♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

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I don't even know anymore.

Yare as a matter of fact I do daze.
You wanna have a peaceful, friendly, and meaningful dialogue to resolve our differences like civilized people, punk?

You can see this post three times if you scroll the front page.
It's completely pathetic.

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Maybe if you laid down in bed you could actually sleep

I have an extremely important appointment at 1pm, and I'm being picked up to go to it in 2 hours

Sure. What's the issue that you wish to discuss?

I don't actually know you.
I just see you around and know of you.
Having a problem would be silly.

I don't know you all that well either, Yan.
That's why i was kinda confused.

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Hey Holla Forums ! Your favorite Touhou or anime character wants to go on a date with you in the real world!
What would you do with her ? Would you show her around town ? Or spend time together some other way ?

both

How much prep time do I get?

As long as needed, but not long enough to where she grows impatient

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I wanna pet Ahagon-sama.

Does it have to be a date?

Hot damn I wanna guzzle a bottle of bourbon

Then it's decided, I'll pay for her ticket to go to Disneyland with me.

I drank like, a jar of tea.

thanks britain

We could change that.

Hi, I'm Yan, a Daoist, my favorite color is pink, my hobbies include vidya, chinese cartoons, horror movies, relaxing, and taking things apart and fixing them.

Ur welcome

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There's a fucking grasshopper stuck between my window and my blinds and it's making that sound and I wish I had an array of energy weapons to remove it.

Hahaha, holy shit I'm programming while I'm high and I programmed a problem that's fucking up my computer like a virus and now I got to undo it, shit shit shit

okay, no wait, it's cool, I got this

I am the virus

Really Senpai?!

which do you prefer?
green or black?

I feel neru levels of special right now and I'm not too proud about it

Black on the daily
green for a treat

Yes.

That little girl needs to learn her place, Jupiter is for adults only. Jeez

/delete

private void Form1_Load(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
Clipboard.SetText(pixiv.First());

}

Why the fuck did I code this? It makes no sense?

Please no toy with heartstrings

Hi, I'm Smiles, my favorite color is Blue or Green depending on the day, my hobbies include community service, church, Chinese Cartoons, vidya, and just chatting with friends.

I'm not much of a tinker, but I do have an inquisitive nature.

Its too late. I am in your directories. Multiplying.

*Noticesd some more*

oh?
so that's her name?

i should watch the show someday~

How did she age so fast?

Haram!

Oh, really? Thats cool! I volunteer at my Church's food bank every Wednesday and help prepare groceries and stock/sort food for the needy. ^^

L
E
W
D

Ham & eggs?

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agreed

kids can be gassy too

Uwah?

I didn't realise there was another thread.

Oops, I forgot you :x

*poke*

Are people in the other thing?

These genetically enhanced idols grow up fast, and die fast... have oyu not seen bladerunner?

Not anymore.

Scootalooo threads do that to you

Ouh

Oh that's really nice of you.
I help at my local food bank also, but not weekly. I mostly help with the rehabilitation centers that we are affiliated with, and a special needs facility for children.
I also teach a youth group at my church (children age 4-6)

I didn't know we were in the bladerunner universe.

I do this for a living. :3

We have a lot in common, weird. I didn't think we would.

Just waiting on Weyland Industries to form.

whole god damn hour before I get picked up and half to fill out a mountain of paperwork.

Quite serendipitous.
I don't know how we haven't ran across each other before. It's not like I've been secretive about it all.

These past few days though I've been a bit more selfish with my time because of my health complications, and just being over all exhausted.

I don't think it'll be that on the nose.

Stop watching Cancer moeshit Anime that panders to Gaben worshippers and pedos ikt,

Watch some gud anime like Cory in the House or Family Guy

Have you had your barium enema yet?

I don't like meeting new people and by occasional observation from afar I did not think us to be compatible individuals and thus found little point in engaging with you.

I suppose I should not judge a book by its cover.

What kind of paperwork?

A man can dream

I'm applying for neetbux today, or at least starting the process. I've got a solid case so I don't need to worry, it's just that I didn't sleep last night so I've been up since noon yesterday

You should apply for a job instead

So you said that you career has to do with helping special needs individuals?

Hell of a dream, love.

Is that like a funding program for NEETs? Because, like, I could use some money here.

