New details of Holla Forums's fav RPG game of all times
>Development began three years ago (2014). Ubisoft approached Nintendo with the proposal using the standard pitching process for a game to be greenlit at Nintendo. >Multiple Ubisoft representatives have claimed that to see prototypes of a Wii U version of the game at various points in development, suggesting it was once planned for Wii U. >While the game is being made by both Ubisoft Paris and Ubisoft Milan, the latter is handling the core creative direction.
>Nintendo has closely overseen the project, and their approval is required for anything concerning the use of their characters, but most of Ubisoft’s ideas have been met with little resistance. >In an early prototype, there was a boss battle against a Donkey Kong-themed rabbid, which has access to a pile of bananas it can use to replenish its health. Players need to cut off its banana supply to prevent it from replenishing its health before they can deal any real damage. The boss will dab periodically if it properly lands an attack. Once it is defeated, the Princess Peach-themed rabbid in the player’s party pulls out a smartphone and takes a selfie with the boss before it collapses.
>Each of the game’s eight playable characters has an individual skill tree through which they can develop their own special abilities. Each character starts with a base skill that they an later improve, and can also learn new skills. >Mario has a passive ability which enables him to automatically fire at an enemy if they enter his field of vision during the enemy’s turn. >Princess Peach has the powerful ability to inflate enemies using a foot pump until they explode. >Some skills are common across multiple characters. >The campaign is expected to be 20 hours or so long. >Sources recall indications that an online mode was being tested several months back, although this mode was inaccessible in said test builds. The full game will at least offer two-player local co-op. An additional “Arena” mode was also spotted in the test user interface, promising local co-op action.
>Amiibo support is planned. There is an apparent “Amiibo Machine” feature, but its functionality is not yet clear. >Multiple sources claim Ubisoft has been producing prototype figurines of some of the game’s characters.
>Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle was originally intended to be unveiled in January during Nintendo Switch Presentation 2017, but was pushed back to receive further polish and will instead be revealed at E3 2017. >The release date is currently scheduld for August, though it may slip into September depending on how the final months of development progress.
You know, something about this has crossed my mind: Why couldn't it have been a Wario game? As cancerous as the Rabbids are, there's at least some logical reasoning it works because both Wario & the Rabbids have crude humor. In fact, if Ubisoft went back & made the Rabbids to be what they looked like in Rayman 4 before it became the mini-game collection we know today, then it could easily work as a new 3D Wario game.
David Harris
Pretty sure they're named Ubisoft Montreuil (a town in the periphery of Paris) and that they're working on Wildlands.
Adam James
Reading this news still makes me disgusted the fact that Nintendo greenlighted this piece of shit. Why can't Nintendo make a good crossover that isn't shit??
1. Nintendo hates Wario like all of the other IPs that they left on the vault of theirs in the last 7-ish years. 2. Nintendo only like to use their safe IPs that will guaranteed sell millions of copies i.e. Mario, Zelda, Pokemon, and Nu-Fire Emblem Semi-Off-Topic: Why did Ubisoft changed Rayman 4 into the party game that is Rayman Raving Rabbids? Is it because they wanted to be a Wii launch tile or something?
Brody Mitchell
I believe it was the devs getting really excited about the motion controls and the whole thing snowballing from there.
Something like that. It's even more depressing when you look at the concept art of the cancelled Rayman 4 game before they went with Rabbids, but even that got more depressing when you play the Gameboy Advance Raving Rabbids. >Ly tells Rayman how the Rabbids used to be sweet, innocent creatures who were so kind the other animals made fun of them. Eventually the Rabbids could not take this anymore and planned their revenge. Seeing that backstory & looking at what the Rabbids are today is even more depressing.
it's honestly gotten to the point where I believe anyone who actually still supports Nintendo deserves this shit.
Kayden Rogers
Anyone who has ever supported Nintendo is a cuck, so they probably enjoy this.
Aiden Bennett
I can see it now, a ton of r34 pics where the rabbids rape Mario and Pals the same way Ubisoft is rapeing Nintendo's IP. All of this happens while Kimishima sits by and does nothing.
Ian Gutierrez
I can really get behind a shitty RTS-type game I'm not going to buy.
Jace Anderson
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Easton Thomas
Can someone explain to me why this is horrific, aside from that SJW add pictures?
