Where should GTA VI take place in?

I say Washington.

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Nowhere because GTA is fucking boring.

Mexico. Give it a horror theme, add sacrificial tombs to it. Show children get their necks cut open with the bitter reality of how bad, how compromised that shithole is.

Atlantic Canada.

The garbage bin. Modern Rockstar was a mistake.

In all honesty, if you didn't like the campaign for GTA V then you're a boring person.


It should take place in a comfy, rural Oregon town.

New Orleans is a cool ass location

Hahahah

Some sandnigger place, and all you can steal are goats, which you then fuck. All the locals try to get close enough to you to yell ALLU AKKBAR and then they detonate.

Far Cry 5 got you covered fam

FLORIDA

Washington would be good if the story is about a presidential campaign.

I've always hated Far Cry, but man if its comfy I'll be incredibly biased towards it.

Kill drumpf :DDD

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this, the new rockstar is absolute horseshit compared to the old stuff

If it gets cracked, I'll probably download it for shits and giggles and to see if you can side with good guys like in Far Cry 4

Yakuza x GTA

Boise

Miami, no question.

I NEED THIS.

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70s Las Venturas.

Detroit. I've always wanted to mix GTA and fallout in such a way.

Otherwise, pic related.

Manchester

Delhi. Really any new location that isn't a United States city besides Detroit, but current year.

We already got enough shitty desert in V, thanks. Plus RDR2 is coming. I'd have said the bay area, but they already skewered California as a whole pretty damn hard plus everywhere but San Andreas and the area around the Alamo Sea is already northern California. They're California'd out for at least the next two installations.

I hope it's Vice City, but what said about Detroit sounds cool as well - especially if you go back 40-50 years and have the backdrop of the civil rights era.

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Here's your (you)

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Alaska

I'm not the one worshiping a dead Jewish Rabbi.

The clear and correct answer is Carcer City from Manhunt.

How about a joke neo 80s setting, ala Blood Dragon?

Melbourne

Russia.

Some northern European city to give the series some vitality.
Possible contenders: London, Dublin, Amsterdam, Moscow.

It was a crazy fucking time, and a perfect backdrop for a GTA game. You had race riots (fucking niggers burning down their own neighborhoods lel), college campuses being bombed and shut down, domestic terrorist groups getting up to all kinds of shit, massive drug trafficking, rock and roll, anti-war movements, labor disputes, the space race, cold war espionage…. There's some incredibly fertile ground there, though you'd pretty much have to go with either San Francisco or New York to maximize your potential. Maybe you could play as Truth in his younger days.


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No reason you can't do both with a fish-out-of-water story.

Albuquerque

I've been to London and it would be horrible as a setting for a GTA game, Dublin just seems like a comfy place so that wouldn't work either, Amsterdam is just a boring shithole which does have crime but it's pesky shit like almost legal drug traffic, nothing serious like in the US where niggers shoot each other on a daily basis.
Moscow does seem like an interesting pick but it honestly wouldn't work as a GTA game because the devs would just make extremely stereotypical characters that squat in track suits and say retarded shit in heavy accents that will become maymays later on instead of having characters that actually behave like Russians.

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It should take place in 1910's Texas.

He started it.

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I agree, especially after they got rid of all that racist shit.

London.

From most wanted to least:
Shit tier:

Frankie jokes aside, a Trailer Park Boys type setting could be interesting and hilarious if done right.

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No matter where it takes place, I won't be able to play it. Rockstar games control like shit. The button mapping is bad, there's always a delay (presumably to show off their "realistic animations"), they never let you remap the controls, you have to spam A to run in [CURRENT_YEAR], and the PC port that will inevitably allow for rebinding always comes years after the console release.
I want to get into their games, but I just can't. Whoever is in charge of how Rockstar's games controls must have three hands or something. The only Rockstar game I could play was L.A. Noire, because the action is infrequent and skippable.

Already done. Vice City was fantasy Miami.
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Why would you play in a shitty racist place like that?

Far Cry 5 takes place in Montana, which isn't much like Oregon at all. No hipsters, redwood forests, or coastland.

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Antartica

70's italian action flick in Sicily.

Expect for the guy who said that fundi Christ fags where the good guys.

Fundie as an insult has been making a comeback lately.

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Jerusalem would be fun. You could either join the terrorists blowing shit up or help the juice if you're so inclined.

Or Pyongyang. Where you would have to play a lot of the game on bikes because cars would be rare and thus hard to steal.

would play 10/10


excellent ideas. Would love a fully redpilled take on the middle east

My first choice would be an expanded Vice City since it's so perfect for the roman numeral, but my second choice would be Australia. Not even joking, a GTA set in Straya would be fun as hell.

