enough to have commercials for medicine for it. But just by my experiences i know i dont take in everything i eat.

Play the game now or prepared to get spoiled. It just sold 5 times as many copies as 4, and 4 sold pretty well. Its going to be talked for a long time now, and i think it might be contender for an offical goty award.

English script seem alright?

It never gets too cold here. 20s at most. Its pretty comfy. I'll walk around in shorts during snow here

They must've explained exactly what was wrong, does the medicine at least help enough that you can live without too much hassle?

i got sum issues not gonna lie about it tbh but way worse lie before and behind us monica

y u wnt gay sax??? u prly dnt kno how 2 makee gam.

ok thank u but r benis gurlz gay?

Oh, just after their graduation and the whole big last event where the teacher handed out all the shirts. Dont know why they added so many prequel episodes. Completely fucked up the continuity. Still not sad tho, they all go to school together in college, except azusa, who has a new band and new friends.

You do not have my permission to save that gondola. If you take it it's piracy.

Nothing better than homemade, what are you talking about?

Fuck that. If I wanted nuts i'd go to a gay bar.

That falls under fetish stuff. Too early in the relationship to clue her in that I'm a degenerate who wants to pretend I'm fucking my hot slutty mom (note: my mom is not hot and I don't want to think about whether she's slutty) and beat her black and blue during sex and all that other weird stuff.

Yep, guys with tits are gay.

shieeet i been had it monica it was wut da #gg op pic pic fo lyk a monf nao monica c'mon fam

i makr manee gam budy

4-5 star restaurants are better than homemade.

Where I live, below the 70s is "cold", and some nights in the winter, when it dips below the 30s, might as well be "hell hath frozen over" to us. Waiting for the school bus back in high school on those 40 or so degree mornings at 5:30 AM or so, with the windchill, felt like absolute shit. GladI'll never have to do that again.

Dont listen to those whiners. The only hiccups are in the first 10 hours, and their so minor i thought the articles were a joke at first. Seriously, those are hit pieces because the sjws didnt get to inject their shit in it. After the first dungeon the translation is as good as it can be.

As long as i get it im fine. I cant drink apple juice though, or else i get the worst shits imaginable. Its like i just ate a bottle of laxitves, its so bad. And i cant eat corn or celery, or corn syrup. Thats about it.

lol where u live nigga africa?

How long is it gonna be before you utter "mom" during sex?

Growing up is sad fam. Change is sad.
I don't know as an eternal manchild that really struck a chord

Just do it randomly one day, slip a subtle "mum" in while boning her

Luckily not much windchill here because comfy mountains

Is there a cure?

oh wat i thout dat 2 girlz wear fake benis n dat wut benis gurlz is

u lier show gamee 2 whol board n aslo u gay 4 wnting benis

Nope. Its chronic. Best i can do is removing my intestines.

Never, unless she walks in on me jerking off to incest porn and moaning for mommy.

No

Strap-ons? Yeah if they're both girls.

FIRST OFF NYCKA I AM VIDEO GAMES
secondly fam if i tell u u gon suk dis dik u gon suk dis sik n dat all there is 2 it monica may b not 2 day n may b not tomorrow but dis dik n yo mouf gonna b thick as thieves fam balee dat monica
balee dat

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That's fucking awful user, hopefully in the future they'll find a way to get rid of this thing.

I sincerely doubt it. Its auto immune so they would have to reboot my immune system.

Reminds me of someone.

ok so 1 girl wit fake benis sex wit girl 2 and put in butt is gay???

u gay mister y u so gay sumwan call te police

Then you tell this "GG" person that he has stolen from me and he is to delete my picture immediately.

Nothing beats the love poured into a homecooked meal. It warms the belly and the heart.

Growing up is not giving up childish things but learning not to care what others think. So long as you got your shit together enough to survive alone, who cares what people think about your hobbies being immature. If they made a season 3 you think it would center on azusa and theyd keep making new bands and center it around highschool instead of the original cast?

user, are you attracted to your mother?

I'm not talking in regards to SJWs whining about something not being "PC" or whatever, just whether it seemed well handled or not by user-standards (both in translation and textflow editing).

I live in a big desert valley of sorts, so there's mountains surrounding us in the distance. Doesn't do anything to help with the wind (and we get some bad duststorms here in the summers), but sunsets can be really pretty with the purple of the mountains against the sky.

NA desert.

Nah, I just developed n incest fetish from too much porn.

True, but at one point people probably thought there was no curing polio, and they found ways around it. At the very least, there'll be a time when treatment is more effective than it is now.

They're both biologically girls. When girls have sex, it's gay.

Well, if you saw her naked would it turn you on even a little?

To each his own, I'd rather have a prime cut, expertly crafted porterhouse from a top-tier steakhouse than salisbury steak made at home.

