Fullderp: Weedie edition

Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!

Of course. If we've got a champ, feel free to come in and watch and give him something when he calls for a new team. No experience necessary, and everything's done in-browser.

When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in OU unless he specifies otherwise.

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Showdown:
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The Rules:
Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING.
1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match.
2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.
3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall.
4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed.
5. If someone re-suggests before 15 minutes have passed since their last request, the champ must ignore it.
6. The champ should replace re-suggests with fresh suggests that come in later.
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Pokemon Premades:
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Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog!
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/roomvoice (username)
This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat.

Protip:
Use [code] tags for your sets.
It makes it easier for the champ to import them.

OP Copypasta:
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Just copy and paste!
Reminder:
Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!

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Current status:
I AM THE CHAMP

In other news:
REST IN PEACE BATON PASS
1995 - 2017

I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING A THREAD
BAD TIMES EDITION BECAUSE OF BP SANSFAG

In other news; any mon that will give the opp a BAD TIME named NO MERCY

also
Gets me every time

Newfags get out. Leave the threadmaking to people who know what they're doing.

Here's a shitmon you can give to the next chimp you fucking furry faggot:Chara (Dusknoir) Ability: Frisk

Kris Kringle (Delibird) (M) @ Charcoal Ability: Vital Spirit EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fling - Recycle - Present - Bestow

Rip batons (Malamar) @ Life Orb
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Topsy-Turvy
- Light Screen
- Reflect
- Superpower

Something that covers a crippling weakness in your team. If there isn't one, then something that can haze phase spin or fog. Do not make me regret being merciful.

Magnezone @ Normalium Z
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Psych Up
- Thunderbolt
- Iron Head
- Signal Beam

this is really good if opp doesn't have entry hazards. Basically, sturdy guarantees you can psych up and restore to full, reactivating sturdy. It's like an all grown up magnimite or something.

resugg
RIP Balk Fetus (Chimecho) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Dazzling Gleam
- Cosmic Power
- Rest

Skip if something fresh comes up

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Need one more.

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Turn 12
The opposing Dugtrio used Earthquake!
[RIP Balk Fetus's Levitate!]
Turn 23
The opposing Dugtrio used Earthquake!
[RIP Balk Fetus's Levitate!]
BLUEZARD 97 forfeited.

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Need one more.

Hey champ, if you'd like to, could you replace NO MERCY if a new sugg comes up instead of the chime? Chime seems to be doing more work and also NO MERCY a shit.

ditto named: Need two more.

here, maybe slightly better


Magnezone @ Normalium Z
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Psych Up
- Thunderbolt
- Iron Head
- Hidden Power [Ice]

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Nobody saw that.

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All I wanted was his Sticky Web but he gave me the whole match.

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nastly plot mismagius with LO

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Fucking
how did I win this?

Muh variable amount of time
NEW CHAMP

I am champ. Anything goes.

cancer mancer (Celesteela) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Protect
- Leech Seed
- Toxic

Mega Man (Mew)Shiny: YesYou know what to do.

AG is really fucking boring
ahve a really fucking boring mon

Gengar @ Gengarite
Ability: Cursed Body
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Taunt
- Destiny Bond
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball

teehee (Shaymin-Sky) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Air Slash
- Seed Flare
fill in the other 2 slots, or don't since I don't see you needing anything else

Don't fuk muk (Muk) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Poison Touch
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Minimize
- Pain Split
- Shadow Sneak
- Focus Punch

Band Dugtrio

Give it Mimic, if it's a Move you haven't already learned and is in Mew's Movepool keep it and repeat until 4 moves gained?

give it aura sphere, add a move from every poge mew kills

That works much better actually.

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W E W

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Intermission.

I-I hope she responds

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Reported

peach rolled.
I'm champ,gimme shitmons.

Any cute female mon named PokeGirlKimberly

Naturally Skilled (Cinccino) @ Choice Band
Ability: Skill Link
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Bullet Seed
- Rock Blast
- Tail Slap
- U-turn

MUH BOLTBEAM (Tyranitar) @ Expert Belt Ability: Sand Stream EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpA Brave Nature - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt - Ice Punch - Thunder Punch
Change ability and EVs if you don't like them, I just took the smogon distribution.