This episode is fucking gold soto youre such a little bitch for not watching it

I dream in memes, everynight. I wake up with tears. And fears. Of.

youtube.com/watch?v=OW3q-fjIgAY

I'm applying for disability. I have crippling mental issues.

Good luck, I have the same, but no dice for me. Unemployment office fucked me over and I can't even afford a doctor to sign off on disability.

More annoying, they need to not be around

Yes, I help drug addicts in rehabilitation and work with special needs individuals out in their communities to help them work and develop skills to achieve goals and help them become more independent.

So tsundere :3

She was amazing.

Poetic.
Did you consider becoming a writer?

That's very kind of you. How long have you been doing it?

A few years.

Bby who said I wasn't watching it

Now move aside

That's really awesome of you.
I just started helping on my free time, and I'm mostly just there to be moral support at the moment.
Though I see others helping with childcare, and even detoxing.

Real big stuff what these places are doing.

I'm pretty sure the company I'm with now overclocks hours and pockets the extra money from the government.

But that's none of my business.

Hello

Hi

My old company did payroll for a company like that. Their setup was incredibly weird.

What are going on?

I hate this god damn phone

Yeah, mobile posting a shit.
Not much, how was your nap?

I got women up and I was hungry and pissed off so I ate and now I'm here

Woken

Goodnight.

Yeah, I hate when my mom used to do that when I was a kid.

Oyasumi

Happens too often
I just wanna sleep

Ohayou

Maybe you should try sleeping at night.
Like a normal person.

I would if my job wasn't such a piece of shit

Street-walking isn't a job, nigga

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gomen

Goggles and Subtle didn't even response

Once upon a time I dabbled
Unironically

This pacman show my nephews is watching is obnoxious as fuck.

Oh holy fuck that new one?
Ew, fucking gross.

It's making my eyes hurt

is that the one where he eats the balls and gets power ups

that's my favourite tv show

I'll response you

Get away Neko, run

Yes

I made him change it to home

lord betrayus is my favourite character

That movie scarred me for life.
I legit have PTSD and am triggered by slushy machines now.

I don't know who that is.

banners work

It's pretty good to me
The main girl is adorable and has god tier reactions perfect for capping

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Are you kidding me
It's shit, it's complete shit.
Do not cap that Bazinga perpetuating garbage.

It's too late

Kirei desu ne

The humane thing to do now is kill you.

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How will you do it?

Kindness.

Yo I was tcing with my friend and we got some chick to show tits

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You're too much of a bully to be kind

So you capped that right

I'm no bully, what are you talking about?

I COULDNT

I DONT KNOW HOW YOU SCREENSHOT ON A GOD DAMN MAC

IT AINT EVEN MINE

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Are you fucking shitting me? It's working?

Like this is the first thing I've accomplished in months.

Too bad, I didn't believe you anyway

Rem^3 :o

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

Wow fuck you subtle
Crunchies are gross
2much chocolate

Lies I have been a victim ;~;

Wow Ikt I was gonna link you the good megumin doujins

Not anymore nigga

Googel

I honestly can't believe the solution was that fucking simple

I have never bullied you or anyone else in my life.

How do you say "hey cutie" in dutch btw?

I'm so exhausted still. Feels like my head is going to explode too

hallo schatje

Drink some water and go back to sleep then.

STRANGER DANGER

Fuck off you nigger

Nogger

salty cuck is salty

That's pretty shady. lol

A lot of private Social Services companies are.

Jesus Christ

I have already processed over 33K shitposts today

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...He doesn't know, does he Welms?

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Awww, calm down Elma. It will be over before you know it. It's only temporary discomfort.

Your actual dad or just someone you call "dad"?

You will be fine elma

I'd hug Ikt irl ngl

I try not to think of them in that manner.

elma is fine

He will after tonight. fml

;~;

My father. I'm going over for a birthday dinner and to spill the beans.

I hope so. I'd like to tell him and my stepmom to their face but I've written a letter to leave with them just in case my cajones have shrunk too much (lol hrt joke)

Feminine peñor joke hie

glhf

Wa it, do your parents not know you've transitioned or something?

lol no. i mean, maybe? I don't think so.