Christian Wilson
To me it's a crossover absolutely nobody wanted and the base-game doesn't look promising, and Ubisoft clearly doesn't know what the hell to do with an IP like Mario with the shit they're adding to it. I personally doubt the story of Nintendo closely watching Ubisoft's actions on the matter unless we're going with the logic that whatever Ubisoft does with the Mario brand is entirely on their own heads, in which case all the cringeworthy shit mentioned like Rabbids dabbing or taking selfies is explained a bit more readily.
Liam Johnson
Everyone is a cuck. And when everyone is cuck, no one is.
Landon Wood
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Noah Bailey
user, you tricked me, "mario kart anime" doesn't exist Off topic sage
Dominic Bell
SHUT UP DAD AND GET OUT OF HERE. I'M TRYING TO SHITPOST. STOP EMBARRASSING ME LIKE THIS
Owen Collins
Hey, remember that one comic where Squirrel Girl reminisces about how they used to be just heroes fighting villains, and wonders why things got all weird? And now Squirrel Girl has lengthy discussions about gender-neutral pronouns with Galactus. I wonder if comic geeks are sticking with old comics the way vidya geeks are sticking with old games?
Hudson Phillips
user, it's confirmed to have turn-based combat. How do you have a game be real-time AND turn-based at the same time?
Gabriel Nguyen
Reminder.
Brayden Harris
There is no conceivable group this game was meant to appeal to. Anyone who had the power to stop this and did not attempt to should be blacklisted from the videogame industry
Matthew Reyes
Well there's pausable real-time I suppose, but yeah if they mentioned 'turns' then it's definitely turn-based.
Liam Allen
I still cant believe this is real. When I first saw that cancerous image I thought "this is fake" "it must be some old april fools joke" "it cannot be real". I cam to the realization that it was in fact real.
They say we are in the best timeline….. THEY WERE WRONG
Alexander Thompson
Remember balloon Mario and inflated Yoshi? Even the rpgs had Luigi inflated with water.
Henry Russell
Pausable real time isn't even close to turn-based.
Jason Wilson
I don't see how anything expressed in that image has any chance of being wrong
Jacob Martin
Has this project even been officially announced? Last I checked they were still seeking to get it greenlit and everything is "rumors" probably leaked to increase its chances of getting greenlit
Evan Hernandez
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Zachary Morris
I think its save to say that Nintendo had gone too far.
Benjamin Flores
Does MASH have the most depressing and suffocative opening ever?
Andrew Martin
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Austin Brooks
It's namely directed at the second post there (the other posts being there for context). If this somehow turns out to sell like mad amongst plebs, it could easily be another case of something like this.
Easton Reyes
Mash just uses the instrumentals, no way they were gonna make it as long as they did if they made their audience want to kill themselves
Benjamin Phillips
everybody in this industry should die
Tyler Gutierrez
A CONSERVATIVE WORLD NO MORE
Oliver Green
Mario+Rabbids, more like Mario+Shovelware
Zachary Carter
AND THINGS HAVE NEVER LOOKED BRIGHTER
Evan Martinez
oh user
Jason Hughes
OMG how many times would you sugarglaze an Ashley amiibo?
Adam Edwards
Why did you say shovelware four times?
Camden Morales
Why does Ubisoft think Rabbids will sell at all? no one liked these ugly fever dream fucks back in 2008, kids didn't like them when they tried bringing them back as Happy Meal toys in 2015 and now one is caring for this now. Who created the rabbids and why are they so obsessed with making those fever dream furballs popular?
Michael Flores
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Parker Price
They don't This entire affair reeks of viral marketing by a hipster dev who wants to make a name for himself by getting this project greenlit. This has never been officially announced.
Mason Hall
i would rather play a ShyGuy & Snifit RPG than this
Ayden Myers
One of the things that's has always surprised me over the years, is how it seems like the obvious crossover idea never happen. Why the fuck does a M&L RPG style game with Wario and Waluigi still not exist? Wario crossed over with Starfy for fucks sake.
Fun fact, one of those motion control prototype games they made was a dancing game involving the Wii Remote. It then evolved into Just Dance. Rayman 4 to RR Rabbids to JD, what a bizarre evolution.