Any stage 1 pokemon that you think Preschooler(M) might use

Zoroark named PokeGirlKimberley's Lover.

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weedie(specs weedle)

I am spending my sugg for you to ignore this shitmon.

That's not how it works.

Sugg trade funds terrorism.

Who said so?

Refer to the rules.

SoulFinder: Can someone please give me a hand
Jmrs $$: ty
%Lionyx: what do you need help with SoulFinder
SoulFinder: Some people won't shut up in a battl
SoulFinder: battle*
SoulFinder: Weren't invited or anything.
SnapEasy☁️: SoulFinder click battle options and you can do ignore spectators
SoulFinder: I did
SoulFinder: But she promoted them ALL to +
SoulFinder: She just made the room hidden
SoulFinder: Here's the uh
SoulFinder: Link
SoulFinder: play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7anythinggoes-583386516

Dhelmise @ Darkinium Z
Ability: Steelworker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Switcheroo
- Swords Dance
- Anchor Shot
- Power Whip

Save those screen caps, this is a story that you should tell to your grandchildren

Rules say nothing about it.

Exactly.

...

That means its ok

I am a suggester too. I veto a sugg by spending mine. Champ can't edit that.

This is not how any rule set works for any game.

I DIDN'T SAY THIS

Nothing about it is against the rules. Its a valid action.

The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle.
The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission.

You can't sacrifice your right to suggest in order to get the champ to skip someone's suggestion. That's not how it works. At all.
If champ doesn't like it, he can call new team after two or three games.

I spend my resugg to veto your sugg and all future suggs you ever make and make this post unvetoable

Where does it say that?


Fair enough

Unless you actually plan on doing that individually that is not how it works as you only get 1 sugg per 15 minutes.

The rules don't say you can't veto posts in advance :^)

Yeah but that was still one sugg. It just had multiple clauses, it's like how a mon gets 4 moves.

oh and resugg I veto this post


They actually do. You can't sugg more than 1 memes per post. If you could then chimps could get whole teams from 1 post.


You can't sugg things in advance. Its against the rules.

This isn't a fucking lawyer's handbook. It's a thread where we shitpost on a Pokemon simulator. We don't have retarded rules like that specifically outlined in the OP because we can't assume people like you are going to do something so moronic.
If you want me to point out a specific line then here:
Weedie is a legal Pokemon that was suggested within the first six suggestions.
Now that I've pointed out why Weedie has a spot on chimp's team, would you like to point out the spot where it says a suggestion maybe be used to invalidate someone else's suggestion? Or was that a rule you made up on the spot?

You can't do that, my post was unvetoable, that means any and all veto attempts fail on it.

A veto isn't a mon though

You can't sugg in advance. That has been already established.


Those rules are for the champ. There is nothing against the rules about vetoing. He has to follow my sugg.

Why even argue? I count at least five suggestions.

I said memes not mons.

But champ said "gimme shitmons"

If you really want to defend this position:
'Veto' isn't a legal set that one can use on Pokemon Showdown and thus your suggestion needs to be ignored in favour of suggestions that are legal Pokemon Showdown sets.

Then you better get on it tard.
Either ignore all rules or make a new one to sate your autism about sugging shitmons.

ITT: Talmud scholars in the making discuss whether they may press elevator buttons on Sabbath

Consider suicide, holy fuck.

What even is all this, please stop fighting friends

You do realize you're being mocked for being unable to fully understand the three or four lines in the OP explaining how the game works, right?

what is wrong about sugging shitmons?

While you guys are bitching, have a sugg:

Lelemental (Rhyperior) @ Life Orb Ability: Solid Rock EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Fire Blast - Ice Beam - Thunderbolt - Surf

The rules say champ only need to add 6 legal mons to his team.
They don't provide a guideline for sugg. Since I vetoed a sugg that means he can ignore my mon and the one I vetoed.