Hmm. I've got no clue what to expect really. I was open about everything because I had to rely on my mom for it at the start. Everyone in the family knew, not that I was self mending though

The main one where I live recently allowed an angry attacker with a baseball bat into their facility, which was full of consumers at the time, and didn't report it.
A couple of heads rolled for that one.

I don't envy you at all and I'm not going to sit here and tell you everything is going to be fine either.
That sounds like it could be awful.

Thanks for being realistic about it. ugh

Perhaps I'm missing info yet again but this is none of my business I'm not understanding so it doesn't matter.

I don't see the point in building your hopes up for a situation in which you have no control over the response or outcome, which could potentially be emotionally devestating for you depending on your family's views, and I have no idea what those may be, and I'm not certain how they feel about you to begin with if they let you become homeless.
If they don't accept you though, fuck them.
You don't need them, and you never have, and you will always have people who love and accept you right here.

Well said

GO GET'M CHAMP

Waterboarding sounds pretty rad

¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡With mind bullets?!?!?!?

Wow this is how you treat someone that wants to high you?
Ungrateful bastard

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Can I waterboard you

I believe it.
He didn't attack anyone with the bat right?

Soto x Ikt seems pretty OTP.

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The logs must be filth

It would be cute ngl

k

no

-slap-

No, he just wanted to threaten an employee there who was having an affair with his wife, who also worked there.

oks

Sounds like a cuck

It kinda makes more sense why he was threatening the employee with a bat then.

You wake up and see this, what do you do

Nope, just black.

Yeah, the people in charge of the facility were fired for failing to report it.
I used to work there and it was fucking horrible.
There was one young man who was non-verbal and needed assistance going to the bathroom, he was trying to motion for his worker's attention to help him, but she was too busy talking to another employee and gossiping so he ended up going to the bathroom on himself.

That better not be cum.

Tell myself that it's a dream and try to fall back asleep.

Sounds like some of the people working there just have no business being there.

It's her drooling into your mouth

But I bet it tastes nice :c

Nope, they don't.
But people tend to only hire their friend and people they know.
A large majority of the workers in my field are black women, almost 93%.

I would drink her spit obvs

The fuck is wrong with you?

Questionable.

Quite a couple of things

It wouldn't be clear if it was cum..

I want her to sit on my face

You didn't choose the cholo life.

It's kinda ew anyway.

You swap spit when you kiss, what's the difference

I want Subtle to sit on my face

Did it choose me?
Damn

I wanna lick him all over :3

I'm the fucking biggest spoon there is.
Anyone who says otherwise is just salty.

What if she has cooties

MOM'S SPAGHETTI.

I'm salt free

Did you not get your cootie vaccine ?

If drolling into someone's mouth and a kiss is comparable in your mind, you're doing something wrong.

I've noticed that too. It's weird how accurate this stereotype is.

Well the quantity of saliva is different but spit ends up in your mouth either way..

Blacks trully are beasts

B-But he's not gay!

Tsuchi doushio

I want to go buy more cigarettes but I can't feel my legs

So if I punch you once or I punch you a hundred times, is there no difference?

I just woke up and did not think this through.

I tried to make that weed tea.
Just realized I got fucking vegetable spread instead of real butter.

So now I've fucked up

No

Go buy some American Spirits.

What kind of VegSpread?
Jesus Scan-chan. Soder.

._.

y-you'd do that for me !?

*gives cootie shots*

The cheap tesco kind.
So I just made the saddest joint ever and called it a day.

You dont seem to understand how cocaine numbs everything

Driving feels spooky cause I cant feel anything

I really want some Turkish royals tho

Next time. Do not fail me. Or else. You oudda da family.

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The fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck, I've processed over 110k unique shitposts. Who wants a big fat folder?

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I'll have that, please.

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Come on Soto

What did you expect?
I'm a absolute mess.
I thought dunking that shit in any butter and tea and BAM, I had potent weed tea.

It never works how I planned. ;w;

I may actually have to fucking FTP transfer this or IRC transfer it or something. This is going to be massive.

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Torrent

That is actually pretty dangerous, what if she shot her eye?

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Yayyyyyyyyyyy

This is going to take several days to process.

I can't believe I made this mess in a matter of 20 minutes...

Are you really giving my homeboy grief there, senpai?