This is for you.

Yes, the translation is very good. Everything flows well, and there are barely any typos. Its very professionally done. Aside from the first dungeon, which as a total of 2 memes and 2 stunted lines due to what i think was a retranslate because it was pozzed before they fixed it.

It would have to be a long time from now. Auto immune is probably harder to cure than cancer.

Whoops, wrong webm. Thought it was another I was thinking of. Give me a few.

And there will never ever be a season 3. Its been far too late at this point. I doubt they'd do that, they just add new girls that feel like knock offs of the old girls anyway and Azunyan is only in highschool for 1 more year anyway.

Damn whats a dust storm like?

oh well i like gay gurlz

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No. My mom's old and fat and only has one eye.

I could go for some tendies right now. Sometimes I pick up chicken strips from the grocery store which I guess are the same things.

Even if there's no cure, there's always more effective treatment that could be found. Maybe a pill that lasts longer or works better in the next few years.

u dnt like gay gurlz??? oh srry

ayyo shouts out to lebron tho n all da cleveland niggas
tbh i shouldn't have spray painted dat shit on lebron gate fam but i thought it would motivate him

i ain't gay nigga but i am postin from the drunk tank

oh, but do it dip down ridiculous at night?

u tell em monica

YO DEY DUN GOT DA CHIKEN OFF DA BONE

My only options are an infusion every 2 months, or humera, which i believe is either infusion or weekly injection. I'll stick to what im using right now. also part of the reason why i havent gotten my license is because im too lazy to

Tellin' ya fam, he just cuts the things into thirds. It's a bit thicker than a cigarillo. To be fair though, this is besides the point, you look like clint, you're a fucking man-baby like clint, clearly you're his bastard son.

Here we go. Not sure why it wasn't coming up when I searched my drive before.

I see. Well, thanks for the heads up. I figure if I wait a bit I can probably find it for like $12 or cheaper down the line, despite other places asking $30+ at the time, like I did with Tales of Zestiria.

Absolute shit. You'd better be indoors during one, with all the entrances shut.

I just jerk it to solo 2D.

mustrd make u drnk an gay? y??? u shud fine sum girlz tbh

oh ok carrtunes r kewl 2

As a heads up, i dont think they printed many physical ps3 copies. Your best bet is waiting for a digital sale.

Time for me to fuck off. See you guys around, everybody take care.

Yo, I have this video. The "plotline" is fucking stupid but she's pretty hot so I forgive it.

I feel bad for your broken heart user. To not feel the greatness of a meal cooked with love.

Wouldnt you like your own house, where its quiet and no one barges in?
They said the same about Liru.

Why are they so oily?

I dont know him, so you will need to be my speaker in this matter. Spare no mercy. But i'd like you to refrain from using ebonics. I dont want to be associated with the rapping groups.

Your moms big boss?

Wheres my inheritance

Sound comfy honestly.

That'd be nice. Maybe I'll win the lotto
And the fanbase is all but dead so

luck 4 u frend

dat wartr dey in bathz i thnk

When i score myself a loving wife, then i will know the joy of a homecooked meal with love. Until then i must better myself until i can find that woman. then cry myself to sleep everynight realising that there are no more housewife worthy women anymore

das rayciss

Fanbases come back when the seasons are made. Im sure it can happen eventually.
Wouldnt get my hopes up on that one.

Are there two dmx's now?

Could always go for a loving cute boy in a dress who will cook and clean for you and love you.

Depends on the time of year. There's really two requirements for being a desert: below 10 inches rainfall per year, and having temperatures ranging in extremes, both outright and in terms of difference between summer and winter. Here you can go from 115+ on a hot summer day, down to below 30 degrees on a cold winter night.

I wager that's the case, but I can usually fin a way. Not a fan of the digital format, especially for games I enjoy. if I can't find it for a while, I might wait for Fucking Gamestop to have their "Fuck stocking for the PS3 sale", and barring that, maybe just wait until I do have reason for a PS4 to get it there. Persona at least has somewhat of a larger western fanbase these days than it used to. It's the PS3 versions of stuff like Cold Steel that I'd be worried about finding.

Thanks though. Gives me more priority to make sure to hit the "P" section of PS3 shelves while I'm out and about. Been hitting the "G" shelves of the PS4 racks; no Gravity Rush Remastered has come up thus far.

No, she's an accountant. She had a rare cancer in her eye.

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Not at all. Ebonics is predominantly used in rapping groups and your personage was once quite prolific in the rapping scene. It's perfectly natural to want to stipulate that I do not want any ebonics or rapped lyrics to those being talked to diplomatically.

Where do I find an overcoat like that?

Glad to hear she got through it. Well, not everyone can be Big Boss I suppose. So I wont fault her for that.