Doesn't sound very kosher to me

Fuck Newfags: Just go and create chatiderp I wish you all the luck
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WELL GUESS NONE CAN ARGUE WITH THOSE NUMBERS

(checked)
Nice.

I honestly can't believe you're actually unable to comprehend this line but this feels too genuine to be a trolling attempt.


Thanks, doublesatan.

VETO (Cofagrigus) @ Focus Sash Ability: Mummy EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def Impish Nature - Knock Off - Disable - Haze - Memento

Hey I'm gooby: Can't find showdown's IP address and server ID
%Lionyx: PM me i'm gonna give you them
Hey I'm gooby: Thanks
awioejibw was warned by Lionyx. (do not give out wrong info pls)

Grains of Salt: is pming people advertising
LucySteele: Yes
LucySteele: It is

Goomasaur43: /banlenght
LucySteele was warned by Lionyx. (link break)
Goomasaur43 was muted by Lionyx for 7 minutes. (spamming)

HOLY SHIT THE SUPREME FAGGOTRY OF THE HELP ROOM KNOWS NO BOUNDS

oop

These digits will bring nothing but shame to us

This was legitimately an honest mistake

how can you faggots keep screwing up the simple concept of "Give champ 6 mons"

CHAMP SKIPPED WEEDLE
I'm impeaching

Can you point out in the rules where it says "Give champ 6 mons but you can't post six mons yourself and tell chimp to ignore every other suggestion"?

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weedle haha I'm funny

Ever been to one of these meta thread shitfests where some really special autist makes 100 posts about how he twisted and turned the rules until they totally "demand" whatever mod policy he wants right now? This shit could easily be genuine, but what difference does it make? You will NEVER EVER convince these people.

IMPEACH GIVE 6 MONS

weedle

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Naughty Nature
- Work Up
- Shadow Sneak
- Hydro Pump
- Night Slash

VETO (Cofagrigus) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Knock Off
- Disable
- Haze
- Memento

TEST YOUR LUCK (Rhyperior) @ Choice Band Ability: Solid Rock EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Magnitude - Rock Wrecker - Megahorn - Ice PunchIf Magnitude rolls a 10, you can replace it with a free pick.

Since we've been blessed with satan's quints, I'll be nice to chimp
Death Lamp (Chandelure) (F) @ Focus Sash Ability: Flash Fire EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD Sassy Nature IVs: 0 Atk / 0 Spe - Trick Room - Curse - Will-O-Wisp - Memento

veto

Undoing the prior veto and also sugging weedle

I'm rubber you're glue. Whatever you veto bounces off me and sticks to you.

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MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Work Up
- U-turn
- Waterfall
- Night Slash

try this one

new team

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Work Up
- Water Shuriken
- Waterfall
- Night Slash

A gengar designed to remove tapus and beasts

Apparently outspeeding things is better for some reason so take this I guess

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Work Up
- Water Shuriken
- Waterfall
- Night Slash

Natu

specs weedle

nasty (Azelf) @ Psychium Z Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Nasty Plot - Psyshock - Fire Blast - ThunderboltPimpNamedSlickback (Honchkrow) (M) @ Flyinium Z Ability: Moxie Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Mirror Move - Brave Bird - Sucker Punch - SuperpowerMANDORUS (Landorus-Therian) @ Choice Band Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Earthquake - Fly - Superpower - Stone EdgePick one.

RIP Balk Fetus (Chimecho) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Stored Power
- Dazzling Gleam
- Cosmic Power
- Rest

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MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Work Up
- Water Shuriken
- Waterfall
- Night Slash

final form I swear

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I'm still on this
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new team
AG
Gimme 6 DOGARS

meme (Landorus-Therian) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Rash Nature
- Swords Dance
- U-turn
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Explosion

mega weedle

Grimer

You were impeached ages ago. You're not the champ.

specs weedle

Fuck weedle, have a real mon

wurmple

weedle
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magikarp

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assvest limber ditto

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LOL
LEL
LIL
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If Anthony Burch were a Pokemon, what would it be? I want to make a set based on that.

