Swf thread

Post'em
These were taken off the internet by their creator during one of their many spergouts

Other urls found in this thread:

mega.nz/#!QIElFQQR!RIkaw3z4n_xiI-Y3N1M2kOJcjQ2E8Y--Y-Mxo5G4Z4o
volafile.org/get/Vv0Nu8mgl9Zz/v-12522447-FlashGames.7z
volafile.org/get/VvnpTL9BBLrR/Lewd Flash Games.zip
volafile.org/get/VvpV8PQykt97/flash pool 10.5.2018.7z
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

And the last two

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I only have porn

Thanks bro, I needed that.
Here, have an old favourite.

I didn't know you'd be able to fit all that in one .swf file…

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Glad, minus8 is shit.

I needed that, thanks.

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I didn't vomit, but I'm still not sure what to think.

Room escape games is the best genre.

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Here is the javascript for swf to work inside the thread.

if (typeof _ == 'undefined') { var _ = function(a) { return a; };}function setupSwf(thumb, url) { if (thumb.swfAlreadySetUp) return; thumb.swfAlreadySetUp = true; var swf = null; var spaceFiller; var swfContainer, swfHide; var expanded = false; var fileInfo = thumb.parentNode.querySelector(".fileinfo"); var mouseDown = false; function unexpand() { if (expanded) { expanded = false; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swf.src = ""; thumb.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; swf.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxWidth = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.maxHeight = "inherit"; } } function getSwf() { if (swf == null) { swf = document.createElement("iframe"); swf.src = url; swfHide = document.createElement("img"); swfHide.src = configRoot + "static/collapse.gif"; swfHide.alt = "[ - ]"; swfHide.title = "Collapse swf"; swfHide.style.marginLeft = "-15px"; swfHide.style.cssFloat = "left"; swfHide.addEventListener("click", unexpand, false); spaceFiller = document.createElement("img"); spaceFiller.innerHTML = "Loading..."; spaceFiller.src = 'data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAP///wAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAICRAEAOw==' swfContainer = document.createElement("div"); swfContainer.style.paddingLeft = "15px"; swfContainer.style.display = "none"; swfContainer.appendChild(swfHide); swfContainer.appendChild(swf); swfContainer.appendChild(spaceFiller); thumb.parentNode.insertBefore(swfContainer, thumb.nextSibling); } else { swf.src = url; } } thumb.addEventListener("click", function(e) { getSwf(); expanded = true; swf.style.position = "absolute"; swf.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; swf.style.display = "inline"; swf.style.width = "50%"; spaceFiller.style.position = "static"; spaceFiller.style.pointerEvents = "inherit"; spaceFiller.style.display = "inline"; swfHide.style.display = "inline"; swfContainer.style.display = "block"; swfContainer.style.position = "static"; swf.parentNode.parentNode.removeAttribute('style'); thumb.style.display = "none"; setTimeout(expand2, 100); e.preventDefault(); }, false); function expand2() { swf.style.maxWidth = "100%"; swf.style.maxHeight = window.innerHeight + "px"; spaceFiller.style.width = $(swf).outerWidth() + 'px'; spaceFiller.style.height = $(swf).outerWidth() * 0.75 + 'px'; swf.style.height = spaceFiller.style.height; var bottom = swf.getBoundingClientRect().bottom; if (bottom > window.innerHeight) { window.scrollBy(0, bottom - window.innerHeight); } }}function setupSwfsIn(element) { var thumbs = element.querySelectorAll("a.file"); for (var i = 0; i < thumbs.length; i++) { if (/(\.swf)$/.test(thumbs[i].pathname)) { setupSwf(thumbs[i], thumbs[i].href); } else { var m = thumbs[i].search.match(/\bv=([^&]*)/); if (m != null) { var url = decodeURIComponent(m[1]); if (/(\.swf)$/.test(url)) setupSwf(thumbs[i], url); } } }}setupSwfsIn(document);if (window.MutationObserver) { var observer = new MutationObserver(function(mutations) { for (var i = 0; i < mutations.length; i++) { var additions = mutations[i].addedNodes; if (additions == null) continue; for (var j = 0; j < additions.length; j++) { var node = additions[j]; if (node.nodeType == 1) { setupSwfsIn(node); } } } }); observer.observe(document.body, {childList: true, subtree: true});}

Forgot to mention, that it's not made by me.

When will Holla Forums allow html5 uploads like itch.io?

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To be fair, HTML5 doesn't have as much content available as .swf does

Recently the script stopped working properly for me, something CM did must've broken it because it now expands but doesn't play the file inline, requiring it to be opened and played in an external program or saved as usual.

the flashes just open normally in my browser, im using palemoon

I'm using vanilla firefox, works fine for me as well

Anyone have that swf of a rainy city with pretty anime(?) music? It was labeled "pixelart" when I saw it last.