Didn't even fucking know there was a GBA RRR AND it turns out to be basically R4. It reminds me of situation with Conker Pocket Tales (GBC) to Conkers Bad Fur Day (N64)
Ethan Brooks
well, I mean yeah
Austin Martinez
It must eat them up inside to see Dreamworks succeed with nearly the very same characters they've failed so spectacularly to popularize.
Benjamin Thomas
I imagine the people at ubisoft are fucking pissed they had Minions before Minions and it didn't take off as well as those little yellow buttplugs, and are looking to bring forth the EVERYDAY UNTIL YOU LIKE IT mentality of bilking your shitty idea onto a market. Rayman won't even get a cameo in this fucking game. They just want to shove their fucking pill shaped mascots down our fucking throats
William Nelson
Minions isn't dreamworks
Ryder Johnson
I think the two studios have merged now, but yes originally you're right
Nathan Sanders
They've all blended together in a sea of sameness it's hard to even care anymore.
Mason Ward
Minions are straining everyone's patience nowadays since they've been around for too long instead of just dying off quietly.
Eli Flores
It doesn't even matter at this point. Both studios produce nearly identical lookimg trash that's so painfully cliche and generic.
Grayson Torres
WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Gabriel Bell
That implies there was some kind mutual benefit there More like they just fucking bought Dreamworks and cannibalized them, like a larger tumor undermining a smaller one.
Jackson Reed
Fund it now.
Cameron Cruz
While technically not having their name stamped on it, they're owned by the same parent company who in turn is owned by FUCKING COMCAST
Connor Howard
its a dark comedy user, its not meant to be depressing. Its irronicly used by the M*A*S*H Unite to mock the guy for being a coward and pussy
Christian Kelly
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Easton Jones
I think at this point there is nothing Nintendo could deliver that could offset this.
They could announce all three of the above and it would still be a travesty in my eyes.
Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about it's fanbase Nintendo doesn't give a fuck about quality Nintendo only cares about Franchises, they have become the modern day Disney of the industry
It's so painful to fucking watch them do this to themselves. Would Iwata have wanted this?
Daniel Lee
Holy SHIT.
Jason Gray
Iwata was part of the problem. Nintendo has not changed at all, the mask just came off is all.
Anthony Phillips
LMAO at your lives
Gabriel Lewis
People need to stop dick sucking Iwata just because he said some sappy shit years ago. He MIGHT have been some voice of reason in some decisions, but overall he led us here and it went into overdrive as soon as he died.
Connor Wright
We're reaching levels of cancer that should not be possible.
Mason Brooks
no you dumb lolbert nigger Iwata was the reason nintrash was somewhat good.
Samuel Reed
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Adam Sanders
I ain't saying it's trying to be depressing, it just blows my mind that there's fucking Jpop in this movie.
Owen Myers
I'm thinking of giving my money to Nintendo this year. I see this amount of quality entertainment deserve reward.
Nathaniel Wilson
post your rare marty's then faggot
Luis Bailey
If the info OP provided about dev starting in 2014 (and Iwata died July 2015) then yes?
Christian Gomez
K I K E B OY S
Charles Flores
didn't marvel flat-out admit that their new SJW angle was a complete failure, sold like garbage and that they wish they hadn't done it?
Ian Turner
Yes, but then they decided that if they intensify the SJW angle the problem will be fixed.
Parker Ortiz
Did someone say rare Martys?
Charles Morgan
It's actually that Disney's CEO is running for President in 2020 (which will fail horribly because he is white and male) and wants to prove what a good liberal he is to future donors. Same with ESPN.
Logan Myers
Even though hes an ultrakike we should to meme him as the best choice
Win win no matter what
Ryder Green
here you go nigger, go to town editing these badboys
Luke Morris
oh forgot some
James Miller
Zero.
Ashley is for faggots.
Mona is the superior WarioWare girl.