We already have Cuckle.

a mimkyu with curse

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new champ

2f7857 is an impeached champ who's shitting up the thread out of sheer spite

Me AG

meme (Landorus-Therian) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Rash Nature
- Swords Dance
- U-turn
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Explosion

ruse arceus

weedle if you actually go to AG

hypnosis megagengar called DANKER BOIDER

Nihilego my eggo (Nihilego) @ Choice Band Ability: Beast Boost Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Head Smash - Poison Jab - Brutal Swing - Frustration

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Palkia

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Champ still needs one more

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band mega fug

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ME CHAMP
2820c3 IMPEACHED

sad panda (Snorlax) @ Figy Berry
Ability: Gluttony
Happiness: 0
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Belly Drum
- Recycle
- Frustration
- Fire Punch

He didn't do anything to get impeached.

FIRST FORM (Victini) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flame Charge
- Stored Power
- Charge Beam
- Rest

new team just to chimpout

it's okay, 100% chance this guy is [ONE AND DONE]

anything with heart swap and focus sash

poolad (Swoobat) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Stored Power
- Roost
- Air Slash

free dicke

CAKE FISH

Do you want me to (201) this thread?

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weedie (specs weedle but you're a cuck if you don't take it)

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2820c3 didn't break any rules. You can't just throw out an impeach like that without giving a reason.

Have something you've never seen a chimp use before.

He can, it's just not going to work out very well.

Is "Faggot" a good reason?

no

Also
You are literally being bigger faggots than 4chan

then why don't you go there and stay there?

I'm saying that if those degenerate lando and garchompers can not be faggots for two seconds so can we

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blame both me and gappy's autism
let's pretend nothing never happened and let's follow current chimp

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blame yourself cumsock

I'll give you that today was my fault for going along some shitposting about rules,but my marathon was valid.

Remember that children's games on Holla Forums are serious fucking business.

If you namefags are done having your little hissyfit maybe we can play some Pokemans.

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tripfags truly are the biggest cancer

But it is,making a lando with 99% of his moves and items removed and have champ check for each one is pure bullshit.

in you are opinion

New team, still AG

This thread has no tripfags or namefags though ´-´

FIRST FORM (Victini) @ Chesto Berry
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flame Charge
- Stored Power
- Charge Beam
- Rest

Chatiman's request

ECHOES ACT 3 (Sylveon) (M) @ Metronome
Ability: Pixilate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Echoed Voice
- Heal Bell

specs shaymin-sky

`-`

barrier cm rest judgement arceus of any type

any mon you hate and you think should not exist and needs to be banned from literally every tier named "namefag"

Any final gambit meme

small balloon

Bad Dragon (Palkia) @ Assault Vest Ability: Pressure EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Spacial Rend - Hydro Pump - Ice Beam - Power Gem

a magikarp

whoops haha I accidentally gave you the good version


Victini @ Normalium Z
Ability: Victory Star
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Flame Charge
- Stored Power
- Charge Beam
- Psych Up

Arceus can't learn calm mind.

Excuse me, barrier

sorry it's been a while since i used that set, i meant iron defense

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WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Just came in here to check those digits.

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also' check em

We're more halfderp than fullderp at this point.

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NEW CHAMP

me

weedie lol

Death Egg

Mega bunny runny cunny.

dependable fish

take this

Caterpie

post sets you nigres

We wuz kangs (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Nature: Careful
- Fake Tears
- Nasty Plot
- Thief
- Shadow Ball

use the fucking pastebin

wow epic furry reaction image haha

please get out and never come back

Make any lopunny-mega.

unreleased

don't make me regret posting a good mon you piece of shit and read the pastebin

wow epic internet tribalism its like i am in 2007 lol

gay

Are you a cuckchanner?

lurk more faggot

Why do I recognize where that's from

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he is a cuckchanner
what else did you expect

I'll give him the benefit of doubt.
Did he actually post it?

come in friends lol
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boards.4chan.org/vp/thread/32630254#bottom

I'd rather have a dead thread than this shit show

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What is going on? Are people from cuckchan raiding or something?