I'd also appreciate that being turned into an mp4.

goddammit -8

Whenever I open a .swf file, it just asks me if I want to download it (and this repeats ad infinitum).
Happens on two different browsers, too, even though it used to be okay.
What the hell?

works with Pale Moon™
also get the standalone flash player

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So?

Should you just exclude everything that isn't the most popular thing? Why do we support webm when mp4 is more popular, or png and gif when jpg is more popular.

these just aren't doing it for me.
third was the least bad

maybe this?

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I didn't say that as an argument for keeping HTML5 off of the site, just saying that there is way less demand for it due to there being far less interesting shit.

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Anyone else remember this game? It was basically Worms with tiny tanks. You could play against bots or another human player.

Most of those don't work

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I have three more but they are too big.

Just post the baseball game with Pooh already.

read the thread you fucking faggot

this is why we need .swf thumbnails

Here, user.

I'l dump my copy of the previous thread soonish. Also mabye some other stuff.

1: can one of you faggots post the non hood version

2: can the entire modfag team UNFUCK THIS WEBSITE

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look on swfchan, you can find every zone flash there

wow dude

games are actually supposed to be a bundle of swfs.

mega.nz/#!QIElFQQR!RIkaw3z4n_xiI-Y3N1M2kOJcjQ2E8Y--Y-Mxo5G4Z4o

Here's the bundle that should have all the games + their dependencies.

requesting the battalion games

Previous Thread: volafile.org/get/Vv0Nu8mgl9Zz/v-12522447-FlashGames.7z
ExtraStuff: volafile.org/get/VvnpTL9BBLrR/Lewd Flash Games.zip , volafile.org/get/VvpV8PQykt97/flash pool 10.5.2018.7z

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İmplying

This.
It ruins the fun of changing filenames.

Rainy days, huh. Do you have a source for that? Or a means to webbum/MP4 it? I saved it the first time I saw it, but my comp converted it into a weird filetype.

well fuck that

Yea it's shit.

I could only find it on swfchan. You could try to deconstruct it. Ask /a/, if anyone can recognize the song, it's them.

Anybody have the latest update to that furshit porn game with the top down sort of view and the several toys you can use on the "siubjects". I ask because I know for a fact it got human subjects modded in which makes it worth trying out now.

How do I browse swfchan without feeling like a botnet is trying to capture my computer?

I should probably upload shit if I'm going to ask questions like that.

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Got it, thanks.

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uBlock Origin

It's called Rack by Fek, humans look atrocious in it though. Unless you're talking about the new one which I don't know if it's out, it's not flash anyhow.

I have them saved as dagobah but it was years ago that I saved these things so I can't remember.

I remember when that was embedded to the top of Holla Forums.

I'm using that along with Script Block. I'm still getting re-routes to bait sites.

And the one I'm talking about is Flash. I remember having it on my drive as an SWF.

ublock blocks the pop-ups for me

Do you really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

What browser are you using? No clue what do do otherwise. I pretty much blocked every script short of letting me browse the site. That's the game though. And looking at the human models forget I asked. Sorry to waste time.

Pale Moon

How the fuck?

Fugget then. To many sites refuse to work when I use moon. Is there an alternative site? One that doesn't try and infect my rig?

Autism.

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I am officially going to hell

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No alternative as far as I'm aware, swfchan is the biggest flash archive out there. I just tried uBlock on regular Firefox and it works too. What are you using?

Same. As well as Script Block. I have SDT with a bunch of mods. As far as I'm concerned I'm not missing much of similar quality.

I mean what browser

I said the same. Firefox.

Does anyone have that dune porn game?

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Is there doom?

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What do you guys reccomend to play .swf's?
Using Vivaldi as a browser.

Flash player so you don't have to play through browser. That's about it really.

why did it go back to this or is my browser just fucking with me?

Works fine for me. Try right clicking and opening in new tab. If that doesn't work change browsers or just download a Flash player to play the files without the need of a browser.

You know what time it is anons?

RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA
RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA

Has been a while since I played Fear Less. Shit is still addictive as fuck.

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It would be great if these games came with some directions, I can barely figure out how to get different scenes

look up some walkthroughs.

update flash maybe?

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to be fair how many people actually keep flash updated?

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This is useful, but I still wish we had thumbnails.

Fug, where does the time go? I don't even have Adobe Flash installed anymore for content creation, but the project file still exists on an external drive.

I really like that Go to Hell game, its simple yet its neat.
The game could be improved to being a puzzle platformer rather than just being a platformer with minor puzzle elements as it is now.

I wish someone would explain to me this sorceery. How is this running? Is it just the assets of the game, or is it running the original exe files. Did someone rewrite the now open source doom engine in what ever the hell flash uses?

id tech is the product of ancient game engine sorcery long forgotten, that's how.

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Night Rider Turbo has a really good soundtrack. Reminds me of MIDI/MOD tracker demoscene music.
I got 1.042km, what's your score faggots?

Works for me on Furrycucks, on a Chromium browser, perchance?