Night anons.

Any big clothing store. My cousin has one like it. Theyre very popular among women and homosexuals lately.

gon b 2 when i pop mah dik up in his mouf

army surplus'll have sumn like dat, i got a blue alaska air force on

g'night monica

Sleep tight pupper.

Boyer from Super Mario RPG. Comfiest game of my childhood.

yes, I'm losing control. Unemployed, uneducated, and there isn't a god damn job posted that isn't a scam company that offers 10 hr/week at min wage. I need to move out of my parents' house before I fucking snap.

godnoal bread?

Sleep tight.

now here is the ultimate question, do I buy Japanese Baseball cards or Ace Combat model kits?
Hmmm….

Alright, im going to get food. Later anons.

I think you gotta get the lower mouth if you want to make another mini-dmx.

Every bread is gondola. Only way to be comfy.

Buy a fig of your waifu.

Yeah, they caught it early enough that it wasn't a problem.

I'm bored

i'd go for da kits cuz they give u sumn to do, nip baseball cards ain't likely to apprecaite, i don't think tbh, n u ain't likely to find any practical usage 4 dem monica

Someone needs to make an Egyptian music themed one off this thing.

a nigga would very much lyk dat indeed cuz we

wuz

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to fix Holla Forums you have to go back in time and stop the events that cause /sp/ to leave

KANGZ

To fix Holla Forums, you have to go back to back to whenever it exactly was that half/v/ started to get less vidya discussion and more "Holla Forums with a dash of Holla Forums flavoring" and prevent that from happening.

dis tbh

dat 1 nigga gettin str8 head patted monica
pretty sure dude on da left is measurin da junk while da one's comfortin egyptian nigga on his small johnsinz

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Morning everybody

Just in from work, and I turn 22 in about 5 hours. 22 and still a kissless, girlfriendless, virgin. Won't be able to even really celebrate either until Sunday, since I work tomorrow night and Saturday as well. Hell, I probably won't even "celebrate" it anyway since i have no irl friends to celebrate with. I'll probably pass it like I have the last 4 birthdays and just do nothing but play vidya or watch a movie.
But I have videogames to barely soothe the pain.

Seems i'm pretty late to the thread though…

mayb dmx could help monica ;^)

I appreciate the offer 'X, but i don't want to spend my birthday with a bunch of people i don't know, no offense. I want to spend holidays and birthday with people I love and care about and see regularly who i'm somewhat close to which is nobody besides my folks

work wasn't bad though. Sat around after closing while the manager was doing money shit and we all chatted and laughed for a good thirty minutes or so, it was nice. I almost felt like a real human again

which is nobody anymore* but my folks, that is. 4 years ago that was different. Honestly i wouldn't even spend it with my folks if I had some buds

Its ok user youre still not alone.. Fully aware humans Are hard to come by and Are aLways Here instead

i know, i know.
That physical presence (or lack thereof) really makes a huge difference though. Because at the end of the night i'm still just clacking away at my keyboard and watching some anime or a movie/playing a game. I know i'm not "alone", but I sure am lonely.

I really wish I had some cute girl or a few buds to spend the time with, y'know? But I guess even if I was with a cute girl i wouldn't really know what to do with myself .I don't know how to 'date" or "be in a relationship." I just really know/understand to not be a piece of shit towards them, and to hear them out about feelans n such. I really should just give up, one part of me doesn't want to though, even though I know better.

ifiletmonica

what hidden meaning does this carry

Never give up, trust your instincts!
Peppy gave me those kind words of advice many years ago. I was a neet most my life. If the stars aligned for me, they will for you too! Go to cons! Lots of nerd girls there. I met many and failed with all of them. One came back eventually and now lives with me at my parents.. I know rejection is hard., but perservere!

Im postong on a potato phone, pc cant run gaem and browsan at the same time

im actually going to one alone in July, if I can get the days off work.

I doubt i'll meet anyone. Last time I went, a good 3 or 4 years ago, it was just a bunch of entry-level normalfags and a handful of tumblrites mostly. Not that i'm cosplaying either, i'm just going mostly to get my hands on some goodies, maybe some cheap OSTs, and check out a few panels. And photograph all the non-shitty cosplays, of course.

I'm not hardly worried about rejection, it's more like I lack the oomph or whatever it is I need to try asking a girl out in the first place. Maybe i've subconsciously already given up and just haven't faced that i have, thus the lack of any real drive to try asking a girl out. I can handle negativity and rejection no problem .

if rejection is easy for you and just lack motivation, the best advice i can give you is this. buy a fucking shirt. one you made yourself ( i did this already it fuckin works ) mine said "Im single, level 70, raiding sunwell, and tired of rejection." i was a chubbier guy with long hair at the time and got a lot of positive response from gaemargirls way out of my league(aka normalfags) but among their friends was the girl i was looking for.

is the raiding sunwell thing supposed to mean something to me? is it a MMO reference or something? Were you at a gathering with other nerds who play said MMO? Because that's the only way I could see that shirt working.