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Nah, we just have a cuckchanner who occasionally shows up and wants to champ.

wtf nice oc dude might come here more

also new champ get some real memes smh

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Hi! Newcomer from the other chan, here. If you don't mind, could you tell me who "we" is? Thank you!

Here's your (you). It means fullderp threads and the regulars there within.

Now now, this no way to behave friend

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shut up wewladd

It's fucking nothing.

wtf i hate wewladd now

it still counts

wew

Nobody liked you in the first place

That's the same person who lost 3 mons to a ledian once. Also, keep namefag shit out of bread pls

just try and stop me

alright 10 minutes passed
I champ

weedie

suggester here
use cuckuna(kakuna called cuckuna)

Tap-Dancing (Tapu Fini) @ Damp Rock/ Another Item
Ability: Misty Surge
EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Blizzard
- Rain Dance
- Calm Mind
- Scald

MANDOM

We wuz kangs (Cofagrigus) (M) @ Aguav Berry
Ability: Mummy
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Nature: Careful
- Fake Tears
- Nasty Plot
- Thief
- Shadow Ball

FUN (Tyranitar) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 160 HP / 252 Def / 96 Spe
Impish Nature
- Block
- Thunder Wave
- Rest
- Iron Head

If you skip or otherwise try to avoid the shitmon you're given:
Assault Vest Ledyba

If you man up:
Free pick of anything from the pastebin.

8ball (Electrode) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Aftermath EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Electro Ball - Volt Switch - Mirror Coat - Explosion

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chimp change blizzard for ice-beam.

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are the showdown servers down or something?

Chimp, If you're not using Rain Dnace change it for a not-smogon move

dance*

Chimp, if you want to change We wuz kangz moves fell free to do so

Suggester here.
Change my suggestion to a Rhyperior.

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FUCK

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shit, sorry
new team

suggester here
use weedie(weedle, wearing choice specs)

What if there were an ability called freeze tag that trapped only ice types?

Have a Banette. Mega if you can.

snips

Ice has suffered enough. What if it trapped everything EXCEPT ice types?

Also, suggesting Chandelure

I'm picking a random porn image. Use a mon that reminds you of it.

It Just Werks (Swellow) @ Flyinium Z
Ability: Scrappy
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Mild/Hasty Nature
- Work Up
- Brave Bird
- Boomburst
- Heat Wave

cries silently

F

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I PROUDLY DECLARE
NO CHIMP

pick your poison
30% success rate (Scrafty) @ Black Glasses Ability: Shed Skin EVs: 120 HP / 136 Def / 252 SpD Impish Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Foul Play - Rest - Amnesia - Iron Defense
what doth life (Sigilyph) @ Leftovers Ability: Magic Guard EVs: 92 HP / 120 Def / 160 SpA / 136 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Roost - Cosmic Power - Psych Up - Stored Power

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What part of me declaring "NO CHIMP" and posting my W/L ratio 11 hours ago leads you to believe there's a chimp

i am dyslexic and did not see the word "no"
as apology, I will chimp.

meme (Landorus-Therian) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Rash Nature
- Swords Dance
- U-turn
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Explosion

a dyslexic mon

btw i have somewhere to be in about an hour and a half so i'm gonna need those memes pronto.

a non dyslexic mon

Shell Cuck (Torkoal) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: White Smoke
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Nature: Careful
- Withdraw
- Smoke Screen
- Protect
- Toxic

Clawitzer (M) @ Choice Specs Ability: Mega Launcher EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Scald - Ice Beam - Dark Pulse - Aura Spherem-muh boltbeam... (Rotom-Frost) @ Life Orb Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Blizzard - Thunder - Volt Switch - Hidden Power [Ground]you tried (Starmie) @ Psychium Z Ability: Analytic EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature - Gravity - Hydro Pump - Blizzard - ThunderPick one.

if you're in a hurry you can have this bad boy

Sweeps retards (Volbeat) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tail Glow
- Giga Drain
- Encore
- Bug Buzz

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If you still need one more, a Scolipede named RIP Baton Pass

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New chimp

me chimp

All mons must be named some variation of chimp is limp, champ is lamp, chump is dump, chimp is shrimp, lamp is damp, etc.