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Cuba is 90 miles away thats not too far.

I was thinking something like El Paso. Border town something or other.

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Truly now they are free and their utopian society can now begin.

Maybe he's a person with good taste or someone who played far superior campaigns like all the previous ones

Mars.

'''Future" Theft Auto.


Heh, why can't we get more games with elephants or even fantasy open world game with more strange animal mounts as "vehicles."

A toilet, because that's where shit belongs

Seoul and then you can fuck shit up in the DPRK

Washington is a shit city though. It's swampy and awful. Why would anyone ever want to play a game based there?

We're already getting Vice City for VI, but I think Chicago would be a fun city to get the R* treatment for the next outing.

Even though I'd much rather prefer VII gives us all 3 cities, 8 playable characters and set it in 1997 like the first game did.

Chimpcongo or Detoilet. Even with a setting so piss easy to exploit, they'll fuck up.

Washington DC? I didn't think anyone actually liked that place. Nuke the site from orbit.

New York, Boston and Philadelphia elites should have just flipped a coin instead of building a new capital.

But it WOULD be an original choice OP.

all good answers. also, the 60's London thing is nice as well

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Europe.
Enough ping ponging around America.

moscow, I would love slavic shenanigans that are almost parallel with real life multiplayer would be insane

As long as the anachronisms aren't too pointed. GTA games (at least from 3 forward) were very zeitgeist, although Vice City didn't do too bad. I never played SA because it never worked with my ATI vidya cards

Washington would be fun story wise.

GTAV had a shit campaign, fam

Las Venturas, set in the late 1960s. An expansion should take place in the mid-to-late 1980s and the overhaul of the boulevard.

They could basically make "Martin Scorsese's Casino: The Game" and I'd be perfectly okay with that.

GTA's done, as far as I'm concerned. I want them to adapt the gameplay to more new settings, like science fiction.

Consider the following: It was a very, very long series of very, very short, semi-interactive teasers for an immersive grand heist simulation that will never actually be made because it would be too in-depth for consoles and might take some actual sense of game design to create.

All those are actually creative ideas, though

well, I would say modern London would be the most interesting location they could put the game in. Anything out of England or US I think is really not realstic, Mexico is out because Red Dead already does Mexico, and everywhere else kinda already has been done by other games. I think Detroit would be a great location, but most people might not be compelled by it. Something historical would be intresting, but I don't really think Rockstar is going to pull a Mafia and go to the 50's or 60's. A modern London setting is in my mind the most possible place, either that or Las Vegas again. I think GTA needs change and the dev's realize this, along with the fact Las Vegas isn't relevant like it used to be.

GTA V had potential and blew it: the "everyone betrayed each other and got indignant when called out on it" part was good, the part with Michael having to put up with his slut wife and entitled shit kids was either boring or frustrating. If the game would have had them setting up 12-18 heists while the city devolved into further chaos and showed it, the game would have been an epic for games.


Yes. The UK needs the GTA treatment.

A GTA Game that takes place in the 1960s would be ideal. There's so much Rockstar could parody there, hippies high on LSD, people paranoid about Commies, war protestors.etc

Plus imagine how great the radio music would be.You can have a Garage Rock/Proto-Punk station, a late 50s early 60s Swing station, a classic rock and roll station, psychedelic rock.etc

I think Rockstar already said it might take place in Hong Kong though

this is GTA, not Mafia.

Fucking nice

It would basically be Mafia if Mafia was made by Rockstar. So similar but a better map, better cars and more "polished" and also not as shit

Prison. Include a break with jacked police auction car

It will work if you make one stereotypical racist white guy who hates women and have the protagonist roll his eyes at him.

I think New England would be cool. or Australia

If we're going by what locations allow the most parody material then Vancouver, Canada would be a fantastic choice.

TLaD and TBoGT were exceptions mentioned to be never done again
Not happening

At least VCS had a trailer park.

That could work with Mafia if they haven't completely written off the franchise after niggerizing it and killing the gameplay. Hopefully if they did that, they would go for something over the top instead of just ripping off Oceans 11, but in this day and age it wouldn't surprise me if they did.

Oregon isn't known for Redwoods, that's California.
Oregon isn't even "The Evergreen State"

Oregon is known for beer, cucks, farms, Mt. Hood, Portland, and Eugene.
Even Kindergarten Cop does a better job depicting Washington than Oregon despite being set in Eugene.