Sebastian Barnes
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Nathaniel Johnson
To be fair, OP clearly states that Ubisoft approached Nintendo with the idea and did all the work, so outside of approving the idea, it's not really their doing. So let's not act like this game's existence is keeping Nintendo from working on something else. Sure they could have said no, but from a business perspective, why would they? It's another game with Mario's face on it, and one they don't have to make, to boot; it's another game for the Switch's first year; and it strengthens the relationship with a third party company (albeit a shitty third party company). Will the game be garbage? Almost certainly, but I don't see why it's worth getting worked up over. Go play an actual good game instead of wasting your thoughts on a shit one that'll be mostly forgotten a year from now. Hell, it will be forgotten by the time Mario Odyssey comes out. After Mario DDR, Mario Minecraft, nearly a decade of Mario and Sonic at the Olympics, and the complete bastardization of Paper Mario, it's not this is going to sully the "good name" of Mario. Sure I'd much rather have more Mario X Dragon Quest games, but hey, this is just one less game I have to play which gives me more time to spend on my backlog. Y'all niggas need to chill out and learn to find silver linings.
Zachary Peterson
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Nathan Collins
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Joseph Butler
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Robert Thompson
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Juan Adams
DIE YOU XENO LOVING SECESSIONIST!
Alexander Hernandez
ebin
Colton Scott
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Ian Bailey
Isn't that RAYSICT?
Caleb Robinson
They got the notion that the Wii would have appealed to broader audiences thanks to the motion controls, so they scrambled to make a tech demo of all the possible variants of Wiimote motions and used their prebuilt assets for Rayman 4. Also something something marketing the Rabbids to the increasing number of normalfags and soccer moms who get those movie references. I own the game, bought that piece of junk during release days because I wanted to try it out, it's really a poor man's minigame collection. It shows a lack of polish I've seen in very few titles, the controls are really unresponsive in some games and the Rabbids just look as if they've got missing animations - there's a running theme of having some minigames be on-rails shooters where you have to hit them with a plunger, but there's moments where they just kind of stop dead in their tracks and stare at the player to let him get the shot. By itself it's not a bad game but it's extremely forgettable. At the very least Rabbids Go Home was fun.
OOOOOOOO HOHOHOHO
They're hoping to bank on kids loving Minions. Wouldn't be surprised if they added a fidget spinner item in the game.
Liam Collins
Because Wario is too great for them.
Waluigi mixed with that funky dancer from Warioware.
Aaron Anderson
Now that ubisoft is on their side again how are they going to lick EA's ass?
Joshua Martin
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Sebastian Butler
Lyrics were written by a 14 year old btw (director's son).
Adrian Thomas
Some kids are really talented. Didn't David Bowie write some songs when he was a kid as well?
Adam Sullivan
fuck you so much
Christian Barnes
fuck you too
Ian Taylor
thats a loli
Isaiah Ward
Holy shit, I thought you were joking, then I read the article. God fucking kill me what is happening anymore.
Austin Moore
Diddy would whip out a boombox at the end of a level in DKC2. OH MY GOD
Ryder Nelson
Donkey Kong dabs in MK8 :^)
Jason Perez
That's a joke, right? right?
Caleb Perry
GOD FUCKING DAMN! Stop making me like this fish lip faggot dog!
Kayden Murphy
Nintendo died when Iwata died now it's just a former shell of what it used to be.
Jason Clark
Nothing a joke anymore user. Our reality has become a pope's law universe where nothing makes a single lick of sense.
Ryder Wright
All this shit would have happened with Iwata as well. He was there when amiibos were being shat out
Jose James
whats so shocking about hip new trends? its just the new rap music
Nathan Barnes
The even worse thing is you think like this today and tomorrow it becomes even worse
Robert Peterson
This could have been a strategy Mario rpg with 8 new friends developed by intelligent systems instead rabbids.
Brayden Rivera
No, fuck you those games dont sell. Rabbids sell.
Ethan Sullivan
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Hudson Morgan
What sort of giant faggots are you that nobody has set OP straight on what Holla Forums's favorite RPG of all time is yet??
Connor Flores
Really? But want if the normalfags think that the rabbids are Minion rip-offs since Minions are far more popular?
Justin Evans
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Adam Richardson
No shut up, Rabbids sell for sure.
Jace Rogers
fuck, at their height, no one ever liked those things.
Dylan Cruz
Mario x minions was a joke too.
Gabriel Turner
full pic pls
Anthony Cook
But you posted some Nintendo shit instead of Fallout: New Vegas. Also,
Eli Smith
thats not fallout 4
Luis Jenkins
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Nathaniel Rodriguez
Mass Effect crossover with Metroid. just kidding they'll never touch Metroid again.