And I'm gonna wear this shirt on at least one of the days. If I can't get the work days off though, I'm only gonna be able to go on the last day of the con, on Sunday, so I'd definitely wear it that day if that's the way things go.

when people say that theyre either referring to having sex with fish or theyre saying that if you miss one 'catch' theres countless others to try your luck with. so dont be too afraid of screwing up if youre trying to make that boy and girl connection feeling because theres a million other first impressions to make and even if you do fuck up youll probably get better at this "wooing" thing each time, or at least more comfortable.

regards, a virgin

sorry to doublepost, but also, what con? i try to find anons wherever they lurk and some of them even become my friends if our elitism doesnt collide too much and we can agree swordchucks are a legit weapon.

yah it was a WoW reference meaning i literally didnt have time for them because i was busy every weekend for 12+ hours dying to a boss that randomly decided your tank was going to die this second or maybe the next and you couldnt prevent it unless you had the gear that he himself dropped or were austistic enough to facecheck him for however long it took to get lucky… which was bullshit if i might add. WoW sucks nowadays.

and no, it was A-Kon in dallas, tx. if you like anime u like vidja. same goes for girls usually.

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i imagine this is what they mean.

thanks for the encouragement user. Can't say I feel much better about it all, but I appreciate it just the same.

a convention. The one i'm wanting to go to in July is sort of a general anime convention that's held once a year in the summer (was always in June, but now it's in July), and a much smaller version of it held once a year in the winter, usually January or February. Don't know if they still do that latter one though.

had a gut feeling

except 9 times out of 10 they're just basic as fuck and only bother getting into the mainstream series/games because that's what just about any fans of anime/games will be talking about to some degree anyway, even the more devoted hobbyists. It's just an entry point for them to get into that they know they'll get attention for liking.
or

I'm all for chicks getting into anime and games, but the majority of them don't actually care about said anime or games. And the ones that do tend to be fujoshits or BL / Hetalia-drooling tumblrites.

id agree with you, but my mileage has varied a bit, and of course eventually i made small compromises. youre going to have to find a normalfag dabbler and introduce them to your world. over and over again until one takes and runs with it. not everyone has seen the shows you like, not everyone wants to do hardcore mode minecraft infinity skyblock or starfox64 hardcore badge runs where you reset your cartridge if you miss 1 enemy. just gotta find someone willing to get on your level, they might not be there and youll waste lots of time before you find them, but it is possible!

all right, i'm going to bed. Sleep tight guys. Thanks for listening to my whining and for trying to help me out of my self-loathing.

that sounds tiresome.
i'm not talking to that extreme user, but i get your point, i know
this doesn't inspire me with as much hope as you probably wish it did.

if that wasnt my autistic starfox loving ass i was talking about, id say you had a point. but i found a decent looking girl willing to entertain my rediculous obcessions and i know theres one out there for you too. good night user..

hey

youre really late user

its 4 am somewhere

How is your day user

Indeed

ill drink to that. hows life? its now 7am where i am and ill be going to sleep soon.. but WELCOME TO THE THREAD AGAIN!

well im tired and couldnt sleep so i played hearthstone on my potatophone while playing diablo3 hardcore season and regretting my life choices through the whole process, so pretty good i guess if i had to call it.

Speaking of Drink, I was offered a sip off a $1000 bottle of wine, declined as I was about to leave and I have to be driving at 0.00

Couldn't be worse than almost getting kicked out of the place you were staying at

well it probably tasted like wine so unless it was like a 1k bottle of port or moscato you didnt miss much

Might of been Moscato

damn, i like the 'almost' in that sentence. in the words of freeza from boudakai2, what happened?

time has healed me. im over most of my regrets, i feel okay.

Basically bitches upset that I close the door too loud and that I happened to be the one there when a door knob on it's way broke as well as accidentally burning a container
Basically I fixed the door know, go out the other door and bought another container
Easy fixes to a problem that if kicked me out would of meant multiple family members driving 400+km to pick up my stuff and me having to move back into the hostel

i close doors really loudly too, when questioned about it, i told them "if you ever hear a door gently shut you know its not me and be prepared and alarmed that someone is in the house, im a paranoid type and know what the door sounds like when you shut it" and the looked at me like i was nuts, but never mentioned it again.

im really happy you didnt get kicked out tho user! play vidja or watch an episide of your favorite animeme to celebrate!

Doesn't help that neither of them don't work
Honestly if you don't work then don't complain about interrupted sleep