Whether it's known for it or not, redwoods grow along the coast from northern California to Canada.
Honestly, Seattle would be the ideal Northwest location, since it's the biggest city in the region and has a much higher amount of cringeworthy hipster shit to parody.

ITT: Jew* runs out of ideas and instead of coming up with something original on their own gets autists to do their job.

You can't be stupid enough to really believe that.

Europe wouldn't work. Can't wave a gun around without getting shot by a police sniper.

No 2nd amendment.

You won't believe what kind of stupid shit Pajeets does for minimum wage.

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Shilling isn't the same as trawling the Internet for ideas.

There won't be a GTA VI atleast not in the next 25 years

Take it to the toilet.

Both cost as much money. The site I have given you also offers other services. Make the shit thread and let Agent Neerav monitor it for you. Done.

The people who look for ideas are the ones who are going to implement them. Pajeets don't have that authority.

Nah, if it's going to be Ireland then set it in Belfast during The Troubles. Whole neighbourhoods controlled by armed militias, riots commonplace, army patrolling the streets as if they were in 2003 Baghdad, arms and drug trafficking, communists dissenters, nationalist parades, terrorism and great music no matter what decade is chosen. It's probably too touchy a subject for Rockstar to go near though.

Been there, done that.

The Getaway did it better.

It's going to be Vice City, Rockstar hasn't had a GTA in any another location than LC, SA or VC since 2001

No it should be in BALTIMORE

Speaking of which. How does Miami fare these days? Did it became a cultural shithole like L.A.?

Didn't they have one in medieval Jerusalem?

Sleeping Dogs was a good Chink version of your idea.

Nigga, are you retarded

No that was some crap called assassins creed, thankfully that series is long dead now though.

I don't understand. What's the difference?

No cars.

But the horses work exactly like the cars so, again, what's the difference?

Forgot webm.

They won't spend big $$ on a period piece. Audiences are more narcisistic than ever and want a sims game about their own reality.
Even WatchDogs2 coula been a great near-future game but instead, we get modern SanFran.

Maybe Rockstar could fund some other group to make it like they did with LA Noire.

pick one and only one

The multiplayer is the only fun part of gtav.

Save for Frankie, there's like fuck all here though. It is enough of a desolate hellhole though, so it might work

The campaign was fucking garbage and that is ignoring the potential it had.


Even if the story would have needed them to give it back, they could have still kept it for a while and showed the resulting chaos, instead we get ten missions planning a heist only to get no reward whatsoever, only a shitty gag.

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GTA Australia

Eastern Europe would work really well.

I thought about Dallas and Ft. Worth area in Texas until I remembered you'd probably playing as an illegal Mexican mafia immigrant.

It's time for GTA to join the Jihad.

someones already making a GTA clone set in Adelaide. thisisradelaide.com.au/rad-life/2017/3/23/grand-theft-adelaide-the-p-platers-a-videogame-about-adelaide-hooning

season 4 of bojack looks intense

It should take place in Canada.

Picture the challenge of getting up at 6 AM and starting your car to warm it up while you do a minigame to de-ice your car windows. You have to do this for every car you steal, and cops don't come after you because they're stuck in traffic. You also get to simulate waiting in a huge drive thru line up at Tim Horton's for coffee

This is actually why nobody steals cars around here

Why do arabs hate jews if they have better living conditions than them? What the fuck.

You also need to take the cars you stole to the shop in order to get snow tires fitted, that is if you dont crash on the way there.

How the fuck do you people deal with all the annoying, bullshit work that cold winters force on you?
t. Floridafag

same way we deal with humidity and mosquitoes and shit probably

Washington D.C. wouldn't be such a bad location because it's a crime-infested chocolate city with a lot of monuments; during Obama's tenure, drug dealers would sell crack a stone's throw away from the White House. Perfect for satirizing the American ideal.

Or else, Mitchell, South Dakota would be a great location too. I'd love to see the Corn Palace rendered in Rockstar's state-of-the-art proprietary engine.

how about this:
but if you like to move by not walking HellA has everything form bikes to hover cars to tanks to power armor
good luck here in this hell Merc
this is Jim form the HellA life guide getting off
pic 1 one of the The Patrician head solders
pic 2 is what happens when a good genedoc works on you
pic 3 is everyday at The Patrician house and many other houses too.
pic 4 is your regular guy at the corner in HellA
pic 5 is what HellA looks like on a calm day not seen are the fire fights between the blocks and the war zone like ground levels
and the under city is like big dark creep fulled subway tunnel that's fucked and really dark and the city is on fire most the time.