Thomas Morales
Super Mario Wiki already has a page on this. I'm out of the loop, was this officially confirmed as not a hoax, or are they just being total Jewgold faggots?
Connor Reyes
This is fucking perfect
Nathan Nelson
HOW BIG IS HER DICK
Dominic Williams
Nintendo has had to increase production twice to meet demand. Nintendoomsayers are kidding themselves.
Matthew Wilson
Penny is the best girl, you fag.
Justin Thomas
t. Cody the nintendrone
Nolan Brooks
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Jayden Turner
To be honest user characters like vivian with the whole "being a boy, but choosing to be a girl" thing shows that the cancer had been there for a decade or more. It's just terminal now.
Parker Hill
True, but Vivian was more like an okama gimmick whose ability was that he would gross out enemies by kissing them, and western fans turned him into some sort of diversity icon, like those shits at the Mario Wiki who always post about "her" on the main page every damn week about how fucking amazing and revolutionary "she" was.
Still, come to think of it, Paper Mario was made by the same studio that made Fire Emblem right? Consider what they've become, I wouldn't be surprised if Vivian wasn't just an okama gimmick character to them.
Colton Harris
I wouldn't mind if Vivian kissed me
James Bailey
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Noah Green
The universe is transforming into a horrid parody itself. Up is down. Good is bad. Fuck it all.
I'm guessing you must have some sort of social insecurity to be sharing that out of the damn blue, you fucking reject.
Nicholas Peterson
Birdo.
Isaac King
worst artist
Cameron Perez
How long before the apocalypse will happen so that the human race can restart anew? I think our punishment is way overdo.
Henry Rogers
Both were. But Birdo really sold it with that one commercial.
Fuck it all tbh
Jordan Watson
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Nicholas Ortiz
Not soon enough. I honestly can't even be bothered to wake up in the morning.
tfw lived in San Francisco
Dylan Stewart
He means Poe's law you idgit.
Lucas Perez
World Peace was just the news and not comedy.
Jaxson Russell
So we all just gonna shitpost Garfield till we die now? Can't think of anything else to do other than wait for Sonic Mania
Grayson Campbell
As soon as europe takes over the middle east. so never
Carson Harris
I hate myself so damn much.
We deserve it honestly. But throwing Rabbids and Ubifag into the mix was just too cruel.
Evan Gomez
Dont worry, it gets worse from here.
Jayden Young
I enjoy sleeping because the nightmares i have always end.
Logan Lopez
Wanna know why God doesn't perform miracles anymore?
Jonathan Powell
I believe ya. And its not just that. It feels like things are turning into some sort of literal parody. Like you're seeing shit on the news and media that you think "this can't be real" or "this is too stupid to be legit", but it is. Like something you'd expect from a darker Simpsons. Its horrifying and weird at the same time. And its only made worse by how strange people are acting now thanks to an increase in celebrity worship thanks to Twitter.
Easton Clark
Why did you have to show me this? Seriously? Why do this to me?
I used to be afraid of going to sleep because my nightmares were gory or disturbing, but now they've actually become more tame and even when they're not, I genuinely wake up with a smile on my face now. That alone tells me how fucked shit is.
Ryan Cruz
Out
Tyler Moore
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one in the world who legitimately likes Garfield.
Fuck the haters the cartoon series was great.
Samuel Cook
There are actually people who hate the classic cartoon? I can understand hating the new CGI one, but the classic Garfield cartoon was a fucking gem.
Samuel Collins
Some people are just not ready to party.
John James
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Christopher Green
is there one with em punching a Rabbid?
Liam Adams
The problem with beating up a Rabbid is that they're still just as annoying when they're getting hurt in some way. It just means more fucking noise.
Josiah Bennett
I don't even get why they exist, they're like those stupid cut out photo singing chinchillas from those commercials a decade back. It's just ugly and weird for its own sake, it doesn't have any actual value.
Hudson Cox
Hey remember the Quiznos mascot
Blake Fisher
Remember the Crestor mascot?
Kevin Bailey
I think they were called "spongmonkies" or something really retarded, and they originated on rathergood.
Bentley Campbell
It's because marketers keep pushing it. No one actually likes them, these fucks are just so devoid of creativity but have such a need to have some sort of mascot that they see any waddling vague ball with eyes as a mascot.