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Whoa nice

That film is good too, enjoy

Hey this is gonna sound crazy but like my job is having a project going on where you ask someone to sit on your face and you try to determine if they taste good or not

Its for my job so help me out here fam

I'm at my friends seeing him mix and also using his laptop

It was free too
Dont judge me you white bastard

Okay Smiles, I'm going to have to ask you to ask your boyfriend if this is my first time doing drugs

P.S. I'm not Colbs

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I've watched it.
I was just linking someone to it.

Also
STALKER!!!!!!!!!!

I might create a torrent, we will see. Torrents scare me when I upload them.

Just do like three more lines for the hell of it.

Oh
Smiles? :3

Whatever works. dropbox a solution. Either way just keep chill and share when ready fam.

We finished the last bit of it
I bought beer and were almost done with that too

Buying a 12 pack of budlight platinums for a bunch of coke ain't too bad imo

No.

That's like for white trash that is trying to be fancy.

Aw
That would've been cute

I asked him, he said that you're still pretty green.

I'm home
and not proud of my lunch.

Doesnt soto also drink that natty ice? or whatever its called.
I hear thats pretty trash too

I just like the fact that its 6%

It was.

Just like the stuff we link each other ?

I think he usually drinks Mexican beer.

There's better higher ABV beers though.
Or maybe that's a Texas thing. Deep Ellum Brewer's is high ABV and cheap.

Subarashii ^^

Y-Yeah

She knows tho

Did you download it yet

No idea what the hell that means.

So, I'm gonna do it the slow way and learn how to roll.

But ywah, just woke up with a need to bully everyone. After eating a heapload of food and watching a lot of nonsense.

This file transfer is bottlenecking my system

You mean the chaos emeralds?

I can't into rolling. Hypermobility is a bitch. I prefer using a pipe.

Wow remind me to punch Tsuchi

Also have you ever indulged in the delicacy that is cocaine?

Show me your lunch

When we did beer bongs, yeah

Haven't heard of that one

There's like Bud Ice, Hurricane, Cobra, and all the other malt liquor beers

Other than that I can't think of any other ones

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She has no respect for human life.. but I still like her

Yeah
And not gonna lie, I watched it already

lol
Wonderful.

No. You'll make fun of me.

Aint that shit nasty tho?

Any black IPA is over 7% ABV too.

I meant about last night, and I figured.. You owe me dota and/or overwatch now for such heartbreak..

Shocking to think it's from the same guy as the god awful Railgun anime.

Is it that bad?

Fuck yeah dude
But honestly when you do beer bongs you dont taste shit
Just chug and try to breathe through your nose

It's Luka-tier bully worthy.

Mac and cheese with hotdogs cut up in it?

Oh
Yeah I DL'd that
My internet speed is like 100 down so it takes no time at all 8)

Waifu

shit is kek worthy

Oh, and ketchup covering it.

Let me move in with you, it took me 35 minutes to download a 2hu game just now that's only 548mb

Worse, lol.

Instant ramen?

Nope.
Friends have in the past though.

Subway.

Instant semen?

Nigga I wasn't trying to spend too much either

Fuck that
I didn't know he had coke until I got there so I was like fuck yeah cheap beer trade off

But I want to bully you till you can't hold it in and start leaking tho

Best feel

What were we even shitposting about anyway?

time to try for drunk

oh and tsuchi thanks for the movie tip, I enjoyed it.

see

McFucking kill yourself.

Go blow him for more coke.

Yeah, LBJ is great.

I threw myself off the CN Tower and missed.

That Cranson thing good?

Drive to Detroit and be proudly white there and it's the same as suicide.

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Do homosexigles normally make pilgrimages to there?

That's not even bad

I should slap you for being overdramatic

Naww man I ain't that desperate
He still has his pookie with a bowl in it but I dont wanna do meth rn lmao

Isn't Michigan full of Harambe?

What can I say.
I was in my high school drama club for a reason, lol.

harambe is everywhere

I just wanna pew pew ;;

Remind me to toss a spider on you when you aren't looking

this day we are all harambe

Harambe is disgusting.

Or I'll buy that instead too.
Always wanted to make the change to weed on my birthday.

It's great because no hangover and all day I was utterly pacified. No emoness, no bothering strangers, etc.

But all in all, I had a great day out; visited a few friends, saw my mate#s uncle, had coffee; got an interview for work... life is great :3

New.

I should re-take up airsoft and get my AK cleaned.