Since they're doing city revisits it's just gonna be not-Miami, but I deeply hope for Carcer City aka Detroit

what the 5 pic is not there sorry merc

I want to play as two people in the next GTA
A husband and his wife, like Bonnie and Clyde. And they do heists right this time

Staying inside?

Pull a cawadoodee & suddenly have the next one take place in space.

I never knew how badly I want a game like this. Good job, user, for putting your autism for a good cause.

They could do it with sackville, halifax and maybe sydney all jammed into a condensed map.

Halifax would work better since it has its own mafia already running amuck.

In Jerusalem, there's this fancy mosque that is the third holiest site in Sunni Islam, which is the branch that Jews and the West really hate. There's a little wrinkle in it, though, because this mosque happens to be built on the grounds of where Solomon's Temple was before it was destroyed by the Romans. It also happens to be the holiest site in Judaism. After WWII, when Jews were displaced, the UN drafted up a plan to divide up the territory and have a third party control this rather sensitive territory, but the Arabs wanted complete control because that's how it was. They thought they could easily wipe out the Jews and reclaim the territory, but they ended up fucking up every time they attacked and lost a bunch of land.

I talked to my Canuck cousin about car theft and the habit of leaving cars unlocked despite being in the city. He says that homeless people have rummaged through his car on several occasions, but that there isn't anything of value in his car and that if the homeless person does take something, he likely needs it more than he does. I can't tell whether he's fucking with me or not, but the cars being unlocked is fairly consistent.

FUND IT!

Pretty much.

I live in Washington, and this city would be a really shitty place for a GTA game.
By law, no buildings may be taller than the Capitol building, which means the maximum height of any building is about 15 floors.
The city is also extremely tiny and mostly suburban in appearance. Furthermore, its road layout is nothing unique since the city was designed to mirror Paris.
Around the city are just suburbs and more suburbs. There's nothing interesting here.

The next GTA game should take place in Hong Kong, Beijing, Moscow or St. Petersburg. Mix it up a little bit.

Skyrim

Hi Sean.

I thought that no building could be taller than the Washington Monument. Is the Capitol really the tallest building in the district?

We manage. People complain about the winter a lot but the truth is we love the cold. It makes interiors way more comfy and cozy and gives us an excuse to be lazy when it snows so much we can't even get our asses to work or school.

It's already been decided, right?
>Grand Theft Auto VIce City

No, it's the Washington Monument. Though most constructions cannot be taller than 130 feet.

Conditioning and part of it are genes I guess. Couldn't deal with your bullshit high temperatures and humidity, meanwhile I can go outside in a T-shirt and sports pants around -10°C to get my mail in late fall/early spring no problem. Put me in a 30`C environment and I can't function at all, my brain tends to shut down in high temperatures. Shoveling snow is also good winter exercise.

Should make it take place in Texas. Have a large area with three big cities in a triangular shape, One has a lot of trees and people that don't speak English, One in a dry-hilly environment with military shit everywhere and the last being in a flat barren plain with scrubs.

I wish they'd do a liscensed spinoff with original voice actors and motion capture of mr lahey

>Drinking beer regenerates health like whisky in the Activision wild west game "Gun."

Next game could take place in Tokyo, at least then the map being a fucking island would actually make sense.

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Gunrunning soon, user!

If you want to suicide bomb white people so badly, just make a brown character in GTA Online

How come the only PS2 GTAs where you could swim had Black MCs, it doesn't make sense since IRL is reverse

S T O P worshipping a dead kike in a stick and start worshipping paganism instead

Vice City except it's expanded into a Vice State a la San Andreas. Instead of just Miami, the entirety of Florida is in the game.

How about I do neither you cuck

What's wrong with rural areas

70s Italy.

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good work

For a GTA game? Are you serious? They're all about dense cities.

It's in their holy book to do so.

I'm talking generally, as Urban areas are awful to live in

africa and specifically my country

This.

You can choose to be a communist terrorist funded by East Germany or a fascist terrorist funded by CIA. The 70s in Italy were cool as fuck. Corruption, cold war, maffia.

But I don't think R* cares about single player campaign anymore.

rest in peace South Africa and Rhodesia

Hitler killed a few million people in Russia though.

Fun historical fact they don't teach at school: German blitzkrieg in WW2 was done on imported fuel from America that earned the US oil companies billions

Superb taste.

London again

Fuck you make it sound even better

I don't give a fuck make it Vice City.

Other potentially interesting locations:

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It's on /vp/.
It's also gay.

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