Either kind of persian named "Cade is laid". Give it parting shot if alola, flash if normal.

Grampa named Champ Gramp

Champ has Damp (Swampert) @ Damp Rock Ability: Damp EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Rain Dance - Aqua Tail - Stealth Rock - Avalanche

Darmanitan named Ape Will Rape

you're lucky I don't have time to finish my specs medicham

chansey-mega (Blissey) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 4 Def / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Hyper Beam
- Flamethrower
- Ice Beam
- Copycat

Drampa named Dramp the Champ

you can name it whatever you want, but I'm not going to indulge in your autism

Egga is Mega?

Gee champ, why does mom let you have two grampas?

because she's very progressive and believes in gay grampas

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A chandalure for lamp champ

actually I'm bored of chansey-mega

rape/rape type (Celesteela) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 8 Def / 252 SpA / 248 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Air Slash
- Energy Ball
- Autotomize

This ain't AG, nigs.
I need one more.

weedie

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Power went out and I needed to restart everything. Sorry for the wait.

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Stop scaring my opponents away. I'm trying to play a game here.

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Okay guys no.
I said to stop scaring my opponents away.
I hate being in 1200.

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S T O P

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This doesn't make me feel any better about the Scizor match.

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I mean, what did he really think was going to happen?

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I want to get off Mr. 1300's wild ride.

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NEW TEAM
ANYTHING GOES

Cooltrainer Marlo's rating: 1281 → 1304
(+23 for winning)

WE 1300'S NOW

anything with BP

Your choice of

Lunala w/ Cosmic Power, RestTalk, 1 attack

or

Lugia w/ Calm Mind, RestTalk, 1 attack.

your favorite mon you CAN'T use in OU

Any mon you love. I mean, really love. You'd even marry it. But, it's ace, so it doesn't want sex, ever. But you love it enough to respect that and never hold it against it. Name it "Eternal Virgin"

am american (Golem-Alola) @ Life Orb
Ability: Galvanize
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
- Charge
- Explosion
- Flamethrower
- Roar

a goose

the lamp


his bulbs

Rapist Bug (Venomoth) (F) Black Sludge
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Nature: Timid
- Sleep Powder
- Bug Buzz
- Sludge Bomb
- Roost

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When are they gonna release an actual goose Pokemon?
It'd probably taste pretty good.

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It takes a while to actually find people in this elo.

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>Cooltrainer Marlo's rating: 1472 → 1488

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I have had enough.

NEW CHAMP

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surely my newfound autism will help me bully

I'll champ
I'll be back in 30 mins or so

STILL THE BEST (Aerodactyl-Mega) @ Aerodactylite
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Whirlwind
- Roar

suggester here
use weedie(weedle)

here's your win con or something

MAX POWER (Greninja) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Bond
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Work Up
- Water Shuriken
- Waterfall
- Night Slash

Rapist Bug (Venomoth) (F) Black Sludge
Ability: Tinted Lens
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Nature: Timid
- Sleep Powder
- Bug Buzz
- Sludge Bomb
- Roost

Or

BigMeanGreen (Ursarinh) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe / 4 HP
Happiness: 0
Shiny: Yes
Nature: Jolly
- Play Rough
- Night Slash
- Bulk Up
- Frustration

WASH AWAY THE ANGR (Rotom-Wash) @ Waterium Z Ability: Levitate EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rain Dance - Volt Switch - Hydro Pump - ThunderTwo-Cannon S.A.M. (Toucannon) (M) @ Choice Band Ability: Skill Link Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Brave Bird - Bullet Seed - Rock Blast - U-turnslow it down jahn (Toxapex) (M) @ Black Sludge Ability: Regenerator EVs: 252 HP / 188 Def / 64 SpD / 4 Spe Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Stockpile - Infestation - Toxic - RecoverPick one.

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Sugging a male Tyranitar named Trannytar♀


Is that permanent and if not, how long does it last?