The film industry pushed the minions hard because very tiny toddlers laughed at them in focus group tests and the Rabbids stayed instead of Rayman because it takes effort to build a lasting fanbase out of a hero character, and you need games and movies to do that.
Put simply, they latched onto Minions and Rabbids because of the merch and they have no other alternatives. It's the only thing they own.
Jaxon Myers
yes
Joseph Gray
But user, this is the best timeline. Because it's the only timelime left. All the other timelines were even worse than this and have already destroyed themselves.
Kayden Taylor
Holy shit. I remember seeing these on the net. These were nightmare fuel as a kid.
Grayson Young
It's like Majoras Mask with Memes™
Owen Gonzalez
Didn't subway make a commercial with these things? I don't know if it damaged the brand, but it definitely made me not want to go to subway.
Oh now that's all sorts of nothing that should stay nothing right now.
John Powell
feels good mang sage for smug
Logan Garcia
Here, have a better version version.
Charles Lee
Shit taste in /fur/bandu fam
This is why you should always meme responsibly.
Daniel Turner
I feel flattered to see my post made it in, but this just re-awakened my anger once gain.
Thomas Nguyen
THIS IS OUR PUNISHMENT!
Evan Nguyen
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Sebastian Bennett
Source for that cutie?
Aiden Perez
Reverse image search, newfag
James Edwards
I wonder how much dosh Viberzi has to dole out to convince someone to play the living personification of diarrhea.
Anthony James
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Grayson Foster
Your OC is shit and your jewtube channel reeks of redditfag cancer
Kayden Reyes
B-but its funny xD I hope this fails, I mean, rabbids hasn't been revelent for a while, so bringing them back with mario really seems desperate
Adrian Thomas
I mean it's not gay if they don't even have a lower half, is it?
Jayden Reed
That would be bad. Very bad.
Tyler Nguyen
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Ryan Jackson
What mask transformations will we get?
William Green
user e mouse leejun and Bane I'd assume.
Jason Foster
Yes and these bastards are making things worse by doing so.
Gabriel Jones
Jesus saved us from sin once and look what we have become since. The fires of hell are too good for us. Our punishment is lying in the bed we have made for ourselves.
Carter Adams
Need a real source before I can get cancer from this
Connor Adams
Would you fuck colon-tan?
Grayson Mitchell
it goes
Ryder Martinez
This. If the game is good, then it's good. If it's bad, then there is still going to be Mario Odyssey, which most people are going to be playing. Mario has survived having mediocre side games before and this isn't the first time Nintendo has licensed Mario to another developer to make some extra cash.
Mechanically speaking though, it doesn't sound too bad. I think Holla Forums just hates the fact that Ubisoft is trying to force the Rabbids down our throats again.
Parker Edwards
THESE FUCKS DON'T EVEN PLAY THE NORMALFAGGOTRY THAT IS MARIO HOLYSHIT. EVERYDAY THEY MANAGE TO PROVE THEY KNOW LESS AND LESS ABOUT VIDYA
Grayson Thomas
Is that a slime or some weird fleshy monstergirl with a mouth pussy?
Joshua King
>Ignoring the smartphone shit in a fucking mario game
What in the fuck?
Isn't common knowledge that they provide significantly than the expected to demand so they can "sell out" thus driving up demand and selling more consoles?
Adam Clark
It is common knowledge that they initially undershipped the Wii because the Gamecube didn't do so well. However, with the Wii being a success they had no reason to undership the WiiU but they did anyway thinking it would drive demand (similar to the Wii at the start of it's lifespan before it got games). Instead all it did was reduce the amount of WiiUs in circulation until it was too late to recover due to competition and nobody wanted to develop for a console nobody had.
Considering the Wii U was just a slightly more powerful Wii with a tablet they probably should've had some games lined up for it but they forgot to do that too because
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface Consuming, confusing This lack of self control I fear is never ending Controlling I can't seem To find myself again
Benjamin Robinson
To be honest in both the Pokèmon GO and this shit's cases, it was a western developer who borrowed their assets. Given that the Switch will probably only have a bunch of first party titles and barely anything but indie games and shovelware, Nu-tendo is more than happy to let a known developer make a game for them regardless of what it is.
Josiah Watson
post your dick, user :3
Luis White
Real helpful there, nigger.
Isaac Cruz
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Bentley Martinez
how you can tell that someone has never been on an imageboard before
Gavin Lewis
I'm laughing at this shit right now, but it's not the laughter that happens when you're happy or find something funny, but when you find something so horrible and wrong that your brain has no way to react to it so it chooses the least fitting expression possible. It should be fucking illegal to allow Ubisoft to make video games.
Robert Gutierrez
There's more than just google images
Luis Gonzalez
It honestly surprises me how many anons don't know about that thing's existence. Perhaps there's just that many newfags around. I've known about it for years.
Levi Ross
In time, user, furries will become the face of Christianity, as well as sluts. Black people will start supporting while supremacy. Feminists will center their agenda around how NOT raping a woman is sexist.
Check my dubs for confirmation
Evan Cox
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Adam James
What's wrong with Prince of Persia? I watched my friend play it when it was new and it seemed pretty much the same as the others
John Gray
I remember this flaming faggot. Nightmare fuel indeed. I liked some of his vids
Adrian Foster
Even worse, bosses at ubisoft were sold on this pitch as well as nintendo, since the game was greenlit. Nintendo was okay with this.
Logan Hill
Nice maymay amaygo.
I can't say I am disgusted since the feeling I'm currently feeling is unlike any feeling of displeasure I have ever possessed. Its a feeling beyond disgust, regret, anger, everything. I have no words to describe just how utterly sickened and dismayed these images have made me. If anything I now have a strong urge to push a big red button and not even care what happens.
Yet nintendofags will still deny it up and down that their precious company loyalty is absolutely meaningless.
Lucas Foster
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Lincoln Lopez
Its the only solution really. Saving the world is like patching up holes in a sinking ship.
Xavier Long
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I WISHED FOR "BUNNY-GIRL PEACH"
Benjamin Perez
the girl you have vs. the girl you want
Aaron Cook
Can't deny that, it's too true and it fills me with despair
Matthew Smith
I wanted the Bunny Mario powerup from SML2 back and instead I get the worst possible option
John Bell
absolute cancer
It does
Nolan Bell
We could have had a paper mario game with the villains as the main characters trying to set shit right and beat a new big bad because it's stealing their limelight and they're bored without mario and co. to pester all the time
John Sullivan
she seems like a annoying shallow bitch anyway, she's probably doing it for cheap so she can claim she's a "tv star"
Aaron Williams
You mean we could have played as The Koopa Bros. and Kent C. Koopa?
Lincoln Kelly
why even stay if you don't like her? >inb4 because sex
Adrian Martinez
Thicc
Jacob Young
Omari, is that you? just leave her, man
Kayden Smith
I would've actually bought a console in a new f-zero was released on it and I haven't bought a fucking console in ten years
what the fuck is this shit
Aaron Lewis
Is that Mario hitting a bong?
Liam Hughes
Why did you bump this thread?
Hudson Nguyen
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Liam Campbell
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Ryder Cox
It's not really Holla Forums's fault though, the Switch is the only thing to talk about right now.
James Morris
Don't jinx things harder than they've been jinxed already.
Jason Martinez
So why is dabbing even a thing?
Luke Adams
Jews.
Ian Carter
Normalfags. They always have the shittiest memes.
Landon Wilson
rare mharti
Julian Campbell
I don't even know what it means
Sebastian Cruz
Me either.
Robert Watson
heating up something metal and pressing it against weed/oil and inhaling the fumes
Owen Bennett
Nice
Ian Murphy
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Wyatt Hughes
The only good thing that will ever come from a Mario x Rabbids crossover.
Cooper Howard
Really actives my almost how this thread has been here longer than a week, but this archive.is/95vGd thread gets spammed to hell and goes to the bump limit in less than a day
Nathaniel Russell
Don't worry Holla Forums. Soon it will all be cleansed.
Gabriel Lopez
D A B holy fuck i can't believe this shit jesus fucking christ just pull the plug now i can't handle this living hell i can't escape from it oh my sweet christ it's not worht it anymore please just please end it this instant this cannot continue seize the means of production heil hitler the worlds are colliding the cycles are merging the end is nigh
Ryan Price
I expect more of "real" bunny girl peach pics to counter the travesty on the left once it hits.