Regigigas

end my life

Locks used to expire after three days; it was upped to one week at some point, but I think they reverted that.
Just ban evade, it's as simple as clearing local storage & cookies (remember to back up your teams before doing this) and logging in with an alt account under a different IP.

all the hazards

They can go for either 3 or 7 days now, minor offenses earn you 3, evading and other big stuff gives you 7.
Try to say something in battle chat while locked and it'll say how much you've got left.
Also yes, evade.

The delivery boy.


The pizza.

(Five more minutes until our pizza's free.)

For your own good I hope that the pizza is hawaiian or 3 meats

filtered

I want Pepperoni. That other shit is gross.

Judging from the quality of chimp's memes, I'd say we're looking at the world's first oranges&toothpaste pizza.

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Are you talking about actual peppers or that delicious sodium nitrate?

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user, that thing there is curated with sodium nitrate and it can help in the development of stomach cancer. Be careful dude, I don't want you to die because im in love with you

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new champ

Alright, its my time to shine.
I AM THE CHAMP

use specs/scarf rusefox (remember the hp ice if specs)

king fatdick (Dunsparce) @ LeftoversAbility: Serene GraceEVs: 252 SpD / 252 HP / 4 AtkCareful Nature- Coil- Body Slam- Rock Slide / Headbutt- Roost

Pick a starter. Donnel it.

MAXIMUHMENTUM (Tapu Koko) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Electric Surge EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpA / 4 SpD Mild Nature - Volt Switch - U-turn - Withdraw - Agility

Alakazam @ Choice Band
Ability: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Drain Punch
- Fire Punch
- Focus Punch
- Ice Punch

boom boom, any variant

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One more my nigs

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sash hoopa-u

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New chimp

pastebin.com/7tD12vFZ

this RPfag has the most text overall. I enjoyed it.

_ "My lord, Dresden, how about ghost?" Dresden nodded. "Ghost will certainly make up for it. Both are counterparts in types. It was meant to be." Dresden got onto Pelipper. "I am not in a good mood now. I have just learned
roleplaying|that the kingdom I oh so wanted cannot be mine." Dresden's lime green face began turning red, which was unlike Dresden. Dresden showed his anger without being angry, so no one had seen this side of him. "Don't be angered, the almighty
roleplaying|Dresden," the knight said. "Here, have some tea to calm you down."

me chimp
give premades I'm lazy

GAINS THE CLOWN (Conkeldurr) @ Leftovers
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Drain Punch
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

Sun's Up GG (Tangrowth) @ Heat Rock
Ability: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Solar Beam
- Growth
- Morning Sun

Premade (Weedle) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Shield Dust
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Bug Bite
- Poison Sting
- Electroweb
- String Shot

If you use anything resembling a smogon set when someone ignores your premades rule:chimp is limp (Shedinja) @ Leftovers Ability: Wonder Guard EVs: 252 Atk / 252 SpD / 4 Spe Careful Nature - Harden - Bide - Substitute - Rest
Otherwise:MAGA (Gumshoos) @ Focus Sash Ability: Stakeout EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 SpeAdamant Nature- Yawn - Last Resort

MULTI TRACK MENTUM (Eelektross) @ Red Card
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD
Calm Nature
- Volt Switch
- U-turn
- Roar
- Thunder Wave

Merry-Go-Round (Snorlax) @ Red Card
Ability: Thick Fat
EVs: 188 HP / 144 Def / 176 SpD
Careful Nature
- Whirlwind
- Recycle
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

FAST

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Why does Matias Torres AKA Omegaknight112 frequent so many porn sites?

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He's got good tastes in mons he would fuck, though.

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new team

reddit gold (Bastiodon) @ Leftovers Ability: Sturdy EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def Impish Nature - Toxic - Protect - Dig - Taunt
Okay, I don't want you to freak out but I am about to suggest using Dig competitively. I know how you're feeling right now but I want you to know that I am confident that together we can get through this.

Bastiodon is a wall's wall, by which I mean that with attacking stats around base 50 and no team support outside of weather he literally can't do anything else except set up Stealth Rock and then wall. As a wall he has fantastic defenses even with worryingly low HP, and since he can only wall his low speed isn't a huge deficit.

The problem with Bastiodon is that once you've got him out there, what the hell do you do with him? Even his powerful STAB Stone Edge does little more than ding most opponents that aren't weak to it and even with investment will only 2HKO with entry damage those who are, and although it's always worth having Stealth Rock on the field Bastiodon is a slow user of it; even in flying-heavy NU there are better ways to get entry out there. Even as a wall Bastiodon is at best ineffectual and at worst set-up bait. So like all offensively-weak walls, Bastiodon works best as toxic stall … until the opponent switches in someone who can hit him in his crippling 4x weaknesses to ground and fighting, common attacking types even in NU.

This set aims to turn Bastiodon into a wall-breaker, but a defensively-minded one. And to do that he needs maximum survivability. Which is why he carries Dig.

Stop laughing.

cancer mancer (Celesteela) @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Protect
- Leech Seed
- Toxic

& Meatstalls (Tangrowth) @ Leftovers
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Leech Seed
- Ingrain
- Substitute
- Block

Woah! Slow down! (Mudsdale) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Stamina
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bulldoze
- Rock Tomb
- Low Sweep
- Body Slam

ebin cade (Meowstic) (M) @ Leftovers / Leppa Berry
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpD / 4 Def
Sassy Nature
- Barrier
- Calm Mind
- Assist
- Rest

what doth life (Sigilyph) @ Twisted Spoon Ability: Magic Guard EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Roost - Calm Mind - Cosmic Power - Stored Power

now with unfucked EVs

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okay fine educate me on what the appropriate evs are oh wise pokemon player

scarf crobat female

He is a retard

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252 hp + 126 in each defense > 252 in defenses

Generally, 252 HP is better for bulk than 252 def / 252 spdef. Then you'd most likely want to put the remaining 252 in one of the defenses, or spread them between them, to maximize its bulk.

HP is always worth more than defenses.
You could go 252 HP / 128 Def / 128 SpD if you want lazy mixed bulk.
Because you have Calm Mind and Cosmic Power, you're usually going to be boosting SpD instead of defense, so a spread of 252 HP / 252 Def helps patch that spot up for when chimps are confident enough to use Calm Mind.
Modest Nature is pointless without any SpA investment. You're better off with something that increases Defense, like Bold.

all good constructive criticism which i appreciate much more than just bullying

Well we're gonna bully you anyways.

well sure but at least I can try to learn now instead of just fucking up all the time

Never helped chimps

s-so can I fix the evs?

yeah you probably should

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-584012288

Wouldn't you want some speed in there to get in boosts before being hit?

Defensive mons get more out of defenses than speed because they can't expect to outspeed the actual offensive threats that will be trying to take them down. Sigilyph already sits at a nice speed tier and doesn't need too much investment, and would rather have defense so it can take a hit and stay healthy.
Slight investment into speed (40 Spe) gives it just enough speed to beat Adamant/Modest base 70 mons (Bisharp comes to mind), but it's not something we expect to be important very often and we'd rather just have the defense in most cases.

also give it leftovers because I am not very clever at this hour of the day

For defensive EVs, just compare base (Sp)Def to HP and allocate points to whichever is lower. It varies from mon to mon. Something like Chansey with sky high HP gets more from straight defensive investment. Something like Shuckle with shit for HP but great defenses gets more from HP. Mixed walls are a bit more complicated since you need to account for how the nature you choose is going to effect the final stats. There's also the question of are you trying to survive hits from specific threats or just get as much bulk as possible while keeping your defenses relatively equal.

For natures, decide based on what you want the mon to do. As said, there's no point in taking a +SpAtk nature if you aren't building for SpAtk. To be effective in any way, your pokemon are going to have to specialize in one way or another. No such thing as a good jack of all trades.

Pic unrelated. I just haven't had an excuse to post it.

There are only maybe five mons in the game where investing into defenses is better than investing into HP. Telling someone to compare bases is just going to confuse them because unless they're building a Wailord or a Hariyama, HP is going to be more useful.

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-gen7ou-584015247

True, it isn't common, but it is a relevant factor.

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